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[man shouting]

[bicycle bells ringing]

[Manfred whistling]

(Manfred) RAISE THE BAR!

[whistles]

[shouts]

[elevator rumbling]

[machinery rattling]

[groans]

[vehicle approaching]

[all singing in German] ♪ GOOD LUCK! GOOD LUCK! ♪

♪ THE FOREMAN IS COMING ♪

♪ WITH HIS LIGHT IN THE NIGHT ♪

♪ WITH HIS LIGHT IN THE NIGHT ♪

♪ HE'S LIT HIS LAMP ♪

♪ HE'S LIT HIS LAMP ♪

♪ THE BEER'S ALREADY TAPPED ♪

♪ WE'RE HAVING ONE ♪

♪ AND OFF WE GO ♪

♪ AND OFF WE GO ♪

♪ INTO THE MINE INTO THE SHAFT ♪

♪ INTO THE MINE INTO THE SHAFT ♪

♪ UP THE HILL ♪

♪ WHERE THE COLLIERS GRAFT ♪

♪ DIGGING WHITE GOLD ♪

♪ DIGGING WHITE GOLD ♪

♪ FROM THE ROCK ♪

♪ FROM THE ROCK ♪

BROTHERS, HERE'S WISHING YOU

A BRIGHT LAMP

TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH YOUR EARLY RETIREMENT.

LIKE DOWN THE PIT.

GOOD LUCK!

(all) GOOD LUCK!

[men chattering]

[man coughs]

NICE.

SALTY.

[sighs]

CHEERS!

[sighs]

[men chattering]

SCHULTZE,

FROM NOW ON WE'RE PENSIONERS.

WE CAN SIT HERE AS LONG AS WE WANT.

NOT ME!

MY WIFE.

(man) WHERE?

(waitress) IN THE CORNER!

[men chattering]

[cycle bells ringing]

(Manfred) RAISE THE BAR!

[bicycle bells ringing]

[Manfred whistles]

THE BAR!

[continues whistling]

[bicycle bells continue ringing]

[continues whistling]

WERE ALCHEMY RAISED ALMOST TO THE LEVEL OF REGULAR SCIENCE

AND NATURE FORCED THROUGH EXPERIMENT TO REVEAL HER SECRETS...

[sighs]

[exclaims]

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

LUSHES.

"MUST MY DESIGNS BOW TO THE IRON YOKE OF MECHANICS?

"SHOULD MY SOARING SPIRIT CHAIN ITSELF

TO THE SNAIL'S PACE OF MATTER?"

[water dripping]

[sighing]

[wind howling]

[water trickling]

[coughing]

YOUR NEW CAREER, CONSTRUCTION.

[muttering]

UP TO 70,000 EUROS.

[muttering] GREAT.

"DRIVER'S MATE, 18 TO 26 YEARS OLD."

HERE. "WORKERS OF ALL AGES.

"SKILLED AND UNSKILLED WORKERS.

SAUSAGE FACTORY, STUFFER AND MINCER."

THIS JOB WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

HOW'S MY CHAMPION?

BLOODY MUD!

[chuckles]

DO YOU HAVE TO?

HE'LL FEEL BETTER WHEN HE'S OVER THERE AT THE SUPERCROSS.

SUPERCROSS! WHY CAN'T HE RIDE HERE?

ALWAYS ON ABOUT YOUR YANKS!

THERE'S REAL CASH. THERE'S REAL CASH.

[lawnmower droning]

I'M GOING TO PUT A ROCKET UP HIS ASS.

HERE WE GO.

TAKE THIS.

LEAVE IT, JURGEN.

[bellowing] I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU AND YOUR BLOODY LAWNMOWER!

IT'S QUIETER DOWN IN THE PIT!

ENOUGH.

IT'S WORKING!

[muttering]

[both chattering]

[sighing]

[lawnmower continues droning]

[sighs]

[birds chirping]

♪[music playing on radio]

♪[playing]

(newscaster on T.V.) ...SPORTS EVENTS. DURING THAT TIME, OVER 100,000 PEOPLE

SHOW UP TO PARTY GERMAN-STYLE.

WHILE SUMMER IS THE TIME OF YEAR

TO COME FOR WATER SPORTS AND CAMPING

FALL IS WHEN THE WATER IS STOCKED FOR TROUT--

THAT'S ENOUGH TO START WITH.

WHERE'S THAT?

OUR TWIN CITY,

NEW BRAUNFELS, TEXAS.

THOSE YANKS!

FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY,

THEY'VE INVITED ONE OF US

TO PLAY AT THEIR TRADITIONAL FESTIVAL.

JUST ONE? STINGY!

BETTER THAN NOTHING!

PLEASE, GENTS, PLEASE.

THE LUCKY WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN

BY THE PUBLIC AT THE FESTIVAL.

THAT'S SOMETHING!

I'M ASKING ALL OF YOU TO HELP

WITH THE FESTIVAL.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT POSTER.

I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ALL TO PUT IT UP.

GIVE US ONE.

[chattering]

CAN WE PUT THIS UP?

(waitress) YES, IF YOU'RE CAREFUL.

THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING!

SCHULTZE WITH THE YANKS!

(Schultze) I'M NOT GOING!

WHY NOT?

SCARED THEY'LL SEND YOU TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR 'CAUSE OF YOUR POLKA?

THEY DO IT WITH INJECTIONS.

YOU'VE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

STILL NO.

ONE OF THEM WILL BUT CAN'T, THE OTHER CAN BUT WON'T.

[men muttering]

HERE YOU ARE.

[fishing rod clicking]

DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!

YOU'LL SOON SEE THEM QUEUING UP DOWN THERE!

REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING.

NOT THAT AGAIN.

BUT I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?

PRUSSIANS.

YOU NEED A BIT OF SAXON GO!

IF YOU'RE SO FRANTIC, THAT YANKEE RUBBISH WON'T HELP AT ALL.

GATHER IT IN, AIM,

AND THEN CAST. YOU CAN DO IT.

[crickets chirruping]

[breathing deeply]

[dog barking]

[coughing]

[man chattering on P.A. system]

[people chattering]

[motorcycle engines revving]

[engines roaring]

[motorcycle engines roaring]

[door slams]

[sighs deeply]

[coughing]

[clattering]

[sighs]

[horn sounding]

[ringing]

WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, THEN?

I WON'T BE LIKE THAT.

I'LL FALL ON THIS SO FRAGILE LIFE.

TILL THE FURIES CLOSE AT LAST DESPERATION!

TRIUMPH, TRIUMPH! THE PLAN IS COMPLETE.

FAREWELL.

♪[Lorant humming]

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHEN YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES.

WE HAVE TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!

YOU WANT ME TO ROT HERE!

THE NEXT TIME YOU GO WITHOUT LETTING US KNOW,

IT'S HOUSE ARREST, FRAU LORANT!

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

BUNCH OF FASCISTS!

THE NAME'S LORANT!

HMM-HMM!

A MAN OF THE OLD SCHOOL.

EXCUSE MY RUDENESS. I HAVEN'T INTRODUCED MYSELF:

LORANT!

SCHULTZE.

FRAU SCHULTZE, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

SHE CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE.

SHE CAN HEAR BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT IN.

[exclaims]

I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE!

ALL THIS UPSET.

CALLS FOR A DROP OF IRISH.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE A 10-YEAR-OLD BUSHMILLS?

[Lorant exclaiming] I'M NOT SURE. PERHAPS BETTER NOT.

[chuckles]

CHEERS, SCHULTZE! TO LIFE!

[chattering]

[laughing]

BUT SCHULTZE! IT'S NOT A SHOT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SIP IT.

(Lorant) YOU MUST TAKE ME TO THE CASINO, TOO.

YOU HAVE TO GET OUT, SCHULTZE!

DO YOU GOOD! YOU'LL SEE.

GOODBYE.

GOODBYE!

NOW YOU'VE GOT TIME!

[woman chattering]

WHO HAVE YOU CAUGHT?

IS THAT ALLOWED HERE?

[chattering]

[sighs]

AND HERE I'M MAKING IT COZY.

WHEN THE TERRACE IS READY, I CAN SIT IN THE SUN AND DRINK BEER.

ISN'T THIS THE NORTH?

RUBBISH! IT'S NICE HERE.

[footsteps approaching]

[clattering]

[Manfred muttering]

[exclaims]

THAT'S STUPID! THINK AGAIN!

NO! THAT'S A BAD TRADE.

I ATTACK WITH THE PAWN AND YOU LOSE.

COUNTER IT FIRST.

[muttering]

[exclaiming]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW?

NO! NO, I'LL TAKE IT BACK.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

THE RULE IS: TOUCH IT, MOVE IT.

YOU KORTSCHNOI OR WHAT? I'LL PUT IT BACK!

HIT THE CLOCK OR WE'LL FORGET THE TIME.

[arguing]

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

LEAVE IT. YOUR TURN.

TAKE IT BACK.

THAT'S THE RULE.

YOU AND YOUR RULES! I'LL PUT IT BACK.

[muttering]

NOW WE CAN GO ON.

WE CAN'T.

IT'S NOT THE WILD WEST HERE!

THE WILD WEST? THIS IS THE WILDER WEST! LOAD OF RUBBISH!

[chair creaking]

I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

[door closing]

[dog barking]

[door opens]

[door closes]

(woman on radio) TRAFFIC NEWS: THERE IS NO NEWS.

(man on radio) WELCOME TO OUR REPORT AT NIGHT.

IN THE SECOND PART WE TALK ABOUT THE ISSUE

OF HEALTH PROBLEMS CAUSED BY WORKING UNDERGROUND. TOPIC: LUNG CANCER.

WORKERS INHALING DIESEL FUMES FROM HEAVY MACHINERY ARE MOSTLY AFFECTED--

[channels flipping rapidly]

♪[music playing]

♪[man singing on radio]

♪[singing continues]

♪[music stops playing]

[dog barking]

♪[music resumes playing]

♪[man singing on radio]

♪[playing]

♪[tempo increasing]

♪[tempo continues increasing]

♪[tempo continues increasing]

[stops playing]

[inhales]

MY DEAR SCHULTZE, A CHANGE IN MUSICAL TASTE ISN'T AN ILLNESS.

I'M NO PSYCHOLOGIST, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT LIFE-THREATENING

NOT TO PLAY A POLKA FOR ONCE.

[chuckling] QUITE THE REVERSE.

BUT SERIOUSLY, BE HAPPY SOMETHING'S HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE.

RIGHT NOW YOU'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD.

THINK OF IT AS A GIFT!

IF YOU SAY SO, DOCTOR

SCHULTZE,

IN MY YOUTH I WANTED TO BE,

JUST TO GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE, AN OPERA SINGER.

IL GRANDE OPERA. JUST ONCE.

CAVARADOSSI.

♪ THE HOURS RACE PAST ♪

♪ I DIE OF DESPAIR ♪

♪ I DIE OF DESPAIR ♪

♪ I NEVER LOVED ♪

♪ LIFE SO MUCH ♪

♪ SO VERY MUCH ♪

[sighs]

[crickets chirruping]

[sighs]

[cart rattling]

♪[playing]

[stops playing]

THAT WAS NICE. WONDERFUL.

DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, SCHULTZE!

DON'T LET THEM GET YOU DOWN.

THEY HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE.

THEY'RE OLD.

BUT IT'S THE SAME IN THE CLUB.

SCHULTZE!

YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE CASINO WITH ME.

STRENGTHEN YOUR NERVES.

WHEN YOU'VE REALLY STAKED SOME CASH,

YOU'LL SEE THINGS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE, SCHULTZE?

COME ON, FIRST HAVE A DRINK.

MMM-HMMM.

[exclaims]

SCHULTZE.

YOU'LL BE PLAYING YOUR TRADITIONAL POLKA AGAIN?

COURSE HE'S PLAYING HIS POLKA, IN MEMORY OF HIS OLD FOOL.

GENTLEMEN, A LITTLE RESPECT, PLEASE.

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "THE SCHULTZE POLKA."

(man) PERHAPS HE'S GOT SOMETHING NEW?

WHAT?

TECHNO?

SCHULTZE!

YEAH, I'LL PLAY THE POLKA.

♪[playing]

[stops playing]

[sighs]

♪[resumes playing]

(host on radio) ...100 GRAMS HAM,

150 GRAMS HOT SMOKED SAUSAGE.

AND FINALLY, HALF A POUND OF PRAWNS.

♪[music playing on radio]

DOWN TO THE INGREDIENTS.

IN AN HOUR WE'LL HAVE COOKED JAMBALAYA.

IN THE MEANTIME, MUSIC FROM THE DEEP SOUTH.

[radio clicks off]

[rattling]

[motorcycle engine revving]

♪[music playing on radio]

[host on radio] DON'T FORGET TO STIR.

NEXT, ADD THE GARLIC, STIR A LITTLE, AND PUT THE LID ON.

[utensils rattling]

♪[music continues playing]

LOWER THE GAS, AND LEAVE IT TO SIMMER FOR 10 MINUTES.

I SAID, LEAVE IT TO SIMMER!

[clattering]

YES, IT MAKES YOU THIRSTY.

♪[music playing on radio]

EITHER YOU MAKE UP AGAIN, OR I CAN ALWAYS EAT ALONE.

WHAT IS IT, THEN?

AN AMERICAN DISH.

FROM THE SOUTH.

WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS.

HOT?

HOT.

ARE WE JAWING OR EATING?

PRUSSIAN SWINE.

SAXON ASSHOLE.

CHEERS.

AMERICAN.

JESUS!

[exhaling]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[dog barking]

FOR MEDICINAL REASONS.

[sighs]

CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS?

WHAT?

THIS.

WHAT "THIS"?

THIS HERE.

HERE?

US SITTING TOGETHER AROUND HERE.

WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER, FISHED TOGETHER.

HAD A DRINK AND GONE TO WORK TILL THEY CHUCKED US OUT.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WE'RE EATING AT SCHULTZE'S.

ISN'T THAT STRANGE?

DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL.

THEY'VE BEEN TAKING THE PISS.

WE NEED A REVOLUTION!

AREN'T WE TOO OLD FOR THAT?

YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR A REVOLUTION!

♪[music playing]

[all singing]

(nurse) WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?

YOU GAVE ME A RIGHT SHOCK.

(Schultze) FRAU LORANT?

(nurse) DIED THIS AFTERNOON.

TOOK US BY SURPRISE. SHE WAS SO FULL OF LIFE.

BUT THAT'S LIFE. CAN'T BE HELPED.

[Schultze sighs deeply]

[people chattering]

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO PUT IT ON?

CAREFUL.

[chattering]

BLACK OR RED?

RED.

IF ONLY YOU'RE RIGHT.

[people chattering]

THE LOT?

THE LOT.

[roulette ball clattering]

(croupier) 28 BLACK.

[chips clicking]

♪[playing]

50 YEARS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

IS, AS WE ALL KNOW, QUITE A LONG TIME.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 50 YEARS AGO.

WHAT A LONG TIME AGO, 50 LONG YEARS.

[people chattering]

IF IT'S ALRIGHT, I'D LIKE TO PLAY A DIFFERENT SONG.

DIFFERENT?

NOT THE TRADITIONAL POLKA?

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY?

WELL, IF YOU THINK...

WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?

[people chattering]

I DON'T KNOW THE TITLE EXACTLY, SOMETHING AMERICAN.

[scoffs]

AMERICAN. THAT TOO.

AND WE'RE A MUSIC CLUB.

I THOUGHT, SOMETHING ELSE FOR ONCE.

ALL RIGHT, THEN?

[chattering]

[sighs]

LET'S HAVE A BEER.

BARMAN!

(waitress) BARMAN?

WATCH IT.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S THAT?

CAN'T YOU SEE?

IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE ELSE HERE.

WOULD THE GENTLEMEN LIKE TO ORDER?

BEER.

3 BEERS?

[glasses clinking]

[machine beeping]

THAT'S AWFUL.

GETTING ON YOUR NERVES?

[mutters]

♪[music playing]

[clattering]

[clattering]

OLE.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, GENTS?

GENTS?

YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELVES.

[speaking]

THIS IS MANFRED,

THAT'S SCHULTZE,

AND I'M-- JURGEN.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING?

YOU MAY.

LISA.

LISA. MMM.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

[groans]

LISA.

NICE HAT.

SUITS HER BETTER THAN SCHULTZE.

ARE YOU HERE ALL THE TIME NOW?

NO, IT'S JUST BECAUSE OF THE WEIRD FESTIVAL.

WEIRD FESTIVAL?

SCHULTZE'S PLAYING.

WHAT'S MR. SCHULTZE PLAY, THEN?

ACCORDION.

SHIP'S PIANO?

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT WORKING HERE?

DON'T BE SO NOSY.

I'M JUST LOOKING AFTER MY FELLOW MAN AS WELL.

NICE, ISN'T IT?

WHAT?

MUSIC.

NICE.

THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING.

WHERE?

THERE. OLE.

♪ THERE'S NO FINER LAND ♪

♪ NOWADAYS ♪

♪ FAR AND WIDE AS OURS HERE ♪

♪ UNDERNEATH THE LIME TREES ♪

♪ AS EVENING DRAWS IN ♪

♪ UNDERNEATH THE LIME TREES ♪

♪ AS EVENING DRAWS IN ♪

♪ WE'VE SPENT ♪

♪ SO MANY HOURS ♪

♪ SITTING TOGETHER HAPPILY ♪

♪ SINGING ♪

♪ LETTING THE SONGS RING OUT THROUGH THE OAK GLADE ♪

♪ SINGING ♪

♪ LETTING THE SONGS RING OUT THROUGH THE OAK GLADE ♪

♪ OH THAT WE CAN SIT TOGETHER IN THIS VALLEY ♪

♪ CAN MEET AGAIN HUNDREDS MORE TIMES ♪

♪ GRANT US THIS, GOD, LET IT BE, GOD ♪

♪ YOU WHO ARE MERCIFUL ♪

♪ GRANT US THIS, GOD, LET IT BE, GOD ♪

♪ YOU WHO ARE MERCIFUL ♪

♪[band playing]

[audience applauding]

[audience cheering]

HERE'S TO SCHULTZE!

ARE YOU COMING?

ARE YOU GOING TO STAND AROUND HERE FOREVER?

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE COMING.

HANG ON.

ARE YOU COMING?

IN A MINUTE.

♪[trombone playing]

EXCITED?

I STILL DON'T KNOW IF--

I'VE BEEN SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

REALLY?

SURE.

I'LL HAVE ONE MORE.

♪[cymbal crashing]

♪[band playing]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN MUSIC.

50 YEARS IS A LONG TIME.

(man) BRAVO!

[audience applauding]

♪[band playing]

[people chattering]

[band stops playing]

[people cheering]

SCHULTZE, WE'RE ON.

I DON'T KNOW.

GET UP THERE. PRESS THOSE KEYS.

YOU CAN DO IT.

(M.C.) CAN WE HAVE A RESPECTFUL WELCOME

FOR OUR RESPECTED MUSICAL COLLEAGUE,

SCHULTZE!

[Jurgen cheering]

[woman whooping]

[all chattering]

SCHULTZE, ON YOU GO!

[all cheering]

[people whistling]

♪[playing]

[stops playing]

[cheering]

BLOODY NIGGER MUSIC!

(Manfred) NIGGER YOURSELF!

[exclaims]

HERE'S TO NIGGER MUSIC!

HERE'S TO NIGGER MUSIC!

[all toasting]

(Jurgen) CHEERS!

TO SCHULTZE!

[sighs deeply]

(man on T.V.) ...COPIED FROM OUR MODEL "OLD MAID'S FRIGHT,"

WHICH WE'VE SOLD IN GREAT NUMBERS.

HERE'S OUR ORIGINAL, AND HERE, THE POLISH COPY.

(reporter on T.V.) A THOUSAND SMUGGLERS WERE INTERCEPTED

AND WILL GET THEIR COMEUPPANCE UNDER THE LAW.

GERMAN CUSTOMS OFFICERS ARE KEEPING ORDER

AT THE GARDEN-GNOME DUMP.

FOR ME, PERSONALLY, IT'S A CHANGE FROM THE DAILY ROUTINE.

(reporter) THERE FOLLOWS THE FINAL PITILESS TRIP

TO THE SHREDDER.

[birds chirping]

[engine starting]

[sighs]

[mumbling]

[clattering]

[rumbling]

[rumbling stops]

[soft thudding]

[people chattering]

[shopping cart rattling]

[woman chattering]

[shopping cart rattling]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

♪[band playing]

(all singing) ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪

♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪

♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW ♪

♪ WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY ♪

DEAR BROTHER SCHULTZE!

IN RECOGNITION OF YOUR BIRTHDAY AND EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE,

OUR CLUB HAS DECIDED

TO SEND YOU AS OUR REPRESENTATIVE

TO THE MUSIC FESTIVAL IN TEXAS.

CONGRATULATIONS!

♪[band playing]

HERE YOU GO.

DON'T OPEN IT TILL THE PLANE!

FIRST WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRATE.

[giggling]

[all chattering]

IT'S NOT GOING TO STAY.

NONSENSE! THE SKY'S COMPLETELY CLEAR.

DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I WANTED TO DO SUCKLING PIG?

WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DONE SUCKLING PIG?

NOW HE'S STARTING ON ABOUT THE SUCKLING PIG BUSINESS AGAIN.

HE THINKS IT'S GOING TO RAIN.

YOU'D BETTER GET AN UMBRELLA FROM THE HOUSE, THEN.

[all laughing]

THAT'D BE BETTER.

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS LONGEST.

EVERYBODY! GROUP PHOTO!

[all chattering]

[all cheering]

[camera clicks]

GOOD LUCK.

GOOD LUCK.

[people chattering]

[woman chattering on P.A. system]

[wind blowing]

[clattering]

♪[playing]

[banging on wall]

[stops playing]

[man muttering]

[sighs]

[muttering continues]

[in English] HELLO.

[in English] HELLO.

OK.

COME ON IN. IT'S NICE.

[mumbles]

NO, IT'S OK. COME!

FEELS GOOD.

NICE, HUH?

[exclaims]

YEAH, FEELS GOOD!

[chuckling]

SCHULTZE.

JOSEPHINE.

GOOD TO MEET YOU.

[in German] JA?

DA DROBEN? SIE DA DROBEN?

YEAH. I--I ARRIVED ON YESTERDAY.

UH, LAST NIGHT I THOUGHT I HEARD MUSIC. WAS--WAS THAT YOU?

HIER?

YEAH, LAST NIGHT.

JAJA.

WURSTFEST.

OH, YEAH, THE MUSIC! YEAH.

[muttering]

YEAH.

♪[music playing]

♪[man singing]

♪[yodeling]

[man speaking English] FASTER, NOW.

[continues yodeling]

♪[tempo increasing]

[audience clapping]

♪[singing in English]

♪ FOR THEY LOCKED ME ON A CHAIN ♪

♪ YES, THEY TRIED TO BREAK MY POWER ♪

♪ OH, I STILL CAN FEEL THE PAIN ♪

♪ UNA PALOMA BLANCA ♪

♪ I'M JUST A BIRD IN THE SKY ♪

♪ UNA PALOMA BLANCA ♪

♪ OVER THE MOUNTAINS I FLY ♪

♪ NO ONE CAN TAKE MY FREEDOM AWAY ♪

[chattering in English]

(man) THERE YOU GO.

(woman) AH, MUSIC!

[chattering]

[all chattering]

[people chattering]

♪[band playing German national anthem]

[people laughing]

SCHULTZE'S DONE THE RIGHT THING.

WHO KNOWS?

HE'LL BE IN A RECORDING STUDIO NOW.

MMM-HMM.

HE'LL BE A MILLIONAIRE AND WON'T SPEAK TO US.

♪[music playing]

[birds chirping]

[engine starting]

[engine sputtering]

[engine continues sputtering]

[engine chokes]

[birds chirping]

OH, I'LL USE THAT. (man #3) GET OUT OF HERE!

DAMN, YOU LUCKY!

[in English] HE KNOCKED THAT TABLE SO HARD, THAT'S WHY I HAD TO COME.

(man #3) SO DAMN LUCKY.

DOUBLE 8s.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

KNOCK THE TABLE A HOLE IN IT?

(man #3) TELL ME SOMETHING, MR. RICHARD,

TELL ME SOMETHING.

DON'T GET IT. OKAY, THAT'S A PRETTY PLAY.

PRETTY PLAY.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE-- RUNNING 6.

YOU'RE RUINING MY STOMACH.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT.

(man #1) I KNOW, BUT I'M-- I'M GONNA LET HIM...

I'M GONNA LET HIM DO SOMETHING.

YEAH, YOU'RE RUINING MY STOMACH.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

[laughing]

WENT DOWN.

(man #2) HOW MUCH WAS THAT BID?

[man #3 chuckling] HE DID BETTER THAN HIS MAKER, THOUGH!

GREGORY, HOW MUCH WAS THAT BID? 6.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE BID.

(man #3) YOU GIVE ME A 5.

[all chattering]

[dominoes rattling]

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU A BOTTLE OF BEER...

IF YOU TAKE THAT GUY FOREVER

[chattering]

[all chattering]

SCHULTZE. UH-HUH.

[in German] SUPERMARKT. SUPERMARKET?

IT'S DOWN THERE BY THE HIGHWAY.

WAS?

DOWN THERE BY THE HIGHWAY.

[in English] HI-HIGHWAY? YES, SIR.

AH, HIGHWAY. OK.

ALL RIGHT.

[chattering]

I SHOULD'VE DONE THAT, TOO.

[chuckles]

I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T. I'D HAVE HAD TO DOUBLE.

I HAD NOTHING, PAUL.

OH, LORDY, LORDY, LORDY. LOOK HERE WHAT I BOUGHT.

[mutters]

(domino player) KEEP TALKING.

MIGHT AS WELL.

[dominoes rattling]

[engine rumbling]

[engine revving]

[engine droning]

[fog horn sounding]

[gulls cawing]

♪[music playing]

♪[people singing]

[Schultze clapping]

(Schultze) PETROLEUM.

PETROLEUM?

PETROLEUM.

PETROLEUM.

NO PETROLEUM.

PETROLEUM!

AY-AY-AY.

[chuckles]

PETROLEUM.

VODKA.

HIER PETROLEUM.

[imitates engine running]

MOTOR, MOTOR PETROLEUM.

AH! PETROLEUM!

THAT WAY. THAT WAY. OK, OK.

THANK YOU.

[muttering] PETROLEUM.

[laughing]

AH! PETROLEUM!

JA, PETROLEUM, JA.

TSCHECHISCH BAND?

(man #1) YA, CZECH BAND.

[speaking Russian] DO YOU SPEAK RUSSIAN?

NJET!

[Schultze muttering]

[in English] HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

NA, DA RUNTER.

COME ON!

OH! OK? COME ON!

OK!

SIT THERE, YEAH. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO!

[engine starting]

PETROLEUM!

AH!

[in English] THANK YOU!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

(man #1) BYE, BYE. BYE.

(man #2) BYE-BYE!

[engine droning]

[waves lapping]

[engine sputtering]

[all chattering]

[chattering]

ALL RIGHT!

[engine droning]

[bird cawing]

[banging]

[crickets chirruping]

♪[fiddle playing]

♪[playing]

[coughs]

[all chattering in French]

♪[music playing]

♪[man singing]

[in English] LIKE IT HERE?

I LOVE IT.

[woman whoops]

(woman) MORE!

[people chattering]

[microphone screeching]

[people chattering]

[crickets chirruping]

[engine droning]

[water splashing]

[sighs]

[birds chirping]

[exhales]

SEE, SCHULTZE'S DOING REALLY WELL.

WHO KNOWS?

THE YANKS ARE FRIENDLY, YOU CAN'T DENY IT.

YEAH, YEAH.

[people chattering]

(man) GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, SIR!

[man speaking French]

[in English] HOW ARE YOU DOING?

[in English] GOOD MORNING.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

WHAT, WELL, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

MY BOAT, UH, FEST AUF GRUND.

YOUR BOTTOM'S STUCK? WAIT, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. HOLD ON.

BUT MY BOAT AUF...

[stammering]

AUF--AUF GRUND!

PROBLEM!

[man chattering]

[man chattering]

SCHULTZE!

CAPTAIN KIRK OVER HERE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND.

MY BOAT AUF, UH, GRUND, FEST.

[muttering]

[man chattering on police radio]

[woman chattering on police radio]

[chattering on police radio]

WATCH YOUR COFFEE.

[engine sputtering]

[Schultze exclaims]

[policemen chattering]

(policeman) GOOD?

[Schultze speaking English] GOOD. THANK YOU!

OK. TAKE CARE.

[water gurgling]

[water bubbling]

[engine rumbling]

[in English] HELLO, MA'AM.

HELLO!

SCHULTZE.

WELL, SCHULTZE, IF I COULD GET THIS LAST CRAB OUT,

[laughing] WE'D BE OK!

MA'AM.

[in English] UH, HAVE YOU WATER FOR ME? WATER.

WATER? WATER.

TO DRINK? YOU WANT WATER?

[in German] JA.

COME ON! COME ON IN, YES!

I'LL GET YOU SOME WATER! WATER?

WATER, JA.

I HAVE WATER FOR YOU.

HERE YOU GO. [in English] THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

SO, UH, YOU LIKE CRABS?

SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CRABS.

PRETTY THIRSTY, HUH?

[in German] DURST, JA.

THE CRABS?

DAS IST KREBS?

CRABS? YES! YOU LIKE?

YOU LIKE CRABS? YOU LIKE? GOOD, GOOD?

JA, SEHR GUT, KREBS!

YES, VERY GOOD.

[in English] THANK YOU, MADAM! THANK YOU.

[in German] SEHR GUT. YEAH.

YEAH. YOU'D LIKE TO STAY? THEY'LL BE READY IN 3 MINUTES IF YOU...

WANT TO EAT? CRABS?

ICH? JAJA!

YOU LIKE TO STAY? GO INSIDE?

YEAH? JA.

COME ON IN.

[in English] THANK YOU.

THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, SHAREEN.

SHAREEN, SAY HELLO!

HELLO.

SCHULTZE.

MR. SCHUTZ, I THINK HE SAID. GET HIM A CHAIR, HON.

THANK YOU. HAVE A SEAT.

I'LL GET A PLATE FOR YOU.

HE'S GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH US.

YEAH, THAT'LL BE GOOD.

SO, YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF TO IT.

THERE'S SOME FISH, AND SHRIMP, SOME POTATOES.

SHRIMPS.

SHRIMPS, YEAH. YOU LIKE SHRIMPS?

[in German] KREBS.

CRABS, YES. YES.

LET ME OFFER YOU SOMETHING ELSE TO DRINK.

(Schultze) MMM.

[whispering] MMM, THIS IS A THIRSTY GUY!

[Schultze sighing]

VERY GOOD, YEAH?

[in English] VERY GOOD.

YOU LIKE THIS? YEAH? WHISKEY.

WE GONNA GO UPSTAIRS. COME.

(Aretha) ARE YOU FROM GERMANY?

[Schultze imitating airplane]

YEAH.

[chattering in German]

[in English] THE BOAT, HERE.

TOOK YOUR BOAT HERE?

[speaking German]

[whispering in German]

[in German] JA, BIST DU EIN FEINER!

[mumbling in German]

WHAT KIND OF BIRD'S THAT?

PARROT.

SURE?

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

COCKATOO.

RUBBISH!

AREN'T PARROTS COLORFUL?

AND COCKATOOS?

YEAH, COCKATOOS.

♪[band playing]

WHOO!

[coughing]

[coughing]

(musician) WHOO!

[people chattering]

[crickets chirruping]

[coughing]

[inaudible]

[dog barking]

♪[brass band playing]

[priest speaking German] NOW LET US BID FAREWELL TO HERR SCHULTZE.

"LORD, YOU ARE OUR REFUGE ALL IN ALL.

"BEFORE THE MOUNTAINS WERE RAISED

"AND EARTH AND HEAVEN WERE CREATED.

"YOU WERE THERE, GOD, FROM ETERNITY TO ETERNITY.

"YOU WHO LET MEN DIE AND THEN SAY,

[cell phone ringing] "RETURN, CHILDREN OF MAN

[cell phone ringing]

SCHULTZE?

GET RID OF THAT, MAN!

[laughing]

[people laughing]

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!

...THAT WE ALL HAVE TO DIE SOMETIME.

THAT WE MAY BECOME WISER IN OUR LIVES."

AMEN.

(all) AMEN.

♪[band playing lively music]

[chattering]

♪[band continues playing]

[dog barking]

[wind blowing]

[bell ringing]