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- [? theme music playing]
- ? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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- ? Kiff! ?
- [? theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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[narrator] Brought to you by
Shady's Briefcase Full of Cash.
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If you're making a deal,
make it shady!
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Attention, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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Bathrooms are down the hall
to the left.
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Fire exit is to the right.
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Put those phones on quiet mode
and let's listen to Helen.
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[snores, gasps]
Heh. Uh?
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- What's happening?
- [Kiff] It's class time.
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It is?
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[Principal Secretary over P.A.]
Helen, please report to my office immediately.
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[all] Oooooh!
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No! No, stop that.
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Why am I here,
Principal Secretary?
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Have a seat.
I want to talk to you.
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Oh.
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About this year's musical.
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Oh!
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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised
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by this year's generous budget.
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[gasps]
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- It's all yours.
- Money. [shrieks]
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Under one condition.
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Last year, you portrayed me
as stingy, mean,
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and downright villainous. That cannot
happen again, Helen. It was very hurtful.
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[chuckles] Principal Secretary,
what I do is art.
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I can't make art if I'm being
restricted and told what to do.
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Hmm. Very well, then.
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Although unrelated,
I suddenly feel inspired,
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entirely on my own,
to depict you
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in a positive light
in this year's musical.
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Glad to hear it!
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- [students cheer]
- [Reggie] I wanna do a sci-fi show.
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Oh, whoopsie!
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It appears I've been leaning
on the intercom button
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- this whole time.
- [Candle] ...And a huge budget.
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[sighs] Great.
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Now the whole school knows
I'm writing a new musical
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with an enormous budget!
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So, what will this year's
musical be about?
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I...
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Hmm...
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[? slow piano music playing]
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I've got it! [panting excitedly]
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- Helen. [gasps]
- [knock on door]
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We heard everything
over the intercom.
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- Can we see the money?
- Can we help?
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Here's the money,
and I don't need help.
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Look at me go!
Clackety-clack. Clack.
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I have so many great ideas.
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I don't know how
I'll pick just one.
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This just says,
�P.S. Not stingy.�
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- [crashes]
- [car alarm blaring]
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Oh, don't wor-
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- [cars crashing]
- [car alarm blaring]
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Don't worry, Helen.
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I think you'll find us students
are full of ideas.
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[knock on door]
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? Hey, Helen, I got a big idea
A pitch about a kid ?
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? Who seems a little weird ?
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? But the musical shows
he's a wonderful guy ?
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? And the scamp's popularity
shoots sky-high ?
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I don't know who this one is.
Is this Reggie?
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No, this is Reggie.
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? I think we gotta think
a little differently ?
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? About a show
about galactic intensity ?
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? It made be a little
Star Star Throne Questy ?
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? But I checked we're fine
on intellectual property ?
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? Wait, I figured it out,
it�s a box office hit ?
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? We�ll make so many nuts,
we�ll be rolling in it ?
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? It's got pop and a princess
and it's set in high school ?
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? Market research says
it's gonna be cool ?
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No. High school has,
and never will be,
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an interesting subject
for a musical.
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Oh, I think I have an idea.
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? A-Peppa shake-ah
Peppa shake-ah ?
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? Peppa shake-ah, peppa shake-ah
Peppa shake-ah, Peppa shake-ah ?
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? Hey, Helen, I got a big idea
A pitch about a kid who seems a little weird ?
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? I think we gotta think
a little differently ?
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? About a show
about galactic intensity ?
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? Wait, I figured it out
it�s a box office hit ?
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? We�ll make so many nuts,
we�ll be rolling in it ?
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Ah! Enough! Enough! Out. Out!
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- ? Peppa shake-ah
Peppa shake-ah ? - Out!
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[shouts]
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I'm starting to worry
about Helen...
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Psst! Bar, I'm starting
to worry about Helen.
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Oh! If the musical doesn't work,
then we won't be able
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to do a musical next year.
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[sighs] That's right!
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P.S. will never give us
a big budget ever again.
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You both need to get out, too...
Where's my typewriter?
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Okay. Let us know
if you need anything.
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[Helen] Out. Out!...
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Out!
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[? angelic music playing]
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[sighs]
Has the sun gotten brighter?
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[? music concludes]
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[? mild tempo beat playing]
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[beat speeds up]
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? I'm feeling ratty
I'm feeling down ?
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? Don't like these kids
who clown around ?
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? Don't want to work
or talk to jerks ?
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? Just want the fame
and the perks ?
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? I don't feel nice
I don't feel nice ?
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? I don't feel- ? [shouts]
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Helen, I just wanted to say
I believe in you.
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I am your principal,
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and I fully understand
the value of the arts.
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I couldn't be more proud
of you. I love you. [kisses]
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P.S. away.
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[sighs, groans]
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[exhales] I don't understand.
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I don't have a single good idea
for this musical.
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Perhaps you're not
the multi-hyphenate
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actress slash-writer
slash-director you thought you were.
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What? No!
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You should give up, loser!
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[all] Boo!
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Boo! Boo!
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Boo!
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Failure!
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You're not as talented
as you thought you were! Boo!
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Loser!
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Failure! You're a failure!
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- Stop. Stop! Stop!
- You are a failure.
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[sobs] I can't do this.
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[cries]
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[Principal Secretary echoes]
Helen! Helen! Helen! Helen?
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Helen, wake up!
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[snores] Uh. Uh.
Huh? Oh!
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Was that all just
a terrible nightmare?
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No, the musical is tonight!
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- We have one day to rehearse!
- We need the script!
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- You have the script, right,
Helen? - Uh.
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Have you been asleep
all this time?
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[stammers goofily]
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Well, it's time to see
what you've got, Helen.
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Hum. Yes, the show.
Uh...
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Here I go.
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[breathes deeply]
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? Everyone ?
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? Was counting on me ?
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? Waiting and waiting
so patiently ?
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? To see what I've got ?
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? Well, I'll show them
what I've got! ?
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? Nothing, I've got nothing
I've got nothing to show ?
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? Thought I knew who I was ?
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? Now I really don't know ?
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? Nothing, I've got nothing
I've got nothing to be ?
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? I got my big break ?
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? Failed spectacularly ?
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[cries]
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[applause]
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[audience member 1] Yeah!
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[audience member 2]
I love Helen!
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[cheering continues]
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? Helen, we have something
to confess ?
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Uh, what?
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? You cannot meet deadlines
You don't deal well with stress ?
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I don't... What...?
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? If only there was a way
of showing ?
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Uh...
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? The artist hard at work
Without them knowing ?
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There is!
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? Recreate their world
in the form of a set ?
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? Then place them in when
they're asleep in their bed ?
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? Get the best
prosthetics artist in town ?
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? To make costumes
of everybody around ?
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? And the special effects
you thought were up in your head ?
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Uh... me?
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? Well, that was all just Reggie
working his tech ?
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? Helen we got something ?
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? We got something
you should know ?
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? We knew there'd be drama ?
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? So we made it the show ?
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? We knew there'd be crying ?
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? We knew that you'd wail ?
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? But we also knew
that there was ?
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? No way you'd fail ?
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? To bring all of the passion ?
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? And drama to sell ?
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? Tickets to next year's ?
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? Next year's ?
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? Big musical! ?
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[all cheering]
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[? song concludes]
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What?!
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[narrator] Brought to you by Jaw Chewers.
Chew this for a whole new you.
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