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RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow
Closing Party keep rollin' in.
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Oh, people are excited to celebrate
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your foolish financial decisions.
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Well, are you coming? 'Cause
we'd love to see you there.
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You know, I'm torn between not going
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and making up a lame
excuse for not going.
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You gotta come!
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How's it gonna look if my own
partner doesn't show up?
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Like I don't wanna plummet
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through loose floor boards to my death.
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Huh.
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Huh?
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We gotta pull this guy over, right?
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This is why we need a siren.
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Not a stupid fluorescent car decal.
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No one's stopping for a decal!
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It's true.
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Pull over!
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Pull over!
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Hey. Paws where I can see 'em.
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At risk of wildly offending your wife,
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why is the dog driving your car?
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It's okay, I have a license.
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To commit the most complicated
suicide of all time?
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It's a driverless car.
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Balthazar just likes the front seat.
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Of course. Then he can
control the stereo.
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Here you go. There is
literally nothing we can do,
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so have a nice day.
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Huh. The future really
sneaks up on you, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Terry.
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That would go a lot faster
if you used a pitchfork.
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This jerk did something
with my car keys.
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I've been off for an hour.
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Is there a guy bringing
in a Komodo dragon?
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I only got his street name. Perbindish.
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I ran it through Google Translate.
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It's Albanian for "monster".
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Why would they call him Monster, Frank?
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- Out of all the names.
- I know you're scared,
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but there are a lot of
animals in jeopardy.
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So, if I can talk to Monster,
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he can tell me where he got his dragon.
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And by the way, never
trust Google Translate.
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He's coming in later.
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I'll text you.
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I knew there was a hero underneath
that straw and flop sweat.
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Oh, got your car keys.
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I think he chucked them out the window.
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You son of a bitch.
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Everyone, reminder!
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Big shindig tonight
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'cause we've officially
closed escrow on the house.
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That's right. The timing's perfect
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because the fumigators
are coming tomorrow.
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- So we're going off tonight!
- Yeah, we are!
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And hey, just a quick heads up,
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there's no running water at the house,
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so if you need to use the bathroom,
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you'll have to go to the Happy
Burger down the street
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and you will need to make a purchase.
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So just, you know, buddy
system, go in pairs.
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- Or maybe just, you know, hold it.
- Also, we need ice.
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- See you tonight!
- Bring your own ice!
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- Real ice shortage.
- See you tonight!
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Hey, you know the odds of passing
your citizenship test go up
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if you actually open
up the old study guide.
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Yeah, but I'm gonna find a loop hole
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to get me out of all the study.
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Short cuts and laziness.
Spoken like a true American.
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I was thinking about
getting some cheeses.
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What's that swishing noise?
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It's ride-along day, people!
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What's that?
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What? It's so fun when I
ride with you guys, right?
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So, uh, who are you
thinking about going with?
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Not sure whether this
factors into your decision,
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but, um, Patel had Mexican for dinner.
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Also, I had Chinese for breakfast,
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so it's like a real clash
of cultures down there.
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Come on.
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Hey, I made a playlist, and it is good.
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Please, I'm begging you. Just tell us.
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Okay, um... drumroll.
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- Frank and Shred.
- Oh, come on!
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Shred, come on. We gotta
move your booster seat.
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It'll be great. I'll see you out there.
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Hey, I'm not that bad
in the truck, am I?
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You're a bit of a stickler.
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What? I hate that word.
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I mean, the whole point of a ride-along
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is to make sure you're
following protocol.
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It's a quarterly mandate.
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Yeah, it's just sometimes you
gotta let the small stuff slide.
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Ooff. That small stuff
becomes big stuff.
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- Yeah.
- I heard that.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I heard that. And I hear you.
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I will make an effort to be more chill.
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- Okay.
- The last thing I need
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is Emily in the truck today.
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Terry's got a Komodo dragon coming in.
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Oh, did you tell Terry about the party?
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- Terry, my criminal informant?
- Uh-huh.
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Somehow your party did not come up.
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Alright, well, tell him. You know?
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The more, the merrier.
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And bring ice, because I still
think we're gonna be low.
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Are you okay with Emily
in the truck today?
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I mean, you do know that
she's probably gonna smell
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- like Rick's cologne.
- I'll be fine.
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We're actually in a really good place.
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We're just friends and that's okay.
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And I'm just dating myself right now,
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and I like my choice in men.
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Wow, you are really beginning
to fray at the edges, my friend.
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I had to get a
Band-Aid for my neck
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'cause I think the collar nicked me
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when I was doing all that swishing.
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Is it cool if I ride up front?
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Do we have a choice?
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No.
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I'll sit in the middle,
you don't have to move.
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Alright. Well, go right ahead.
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Just hop in.
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- Okay.
- There you go.
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Seat belts.
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Okay, check this out.
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If I can't take the test,
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there are other ways
I can get citizenship.
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Yes, that's what we need.
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- We need another way.
- I could be an interpreter.
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Nope, not gonna work.
Not with that accent.
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I can't even understand what
you're saying half the time.
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No way!
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See? Right there I heard
Norway, like the country.
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I mean, that could cause
a diplomatic emergency.
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Truck 8, please respond.
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Report of a loose miniature
horse at Everson Stadium.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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A tiny horse? That's the mascot
for the Everson Small Stallions!
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- Okay.
- The double A team.
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- And?
- Minor league.
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Minor league of...
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- Baseball.
- Baseball.
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- Big fan of baseball.
- Yeah.
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Truck 8, respond. I can call
someone else if you want.
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Yeah, yeah! Dibs, dibs, dibs!
Truck 8 has dibs.
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Ooh, no blinker.
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Ah.
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But that is totally fine,
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I can just let you off with a warning.
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Ugh, I'm so sorry, you guys.
I cannot get this playlist to load.
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Awe. Should we just call it and
you can come out another day?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Is my leg just
rubbing up against you?
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That must be so annoying.
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I hadn't even noticed.
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Oh, it's Rick. Um...
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You know, I really shouldn't take
personal calls during work hours,
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but whatever.
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It's fine. I'm chill.
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Hey, sweetie. What's up?
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You did?
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What? Which pocket?
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Oh, my gosh, okay. Right.
I'm looking right now.
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Okay, did you write me a note?
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That is so sweet.
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I'm gonna read this later. Love you too.
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Okay.
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- Rick says hi.
- Yeah.
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Awesome. Uh, I need to get out.
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- What?
- Yeah, I've got a migraine coming on.
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I can feel it, so can you
just pull over, Frank?
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Wait, you've got a headache
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before listening to Emily's playlist?
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Yeah. Frank, could you pull over?
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Do you have a fever or something?
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No, it's just a migraine.
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I gotta get some fresh air.
You guys go ahead.
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We can't just leave you here.
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We're like five blocks from the office.
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Frank, tell her.
This happens all the time.
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It happens all the time.
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- He's a sick boy.
- Yep. Sick.
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- Yep.
- What... ?
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I've always dreamed
of being on this field.
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You know, in the second grade
my class took a field trip here?
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They let the kids go wild.
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Spit in the dugouts,
run around the bases.
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And you know who didn't
make it that day?
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I think I do, but it seems
important for you to say...
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The lady who's turn it
was to drive carpool.
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- Wow.
- So I didn't make it.
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That was a twist.
I didn't see that coming.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What've we got?
- Hi.
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The mascot's loose
somewhere in the stadium.
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- Oh.
- Fungo?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, he is wily.
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They let the fans race
him on the warning track
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- during the seventh inning stretch, right?
- Yeah.
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See? That is why I love this country.
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It's just pure chaos.
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You're okay, buddy.
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- Yo, Shred.
- Mm.
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Hey, listen, man, Emily here?
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I got the keys for Truck 7.
Carburetor's all fixed.
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Oh, cool. Thanks, Bento.
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Hey, you guys should stop
by the Motor Pool for lunch.
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I'm grilling it up.
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Oh, yeah? You're having like a party?
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No, just a few of us.
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- See you there?
- Uh, yeah.
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- Tight. Later, man.
- Cool.
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Hey, Bento. What's up?
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Uh, super small thing.
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If you're driving, you should
really be on speaker.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Frank, my man.
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Hey, we're grilling at the Motor Pool.
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- You wanna come by?
- Oh, I can't. I'm with Emily.
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Copy. Say no more.
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Uh, wait. What does that mean?
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I'm on speaker?
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Not cool, Frank. Not cool.
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Okay, great talking to you.
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What?
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Truck 12, respond.
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Oh, thank God for animal emergencies.
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Report of an injured hawk
on the side of the road,
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126 Brookside Drive.
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So, um, why can't I
come to the barbecue?
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Does, uh, nobody like me?
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Oh, no. People like you.
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It's just that you're management
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and at lunch time they
wanna eat their sandwich
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and talk about how stupid their boss is.
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- Right.
- Nothing personal.
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Oh, um, Frank?
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We are on a very busy thoroughfare,
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so for protocol someone needs
to run point on traffic.
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Oh, man.
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I just wish we knew someone who
was alarmingly detail-oriented.
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- W... would... would you wanna do it?
- Yeah. I would love to.
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I have a flare.
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Okay, here we go.
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Stop!
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Okay, Frank. I'm gonna
tell you on my count
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when it's safe to proceed.
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Five. Four.
253
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- Three.
- Going on three.
254
00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,840
Oh, wow.
255
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,660
Alright, slowly. Okay,
that's good. That's good.
256
00:10:12,710 --> 00:10:14,600
Now you. Your tires are low,
257
00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:16,230
you might wanna get those checked out.
258
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,310
I'm done.
259
00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,750
Wait, really? That was so fast.
260
00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:21,010
Yeah, the honking makes me work faster.
261
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:22,500
Wow.
262
00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,490
_
263
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,990
You know what? You should
go to that barbecue.
264
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,250
- Really?
- Yeah, I was overreacting.
265
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,190
And whenever I get a wounded bird
266
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,660
it makes me crave grilled chicken.
267
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,880
That's disgusting.
268
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:38,290
Um, yeah. That'd be great! Let's go.
269
00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,940
- Great.
- Oh, tiny thing though,
270
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,210
Frank, for protocol,
271
00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:44,010
we really can't leave until
the flare goes all the way out.
272
00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,810
Hey, Patel, any sign of him?
273
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,920
Patel? Hello?
274
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,960
Patel!
275
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,910
Amit Patel comes out of the
dugout ready to right a wrong
276
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,980
that took place in the second grade.
277
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,760
Bases are jammed.
Patel steps up to the plate.
278
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:07,610
He's batting 785 on the year.
279
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:10,410
Wait! Fungo! Wait! Wait, I'm a big fan!
280
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:11,879
Fungo!
281
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,950
Fungo! Fungo!
282
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,549
Okay.
283
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,790
Wait, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
284
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,080
There you go, Fungo.
285
00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:21,410
Look at that.
286
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:26,390
You caught him. And, uh, you're good.
287
00:11:26,420 --> 00:11:28,390
Oh, thank you. I'm always inspired
288
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,160
when my partner's making
a fool of himself.
289
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,380
You know, uh, the team is
looking for a new organist.
290
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:34,600
There's actually an open
audition later today.
291
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,470
Thank you, but I have a job,
292
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:39,350
and one where my partner does
most of the work, so it's ideal,
293
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,000
- I really love it.
- He got out!
294
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,660
- Oh!
- He got out!
295
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,230
Fungo!
296
00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,800
This party is already way better
than ours could ever be.
297
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:03,080
Unbelievable. Which one's the wagyu?
298
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,310
Who wants more skewers?
299
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,380
Bento, this is not a few
people stopping by.
300
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,280
- This is like a blowout, man.
- Yeah, man.
301
00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:10,680
Everyone's gonna be too full
of meats for our escrow party.
302
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,022
I'm glad you guys are
having a good time.
303
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,510
No, we're not having a good time.
304
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,840
We're angry and we're envious,
305
00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:16,420
and what is in this sauce?
306
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,560
- You gotta try this.
- 64-hour marinade.
307
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,100
- 64 hours?!
- Yeah.
308
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,990
Nothing about this is last minute, man.
309
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,909
It's an aphrodisiac, so you
might wanna wash it down.
310
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,412
- Come on.
- Are those king crab legs?!
311
00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:28,780
Hey. My CI says there's a
Komodo dragon coming in.
312
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,710
I need you to babysit Emily for an hour.
313
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,335
What? I didn't even know she was here.
314
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,780
Why is she all alone? Is she okay?
315
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,799
It's because she's the boss.
She's not supposed to be here.
316
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,210
It's unnatural. Go over there
and make her feel welcome.
317
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,740
Okay. I don't know if you've noticed,
318
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,620
but I'm having kind of a
weird day around her.
319
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,259
I sort of kept it together in the truck,
320
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,300
but I don't know if I can do it again.
321
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,300
Okay, if you go, I'll go to your
weird haunted house party.
322
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,399
Well, I don't want you there
323
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,760
unless you're excited to be there.
324
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,730
No, I'm super psyched to risk
my life to eat cold pizza
325
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,940
while holding in my pee
326
00:12:57,980 --> 00:13:00,560
next to people I'm already
forced to spend the day with.
327
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,160
I'll take it.
328
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:05,800
- Patel! Frank's in!
- Nice!
329
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,110
I have a major update.
330
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,470
- No cuts.
- Oh, okay.
331
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,430
So I did some more googling.
332
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,470
Turns out the United States grants visas
333
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,110
to people with extraordinary
ability in the arts
334
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,420
or people who accompany an athlete
335
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,600
in a performance of his or her duties.
336
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,590
- No, that sounds fake.
- It does, but it's real.
337
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,970
- Mm-hmm.
- And the organ is my ticket, baby!
338
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,310
I'm gonna audition.
339
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,370
- Really?
- Yeah.
340
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,239
Yeah, you are, which means that
I'm gonna get a second chance
341
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,260
to run those bases!
342
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:34,590
- So no meats for me.
- It's not really about you.
343
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,800
I will take the Branzino.
344
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:36,980
Uh, hey.
345
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,430
- Hey. How's your migraine?
- I'm feeling better now.
346
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,859
Sorry I was so weird in the truck,
it's just when they come on,
347
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:46,560
- I get a little claustrophobic.
- Yeah. Have you seen Frank?
348
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,480
I haven't, uh, no. Have you?
349
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,570
No. That's why I'm asking.
Have you seen him?
350
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,070
Totally. I haven't seen him. Have you?
351
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,320
- No.
- Come on, people,
352
00:13:57,370 --> 00:14:00,400
let's get this dance party going!
353
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,370
Here we go, Shred.
354
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,160
- Dancing's starting.
- Dancing.
355
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,520
Would a stickler dance
in the middle of the day?
356
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:09,040
Yeah, yeah, I'm not really
like a daytime dancer, so...
357
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,790
What? Yes, you are.
You dance all the time at work.
358
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,720
Come on.
359
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,780
Frank left. He lied to you.
360
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:24,980
What?
361
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,180
He's at the animal refuge.
I'll text you the address.
362
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:29,860
Wear shoes you don't care about.
363
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,280
_
364
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,133
Hey! Stop!
365
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,980
What the hell are you doing?
366
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,960
What the H are you doing?
You totally lied to me.
367
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,260
Get in! He's getting away!
368
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,700
What are you talking about?
369
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:54,340
You're not even buckled right now?
370
00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:57,290
- Get in!
- We're gonna talk about this later.
371
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,220
Oh, my gosh. I need to put
my seat belt on! Signal!
372
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,944
So glad you decided to come back.
373
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:08,140
The organist job is between
you and Bea over there.
374
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,110
- Hi, how are you?
- Hey.
375
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,730
What is up with her? She's terrifying.
376
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,219
She's just trying to get
in your head, okay?
377
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,490
Alright, come on over.
378
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,530
I'm just gonna have you
each play some classics
379
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,760
and, uh, we'll see who comes out on top.
380
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:23,570
Alright, well, that seems like
a pretty standard organ duel.
381
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:24,740
I'm gonna go check on Fungo.
382
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,301
See if he's settling into his enclosure.
383
00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:29,490
Uh, why don't we start with
one of the baseball classics,
384
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,600
"Charge"?
385
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,340
And who's Monster, again?
386
00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,500
He's the bad guy.
Monster had the dragon.
387
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:57,470
Is this real or is this
in a children's book?
388
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,640
This is very real.
389
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,030
This is absolutely the
wrong time for sarcasm.
390
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,450
And I know, glass houses.
391
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,790
Now, this guy has a smuggling ring
that's been going on for months,
392
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,290
which makes me think that
someone's protecting them.
393
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,710
Oh, blinker, please!
394
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,620
And, okay, you're driving like a maniac.
395
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,765
Listen, if there's an illegal
animal ring, I wanna stop it
396
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,420
- just as much as you do.
- Great!
397
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,179
But I have to clear it
with my bosses first.
398
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,210
You know, protocol.
399
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,740
- You're a real stickler, you know.
- I hate that word.
400
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,990
Hold on. I know a short
cut and I'm a great driver.
401
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,820
One-way alley! Car!
402
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,154
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
403
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,940
Keep honking, Balthazar!
404
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,320
- Is that a dog?
- Yeah, that's Balthazar.
405
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,670
He's getting away!
406
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,460
Well, uh, this isn't an easy decision,
407
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,440
but the new organist for
the Everson Small Stallions
408
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,800
- is Victoria.
- I'm in! I'm in!
409
00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:00,300
- Yes! USA! USA!
- Congratulations.
410
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,209
Here's the rule book. Uh.
Please know it backwards
411
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:03,760
and forwards for the home opener.
412
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,560
Yeah, no. No. There's no
way I'm gonna learn that.
413
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,260
Oh, it's a requirement for the job.
414
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,990
You have to be able to understand
the flow of the game.
415
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,460
Yeah, no. I'm sorry.
416
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:15,339
Books and tests and stuff,
they don't agree with me.
417
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,200
That's the only reason I
wanted this ridiculous job.
418
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,260
- No offense.
- Uh...
419
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,990
Steps up to the plate after
30 years on the bench.
420
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,990
Another high-pressure
situation for Patel.
421
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,133
The crowd falls quiet.
It's right down the middle.
422
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,420
Whoa, he really got a hold of that one!
423
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,140
It's going, going.
424
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:38,250
It's off the foul pole.
It's still in play!
425
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:42,740
Patel is surprisingly fast for a
man so full of Brazilian meat!
426
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,580
Oh, he's rounding second.
427
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,430
He might not have the gas for
an inside-the-park home run.
428
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,970
But a triple is equally impressive.
429
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:52,060
- Ow.
- Ah.
430
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,980
He definitely hurt his ankle.
431
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:56,740
His wife is gonna be so mad.
432
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,900
Okay, no one is even touching
the chicken parm sandwiches.
433
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,690
Of course not. Bento
raised the bar on us.
434
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,830
We're serving prison food.
435
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,990
Excuse me, who invited Betty White?
436
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,960
We're trying to get our
numbers up, Victoria.
437
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,384
- This party's on life support.
- Yeah.
438
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,000
I shouldn't even be here.
439
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,250
- I should be at home, studying.
- Don't go.
440
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,170
Okay, take me through
your prime ministers.
441
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,670
- Oh, God.
- All of them.
442
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,250
You came! My partner came, everybody!
443
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,720
- Hello.
- Hey.
444
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,220
This is a terrible neighborhood.
445
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,510
Some kid on a bike called
me his little bitch
446
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,890
for walking on the sidewalk.
447
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,640
The eight year old with the neck tattoo?
448
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,200
Yes, that is Chris and
he protects the block.
449
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,330
I'm gonna go find all the
hand sanitizer in Seattle.
450
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,860
Well, there's none here, buddy.
451
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,830
Hey, look at you.
Two office parties in one day.
452
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,370
- Wow.
- I know.
453
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,320
This party is not as good as Bento's.
454
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,659
Oh, you can say that in a regular voice.
455
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,211
This is more depressing than a hospice.
456
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,030
Mm-hmm. Um, listen,
I told you I was gonna talk
457
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,410
to my regional supervisor
about your investigation.
458
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,610
So he gave me the runaround,
459
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,350
told me that it's out
of our jurisdiction,
460
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,450
- the police were on it.
- Of course they did.
461
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,220
Yeah, but I haven't told
you the weird part.
462
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,050
I never called my supervisor.
463
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,800
He called me.
464
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,500
What? Wait. How did he know?
465
00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:10,350
Am I being tailed?
466
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,439
I keep seeing Balthazar everywhere.
You don't think that...
467
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,280
I don't think it's the driving dog, no.
468
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,460
But I think you're on to something,
469
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:18,020
and I wanna help.
470
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,410
Wait, you do?
471
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,910
Honestly, that car chase
was the most exciting thing
472
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,230
that's happened to me all year.
473
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,200
Of course, we'll need to, you know,
keep it on the down low, but...
474
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,030
Emily Price, my protocol flouting hero.
475
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,830
Alright, that's impressive.
476
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,080
Okay, this is great.
477
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,710
Um, I'm gonna go check in with Terry.
478
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,970
- He's our CI.
- We have a CI?
479
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,470
- That is so exciting.
- Yeah.
480
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:41,100
Everybody loves a snitch.
481
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,500
Hey. I'm bummed that I didn't
get to hear your playlist
482
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:50,950
- in the truck earlier.
- Oh, you would have loved it.
483
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,810
I had, um, some Sheryl Crow,
Snoop Dogg, Cat Stevens,
484
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,100
- Fleet Foxes...
- Okay, I think I get it, animal-themed.
485
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,180
- Yes.
- Sick.
486
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,220
- Do you want to listen to it?
- Totally. Yeah.
487
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,239
Okay.
488
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,540
Thank you.
489
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,890
- ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
- Yeah.
490
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,610
- Whitesnake.
- Mm-hmm.
491
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:15,660
♪ Down the only road I've ever known. ♪
492
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,990
- Um... oh, it's Rick. Um...
- Oh.
493
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,120
- Yeah.
- I should...
494
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,210
- I didn't tell him I stopped by.
- Yeah. Totally.
495
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,600
- Hey.
- Tell him I say hi.
496
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,090
- Sweet.
- What?
497
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,300
Did you guys fork out
for a smoke machine?
498
00:20:31,370 --> 00:20:33,090
- Huh?
- This is so fun!
499
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,770
What? Oh, no, the bug
guys came a day early.
500
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,410
- The fumigators!
- Hold your breath!
501
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:38,550
Cover your eyes!
502
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,540
- I'll get the chicken parm!
- I'll get the old lady!
503
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,570
Get the parms!
504
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,320
Somebody get the parm!
505
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,190
Yes! Thank you guys so much for coming.
506
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,550
We were here earlier.
507
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,450
- How is this still going on?
- Hey. Shrimp's coming around,
508
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,070
pairs perfectly with the riesling.
509
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,110
What is the budget on this thing?
510
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,550
- Nancy!
- Riesling?
511
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:08,190
Thank you so much for coming!
512
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,130
- This is fantastic.
- Oh, you bastards!
513
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,260
You said you were going home.
514
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,670
Oh, yeah, sorry about that.
515
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,230
We got disoriented
516
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,880
when the poison gas was
released at your party.
517
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,150
Wow. The betrayal.
518
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,089
- Let's get out of here, Shred.
- We don't need it.
519
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,920
- We don't need it!
- We don't need it!
520
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,260
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
521
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,160
Everybody, let's go!
522
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,280
- Don't do it.
- No. No.
523
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,000
- Don't do it, Shred.
- Come on, come on!
524
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,240
- Damn you, Bento.
- Come on.
525
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,900
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