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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,436 --> 00:00:08,555 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:08,655 - Are you ready, kids? 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,091 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 4 00:00:10,222 --> 00:00:11,919 - I can't hear you. 5 00:00:11,963 --> 00:00:13,878 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 6 00:00:13,965 --> 00:00:16,924 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 7 00:00:16,968 --> 00:00:19,013 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 8 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,102 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 9 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,843 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 10 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:25,019 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:25,063 --> 00:00:27,065 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 12 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,067 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 13 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,069 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 14 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,114 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 15 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,855 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:34,942 --> 00:00:37,031 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:37,118 --> 00:00:38,946 SpongeBob SquarePants! 18 00:00:39,077 --> 00:00:40,208 - SpongeBob 19 00:00:40,295 --> 00:00:41,993 SquarePants! 20 00:01:00,402 --> 00:01:02,840 - All right, Science Scouts, listen up. 21 00:01:02,927 --> 00:01:05,799 This here business is serious as a rattlesnake bite, 22 00:01:05,886 --> 00:01:07,975 so let's make sure we don't mess it up. 23 00:01:08,062 --> 00:01:11,065 If we earn enough money, we can finally 24 00:01:11,109 --> 00:01:12,980 afford that trip to Mars! 25 00:01:14,895 --> 00:01:17,855 Now, get out there and sell these biscuits! 26 00:01:17,984 --> 00:01:20,900 Aye, aye, Science Master Sandy. 27 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:23,423 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:29,254 - What's all that racket? - Good day, ma'ams. 29 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,517 Would you like to buy some Science Scouts biscuits? 30 00:01:32,604 --> 00:01:34,867 - Science? Puh! 31 00:01:34,910 --> 00:01:36,999 That malarkey ain't real. 32 00:01:37,085 --> 00:01:39,697 Back in my day, we had alchemy, 33 00:01:39,783 --> 00:01:41,741 and that was good enough for us. 34 00:01:43,176 --> 00:01:45,831 - Aw. - Mary, it's Wednesday. 35 00:01:45,918 --> 00:01:49,095 Time to shave down my bunions! - Ugh! 36 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:52,793 Ew. 37 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:03,366 - Who is it? 38 00:02:03,409 --> 00:02:06,542 - Good day, sir. Are you the man of the house? 39 00:02:06,672 --> 00:02:11,285 - Oh, no. The master is in repose. 40 00:02:14,112 --> 00:02:16,898 - Well, perhaps your master would like to wake up 41 00:02:16,984 --> 00:02:19,856 to some fresh-baked biscuits. - Oh, no. 42 00:02:19,942 --> 00:02:22,684 He doesn't care for solid foods. 43 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:32,909 Master does get thirsty though. Sorry. 44 00:02:32,995 --> 00:02:34,736 No problem. 45 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,566 - Sup, little lady bro? - Yes, hello, sir. 46 00:02:41,653 --> 00:02:45,134 Have you considered purchasing some Science Scout bis-- 47 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,745 um... 48 00:02:47,831 --> 00:02:50,964 - I mean, energy bars? 49 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:54,140 They will fill you with the fuel for fitness! 50 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:57,228 - Well, Larry does need to carbo load. 51 00:02:57,314 --> 00:02:59,665 I'll take a dozen boxes. 52 00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:03,363 ♪ 53 00:03:03,449 --> 00:03:05,451 Ah! 54 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:07,104 Yeah! 55 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:12,325 - We got our first sale. - Whoo-hoo! 56 00:03:12,411 --> 00:03:14,936 ♪ ♪ 57 00:03:19,285 --> 00:03:22,331 ♪ ♪ 58 00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:25,594 Oh, yay! 59 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,992 Oh, my aching knuckles. 60 00:03:35,077 --> 00:03:40,126 I must have knocked on a million doors today. 61 00:03:45,127 --> 00:03:50,132 Money? 62 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:55,222 Tasty morsels for the Krabsy. 63 00:03:55,307 --> 00:03:57,265 - Hey, claws off! 64 00:03:57,351 --> 00:03:59,702 That money belongs to the Science Scouts. 65 00:03:59,744 --> 00:04:02,791 I got it from selling biscuits. 66 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:08,404 Selling biscuitses, eh? 67 00:04:08,445 --> 00:04:10,056 - All right, that was some fancy 68 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:13,449 biscuit hawking yesterday, but today, we're going to-- 69 00:04:13,578 --> 00:04:15,145 hey, where's SpongeBob? 70 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,147 - He's over there with Mr. Krabs 71 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:19,670 and that sad-looking octopus. 72 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:22,411 - SpongeBob, what are you doing? 73 00:04:22,452 --> 00:04:25,891 - He's working with the premier biscuit-selling team 74 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,806 in Bikini Bottom, that's what he's doing. 75 00:04:28,934 --> 00:04:31,023 Now, if you don't mind, 76 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:34,200 we've got some Krusty Doodles to sell. 77 00:04:34,285 --> 00:04:35,504 - Krusty Doodles? 78 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:37,635 Blech! 79 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:41,638 These are just stale Krabby Patty buns. 80 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:44,858 - Aged to perfection and sprinkled with cinnamon. 81 00:04:44,943 --> 00:04:48,468 Now, scram! This is Krusty Scout territory. 82 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:51,905 - Oh, no, this is Science Scout territory. 83 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:54,428 - Oh, yeah? How about a little wager? 84 00:04:54,514 --> 00:04:59,084 Whoever sells the most biscuits today gets to keep selling. 85 00:04:59,211 --> 00:05:03,955 - And the loser leaves the biscuit biz forever! 86 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:06,695 Deal. 87 00:05:06,825 --> 00:05:10,393 Hmm? Oh, no. 88 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,046 A solicitor. 89 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:15,481 Friend, how would you like to buy 90 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:19,310 the most collectible snack in the whole ocean? 91 00:05:19,395 --> 00:05:23,356 They're mint biscuits in mint condition. 92 00:05:23,397 --> 00:05:25,748 - Ooh, mint, you say? 93 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:28,445 - If you want real biscuit flavor, 94 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:32,578 try a Krusty Doodle instead. 95 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:35,274 - Your cosplay is terrible. I'll pass. 96 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,145 Give me three boxes. - Whoa! 97 00:05:38,274 --> 00:05:39,971 - Avast, Mr. Squidward. 98 00:05:40,058 --> 00:05:43,758 If you want to move biscuits, you gotta be cuter. 99 00:05:43,842 --> 00:05:45,495 Here, I'll help you. 100 00:05:47,844 --> 00:05:51,412 There you go. Now you're adorable, see? 101 00:05:51,497 --> 00:05:54,152 - I can't see anything. My retinas detached. 102 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:03,331 - Oh, Pearl, don't you look cute? 103 00:06:03,416 --> 00:06:06,158 - Oh, thanks, Mrs. Puff. 104 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:10,160 I'm selling biscuits so my scout troop can go to Mars. 105 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,379 - Adorable. Let me get my purse. 106 00:06:13,464 --> 00:06:16,206 - Wait a minute. Buy my biscuits instead! 107 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:18,729 - What's wrong with your eyes, Squidward? 108 00:06:18,814 --> 00:06:22,165 - You're blowing it again. I'll show you how it's done. 109 00:06:25,035 --> 00:06:27,733 Hello, my sweet Puffikins. 110 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:30,603 Won't you buy some biscuits from the only crab 111 00:06:30,732 --> 00:06:32,865 to ever steal your heart? 112 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:36,389 - Oh, well, that does sound nice. 113 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:37,649 - Don't listen to him. 114 00:06:37,779 --> 00:06:39,606 My biscuits are better, Mrs. Puff. 115 00:06:39,736 --> 00:06:40,955 - Don't listen to her! 116 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:42,956 - Hey, find your own house to sell at! 117 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:44,695 - Hey, get your biscuit right here. 118 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,609 - Come on, buy mine! - Uh-huh. 119 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,915 Oh! 120 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:52,046 - Would you like to buy some biscuits? 121 00:06:52,132 --> 00:06:53,960 - No! 122 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,134 - Are you sure you don't want to buy some biscuits? 123 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:56,525 - Yes. 124 00:06:56,656 --> 00:06:59,311 - How about our super spicy cinnamon biscuits? 125 00:07:12,618 --> 00:07:14,403 - Why did everyone stop yelling? 126 00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:26,799 - Well, looks like the biscuit business 127 00:07:26,885 --> 00:07:29,888 is all mine now. 128 00:07:29,973 --> 00:07:31,801 - We ain't letting him win this one. 129 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:35,324 Come on, Science Scouts! Ugh! Oh. 130 00:07:35,409 --> 00:07:38,455 - Oh, why not let it go, Sandy? 131 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:41,326 There's only one place left in town to sell to anyway, 132 00:07:41,411 --> 00:07:43,413 the old folks home, 133 00:07:43,499 --> 00:07:46,981 and you'd have to sell to every single oldie there 134 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:48,153 to beat me. 135 00:07:48,195 --> 00:07:50,545 - Looks like it's up to you, Pearl. 136 00:07:54,676 --> 00:07:55,677 - What? Wait, what? 137 00:07:55,763 --> 00:07:58,113 That was my plan. 138 00:08:01,591 --> 00:08:04,812 ♪ ♪ 139 00:08:04,897 --> 00:08:06,986 - I believe this belongs to you. 140 00:08:07,115 --> 00:08:09,117 Ah. 141 00:08:09,246 --> 00:08:13,293 Huh? Huh? 142 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:16,946 Ah, my biscuits! 143 00:08:18,857 --> 00:08:21,512 Nothing beats sabotage-y. 144 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:25,079 Huh? Me brakes? 145 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,644 They've been sabotagied! 146 00:08:27,729 --> 00:08:30,907 Oh! 147 00:08:31,035 --> 00:08:35,648 ♪ ♪ 148 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:43,912 ♪ ♪ 149 00:08:44,038 --> 00:08:46,736 - Who wants biscuits? 150 00:08:46,822 --> 00:08:50,042 - Huh? - What about you, mister? 151 00:08:50,084 --> 00:08:52,956 Buy some biscuits from a sweet little girl? 152 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:55,087 - Are you kidding? 153 00:08:55,172 --> 00:08:57,261 Everyone's chompers have gone missing. 154 00:08:57,302 --> 00:08:59,087 How are we supposed to chew biscuits 155 00:08:59,129 --> 00:09:01,305 if we ain't got no teeth? 156 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:12,744 Looks like I borrowed everyone's dentures. 157 00:09:14,524 --> 00:09:17,222 Ooh-ie! 158 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:21,572 ♪ ♪ 159 00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:26,529 ♪ ♪ 160 00:09:26,614 --> 00:09:30,313 Get your biscuit mush right here, nice and soft. 161 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:33,574 We do the chewing so you don't have to. 162 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:37,272 - Oh, yeah. - Homemade biscuits. 163 00:09:37,356 --> 00:09:40,576 - Lovely mush. 164 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:45,230 - Well, I guess that's it. Time to call it a day. 165 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,968 Live and learn, Pearly girl. 166 00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:50,751 That's just the way the biscuit bounces. 167 00:09:52,446 --> 00:09:55,405 - Make mine extra mushy. 168 00:10:03,621 --> 00:10:05,362 - Aw, hey there, Pearly girl. 169 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,406 Sorry you didn't win the competition. 170 00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:10,451 - Oh, I didn't lose yet. - You didn't? 171 00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:14,801 - Nope, I realized there was one more person to sell to, 172 00:10:14,928 --> 00:10:18,105 and I know how to get him to buy anything. 173 00:10:18,189 --> 00:10:20,800 Oh. 174 00:10:20,885 --> 00:10:23,061 I don't like where this is going. 175 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:30,108 Oh, Daddy! 176 00:10:30,191 --> 00:10:35,283 Buy my biscuits. 177 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:38,760 Oh, Daddy! - No, I can't-- I-- 178 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:52,937 - All right, I'll buy your biscuits. 179 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:57,155 - Thanks, Daddy. Mwah! 180 00:10:57,195 --> 00:10:59,588 We're going to Mars. 181 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:05,288 Hm, these are tasty. 182 00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:15,721 - Whew, that was some mighty fine selling, 183 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:16,980 Science Scouts. 184 00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:19,068 Now, we can afford to boldly expand 185 00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:21,634 into new biscuit markets. 186 00:11:21,719 --> 00:11:22,328 Hooray! 187 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:25,634 Huh? 188 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,634 - Greetings, Earth creatures. 189 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,028 Would you like to purchase some Astro Biscuits? 190 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:35,376 We are raising money for a trip to Earth. 191 00:11:37,894 --> 00:11:39,591 - OK, y'all. 192 00:11:39,677 --> 00:11:41,070 If we earn enough money, 193 00:11:41,155 --> 00:11:42,765 we can afford a trip to Jupiter. 194 00:11:54,243 --> 00:11:57,856 - Vroom, vroom! Vrow! 195 00:11:57,939 --> 00:12:02,247 My boat was stuck in reverse for a whole mile. 196 00:12:02,374 --> 00:12:06,334 I turned left and backed into a mountain of giant springs. 197 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,158 - Whoa! Wow. 198 00:12:08,201 --> 00:12:09,811 Righteous, dude. 199 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,507 - Then, the boat sprung forward, 200 00:12:12,591 --> 00:12:15,899 up onto an unfinished bridge, where we bounced-- 201 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:18,812 yoink, yoink-- from column to column 202 00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:21,899 and got caught on the hook of a construction crane, 203 00:12:21,983 --> 00:12:24,290 where we swung out over the city 204 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:28,205 until we landed on a garbage dumpster. 205 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:32,335 - Thank you, SpongeBob, for that melodramatic 206 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:35,117 retelling of our last driving lesson. 207 00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:37,594 My pleasure. 208 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,639 Wall came out of nowhere. 209 00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:48,638 - Settle down, class. 210 00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:51,857 I'm elated to announce that today 211 00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:55,640 we have a new driving student with us. 212 00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:57,594 Come in and introduce yourself. 213 00:12:57,723 --> 00:12:59,943 - Thank you so much for this opportunity. 214 00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:02,900 Acceleration T. Greenlight's the name, 215 00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:05,117 and teaching driving is my game. 216 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,855 - What? 217 00:13:06,897 --> 00:13:10,814 - I'm the owner and operator of the Greenlight Driving School. 218 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,290 - All right, mister, you can just-- 219 00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:16,464 - And I guarantee a driver's license 220 00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:20,161 to anyone after only one drive around the block, 221 00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:22,420 and at half the price that Mrs. Puff charges. 222 00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:28,159 - I've dealt with his kind before. 223 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:38,684 No, I am not going back to the slammer. 224 00:13:38,808 --> 00:13:41,593 - Once around the block and your license is a lock. 225 00:13:41,677 --> 00:13:45,594 Follow me! Right this way, beep, beep! 226 00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:48,245 - Beep, beep! Beep, beep! 227 00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:52,203 - Class, where are you going? Don't listen to him. 228 00:13:52,242 --> 00:13:54,941 Come back. We have a lesson. 229 00:13:56,242 --> 00:13:59,332 - Welcome, suckers-- I mean, students-- 230 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:02,462 to the Greenlight Driving School. 231 00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:06,506 - I can't believe everyone left me. 232 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,330 - Not everyone! 233 00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:12,026 SpongeBob. 234 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:14,417 I might have known. 235 00:14:16,936 --> 00:14:20,113 Whoa! - No problem. 236 00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:22,721 - Careful. Watch out. 237 00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:24,763 - I got this. - Slow down. 238 00:14:24,849 --> 00:14:27,373 Brakes, brakes! 239 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,852 Sorry. 240 00:14:30,935 --> 00:14:35,069 - Oh, Neptune. - Whoops. 241 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:37,327 Here you go. That's for today's lesson. 242 00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:40,761 Don't spend it all in one place. 243 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,805 See you next week. 244 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,935 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 245 00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:50,326 - Yessiree, once around the block. 246 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,455 Congratulations! 247 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,542 You're a licensed driver. 248 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:02,368 - Gnarly. 249 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:09,149 - I want a license. - Me too! 250 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:12,149 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 251 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:16,150 Yah! Bills? Overdue, delinquent? 252 00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:18,756 "Pay or die?" 253 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,234 How will I ever pay these bills 254 00:15:21,362 --> 00:15:24,104 teaching SpongeBob only once a week? 255 00:15:24,231 --> 00:15:26,320 Oh. 256 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,581 - Yah! - Yoo-hoo, SpongeBob? 257 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,015 Hop in for your next lesson. 258 00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:35,883 - Oh, you're mistaken, Mrs. Puff. 259 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,101 Today's not my lesson day. 260 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,318 - I just upgraded you to Super Gold status. 261 00:15:41,402 --> 00:15:45,015 You'll have lessons every day, with the corresponding fees, 262 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:47,664 of course. - Yeah, but I-- 263 00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,533 I'm on my way to work. 264 00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:51,794 - Get in the boat! - Yes, Mrs. Puff. 265 00:15:51,922 --> 00:15:54,272 - Now, drive. - Aye, aye. 266 00:15:57,312 --> 00:16:00,315 ♪ ♪ 267 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:06,314 Wow! I can't look! 268 00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:09,661 Stop! 269 00:16:09,787 --> 00:16:12,398 ♪ ♪ 270 00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:16,527 - Ooh, looky there. 271 00:16:16,612 --> 00:16:19,528 It's that really successful driving school. 272 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,744 - Hey, thanks. - Thanks. 273 00:16:22,828 --> 00:16:24,481 Great. 274 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,438 I can drive now. 275 00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:30,048 ♪ ♪ 276 00:16:30,174 --> 00:16:31,915 - Huh, thanks! 277 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,132 ♪ ♪ 278 00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:36,131 - Hello, loser. 279 00:16:38,259 --> 00:16:39,782 - Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. 280 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,914 I'm loyal to you and only you. 281 00:16:42,997 --> 00:16:45,129 - Oh, thank you, Sponge... 282 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:48,608 Bob! 283 00:16:48,691 --> 00:16:51,737 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 284 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:06,256 That was a long day's driving lesson, Gary. 285 00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:12,863 - SpongeBob, time for your next lesson! 286 00:17:12,902 --> 00:17:15,513 - Yeah, but it's the middle of the night. 287 00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:16,946 Tonight's lesson is... 288 00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:18,816 - Late-night driving. 289 00:17:18,943 --> 00:17:21,206 Of course, there'll be an extra fee. 290 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,379 Hurry up. 291 00:17:23,507 --> 00:17:27,772 Coming, Mrs. Puff. 292 00:17:27,854 --> 00:17:32,250 - The most important part of night driving is staying awake. 293 00:17:32,331 --> 00:17:33,506 Some loud music... 294 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,853 And coffee should do it. 295 00:17:38,937 --> 00:17:42,419 - Eeeh! - Watch it. 296 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,111 - Get off the road! 297 00:17:53,063 --> 00:17:55,456 ♪ ♪ 298 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,326 - I'll see you in the morning for tomorrow's lesson. 299 00:17:58,409 --> 00:18:01,368 - But tomorrow is Sunday. 300 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,366 - It's your Sunday driver lesson, 301 00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:06,714 you silly billy boy. 302 00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:11,367 - Yeah, I'm a silly billy boy. 303 00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:14,408 Finally, a day to myself. 304 00:18:17,185 --> 00:18:18,883 Huh? 305 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:23,536 - Today's lesson, ice driving. 306 00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:25,532 - Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 307 00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:27,749 Turn into the slide. Foot off the gas. 308 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,443 Pray to Neptune. 309 00:18:30,701 --> 00:18:34,314 ♪ ♪ 310 00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:37,094 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 311 00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,918 - Hey, that actually worked. 312 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,960 Just what I needed, some me time. 313 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,391 Yikes! 314 00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,173 What lesson now? 315 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,956 - Mountain driving lesson. 316 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,823 - Look out below! 317 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:12,731 - Nurse, I'm unzipping him now. 318 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:18,731 - Oh, hold on, Doctor. Mrs. Puff, are you in there? 319 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:21,076 Are you in there? 320 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:25,685 - Don't be silly, SpongeBob. How would I fit in there? 321 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:30,293 - Yeah, there's only room for one, me. 322 00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,810 Oh, Patrick. 323 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,503 - Time for your next driving lesson. 324 00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:40,286 - But, Mrs. Puff, I'm totally broke. 325 00:19:40,369 --> 00:19:42,937 I can't pay for any more lessons. 326 00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:48,416 - Well, I guess it's the end of the road for me. 327 00:19:48,495 --> 00:19:52,195 - Can we get some lunch now? Your stomach is empty 328 00:19:54,231 --> 00:19:57,060 Out of business. 329 00:19:57,143 --> 00:20:01,017 I thought my school would last forever. 330 00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:06,579 SpongeBob, the one-sponge wrecking crew. 331 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,576 Ooh! 332 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:12,226 Hold on, SpongeBob. That's it. 333 00:20:12,353 --> 00:20:16,009 I can't believe I've been going about this all wrong. 334 00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,266 - Happy trails, snail. 335 00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,089 - Well, if it isn't Mrs. Puff. 336 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:30,044 What brings you to my humble driving school? 337 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,347 - You say you can get any student a license 338 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,214 with just one lesson? 339 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,561 - Guaranteed. 340 00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:40,388 - Well, I've got a live one for you. 341 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:47,602 Oh, good luck! 342 00:20:47,683 --> 00:20:50,338 You'll need it. Mwah. 343 00:20:54,332 --> 00:20:56,595 - The trick to being a licensed driver 344 00:20:56,678 --> 00:20:59,463 is going once around the block. 345 00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:02,419 Whoa! 346 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:09,067 What are you doing? Let me out! 347 00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:11,674 - Oh, I haven't learned "let me out" yet, 348 00:21:11,757 --> 00:21:14,238 but I'll show you what I have learned. 349 00:21:16,189 --> 00:21:17,538 - Whoa! 350 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,410 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 351 00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,928 Whoa, ah, whoa! 352 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,316 Stop! Stop this boat, I beg of you! 353 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,535 - The trick to being a passenger 354 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:37,234 is to give up all control. 355 00:21:42,674 --> 00:21:44,371 - How's my driving? 356 00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,939 - Well, if it isn't SpongeBob. 357 00:21:47,026 --> 00:21:49,420 And you've captured the notorious 358 00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,901 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 359 00:21:51,988 --> 00:21:54,338 He's been selling phony driver's licenses 360 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,470 throughout the seabed. 361 00:21:56,557 --> 00:21:58,951 - And I would have gotten away with it, too, 362 00:21:59,038 --> 00:22:02,172 if it wasn't for the worst driver in all the oceans. 363 00:22:05,915 --> 00:22:08,744 - I wonder who he meant by that. 364 00:22:08,831 --> 00:22:12,835 - Thank you, SpongeBob. Do go on. 365 00:22:12,922 --> 00:22:15,794 - Then, Acceleration and I went down the mountain, 366 00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,883 and we drove through the fog. 367 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,407 And we crashed on the ice. 368 00:22:20,451 --> 00:22:24,890 - I love that story, SpongeBob. Tell it again. 369 00:22:27,023 --> 00:22:29,852 - Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 25482

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