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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,482 --> 00:00:08,758 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:10,448 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:10,517 --> 00:00:12,068 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,000 kids: Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:14,068 --> 00:00:17,068 - ♪ Ohh... ♪ 6 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:19,103 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 7 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:21,103 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:21,206 --> 00:00:23,000 - ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 9 00:00:23,068 --> 00:00:24,931 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,172 - ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪ 11 00:00:27,241 --> 00:00:29,172 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:31,103 - ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪ 13 00:00:31,206 --> 00:00:33,103 kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 14 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:35,034 all: SpongeBob SquarePants! 15 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,172 SpongeBob SquarePants! 16 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,068 SpongeBob SquarePants! 17 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:40,517 SpongeBob 18 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:42,241 SquarePants! 19 00:00:53,379 --> 00:01:00,448 ♪ ♪ 20 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,655 - Good morning, alarm clock. 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,137 - Ah. 22 00:01:12,241 --> 00:01:13,724 Whoa! 23 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:15,517 Ha! 24 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,137 Ah. 25 00:01:19,241 --> 00:01:20,241 Hmm. 26 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,000 Choices, choices. 27 00:01:25,965 --> 00:01:28,862 Whoa! 28 00:01:28,965 --> 00:01:30,137 Whoops. 29 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:31,310 Pants are a little twisted around. 30 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:33,034 Heh. 31 00:01:34,655 --> 00:01:36,172 Ah. 32 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:40,862 Whoa! 33 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,137 Whoops. 34 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:52,689 Almost forgot my lucky tie clip. 35 00:01:58,172 --> 00:02:00,931 I'm ready! 36 00:02:01,758 --> 00:02:06,965 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 37 00:02:12,379 --> 00:02:15,931 Young lady, allow me. 38 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:19,000 - Oh, you. 39 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:24,896 - Morning, SpongeBob. 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,275 - Good morning, Sewer Man. 41 00:02:27,344 --> 00:02:30,517 - There goes one lucky boy. 42 00:02:30,586 --> 00:02:33,724 - See you tomorrow, sweetie. 43 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:37,448 Whoopsie! 44 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,793 - Whoa, whoa. 45 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,724 - Ah. 46 00:02:43,827 --> 00:02:45,620 Ha-ha. 47 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,241 Good morning, Squidward. 48 00:02:53,896 --> 00:02:56,413 And why are you so peppy this morning? 49 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:59,827 - Because today is my lucky day, 50 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:03,310 thanks to my lucky tie clip. 51 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:06,206 - Don't you wear that tie clip every day? 52 00:03:06,275 --> 00:03:07,517 - Uh-huh. 53 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:11,068 Every day is my lucky day. 54 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:14,793 - Pfft, luck isn't real. 55 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,310 It's all in your head. 56 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:20,034 - Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. 57 00:03:20,103 --> 00:03:21,965 - Hmph. 58 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,413 - Sorry, Mr. Squidward. 59 00:03:23,482 --> 00:03:24,862 Didn't see you there. 60 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:50,517 One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe, perfectly prepared. 61 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:52,310 - Hmm. 62 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:55,896 I'll be the judge of that. 63 00:03:59,758 --> 00:04:01,724 - Hmm. 64 00:04:04,689 --> 00:04:07,206 I want to complain. 65 00:04:07,275 --> 00:04:09,896 But it's too delectable! 66 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,965 - How? 67 00:04:13,034 --> 00:04:16,655 How did you accomplish such perfection? 68 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,379 - Guess I'm just lucky. 69 00:04:19,482 --> 00:04:26,448 ♪ ♪ 70 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,827 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 71 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:30,965 Whoa. 72 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:34,896 Whoa, whoa! Ah! 73 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,379 Whoops. 74 00:04:47,724 --> 00:04:50,758 - Ready to start another lucky day, Gary? 75 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,689 - Whoa! 76 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:59,620 Whoa. 77 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,586 Hey. 78 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:03,413 Huh? 79 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:04,931 Ah! 80 00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:07,275 Where's my lucky tie clip? 81 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:09,068 Not here. 82 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:10,034 No. 83 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:12,103 Nuh-uh. 84 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:23,068 No! 85 00:05:25,379 --> 00:05:30,103 My lucky tie clip is missing. 86 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,310 Oh no. 87 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:36,931 I'm late for work. 88 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:38,310 I'll search for it later. 89 00:05:38,413 --> 00:05:41,931 Wah, nah, ah, whoa! 90 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,931 Whoa! 91 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,931 - Oh, sorry. 92 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,620 I was running late today. 93 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,758 Jeez, what bad luck. 94 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,724 - Give me your wallet. Make it snappy. 95 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:05,758 - Uh, uh. 96 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:08,586 - See you tomorrow, sweetie. 97 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:13,137 Whoopsie. 98 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,655 - Hot dog. 99 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:16,655 Get your hot-- 100 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:29,689 - What happened to you? 101 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:35,275 - I lost my lucky tie clip, and now everything is going wrong. 102 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:38,275 There's no such thing as luck. 103 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,724 Your dumb tie clip has nothing to do with it. 104 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:44,551 - Oh, poor naive Squidward. 105 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,827 Whoa! 106 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Oh, spatula cramp. 107 00:06:57,103 --> 00:06:58,275 Aw. 108 00:07:05,896 --> 00:07:08,793 - Do you have any recommendations? 109 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,310 - Yeah. 110 00:07:10,413 --> 00:07:12,413 Eat somewhere else. - Hmm. 111 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,379 Excellent advice. 112 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,068 Thank you, young man. 113 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,758 - A tip? 114 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:19,965 Must be my lucky day. 115 00:07:20,068 --> 00:07:22,931 Not that I believe in that nonsense. 116 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:28,689 One Krabby Patty combo. 117 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:29,758 - Hmph. 118 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:36,275 Hmm. 119 00:07:36,344 --> 00:07:39,862 The soda is flat, the fries are oily, 120 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:45,034 and the Krabby Patty is bland. 121 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:47,758 - B-b-b-bland? 122 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:52,068 - What's the matter with you, boyo? 123 00:07:52,103 --> 00:07:55,000 - Aw, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs. 124 00:07:55,068 --> 00:07:57,241 Bad luck. 125 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:58,655 - Bad luck? 126 00:07:58,758 --> 00:08:01,275 The restaurant business runs on luck. 127 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:06,241 If bad luck sets in, the Krusty Krab is doomed. 128 00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:07,344 Everyone out! 129 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:08,517 Out, out, out, out, out. 130 00:08:08,586 --> 00:08:10,586 I got to burn some dried kelp and cleanse 131 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,862 this joint of any bad mojo. 132 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:15,827 - SpongeBob! Squidward! 133 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:19,827 Take the day off. - Day off? 134 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:21,482 No! 135 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,000 - Yes! 136 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:29,689 I hope my good luck went to someone who needed it. 137 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:31,931 Huh? 138 00:08:33,172 --> 00:08:35,137 A hair? 139 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:38,551 Maybe I'm getting SpongeBob's good luck. 140 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:41,379 Ya, ta, ta, ta, ya, ta, ta, ta. 141 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,586 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey, SpongeBob! 142 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,448 You OK? 143 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:50,620 - I lost my lucky tie clip. 144 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:54,482 I am now the unluckiest person alive. 145 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:56,482 Can I have a hug? 146 00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:58,655 - No, thank you. 147 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:01,965 I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole. 148 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:05,655 I don't want your bad luck to rub off on me. 149 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:08,620 - Oh, what am I going to do? 150 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:09,931 - Hmm. 151 00:09:10,034 --> 00:09:13,172 Why don't you find a new lucky charm? 152 00:09:14,206 --> 00:09:15,724 - Great idea. 153 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,172 Thanks, Patrick. 154 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:20,413 - I don't know what I'd do without you, 155 00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:23,655 my lucky 11-foot pole. 156 00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:29,482 - Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. 157 00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:31,517 Oh, a four-leaf kelp. 158 00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,586 They're really lucky. 159 00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:41,344 A new freeway? 160 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,310 That's not lucky. 161 00:09:43,379 --> 00:09:46,517 Ow, ow. 162 00:09:47,724 --> 00:09:49,758 A sea bunny's foot. 163 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:51,758 They're extra lucky. 164 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:58,689 - Unless it's still attached to the sea bunny. 165 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:02,620 Sorry. 166 00:10:11,586 --> 00:10:12,724 Huh? 167 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,241 Squidward? 168 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:30,551 - Some people have all the luck, SpongeBob, just not you. 169 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:43,379 Huh? 170 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,724 My tie clip? 171 00:10:45,793 --> 00:10:48,103 I had it with me all day? 172 00:10:48,206 --> 00:10:51,172 Huh, it was just like Squidward said. 173 00:10:51,241 --> 00:10:53,551 Hey, Squidward, you were right. 174 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,379 Luck was all just in my head. 175 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:58,862 I don't need this solid gold lucky tie clip. 176 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:06,068 But it never hurts to be on the safe side. 177 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:14,586 ♪ 178 00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:17,620 Hey, Squidward, my good luck is back. 179 00:11:17,724 --> 00:11:19,758 Back in my head. 180 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,344 - Hold on. 181 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,551 If SpongeBob's luck is back, then-- 182 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,482 Oh, no. 183 00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:45,689 Just my luck. 184 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:58,758 ♪ ♪ 185 00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:09,275 - Ooh, you got him, Patrick. 186 00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,413 - You're mine now, jelly! 187 00:12:28,344 --> 00:12:29,448 Huh? 188 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,482 How long was I out? 189 00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,758 - About a week. 190 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,689 - Whoo, a new record! 191 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:43,172 Yeah, it's all in the old wrist. 192 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:54,103 Ah, nothing like a day of napping to tucker you out. 193 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,482 Good night, Mr. Lamp. 194 00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:01,448 Huh, not sleeping yet. 195 00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:03,862 Oh, maybe if I lay this way. 196 00:13:12,448 --> 00:13:16,724 I guess I'll just sit up and wait to get sleepy. 197 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:17,862 Hmph. 198 00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:26,379 I've been waiting to sleep all day! 199 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:29,965 Oh, it's already half past a freckle. 200 00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:32,931 Guess I'll see what SpongeBob's doing. 201 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,827 - Want to hang out? 202 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:42,931 - Oh, Patrick, it's you. 203 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,827 What are you doing here so late? 204 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,241 - I can't sleep. 205 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,000 Let's do stuff! 206 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:53,448 - Um, OK, sure, but I have to be up in four hours. 207 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:54,862 - Perfect! 208 00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:55,965 - Whoa! 209 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:03,586 I can't believe you're beating me! 210 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,448 Uh. 211 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,586 You win again? 212 00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:13,379 All right. 213 00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,724 Best 200 out of 300. 214 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,310 - First one to dig to rock bottom wins. 215 00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:28,655 Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. 216 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,068 Patrick, this is really fun and all, 217 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:42,310 but I need to get to bed. 218 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:45,344 - But I still can't sleep. 219 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:48,827 - Patrick, you've got to get some sleep and fast, or else 220 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:51,172 you could start seeing things. 221 00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,896 - Wait. 222 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,103 I'm seeing things now. 223 00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,034 House. Ground. 224 00:14:57,103 --> 00:14:58,241 Sky! 225 00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,793 Make it stop, SpongeBob! 226 00:15:00,896 --> 00:15:02,862 Make it stop. 227 00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,793 - Don't worry, pal. 228 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:06,862 I'll help you get to-- 229 00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:10,724 - Hey, that's my sleep. 230 00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,344 - Huh? 231 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,620 Sleep. 232 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:22,206 All you need is a good tucking in and some warm milk. 233 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:31,137 And some chamomile tea. 234 00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:37,413 And my favorite lullaby. 235 00:15:40,448 --> 00:15:47,482 ♪ ♪ 236 00:15:57,241 --> 00:16:00,172 - SpongeBob, I still can't sleep. 237 00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:02,000 Huh? 238 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:08,172 Oh, looks like I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. 239 00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:19,034 Oh, I'm still awake. 240 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,482 Still awake. 241 00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:39,862 I think it's working. 242 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,689 No. 243 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,241 Ugh. 244 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:49,068 I didn't want to do this, but I'm down to my last resort. 245 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,413 - Hi, Squidward. 246 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,103 - Patrick, what could you possibly want 247 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:02,172 at this hour of the night? 248 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,448 I need to hear your life story. 249 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,655 - Just as I thought, an idiotic-- 250 00:17:08,724 --> 00:17:09,758 what? 251 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,551 You need to hear my life story? 252 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:14,275 - Yep. 253 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,689 - Well, it's such short notice. 254 00:17:18,758 --> 00:17:21,379 I don't have anything prepared, 255 00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,965 except this rough manuscript. 256 00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:30,413 I call it "Tentacles: Eight Legs, Eight Lives." 257 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,827 - But you only have four legs. 258 00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,758 - And two arms. 259 00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:39,482 - Oh, yeah. 260 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:40,793 Yeah, that makes eight. 261 00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,758 Chapter 1. 262 00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:45,655 "In my youth, my brilliance was evident. 263 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:50,000 "Instead of wasting my time making friends, I made art. 264 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,448 "I recall making a rather sophisticated tentacle painting 265 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:54,758 that even my teacher--" 266 00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,103 - Wait a minute. 267 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,724 I'm not getting sleepy. 268 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,103 I'm just getting bored. 269 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,172 - "--and perplexity as I was bequeathed 270 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:05,793 an award for my achievements." 271 00:18:05,862 --> 00:18:06,931 - Huh. 272 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,758 Well, at least my pipe works for him. 273 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:15,310 If I'm not sleepy, 274 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:19,310 I'll just have to tire myself out. 275 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,551 Oh, a hot dog! 276 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:24,310 Give me! 277 00:18:32,793 --> 00:18:34,620 Give me. 278 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,551 Ah! 279 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:43,413 I've got you now, you little old man. 280 00:18:43,482 --> 00:18:47,448 - You want to see a picture of my grandkids? 281 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,655 - Uh, hi, Patrick. 282 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,758 Still not sleeping, huh? 283 00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:59,862 - How can you tell? 284 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,517 Just a hunch. 285 00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:04,931 Looks like you need a visit from the Sandman. 286 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,586 He'd blow a little sand in your eyes, 287 00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:08,827 and you'd be out like a light. 288 00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:12,172 A Sandman. 289 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:15,482 Eyes, out like a light! 290 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:22,344 - OK. See you later. 291 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,827 Me make Sandman. 292 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,103 OK, Mr. Sandman. 293 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:44,724 Now blow sand in my eyes and put me to sleep. 294 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,206 What's wrong? 295 00:19:46,241 --> 00:19:48,379 You need more sand? 296 00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,448 - Huh? 297 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:53,758 Gah! 298 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,275 - Get back here! 299 00:19:58,379 --> 00:20:01,482 - Ooh, you'll have to catch me first. 300 00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:11,034 - Whee! 301 00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,379 - Hey, cool, a raving lunatic. 302 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:21,137 - I'll chase you to the ends of the ocean, Sandman! 303 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,379 Gah! 304 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,172 - Finally. 305 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,344 Oh, oh, that's it. 306 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:34,896 Keep it coming. 307 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,241 Oh, where are you going? 308 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:42,862 - I'm not sleepy yet! 309 00:20:47,241 --> 00:20:48,724 - Meow! 310 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,379 - Come on. More! 311 00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,965 Where are you going? 312 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,620 Better. But I need more! 313 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,344 - Ooh-hoo! 314 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,310 - Sandman, your stupid sleep sand doesn't work! 315 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,034 - Patrick, stop! 316 00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,310 That's no Sandman. 317 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:27,896 That's Squidward. 318 00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,137 - Ay, ay. 319 00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:35,172 - Oops. 320 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,965 Hmph. 321 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Another misadventure for my memoir. 322 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,931 - It's no use, SpongeBob. 323 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 All the Sandman's sand couldn't make me sleepy. 324 00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:56,034 I guess I'll just be awake for the rest of my life. 325 00:21:56,137 --> 00:21:58,275 - Oh, aha. 326 00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,655 If you're going to be awake forever, 327 00:22:00,689 --> 00:22:03,551 then you might as well put that to good use. 328 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,275 SpongeBob, you were right. 329 00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:11,793 My "awakeyness" makes me the perfect 330 00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:15,379 all-night long-haul trucker. 331 00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:19,206 - 10-4, good buddy. 332 00:22:19,275 --> 00:22:21,517 - All right, keep your rubber side down 333 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,793 and the bugs off your glass. 334 00:22:23,862 --> 00:22:25,137 I'll catch you on the flip. 335 00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:53,275 ♪ ♪ 21036

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