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Yes, there is my guy, damn, I heard you.

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Oh my god, yes!

Welcome back to the Bing podcast.

Come on, collage.

Thank you.

I'm going in from LA.

Diego, often the wings.

Hey, hey.

And our trusty producer.

Big Lou.

What up, what up?

I'm Sean Allis.

I think that's my name today.

Last time I checked.

So we're here today to talk to you to get
to know you on a personal level.

Get to know obviously a little bit about
you sexually.

And then we're going to have sex with you.

All here, right here.

Sounds good.

Sounds good.

Sounds like fun.

It's cool to learn about
you, but we also want

to... The reason why we
know you is for... Yeah.

Fucking and sucking.

Yeah.

So let's watch you do that.

Let's do it.

So you're from LA?

From Miami, but live in LA now,
yeah.

What?

You left Miami for LA?

Sadly.

Trader.

LA's awesome.

Walk me through that.

Professionally speaking, it just made more
sense.

It really did.

My look is kind of common out here.

In Miami, everyone looks like me.

So in LA, my look is a little more exotic.

So I went with that.

I kind of have a history of marketing and
advertising and I kind of looked at it.

Like, well, if this is a brand that I need
to market, how am I going to market it?

It just so happens that the brand is
myself.

Nice.

So did you shoot here in Miami before
making that observation?

No, actually, this is the very first time
I've shot in Miami.

It was working with you guys.

So thank you.

All right.

Happy to have you.

It took a year for me to, like,
come and work in Miami.

You've been in the business for a year
now?

Yes.

How was it treating you thus far?

I love it.

I fall more and more in love with shooting
and this whole industry every single day.

I couldn't.

I would never trade it for anything else.

That's awesome.

So you're here to stay.

Yeah.

How many scenes have you done in that one
year span?

Oh, content-wise or with companies?

Doesn't matter.

With companies, I'd say less than two
handfuls content-wise.

I've done some stuff.

I've done some work.

Yeah, we were discussing this on a
previous previous episode that the

industry is transitioning in
such a way that, like, the content

creator ownership portion of
the business is transitioning.

so quickly and so much so that now,
shooting for a large company, like Bang,

is almost now a rarity as opposed to the
norm.

Yeah, it's becoming more and more a
rarity.

It provides a lot of
opportunities for people to

make their own income
and kind of be their own boss.

So in a way, it's really exciting.

But there's nothing that quite beats the
glamour and budget of a large company that

can actually afford to do the things that
you want to do.

So there's no replacing it.

I don't think the companies are going
anywhere.

I don't think so either.

And they also, they give you a chance to
gain exposure.

Exactly.

Which can only help your brand grow,
right?

Of course, of course.

And I think that's what a lot of people
forget when they want to just join or only

fans and create my own content and
everything.

That's wonderful and
everything, but no one's going

to know who you are as
you work for a company.

Or if you already have a
million in something, you

know, you're an influencer
of some sort beforehand.

Then, okay, it's a little different.

But if you're just a
normal nerd from Kendall,

how are you going to
get your name out there?

So yeah.

So you're a nerd?

Is that why you're wearing comic strips on
your own?

You know, I thought the dress was really
cute.

But yeah, growing up, I was definitely the
nerdy kid.

Nobody would ever think that I was
dreaming up the fantasies that I was.

And I'd sit there in class daydreaming all
day.

And people would just think, oh,
she's probably really into her essay.

No.

No.

I'm thinking about like a gangbang right
now.

Wait, essay, like a, you like Hispanic
guys?

Oh, essay is in like.

Dad joke.

Number one brought to you by roadside
triple neckstock.

He's already started early.

Or roadside X.

Or a triple X roadside.

Yeah, but options there.

Speaking of nerdy and keeping things,
you know, kosher here.

You're losing that straw.

We want to stay safe
for work for a little while

because yeah, we're
going to end up with that.

It just kind of decided to fall off.

I like its decision making.

I'll give you that.

But for the time being, let's keep it safe
for work.

Gotcha.

So nerd, huh?

What do you, what are you more interested
in like category wise?

I like to, I like to learn.

I like fun facts.

If someone can teach me something that I'm
actually interested in.

Great.

I love, I guess my favorite subjects were
English and history and biology.

Definitely biology.

Did you learn those subjects at a higher
level?

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

I went to school for marketing and
advertising here in Miami.

The art institutes in Miami.

Nice.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I graduated with honors and went out to
the world.

Started working for a couple of companies,
some sports organizations in Miami and

realized the nine to five office day to
day boring BS was terrible.

I didn't like it.

So I decided that I wanted to do something
else.

I wanted to help people make people happy.

I went into healthcare and
went back to school for pre-med

and didn't like it and
noticed I had a lot of loans.

Wanted to go into the Peace
Corps and when that didn't pan

out for me, I had already done
like one or two content scenes.

And I already like had the bug.

I already was like, this is really cool.

I really like this.

I like having control over the brand.

And I think that was what I was most
dissatisfied with while working with some

of those sports teams that,
you know, I felt like, well,

I can do this myself and
I'll do a damn better job.

Yeah.

Working for yourself and making the right
decisions on your own.

Exactly.

Grow your brand basically.

Exactly.

Yeah.

So how much growth have you seen in the
last year?

Well, I'm here now.

Yeah, that's true.

I started with zero fans on Instagram.

I have 40.

What's zero fans?

Is that a new app?

No, it's just like zero fans.

Like I had not like nobody know who I was.

Are you joking with me right now?

Yeah, joke number two.

Now coming out the gate quick,
quick today.

I love it.

I love it.

I have to like watch to see if you're
smiling to see if you're joking.

That's my tell.

But no, I love it.

I love the fact that I can
wake up every day and

just let me ask my boss
what she thinks about this.

Hmm, she's cool with it.

Yeah, I like that.

Like what does my boss feel like?

I feel like my boss really wants me to
work at the beach today.

You got a cool boss.

Yeah, thanks.

She thinks so too.

What was the initial spark though?

Like, oh, I'm going to do porn.

I want to go do this scene.

Like, you'd always wanted to.

So actually, I was on my way to the Peace
Corps and I had done all the prep for a

full year and I felt like I was supposed
to go to China.

And I was like, well, this is one of the
poorest countries in the world.

I'd rather go do something kind of fun
before I do so.

I became a PA for a content creator here
in Miami and did that for a couple of

months and that's where I kind of got
introduced to the adult industry.

Was he an adult industry content creator?

Yes.

How did you find him?

Instagram.

Really?

So you saw him out?

Wow.

Well, yeah, I had watched
his stuff, you know,

on porn hub and
excellence in all these places.

And I was like, hmm, I don't see anything
from him recently.

What the hell?

How come I'm seeing the same five scenes
over and over again?

So, it's like he's got to be somewhere
else.

I was like, well, I use Instagram all the
time.

I looked up his name and there he was.

So, I messaged him,
sent him over a picture of

my ID with all the
important stuff scratched off.

And he's like, I'd love
to meet you because he

was actually looking
for a personal assistant.

And I came through the house.

I was like, hey, he has a model house and
I helped to run that for a little while.

And I would help the girls with their
shoots and everything.

And I thought it was so cool.

And a couple of the girls would look at me
and be like, you don't shoot.

Right.

No, no, shy.

And all that went away real quick.

No, because like you
said earlier, you definitely

fit the archetype of the
Miami, you know, the stars.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm sure would only take a little
bit of, you know, Persuasion.

I've always had a high drive.

So, it took very little persuasion.

Very, very little persuasion.

Once I knew that there
were safe ways to go about

things, like getting
tested and stuff like that.

I kind of felt more at
ease and yeah, I just

kind of went with it and
it's been so much fun.

The industry has given
me so much more than any

of the opportunities
I've been able to afford.

On my own, with the degree and doing it
the kosher way that everyone.

I share the same sentiments about the
industry.

I have a question though about
you coming into the business

and you're saying that
it's a safe way to do things.

You didn't know that
there was stringent and

strict testing that the
industry had standards for.

I didn't prior to getting into the
industry at all.

I had no idea that there
was terms for like, you know,

people who are outside
of the industry like civilians.

And I had no idea that testing you should
stay.

I had no idea what it was that they did.

I didn't know all the little hacks that
they have.

And now I'm learning those.

Like, wow, this is so cool.

Like, there's a hack for when a girl has
her period.

There's a hack when, you know, there's
a little bit of something for everything.

Have you shot what you've been on your
period yet?

Yeah, I have.

Want to share with the hack is.

So, ladies, what you do is you put in a
makeup sponge and you just slide it right in.

And then if you're, you know, like I am
who, you know, wants to enjoy it too.

You're going to go ahead and take one of
those little lube tubes.

We've got to put the big end of the sponge
in first.

Do you really?

Yeah.

Really?

No one's ever told me that.

Yeah.

No one ever told me that side part.

The up to triangle part goes in first.

Cause it's easier to pull the little.

See, I know the hack for getting it down
though.

If it ever gets stuck since, you know, those
of you who are familiar with my content.

Know that I like to get thrown around and
slammed.

So, it gets lost.

So, when that happens, you just do shin
the sponge then fills with water,

falls down.

You just grab it and pull it out.

That's it.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

I think we... Oh my God.

Yeah, I was just going to say these are
parts of the industry that people...

Don't know about.

...have no clue about.

Right, the testing, the sponges of the
period.

I think the testing
is probably the most

important thing that
people want to know about.

Without the testing, there isn't no
industry.

Well, people have this misconception that
we're, you know, trashy or that we...

Oh, I am though.

Well, I actually have less sex now than I
did before porn.

What?

Yeah.

Why?

Because it's a tool now.

I use it for work.

So, like... Oh, no, you
got to the dark side.

Yeah.

I want money.

You're right, you're vagina
just talks and... No, no, no.

If I do... Yeah.

To be fair, I do have sex off camera
occasionally.

But if I do have sex off camera,
it is never with a civilian.

It is always with talent and they are
always tested, currently tested.

So, your boyfriend's in the industry.

I have no boyfriend.

Okay.

I also don't have a girlfriend.

Do we know that?

And I am bisexual.

Are you truly bisexual?

I am truly bisexual.

So, we've talked about this before again,
refer to the previous episodes.

And we've learned that in
order to truly be bisexual,

you crave women 50%
as much equal on the scale.

Pretty much.

I like to feel like sexuality is more of a
sliding spectrum, a sliding scale.

Some days, it's more 70-30, 60-40.

But for the most part, it's 50-50.

For some days, I wake up and I want
nothing more than to, like, cuddle with a

girl and then, like, go down on her for an
hour.

And then sometimes I wake up and all I can
think about is writing a dick.

Okay.

Until I squirt everywhere, then looking it
up.

Oh, you're waiting for
the... Me too, me too.

Hashtag.

Yes, me too.

How pound me too.

That actually sounds better than hashtag.

Well, I mean, if you're old like me,
that's how you say that.

Don't say that you're one you're younger
than me.

What?

Yes.

Yes.

What?

I wasn't joking.

You are one you're younger than me.

That's not good.

That's a huge difference.

85-years-old.

I don't believe that.

It's amazing.

It's amazing.

You look amazing.

You look crazy now.

Yeah.

I signed a deal with the devil in.

Wow.

She's fabulous by the way.

And she says that.

Oh, look forward to seeing her shortly.

Wow, that's crazy.

You're a year older than me.

Yeah, I'm 32-years-old.

Only shit.

Sorry, I said you're an age fan.

No, I don't care.

Nobody's going to believe you anyways.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Yeah.

On both ends.

You're that old.

And then on that.

I think you're supposed to see it the way
around.

There's a lot going on there.

Well, she looks young.

She looks young.

Thank you.

Yeah.

So do you have any other like hobbies?

Do you... You said
as a professional.

So you're just considering like in the
business.

Yeah.

The professionality of the business.

Outside of work, I sing.

I write.

I read.

I do yoga.

I jog and run.

I used to practice Krav Maga.

I need to find a new place to do that in
LA.

And yeah, I'm really active in my family.

There's not tons of places in LA to do
that.

I'm sure there are, but I haven't found
any really good ones.

And with certain things going on right
now, it's just not the right time.

What is it?

What are we talking about?

Krav Maga.

Krav Maga.

Breaking bones.

Yeah.

It's a form of self-defense.

Exercise.

From self-defense.

From Israel.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

It's a form of self-defense.

Kind of like by any means necessary type
thing.

It's like a brutal ass.

My favorite is drunken monkey.

The G.

Is he kind of like that?

Yeah, yeah.

It's erratic.

That one's like, okay.

I don't want to fight that guy.

So what other thing
were you surprised about

the industry besides
like the testing thing?

Because I think the majority of people are
surprised by that.

So I think...

I'm not surprised by it, but
I think a lot of people are

surprised when they meet
me and certain other talents.

We have brain stems.

We're not idiots.

And in fact, it takes
a lot of determined

drive and intelligence
to be able to do this.

Be your own boss,
discipline to be able to be

your own boss and be
consistent and be successful.

You can't be a deity.

And be successful in this.

You're here today gone tomorrow.

That's a very good point.

I like that.

I like that a lot.

Because right, you've got to show up.

You've got to take care of yourself.

You have to learn the rules and abide by
most of the regulations.

You've got to think outside of the box.

You're the business.

You are the business.

Anything that any move you make,
it has to be with business in mind.

So sometimes, you know, I
want to go ahead and pop off at

that person who's getting my
order wrong three times in a row.

Or like the person who's really rude to
me.

I really want to pop off on them.

But because they may
recognize me or know me or

someone behind me might
hear me and recognize me.

I have to keep in mind.

I have an image to protect.

I have a... Wow.

You should have other motivations then.

Oh, there's absolutely that.

But you know some
people... Patience.

Young Grasshopper.

Patience.

I'm back to that crowd.

I'm a real patient.

The proper guy is not patient at all.

Well, you know what I mean?

The discipline.

Like, pop off.

Well, yeah.

But I mean, I just mean
when life kind of tries

you in ways you have
to learn to like... Patient.

We saw it out.

I know she's Puerto Rican.

I'm not saying a general statement.

We're firing.

But somebody who knows a Caribbean.

I know people from Miami.

I could tell.

We're hot blooded.

We're very hot blooded.

Oh, firing.

We're freaking.

Yeah, we're freaking.

We're Puerto Rican.

But, yeah, there are a lot of points
where, you know...

With anybody, your patients get tested and
you just...

And make no mistake, too.

Like, regardless of the motivation.

Like, it's the same thing as people who
don't need to charity.

And then, like, brag about it.

That's great.

You still don't need to charity.

So, like, right.

If you're worried about your image that
you have to protect, whatever.

You're still behaving accordingly,
you know, in a civil manner.

Regardless of your thought process.

And a lot of times, it's for a reason.

Like, for example, this is this actually
happening.

You can ask, Rafi.

I told them, when I got here, before
arriving here, my Uber driver asked me out.

Oh, nice.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

Not nice.

Let's welcome back to... That's
the point start to have on a date.

Unprovoked.

Unprovoked.

Unprovoked.

I did not even ask at all.

I had that long sleeve thing on.

I'm on my phone and he's just like,
you're very pretty.

Thank you.

Are you from here?

No.

Do you want to be?

I'm looking for a woman.

I don't understand why women don't like
men.

I'm like, maybe you're thinking in my
head, because you're kind of clingy.

It's kind of obvious.

And then by the end of the ride,
he had asked me out and was kind of very

insistent like, well, why don't you have a
boyfriend?

Why don't you like men?

Why don't you?

And I'm like, bro, can you stop?

Enough.

Would you rate him?

I didn't.

I haven't.

I haven't gone back on to have yet.

That's completely in my phone.

I'm sure.

Like to be doing all that type of shit.

I'm pretty sure.

But what was it?

I mean, come on.

Was he, was he a handsome fella?

He had his mask on.

So I couldn't, I couldn't really tell.

But there was, I don't know.

I just, I'm not interested in settling
down right now.

I'm so focused on, on my career.

I'm a little older than most of the people
in my industry.

So I don't really have time to play games
like that.

I feel like I've dated a lot.

I've been in long term relationships.

It's kind of not my thing right now.

Right now it's just focused time to work.

I was gonna ask, how would I go about
asking you out?

But I guess he'll just have to wait for
the time.

I mean, maybe until the right time.

Look, the easiest way to ask me out is to
get me to laugh.

If you can make me laugh and you can teach
me something on top of it.

You like dad jokes, do you?

Stop it.

Stop it.

You worked.

You're already getting it.

You gotta be in the industry though.

You gotta be in the industry.

You can't be.

You can't be a civilian.

What if the civilian is tested?

Still, I don't trust it.

Well now, hold on.

Now you have to clarify, because you said
you've made content a bunch.

Now a lot of content creators and people
who are shooting for these other websites.

They're civilians, yes.

Right, so I have to go
about the ones that I've

worked with have long
standing professional careers.

Okay.

They've been in the industry and they've
shot with companies before.

They have some credibility to their name.

Realistically, I'm a woman and if I show
up to someone's house, it can be scary.

It can be intimidating.

I know I look so fearsome and crazy.

I look so intimidating in this little
bright pink dress.

No, come on.

You really think you're looking
intimidating?

I feel like you're looking cute.

You're looking cute.

You're looking cute.

So yeah, so you obviously don't escort
them.

If you're concerned about going to somebody's
house or... Right, no, no, I don't.

Help me define this term then.

Because I think it's still up in the air.

Like define somebody who's in the industry
and somebody who isn't.

Okay, so my biggest thing is, if you're a
content creator, basically what you do is

you put up your phone phone and have sex
in front of it.

And almost anyone can do that.

What's difficult about being a performer
is having a room full of guys,

especially as a male talent.

You guys, we owe it to you.

It's your job to make us look good.

And you got to do it
with a guy holding a

camera behind you that
you can see your eyes.

You can feel like your eyes bumping up on
his dick.

And you still got to keep hard in an
uncomfortable position with four or five

cameras and a bunch of lighting and a
bunch of dudes staring at you.

You know what I mean?

Can we just do this?

No AC two, three minutes in an
uncomfortable position.

Two, three minutes.

Who are you shooting for?

Four, five minutes, six or seven minutes
in an uncomfortable position.

Most people can't do that.

Also, content creators
have the luxury of

having someone of having
someone of anonymity.

They keep their private lives for the most
part, private.

If you're on larger productions like Bang,
which is fucking awesome by the way.

I love shooting with you guys.

Your anonymity is out the fucking door,
out the door.

Your parents instantly, your parents,
your family, anybody you went to high

school with, anybody you ever had any
interaction with.

Strangers on the street will recognize
you.

And judge you based on that.

So as a content creator, you don't have to
deal with some of those atrocities.

Some of those atrocities.

I feel like they're talking to you.

You understand how the song is?

Holy shit!

That's a big word.

That's a big word.

That's a big word.

I find them girl screams at you from
outside of, you know, from inside their car.

What are you yelling at me?

You fucking fat ass whore.

Nobody wants to see your ass and pussy
everywhere.

I'm just trying to go to the bank,
dude.

Like, I'm sorry.

Oh.

It lays out terrible.

I'm about to move to Miami again.

Wow.

I love LA.

I do.

Every girl's ass is fat.

And she shows it.

I love Miami.

Yeah, I'm right.

I don't work a girl with it.

Meanwhile, I'm really just wearing some
like basketball shorts or something that

are a little bit higher than usual or
whatever.

Yeah.

You get judged a lot.

But the other thing is
that in LA, you can't throw

a rock without hitting
someone who's done foreign.

Yeah.

So you can't have to lose you.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't
throw rocks.

They can throw parties.

Yeah.

And then like, record it.

That dad joke.

He's watching you by real-side triple X.

More dad jokes.

I love it.

Keep him coming.

What is that?

That's terrible coming.

That I have.

In LA, they do shoot like very high-end
glamour porn.

How would you compare it to the crews that
shoot here in Miami?

Like a shooting a bang scene.

Honestly, I have fun at pretty much every
set.

But the most one I've ever had on set has
been shooting with this group.

Really truly.

Us here?

Yes.

Honestly, I feel the most comfortable that
I've ever felt on set.

And you guys are awesome.

I have a great time.

We knock out the scene.

And we're all done.

We're set.

Even Ralfi that you mentioned earlier,
the PA.

He's awesome.

All right.

That's Bay over there.

He's awesome.

He like does anything you need to do.

He's awesome.

We got a good crew.

Yeah.

It's got a great crew.

I feel like also in Miami, there's a sense
of more of a sense of a community.

Where as in LA, it's very cold.

It's very, you know, business first.

And, you know, maybe after set we can
talk, you know, or something.

Or like I'll hit you up on the ground or
whatever.

But pretty much, as soon as they say cut,
okay, we're wrapped.

All right.

We just, everyone just goes.

There's separate ways and no one talks and
never talks again.

And that's what you like about Miami.

Miami's not like that.

Oh.

That's, that's what it's like in LA.

Oh.

In Miami, it's more
like, like, I'm pretty

sure I can follow you
guys all on Instagram.

And then just be like, Oh, yeah,
this is a funny little meme about,

you know, the heat that I thought was
funny.

And, you know, send it to random people
here.

You guys will love it.

It's hot.

It's hot.

You said LA is cold.

And I'm like, I know.

It sounds amazing.

It's got to be 95 here today.

Right.

LA has a lot less humidity.

And that's what's freaking awesome about
it.

Also, like, you could do anything outside.

And it's just, there's so many things to
do.

But when you need to get like permitting
and all that to shoot out there.

And hire a detailed officers to make sure
that you're zoned off.

Yes.

Isn't it like a huge mission to shoot out
there?

Yes, it is somewhat more of a mission to
shoot out there.

Yes.

You have to have the proper permits and
everything like that.

If they catch you.

Yeah.

And then here, it's
just, you know, if they

catch you, if they can
identify what you are.

The Palmetto Expressway and flash your
tits.

Or literally walk down the
street and shake your ass

in front of some motorcycleist
so they can burn out.

And that was my scene.

You guys got to check it out.

In terms of like the professionality,
let's go back to that.

Have you ever had
somebody be on professional

sites from the Uber
driver pony up here today?

No, no, actually.

I've been really fortunate for the most
part.

I've had a couple of talents
by, you know, personally

reach out to me and be
maybe a little bit friendly.

That's a really good way of putting it.

Yeah.

A little bit friendly.

Were they trying to be more friendly?

Come on, no.

Well, I won't speak.

Yeah.

They were definitely trying to be a little
more friendly.

And those things are, you know,
usually I just shut it down or hey,

let's just keep it for a professional or
whatever.

Or if I already have
that working relationship

with them, you know,
hey, let's go get a bite.

Sure.

Not a problem.

Let's go.

You know, I find that I have more of that
camaraderie down here in Miami than in LA.

So maybe it's just a cultural thing.

Maybe it's just, I've known these people
for a little bit longer.

Or maybe it's just the...
Right, you're from here.

So... LA.

LA is great.

I love LA.

But I miss the Latin food.

I really do.

I'm not even Latin.

Latin food, you said you were a vegan.

Yeah, but I could still have the sides.

Now, if you move back to Miami,
are you going to switch from veganism?

No, I'm still going to be a vegan.

It's going to be a little tougher here,
though, no?

How long have you been at it, though?

Five months?

Oh, okay.

You just started.

Yeah.

No.

When the make rib comes back, we're going
to... I've never had one of those ever.

I've never eaten one of those.

Me neither.

I don't know.

I'm good.

The world's best pork sandwich.

I'm on a make rib.

Yeah, that's disgusting.

You know what?

I would really, really love actually a
vegan option of that.

Using jackfruit.

Yeah.

You can use
jackfruit with... What?

All right.

I like the cook.

So that's another thing that I like to do.

The company just came out with zero
percent alcohol beer.

I'm like, what is... She wants
the make a vegan to be a man.

There's only one type of meat that I like.

Oh, penis.

Or... Okay.

You're not going to eat it.

No.

No, but I'm definitely full afterwards.

She's going to munch on.

Either way.

So what do you... What
fills you up as a meal?

Do you go with those alternative vegan...

Like vegan deep fried chicken wings and
it's cauliflower?

I don't mean to shit on it.

I just like... I'm trying to...
I've tried a couple of options.

I'm usually not a big fan of like the
replacement meats.

I usually like tofu, things like that.

But I did have some like vegan chicken
nuggets the other day that was fire.

Vegan nuggets.

Vegan nuggets.

And... Or like it's chick
nuggets or whatever.

Something like that.

And I had a couple of options like that.

It's pretty good.

It's not bad.

LA is definitely easier to be vegan.

Right, like accommodate yourself with the
vegan.

Exactly.

Exactly.

There's a lot of temptation out here.

Tofu's delicious.

I could go vegan, I think.

No.

Although, I don't know about honey.

I would... I like
honey too much.

I put a honey in my tea and all that.

It's very difficult.

And that's one of those controversial as
it vegan is enough.

Yeah.

But it's an animal pride product.

It is.

It is.

It is.

It would need to
be on the... Exactly.

Um, a golf.

It's a good alternative.

A galby.

Yeah, galby.

And I like maple syrup.

But I won't put that in my tea,
obviously.

A galby would be better.

Yeah.

A galby is good.

Oh, bacon.

Oh.

No, not as much.

Oh, I could, yeah.

I could go with that bacon.

Yeah, I can.

Now, hold on.

Oh, my God.

Ham.

That's a tough one.

See, for me, it's...
I'll have a look.

You know what?

I'm Afro Latina.

So, you know, Noche Buena is a huge part
of my culture.

And my family, when I told my grandmother,
that I didn't want any of the...

That I would happily have the rice and
beans, but I know thank you on the poo.

She was like, wait.

What do you mean?

Can you say?

No poo.

No poo.

No poo.

She got really upset.

She did not understand that I... As a
vegan, I wasn't going to eat chicken.

I guess that was just a cultural thing.

And then... Speaking of explain to
Sean when Noche Buena is or... Oh.

Are other listeners?

I'm sorry.

Noche Buena.

I know what Noche Buena is.

The night before Christmas.

Noche Buena is the night before Christmas.

And in a lot of Latin cultures, they celebrate,
you know, Christmas on Christmas Eve.

Or like right at midnight.

So that's what my family kind of
practices.

And, you know, it's always a big to do.

There's always lots of ridiculous foods.

They usually go with the lechon asado,
which is just the pig that's been roasted,

fire pit.

And what we call the cahaccina.

It's a little box.

It's dug in the ground.

We put an entire dead pig and roasted for
hours.

Hours and hours and hours.

Are you vegan for health?

Reasons or...

It started off for health reasons.

And then I watched a documentary or two.

They got you.

And they got me.

But... Well, they
got me with the dairy.

Like, at first, the meat thing,
that was really just a self...

That had to do with health.

At one point in my life, I was 200 pounds
at 5-2.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

1-30 now.

So... How'd you lose the weight?

I went pescatarian for a little while.

And that was maybe seven years ago.

But explain a Diego what pescatarian is.

Yeah, what country is that?

A pescatarian is somebody
who... Is that in Europe?

A pescatarian is someone who only eats
fish or seafood.

They don't eat any other land and meats or
meat.

So... Okay, okay, okay.

You can also be a pescatarian.

You only eat fish that eats other fish.

Oh, really?

I didn't even know about that one.

Yeah.

Fish that eat other fish.

So, like, game fish.

Personally, I did that for a couple of
years.

And did some yoga.

Um... Cromagot.

You know, got fit.

Started jogging.

And so, when I decided
to go vegan, it's because I

had moved to California and
saw how easy it was there.

Um... And I saw the weight
just fall further and further off.

And I was like, wow, I feel really great.

And then a little bit of
bloating that I had from

dairy products, from
cheese and milk and stuff.

I watched a documentary and that stopped
me from that.

Just all went away.

And all went away.

Oh, yeah, you left for her ass.

Yeah.

And we haven't talked about how fucking
fish.

Yeah, you got delicious or big booty.

Thank you.

Big booty.

Well, don't help the fish.

Yeah.

Do not help that.

Yeah, it's even as it looks great for
sure.

That's not going anywhere because I don't
intend on giving up it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yellow rice with pigeon peas.

Yeah.

It's pretty good.

Yeah.

I thought your Spanish, Mr. What happened?

You didn't know what that is?

He's a piscuitarian bro.

No, he's a piscuitarian.

He's a piscuitarian.

He's a piscuitar.

He only eats fish that eat other fish.

That's right.

Or lesbians.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So how long are you here in Miami right
now?

Um, just for a couple of days,
I leave on Monday.

Okay.

So you flew in to do some shoots?

I flew in specifically to work with you
guys.

Awesome.

Like, my main thing was, wait,
what?

I can work for bang.

Sure.

What?

Okay.

Got it.

See less.

Yeah.

Sweet.

And then, uh, are you, do you work often
out in LA?

How often do you shoot, like, for not
content?

For companies?

For professional content.

They haven't caught the wave yet.

I've only done a couple of handful of
scenes.

I did one for a full scene for bang.

And then I've done a couple of roles as an
actor.

You don't need to say the companies.

A couple of extra roles.

The role was, that's it.

Yeah.

But the only other company.

No, no, no, no, no.

I worked for bang.

I did one full scene.

And that's all you need to know.

Chop.

Yeah.

Okay.

Cool.

So other companies have shot you as well.

Not really sure they have.

Not really.

They're going to.

They're going to.

Yeah.

They will.

After this.

Yeah.

You guys get to say, I'm me before I pop.

What type of scenes are you looking
forward to doing that you haven't done?

I'm looking forward to doing more acting.

I got to dive my little toes into that
this week.

And I had such a blast doing it.

So I'm really looking forward to taking on
some more character roles.

And maybe my fans aren't used to seeing
me.

Like I said earlier, get slammed around.

I want them to see me in a more romantic
light, or passionate light.

I want to kind of...

You keep saying slammed around.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I'm good.

I'm fine.

If you look her up, yeah, not sure.

She wants to do a cuddle session.

She has a video of her being picked up and
railed.

I think there's a ball of pasta.

That's kind of crazy.

Yeah.

No idea.

I'm pretty intense.

Okay.

So those were content shoots.

But I'm one of those.

I really love what I do.

And I'm very flexible.

And I'm one of those
people that either just

throw me into the
position and I'll figure it out.

Or, you know, we come up with something
and we're breaking at the time.

And you're like, hey, you know,
what if we did this?

Okay, let's try it.

And then I'll probably counter with like,
oh, what about this?

And just do crazy things.

It's a great benefit to being a content
creator.

Like not necessarily shooting for a large
company.

You get that creative freedom
where you could just go

off the cuff and create
something brand new on the spot.

So when I say that I really enjoyed having
more control over the brand, that is the

one that is one aspect that I really do
enjoy about being a content creator is

that I do get to have more
control over the brand and

the creative ideas and
how the scene is being shot.

But at the same time, I love working for
the companies too.

So it's for me, it's a little bit of both.

And then after we shoot like today,
what do you do?

Today, after today...

I don't know you're out
of town, you're not going

home or whatever, but
what's like your routine?

Shower first.

Hygiene is very important.

Hygiene is very important.

There'll be a lot of times.

All right, I'm out of here.

No, but it's, they didn't do it.

No, I brush my teeth in shower.

Wait, are you familiar with that?

What?

There's a whole thing that at least it
used to be a couple years ago.

Airplane come.

Oh, yeah, that's gross.

What do you mean?

Girls used to fly in just for a certain,
like that day, for one scene.

And then you would, you know, pop on her
face.

And then they get on the plane.

And they would walk around with the come
on.

And it's like a thing.

It's like a fetish.

They're just like a king for that.

They take photos.

And I'm like, at least there's a reason
behind that.

At least a lot of hygiene.

Yeah, at least they're making money off of
it.

I'm Latin, so we do that little cheek
thing.

I'll be here.

That's salty pisses.

I literally...

I walked off set yesterday
and was like, I hope you

guys don't think I'm weird
for brushing my teeth.

They're like, no, this is great.

What would you think you're weird for
coming in that?

I was like, I just didn't want to walk
around with two guys.

But you guys see she was brushing our
teeth.

I'll probably give her a kiss after.

It's unbelievable.

But you know, so after
the shower, yesterday

after I showered, I took
a long hot bubble bath.

And because my family
does live out here, I went

down to see them and
I had dinner with them.

Oh, beautiful.

Yeah, and then we watched a movie.

We watched Mrs. Doubtfire.

Classic.

Come on!

Yeah.

Shake it off like a dog.

Yeah, that's a classic.

So you had a nice night with your family.

Yeah.

Do they know what you do yet?

Yes, they do.

How do they feel about it?

They are not happy with it.

Really?

They are not happy at all.

Is the concept new to
them, or have they known

for the year or so
that you've been in it?

You know, the signs should have been
there.

I've always been hyper sexualized.

I've always... I have this body.

When I went through
puberty, I found out that I had

higher than normal
estrogen testosterone levels.

I had the same hormone
levels of a woman in their prime

sexual prime when I was
going through puberty right now.

And it's just not going to go away until
like menopause and my grandparents are

still... so yeah, it's...
I'm like this forever.

Oh boy, would you a nympho?

I feel like a nymphomaniac can't help
themselves.

I have control over myself.

At least most of the times.

Well, no.

We've seen you the last couple of days.

There's a big sexual appetite there.

I could still... I could have
still kept going on those days.

That's crazy.

Is there a point where you are satisfied?

Or is it... once it gets going,
you kind of just snowball sexually.

I snowball and I get... I do
find some sort of satisfaction.

And then, you know, I recover and I'll
come drunk for a little while.

And then...

Okay, we're ready to go again?

Okay.

Again, again, again.

Until...

Oh, with an axe actually before porn, we
tried to see what my breaking point was.

Getting slammed.

No.

No.

I mean, I got slammed.

But no, that wasn't my breaking point.

I think I lost... I don't
want these seven orgasms.

Yeah.

How long did that take?

27 minutes.

No, no, that was like all day type thing.

We... We kind of like
rented a spot and then just...

Was it all dig or were there toys involved
there?

During that one, I did air type myself.

I put a... He...

I put a plug in, like a big anal plug-in,
and he inserted himself, and then I was

sucking out a dildo, and then
he'd come out, and I'd start

playing with myself some
more, and then he'd come in.

Yeah.

We just kind of...
Regular twos afternoon.

Yeah.

For you, yeah.

Yeah.

Pretty much.

So airtight.

Airtight.

Airtight.

Do you use a toy by yourself when you're
alone?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Definitely.

Do you have more than one toy?

Yeah.

Honey.

She's got a collection of things.

Yeah.

You have a lot.

I have a collection.

I have several bookshelves.

Just rows of anal plugs,
and... They're all browns.

And... Come on.

The joke sponsored
by... The real man.

The real man.

The real man.

The real man.

But yeah.

Now, I have, like, a whole portion of my
room dedicated to just toys and,

like, paddles and vlogs, and, like,
I have this cool metal ring that forces me

to bend over, so I can get all that dosto,
and, like, a little beating.

Yeah.

That's fun.

Always with consent and conversation,
of course, communication.

But... Yeah.

Your sign is before.

Before I could slam you around as you
would put it so eloquently.

Oh, please do.

But you haven't been airtight with cocks
yet.

No, not yet.

Okay.

Just with toys.

And that's on the...
That's on the docket.

Yeah.

That's on the docket.

Oh, yeah.

It's gonna be... It's
gonna be there, yeah.

Where are you gonna shoot that?

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

I haven't figured that out.

If I want to... I might
want to shoot it myself.

I might let a company shoot it.

I haven't... Content creators.

Yeah.

I haven't decided on that yet.

I think I want to do my first on-camera
gangbang as an airtight.

And if that's the case, then I probably
want to do it myself.

Own it yourself.

Yeah.

Just because it's the first one.

What are you really known for?

Like your videos?

Like what do people really request?

What do they want to see you do?

They love seeing me take large,
crazy amounts of dick.

They love when I give sloppy toppy.

That's pretty wet.

My son.

They love...

You have a nice sized dick.

You know that.

And it's so...

That should... If I remember correctly,
I scored it on you several times.

A little bit.

So they love that.

The squirt thing.

I'm learning to squirt on command.

That's kind of cool.

Squirt.

Squirt.

Are we in that portion?

Listen.

We'll save it for the next part.

Yeah, we can put it to the test.

See if I can.

But yeah.

So I straddle the line between, you
know, content creator and the pro stuff.

I do a lot of pro-am, which is,
I guess, underground porn.

Are you familiar with...

So under, I guess, for people who aren't
as familiar, there are a lot of...

There's a collection of pro amateur
companies.

They're somewhere in between professional
and amateur.

And they're usually located in coastal
cities.

Chicago, New York, Miami.

Montana.

And what they'll do is they'll
rent out large mansions,

or they'll rent out large
suites, or B&B's, whatever.

I don't know.

I've seen some.

crazy, grimy hotel rooms too.

I don't mind it.

I don't know about those.

I like those grimy little hotel scenes,
you know?

I mean, sometimes for a certain look,
you know.

I definitely did one where I played a
stripper and we used a grimy motel.

You know, it was nice, but on camera we
had to make it look like that.

Recently, you know,
we've been, I think, I've

lost a couple of
companies that worked for.

They were pro M and they rented B&B
mansions.

And, you know, like 12 rooms.

And each, you know, they hire like five or
six photographers.

And they have a bunch of male and female
talent that comes in.

And everyone's tested.

And we just kind of like, look,
everyone up and down.

Like, I want you, you, you, and you.

Do you just say yes across the board?

I'm picky.

Really?

Yeah.

How are you going to be picking a game
back?

Oh, not in the game, man.

I just mean with content and stuff.

But with a gang bang.

Oh, yeah.

For my very first one.

If I'm paying them.

Yeah.

No, I get.

I get.

But I've done a couple of those
underground scenes.

Where, right, you know, a bunch of talent
show up.

And everybody signs a release.

Everybody's tested.

Obviously, like you're saying.

But yeah, I was like, yeah, I'll fuck
every girl here.

But I did see a couple of girls go,
you, you, you, not you.

You, you, you, not you.

And not you to the same guy.

Like three times.

I'm like, how's this guy supposed to fuck
you?

I would never.

Okay.

So two things about that.

I would never tell someone directly to
their face like that.

Like in a mean way.

I'd be like, oh, no, no, it's not mean by
any way.

And obviously she has the right and her.

Right.

Of course.

You know, I did have.

I did have in one of the, one of the
productions, one of the weekends.

I had someone who had just started porn
very first time ever.

Um, first weekend.

And he's like, hey, well, I'll you the
finest chick here.

I'm like, yeah, thanks.

And he goes, um, so one is our scene.

First off, presumptive much.

Geez.

Oh, all right.

I didn't have so many.

Slap and slap.

Afro Latina.

Is that you?

Is that your superhero name?

Latina.

No, horny home girl.

Oh.

I love it.

I love horny home girl.

Those are catchphrase.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

So, um, so.

Yeah.

I asked him.

I was like, so when did you start?

Let me look up your work and see,
you know, what you do today.

And he told me today.

And I said, oh, he goes, but I'm tested.

I'm like, that doesn't, that's not a seal.

The deal type thing for me.

And he goes, but why?

Like, because the few things
that you have done have been

just putting the camera
up and fucking in front of it.

What I'm going to ask you to do is to have
two separate crews, because we're shooting

for two companies
that we're getting at one

for ourselves for trade
and one for a company.

And, um, we're going
to do a lead in, which

we're going to take from
three different angles.

So we're going to shoot at three times for
one company.

And three times for ourselves.

And so you're going to have to do the same
exact thing.

All three times.

You're going to have a bunch of dudes
staring at you.

You're going to have a bunch of lighting.

And I need you to stay hard for over an
hour.

We're talking like two hours.

And do all these things.

And I need you not to come until I tell
you you're ready to come.

That's it.

And he... Oh, I could
do what I could do.

I could do it.

Okay, so go work with this talent because
she actually wants to work with you.

I'll see what you guys, what you come up
with.

He couldn't stay hard for a
blow job to the point where

he just had to hold the
camera himself and do POV.

So I was like at that point, it's a wrap.

When you do those scenes, you only have a
limited amount of time, right?

Right.

You know, there's a lot of
girls there that want to use the

photographers and the cameras
and the rooms for their own stuff.

I can't be selfish and
try and like, you know,

monopolize the time
like that or the talent.

No, they're shooting multiple scenes that
night.

Yes, exactly.

We're shooting ten, twelve scenes in a
day.

Sometimes more between all the talents
there.

Nobody has time for a six hour scene for
content.

So I said, look, get a little,
get a little bit of a name.

I do your belt.

Get some experience.

When you're ready for me, trust me,
I'll reach out to you.

I've done this with several talents
already.

This one particular one.

He was like, okay, whatever.

And he never really... But I've done it
before at the last AVN's and he came back.

I was like, what do you think about
working together now?

I said, absolutely.

And he rocked my world.

There's a portion of that scene where you
literally see me look back and go,

what the fuck?

What was he doing?

Slamming me.

He was slamming me.

I was throwing it back.

But I was like, holy shit, I can barely
keep up.

That's good.

All right.

Yeah.

It was great.

It only takes time.

Everybody, I got a beginning.

Yeah.

It's tough.

I've been directing for a long time and my
big thing was starting off with a new

amateur guys and I was really tough in the
beginning.

Everybody has tough.

You know, a lot of people go in there with
it.

They see scenes that... Man,
sometimes my fans are brutal.

I have to tell them to calm down.

They'll call out these performers on my
lives and be like, someone so did a

terrible job because I would have had you
crying.

And I'm like, I don't know if I want to be
crying.

It's not comfortable, though.

Listen to those people.

I was like, you couldn't do what we do.

Realistically, couldn't.

And that's why they're sitting there doing
this, paying for your live or whatever.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah.

And not to say, hey, we love our friends.

We love you guys too.

We love you guys too.

Just don't shit on us for doing what we
have to do, you know?

These gentlemen right here, they go
through hell and they get zero to...

Don't single anybody out.

Like, the crew...

It takes everybody to make a good porno.

The female, all of it, everybody.

Everyone, the makeup artist, the PA,
the director, the director of photography,

everyone, comes in and does their best.

And the only person that gets credit for
it is the girl.

So if I ever want to have everyone stand
up for me...

Sometimes, unfortunately, they get the
worst of it, though.

Two.

Like you were saying, you get out of a car
and some girl screams at you?

Yeah.

Shut the fuck up.

I'm just trying to lie.

Am I hurting you?

No.

Okay, then.

I'm sorry.

Goodbye.

Yeah.

Or, you know, it does affect your private
life a little bit.

Like, I found out that a good friend of
mine, best friend of mine, her husband had

a file of all of my porn before I had even
told her I was doing porn.

Why?

He had a whole...

And, like, I mean, like, stuff that I
don't even have that I'm like...

That's awesome.

He's a super fan.

Not when you're my best friend of mine.

No, yes, yes.

That's when.

That's not good.

That's when.

Listen.

Coming from a guy, if I knew a girl that
was in porn, that, like, nobody really knew.

And she was hot.

She looked like you.

I would try to amass a file myself.

Like, Jesus Christ.

He was probably hard around you every
time.

You came over for dinner.

Like, oh, my God.

She's bad.

I'm just here to see my geese.

No.

Did he let you know that he had this file?

No.

That's a little creepy.

Actually, right now, she doesn't even know
that I know.

Well, what's your name?

Let's talk to her on the air here.

Let's call her up.

The lines are open.

How did you find out about it?

Like, was it Jessica?

Let me get her close.

She actually, when my parents found out,
my parents called her up.

Oh, my God.

Do you know it?

And she goes, yes, I know.

And they're like, well, what do you think
about it?

And at that point, she had found out about
her husband having it.

She goes, you know, I have my reservations
about it too, because that's why I see.

And I... She told... She told
your parents... She told my...

That her husband is whacking into you?

She told my mother.

And my mother was like, think about how
this is affecting your whole family,

your whole life.

You know, you're even your best friend,
so-and-so's husband.

You did that, and I was like, wait,
what?

Love your work is paying your bills.

No.

You know what?

I have fans from high school that are on
my subscribe sites.

I have exes.

And I have family members' husbands.

The one who outed me to my parents is
actually on there.

And I feel like writing
him a check and being

like, here you can
take your money back.

I don't want it.

Well, write him a check
for all the people he sent

to you that are subscribing
to your things, you know?

For real, yeah.

Yeah, I think everybody
with their judgments

and all that, they can
go suck a dick on camera.

You know?

Because they're watching it.

Like, how most do you know about this
shit?

You're watching.

So, I don't know what the fuck.

And then I have some people, like, a good
point was brought up to me the other day.

Someone... My mother, I think,
said, I don't watch porn at all.

First off, I know that's a fucking lie,
because I've walked in.

And second.

Second, and probably
most importantly, you watch

those cooking channels
and those cooking shows.

Like, they're going, like, if you're never
going to eat again.

So, that's food porn.

And believe it or not,
there's... Yeah, okay.

So, there are certain
endorphins that are released

into your brain when you
watch these food shows.

You know, all
the... It's food porn.

So, when that's released into your brain,
you feel good.

And so, you watch it more and more and
more.

That's why those shows can be very
addicting.

She is watching food porn.

She's just kind of compartmentalizing it
as not porn.

And... It's not... It's not...
It's not, but it does give you...

Well, porn gives you pleasure,
right?

Well, you're right.

And in this way, it gives you pleasure.

It releases certain chemicals into your
brain and has certain reactions.

And again, you could do anything to achieve
that release of, you know, serotonin.

But right... There
are differences.

Let's definitely establish a final...
There's definitely... There's definitely...

And me, even your ass in the next 10
minutes.

Like, there's a huge difference there.

We'd like to blur those lines.

I mean, that's why we're here,
right?

Right.

We want to make both of
ourselves appear as, you know,

mainstream as somebody
making a fucking French omelet.

So... Is that gonna happen
in the next 10 years?

I hope so.

We'll see.

Because I don't want you to get out of a
car and somebody yells at you.

Like, just because they
watched you, you know... Yeah.

Take an arm, like it's cock.

Come on.

Damn, you saw that video, too.

Which one?

Oh, there's a wilt away around you.

Which one?

Volume six.

Volume six.

Yeah.

I think mainstream people hear it,
too.

You know, when somebody
does a bad movie or

something, you know, there's
always gonna be a hater.

You know, the crazy thing is, once you
start to find somebody's success,

that's when people all of a sudden want to
turn around and be your best friend.

Or shit on you.

Or shit on you.

I think for anybody starting out in this
business or in any business where you're

gonna be exposing yourself, whether that's
mainstream or not, you have to understand

the fact that you're putting yourself out
there.

That you're opening yourself up to
criticism and judgment.

And you have to be able to handle it when
it does come your way.

As well as the success.

Right.

So you can't, you know, some people,
the haters, the haters, and it's like,

you cannot pick and
choose, Hey, if you want to do

this, you gotta know
what you're getting it into.

And B, you gotta be prepared for both.

Absolutely.

Perception is reality.

So the way that I look at haters is this.

My, excuse me.

My haters are just very confused fans.

If all you, if you follow my pages,
and all you do is talk about what I do,

watch what I do, follow what I do,
show your friends what I do.

Oh, they love you.

You're just a fan.

You're just fucking confused.

Is that you brushing them off?

Like, get them out of here.

Yeah, that's a huge lie.

You know, fuck up out of my face.

She, she.

But yeah, so in my eyes, they're just
confused fans.

Right.

And that's, you know what?

They're still helping to pay the bills one
way or another.

So they're exposed for whatever.

Okay.

I'm ready to see what the haters are.

I've seen it and everybody else.

Yeah, watch that back.

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We're almost to the
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to do all those things
she was just saying.

And you're going to be able to see it
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The whole episode is there.

If you're here already, with those cocks
out.

Oh yeah.

We're about to see a fat ass.

She's so hot and she sucks such a good
dick.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah, come over here.

Can you make a clap?

It's... I hear it.

He's trying to put the light up my ass.

Son of a bitch.

Wait, hold on.

Bend back over and slowly peel those up.

Bend over.

Bend over.

Bend over.

Bend over.

And I hear it.

You can talk to us in there.

I don't think you guys even want to go
here.

We speak at this point.

Of course we do.

I'm just doing it.

Oh, that's nice.

Tell us what you want to do today.

I want to fuck.

And suck.

And squirt.

Suck, fucking squirt.

I don't think there's anything wrong with
that.

Sounds like a good day.

Yeah.

I do want to get covered in cum.

Say that again.

I do want to get covered in cum.

We were talking about Fukaki at one point.

And that's something that I definitely
want to do.

How many here are tested?

Yeah, it's round up.

Can you just pop it out and not move,
please?

Oh, my God.

Like that.

Yeah.

That way.

And bring your face a
little closer to... Like that.

There you go.

These further back, please.

Bring your knees back a little bit.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

There we go.

So what are you going to have for dinner
tonight?

You.

Yeah.

What's your favorite position?

Oh, anything that I can take the dick as
deep as possible.

So I like a lot of doggy.

Up and overs.

Like those two.

Frogies.

Frogies.

I guess that's a thing.

Up and over.

Frogy.

Yeah, I guess those.

Sounds.

You like being on top?

I do.

I like writing.

Doesn't get you as much though from doggy
and all that.

No, but it rubs the G spot just the right
way.

Just the right way.

And if he's really long, there's a second
G spot.

I don't know if anybody knows about that.

It's called the A spot.

It's underneath the cervix.

It's about six letters removed.

I don't know what you mean by that.

Well, if it's going from the eighth in the
G.

Yeah.

No, no, I guess.

That was a very bad dad joke.

Number 339.

That was like a walk walk.

No, but like, so when you go
in and you insert yourself, have

you ever noticed a girl's
like, oh, you're hitting the top?

The cervix.

Yeah, the cervix.

If you readjust to slightly
below, if she can also relax

and maybe put her legs
back, you'll reach that ace spot.

And that's when you really feel like the
dick gets like...

So you're talking about a two foot dick
though, right?

Like what?

I'm tending on the girl.

That's what happens on the girl.

I don't know.

It depends on the guy.

I've heard girls have shallow vaginas.

I don't know about these, but apparently
that's a thing.

Some girls have very shallow vaginas.

Some girls bought them out halfway in.

Life sucks for them.

I don't know, but some of them come the
hardest.

Again, some guys with little dicks know
how to fucking really fuck.

Look, you know what?

It's not really about size.

I thought it was going into the industry.

I really thought it was about size.

But I'm here to tell you it's not about
thinking.

It's not about size.

It's not important.

Yeah, it's very important.

For all you guys that are listening to
think, you have to have a two foot cock.

Especially take this from a girl.

Listen to a girl who's in porn.

Yeah.

Take it from a girl who was a
self-proclaimed size queen up until porn.

Size queen meaning that you love huge
cock.

Huge, obscenely huge cocks.

It doesn't take a huge cock to make you
come.

And honestly, you don't need a big dick if
you know how to fuck.

If you know how to communicate
with your partner or read

her or her or her body
language, that's all important.

If you can kind of gather where they are
based off of their facial expressions in

their body language, you can get them to
climax.

And I've had guys with, you know,
less than average size penises,

like, fucking tear me apart.

Leave me literally shaking on the floor in
a puddle of my own squirt.

And then I'm just looking up at them like,
daddy?

Like, literally, daddy?

I've had guys with less than, you know,
average.

Maybe like, maybe that big.

Literally put me to sleep.

And then I've had guys with fucking baby
arms that I'm putting them to sleep.

So it really... yeah, it depends.

But honestly, you really don't need sizes
not as important as you think it is.

Well, let's see where I match up in
between all of those spectrums of...

You are the perfect Goldilocks.

You're right in between.

If there's the spectrum, you're like,
perfect.

There's that perfect spectrum.

I'm ready to go.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it really did... it took you to get
into the industry though.

I'm like, let me figure that out.

Yeah.

It was just zero.

Yeah, actually it did.

It took me getting into the
industry and meeting people who

actually know how to fuck,
and not just thrust like rabbits.

Right.

You know, actually know how to fuck.

That's what really...

And I think that's why I
end up not having sex

with civilians so much
when it's not on camera.

It's always with someone who's talent
because we just already know our bodies.

We already know at nine times out of ten.

I've already worked with them so I already
know what they like.

They already know what I like.

There doesn't have to be questions.

There's no... Are you
gonna catch feels?

No.

There's none of that.

There's no drama.

There's no... Oops.

I've had guys that joke around that like,
oh, I'm gonna get you pregnant.

Don't joke about that.

That's not attractive.

That's not sexy.

So you kill the mood before it's even
started.

So I think the most important
thing that people need

to remember is to communicate
and to know your partner.

It doesn't really matter the size.

Well, that's good to know.

Yeah, do you consent?

I consent.

You ready?

Let's do it.

All right, well, let's go ahead and start
getting into some sex.

Your big podcast.com.

Stand up again.

Stand up right in front of me.

See you later, Diego.

Get out of here.

Oh, yes.

Four to six.

Oh, yes.

Are you just getting in the way?

Yes, I'm more and while I shake your eyes.

Mm-hmm.

I... Yes.

Again.

Again?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Can you recall?

What?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

The sex address.

I like that.

Keep it up.

Keep it up.

Sexy.

Sexy on.

Are you gonna get on your knees right
there?

Yes, sir.

Sucks some cock.

You're gonna back up.

I don't have a two-foot dick.

Bring it.

Bring it over here.

I'm just excited.

Tell me here.

Talk to me about the second day.

Mm-hmm.

I love making it nice and wet and sloppy.

I'm getting it all spitty.

Shoving it down to the back of my throat.

Slowly.

Wrapping my lips around it.

Sucking it all the way to the tip.

Mm-hmm.

Really, really, really.

That's why I keep doing that.

Oh, my God.

I can feel his cock growing right
underneath my hands.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I'm just getting so hard.

Oh, my God.

I can see the tip of his dick.

The implant already.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He's now his nose in there.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Let's take these off of you.

Yeah, all the way.

You're just gonna get them away.

What?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

No, it's mine.

What happened?

Look.

Look.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

A little while.

A little while.

A little while.

A little while.

What do you know?

What do you know?

What do you mean?

Somebody like this.

That idea.

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I feel so fucking good dripping from my
pretty little face.

So that's how we bang on our podcast.

On our podcast.

Welcome back to Bang podcast.

Bangpodcast.com.

The only podcast where
we don't just talk to the

girls we have sex with them
right here on the podcast.

And today is awesome because
we have... Rochelle Ryan.

What up?

What up?

Hi.

How you doing?

I'm doing amazing.

So you're starting a podcast.

I am.

You're ripping off our idea.

Oh, please.

Stop it.

Why is it going to be better?

Yeah?

How's it going to be better?

You're going to have sex on yours too?

Maybe.

No.

I'm going to have some really cool gas.

My co-host is awesome.

And yeah, I'm ready for it.

What's his name?

Jack.

Jack the filler.

Jack the thriller.

Jack the thriller.

He's a rapper.

No, but he hangs out with a lot of them.

He's more like a comedian.

Nice.

Yeah, he was on tour with Martin Lawrence
and everything was popped off in the world.

How did you meet him?

You know, I did his podcast on this is 50.

And we just, yeah, we just hit it off and
he's, he's awesome.

So yeah, we just kind of stayed in touch
and see him like A.V.N.

and the exotica's.

And yeah, it was cool.

Was he a fan?

I'm sure.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I mean, come on, everybody's a fan,
right?

I don't think everybody.

I mean, I'm not everybody's type.

Who's, who's type?

I mean, so some men, they love like skinny
girls.

They don't like big titties and big booty
and stuff.

So I don't know.

I think all men should love thick women.

Yes, they should.

Yes.

Yeah, you're, you're right in our real
house.

Oh, okay.

All right, good.

As long as I fit in the wheel.

No, absolutely.

For sure.

You fit very nicely into that dress too.

Oh, thank you.

Look, you know, it's very Florida Miami
yellow flowers bright.

We're, we're partial to the floral
pattern.

Oh, okay.

I bet you are a little bit better than the
cheetah print.

Oh, my.

Look, I am from New York.

We rock kita.

Don't knock my leopard and I'm a cougar.

So I'm an island cougar.

I am the one island cougar.

I explain to me why New York is,
is leopard print.

I don't know.

It's kind of, I think the whole Jersey
Shore thing kicked that off.

Like the girls, they all wore like leopard
and stuff like that.

Oh, yeah, that was snookies M all right.

Yeah, totally.

So, are you officially a cougar then?

Yes.

What makes a cougar?

Yeah, what is the, what's the defined
characteristic of a cougar?

Older woman that just
loves like younger men

just knows like just
confident in her sexuality.

And I don't know.

That's just, that's me.

I love a young, 28 young.

Oh, they have to be able to drink wine
with me.

That's, I think they have to drink wine
with me.

Oh, that's awesome.

Well, I'm not, I'm outside of that range,
but I love wine.

Oh, you know, I feel kind of bad.

So recently, long story, should I get into
it?

Great to listen.

We got time.

Oh, okay.

You got time.

Okay.

So recently, I put this post on Instagram
and I had a story a long time.

ago that barstool picked up of me with the
UNLV baseball team.

It was all a fugazi.

The whole team.

I wish.

No, I was literally, I was boarding a
flight on my way to a dance gig.

And I'm sitting in my seat on my phone.

And all these like young, 20 year olds are
just all in like their UNLV track suits.

And they're all walking past me and not
just rebels.

Oh, yeah.

And I'm like literally like just having an
orgasm, like sitting in the seat.

And I'm like, and I tweeted something.

I was like UNLV baseball teams on my
flight.

Like I'm ready for the gang bang.

So anyhow, we land in Denver.

They were playing a game in Colorado
Springs.

I was on a dance gig in Denver.

And one of the kids from the team is like,
can we get a picture?

I was like, sure.

And it kind of went viral barstool did
like a whole story on it.

Well, recently, they did another story
because I tagged VCU in Richmond.

I tagged their baseball team.

And then it was like
all these 20 year olds

in the area were just
like, slide in my DMs.

And I fucked this one kid.

And I felt so bad because he was Muslim
and I knew it.

But he was just extremely
religious where technically they're

not supposed to have sex before
marriage, but he doesn't drink.

And I felt bad because I was like,
do some wine?

I was like feeding the poor kid wine.

But you're out here making dreams come
true.

I am.

That's what I'm saying.

I just gave that kid a great story to tell
his grandkids.

Oh, and now his highlight reel,
like you ruined the rest of his life.

Oh, I know I ruined his sex life.

I scare those kids.

Like, if you're getting a sack with me,
like I scare them.

Oh, no.

And it's great because I love seeing like
the fear in their eyes.

Like, they just like, scare them.

Like, I've never been with an older woman,
let alone a porn star.

And I'm like, just lay there and keep your
dick hard.

I'll do all the work.

You just fuck them inside out.

I do.

I love it.

What's the what's the range on these kids?

Like, did they go?

I mean, yeah, they're terrible.

That's all they could
do was just sit there

with a heart dip and
have like, they'll not.

And then I'll just like
stay on top of them

and just keep grinding
and they're hard again.

They'll just keep going.

That's amazing.

Who you tell it?

That's 20 year olds.

Last night, I was supposed to shoot
content in Miami.

I was all dialed up.

I had a photo shoot everything.

The male talent, the industry canceled on
me.

And I was like, this is why I fuck 20 year
olds.

Cause those kids, there could be a
hurricane in Miami.

I'm on the way over with a hard dick.

That's awesome.

They're ready.

So what do you just put
out something on your

social media and then
you just stick through.

Honestly, like, that whole thing with
barstool, just kind of like blew it up.

And then so then the whole thing came out
with the VCU baseball team.

And long story short, I was invited
probably by like half the team.

They're like, we please come to our
scrimmage.

I was like, sure, I'd love to.

So I show up and the coach, like I see him
like walk towards me.

He's got no shots.

And he was, oh, God, no, he's too old.

So he's 29.

Yeah.

He was right, like 40.

But he was really sweet.

He was like, they were going crazy when
they saw you walk on the field.

And he was like, you
know, he was like, my

phone was blowing up
after that VCU article.

Like I'm barstool.

He was like, but we can't have the same
thing that happened with UNLV.

He was like, we don't want that kind of
publicity.

So I was like, all right.

Are they a religious school as VCU?

I mean, it's down South.

You know, it's passing me some Dixon
lines.

So I mean, who knows.

But I mean, right, technically in the
Bible belt.

Exactly.

So I was like, all right, whatever,
but I got to go out and, you know,

kind of give the team a little pep talk
and stuff.

So it's key.

And they crushed it.

Yeah.

Did they win?

Well, baseball season doesn't start so
February.

Oh, they won anyway.

Yeah.

But no, they're terrible.

They're like a D five school, like not
even on the radar.

It's over the kids with women.

Why are you going to shit on them?

I'm a shit.

No, you guys are doing great.

Keep up.

You know, come on.

VCU Virginia.

Yeah, Virginia come across university.

I'll hold it down for them.

I'll rip them all day.

But now I've had all those
kids sliding my DMs and

yeah, I'm trying to get a
new little roster go at it.

And you love it.

I do.

That's awesome.

I do.

I love it.

You got your stable a hose, huh?

Yeah, I do.

Where were you when I was 20?

Jesus.

I'm even born.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

Wow.

So when you, when you do go, what,
talk to me more about Barstool.

I love, I mean, Barstool is great.

Their platform is just incredible.

I mean, anytime, like,
I knew when I saw that

one article come out
with VCU baseball team.

I mean, my DMs were blowing up that day.

And I was like, Oh, shit.

I was like, did I end up on Barstool and
sure enough?

And that's kind of like my
market that I like because

I am the milk and the
cougar in the porn world.

So and it's all 20 year olds, you know,
then I'm on there and stuff like that.

I mean, some older guys, like I
had a few of the like New York

Yankees, like slide in my DMs,
like when they saw that thing.

And I was like, all right, that's cool.

But I'd rather like have like the college
kids and stuff.

But so then from there, I had like all of
VCU like in my DMs in this one kid.

I'm an art major, but do I still have a
chance?

I had a few of those.

I was like, nope.

I like the athletes.

Well, they're all going out for the
baseball team next season.

Tryouts are going to be packed.

Right, for sure.

But so then I had this kid.

He was the president of fraternity.

And he was like, we're having a Halloween
party where you come out.

And I was like, sure, I'd love to.

I'm going out party in anyhow and like
downtown and stuff.

So I went and I had my best guy friend go
with me because I was like, I'm going to

get raped if I show up at this like
fraternity.

Like, there's literally like 120 year old
boys.

Like, I think I'm fine with you.

Do you know how many guys jerked off
before they went to that party?

So I might be thinking of the chance that
maybe...

Yeah, I'm like, no.

I'm not like that easy.

Like I make them put in like a little bit
of work.

How much?

I don't know.

10, 15 minutes.

The one little kid that I fucked that was
Muslim.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, rephrase that
statement.

Oh, it should say little.

He was 21.

The young man.

The young man.

The young man.

Four year old.

He, um, I'm going to take me out to like
go have dinner and stuff like that.

Dinner and drinks.

And then I invited him to my house.

Do you want to pay her does he pay?

Oh, he has to pay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like a guy to show effort.

But like, obviously I know like he's in
college.

I'm not picking like, I'm not having him
take me to like prime or anything like that.

I'm picking a place.

Roadhouse or something like that.

Yeah, totally.

So.

Golden Crown.

Yeah.

And then I had him come
to my house and watch

me when I was doing
one of my live shows.

And I just like put it on.

And I told them.

I said, I'm going to tease you and leave
you with major blue balls.

Like I'm going to make you cry.

And he probably did go home that night and
cry.

And then I had sex with him like a few
days later.

Oh, so not even the same night.

You don't put out.

Oh, I tease.

I want to see if they're going to stick
around.

Like I like testing them.

Yeah.

I love testing the young guys.

You're tough, safe to crack.

Yeah.

She knows what they're mean.

Tough, safe to crack.

Wow.

That's so surprising.

Oh, it is.

Oh, okay.

I don't know.

Because you came out of the gate.

You came out of the
gate saying that you're

like, I want to get
fucked and all this stuff.

But not on the first night.

No, I like to test them out and kind of
like see where their heads are at and stuff.

So.

Which one?

Like I don't want like a crazy little like
fuck boy and stuff like that.

So.

What do you want him done?

Yeah, for sure.

Unless like the dick is like really,
really good.

Then I might go back to it for like round
two.

What's a fuck boy to you?

Because this term has changed a lot
recently.

Okay.

So the one kid that
was like the president of

this fraternity has banged
every chick at VCU.

Why is this kid?

Sounds like a legend.

Oh, she's awesome.

Like he's literally like a legend
now just because... Van Wilder.

No.

People out like VCU.

They know that like Kim and I are friends
and he's the one that got me to go to like

his Halloween party at the front and
stuff.

But no, he's cool.

But like he's literally like the male
version of me.

I'm not smashing him.

No.

I've like it's cute though.

Like I'll send him like little sexy selfie
just to tease him.

And it's like most guys are like,
oh, you look really beautiful.

Like wow, look at your tits.

And he hits me with like WID.

I'm like, you fucking 20 year old.

That is such a 20 year old thing.

But like it's cute.

I don't like it.

Oh God.

Yeah.

One thing.

I've had to learn.

So I'm 35.

Almost 36.

Some of the lingo these young kids use.

Like these 20 year olds like it's crazy.

Like I had to befriend a girl at VCU.

She's like 23 24 and I'm like girl.

You need to like decode all of this stuff
for me.

I'd like translate it for me to understand
it.

What's what's one that's new that you just
want.

I can't even think of
anything like right off

the bat, but just like
some of this stuff.

I'm like, what is this?

It doesn't even make sense.

No.

Wait.

Oh, God.

Get it.

And you got to bet on God.

Why?

Bet.

Out of pocket.

So to go back to the fuck boy thing.

The fuck boy to you is somebody who fucks
a lot.

Like a guy who gets.

I'm trying to do she.

I don't dig the whole like man bun thing
that's going on right now.

It's kind of like fuck boyish.

See me growing up a fuck boy was not that.

A fuck boy was like a chump, a pussy.

Like a... I mean, I think she's
kind of given the same sentiment.

So she's around and gets ass.

Maybe not.

Or I don't know.

Like when you're too like, if you're
getting that much ass, like you're cocky.

And then it's kind of like all right,
you're a little like fuck boyish and shit.

I can't simmer down a little bit.

So it's not that he's getting too much
ass.

It's how he acts about.

Kind.

Yeah, for sure.

What's up, Lou, by the way?

Oh, what's up?

Yeah, we got Diego here.

I'm Sean.

Bang podcast.

I miss my whole.

You had me distracted.

I miss the whole intro.

Sorry.

Yeah, it came right.

It came out again.

And we're going to finish hot by having
sex on the podcast.

It's fabulous.

It's just what I want.

It's lit.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my grocery.

Wait, yeah, what was that you said
earlier?

Oh, my grocery.

Where's that from?

I know where I heard that.

I like that Cincinnati.

That reminds me of like, oh, my Atlanta.

Oh, my Atlanta.

That's what they saying.

I think like, full house.

No, the ringer with Johnny Knoxville.

Okay.

Oh, my Atlanta.

She is my woman.

I've also heard like, oh, cheese and
crackers.

Yeah.

Or Christ on a cracker.

Oh.

Which technically, if you go to church,
he is a cracker.

I mean, he's a wafer.

Oh, my gosh.

That's dad joke number three.

I believe.

Brought to you by RoadsideTrippalex.com.

Dad jokes always brought to you by
RoadsideTrippalex.com.

Nice plug.

I mean... Oh, we have the
definition of fuckboy up there.

Oh, yeah.

Look.

I really bet I say something.

I got a fact checkers.

Hit us with it.

Lou, what do you got?

Man, I'm blind.

I certainly can't.

I certainly can't.

I know a little bit.

We can maybe get it.

And now what is this urban dictionary that
we're looking at here?

Yes, urban dictionary.

Let's plug them.

Yes.

Can you can't read that at all,
Sean?

Yeah.

Yes.

Okay.

A fuckboy.

One who Michelle Ryan
refuses to have sex with

due to douchebaggery
and top-not AKA man bun.

There you go.

Yes.

Beautiful.

That's the definition.

I like that.

All right.

So let's not be fuckboys.

Yeah.

Why not?

But we have to be in our 20s.

And not 29.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Why is 29 too old?

I don't know.

I just say that.

I'm like, if I met a 29-year-old,
but I've always...

I think like the oldest one I had been
with is maybe like 26.

Let's play Lou's favorite game here.

Okay.

How old do you think I am?

Oh, gosh.

I do not play that game.

Yes.

Next question.

Oh, but come on.

Oh, we know.

Oh, we got it.

I don't know.

Oh, yes.

How old am I?

39.

I am.

Yep.

I know I heard.

See, I would think I would older than him.

I'm not playing that game.

Yeah.

I don't play that game.

This is fun.

I like this.

I enjoy this.

We're going to get it out of you today.

I'm just going, yeah.

Nice.

Yes, queen.

Yes.

You're not going to offend him,
though.

No.

I feel like playing that.

No, I'm not going to make her
uncomfortable.

I'm not a fuck boy.

All right.

Not a fuck boy, true.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

We want her to be accentuated.

Right.

So does any of these guys talk their way
out of sex?

Um, what does a guy have to say to be
like, uh, ruin it and all dried up?

Even if they're young, obviously.

Um, that's a good question.

Um, if they're too, like, eager,
a little too, like, oh, like, it's always

been on my bucket list to fuck a porn
star.

I'm like, oh, you ain't getting that.

Sorry.

I am not a make-a-wish foundation.

Right.

Not happen.

Poorly played.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just like it when they're like,
cool.

And just like laid back and stuff.

And then all I can just think of is like,
oh, I'm going to ruin this kid's life.

Although if I make a wish foundation
pulled out.

I will put the pussy on him.

No, but they have a threshold once she's
18.

You can't apply.

Right.

Right.

I like him to be able to, like,
drink with me.

I love to, like, go out, drink wine.

Like, if I'm relaxing and I want to get in
the mood, like, I'll have a glass of wine.

So I like it.

They have to be old enough to drink with
me.

I'm not going to be responsible.

Why you're red?

Yes.

No sweet red.

You said that in
your personal life, you

haven't really fucked
with anybody over 29 then.

I've tried to.

And they have ethically failed.

Really?

Yeah.

How did they fail?

So recently I went out with this guy who's
probably like 45.

What's his name?

I'm not going to do that.

Nobody's interested in anything like that.

And, like, we sit down.

We're having a really nice meal.

We're at a great restaurant and stuff.

And he's like, so when you're going to
grow out of this face, you'll be like,

oh, I'm sorry.

And I'm just like, bro.

Yeah, check please.

Yeah.

I was like, you know what?

Like, I had like a half a glass of
champagne left.

I was like, you know what?

I'm out.

So like, see you later.

And what did that guy do?

What did he do for a living?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What phases is he?

Exactly.

He's in like a real estate developer.

Good luck.

So yeah.

So I was just like, all right.

It's free.

You know what?

I was like, all right.

I'm out.

So I did.

Good for you.

I was like, you know what?

This is why I fucked 20 year olds.

Because you know what?

They could appreciate a hard work in
woman.

Like, a couple of my 20 years,
actually, one of them texted me.

I mean, they have to be hard.

No, but they appreciate a hard work in
like, you know, older women and stuff.

Like, one of them was just back there.

He's like, how's Miami?

Like, you know, they're just, they're
cool.

Like, get it.

You know, so.

And they're reaching high up on the tree
for that apple, too.

You know what I mean?

Like, you're not low hanging fruit.

So yeah, they're effort is warranted.

For sure.

Yeah.

I like a man that will put in a little
effort.

Yeah.

And then trust me.

If I was 20, I'd be trying.

I'd be one of those guys that's probably
too eager.

You'd be like, Sean.

It's like, no.

It might do.

Yeah.

And you don't play baseball.

Yeah.

I usually like football players.

Yeah.

They have to be like six to like be like,
actually, this is a little lower.

No test.

Now that's like, talk to my language.

Baseball players are usually like kind of
thin.

Like, I love like big boys.

I played one back in college.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I was 20, 35 pounds back down.

Oh, really?

A big boy.

I like it.

I was 22 when I played.

Too old for me now.

Sorry, Sean.

Yeah, but you're still going to get it.

All that's true.

Fuck it.

Anyways, you're getting a fucking podcast
is all about me.

Yeah.

Maybe we are going to have sex in this
podcast.

I have to keep saying that we've done,
we've done a bunch of these already.

And everyone doesn't understand the
concept.

They're like, oh, podcast porn starts
cool.

Cool.

I'm like, no, but they fuck.

They fuck.

I'm like, everybody goes like this.

Everybody goes, what?

What?

Yeah.

So I'm beating the dead horse when I say
that we're going to fuck on this podcast.

I'm pretty sure like back in the day,
I don't know how long you've been to

business, but do you remember Ksec's
radio?

No.

What?

I don't believe so.

Oh my goodness.

Was that like a call in?

Yeah.

And they did like live like
in-person stuff, but like, oh,

I think I did have sex in
Ksec's radio back in the day.

When Stephen St. Croix,
when he had like, he

was like hosting it
or something like that.

Yeah.

So you fucked up on our radio show.

I'm sure I did.

Have you ever fucked on a podcast?

Never.

That's right.

No.

Probably shut my boobs and stuff.

Yes.

There we go.

Yeah.

Because we're trying to fill a void,
right?

Everybody's got a podcast.

Everybody's got a YouTube channel.

Be sure to like and subscribe,
smash that, you know, hit the bell,

and make announcement coming at the end
we're dropping merch.

And God, you're so annoying.

So we want to be different.

You're like, we're straight fucking and
sucking dick on this podcast.

And we're bringing in hot ass porn stars.

All right.

So we want to be different.

Okay.

Very different.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

You guys feel like an Emmy this year.

Is that like what the Emmys are for?

Will we get like a daytime Emmy?

What?

What would our time show?

I don't know.

The late late late late late late late
late late late.

We're after that last show.

You know, that plays on or maybe it's a
morning show.

We could be like, you know, Welcome back
to KOH 101, The Bang.

What's your favorite podcast to listen to?

Rogan.

Every dude in America listens to Rogan.

Like all my 20 year olds listen to him.

All of them do.

I love this, Rogan.

I asked them.

The music.

He's really diverse.

I only listen to when he had Tyson on and
Elon Musk.

But three and a half hours is so long.

Like my attention spans like 45 minutes.

I usually listen to him and I'm getting my
nails done.

45 minutes.

I'm going Monday.

You are.

Okay.

Take me.

I'm going up near Richmond actually.

Oh, you are.

Okay.

You can't explain.

Oh, mechanics.

Phil.

Oh, I get my nails done in mechanics.

Phil.

Are you making fun of me?

No, I seriously go there.

You get your knit.

Seriously?

Yeah.

I'm not kidding.

I'm going to mechanics.

Phil.

Should I like name drop the nail place or
just kidding?

What happened?

It's like escape nails.

And it's amazing.

Wait.

You live in Virginia?

I do.

I do.

Okay.

That's weird.

I know.

Well, hold on.

I know the fact that I am going...
I'm going to tell you all I'm there.

Shit.

I don't care.

I'm going with my girlfriend.

I visit her family.

Oh, Lord Jesus.

You guys might need a break.

We'll come to my house if you want to have
wine.

I'll have it going.

Awesome.

That sounds really good.

I haven't had a manicure or pedicure in
like a year and a half.

I'm telling you the place to go is in
mechanics.

That's fucking hilarious.

It is.

Yeah.

What a quitting.

Quinky dank.

Are those the areas you grew up around?

No.

I'm born and raised in upstate New York
and then came down of Virginia.

So... Why the move?

My mom brought us there when I was in high
school.

She had a job transfer.

So that's where we ended up.

Where she were.

Quantico.

No.

That's a DC area.

Langley or for space.

No.

Yeah.

No, Richmond's a cool city.

I mean, it's a big city, but I don't know.

I'm starting to fall in love with Miami.

I love Miami.

How long have you been here?

I mean, I've been to Miami tons of times
and stuff like that.

But yeah, it's just...

I think it's because when I left Richmond,
it was 35 degrees, snowing, sleet, nasty.

And then I get here and it's like 75,
like, sun's out.

I'm like, oh yeah.

This is where I want to be right now.

Forever sunny here.

Endless summer.

Yeah.

That's what this is.

Can't shovel snow here.

Oh, really?

Yeah, of course the shovel snow in Miami.

They're... Oh.

We've actually tried snow.

The real expensive snow.

I am.

Okay, Rick Ross.

No, you know, he lives in Georgia now.

He died.

Yeah, he lives in North of Atlanta.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Winks that money.

The king of Miami.

The king of Miami.

Well, now he's Mr. Worldwide.

Oh, okay.

That's okay.

All right.

Cool.

Move down, become the queen.

Yeah, I get a Miami vibe from you.

Really?

Yeah.

I know.

I kind of feel like I'm like a narco's
wife.

I love that.

I love that.

I love that.

All day and spend his money.

Yeah, but I'm in it.

Hold on.

There's a problem with that.

I know they're all old.

I know they're all old.

They had a 20-year-old drug condition.

20-year-old.

That's the damn sure.

I think it's 20-year-old drug dealers,
but that's small.

I wouldn't marry like a kingpin.

And then I would have like a 20-year-old,
like, off to the side.

Not in the back end.

You fucking his son.

They pretty much look like me with an
extra 100 pounds at a time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know.

I think we're talking about that.

I want to go to Columbia for New Year's.

It's amazing.

Do it.

You're telling me that too.

Oh, yeah.

And Sean's been too, yeah.

And it's funny that these correlations are
kind of weird.

They're spooky.

The stars must be aligned.

Yeah.

I've been to Medigine for New Year's.

Uh-huh.

And Vigado.

And it was phenomenal.

It's the best New Year's I think I've ever
been.

Really?

Okay.

All right.

It didn't snow enough.

It did not snow in Columbia.

Oh, weird.

Nice.

There were very strict rules against it.

Wow.

Got it, Columbia.

Yeah.

I've seen that show locked up abroad.

Oh.

I've been watching world's toughest
prisons.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I can't stand those shows.

So you like watching that type of shit?

Yes.

I hate it.

I love that shit.

Bring it on.

Why do you like it?

Yeah.

What are you fascinated about that?

Just because it's like... I don't
ever... Like, I'll never be in prison.

Like, I'm not going to do something or
sell a draw.

Like, yeah.

If I was to go to jail and
be like sex and public

or like picking up a
20-year-old, I don't know.

Why?

That's not illegal.

I don't believe exactly.

Like, that's like the most that I do.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe in some States is 21.

Well, then that's why they have to be 21.

Right.

Yeah.

There you go.

But no.

So it's just kind of cool.

I just see in that perspective.

Like, oh, shit.

Like, that's crazy.

Like, I prefer not to be there.

Yeah.

Because I had my druthers.

I would not want to be in black dolphins.

Lord.

You guys remember 80s lesbian prison
movies?

Yeah.

What?

Yeah.

Like, 70s.

It was like seven exploitation movies,
yeah.

Yeah.

They're pretty awesome.

Have you seen what they were talking
about?

Sexualization.

What's up, man?

Girls and chains.

Or what's at one?

Instead of the clink, they call it the
clump.

Girls incarcerated or something like that
is a Netflix series.

Oh, I know.

I know.

Orange is a new black.

Oh, I don't know.

I haven't watched that in there.

No, no, no.

Jesus.

What do you binge watching on Netflix?

Me?

Yeah.

I just watched the office again.

All dudes, I swear.

Like, you're like the...
I'm quintessential bro.

Yes, very.

Very.

I'm 31.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you just gave it away.

31.

No, it's pretty.

You didn't even play the guessing game.

Well, we are having sex.

On the podcast?

On the podcast?

No way.

Yes, we are.

Yes, we are.

Oh, the bang podcast.

You heard it here first.

That's awesome.

You're the best.

It's time.

You got to let the people know,
you know?

Because look, because if people are like
you and don't have a 45 minute experience,

it's like tension span, they'll click
away.

But they got to...
No, there's a...

You know, there's a pot of gold at the end
of this rainbow.

Where do they get to?

There's gold.

Bang podcast.

No, we're talking about another podcast.

And I can listen to a little bit.

Joe Rogan.

Yes.

Well, he just did one with Tom Green.

He was four and a half hours long.

Oh, my God.

That's too long.

What could you talk about?

Four and a half hours?

I said the timer.

We got like 30 more minutes to go to hit
45 minutes.

Oh, okay.

That's cool.

For sure.

I could talk to you all day.

Oh, you could.

Do you have stories?

I do have stories.

Tell me a crazy story.

Um, crazy story.

Oh, my gosh.

Fascinate me.

But you...

I don't know.

Um... Have you
ever been skydiving?

No, I am not like an adventure kind of
gal.

I'm like a drink wine by the fire show.

I was just going to say, what's your
favorite vineyard that you've been to?

Ask me some like sugar.

Like question.

Have you been to Bordeaux?

Have you been to France?

Have you been to Germany?

No, I'm going to, though.

Once the world kind of comes
down a little bit and going to... Okay.

Have you been to any...
Have you been in Napa Valley?

Oh, yeah.

Of course.

And stuff.

And there's some beautiful vineyards and
like Charlottesville and I go.

And yeah, I'm such a wino.

And like all my girlfriends... I
mean, that's a chick thing to do.

Like we drink wine and like talk about
dudes.

So... Okay.

No, I'm not an adventure girl.

I don't go like skydiving or anything like
that.

I have a bad knee.

So... I don't do
any of that shit.

How do you ruin your knee?

Fucking feature dancing.

I was going to say, do you follow the
stripper pole?

No.

Hell, I was the craziest thing.

It was a non-contact injury.

I was literally on stage spreading my
legs.

And I shot it out like really fast.

Like spreading my legs like super quick.

And it was like this instant, sharp pain.

Is it your patella tendon?

It was definitely my meniscus.

Is it your kusheri... Or are
you an orthopedic doctor?

No, but I played football.

So I messed up.

So many things up.

Yeah.

The anterior kusheri ligament.

Oh, no.

It was my meniscus.

So...

Yeah.

So it didn't feel pretty.

But you know something?

I was a fucking champ.

Because I literally iced.

I wrapped that shit, stuffed it in a boot.

That would...

It happened on my last show of the night,
but then Saturday I had two shows.

And so a lot of people know I'm a huge New
York Giants fan.

And so a lot of strip clubs, they book me
that the weekends.

The New York Giants will play.

Like the Dallas Cowboys is the Denver
Broncos.

They'll book me in their clubs.

Because New York, like New York fans
travel.

They'll go to like the away games and
stuff.

So they always bring me in.

And that... So the
next night, Saturday...

I mean, my knee was swollen.

I was in pain.

And somehow I pulled off and did two
shows.

And of course there was some
ex Dallas Cowboys players,

some ex Giants players that
came into the club to see me.

That I personally knew.

Fox go.

No, not Fox go.

No.

No.

I think he's... No.

He started an only fans, totally off
topic.

Do you know that?

No, I didn't know that.

He did.

And it's funny.

I DM'd him.

I was like, let's shoot some fire content
when I'm playing.

So where are you?

Chris, I did.

Wait, you lived in Miami now?

He spends a lot of time here, yeah.

Did you know him?

I mean, we just slid his DMs.

Did you respond?

I'm not an answer to that.

He's not... He's not 20 either.

He's outside your age, right?

He's flexible burst.

He played for the Giants.

Like, I like athletes.

Exceptions could be made.

Exceptions.

Yes, that's right, kid.

Oh, no.

I dig it.

Yeah.

So... He's the most
famous person you fought.

I'm an answer to that.

I'm an answer to that.

I'm an answer to that.

He's an answer to that.

He'll get me.

It's real great.

I wish.

I'm the reason Jeff Bezos got a divorce.

Oh, man.

What?

What?

That would be awesome.

No.

No, I don't like that.

I don't like being the whole record.

I believe in love.

I love seeing people in like happy
relationships.

I am all like team love and stuff like
that.

Like, so... Yeah, I want to get
married and push out a baby someday.

So I need to... Okay.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get all this like 20-year-old.

Yes.

Like, out.

And then I'm gonna get married.

So you're not a mom yet.

How have you been married?

Yes.

Oh, you have.

Yeah.

When I was like super young though.

20.

I was 23.

And how long did that last?

Two years.

Two and a half years.

And stuff.

But he was... I don't know.

We're better.

Like, we're really good friends right now.

It's funny.

Like, we talk all the time.

We laugh.

We joke.

We're friends.

But it has been a wife hell now.

Did he ask you when you're gonna grow out
of this phase?

No.

Not like that.

He was just... He was crazy.

I'm crazy.

So I was just dead.

And I was really young too.

You know, I was super young.

I took a break from the industry for a
little bit.

You know, just rightfully so.

I was married and stuff.

But yeah, definitely not.

I'm never gonna do that again.

I was just gonna ask.

I was just gonna ask.

I was never gonna do that again.

Yeah, someday.

Oh yeah.

It will be... Oh yeah, I
do wanna get married.

And you said you've never dated anybody in
the industry at all.

Never.

Thank God.

Why is that?

Why is that?

Because most everybody is the opposite.

I would never date a porn guy.

I'm too jealous.

How so?

What do you mean you're jealous?

I'm just jealous.

I get very jealous.

I'm like... I don't know.

Like... I would just be curious.

Like how he's acting.

What he's doing on set.

Like if he's like kissing the girls.

Like, don't get me wrong.

Like when I've been in relationships.

You know, I always seemed like Max has
been.

I gave him his first three way.

And then my last relationship that I was
in, I gave him his first three way.

But there's boundaries.

It was kind of like, okay, you can't kiss
her and you can't go down on her if you do.

It's a wrap.

And I'm gonna chop your dick off when we
get home.

Like... I'm not like
luring about a crazy butt.

Oh, so you gave him a standard three way.

Not a devil's three way.

Wait a minute.

We have another dude.

Oh, that's like my favorite.

I've been bugging one of my 20-year-olds.

I want like two like 20-year-olds to
just like... I don't know, to play with me.

I want that so bad.

But it's harder with guys because you have
to find two men that just like get along.

You have to find two guys that just vibe.

They're already in a relationship.

They're not gay.

They're not gay.

Oh, yeah.

I just want like two-pot 20-year-olds just
to like pass me around.

Only two?

Yeah, I don't want more than that.

Yeah, I don't want more than that.

Three, that's way too much dick.

I can't handle two.

I've got two arms.

Wait.

I'm gonna mouth in vagina.

Let's go.

Have you done it on camera more than two?

I've done it on camera.

But I mean, you know in porn.

It's like... Yeah.

I want like hot guys that I pick out.

Oh, yeah.

You can get it.

Not this guy over here next to you.

Which guy next to me?

The one on your left.

But the people listening
and for the people watching,

she's pointing to our
production assistant off camera.

Yeah.

I was told...

Stay away.

Stay away.

I know.

His heart just broke right now.

He's looking at me like, wow, yeah.

He's got a broken heart on.

I mean, it broke his heart.

Yeah, seriously.

I'm told I have to be on my best behavior
today.

He's on our crew.

So did I tell you last night I was
supposed to shoot content?

Yeah, and the guy flaked.

Yeah.

He's a flim flam.

Totally.

I mean, but rightfully so.

I get he was probably tired.

He was on set all day.

So I went over to one of my girlfriend.

She's here in Miami as well.

Her hot tub.

Do we know her?

Holly.

Holly.

Holly.

Holly.

Holly.

Holly.

Yeah, yeah.

Shut up, Holly.

Yeah.

Shut up.

And I went to her hotel.

Her hot tub and everything is 24 hours.

And I was flirting with the kid that
worked the front desk at her hotel.

What an over.

I know.

You can sit.

I know.

I'm a young man.

A young man.

A young man.

I'm flirting with this young man.

He was 22.

And I was like, take your mask off.

He was like, I can't.

The camera is like right on me.

I can't take it off.

And I was like, I know you're hot.

Like, I just want to see your nose,
your mouth.

Like, your jawline, everything.

So I was flirting with him.

He comes out to the hot tub.

And like, Holly's like, smack him.

She's like, look, here he comes.

And like, you know, we're drinking.

I'm in like, my little bikini.

Not big wolf.

And so yeah.

I almost... What do
you mean so yeah?

I was gonna ruin his life, but...
Why did you say ruin his life?

I don't get it.

Why?

Because he's never coming back from
fucking Rochelle Ryan.

I just feel like if you give it to him,
like that good.

Like if you set the bar high,
then it's like, oh shit, like all

these 20-year-old chicks that
I'm like screwing around with.

Like, why don't they do that trick?

What trick?

What trick are you doing?

That's how poor and girls are.

We just know what we're doing.

Alabama crab dangle.

Ew.

What do you mean, Ew?

What is that?

Oh, that's a good one.

It's a variant of the Canadian tractor
pool.

I don't even know what that is.

I don't think I want to know.

It's kind of like the Colombian necktie.

Yeah.

I don't know any of this stuff.

This must be Steve Joe Rogan talks about.

I like the third hour of his podcast.

Nobody ever makes it that far.

We start with that.

Yeah, we break out of the gate.

We're Joe Rogan.

We're Joe Rogan.

We're Joe Rogan's stuff.

So we start.

It'll look like him a little bit.

No, somebody goes, I'm the love child of
Joe Rogan and Johnny Sims.

Oh, yeah.

Kind of.

Hey, man, I could be my own person.

Even though I'm doing what those two guys
do at the highest level, very mediocre.

No, man, you're just another bald guy in
porn, man.

That's it.

That's it.

Another bald man in porn.

Yeah.

I mean, that market is pretty,
pretty full.

You know, I've been
working with a lot of the

young guys and they all
have a pool in their hair.

How?

I've been working with many bald men.

When I got in the industry, I had hair.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Nice.

And I was 23.

Oh, so you're 20.

Well, I remember the youth in the porn.

When I was 23?

No, what made you?

Oh, I was one of those 20-year-olds going,
oh, fuck that, I could do that.

Yeah.

I would have fucked up.

And then the difference was I went and did
it.

I'm sick of all these people.

I could do you job.

I used to fuck all day.

Well, come, honestly, here's an open
invitation.

Yup.

Come shoot a scene for us.

Oh, yeah.

I tell all the fun.

Yeah.

And ruin our day.

Yeah.

Talk about an attention span of 45
minutes.

How about waiting for three hours?

Oh, Lord.

No, I know.

I've had it, like, now
when I shoot, I mean,

like, I love, like,
young guys and stuff.

But I'm like, don't give me that clear.

Don't give me the guy.

That's his first or second scene.

I'm like, no.

Because then he's scared that he's eating
like six Viagraas.

He's sweating.

It's just his red.

I'm afraid that he's going to die.

Like, no.

Like, I don't want that.

I'm over here sweating.

And you're going to think I'm dying later.

But I don't need Viagra anymore.

You just, like, you're a polar bear.

I'm already cold.

Yeah.

I don't know why I wore long sleeves.

It was... We're in South
Florida and it was cold today.

I think it went down to 72.

It was cold.

I know.

I had to eat on it.

My hotel room.

We had a blizzard here this morning.

Yeah.

It dropped down to 70.

Right.

The wind blew and, you know, pulled it
off.

Oh, my goodness.

So how long have you been in?

You said 14 years?

14 and a half years.

I did take a little break when I was
married.

But, yeah.

14 and a half years.

It did my very first scene of my 21st
birthday.

That's awesome.

Yeah, that was all right.

Did they give you red wine?

No, I would.

And, you know what I did?

I took myself to Outback Steakhouse at
Burbank afterwards.

And, like, drink, like, strawberry
margaritas.

Nice.

That sounds great, though.

It was... it was all right.

It was cool.

Yeah, and you're still here.

So you had California?

Yeah.

California's gonna start.

Yeah.

California's gonna go to LA.

Not anymore.

Oh, my goodness.

You could give me a free house to live
there.

Yeah.

Pass.

Everyone's just rushing out here.

I'd go on the record and say crazy.

Fuck that, please.

Yeah.

For sure.

Every time I've gone, I've had a real shit
experience.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't like LA.

Too much traffic.

The traffic is me anxiety.

I'm like, no.

And just too many miserable people.

It's like, everybody goes to LA to be an
actor or musician.

And then they're working it.

Yeah.

And then they're working it cheesecake
factory.

And they're still telling you,
I'm an actor.

Yeah.

I'm like, no, you're not.

There's a very specific South
Florida doucheiness, but... Yeah.

You're right.

There really is a... Yeah.

A veneer of, like,
fake... A facade.

I know it's in Miami.

Like, people try really hard here.

Too impressive.

Right.

And talk about a facade, right?

Yeah.

They got Gucci sandals.

They drive their beamer.

Yeah.

And they go home.

And they don't have money.

Yeah.

They're like fake jewelry.

They're like renting the Ferraris in the
Lambe.

Renters.

But I'm just like... Right.

The new fad is taking pictures in private
jets.

Yes.

Yes.

Maybe they have to try that hard.

Just stop.

Just stop.

I'm going to rent a private jet to take
the picture.

No.

That was my next Instagram shoot.

Oh, man.

Just ruined it.

I want to promote the podcast.

Oh, God.

It's okay.

Yeah, we do look like parents.

I should be fucking... Yeah,
but do you like those scripts?

No.

It's weird.

Like, the whole step thing is weird.

I remember I was shooting for this company
one time and they got mad at me because I

wasn't really into the scene because it
was just, like, your steps on,

your steps on.

And they were like, you need to get into
this.

I'm like, if I had a stepson, I wouldn't
be fucking him.

I'm sorry.

I just can't get into it.

Like, I like being like my friend's hot
mom and stuff like that or whatever.

Like, you know, screw in the friend.

I'll throw it down with that.

But the whole step thing, I don't get it.

I don't get it.

But whatever.

That's weird.

Whatever.

Everybody, what is it?

Don't fetishize me or kink shame.

Kink shame me.

Oh, okay.

I was told that.

I heard you in the back.

And I have a fetish.

Me and my 20-year-olds.

Oh, you do.

Yeah, you do.

Is that really a fetish though?

It's definitely a thing.

I would say so.

Oh, okay.

I mean, it's gonna toss about a fetish.

45 minutes.

What's your fetish?

Boobs.

Oh, boobs.

Okay.

Oh, that's right.

I heard you're a boob guy.

No, no.

I'm the boob dude.

Oh, the boob dude.

Okay.

All right, cool.

You know, boob dudes are interesting
creatures.

Explain.

They just... Like, all the
super like... Well, it depends.

Where does it go for you?

Do you like like Lisa lips?

Like, boobs like out to here?

No.

Mike, only my main caveat is natural.

Oh, okay, gotcha.

So that's why you and my friend Holly.

Like, that's why she was saying,
yeah, you're into boobs.

Yeah, big boobs.

See, I get all the booty lovers now.

Oh, no, why?

Oh, no, why?

What's going on?

Why?

You saw that big old thing?

Yeah, don't show it yet.

Can't miss it.

We're gonna get things, but I don't show
it yet.

Make a word.

Make a word.

I always say real men eat pussy from the
back.

Yeah, I eat ass.

Oh, you do.

I love it.

I love a guy that just burries to face in
my booty.

Don't punch your fart box.

What a sexy character this guy,
huh?

What?

Oh, my lord.

What's that?

Was that out of the pocket?

Oh, my gosh.

Lid.

Oh, on God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

And, right, ass-eaten season, it's year
round.

Yeah.

There's no season.

There is no season to it.

Come on.

I just sit on all my 20-year-olds faces.

Yeah.

Yeah, you don't even ask, right?

You just... No, I just don't.

Now, when you say all your 20-year-olds,
how many?

Um, I like to keep a rotation of five.

You sound like 75.

It sounds like I
have, like, a... Yeah.

I have my own little rotation.

I do have, like, my starting five.

I just think it was a little bigger
before, but now she's down to five.

So I think you're... Yeah,
she has a football team.

You have a basketball team.

I have a basketball team.

I have my starting five, but I'm always
looking to change it up, though.

Damn, yeah.

You got several in the bench right now,
then.

I do.

It's a transient team.

Yeah.

It's like a judo.

Stay transferring and transfer out.

It's like, we'll see if you can stay on
the roster.

Have you shot with any of them?

Oh, yeah.

All the time.

Seriously?

Yeah, I love it.

I love it.

I give them all a chance.

Like, if they want it.

But this is personal content that you do
with them.

Oh, no.

It goes on my own.

Well, right.

Even if it goes on on your page.

Yeah, yeah.

But it's... it's out there.

For sure.

It's not like a home video.

No, no, no, no.

It's out there.

What am I going to do with a home video?

Right.

No, like... No.

A lot of times, like, when
I masturbate, I'm just

thinking of, like, good hot
sex that I've had in the past.

I mean, I can masturbate and, like,
watch the news.

Like, I watch, like, Chris Cuomo.

I'm, like, CNN.

And he's kind of hunky for an older guy.

Like, I'm not into older men at all,
but Chris Cuomo...

You've made that abundantly clear.

You've got it.

Chris Cuomo?

He would get it.

Just in case you're an older man.

Yeah, right.

You're doing that.

Uhh, you do that.

You can't dance.

You keep the things moving daily from
there.

So, the 20-year-old range, where you...

When you were that age, that was your
thing, too?

Like, guys... No, when I was, like,
younger, I wanted, like, older guys.

Right.

Now, I'm older and I want the younger
guys.

It's just how it is.

You're an ageist.

Yeah, of course.

Ooh.

Gotcha.

Yeah.

What about you?

No, no, no, no discretion.

I don't care about... I don't care
about... seriously.

Seriously.

At those big ass tits, I'm there.

Good for you.

You can suffocate it in them.

Sure.

Yeah, that's your thing.

My favorite thing is this.

Did you describe that on?

Yeah, no, no, that's exactly.

Ooh, how would you describe that?

It's a helicopter.

It's a circular motion.

Right, when the cities are bouncing up and
down, and they're creating circular,

tasselable... concentric, concentric,
circular.

Right, that's my thing.

I imagine that with tassels on the titties
or something.

Yeah, yeah.

It's showing them around.

How many, how many, 20-olds do you have
right now?

Three.

Do you have a favorite?

Yes.

Always have a favorite.

Who is it?

It's gay.

Where does he go to school?

He's you.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

they all could have used to you.

You keep saying you wanted a call.

Are you gonna call him?

I should call them.

It's Justin Bieber.

Is that how old he is?

No, he's probably much older now,
would you?

He was like my age, I think.

I don't think he's three.

Nope.

And all this stuff like athletes a little
bit if you play like for the New York

Giants and I'm kind of like, you
definitely get cut of the line.

What about, what about musicians and stuff
in DJ's?

I'm like, no, I can give two fucks.

What about Nate Robinson?

Who's that?

She's a basketball player.

Well, now he's a, well he was a boxer.

Oh, he's the one that got like sucker
punch bad, right?

No, he didn't get sucker punch.

He was knocked out.

He saw it coming.

He saw it coming.

How old is Bieber?

I can't see it's too far away.

Oh, that's a range.

Yeah.

What's a good looking dude?

Come on.

He's 26.

He's good.

Look, he's got money.

He's, I don't care about money.

I'm sorry.

I care about it in a white, a narco's
wife.

I don't care about that.

Not if it's decker.

Wait, doesn't he have a hog though,
too?

I don't know.

What do you mean?

That's a known thing.

I think so.

Really?

Bieber hogs.

Yeah, look up Bieber hogs.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, don't be gay, bro.

Show me your dick.

Swinging around like a tie.

Right.

Yeah.

You would have picked one celebrity who
you would bang.

Who would have be?

Oh, it's... I used to know it,
but it changed.

She kind of, she ruined her image.

It was Katy Perry all the way.

Oh, okay.

But now she kind of went for that whole
like, she's pregnant her.

She just had a kid, right?

Yeah, I would like that too.

She used to be like
a beautiful... and I

think she went for the
hardcore feminist look.

Like she chopped off her hair.

Oh, yeah.

I think she got a bunch of tats and... I
don't mind tattoos, but like, she just

went for like, oh, you like me just like
me because I'm beautiful.

That's not good.

Like, now she doesn't look that good.

Scarlett Joe.

Oh, yeah.

She's got that big old natural tip,
too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I like her voice.

Yeah, she's hot.

Rachel Maddow.

She's hot, too.

Yeah.

We were talking about that last night.

Oh, Rachel Maddox.

Rachel Maddox.

Rachel Maddox again in that.

Yeah, for sure.

For sure.

For me to masturbate, too.

Like when you're whacking off.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

I'm in a relationship.

Oh, okay.

Well, all right.

Well, then you're going to be out then.

The late Ruth gay.

Yeah.

Not my... I don't know who my girlfriend
is.

Huge.

Oh, really?

A huge heart.

Huge heart.

Huge titties.

I'm missing.

My girl has cannons.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

I said this before in a podcast.

Okay.

I've seen thousands of tits.

I bet.

They're the nicest ones I've ever seen.

You'd better say that.

Oh, I'm not just saying that.

She knows it, too.

She knows that I actually think that.

Yeah.

And my rating skill is very... what will I
say?

Scrupulous.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

I'll give away easy nines.

So, put that in your head.

Okay.

That's my highlight.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

He's a love.

She's a strong 7.8.

You know?

Yeah.

You're like a date port or when he does
like his... Yeah, right.

He's a repeat.

I love him.

I always watch those.

Well, he said he liked barstable.

I love barstable.

I love port.

I think he's going to run for president.

No, it's him and Elon.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

I think they're making like t-shirts and
stuff like that.

I would totally vote for Dave.

Yeah.

I mean, his name is El Pres.

I would 100% vote for him.

Yeah.

He's cool people.

I love him.

I was trying to like knock off him and do
a chicken wing like review.

I would like deep throat the chicken wing
and stuff.

But then I was like chicken wings aren't
that fun.

And it's not like it's really not sexy
watching me deep throat.

There's already a chicken wing show too.

Yeah.

Oh, there is.

Hot ones.

Hot ones.

Yeah.

Oh, what channel?

It's on YouTube.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

NBC picked it up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's a big deal now.

Sean Evans is a great host.

Oh, okay.

Well, I look like Sean Evans too.

Yeah, you know, he's a great host.

He's a good-looking man.

He's a... his name is Sean.

He's bald, bald white.

What's this on there?

Oh, man.

A lot of works.

You know what?

You know what?

If you were to ask Lou to sum up Sean and
one like me and one word white.

I don't know.

I saw you were eating back there for
lunch.

You are very white.

I saw that.

I'm a land chicken soup.

What the fuck are you chicken soup?

Hey, dude.

You wasn't hot sauce?

No.

No.

No dude.

No.

I ate chicken noodle soup with very
appropriate saltine crack.

Unbelievable man.

Oh, boy.

Nice.

You're something man.

You got something.

Or like, I have a glass of milk with it.

Like, I saw white.

No, I had sweet teeth.

Oh, very, right there.

Wow.

No.

I like, I love to cook.

I'm a home chef.

I make my own hot sauce.

That's been really soon.

So, yeah, I like flavor.

That hot sauce.

That I tried was really good, man.

Thank you.

That last one.

It might be a sponsor of the next one.

Oh, shit.

What do we drop in merch?

I hate the bell, but like and subscribe.

God, those people are fucking awesome.

What happened?

One person.

That's the problem with right on God and
all this.

People hear one thing.

That goes popular.

And then, oh, I have to do that.

I have to, like, those ugly fucking shoes
that people wear.

But it was.

The easiest?

No, those aren't bad.

No, these are, they're not costs.

Yeah.

Oh, they do like the easiest.

They're auditors.

Oh, oh, I actually know now that I look at
them.

But look, so here, I wear these too
because they're no logos.

I know I'm saying the name out, but like,
you know, in porn, you know, it's for sure.

I'm saying I want to invent a clothing
line where it's like, no tags,

no logos, just like good, like sexy stuff.

You can get on easily.

Like, they do make that though.

Whoa.

There's Forever 21.

No, no, no, I forget the name.

And shameless plug on that for them.

But I wish I knew the name.

But you can order stuff on Amazon that's
just unbranded.

Oh, I mean, yeah, like stuff like that.

But I mean, half the time for chicks.

It doesn't look good.

or whatever.

No, there's some stuff we've seen.

Like, yeah.

All right, we'll put me on game after
this.

She has, she got a bunch of chewing stuff.

Sorry unbranded name that we can't plug
it.

That's your fault.

We're not having a look.

That's a problem.

That's a problem when you don't have a
look.

Well, just keep shopping on Amazon.

Yeah, you need more money.

Right.

I have an Amazon addiction.

Like, I'm waiting for my UPS guy to be
like, okay, lady, enough.

Stop shopping.

Everybody right now.

And then, right, the
three, that's what I don't get

three different Amazon's
will show up at the same day.

Like, put it in the same van, dude.

All right.

Right.

Right.

One shows up at noon, which was a before
and once was about eight.

It's like, what?

Right.

And you can order something for a dollar
and it shows up tomorrow.

How does that business model work?

I don't understand.

I ordered this pen.

So let's put it in, uh, yeah, an eight by
eight foot by eight foot.

Yeah.

It's ridiculous packing peanuts.

Why, what do you order on Amazon?

Everything.

Everything in anything.

Like, all my... Like, I'm my cleaning
supplies, everything.

I just don't like having to leave the
house some days.

Like, I get my groceries delivered with
the Amazon Prime, everything.

Really?

Yeah.

Are you a home body?

A little bit.

A little bit.

Like, when I was younger,
I used to want to, like, go

out and go to, like,
nightclubs and stuff like that.

And now, like, I think
with feature dancing too,

that's gotten out of
my system a little bit.

Now, I'm just kind of like, you know what?

Like, when you're feature
dancing and you're in the

strip clubs, you know, it's
almost like you're going out.

So when I do get down time, I'm like,
oh, I just want to be at home with my dogs.

So I'm like a bottle of wine, a 20 year
old.

I'm fucking good.

There you go.

I'll watch my Giants play.

Like, I'm good.

I'll look.

This episode is sponsored by 20 year old.

I love you.

I love all of them.

You said earlier that you're not easy.

Maybe it's not easy to sleep with you.

But your type is super easy.

It's not too difficult.

Like, every other guy out there is writing
themselves off.

Like, whoa.

I don't do that.

I don't have that.

I fucking hate wine.

We got a bunch of 20 year olds right now
collecting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Give cars to take it to Red Lobster.

Jesus.

Better, baby.

Biscuits, baby.

Jesus.

One of my 20 year olds for us.

No, I'm getting into a story.

Call.

Let's call like that.

Let's see if he's by his phone right now.

Tell the story in the meantime.

Who, like, give us context of who this 20
year old is.

Is this the one that you won't fuck?

Yes.

Is he here in Miami?

No.

He's in Richmond.

Okay.

Does he play baseball football?

You know what?

He didn't answer my text from 18 minutes
ago.

Do you think I should still try calling
out?

Just try it.

You talked about Martin.

Does he have a calling card?

He is.

I mean, it's not a weekend yet.

All right.

Remember when that was a thing?

I do.

Everyone, like, free long distance wasn't
even a thing.

And a 10, 10, 2, 20 came around.

Yeah.

All calls up to 20 minutes.

You're not an instance.

They didn't add on that on sex in the
city.

They were talking about that.

It's ringing.

I hear it ringing.

Yes, you do.

Put it on speaker.

I've scared you because I'm afraid he's
going to see something crazy.

All right.

He's 21 year old, too.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

No.

No.

No.

There we go.

9-1-1.

We just heard seven something.

What's his full name?

Yeah.

Please.

What's his address?

Oh, I do have his address.

I bet you do.

I don't know why you want to fuck that
out.

Just a let down here.

I'll take that part.

Just a let down of all let down.

I know.

I know.

I like getting the ones.

He just seems
like... I don't know.

I like getting the ones that I know I'm
going to like scare in a sense.

Where they're like, they look like
terrified just laying there.

You are.

You have some deep-rooted issues.

She likes the air in the headlight.

I do not.

Can't shame her.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't shame you with your boobs.

Yes, I do.

She says.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

I must go in glitter and make an apology
now.

I want a long... Do you
have a... 140 characters?

Yup.

And please retweet.

Okay.

I will.

I don't want to.

Wait, hold on.

I did just realize something too.

I'm clearly out of your range.

Because we've never worked together.

We've never fought.

Never.

It's crazy.

This is going to be cool.

I know.

Here on the Bang podcast.

We are going to fuck for the first time.

I know.

I'm kind of scared.

Why?

Because I'm holding.

I'm holding.

Not bad.

Well, not good.

Okay.

Well, you are a little older.

Yeah.

I know.

And I don't have big boobs.

So you're probably not going to leave
either.

I'm sorry.

You got big boobs.

Like, not big.

Like, you sound like you, like,
big, super cute.

Oh, those are awesome.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Cool.

Also, boobs are awesome.

All boobs are awesome.

Yeah.

Rarely do I see it pair of tits and go
something went wrong there.

I seen a few of those.

Like, and then that is strip clubs for 17
years.

You see a lot of tits real.

You see them all.

So welcome to Dr. Forbidden to his office.

This is my first one.

Are you ready?

No, man.

Good Lord.

Trust me we've seen that too.

I know.

Sometimes, like, back
in the day, like, a lot

of strip clubs they
would do, like, day shifts.

And where they would have, like,
the features.

The beast one.

Yeah.

And it's like, oh, I see why you're a day
shifter now.

I hear a day shift.

You know what?

In my hands.

In my scissor hands.

I've been to one of those plenty of those
day shifts, whatever.

And they still have hotties.

No, no, no, no.

Miami.

There's a 24 hour strip club here.

This is Miami.

That's a whole different.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

For sure.

All the time.

Sometimes, noon is the best time to go,
because it's a mustaze.

Yeah.

The food is so good.

Yeah.

A lot of strip clubs have amazing food,
believe it or not.

Yeah, amazingly.

Yeah.

It's really good food.

I love to eat.

So I'm a big booty girl.

I love to eat.

So when you go, like,
feature dancing, do

you tour around to a
lot of different cities?

Or how's that?

I do.

So during football
season, a lot of strip club

owners, they know that I'm
a huge New York Giants fan.

So they book me in cities.

Like, if the Giants are
playing the Steelers,

they'll book me in
Pittsburgh that weekend.

So I just kind of go all over.

And I love dancing.

You know, I started off as a dancer before
I got into the adult film business.

And I love it.

I love the strip club industry.

And it's just, you know, it's amazing.

And I've established really
good relationships with a

lot of the managers at
clubs and a lot of the staff.

And I talked to all of them, like,
all the time.

So, yeah, it's like your own little
dysfunctional family.

Yeah.

Strip club people get it, though.

You know what I mean?

Like, when you're in that lifestyle and
stuff, like you understand, almost like

with people in the, you know, in our
business too.

Like, we get it.

So.

Yeah, what?

You know, just kind of, you know,
just how we are.

Like, a lot of us are very, like,
non-judgmental.

And, you know... You know...
You know, set people's differences.

For sure, yeah.

You know, you don't cross certain
boundaries and stuff like that.

And, you know, a lot of times
people, you know, in the strip

club industry as well as the
adult industry, they get that.

So... Yeah.

And right, if you're going into a strip...

Oh, you're talking about the people who
work there.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All the staff, not...
The customers know.

Right.

I would have seen some drunk fuckboy who's
29.

Probably over steps his boundaries often.

I've kicked a few of them.

That's why some of the biggest bouncers
I've ever seen.

Believe it or not, when I
play college ball, two of the

kids that were on my team
were bouncers at a strip club.

Oh, really?

It's fun.

They love it.

I mean, they're getting eye candy.

They're getting cash every night.

You know what I mean?

Oh, they were the two biggest kids in the
team.

Oh, yeah.

And then they get to beat up people to
throw them out.

And it's like this awesome.

It's like, yeah, it's every kid's dream.

Young man.

So wild story they get to tell about a
club.

An incident in a club or something?

To what?

Like, what's a wild story you could tell us
about something that happened in a club?

Oh, I've seen so many.

I was booked for one time out of gig and
Connecticut.

And the hell's the angels came and like
raided the club as I was in there,

like shots were firing off.

And the owner was like this gangster,
like Italian.

And they literally like locked me in the
back office.

Like, he's like, he
like dumped out his

briefcase, like two,
like, canned guns fell out.

And he was like, just stay here.

It was pretty scary.

I was scared.

And then one time I was in Jackson,
Mississippi.

And there was an incident that happened.

Like, just like a big bar fight and stuff.

Like, they were literally like picking up
bar stools, throwing them.

I mean, the bar tenders were hiding.

It was just a huge brawl and stuff like
that.

And of course, it was right
before I was about to go out

for my last show of the night
when the crowd was packed.

I mean, that would have been like the big
money making one of the night.

And I was just like, fuck man.

Like, yeah.

So I was pretty pissed.

But yeah, I've seen some crazy.

I've seen a lot of crazy shit.

Like, I keep saying I need
to write a book on like some

of the stuff that I've seen
in strip clubs over the years.

Where's the best place to dance?

Oh my gosh, I have so many favorite.

I have a lot of favorite cities because
I'm friends with like the managers and a

lot of the bar tenders and people that
just work there.

Like Providence, Rhode Island, the
Cadillac lounge, great club, Nashville.

I think we were talking about Nashville
earlier.

Nashville is just like a fun city.

And we're in Texas.

Where else?

Oh, I got to go to Alaska.

Alaska was cool.

That was really cool.

Oh, is that like, yeah.

I went...

I was in Anchorage, Alaska.

They booked me the weekend of my birthday,
which is in July.

So it was when they were having their 20
hours a day like stuff.

Still snowing.

Oh, yeah.

Like you go to the club and it's kind of
like dusk at like 11 o'clock at night.

And it was cool.

There's just so many
dudes and there's so much

money just because
of the oil business there.

So they're just...

Take, like you're literally going home
with like duffel bags of cash.

Like I feel... I felt like my own
Rick Ross, like get on the plane.

Like duffel bag boy.

Yeah, so... Yeah,
so many fun cities.

So what are the other fun cities that you
strip in?

Did I take my clothes off in?

Um, gosh.

I think I hit like all the hotspots.

Oh, anywhere in Florida.

Florida's fun.

Miami.

Oh, God.

Gang gang.

Yeah, you know it.

You know what?

Like... No, I probably
shouldn't tell that story.

I'm not going to say it.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I'm not going to.

There we go.

Oh, because they might book me again.

Okay.

We'll just don't tell...
Don't say the name.

No, I don't know.

It's too obvious.

Oh, man, damn.

You know the club right off of 86.

Listen.

We'll see you for the next time we come.

Okay.

All right, cool.

Next time.

Next time for sure.

I do have a crazy story.

So one time I was at this club in Texas.

It was in... It doesn't
matter what it was.

I think it was Houston.

But, um, anyhow, I was going in.

And it was a club
that wanted like a five,

nine and like midnight
for their show times.

Like, because they know like they're
crowds and it's bigger or whatever.

So in between my
five and my nine show, I

got to leave go back
to my hotel, get dinner.

Says I'm leaving this crazy dancer like
comes running up to me.

And she was like, do you have a condom?

And I was like, no.

And... Because
obviously... No, whatever.

I don't need one.

Literally.

She literally ripped a piece
of the black trash bag off of the

trash can that was in like the
like getting ready to go outside.

And she was like, this will work.

And I was just like, did I...

Did this girl really just ripped a piece
of the black trash bag?

You didn't even use that.

If you're gonna do that.

That's worse than not using it.

Yeah.

That is the most ratchet thing I've heard
all day.

It was... Oh yeah.

It was amazing.

It was amazing.

It was amazing.

That was amazing.

But I was just kind of like, Jesus.

Like, okay, girl.

Like... Did she look
halfway to you sooner?

I mean... No, it's not at all.

Girls that are doing that and the clubs
never look good.

Like, that's like the last one.

Like, the hot chicks.

Like, they're getting the guys to massage
them during the dances.

Oh, damn.

They're like, I've got a dancer for you.

You're gonna massage and rub me.

Like, you should feel grateful to touch
me.

Like... That's what they do.

That's what they do.

So the stripping...
Shut up, John.

You're sick.

What?

Hey, again, we're working on our diction
and our contemporary colloquialisms.

Okay.

All right.

Hey, we can speak properly.

But nobody's interested in that.

Look, I'm trying to talk like a
20-year-old.

I'm trying to get you wet here.

Bags.

I know.

Speaking of wet, right.

Diego's set as I look like his fingers
have been in the pool for 20 minutes.

Oh, God.

And he is not wrong.

No, I know.

It's a clever burn.

It's... I'm not mad at it.

That's pretty good.

You need to say something back.

No, I'm not a roaster.

Oh, okay.

Is Rogan is he a roaster?

Your face is.

No.

No.

They can't get him, huh?

That's just getting that clear.

Yeah, I don't think Rogan.

I don't think he's a roaster.

No.

I don't get much out of it.

Look, if it's clever like that,
I appreciate it.

I don't.

I'm not really that good at it.

And I don't really stand to benefit too
much from making other people feel bad.

Yeah.

I'm in porn because I want to make people
feel good.

I'm not really good at that either,
but...

Yeah, here we are.

Okay.

I'll be the judge of that.

I have that.

There you go.

There you go.

You give me one, too.

Okay.

I will, too.

You know, this shouldn't be a thing.

I wonder if they do that.

Like a... Like a... Like
a... Like a... Like a...

Like a...

How'd you do?

Well, I mean, I guess the fans rate,
right?

Yeah.

True.

Which is why I always request,
but I don't want to work with brand brand

new guys, because I'm like, nope,
been there, done that, down that road.

Yeah.

They make you look just as bad as I am.

It brings your scene rating down.

Like fans are disappointed because they're
like, oh, you know what I mean?

Like his dick was up, down.

And then it's like, then they want to
blame the girl.

I'm like, mmm.

Not a player.

Blame him.

Yeah.

Do you look at your scene ratings?

Yes.

Do you read comments?

No, no, I try not to because you'll really
like... You'll start beating yourself up.

You're like, oh, God.

I watch the trailers to my porn,
and that's about it.

I have a pretty good...

I have a pretty good anecdote about why
nobody should ever read comments.

Well, because a lot of times they just
want to get a reaction out of you.

And here's the thing too, right?

Nobody knows what they want.

Everybody wants something different.

We shot a scene.

And the two top comments were, please,
please, please shave your bush immediately.

Right underneath
that was... To the girl?

Yeah.

Please, please, please, never shave your
bush.

Exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, it's the... What the
dichotomy of man alone.

Yeah, you can't please everybody.

It's like, you know what I mean?

The duality of man alone.

Yeah.

Some guys are like, you know, why do you
have tan lines?

Get rid of them.

Well, you know what?

I think they're sexy.

Also, go fuck yourself.

Exactly.

Like, I love my tan lines.

They're sexy.

They make me happy.

Fuck off.

You're gonna get rid of the tan lines and
you're gonna upset somebody else.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Can't please everybody.

I'm like, whatever.

If you love me, if not kick rocks,
whatever.

Keep it moving.

Absolutely.

I'm still here.

No, and that confidence is important.

Yeah, for sure.

Especially because in this industry,
we're putting ourselves out on a,

you know, on a platform that exposes us a
hundred percent.

I mean, there's nothing being hidden.

I mean, we're out there.

So it's just, yeah.

You're just spreading assholes and...

The joys of life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I had a present.

I don't mind.

I don't mind.

I don't mind either.

What's the first time you saw your
butthole?

Mine?

Oh, God, I don't remember.

Blue has a butthole finish.

Yeah, if you have a...

Oh, interesting.

Okay.

You like it, like, I don't know.

I like it perfect.

Perfect.

When it's perfect, circular, you
know, that's... Like a bit of a bullseye.

Like... Exactly.

I think mine's nice.

It's a nice turd cutter.

Oh, no.

Gross.

Gross.

Mine's a virgin.

A beautiful stove.

A virgin.

Wait, let's go back for that.

Wait, oh, you've never done anal?

I did a girl girl anal.

And that's it.

How does a girl girl anal work?

Just a strap on.

And it was hell.

I... Now, if there are any
women that are listening

to this, do never do
anal with a strap on.

Why, well... I thought it would
be easier, but oh, dear God, no.

I was terrible.

Dude seemed to like it.

Pagan is huge.

Oh, this chicken did not like it at all.

It's just because a strap
on is just... It's so hard.

It's plastic.

It doesn't move.

It doesn't bend.

Like, it's not going anywhere.

And it was just...
It was brutal.

Like, glass toys are nice.

Like, I'll use them on myself.

But yeah, I just was not into it.

I wish I could break my booty in.

But it's just...
I don't like it.

I don't do it at home.

I don't...

So it's not gonna happen on camera.

And like, it annoys me like
you're saying about, these and

everybody's some fans like,
when are you gonna finally do anal?

I'm like, look, if you love me,
you love me.

Why does it matter what hole I take it in?

Like, shut up.

Like, seriously.

And people are always gonna ask for that
extra inch.

For sure.

I was like, if I was to do an anal scene,
like, let's say today was gonna happen.

It's like, when are you gonna do a double
anal?

What are you gonna do?

All right.

Forget it.

And then what is double anal?

That's called camping, right?

I don't know.

It's like, it is.

It's called camping.

Camping.

Yeah.

When both your cocks are snug in.

In the anal cavity of the rectum.

Yes.

Great.

Right.

No.

I'm cool.

I'm cool too.

We've already established on this show
that I'm not a fan of anal.

Yeah.

But what about if you have to shoot like a
boy boy girl scene?

He's not it.

I haven't done it.

Yeah.

Well, I know you have.

But it doesn't matter.

It's no big deal.

Right.

It depends on the guy, though.

Like, as weird as it sounds.

Yeah.

That's the... It is.

It's almost more important than the girl.

That's why I haven't been able to find two
20-year-olds to fuck me.

It's impossible.

You have to find two 20-year-olds who are
cool friends.

Not gay.

Not weird at all.

Or just... That's impossible.

No.

They have to be kind of by, though.

No.

No.

Not at all.

I was just about to say that too.

No.

Is that the same?

I was just about to say that too.

Honestly, I have never double teamed more
women with someone else.

Then JMA.

Yeah.

And you guys are very alpha males
like... Dude, it's the antithesis of gay.

Once you get over that hole,
I should feel uncomfortable

and just ride the wave
and just stay in pocket.

It's fine.

And you're just going to be like,
See in this podcast?

Just ride the wave.

Because here's
the... Ride the wave.

If you're watching three or something,
it's like a girl getting double teamed.

If you like watching that, you're there
doing it.

Like, yeah, I know.

Maybe you know the guy, but just get over
it.

It's not that way.

What do you ever do it on your personal
life?

I've done it in my personal life,
really.

Oh, I want it so bad in my personal life.

Like really bad.

Yeah.

Like really bad.

I mean, you guys... You
can make that happen.

Yeah, seriously.

Come on.

I think your caveats are a little
incorrect.

You just have to find
like two guys that are just

cool and just down to
do it and stuff like that.

It's really not that easy.

And then like, some
of them... They just...

They don't know how to act because they've
never had it.

They've never done that.

So it's just kind of like, Oh,
shit.

I'm sure you'll get plenty of
propositions.

Yeah.

I hope so.

Please, bring it on.

Inbox full of... Yeah.

I'm ready.

I'll start the screening process.

Yeah.

And then right, take him.

Like, hey, Joe, meet Jeff.

Jeff, meet Joe.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Cause it could be more awkward if you know
the guy.

Like, yo bro, why were you looking at me?

Yeah.

Well, that's how it is in porn a little
bit too.

That's happened to me with two guys.

I've...

I've... I've worked
with... With dudes.

And like, we've... I've
worked with both of our girls.

And he even said he is guys on his in-o
list.

And I was like, what?

Yeah.

Cause what are you doing, bro?

Cause... Cause there's
been some guys they'll take...

They'll take it to the next
level where they're like

rubbing their nuts on the
dude's leg and all this stuff.

So yeah.

Or right, you know, camping.

Going back to camping.

I don't want to go camping.

That's right.

We're not going camping.

I've never... I've never done camping.

Yeah.

You want to see my butt?

Yeah.

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

Okay.

All right.

Thanks podcast.com, right?

Yeah.

What do we do here that's different?

No.

20 year olds.

Oh, yes.

We fuck on this podcast.

Look in the camera and say that.

We fuck on this podcast, the bang podcast.

.com.

We're about to get into that area where if
you're not on bangpodcast.com.

Sign up, guys.

Come on.

Yeah.

You have an award-winning booty,
right?

I do.

I don't know.

Why an award on the Howard Stern Show?

No, I appreciate that.

You're going to win an award here today on
our show.

Thank God.

Yeah.

What do you get to give me?

I'm going to figure it out.

You get me to do some wiener.

But it is some wiener.

Hold on.

Oh, you know, you really need to get a
different couch.

I sink into that couch.

Don't tell us what to do.

Okay.

Yes, dad.

Oh, there she is.

There we go.

Nice.

All about the 20 year old.

All right.

Yeah.

You can't be the dominant one the whole
time.

Shit.

I know.

That is going to be a thing to all these.

This is going to be called the golden
oldie ever.

So we're back to the 60s, 70s and
everything today.

It's been a long time since I've smashed a
dude who's like my age.

So really?

How long?

To it.

I honestly can't remember.

A week?

No.

Over a week?

Well, personally, it's been a while,
right?

It's been... Personally,
a really long time.

But even on camera, maybe a long time.

So yeah, I can't remember.

So here we go.

Let's do it.

Game on today.

Yeah, let's stand up.

Turn around, show this, that booty.

Oh.

And pull that dress up really nice and
slowly.

Would you want to see first?

Do it slowly.

Do it, but your butt first.

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

Make sure all of that is in the frame.

Yeah, there you go.

Work out.

Yeah.

Beautiful flowers, by the way.

Oh, thank you.

I should have decided.

Yeah.

Mr. Miami.

Yeah, that's nice.

Look at that.

The heartbreaking boot.

I see that now.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I wish you could give me a booty rub.

Can you reach it?

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, come on.

Yeah.

What do you like?

Do you like it in spanked?

No.

It's like rubs.

Okay.

She wants rubs.

And move the mic closer.

Come out there.

Yeah, here we go.

Yeah.

There we go.

Now I can hear you.

Oh, you rub that butt.

Bring it back.

Yeah.

How it's soft.

I know.

It's so soft.

Let me ask you about the clubs,
I think.

Did you, um...

Yeah, damn.

Now I'm going to distract it over your
home.

No.

That when you go to clubs, not all of them
are full nudity.

So do you care about that?

Oh, no.

It's actually sometimes it's kind of
awkward when it is full nude.

Because you just see the guy's eyes just
go straight to the vagina.

Right.

Or the bow.

Or the butt hole.

Or the butt hole in this case.

I have a, I have a fully nude stripper
story.

If you want to take your, take your dress
off.

Oh, okay.

Down in Key West.

It's already popping.

That's fine.

Down in Key West, fully nude.

The girl got, like, stepped off the stage
and, like, onto, like, the...

I don't even know what area you would call
it, like, where you lean up against.

She squatted down, inserted my body's beer
bottle into her vagina.

Nice.

Clenched and stood back up with a beer
bottle in her, in her twat.

And then squatted back down and gave it
back on the table.

Oh, that's awesome.

Only legal in Key West.

Wow.

No, there's some others.

He got a new beer.

That's what was going to say, the beer
wasn't empty.

Wasn't it?

No, it was, like, half full.

Wow.

He got another beer.

I used to be able to, like, pick a beer
bottle up with my ash cheeks and,

like, bounce and, like, shake it up and
shit.

Like, $10 up with, like, your buttons up.

That's cool.

That's awesome, though.

I, like, even when I
see the girls in the full

nude clubs, dance them
with butt plugs in them.

Nice.

Like, you'll just see them at,
yeah.

I haven't seen that one, though.

Oh, yeah.

Why would the butt plug just cause it's
fun?

I seen it in Providence, Rhode Island.

I like the girls, yeah.

I think that's their state motto.

Yeah, dance with butt plugs in.

Dance with butt plugs in.

Dance with butt plugs in.

Holy shit.

Yeah, I haven't seen that in a club.

I'm sure you get plenty of tips for that
one, that.

Oh, my gosh.

That's a straight home.

Oh, okay.

We all nice reserved.

You know, Rhode Island was the smallest
state, right?

Did you know that it has the longest name?

It's actual name is Rhode Island State and
Providence's.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

How ridiculous, right?

Yeah, very, very nice.

Also, who gives a shit?

Look at those tits.

Yeah, seriously.

God damn.

No, I'm like, yeah, whatever.

You're not that big, you're like floppy,
but...

You think we're good.

Yeah, we're good.

Like, natural titties.

You work out, huh?

I do.

You work out.

Fuck yeah, she does.

Oh, you like my six pack.

Look at that.

I love a six pack.

I love a six pack.

You know a lot of crap food since I've
been here a little bit.

Full case is better,
but... Holy shit.

What's the six pack?

Dead jokes.

What's your routine?

Like, what do you work out?

Like, what do you do yoga?

I do everything.

I do hot yoga.

I work out.

I work out with a trainer.

I do it all.

I get naked on camera, so we have to stay
in shape.

Right.

Uh...

We... Yeah.

Oh, you don't.

Dad bought... Dad bought a hat.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

Step it down.

Yeah.

Dad bought a...

Oh, no.

I love you, Sean.

Made that belly button jiggle.

Yeah.

That's a new fetish.

Belly jiggle.

Belly button jiggle.

Are you flexible?

Am I?

Yeah.

Sort of kind of.

I didn't really stretch today.

Let's see what you do.

I don't go too far.

We're going to lose you.

Stay like as close to the couch as
possible.

Oh, well, I can't do what I was going to
do.

Like, you know what I'm doing?

I just want to help her.

You've got another cover.

I can kind of like... I can do
splits and I'm a little bendy.

Bendy.

I do yoga, so... Yeah.

What's your favorite yoga position?

I don't know.

Downward dog.

Is that what I was supposed to say?

No, you're supposed to say whatever it is.

Pigeon pigeons the best.

And then like frog.

It's been like opened your hips up.

It's not sexy.

Oh.

I mean, pigeon.

It's a terrible.

Yeah.

It doesn't sound sexy at all.

Do you come off your feet on pigeon?

No.

You're kind of like... You got your
one leg kind of like tucked in and stuff.

And your back leg is like kick back and
stuff.

It's like your hip and your butt.

Yeah.

All the good stuff.

So what?

I guess... What do I do now?

You like that?

We like that.

Yeah, nipples are great.

Like my near tattoo represent my giants.

Didn't say nothing about that.

Listen, I was getting in hard and you keep
bringing up the fucking giants.

You're seeing... You look
like a Dallas Cowboys fan.

You're a Patriots fan.

Oh, you're a Dolphins fan.

I'm so sorry.

72, baby.

1972.

That's all you guys have.

Yes.

It's the only argument that there is.

That's...

You can't fix perfection.

Yeah, right.

You're a defensive coordinator.

Do you think he can bust it?

Like buy his like hooker?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

He did like a face down with him.

Like snore and blow.

Like right before the team
was about to like... Yes.

Oh, man.

What was that guy's name?

I can't remember that was freaking
awesome.

I'm like only in Miami.

Yes.

And your defense was like chilling at that
season too.

Right.

And they're like no wonder why.

Yeah.

That's fucking wired.

So I'm sure that's big with your fans,
though.

That you like a lot of sports stuff.

Oh, yeah.

I like football and boxing.

I love controlled violence.

Mm-hmm.

That's all violence.

Just kidding.

Just kidding.

I am a milph.

Don't be joking.

All right.

We're going to do like pile driver.

We're going to do pile driver.

Oh, wait.

That's the last question I'll ask before
before we start fucking.

We've never had sex before.

Okay.

We haven't had sex for the first time
today.

Yeah.

And what do you want to do?

I don't know.

You want to do the basic four positions.

The porn does.

Or you want to try something.

Do you want to do an Alabama crab dangle?

Do you want to do a Canadian porch swing?

It's not dangerous.

Oh, yeah.

That's not stable.

And listen, you definitely...

I know you already don't
want to do a Canadian

porch swing or a
Kentucky track to pull.

Oh, yikes.

No.

All right.

Sorry.

That's okay.

You're probably going to be so bored with
me.

Yawn.

I know.

So what do you like though?

What are some of your favorite positions?

What hits the right spot?

Uh, I like... 20-year-olds, bro.

Yeah.

20-year-olds.

I like hiding... I do.

I love riding dick.

I love, like, when they just, like,
terrified.

Regular hug, girl?

Yeah.

I love being on top.

And you want to know what's so funny?

Oh, you like it because tits are in the
face.

Yes.

And it's so funny.

When you first got here
to do hair and makeup,

I was like, what don't
you want to talk about?

You're like, fucking positions and shit.

Don't let me dump stuff.

All right.

How about we stop talking?

Okay.

Let's stop talking.

All right.

I'm out of here, then.

It's kind of funny because I'm
older than... I'm way older than you.

Way older.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, so messy.

So nice.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

You're fucking hard.

I love it.

Oh.

I knew I was cock hungry today,
didn't it?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I'm laughing at big lips right around
there.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, oh, my.

It's a big like a pro.

Mm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

You want to get out of those pants?

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

I made a sloppy mustache.

That's fine.

My boobs are almost as big as your head
is.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

There you go.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Yeah.

I think we got sloppy.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Thank you.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

I love to suck carcass.

You can tell.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Can I get on top of that?

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

You want to help me pull my panties down?

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

You like that booty, that soft ass?

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes.

Squeeze them cheeks.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yes.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Mm.

Can I tap that monster?

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

It's so big.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

You're stretching that pussy out.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, you're usually better at this.

Oh, yeah.

It's running.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Here we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, pussy's so sweet.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh, my.

Yeah.

You're just in a me.

Oh.

You're just me.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

We're gonna have some homemade banana.

Yes.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's something.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh.

Yeah, I can go in.

Oh.

Yeah, it's okay.

Oh.

Yeah, it's just.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I could keep.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're like me, perhaps I ran on you.

Yeah.

Hey, that's gonna have booty meat on you.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's gonna be like, um.

Yeah.

Oh, order.

Yes.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I can those cheeks, fuck me.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Yeah, pretty much.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, right.

That fucking thickness.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Here, here, here, here.

And let me taste it.

Yes.

Yes.

You know you do.

Oh, fuck.

How do you want me to do this?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, it's giving to me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, it's not raining saying me.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, that's too big.

Ah, it is.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, yes.

You want some deck?

Yeah, just please.

Oh, the tweezers.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

Ah, whoa!

Oh, there's this.

Take a look.

Oh, yes.

Yes, I'm good.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I get it in here.

Here.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Uhhhhh.

You can't see him.

She can't see him.

She can't see him.

She can't see him.

She can't see him.

She's just, she just... I...

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love you,
I love you, I love you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Ah, yes.

Oh, yes.

Here it's me.

I'm here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Oh, here.

Here.

Oh, here.

Here, here we go.

Here, here we go.

Here.

Put the And

now we are

back, we are back.

The blush in the face?

Okay.

Yeah.

It's up to come in.

Oh, it's up.

Yeah.

It's like that.

It's so fucking hard for me.

Yes.

Yeah, I do.

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, it's okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Fuck.

I will come on your podcast anytime you
want me.

Yeah.

Which podcast is that?

Bang podcast.com.

Oh.

Yes.

Welcome back to the Bang podcast here.

I'm Sean Wallace.

You're joined by the amazing beautiful
little morning star.

Off of the wings we got Diego.

Hello.

Hello.

And of course, Big Lou.

What up?

How's everybody doing today?

Pretty good.

Awesome.

All right.

We have plucked you out of obscurity.

And hopefully you're going to bring you to
super start up.

I hope so.

Yeah.

You want to get famous, huh?

Well.

Yes and no.

But, you know, I try.

Why yes?

Well, I know.

Well, I mean, I want to be famous.

But, you know, I still have family to
worry about.

So, I just want some people to find out
and some people to not find out.

Oh.

Who do you want to find out?

Well, like everybody except my family.

Oh, yeah.

That's a toll.

Yeah.

You got high hopes.

I guess.

I know.

Yeah.

So, she never shot before, never shot.

Right.

So, we're going to sit here.

Just once, two days ago, actually,
was my first time.

So, how did it go?

I had a blast.

Yeah, you see.

Me too.

Good.

Good.

So, yeah, it was awesome.

The coolest thing about
that was right at the end

where, like, usually
everybody kind of scatters.

And runs away and, like, I don't know,
try to collect her thoughts.

You sat there in the
moment and I remember you

went, this is the
greatest job in the world.

Yes.

I was like, this is my dream job.

That's what you said.

This is my dream job.

That's awesome.

Yes.

That's all.

I'm not gonna lie, you know.

I love it.

Yeah.

Yes.

It's true.

As soon as we were done, she was like,
she came to the realization.

Yeah.

Exactly.

And then she was like, I just made a
porno.

Yeah.

I dream job.

Yeah.

We had to ask you onto the podcast here
because, A, I mean, look at you.

Not many girls start out and are already
as attractive as you.

And you did a very good scene for your
first time.

Like, usually there's a lot to learn.

You have to want people to the process of
just basically a typical day.

And you took to it, like... I guess I
practiced.

Like, a dog to water.

She's a natural.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So here on the bank podcast, we're gonna
have sex today too.

After we talk to her, we're gonna get to
know her.

And then we are going to shoot a scene
right here, right here on the spot.

That's good.

Yeah.

That's gonna be the first ever podcast
history.

Right.

First girl, but like, first climber.

First thing?

Yeah.

I'm excited.

This is gonna be cool.

Yeah.

Me too.

Cool.

Yeah.

So let's get to know you some more.

I'm where you from.

You have an accent.

I'm from Italy.

Born and raised.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I'm from Italy, but I move here in 2012.

I miss Italy a bit, you know.

Like, I miss the food.

That's what I really miss about Italy.

But I don't miss like life in Italy.

Here is way better.

What type of aspects of life are better
here as opposed to Italy?

Well, let's start from the weather.

Yeah.

You like the weather?

Forever summer.

So yes.

Also way more opportunities, you know.

Italy is not like people think.

Like it was in the 70s or 80s.

Italy is really better, you know.

Like the whole situation.

I'm not talking about the coronavirus.

I'm talking like in general, you know.

job.

Like, no, it's really bad.

The economy is a disaster.

Yeah.

So there's no future there.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you came to the land of opportunity.

Exactly.

Nice.

And you mostly lived here in Florida,
though.

Always.

Okay.

I live in Miami and in 2018, when I
bought my first eight boat, I moved to St.

Pete, but just for
a couple of months.

And then I sailed back here.

You sailed back here?

Yeah.

You live on a boat.

I live on a boat for two years.

I had to sell my boat last year,
but I want to buy another one.

So... Oh, you the captain?

I'm of course.

Yeah.

I am the captain actually.

Can I be your skipper?

Yeah, you can be the first mate.

Yeah.

I need a crew.

I need a crew for the new boat.

I need a first mate.

That's the skipper is a captain?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do I know?

What do you do?

Oh, look at that.

I didn't know that.

That skipper was the other guy.

Yeah.

Oh, skipper is a captain, bro.

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

All right.

So you sail, huh?

You're on a sailboat.

How big?

Yeah.

The first one was 34.

And the second one was 47.

47.

Nice.

Yeah.

And you learned to sail out here or you
did that in... I learned on YouTube.

I know it sounds crazy.

Yeah.

I got that boat that I didn't even know
how to sail.

So I just watched tutorials on YouTube.

Oh, hold on.

Did you know how to sail?

Did you learn how to sail in Italy from
YouTube?

No, I did.

No, you moved to Florida.

Yeah.

You bought a sailboat.

Yeah.

Then learned how to sail.

Yeah.

Wow.

I spent a couple of months, you know,
in St. Pete's sailing in Tampa Bay.

That is really easy.

And then I saved back to Dana Beach.

In the hurricane, Michael, actually,
they were crazy.

I thought I was gonna die.

Oh, yes.

That was crazy.

I am no choice.

I had to say it exactly, you know,
that week.

So it was crazy.

And did you do it alone?

I mean, my ex-husband
and his uncle, they were

on the boat, but they
were drunk all the time.

They don't know how to sail.

I would be too sailing in the hurricane.

They were not.

Someone who's never sailed.

His uncle was actually the first time on a
boat.

Wow.

And I guess the last one,
because... You never went back.

Holy shit.

When we got to Dana Beach, it was like
just... it disappeared.

He kissed the land when he... Yeah,
and he disappeared.

Like, he didn't even say bye.

Yes.

So how does... How long does that take
you?

Right.

Peter's birthday, Dana.

A week.

Wow.

Because the weather was really bad,
you know.

So... Now are you
following wind charts?

Are you staying pretty close to shore?

I was saying, you know, close to shore,
but at one point you have to, like, cross.

..

from Cape Sable to Kimar at home.

And that's like a six, seven hour
crossing, you know.

Where you don't see land, but anyway,
even if you're like a mile from the shore,

it's pretty bad.

It's still right.

You're still in the ocean.

So you think you ain't swimming in the
shore.

You're not going to swing to shore.

Wow.

Especially, you know, in those waves,
because...

So what's the best... What was your
favorite part about sailing?

Well, it's relaxing, like, most of the
time, you know.

No, you know, hurricane,
but... Is it though?

Yeah, I mean... Is it... Can't be as
relaxing as this?

No.

You know.

Sure.

Like a power-to-front mass.

Make a lot of noise, you know.

Like sailing is peaceful, you know.

Right, once you get underway.

Exactly.

But, yeah.

Also, I was living on the boat,
so, like, simple life, you know.

And that was really, like, the nice part,
because you realize that, for example,

in a house, you have a lot of things that
you don't need.

Right.

Like, you really, very... Like,
you need a couple of things to live.

You don't need 50 pairs of shoes.

You need four, and you're good.

Right.

You know.

You don't need tons of clothes,
and...

So, it's a simple life, and you have, like,
more time, like, to enjoy other things.

Compare, you know,
living in a house, because,

you know, I was constantly
cleaning the house.

I moved from a mansion to a boat.

I moved from a six-bedroom house to a tiny
boat.

And I was like, I don't know if I can do
that.

But, after the first week, I was like,
you know, did this my lifestyle?

Was the big house in Italy?

No, no.

The house was in South Beach.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You know, you could go to YouTube and
learn how to clean, too.

You don't have to buy a boat.

Well, it was a mansion.

That was crazy.

You know, we pulled gigantic backyard,
guest house, so...

Was that your husband's house?

Your ex-husband's house?

Yeah.

Oh, damn.

So, but he was not doing anything, so I
wasn't the one taking care of everything.

So, now I prefer the boat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Both life.

Also, you know, if you don't like,
you know, the city where you're living,

you just take the boat off the boat.

Pull up the anchor and drift away.

You just move.

So, would you fish a lot?

Yes.

By being on the boat, did you catch a lot?

You're actually fishing every day.

Also, we had a small barbecue on the boat,
so we're cooking every day.

That's awesome.

What's your favorite fish?

Whatever you caught.

Sea trout, actually.

Yeah.

I mixed the video with
the... And it's awesome.

But, yeah, you know, you catch a lot of...

Like, almost everything.

But, you know, in the marina, you catch a
lot of catfish.

Fish that you don't really eat.

So... Are you catfish?

I hate catfish too.

I'm a white boy from South Florida.

Are you catfish?

I got that.

Do you still have a boat?

No, I solved it.

Like, a year ago.

But I'm planning on buying a marina.

Yeah, I was going to ask.

Do you want to get back out?

Yes, I want to get back on the boat.

I actually have a friend selling one now,
but...

It's too big for me.

Because also, by myself, I don't want like
something to be.

But, yeah.

I think by next year, I'm going to move
back.

Where would you plan to sail to?

I'm actually going to go to Bahamas.

That's for sure.

That's... it's going to be my first
destination.

Nice.

And then I have no idea.

Last year, I wanted to cross the Atlantic,
but I solved the boat.

That's my knowledge.

Wow.

I mean, guys, you can die
crossing the streets, so... That's true.

So porn is kind of like a big deal.

I'm noticing like...
I want to do that.

At one point.

Yes, I'm going to do it.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

That takes a long time.

A couple of weeks.

Yeah.

Like, two, three weeks, depending on
whether.

Yeah.

Depending on hurricanes.

Well... Well, if you get out
there... Well, if you get out there...

Right, but if you get out there,
and there's no wind...

You only got five gallons of gas that you
need in an emergency.

You got a hole.

That's the... Sometimes the
wind won't come back for a week.

Exactly.

That's it.

That's it.

Read a book in fish, huh?

Which doesn't sound bad.

No, it doesn't sound terrible.

You sound awesome, actually.

Who would you like to go with now,
though?

Not the bum-ex.

Oh, no.

Actually... I'm not...
Six bedroom mansion?

Yeah, bum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm saying bum, because I didn't help you
do shit.

He was just drunk all the time.

Yeah.

Like, every day.

All day.

So, yeah.

So... No.

Probably going by myself at this point.

I'm single, guys.

So... All right, we're
all single here too soon.

I'm single.

We'll put in our resume.

I don't know.

Maybe a couple of friends, you know.

Like, if they're crazy enough to do it.

So now, when you would sail across,
where would your destination be on the...

Across the pond?

Well, I want to go to Italy for sure.

All the way there.

Yeah.

Come on.

That's going to take a while.

Jesus.

Well, if you cross the Atlantic,
you get to Portugal.

So it's probably a couple more days.

Yeah, that's true.

So it's not that...
At that point.

Yeah.

We'll do the podcast from your boat,
then.

Oh, my God.

That would be awesome.

That I learned how to swim.

Yeah.

Hey, this...

Yeah.

This mustache doesn't float.

So, yeah.

So, when you would go out there,
spend what?

You plan for at least a month out at sea,
right?

Yeah.

Okay.

So are you riding real fishing?

What are you... Are
you dragging a net?

How do you... How do you
collect your... Not just real fishing.

Real fishing.

Yeah.

You can't fish with a net.

I think.

Also, you know, in the middle of the
ocean, you have to find the fishes.

You're right.

You're all like big fishes.

Yeah.

There's no reef.

So, you know, he's not that easy.

Have you reefed fish before?

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

Here, you know.

All the time.

I have friend, you know, they have boats.

So, haven't gone in a while, actually.

But you're free to hide, right?

I'm free to hide, but I don't do spear
fishing.

You don't spear fish?

No.

Why not?

Because I'm afraid of sharks.

Okay.

So... You're changing
me, you know?

Wow.

If I catch a fish.

So, yeah, but I like free diving.

I punch a shark in the face one time.

Just spear fishing.

It's on video.

For real?

I'm not kidding.

You see why I don't do that.

I don't want to, you know, nano.

That's not free.

And it was, I shot a trigger fish too.

Like, it made one sandwich.

It was like, maybe not worth it.

No.

Definitely not.

So, right.

Riding real fishing to get all your
provisions.

And tons of wine.

Of course.

Right.

Wine on a boat is a must.

Wine on a boat.

Oh, you know.

Like a bear.

Like, yeah, right.

A whole barrel.

A whole barrel.

A whole barrel.

A whole shell.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Everybody that, you know, leaves on a
boat.

We all make that.

That's why fish, you make your own
moonshine?

Yes.

That's cool.

Fish and this have a smell.

I guess that's what it is.

Moonshine and sage.

I'll tell you what.

And I say this honestly.

Low tide is one of the best smells there
is.

Low tide.

I love low tide.

That's salty.

The mud sulfur.

Like, seaweed smell.

Yeah.

Kind of.

It's unique.

I don't know.

I mean, like, mangroves here stink like
shit.

Maybe you're not the
beat, but in a marina,

because I was leaning
a marina with the boat.

I want to get back to you.

The water stink.

I want to get back to you making your own
moonshine on your boat.

Everybody that lives on boat make
moonshine.

Wow.

We can't see that.

No, but that's a secret recipe.

Is it secret or is it illegal?

Well, it's illegal first.

And, you know, nobody gives you the
recipe.

Everybody has, like, their own way to do
it.

Like, some people make it like with honey,
like sugar, or whatever.

Like, like, meat.

Aren't pictures?

Oh.

Right.

I'm gonna boat.

You're sweating.

Oh, yeah.

You just got it.

That sounds delicious.

Hey, listen.

I don't know what that is.

I'm gonna boat for two weeks.

Oh, I'll drink out.

Yeah.

Oh, really?

I prefer to drink salt water.

They're blowing.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

That's fine.

Well, you know, most I'm from Italy.

We make, like, a lot of homemade leakers
all the time.

My mom, for example, she makes it.

Like, lemon cello?

Lemon cello?

I have it, you know, at home.

But what?

Can bottles.

Yeah, she loves to do that.

What do you like to put in your
moonshadow?

Is it like potatoes, fruit, or what is it?

Oh, I actually put sugar in honey.

Oh, okay.

So, yeah, like a meat.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Oh, it's... I love meat.

You're alcohol.

Nice.

And how long is something like that take?

To make it?

Yeah.

Like a month?

I mean, you can drink it before,
but...

So, you start making it
when you leave here, and then

you'll be able to drink it
when you get back to Italy.

You have to
cross the... Exactly.

You're not bringing it on the boat.

Yeah.

Wow.

So, I'll drink it when I get there.

Nice.

Yeah, I'd like to be prepared.

So, what else do you do?

Shit.

You're pretty... I do.

You're pretty multifaceted in the right
way.

You fish, you sail, you fuck.

I do free diving.

I fuck.

I paint.

I'm a tattoo artist.

I play piano.

You're tattoo artist?

Yeah.

I mean, guys, as you can see.

Yeah, yeah.

She's got a couple.

Just a couple.

I have tattoos everywhere.

Did you do any of those?

Yes.

You did them yourself.

Yes.

She's... I beat a bunch
on these are... And I did.

Like...

I did like almost the whole thing except
these one.

These one.

And these two.

They look like the whole arm to me.

I don't know what... I don't
know much about tattoos.

Are you all this far?

Oh, you did all of that.

I'm my fingers.

This one.

This one.

Okay.

I know nothing.

I know nothing.

Explain to me a little bit about the
process of tattooing yourself.

These are a little bit
tricky because, like,

for example, you're
doing it upside down.

So, you know, you just have to keep the
drawing upside down.

Also, you can stretch the scheme because
you can only use one hand.

So, it's a little bit more tricky but...

I love it honestly.

I prefer to tattoo myself than,
you know, get a tattoo for someone else.

But, unfortunately, you know, I can tattoo
in my left hand.

So... You know... I have to
get tattoo from somebody else.

But, yeah, I will definitely do something
else that I can mean.

Maybe on my legs.

You know?

And when you first started tattooing,
you tried it on yourself first.

Yeah, yeah.

Actually, this small one is a bird.

And that was the first time you had a
tattoo.

Yes, it was the first tattoo that I did,
actually.

Well, first one ever.

How many tattoos have you done?

Oh, a bunch.

Now, I've been tattooing for three years.

I have no idea.

Oh, you're an actual tattoo artist.

Yes.

I have a tattoo studio.

You have your own... Yes.

What don't you do?

Yeah, she's out of hand.

She does it all.

Is your tattoo studio on the boat?

Because I could
get a little... What?

Actually, at the beginning...
Maybe come back to the boat.

Seriously?

Yes, I tattooed from my boat for six
months.

Yeah, that's got to be a brave subject.

Like... I mean, it's not hard,
but the space, you know?

But when the boat starts rocking,
it doesn't be good.

You rock with the boat.

So...

Yes, right.

You know?

That doesn't really make a difference.

He's a tiny space, so he's uncomfortable.

So you have your own actual store now
where you like a store front?

Yes, yes.

What's it called?

Black water tattoo studio?

Black water, nice.

In Hollywood?

You can have her tattoo you.

That's pretty out of hand.

And maybe have some moonshine and then who
knows what else goes on there?

Who knows?

So it's like a really crazy tattoo you've
done on somebody.

Something you thought was really silly
here.

I did Spongebob on this guy ass.

Not one weeks ago.

Right on his ass sheet.

He lost a bed.

Wow.

I did Spongebob.

Wow.

Yeah.

I did couple of...

Like... All right, yeah, sure.

He's on my left.

Sure.

I got to... Yeah.

I lost a bed, but I'm sure he was
consoled.

Everything I have in your heart ass doing
it.

I know.

Because he contacted the studio studio.

He didn't really know who was gonna tattoo
him.

You can't see who's tattooing your ass.

That's true.

Yeah, that was a crazy one.

What's another crate?

That's pretty stupid.

What's another one?

I did.

Oh, hey, hey.

The chicken for Moana.

Disney.

Oh, my... Has been food.

Why?

Because he wanted it.

Because he wanted it.

No.

But yeah, that's another one that looks
really crazy.

That's funny.

Yeah.

I'm thinking.

Because I do a bunch of those,
like, you know, crazy tattoos.

Right.

I'm sure you'll get a lot of crazy
requests after this once people find out.

Oh, yeah.

Sure.

We're on space on that.

Poor treat.

So, okay.

Let's go down the list real quick just to
recap.

You sail.

You've tattooed artists.

You dive.

You fish.

You brew your
own, like... Painter.

Painter.

What do you paint?

Pestels.

Oil.

Oil on canvas.

What type... I make a
watercolor sometimes.

I do finger paints.

Finger paints?

Trust me.

These are not easy to do.

These are... These
are... She's nice.

She's nice.

You need some dalins for that.

What type of stuff do you paint on?

You do like portraits and landscapes.

I do landscape most
of the time, but right now

I'm getting a lot of
like requests for anime.

Really?

For when?

Anime.

Anime.

No, not animals.

No, he said enema.

He's still thinking on the sponge rub in
the ass.

Yeah, I'm still thinking about asses right
now.

Yeah, I'm doing a lot of those.

I do some commission.

You know, depending on what people want.

Like, you know, whatever.

What got you in a drawing?

Were you always at... Oh, I always
did actually because my grandfather...

He was a painter.

So... The castle?

My castle.

He's in the family.

You heard of it.

So we love art.

You know, music.

And so was always in the family.

Don't tell me you're in musician too.

Yeah, I play piano.

She's a mountain climber.

She's a... She's in
the foreign legions.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

She's an ambassador.

And I'm learning guitar and
violin, but... Oh, at the same time.

Yeah.

That's how I would do it too.

Most string instruments.

So they're the same thing.

Yeah.

That's why.

Jesus.

How old are you?

32.

Good for you.

Good for you.

Thank you.

Yeah, that's impressive.

Do I look younger?

Okay, you look great.

But you've accomplished a lot.

That's what I'm saying.

For being so young.

I like, you know, keep myself busy.

I always try, you know, like to learn new
things.

Yeah, I was barely able to put this shirt
on.

The language is, you know,
like... That's pretty impressive.

I could tell.

Me too.

Thanks for your input, bro.

What's something that...

That's still on the list.

That you want to learn how to do it.

On the list.

You can scratch porn.

Yeah, I don't know.

Exhargic.

Scratch that off.

I want to learn how to fly a plane,
actually.

Yeah.

You should just buy one and figure it out
on YouTube.

I'm just going to go on YouTube,
you know.

Fuck it.

I'm seeing you hear that out.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Those, you don't even need a license.

No.

Just figure it out.

Fuck it.

Yes, YouTube, guys.

I'm going to do that.

Okay.

Now, when you may not be able to do it
here in America.

You may have to go somewhere else.

What about English?

Did you already know English when you got
here?

No.

Wow.

Actually, learn English and Spanish.

And I'll either be the Portuguese here.

Because, you know.

Yeah, because you have Miami.

Yeah, too.

But you did it, you know, just with people
or you went to classes or...?

No, actually watching TV.

Wow.

YouTube.

No, just watching TV.

Damn.

Wow.

Yeah, you're pretty astute.

I mean, you know, I'm a fast learner.

Yeah, apparently.

Yeah.

Yeah, seriously.

I learned in two months.

I wonder what you're going to learn across
in the Atlantic.

Yeah, you're going to get back to Italy.

Look at how I can crochet now.

Exactly.

A lot of things.

So... Flying a
plane is next, huh?

Exactly.

Flying a plane is next.

But, yeah.

I'm afraid of planes.

So, like... Yes.

I don't know if... Could
make things a little difficult.

Yeah.

I really don't like to fly.

So... What?

So you're going to learn how to...

I don't learn how to... My
father did the same thing.

You're going to learn how
to... He was afraid of planes.

And, you know, he learned how to fly.

And now, you know,
he just... I'd say it, go.

You just go.

You know, so maybe that's the solution.

That's awesome.

What else came us?

What else?

Well, like I say, a plane piano.

I mean, you're pretty athletic,
I mean.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, I'm... I try to
work out every day.

I try to, but...

Yeah, yeah, you're
feeling... Yeah.

You need to really get in shape.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know.

And what's your workouts?

Yeah, what do you do to work out?

Oh, just wait, you know.

I don't really do cardio because...

I lose weight a lot.

I mean, naturally, I'm really,
really skinny.

Like, five years ago, I was 100 pounds.

And to gain like 35
pounds, like... Took effort.

Oh, my God.

Five years.

People think that he's hard just,
you know, just to lose weight,

but to gain weight.

Yeah, it's not.

He's hard.

Yeah, he's not easy.

I'm just sitting on the couch.

I also do, like, pull dance.

Like, a single nice synchronizer.

I mean, pull dance.

Oh, pull dance.

Yeah, I also do... Do you strip?

Have you ever strip?

She said no, but I don't understand.

I don't believe that.

Because I recently started, like,
two months ago.

So strip?

The pull dance.

So, and, you know, strip
clubs are closed, so... Oh, no.

I wanted to try there, but I can't right
now, so...

We're just gonna have to set you up.

Maybe I'll try there.

Maybe I'll try.

I think you're gonna make a great
stripper.

Yes.

Maybe.

Who knows?

Who knows?

Can you dance?

Yes.

Being Italian, I would hope you have a
little bit of rhythm.

Exactly.

More than me.

We could set up the stripper pull on the
sailboat.

We could put exactly.

I didn't even need to do anything.

You're right.

You could just go through.

And just dance on the mask.

Go with the waves.

Yeah, exactly.

Now, I also do circles.

Like, you know, the seal looks like the
fabrics.

Oh, sure.

I do that.

It's not... It's not
really the two seals.

Okay, for now.

It's just one that is like U-shaped.

Right.

It's called Ling.

And then I do is a metal hoop.

That's called Lyra.

I do that too.

Cirque de Soleil, man.

Yes.

Does it all?

Actually, I perform, you know,
with my sister, I have a twin sister too.

So... Yeah.

Come again.

I have a twin sister there.

Where is she?

I don't know.

Is she Natalie?

No, she's here.

She's here.

She's here.

Wow.

And how old is she?

Wow.

I guess.

Identical.

Yes.

Wow.

Yes.

I just popped the motor magazine here.

You know, she's like me.

She doesn't have, you know, big boobs.

Does she do a bunch of shit too?

Oh, yeah.

Wait, hold on.

Hold on.

Oh, yeah.

Can you talk to her right now?

Yeah.

Like, can we call her?

No, no, not on the phone.

What do you mean, like...
Well, sometimes we do that.

Sometimes... Oh, like, you
have your own language.

When you think about, like, I don't know.

Think about a caller.

And we say the same caller.

Or, like, think about... Whoa.

I don't know.

No way.

Let's call her now.

Let's call her now.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, what color are you thinking about
right now?

Well, my sister's not here, so I can do
that.

She's a pearlescent white.

He's too.

Did you guys have, like, your own little
funny language?

Sometimes twins have when they're growing
up.

Oh, no.

Actually, no.

Yeah, it's called Italian.

That's exactly.

You're just faithful.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, I gotta ask.

Does she know what you're doing?

Yes.

Actually, she's the only one in your
family.

In your family?

Yeah, the she knows.

Because I even know
I'm a sister, but I'm not

gonna tell her because
she will never understand.

So... Okay.

She criticized too much.

I gotcha.

So, you know.

So, how long till the
twin is... Joining us?

Sitting in your seat.

That's gonna be hard.

I don't know.

She's like... Very hard.

She's like... Oh, I can
do that, like, not for me.

Wow.

She, you know, I thought...
It's not for everybody.

She doesn't even pause, like, picture,
like, sexy picture, you know?

Because I don't know.

She's shy.

You're right.

I... It's the yin and the yang.

Exactly.

I'm the black sheep.

She's blonde, the sister.

She's blonde with brown eyes.

Identical.

And she's three years younger.

Exactly.

We're twin, but...
Yeah, she's young.

Most of your family's in Italy back in
Italy then, right?

Yes.

All my family, except my sisters,
my mom and my stepfather.

Yeah.

But yeah, my father is in Italy.

He would never move.

He doesn't like Florida.

He doesn't like the weather.

What?

Shape the same.

I'm like... This is
also right on the way.

He doesn't like it.

After you cross...

After you cross the
Atlantic, and you do go back

to Italy, Are you going
to end up coming back?

Is Florida your home now?

Yeah.

Is my home?

You're going to stay?

Yeah.

I will never move back to Italy.

Since 2012, you know, I've been here.

So... Okay.

I don't even go on vacation in Italy.

Well, you're on vacation now.

Permanent vacation, right?

Especially since you do porn.

Okay.

It's pretty easy, right?

Pretty easy job.

Yeah.

Now I can travel, at least, you know.

What type of things do you want to do in
porn?

Do you have any aspirations in terms of
scenes that you want to do or gang bangs?

Well, a little bit too extreme for me
right now.

Right now.

You know, so I don't know.

But I want to fuck a girl.

That's for sure.

Have you ever been with a girl before?

Oh, okay.

There's some pretty ways.

So... And do you
enjoy girls, though?

Being with them?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Actually, I do.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm more into guys.

I guess so, you know.

When you are with girls, you're more
dominant.

Or... Yeah, I guess
I'm more dominant.

Yeah.

And when am I going to meet your sister?

Me and my sister?

No.

When am I going to meet her?

What?

I have no idea.

Yeah.

One day.

Maybe one day, you know, I bring her over.

Yes.

You guys let me know.

Well, if she's shy.

She's shy.

Yeah, she is.

I mean, she say that she's not,
but I know she is.

I know she is.

I know she is.

So obviously you're the more adventurous
one.

Are you... How
adventurous are you?

And sexually.

Do you have a lot of partners?

Do you sleep around?

Oh, I thought really.

I mean, I had boyfriend in like for a
really long time.

I have really long relationships.

I was married.

But lately...

Were you faithful?

Always.

They were not.

So... Right.

But yes.

Um, I don't really like, you know,
to fuck around too much.

I like to have like, you know,
maybe one or two guys.

That's it.

At the same time?

No.

No.

Well, sometimes.

Well, you know, I have this guy that I
call my best friend.

Mm-hmm.

You know, I just seen him.

Yeah.

We met like a couple days ago.

If you're calling us that already.

I'll be sure that.

You know?

No, I mean, I like...

But lately, you know, I've been seen all
for a while.

So... How long have
you been single?

Oh, I'm on.

Months?

That's not too long.

Like... Eight months?

Oh, alright.

10 months?

10 months?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you miss... Like what?

You miss having a boyfriend or...?

No.

No.

I like my freedom too much.

You know, also.

Guys, they always try to control me.

You know, like, you can go out.

You can do that.

You can dress like that.

Yeah.

I don't like it.

I mean, I always listen to them,
but I like to compromise too much.

Mm-hmm.

And right now, I don't like to compromise.

Do what you want.

Exactly.

I just do what I want also.

You know, now that I
start doing porn, I don't

know if somebody we
want to be my boyfriend.

Sure.

Yes.

Yes.

Of course, I mean...
Yes, everybody.

You're going to be like, you know...

You're going to meet guys that are going
to be into it.

You're going to get into it.

That's what I think they're into it.

But if no, you know, they get their laws,
you know.

So, would you date somebody who was in the
industry?

Yes.

Absolutely.

What do you... What
do you got your eyes on?

Anybody in particular?

No, but in particular, you know.

Also, you know, I just start, so...

Okay, cool.

Do you know any of the guys in the
industry?

Not really.

Oh, you don't have
anybody that's like your

dream, but you're
starting to get fucked by.

I have my best friend, you know,
that he actually got me into it.

So... Oh, you want to
fuck him on camera?

No, I fucking hold the time.

Oh.

So... But he's
somebody in the industry.

I want to fuck him on camera, you know?

But right, is he in the industry?

He is.

I don't know if I can see his name,
but... I mean, you can if you want to.

I'm very interested.

I don't know if he wants to.

What if he's in the business?

Oh, yeah.

But... He's not famous
or anything, but...

Dante Decker?

You know him?

No.

No.

Ha ha ha ha!

I get it!

Well, you'll know him now, you should be.

Well, you'll know.

Yeah, you got me into it.

Cool.

Yeah, so.

So, yeah, you wouldn't be opposed to being
in a porn couple situation?

No, I believe it's actually even better,
because, you know...

Then nobody can get jealous, sir.

With, you know, like a
regular guy, they're gonna be

fine with it, like, maybe
for the first two weeks.

Unless they're really into it.

Exactly.

But I don't think so.

I mean, they can be okay at the beginning,
but they're like...

You know, they're gonna tell you to stop
the duet, like, get jealous and all that

thing, so... Be controlling,
like, a regular guy in your life.

So, you know, that's why...

If I consider dating someone has to be
somebody in the industry, if not...

I'm not even gonna try.

It's gonna be always the time.

Yeah.

Unless it's like a sugar daddy or
something like that.

Oh, I don't need a sugar daddy.

Whoo!

You got it like that?

Never had a sugar daddy.

Yeah.

I make, you know, a good money.

So... Tattooing and whatnot.

Tattooing, exactly.

Exactly.

Think about how much... So...

Think about how much black water tattoo is
gonna blow up now that you're in play.

I hope so.

Right.

People are gonna come in and request...

SpongeBob on their ass just because they
hold it on.

Just because they heard it on their show.

Ten or they?

Yeah.

Just that.

Very sure.

Yeah.

But who cares, right?

Exactly who cares.

I do whatever they ask me to do,
you know?

Would you ever fuck at your tattoo shop?

Yes.

Wait.

Would you urge... Have you?

I have.

Yeah.

Bunch of times.

A bunch of times.

Tell me more.

My best friend.

Yeah.

You know, we do the...
Sounds more like your boyfriend.

No, I know my boyfriend.

I'd suggest your best friend that you
fuck.

Yeah.

Not your boyfriend.

What's the difference?

We are... Best fuck friends.

Let's put it like that.

Okay.

Do you know?

No, we're just friends.

He doesn't want to be with me,
you know?

I even asked him at one point if he wanted
to date me.

And he doesn't.

So... Now, we're just friends.

That's it.

But yeah, I fuck me a bunch of times in
that shop everywhere.

You said you've done a bunch of like only
fans type of stuff there at the shop?

Yeah.

We do the only fans like together.

Not really together.

Like sometimes, you know, it's my only
fans.

Mm-hmm.

But sometimes, you know, we take some
video pictures.

So... What type of stuff
sexually you went to?

No.

Anything.

Nothing crazy, honestly.

No.

But... I like ropes.

No, nothing crazy.

No, that's not that crazy.

I like ropes a lot.

That's not that crazy.

Just a little ball gag here and there.

Yeah, why not?

Okay, ropes.

Right, yeah.

What you like getting tied up or do you
like tying people up?

I like getting tied up.

I also tie myself up.

What?

Yeah.

Guys, you know,
like... No, I don't know.

Oh, those knots,
like... Rope, please.

Oh, well, right.

You know all the nautical knots.

So you're doing like a bowling knot.

No, exactly.

You see?

That's fucking awesome.

That's true.

That should come from Jesus.

Yeah.

So I like to do that.

Hey, do me a favor.

Don't tie yourself up when you're out of
sea.

Because it's like singing out,
you know.

Yeah.

I don't even have a boat now.

Beautiful Italian sailor.

They're found bound with nobody in stock.

They're going to be looking for somebody
who killed you.

Exactly.

And you're just trying to get up.

You're just trying to rub on out by
yourself.

And like, Kung Fu, you know?

Yeah.

Auto aerotica.

Yeah.

For sure.

No, I like to do that.

I like to take pictures, you know.

Like... But yeah.

I don't tie guys up.

I don't do that.

Guys, they don't really like that.

You know?

So... But yeah.

If they tie me up, I love that.

Really.

Yes.

Do we have any rope?

I want the car.

Do you ride some in the car?

Oh.

Nice.

I think I have one.

Could you tie yourself up?

Yes.

Okay.

We're going to do that.

We're going to do that.

When the portion of this podcast goes to a
hardcore, we're going to have you do that.

That would be very cool to watch.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

What kind of ropes do you like?

It's like nylon stuff.

No, they're actually cotton ropes.

You can use like nylon rope because they
cut, you know?

Yeah, okay.

So... So what else is going
to happen on the one we cut?

Oh, we're going to fuck.

You're going to get naked.

You'll talk more naked.

Then you can tie yourself up and talk.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Or I'll tie you up.

Yeah.

Tie me up.

I'll do a double land caster down under.

I know that one.

That's perfect.

I hope you guys are.

I know.

Okay.

I don't even know.

I know loops to make them pull.

I'm pulling.

Cool.

So yeah, we'll talk a little bit more
about what you like sexually.

Mm-hmm.

And then we'll let everybody know that
they could find this.

The remainder of this at bangpodcast.com
or the bangpodcast.com.

And that's where you can see this little
morning star.

Have some sex and get tied up and shit.

Yes, please.

That's a strange name too.

You know, what that name is?

Well, it is a demon name.

And demon.

Yeah.

You know, I'm into, like...

Uh-oh.

Magic.

Look at that mask.

The kind of stuff.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Let's get the Ouija boredom.

I am wanting the car.

Wait, what else do you have in your car?

Wow.

What else do you just pump a picture?

I've always got a gold head in there.

I'm always ready.

Oh, great.

What are you always ready for?

I don't know.

Like, you never know if you need to know
how Ouija born.

When have you ever needed a Ouija born?

Wow.

When have you ever needed an Ouija board?

Uh-huh.

Well, just last week, when I was a couple
of weeks ago.

She's got tarot cards in there.

No, I don't have them today in the car.

Oh, okay.

Not in the car today.

But you have them.

Of course.

I throw cards.

A lot.

Are you a gypsy?

Yeah.

You're a gypsy.

You're a gypsy.

You're a gypsy.

You're a gypsy.

She's a gypsy bro.

I'm Italian, guys.

Uh-huh.

We really believe it.

Yeah.

She's a fairy.

Oh, yes.

I am.

So what do you mean you believe in
gypsies?

You believe in gypsies or what do you
believe in?

I mean, gypsier, you know, gypsy.

Right.

I don't know.

No, I don't know anything.

They're not like magical creatures.

Oh, they're not.

I don't know.

You're making it seem like it might be.

Is that like insulting to say gypsy or
something?

No, I don't see that.

But you drive a Jeep, though.

Yeah.

Yeah, you drive a gypsy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, a Jeep.

Wow.

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So... And you sponsor.

Wow.

I like that sponsor.

Dude, great.

I love that website, too.

It's the best.

You shot for roadside, right?

You shot for roadside.

That was your only porn that you've done,
right?

It was roadside.

Yes, yes.

Did you like that?

That was fun.

Cool.

It was awesome.

You can watch her at a roadside.

It was awesome.

RoadsideX.com.

Yeah.

All right.

What do you want to do today?

All right.

I'll tell you up.

Yeah, tell me.

We'll get you naked.

We're going to see that amazing body of
yours.

You're a gypsy acrobat.

You're in the traveling circus.

That's how you're so fit.

And around all that.

Kind of circus.

We don't travel.

But we do shows.

So... What kind of shows?

Serial stuff.

Nothing crazy.

Do you really?

Where?

Hmm.

On the boat?

No.

Like all Florida.

We get boop, you know.

And we just like private parties.

Yeah.

And that's what you do.

The hoop stuff.

The silk.

Very cool.

The tarot cards.

So how... Oh, on the side.

There's a lot of shit going on.

But how did like...
I drew it to corn.

How did all that turn into corn?

I'm just curious about that.

Um... That's a good question.

Because... I was
actually curious.

You know, like to try something new.

Was now something that I always wanted to
do.

Okay.

A couple of months, you know, I started
only finance.

And...

I'm shameless now.

So... I was like,
okay, let's do it.

You know?

You brought... You
brought your ropes.

You brought your tarot cards.

But you left your dignity at home.

Yep.

How did it feel?

That's gone.

This little random question.

Yeah.

But I always go on and ask.

How did it feel like when the first time
you saw your butthole on camera?

I've never seen that butthole.

Well, I'm not looking at you, but I'm
going to talk at all.

I'm going to know my butthole looks like a
normal thing.

That was like...
Yeah, I can do that.

The questions this guy has going
on when he said... Hey, listen.

So it's like I'm curious.

I mean... I haven't
just seen her butthole.

I mean, this is, I guess, a little tease.

I think it's one of the
best... I've been in a fantasy.

I've been in the porn industry,
what?

15 years.

Years... She has one
of the best buttholes.

No, that's what I'm fed out on her
butthole.

That I've seen ever.

Thank you.

Top-notch butthole.

Top-notch.

Thank you so much.

Like, incredible.

Yeah.

That's good.

I thought you were beautiful.

Thank you.

But I was just looking at your face.

Oh, yes.

Missing out.

We were just staring out at her butthole.

Yeah.

Was there a problem?

I don't know.

Right.

I guess I'm on the other end of that.

Yeah.

You definitely are on the other end of the
spectrum, for sure.

Are you there butthole today?

Do you like it in your ass eating?

Yes.

I love it.

Yeah.

Do you do anal?

Sometimes, but I don't really love it,
if I have to be honest.

What about today?

No, not today.

Not today.

All right.

I'm just trying to create a checklist
as to what... I know you want to.

What everybody's going to be watching
here.

Yeah.

So we're going to tie you up.

Yeah, tie you up.

You can sit on my face.

You have a great pass.

Spanking.

Okay.

We will do all of that.

I'll pull your hair.

I don't like extreme things but that.

No, this is very downplayed.

No, but you have to see her.

Show me and spank me.

Okay.

Will you guys consider that extreme?

No.

No.

We don't but that's pretty extreme for
normal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

For... Yeah, but I'm
not normal, I guess.

For civilians.

That's pretty extreme.

I mean, you come up... You drive
around with an Ouija board in your truck.

And I hope so.

Almost gone out the
window a little... Little bit ago.

Did you see my car?

He's not normal.

It's pretty amazing.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I know.

You are a gypsy.

I am at least point, I guess.

But what other sexual thing are you into?

You would... I
like... I like girls too.

Okay.

So, you know... Three ways.

So, what's your favorite three way with
another girl in a guy or two other girls?

Oh.

Actually, depending, you know...
I like a girl and a guy or two guys.

I did it only like twice in my life.

And one was my boyfriend and the other one
was my best friend.

So, you know, I knew these guys.

But yeah, I mean...

I guess I knew to all of these.

I think, you know... So
yeah, definitely like it.

It seems like you're willing to...

to try new things out, right?

Yeah.

Or all.

Like, if we pulled out a checklist,
there's...

Like, I was not into girls until like last
year, for example.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

So, you know, that's kind of new.

Really cool.

So... That's good.

Yeah.

And then... Now I'm
more like open-minded.

So, gang bangs.

Well, that may be one
day, but... Not right now.

No, right now.

That's extreme.

Yeah.

That's extreme guys.

What about would you like to do that
personally, though?

Like... Yeah.

Maybe I do it off camera first.

How about public stuff?

Yes.

Are you that sufficient?

I'm not, but I like, you know,
the three, like...

Or be like, in public.

Like, the danger.

Yeah.

You know?

I like the...

I like that.

So... She's a winner to me out.

What do you guys think?

Do you want to stand up?

I want to stand up.

Show off this dress.

It's a beautiful cocktail dress.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Yes, nice.

Yes, yes.

Nice.

Someone's wrong, man.

I don't know.

What do you want me to say?

They're turning red.

Oh, that's nice.

Oof.

Holy shit.

Oh, God.

Did you go?

Yeah, I do.

No, I don't want to do it again.

Yeah, I'll sell it again.

When did they hear that better?

Come on.

Come on.

Bring it right here.

Whatever.

Okay, I'll watch this.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome back to ASMR.

ASMR.

I like that.

Forever.

Yeah.

What's up with that, man?

Trumpet.

Okay.

Oh, God.

You some of the boner, didn't you?

Is that where you were just your prayer?

Yes.

Here.

Bend over on the couch.

Like, pop your butt out on the couch.

Yeah, that's nice.

I don't know how much of this we could
show.

Yeah.

But if they ban us at
this point from YouTube,

you guys better go
over to Bang podcast.

I'm starting to get naked.

Also, the...

What?

Say what again?

Somebody went out to your car and got us
something.

Yes.

Well, we already know what it is.

But... Surprise.

It's on.

Oh, no.

They got your rope for you.

Awesome.

Thank you for that, by the way.

So, take off your little cocktail dress.

I want to see you start getting into this
whole thing.

Interview you while you're all tied up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

What do these tattoos mean?

Wait.

Hey, don't be insensitive.

Man, what are you talking about?

They need to be done as soon as possible.

Go ahead and sit down, baby, please.

Sit down.

Yes, sit down.

Please.

I will hear about all your cover-ups.

Yes.

For example, these ones are these ones.

The tarot car, you know, the eyes.

These are like more meaningful.

The others is like a bunch of like random
things.

I even have one that...

Can I show it?

Yeah.

It's on your body.

I can show this.

We're going to see that.

Why clock?

There are no laws.

Classy.

You know, like a crazy one.

So... What flavor is it?

Fuck yeah.

You see this in my flavor?

You say fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

And do you want to color that one in?

That's my flavor.

I'm going to color it maybe next week.

Oh, okay.

You do that with yourself?

No.

Oh, okay.

Our friend.

Are you going to color that one in
yourself?

I think so.

Yeah.

That's got to be a little difficult though
to get...

Oh, never mind.

Jesus.

She's got it, man.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you super flexible?

No, really.

No, just athletic.

Yes.

You fit as fuck.

I can barely do a split, so.

Me too.

You too.

I can barely not do one.

Oh.

Walk me through this rope.

Is this any... Is this like a...

I don't know.

Is it a sex rope?

Is it... I'm going to sound so stupid
right now, but I know nothing about this.

Okay.

This is like a Japanese art.

Okay.

Called Shibaari.

It's basically all knots that you do.

Okay.

So there's like a specific way to do the
knot.

And you can do like, you know, different
like patterns, combination of knots.

You can tie two ropes together.

Like, you know...

Were you taught this or this is all you
two as well?

You two.

You two.

That's what's up.

You two and TikTok.

Really?

You're not going to believe that,
but there's on TikTok.

For kids.

Like, there's so much of these.

These are crazy.

Wow.

That sentence was wrong in there.

I mean, I'm learning how to tie a knot is
nothing bad.

No.

I mean, it's not bad.

What do you do with this?

What do you do with that knot afterwards?

Or is it to you?

After I'm tying up?

No, no, no.

I'm just saying like there's nothing wrong
with the knot.

Yeah.

All right.

So what are you doing here?

Walk us through this.

Okay.

Let's make like a simple step.

Okay.

Keep this mic up to you.

Oh, you're going straight for the neck
right away.

Oh, yeah.

Start from the neck.

Okay.

Now, what is it about this that turns you
on?

Maybe because I can't really move.

If I'm tied up.

So, you know, people can do whatever they
want to me.

You like the vulnerability?

Yes.

So you're not claustrophobic then,
I guess.

Oh, yeah, I'm actually.

You're everything.

She loves, like, everything.

Like battling her fears.

Yeah, she's all about it.

That's why I want to learn.

We know to fly the plane.

Geez.

That's amazing.

She wants to get thrown in a water tank
and submerge and figure out how to escape.

She's the great Hordini.

Yeah.

Not to be confused with the great Flapini.

Oh, is that your neck?

Yeah.

If I can do it like that.

Are you ready for a go?

And if anybody is just listening to this
and not watching.

A.

You're missing out.

Yeah, you're missing out.

This beautiful girl in
lingerie is standing up tying

herself with red Japanese
sex rope as she described it.

What was it called again?

The Japanese sex rope.

Shabbatty?

Yeah.

Not to be confused with the yogurt.

Shabbatty.

Right, right.

Who did the bottom?

So now you're going back up around through
your neck again.

We really shot her neck and then around
her body.

This would be much better with her naked,
though.

I'm just saying.

I mean, we'll get there.

We'll get there.

I'm just saying.

Just the first.

Yeah.

I want to make sure that we're able to
show some of this.

Because this isn't because that rope being
wrapped around her teeth.

You know, this rope is short.

So there's not much.

I can do it.

Just going to make like a top.

That's it.

That's perfect.

That sounds awesome.

What a... What kind
of knots are those?

But these are like simple knots.

There's something crazy.

Yes.

Shabbatty knots, dog.

All right.

So now she's sanctioning it around her
breast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a rope.

Yeah.

But even back here, she's got crazy knots
and she's going.

How long do 25 feet?

That's how long the rope is.

How long do they get?

I have like 50 feet.

50 feet.

Yeah.

A hundred feet.

Yeah.

Does that... Thank you Diego.

Does like the hundred
foot go around like your

whole body or you're
able to get everywhere?

Yeah.

Let's get this mic set up for a closer.

How long did it take you to learn how to
do this?

Or you're still learning?

Still learning.

It's one of those art forms that you can
never construct.

You see, these ones are not much.

I can do a sword.

I can just tie it.

Okay.

Let's tie it on the back.

Yeah, tie it.

Whatever you can do.

This looks...

I'm pretty sure like people get a creative
like holding it down.

You can do like dresses like for real.

No, no, but even like what we got going on
now.

Like hold on to you.

Oh, yeah.

There's plenty to hold on to.

Yes.

No.

So obviously you've had sex with these
ropes on before, right?

Actually, no.

Wow.

We're going to do that today.

Yeah.

We're going to do that today for sure.

Because like I say, normal guys,
they're not really into this.

Well, I'm normal and I'm into this.

Normal guys suck
this is so... You know.

Yeah.

You haven't done any only fans.

Seems like this.

Nothing like that.

Just pictures.

Just pictures.

Just pictures.

Awesome.

Now do you get rope burns?

No.

No.

No.

Because this is not nice.

Because she said it was a cotton,
so softer.

Okay.

If you're just listening to this.

She... Yeah.

It basically looks like a very
well-designed, like bikini top.

That also wraps around her waist.

But it's all inner to... Like it's
very... Honestly, elegantly done.

It's very elegantly done.

It's very elegantly done.

There's inner, twining knots that...

You got to see this.

Yeah.

It just got to...
It looks insane.

And now, how tight is it?

Is your breathing restricted?

Are you...?

Not really.

No.

Yeah.

Is that comfortable?

Is that the way you like it?

I mean, after a while, it's going to get
uncomfortable.

Is that the goal?

No.

Not really.

But, you know, it's normal.

Okay.

It gets uncomfortable, especially when you
tie yourself from the ceiling.

When you do what?

No.

You tie yourself?

You hang from the ceiling?

So you do the suspension?

That was my next question, yes.

I did that couple of times.

Are you alone?

No.

Okay, good.

No, no.

You always have somebody,
you know... The buddy's system?

Yeah, because...
You need a spotter.

You can kill yourself, you know?

Yeah.

So, yeah.

I did that couple of times, you know,
like, just for the shoot.

But... That thing hurt.

Doesn't.

Yes.

Where is like the points of pressure?

Is it around your head?

And call me...

Like... Based.

But these one is like more like my waist.

Yeah, so you're constricting your
diaphragm a little bit there.

He's just my waist.

Now, would you be able to take your bra
off with the ropes on?

Can we challenge you there?

Maybe.

We can try.

We are going to go ahead and start
going...

Just... Because
this looks so cool.

I don't want you to take it off.

Uh, hey, right now we're not going to be
able to show any more of this on YouTube.

Or anywhere else except for bankpodcast
.com or thebankpodcast.com.

We're going to go ahead and just get into
this.

Looks insane.

And I want to keep going with this.

So click over to bankpodcast.com if you're
not already here right now.

We're going to keep getting more into
this.

Try to take your bra off with those ropes
on it.

Well, thanks.

Thank you very much for listening.

Thank you guys.

I guess.

I'm going to focus on this.

Thanks for listening.

So how would your Tuesday morning?

Thanks for listening, but you should be
watching.

Look at that.

Wow.

And the titties are out.

So that looks a little bit better in my
mind.

Does it look better?

Yeah.

You can do it like that.

You know, like moving.

Oh, no.

Which one do you guys like?

Wait.

You just instinctively put your arms back
as if to be held.

Yeah.

Do you have like to have like a stock aid
at home where you could...

Should I ever stand up and show it one
more time?

Give us a little twirl.

Yeah, and show them the back stuff too,
because it looks interesting.

That's not really nice, because you know,
it's all tight.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I don't know.

That's what we're worried about.

Not at home.

But I assume there are
people in this realm, this

fetish that are like
sticklish for the knots.

Like that are, you know, they have to be a
specific way.

They have to be perfect.

Yeah, let's sit it down.

You could take those bottoms off if you
want to sit back down.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, really?

Oh, come on.

Welcome to porn.

You got to go slow and show the camera and
show the camera.

Yes.

And let's reveal the butt hole,
guys.

Oh, sorry.

Can't hear you, Lou.

Hold it for a second.

There you go.

For those of you just listening,
get a life.

Get a life and tune in.

This is great.

To the actual video.

Can we show off our bow hole?

Yeah, yeah.

Spread your bow hole.

Put your knees on the couch right there.

I'll put the mic right here.

And bend over.

Yeah, I really spread that asshole.

Ta-da!

Now, describe to us what you're feeling.

I don't want to get fucked.

You want to get fucked?

You want to get fucked just like that,
huh?

You can't sleep that.

Stay bent over for a second.

Yeah.

Right there.

Please, don't move for a second.

Pull in that focus.

I mean, Sean, you've seen a lot of bow
holes.

It's a...

Look, if you want me to sit here and engage
everything on her, I'm going to give 9.

5s across the board.

She's got the most amazing eyes.

Her hair is gorgeous.

Her skin is amazing.

Her ass is fat.

Her pussy lips are pink and voluptuous.

And then yes, she has a very nice butt
hole, though.

I mean, you're welcome.

Rarely do you see... Could
you bend over for a second?

Rarely do you see a matching...
Whatever technically that's called.

Same color as her skin.

The skin tone, right?

There's both the same color as skin.

What is that?

A rectum?

I don't know.

No, I don't care.

People pay money.

A lot of money to get their buttholes
bleached to look like that.

Do you bleed your butthole?

Of course not.

Because you've got to lighten up,
asshole.

What's the... That's
dad joke number three.

There you go.

Roll side triple eggs.

All dad jokes come in today.

Sponsored by a roadside triple egg.

Soccer dad.

Yeah.

Soccer dad.

Turn back around.

Let's talk for another minute or two.

And you can pleasure yourself if...

You can create a whole outfit with if you
had more rope, right?

Like a bottom part and everything?

That's hot.

Usually time I need...

I might... Like together.

Yes.

Okay.

Here, turn back around, turn back around.

Sit regular.

She keeps writing in her ass.

I'm not mad at that.

I really can't be mad at that.

The butthole wants to look at you.

Yeah, sit down sit down.

Sit regular.

Let's just talk to you for a couple more
minutes.

I mean, thank you for it.

Keep showing me your butthole.

I appreciate it.

I appreciate it.

And all the fans love it.

Loose Tuesday morning.

I'm doing it for you guys.

It's his frosted donut.

Okay.

So we're going to move into fucking.

What do you... Talk
with that on for a little bit.

Just for the wow factor.

You better.

All right.

You better.

All right.

Hair pulling, smacking, base sitting.

Spitting?

Yes.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Calm.

Do you like calm?

Yes.

Where?

Where do you want?

It's my choice.

Yes, it's your choice.

I hope all right.

I can't...

I can't... I can't... I
can't... I can't... I can't...

Wow.

Wow.

Got to be professional here.

Jesus.

We're planning this guys.

This is...

I'm...

I'm ready.

I don't really know what else I want to
talk about.

I'm almost... Yeah.

Stop talking.

I mean, she's definitely built for porn.

I mean, I'd like to talk to her for a
little bit more just to get a feel.

Yeah.

Okay.

How amazing she is.

Yeah.

Calm down, man.

Jesus.

I need to get a bullet back here to get
this.

So how come... How
come you are so hot?

And you've never done porn.

Like... What is...
What's the deal here?

I have no idea.

Not many women look like you and aren't
either in some sort of...

I guess physical based business.

Like you're not a model.

I try to be a model, but I have too many
tattoos.

You know?

And it's really hard to get like...

Work.

When you have these many tattoos.

Nobody wants to, you know, hire you.

Right.

Nobody wants to.

I'm like small things maybe,
but... Yeah, it's really hard.

So... And you've done
the piercing stuff too, right?

I think you told me you had the nipples
and stuff.

Yeah.

My nipples, belly bottom.

My tongue.

I have one right here.

A dermal?

Yeah.

Really bad idea.

That's it, I guess.

But you probably do it anyway.

I'm thinking about using my nipples again.

Four times.

But I don't know.

When you do watch porn.

Can't hear you little.

When you do watch porn, what do you watch?

Well, I don't watch like crazy extreme
shit.

Like, you know, like just regular porn.

But like what?

Specifically, like what kind
of... Like what turns you on?

Lesbian porn?

No.

Not really.

No scenes with Sean, turn you on.

Well, of course.

Have you seen porn?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That turns me off.

Yeah.

That's hard.

That's very hard.

You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm waiting for.

But like, you know, talking about
like... I'm not really into lesbian.

I'm really... I'm
into girls, but... No.

You know, not exactly.

I like more like three ways, you know,
things like that.

Right.

Yeah.

I like girls, but I like guys more.

So... Yeah.

Do you remember the last porn you saw?

No, honestly.

It was just this morning.

I mean... Exactly.

Honestly, let me see.

I don't know if that's much porn.

Because lately I'm being fucking like a
lot, guys.

So... I don't really have to...
But now that you're in porn...

Are you going to be watching... Are
you just said you were watching this fuck?

Are you going to watch your porn?

Yeah.

Right?

That turns me off.

Like, see myself.

Like, video of myself.

That turns me off.

Huh.

Like, for example, you know... All the
videos that I record with my best friend.

I like to watch that.

Like, yeah.

I like to see myself, like, getting
fucked.

What do you like to see?

Like, your facial reaction, your body.

What do you like to watch?

Like, all the way, I guess.

I think what he's asking is if you like to
look at your butthole.

No, no.

Do you like to... Are you
attracted by your own body?

You're attracted by your own body?

I'm not attracted by my own body.

No.

But you just like the fact that you're the
one getting fucked.

Exactly.

You don't want to get into pleasure.

I like seeing... Like,
watching someone fucking me.

Yeah.

And you're also pleasing to the man that
you pleasing.

Yeah.

That's hot.

That's very hot.

So you're more of a pleaser than...

Yeah.

Let's see there.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, I didn't see this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

What?

Where you going?

Going behind cameras.

Behind cameras?

Does that pull out?

Can't stop talking now.

Talking about yourself that day.

This is fun.

Don't you?

This is a fucking leash, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Talking about yourself that day.

Mm-hmm.

Do you like that?

Yes.

Yeah.

Look, any spank?

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You jerk that thing.

I love that.

Jerk that cock, what do you say?

Jerk it.

Jerk it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You want to get on that fucking dude?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, Brad.

Yeah, you want to grab that fucking ass
off?

I got my fucking ass off.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Oh, shit.

Ah, this feels so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

You're a good pussy.

You're a good pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fucking god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

You're the sweet asshole.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, come on.

Nice to see you right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Get my dick.

Come on.

Get him off.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, right there.

Fuck in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, I just have to take him and have
fun.

Oh, fuck.

It's been so fucking good with it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, yo, fuck me.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck.

You're spending me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, do it again.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yes.

Take that one.

Oh.

Yes, give it to me.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah, I've never done these before.

No?

No?

It's fucking awesome.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Ugh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh.

Yeah... I'll put your
mouth on your mouth.

Yeah, put the chin down.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Alright, how are we going to tell you back
up?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's fun.

Oh, yeah.

Alright.

It was awesome.

Now, do you wash that rope or?

Yes.

Alright.

I was going to say a little, a little
coming.

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Are you going to retight?

Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Well, I can retight if you want.

Oh, no, I mean, I don't want to.

It's up to you.

I don't want to round me, guys.

Oh, go retight, that shit.

Retight?

Yeah, if you want, don't take it off.

Oh, I'm going to retight every time.

Wait, I have to do it.

Not all about it.

Did you have fun today?

A lot.

Alright.

Thanks a lot.

Like I see, these are my dreams.

Sarah J.

Hey.

The first official laying podcast.

I feel honored.

You've done a bunch of podcasts.

Yeah.

Boring.

Sometimes.

Hopefully not.

It's like a mixed bag.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How many scenes have you done all that?

Yeah.

We've heard that about.

Yeah, I don't ever know that.

It's like a rough one.

Yeah.

I never counted.

Like I was in it for the long run.

Like, why am I going to count?

Like it's dumb.

And that's what Google's for.

Yeah.

You know, yeah, just difficult.

And then only that.

But like when I started,
there was like VHS and

then went to DVDs and
then it was like the internet.

It's like which ones do you count,
which ones do you not count?

I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

I'm still in it.

I'm still in my bills.

I'm still in my bills.

And we're not just podcasting today.

Right.

We're having sex.

Oh, that's very exciting.

Right.

We're just going to keep talking.

It's like, it's like I'm picking you up.

Right.

Okay.

So I'll get to know you for 30 minutes and
somehow I school.

So you're saying we're on a date.

We do do it like a podcast date.

I'll tell you about you.

So yeah, because I'm going to get to know
you.

That's cool.

And then I'm going to like what I see.

I'm going to like what I do.

I do, of course.

You're here for a reason.

Hey.

I'm here for a reason.

Because I have great vocal skills.

I can hear that.

You're here right now.

It's perfect.

So yeah, we're going to try to
differentiate ourselves from a saturated

market that is podcast by banging you here
on bang podcast.

I mean, that makes sense.

Yeah.

It's only right.

I mean, if it's a porn podcast,
shoot a porn.

And I am a porn star.

Right.

Yeah, you're a porn star.

Well, I mean, we should do this.

I don't know if I am.

But yeah.

No, I think you are.

Yeah.

You don't have a blue tag next to your
name.

No, I have a green check next to my
testing results.

Oh, see, that's all it matters.

Yeah, totally.

Well, shoot a porn.

How are you this morning?

I'm really good.

You got here early.

I know it's a good, right?

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, we're just wrong with you.

The whole reason people get in a porn is
to sleep and not degenerates.

No.

You're a businesswoman.

I am.

I was like, why not have like business and
fun at the same time?

Business is our pleasure.

And it's a pleasure doing business.

In fact, that should be the tagline.

I think that should be the tagline of our
industry.

Like in general, like everybody,
like that everybody needs to realize that.

Yeah.

And it is.

Yeah, it's supposed to be.

It really, yeah.

Somebody's girls look like they're in
pain.

Yeah, some of these guys look like they're
in pain.

It's fact.

Have you been in pain?

I mean, like, like the good kinds.

Good.

Good.

Good.

And let's get back to the business
portion.

Yeah.

Because right, we've already, we know
about the porn stuff.

And if you don't know about the porn
stuff, just Google her.

Yeah.

So what type of do you run businesses that
are outside of the adult film industry?

It's funny.

You mentioned that.

I just started a CBD company.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

I'm doing a massage oil and a lubricant.

Really?

And a bath bomb.

Mm-hmm.

That's cool.

What's so?

Does that absorb topically?

Yeah.

Really.

Yeah.

So is it, it just relaxes you or what is
it?

You know, it relaxes you and like can like
ease some pain and stuff too.

I take CBD every night before I go to bed,
helps me sleep.

And what does it just keeps like anxiety
away or stuff like that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what?

It also like, like, because I take,
I take CBD, like I said every night before

I go to bed and like induces drowsiness a
little bit.

And definitely relaxes you.

And then if you take enough, it will
induce drowsiness for sure.

Okay.

Yeah.

When do you have you already launched
that?

No, working on right now.

Yeah.

What type of process is that?

It's actually, you know, like kind of like
a process because you've got to come up

with the label, the products, the
labeling, and the labeling is like a

little bit tricky because there's so many
regulations right now.

And if you don't do your
labeling properly, you

won't be able to sell it in
certain arenas, you know?

Certain markets.

So yeah, just trying to like,
make sure that, you know,

everything is all the teas or
crossed and the eyes are dotted.

That's a little bit of a process.

And then getting like
merchant processing is too

because it's still considered
a high-risk product.

Right.

Because it's not necessarily THC,
but it's still in that gray area.

Exactly.

Well, it's kind of new, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you have anything else?

Any other industries?

Non-adult stuff?

Not really.

Most of my stuff is like pretty
adult-oriented.

You know, I have my own production company
and management companies.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good job.

Everybody always pronounce it wrong.

It's fine.

But now I love it and I love the industry.

So I started, like, put all my effort
into, like, giving back to the business.

20 years.

Yeah.

Isn't that funny?

I think it's awesome.

It's cool, but it's funny to me.

I'm like, well, it's time flies.

I mean, right.

Discussing more the business side of it.

You seem quite a change in the industry.

Yeah.

Technology.

Mostly.

Yeah.

Like, when I started, like, pictures were
done on, like, film.

And I got my negatives back from the
photographers.

And that wasn't even one-hour photo way
back then.

Oh, my gosh.

You know, like, it would take so long.

Like, the photographer
would come in with, like, this

giant box or maybe even,
like, a cooler of, like, film.

Like, little roles of film.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A lot of people don't even remember those
now.

Oh.

Yeah.

What is that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

But, you know, technology just took off.

And whenever we have, like, a boost in
technology, it really, like, affects our

industry because we, so much of our
industry is, like, budget-based.

You know?

So, like, we have a tendency to use
consumer products versus professional

products as far as, like, camera and
lighting and stuff like that often, you know?

So, whenever they've made things more
affordable for consumers, that's when our

industry is, like, grown and changed a
little bit, if you notice.

Yeah.

No, it's definitely become more
streamlined and people just, like,

crank it up, crank it up.

Yeah.

4K phones, man.

I know.

Just shoot on your phone, right?

Exactly.

You don't mean anything else.

Right?

Budgets gone way down.

Way down.

And that's another thing, too.

Right?

Like, people shoot four, like,
we're in sunny South Florida right here.

I mean, there's going to be, like, 11 scenes
shot here today in South Florida, right?

At least.

So, I mean, that's got
to be a drastic change

from, you know, even
just 10 years ago, no?

Totally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Although, like, you know, the money balance
was, like, so different before, too.

Like, now, so many of the performers are
creating their own content.

So, a lot of the money is staying in the
performers' hands.

Whereas, before, it was
larger production companies

that were cranking out
the scenes, you know?

Right.

We were a little bit behind the April.

Like, because typically,
they say porn leads the media

market in terms of, like,
transitions and innovations.

But I feel like we're, like, five or six
years behind the music market.

Right.

Because with the whole Spotify and iTunes
and Apple Music, that happened,

like, five or six years ago,
where they put the money back

into these hands as opposed
to, you know, the record labels.

And now that we finally are catching that.

Totally.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

You know, when all the free porn came out
on the internet, we were, like,

we did for, like, the longest
time and then we finally

started giving us some
money and that was great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Again, it's a pleasure to do a business,
but it's still a business.

It is definitely a business.

Yeah.

So, you're pretty business savvy?

Yeah, you know, like, I've always been
like that.

And, you know, I would
never have, like, a strong desire

to do any specific industry
when I was growing up.

Like, I knew whatever I did, I would be
really good at it.

Because I put, like, everything into
whatever I do.

And then I came across the adult industry
and I was like, this is fun.

I get laid.

And I can make it into a business.

This is great.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Yeah, sure.

And it's fun to be enthusiastic about the
business.

Absolutely.

Because, yeah, it changes all the time.

You have new encounters, new situations,
new scenes, new scripts.

It's never the same thing.

No, it doesn't have to
be, like, my day is always

different whether I'm making,
like, personal appearances.

Or, you know, maybe I'm making a bunch of
phone calls with my talent that I manage.

Or maybe I'm doing, like,
a lot of office work, like,

sending files and changing
file names and organizing things.

I spend a lot of time doing that.

It's kind of boring.

But I think a lot of my days
are spent, like, in front of

the computer, just making
sure everything is organized.

Busy work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And the side of stuff that people don't
see.

Some people work all that fun stuff.

Yeah.

I hate doing paperwork, though.

Like, I finally passed that off to my
assistant.

I was like, no, no more paperwork for me.

That's your job.

Yeah.

We paperwork is definitely the boring part
of the game.

A lot of the girls here,
when they come to do

paperwork, they're, like,
they're not necessarily lost.

But you have to really walk them through
here and walk them through it.

But, you know, they get through it.

And they also, they Uber.

Did you Uber?

I did Uber, actually.

Yeah.

I don't drive.

Well, I mean, I drive, but I don't have a
car.

Like, intentionally, not, like,
I'm, like, lacking a car.

Like, I don't want a car.

Why live downtown?

Okay.

And so I don't need a car.

Also, I don't like the temptation of,
like, drinking and driving.

And there's, like, so many people do on
drugs and partying in Miami that,

like, it's dangerous even if you're sober,
like, to drive.

You know, like, I just, I
don't want to be hassle

with parking and
insurance and all that stuff.

It's like, if you can remove one stress
from your life, do it.

Right, do it.

Yeah, sure.

And you could add CBD to really be sure.

Yeah, you know, like, I am stress free,
totally.

So no car.

How long have you gone with no car?

I got rid of my car and...
Well, I had a home in

Oregon and I left it
up there for a long time.

So I haven't had a car in Miami ever.

So I haven't had a car since 07 here.

Is that when you moved here?

Yeah.

From Oregon?

Well, I, um, I kept my place in Oregon
until 14 so, and I would just kind of,

like, go back and forth.

Is that where you originally from?

No.

I've lived all over.

Yeah.

I'm originally from Ohio.

Okay.

Yeah, Cincinnati, Ohio.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, me too.

It's cool.

Like, you know, we have to move on
sometimes.

Yeah, you did.

Totally.

Good choice.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know if anybody really wants
them and sincere.

You know, you'd be surprised.

That's probably the, like,
the thing I hate the most

about it is that people
there are very complacent.

They like, you know, it's
like not terrible enough

to leave, but it's not
like good enough to stay.

Like, comfort is a crutch.

Comfort is a crutch.

You just get used to life as it is and
say, oh, that's life.

Yeah, no, that's not me.

It doesn't have to be.

No.

Like, I'm proactive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What'd you do yesterday?

Yesterday was Sunday.

Yesterday was Sunday.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

And actually, you know, it's crazy
yesterday was my day off.

Like, that was like the only day off I had
all week.

And I got up, I got up
early and I had a painter

come in like estimate doing
my painting in my house.

And then I went back to sleep and I got up
and went to brunch.

And then I went back home and kind of like
did laundry.

And then I went to dinner and that was my
day.

Like, I ate twice.

Yeah, it was great.

What do you eat food?

Like, pretty much anything.

I'm saying, do you have any diet
restrictions?

You know, it's funny you ask if you want
to hear the story.

So I do not.

But you're right in short answering now.

Yeah, right.

But the reason behind that is like a year
and a half ago, I got hypnotized.

Oh, come on.

No, I swear.

Okay.

So like, don't make fun of me.

Well, all right.

I'll just try it.

Okay.

So I never ate fruits
and vegetables up until

a year and a half ago
when I got hypnotized.

I wanted to really bad, but like I had
these like mental blocks against it.

And so I went to him
and it's just and I like

literally walked out of
there and had a salad.

I'd never had a salad before.

So now I eat everything.

Like I eat salads and asparagus and
broccoli.

How much of this hypnosis charge you?

It wasn't, you know, it wasn't bad.

It was, yeah, it was really reasonable.

Just 1500.

No, no, you know, it's like two,
two, 50.

But it worked.

It totally worked to change my life.

That's ridiculous.

$250 changed my life, you know.

He had a flute and a cobra and a basket.

Yeah.

You're closer than my baby.

I can't hear you from way back there.

Was he selling snake oil or no?

No, you know.

But I do feel like
with the hypnosis and

thing, you have to like
really want it to work.

Like you can't like eat because it's not
like they show in the movies.

You know, it's like you're not like asleep
or anything.

Like it's like it's like an intervention.

You know, you're focused
up on somebody's voice

and they're telling you
the shit you need to hear.

And you're like, you know what?

You're right.

And then they'll like install
like little memory things

so that you remember that
conversation like all the time.

And you're like, yeah, I should eat this.

It's good for me.

So what's your favorite fruit now?

Okay, so my new favorite fruit is
definitely apples.

Like why did I miss out on an apple?

Apples are so good.

It took hypnotism to try an apple?

Yes, it did.

I mean, hey.

Yeah, no, I'd never had an apple before.

Well, like ready Smith Fuji.

I think like the green ones are really
good.

The ones are like all the way,
all the way green.

And those gala ones, those are really good
too.

Like, yeah, I don't know.

Like, but I'm so excited about apples now.

Wow, congratulations.

And when apples and peanut butter,
like it's so cool.

How long ago was this?

A year and a half.

A year and a half ago.

And you're on board.

I am like fully on board.

Like I've tried everything.

Yeah, like every vegetable that's come my
way, every fruit that's come my way.

I want to taste it.

Yeah.

So what did you eat before that?

Meat and cheese, bread.

Meat, cheese and bread.

So sandwiches.

Like, or meat and bread.

Or meat and bread.

Or cheese.

Yeah, peanut butter.

Okay.

Lots of protein.

Yeah, I did eat potatoes, even before the
hypnotism.

Well, that's a vegetable.

Yeah, it's a vegetable.

Yeah, it's a vegetable.

Yeah, it's a vegetable.

Yeah, right.

So all right, welcome to the world of
omnivores.

Yeah, you know, like, it was like a thing.

Like, my biological father,
he had to produce stores

that I was like around
when I was like little.

And it was like not always the most
pleasant experience to be around,

you know, fruits and vegetables on like a
lower level.

What do you mean biological father?

Would you adopt it?

No, like, yeah, he just like, it's not in
my life.

I was kept down.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You prefer the septo.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, my septo is awesome.

We've been, we've been my stepdad since I
was 11.

Nice.

Yeah.

I use it.

Like, when I do a construction,
I use a step ladder.

That's because I never knew my real
ladder.

I'm never.

I'm never.

Cheek jokes.

Cheek jokes.

That was horrible.

But it was great because I've never heard
it.

Yeah.

A little actual dad jokes.

Literally.

Like they're actual dad jokes.

Yeah.

Are you a mother?

No.

No.

Do you want to be?

No, I got fixed.

I got the handle.

Yeah.

You got the what?

I got that problem.

Oh, I thought you said I got the bottom
handle.

Well, yeah, that too.

All right, so no kids.

No.

Marriage?

I was married.

I've been divorced for like a bunch of
years, like 13 years maybe or something.

Never again.

No.

See, I'm I'm I'm not married.

I haven't been married,
but I feel like if I do get

married, I'm either going
to get get married forever.

Yeah.

Or I'm going to have like a ton of
ex-wives.

Oh, I'm going to do
either or because if I if I get

a divorce, then I'm just
saying it for the party.

Right.

I just want tons of weddings.

Yeah.

I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll sub him out.

Sub him out every five years.

You know, I stay single and have parties
anyway.

How's that?

Yeah.

Sounds better.

I mean, I'm not single, but.

Well, no, but I mean, like just no
wedding.

Yeah, stay unmarried.

Yeah.

I don't need to get the government
involved in my personal relationship.

That's it.

Yeah.

And it's hard to get out of it.

It's not the easiest thing.

Right.

Yeah.

It's like paperwork.

It's a married league game.

Yes.

I am married to the game.

Nailed it.

Who nailed you?

Lots of people.

And 20 years in.

You're committed.

I am.

You're committed to this business.

You're going.

I know.

She's a veteran.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Somebody called me vintage vagina the
other child.

Oh, okay.

I'll take it.

That's fine.

It has like a mystic or lure to it.

It reminds me of a bottle of wine.

I know.

The VV.

I like that.

It's set a Sarah J.

We'll get a necklace that says vintage.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was a good year.

77.

Yes.

You want a 77?

Yeah.

Same year Star Wars came out.

Oh, my God.

I love Star Wars.

Yeah.

Which one's your favorite?

Okay, thank God.

Yeah.

I thought you were going to say
like, one of these new... Come on.

I was born.

I was born for a special.

Yeah.

Right?

I've never even heard about that.

No, they haven't.

You want Christmas special?

And isn't there like a Chewbacca one too?

Or is that the same one?

Something like, I think it might be the
same thing.

Yeah.

It's like notoriously terrible.

Yeah.

It's like comically terrible.

Oh, okay.

Well, I mean, the original one was
supposed to be...

Like, when they first released it,
they were like, this is a joke.

Like, this is... Like,
it was so campy.

Yeah.

It was kitschy that they're like,
this isn't serious.

But it was also the 70s.

So, like, everything was a little bit.

Yeah.

Whatever good movies came out in the 70s.

Deep throat.

Well, I didn't see that either.

I didn't see that either.

It's mostly shot here.

Is it?

And then software already.

That's cool.

And it's good?

I mean, not particularly.

So then why would you bring it up as a
classic?

Right.

I see some talking shit from the 70s.

I don't know.

What movies have you seen lately?

Uh, I just watched... Zombie
Line 2, which was really good.

Really?

Yeah, I was totally surprised, because I
didn't think it was going to look that good.

No, it's Diego.

Don't not feel on it.

The first one was good.

I thought they were both pretty good.

My favorite...

I think this cinematically,
the best one that

was recently shot
that I saw was the King.

What's that about?

My Netflix.

It was about Henry IV.

Oh, yeah.

Really good.

My check it out.

Really good.

Speaking of Netflix, Irishmen.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, but I don't have two weeks to spare
to re-watch it.

Yeah.

No.

It took me forever to watch that.

I was watching it like 20 minutes and it's
like...

I still haven't dedicated to it.

Dude, it's so funny when you did that.

It's so good though.

It's very good.

Yeah, of course it's going to be good.

It's a good story too.

I wasn't fully aware of that story.

Like, of all the details.

I mean, Hoffa?

Yeah, I didn't know all the details about
the details.

Well, the details, yeah, there's a lot.

And there's a lot of missing details too
that they filled in for the film.

But that still people don't know.

So... But yeah, I've known the
Jimmy Hoffa's cliche set forever.

Like, I knew that he was like a teamster.

And like, I knew that he was like involved
with the mafia bag.

I wasn't really totally sure how that
relationship worked out.

It's very regularly filled.

No, giant stadium.

Oh, a giant.

Yeah.

But I guess it just painted a full picture
for me of how that relationship was built.

And that was kind of cool.

And how the mob took over everything.

They said corporations took down the mob.

I think corporations are the mob.

Oh.

Wow.

And conspiracy theories.

Yeah.

Do you believe in a conspiracy theory?

I'm a conspiracy theory.

Oh, here we go.

What's your favorite one?

Um, like, there's definitely big fight.

Wait.

So, a skunk cape?

What's that?

I don't know what those are.

Yeah, the floor of the Everglades one is
skunk cape.

Oh, like, yeah, for sure.

I believe that, like, I've got this theory,
like, I've fully made this up on my own.

So, like, this is my own personal theory.

But I've got this theory that,
like, those type of beasts are,

like, kind of everywhere.

And just, like, very few and far between.

And they're scared of us.

They're not, like, they're not,
like, carnivorous.

They just...

Because if they were
carnivorous, we'd have dead, like,

animal bodies and people
bodies, like, everywhere.

I think... People finding
dead bodies in the forest.

Well, I think, I think they, like,
eight leaves and hide in the top of trees.

And they run away from us.

Maybe they've been hypnotized, and
that's why they don't... Oh, you guys...

Oh, it's full circle.

Now you still live in Oregon, you know?

And, like, when you go
out to the woods, you're like,

there's some things that
could be hiding out here.

Like, the woods are big.

Yeah, like, deep.

Yeah, lots of big wood.

Big foot.

Yeah.

For sure.

No, I totally believe in big foot.

You're, like, not even gonna lie,
yeah.

Nobody's ever seen one.

But... There's people
that have seen them.

What's it called?

The famous one?

Not just a computer film.

Sasquatch.

Sasquatch.

Sasquatch.

That guy who shot it.

Yeah.

Oh, right.

That video.

The black and white one, right?

Yeah.

Now, there was, like, I like...

I used to live in an area that was,
like, kind of known for big foot.

And there was, like, this guy that would
come and stay for, like, six months in my

area and, like, keep
track of... Of big foot.

That's quite showing things and stuff.

...sightings.

Successful.

I mean, it could happen, like,
I don't know, you know, everybody's,

like, views on, like, evolution,
all that stuff is, like, different.

But, you know, like, in between, between
animals and man, today's man, I don't know.

The missing link?

It could be the missing link, you know.

What else besides Sasquatch?

Skunk cape in...

9.11, you know?

Like, yeah, that whole thing.

Yeah, and that one's starting to get a
little questionable at this point.

I was a denier of that for so long,
and now I'm like...

...what of it?

Tower 7, man.

That doesn't make any sense.

Right, the Pentagon.

The Pentagon.

That doesn't make any sense where the
plane go.

You know?

I'm scared of shit when I heard the
Pentagon was getting hit.

Dude, I was scared of shit when I heard
the first plane hit.

And then the second one...

I will never forget it was in,
like, I was in, like, third grade.

Oh, my God.

Were you really?

No, I think I was in, like... I
think I was in eighth grade.

Oh, my God.

That was so long.

And kids were getting pulled out of
school.

And I'm like, why is everybody going home?

I was cheating on my husband.

Oh!

Oh, here we go.

No, it was, like, my husband was actually
in New York.

And I was... It was
a first responder.

No.

And you were just like, ooh, this is
crazy.

It's terrible, right?

So, like, I had left a strip club, and I
may have gotten some, like, strange.

..

...strange.

And I went home, and when I got home,
there was, like, you know, a message.

On my answering machine.

Yeah.

I remember answering machines.

There was a message on
my answering machine, and

it was, like, the World
Trade Center blew up.

And I was like, oh, shit.

And so I turned on the TV.

And then I had to go to my wisdom teeth
pulled out the same day.

So, like, I'm sitting there watching, like,
all the devastation, getting my teeth.

Why he was complaining too much.

But I... No.

Sheeding on your husband.

Yeah, me.

On 9-11.

No, I know.

Isn't that terrible, but that's how I
remember that.

I said you got divorced, right?

Yeah.

No way.

No, I didn't say it was his fault.

Like, yeah, I said it was my fault.

Like, I wasn't the greatest wife.

It was probably a bad decision.

So that happens at strip clubs?

No, like, I used to fuck the balancer.

Yeah.

So, like, after he got off work,
we...

You know.

It's always the ones that just tell you
not to worry about.

No, no.

Nobody ever said that about me.

Like... Oh, yeah.

Everybody be worried about everybody?

Yeah, I know.

Nobody's off limits.

Yeah.

For sure.

Absolutely.

I like that.

I was just not the greatest wife.

Like, I just didn't really have like this
home monogamy thing down very well.

It's tough to get behind.

I mean, come on.

Cheery, how many people are attractive out
in the world?

Yeah.

And not that I was like a terrible wife,
because I always like put my husband first.

Like, I always like made sure he was good
and made sure he was like taking care of.

And like, you know, he had his needs
fulfilled and whatnot.

But if there was some pretty time.

Yeah.

Was he in the biz?

No, not really.

No.

What do you mean that really?

Like, he did a couple scenes here and there,
but he wasn't really in the biz, yeah.

Yeah.

So how does one satisfy you?

Or one does not satisfy you?

Yeah.

I need variety.

You have a little idea.

I could have like a couple like...

I think it was like
I have like a small

rotation of like people
I'm very familiar with.

You know?

She has a roster.

Yeah.

A roster.

A stable of hose.

Kind of.

Yeah.

A stable for sure.

How many?

Over the years, like it's gotten...
My stable keeps getting smaller.

Smaller's marks.

My needs have changed, you know.

But like, I would say I probably have like
a stable of like 5 and 10.

Oh, that's not too bad.

Yeah.

I thought you were going to say like a
baker's does in myself.

No, no.

Okay.

So if this was 10 years ago, probably like
30.

Oh, wow.

But like, yeah, I know.

The whole football team.

Right.

That would be fun.

But now things have changed.

You know, I'm like a little bit older.

I'm a little... I'm very busy
doing business and stuff.

I don't have time for just a bunch of
random penis.

Random penis.

Like it's a little hairy too.

Well, if they don't shave, yeah.

Well, yeah.

You know what I mean.

I'm a dangerous.

Like you're taking a back alley
roll of the... Well, not quite bad.

But how does that sound?

Yeah, no.

I'm pretty safe.

Like, you know, I get...

People usually get tested every 10 to 14
days.

Yeah.

People in porn are very safe.

Mostly.

I mean, I don't want to put a blanket over
everybody.

There's some hose out there.

Yes.

Hi, I'm Sean.

Nice to meet you.

Yeah.

But it's safe, though.

It's safer than the general market.

Yeah.

But it's safe, though.

It's safer than the general market.

Yeah.

At least we know that within two weeks
we've been clean.

Yeah.

and every two weeks, you know.

Right.

And if you're not... Well, you
don't get that work from that.

I mean, you figure, like, if you were to,
like, go out to a bar and, like,

just pick up a random girl, or a guy,
or whatever, or, like, you know,

even have sex with, like,
your neighbor or something,

when was the last time that
they were tested, you know?

My neighbor?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah.

You see what I'm saying?

I mean, you fucked your neighbor?

Oh, yeah.

Really?

Like, that's not, like, fair game.

The where do you live?

So I can move my phone.

I haven't fucked the
neighbors I have now, but I've

fucked my neighbors in
different places before.

That's, like, every man's dream.

Jiggle, you ever fucked your neighbor?

I don't believe so.

No?

It's a tough one to tackle.

Really?

Yeah.

Now, I think it's very convenient.

Of course it's convenient.

That's why it's so tough to tackle.

It's, it's four meets function.

No.

That's the dream.

Yeah.

No, it's, like, yeah.

And not just that, but your neighbor's
Sarah Jay.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, then again, like you said earlier,
it's kind of a layup.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I hope that's not too many.

Oh, man, you've had some pun today.

You and the puns.

So you, I got this question
that I have to ask because

it's, it's going to blow on
my mind if you say yes.

You've been in the game for, you've been
shooting poor for 20 years.

Mm-hmm.

Right?

I have.

So have you worked with anybody who was
not born yet when you started?

For sure.

Like so many times.

You've been doing porn longer than they've
been alive.

Yeah.

And then you fucked them.

I mean, I just did like three scenes last
week with Little D.

He was born in 2000.

And 2000, I was like a full blown,
an important star.

Like, yeah.

Wow.

I think that was like 2000 is like when I
started.

Speaking of 9-11, the craziest thing I saw
recently was a girl who's born after 9-11.

Like she just turned 18.

And I'm like, Dude.

Yeah.

That's wild.

It's a lot.

It's a lot.

We run into a lot of those people that
have no idea of 9-11.

Right.

No.

They weren't cheating on their husband the
day it happened.

You know, it's different world out there.

I know.

I'm not, you know.

There's a reason why I'm here.

You know?

And I'm here because I can't keep my legs
closed.

You've been close for like 40 minutes or
whatever.

We're gonna get them open here as soon.

Yeah.

I'm like, hopefully we're
gonna start ramping

up into getting you naked
and having some sex.

That's the best part.

Even after all these years, I still like
to get fucked.

That's awesome.

You know, when I...

I was like a year in, and my buddies were
like, Dude, you have sex like all the time.

Doesn't it get boring?

And like you said about the Cheerios?

Yeah.

It's like, I mean, you eat every day,
right?

Yeah.

But you're still hungry tomorrow.

Still hungry.

So food.

No.

Food doesn't lose the taste.

And women are still amazed.

Women are better now.

Seven years into the business.

No, they are.

You know why?

Because there's more competition,
I think.

No, I'm saying for me.

Oh.

I like a broader spectrum of women now
than I did when I first got in.

You've like developed your talent.

Yeah.

The accoutrement.

Right.

So I think through exposure, I
like... I think every woman's hot.

Good.

That makes your job a lot easier.

It really does.

Yeah.

I don't take my algorithm or anything like
that.

So yeah.

I'm just like, oh.

That's cool.

Two hits a hole in a heartbeat.

I'm there.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

That's all.

That's all.

What do you need?

What do you need?

I need somebody to like, just be nice.

I'll tell you they love you.

No.

I'll just be nice.

Hi.

Like, hi.

You know?

Just be nice and friendly.

That's it.

That's all I need.

I'm pretty easy.

And get your dick hard.

That, like, if you like... Hi.

I'm hard back here.

That was just a mistake.

Diego's right.

No, it's totally fine.

Like, yeah.

If I can't see, like, outward
signs of your attractive

attraction to me and makes
it a little bit more difficult.

I do like to know that you're attracted to
me.

Yes, I am.

Yeah, great.

You're not just doing this for your
paycheck.

And if I believe the earth is flat,
are you attracted as well?

What'd you say?

If the earth is flat?

No, I'm not in a flat or a third.

That is one... I'm very
much a conspiracy theorist.

But that's not the one.

I think those people are whack.

I can't understand your logic.

It's a tough one to get the help.

I can't get their logic on that one.

I've researched it.

And I'm sorry.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

There's no scientist out there backing the
flat earth.

It's all like...

I hate to say it, but it's like wrappers
and social media influencers.

It's tough for me to believe
you as opposed to the person

who's done 20 years of PhD
research on the subject matter.

There's a lot of pictures of the earth
from away from the earth.

And Coriolus effect?

Yes, it's actually round.

And if you are really careful
and you look on the horizon,

you'll kind of notice that it
bends a little bit on the edges.

That's actually called a Terminator
Illusion.

Even if it's an illusion, it still
happens.

I mean, the earth is round, okay,
guys?

Yeah, there you go.

So are your boobs.

Fuck it.

It broke a motion.

Jesus.

Who am I?

Sorry, I know words.

I'm a loquacious person.

Oh, boy.

Here we go.

Did you get that out of like a dictionary?

No.

When I finished my popsicle yesterday or
something, it's more today.

It's in loquacious talks to you.

The pop cap.

Yeah.

It's an apple cap.

Whatever.

I like words.

Yeah, words are good.

Poops are better.

Uh, words for boobs are better.

Yes.

Resticles, testicles.

Yeah.

What's your favorite boobies?

Boobies.

I'm the boob dude.

Boobies are cool.

Like, that word is cool.

I think I'm a, I think I'm a tits girl.

Tits are great.

Jugs.

Canons.

Uh, what is it?

Uh, bags of flesh.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

That's a turn off.

I was, it was wiggling down there.

And now it's kind of crawl back in the
kitchen.

Bag of flesh.

But, is that what you feed Bigfoot?

You went two bags of flesh wrapped around
your sweater puppies.

Sweater puppies are nice.

Milk puppies.

They stopped taking bags of flesh.

Sweater puppies milk puppies.

Bags of sand.

Wow.

That one fell forward.

Very, very.

So complex.

What are those?

So 100cc.

800cc.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

Giants.

Dude.

My motorcycle doesn't have that much.

Okay.

But I can take it for a ride.

Is this, are we going there now?

Are we starting to, are we going to start
revving things up here?

Rare.

Everybody who's been watching this up
until now was interested in you.

You've adjusted your pants.

You, you saw that?

I don't, yeah.

No.

People were interested in the philosophy
of your life and background.

And now they're like, oh, porn.

And they're going to start clicking away.

I mean, we can, we can talk while we do
it.

I've done that before.

Hey.

How's it going?

So talk to me more about the club.

It's hard for you to keep both heads
working at the same time.

No, I could talk.

No, you could do it.

Yeah, okay.

So long as those 800ccs are bouncing in my
face.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Should be no problem.

Sweet.

Yeah.

I think we have reached
the, uh, the portion of the

show where things are
going to get a little x-rated.

Oh, really?

Do you have anything that you want to plug
before we leave here on the bang podcast?

You know, keep an eye out for,
like, my stuff from white side productions

where we're working
really hard to, like, kind of,

you know, create our
own niche in the industry.

White side productions, white side
management.

Yeah.

Spell it so people say it right now,
right?

Everybody does it wrong.

It's W-Y-D-E-S-Y-D-E.

White side.

White side.

Yeah, because I got a fat butt.

You do?

Yeah.

You want to see it?

Yeah.

Stand up, let's see.

You have a fat butt.

Oh, wow.

Can I, can I spank it once?

And then we're going to have to, I think
we're going to have to tell everybody.

Everybody who's not 18 years old who's
watching this.

You're going to have to turn your eyes
away.

Muffs.

Yeah, your hair.

Your eye muffs.

Get it muffs.

Is this inspired or anything?

Yeah.

It inspires and erecting.

That's exactly what I was doing here.

I was going for that.

Mm-hmm.

You're basically on the couch.

Oh.

The couch.

This does.

You know, when I sat down, I was, like,
wondering if it had been Clorox already.

That couch has never been sexy.

Oh, wow.

We're going to take its virginity.

It's going to be crisp.

Yeah.

That's exciting.

Right?

Yeah.

No, thanks.

Yeah.

Yeah, thanks.

What does it smell like?

Smell it.

Tell me.

Hopefully laundry detergent.

Oh, wow.

Either that or, like...
Fabric softener too.

Yeah.

Smell one.

Very nice.

Oh, and...

Oh, did you cook...
What a sicko.

Did you cook onions and burgers last
night?

No.

But I went to the meat restaurant,
right?

Yeah.

It smells like a wish destroyer.

Doesn't it?

It was a really good meat restaurant.

How do you eat your meat?

Like, you know, medium rare medium.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah.

I was sharing a meat platter, so we went
with medium.

How many guys is that?

I was sharing it with two other guys.

A large meat platter.

It is Miami.

Mm-hmm.

Things are different here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

A little bit.

You want to know what's really cool?

I never forget.

I was in college and I heard about your
blowbang.

Oh, wow.

I was like, I was like, I do not live in
Miami.

Like, I could go.

Like, I could go.

The 2012, the first one.

The first one.

Yeah, I did one in 12 and 14.

How were they?

Uh, it was... it was what it is,
right?

Like, a bunch of strangers and their
pieces.

Wow.

How many guys is this?

The first one was like six and the second
one was 14.

Oh, that's not bad.

It's gone.

Yeah, it was like gonna be like,
I'll earn seven.

You know, there was like a lot of loops to
jump through.

That's what they heard.

That's what they heard.

Tuesday night.

Yeah.

For you.

Not heard for you.

Yeah, there was a lot of like hoops to
jump through.

So, you know, it didn't amount.

Okay.

It's in the crop.

Yep.

It wasn't bad.

It was a good time.

And what's great now is I could...

I can get blown by you without seven other
dudes there.

That would be way better.

It's gonna happen.

Yeah.

Again.

I like you.

What?

I like you.

Stop.

Yeah.

You're not supposed to.

No, like your penis.

Oh, I was gonna say it.

Don't be liking me.

I was like looking forward to today.

Oh, nice.

Well, we're happy to have you.

Yeah.

Have you ever gotten like emotionally
involved with somebody on set?

I don't have any emotions.

I'm coldhearted.

I'm like... Yeah.

How many times have you guys worked
together, aren't you?

I don't know.

We were trying to figure it out.

Yeah.

That's in two and four.

Yeah, not many.

But it's good at math.

A few.

A few that we know.

Over the span of my career.

Because I worked with you back in 2013.

Yeah.

And then again in like...

16 or 17.

Yeah.

And then I feel like another time.

I feel like we did it three times.

Yeah.

But yeah.

Could be one more.

Could be one last semester.

Right.

Who gives it shit?

Yeah.

No.

Enough.

You know what?

We've worked together enough that I
remember what your dick looks like.

Nice.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, you showed me your tits
before this.

So I remember what your tits look like.

Well, everybody knows what they like.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is true.

Billions of views.

Which speaking of which,
on your YouTube channel, I

saw you have 50 million
views on your YouTube channel.

Yeah, there's some views on there.

I think I have like right under 300,000
subscribers.

Jesus.

Yeah, not bad, right?

Not bad.

Yeah.

It's pretty good.

Especially for not second dick on it.

I know.

People have interest in you other than
blow jobs and gang bangs.

What type of stuff is on there?

I do like comedy.

You know, like little skits and stuff.

Yeah.

Did you check any of it out?

Yeah, of course.

I was funny.

Girls aren't funny.

But it was sexy.

Oh, thanks.

No, I liked the will it balance was
hilarious.

Okay.

They were set up somewhere.

They're funny.

I was cracking up.

Yeah.

And the whole presentation of it.

So basically, if you haven't
seen her YouTube channel,

she does like things that
will balance on her badass.

Yeah.

We did kind of like a take on like will it
blend?

Right.

Right.

Yeah.

And it's like definitely comedy.

But I also like write a lot of like skits.

Like I do like a lot of lists.

That's pretty fun.

And yeah, just try to be funny.

You know, make fun of like the world and
life.

Do you have any speaking of lists?

Do you have any celebrities on your list?

So many.

How have you scratched any celebrities off
of your list?

So many.

Who can you say?

I can't say anybody.

Did you sign an NDA?

Or are you just... No, no.

I'm just like that kind of...
I'm like that kind of girl.

Like I'm not that really your kiss and
tell kind of girl.

Yeah, you're super discreet.

Well, I mean, like we all
know what I do, but you

don't need to know who
I'm doing it with, you know?

Especially in your own time.

Right.

Yeah, sure.

Not only that, but I want
to like keep on doing it

with people who might
want their privacy respected.

I got you.

So you don't want to be out there with it.

I don't want my privacy.

And you lose opportunities.

Oh, I get you.

Yeah.

I see what you're saying.

Like if I, like, blab about somebody's
name, then the next somebody that comes

around there, like she's going to blab my
name too.

Yeah.

We don't want that.

Protect your, protect your business.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, like, personal stuff.

It's not really that business thing at
that point.

Do you like red necks?

You want me to top here like this?

No.

No.

Come on.

You don't want me to be ready to do this.

I'm from Cincinnati, which borders
Kentucky.

Yeah.

So I came across a lot of people with various
different southern accents growing up.

It's not my favorite.

No.

Damn it.

Yeah.

I mean, we got you on this side.

We're not going to get you on roadside.

Roadside Triple X.

What is that?

That's another website that we do.

Oh, yeah.

I like having sex on the side of the road.

Well, that's what we do on roadside Triple
X.

Yeah.

Shameless plug.

I do, actually.

Like, in the car, out of the car.

Roadside Triple X is what we do.

I've done that in my personal life many
times.

That's like a hobby.

What we also do that on roadside Triple X.

On top of the car.

Not on road side.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, you still have an SUV with a
captain's chairs in the middle.

Yeah.

That's like the best.

Because you can get like a lot of space.

It's like a love seat almost in there.

It's really good for doggy, too.

Like, you can get doggy in between those
two chairs real nice.

Mm-hmm.

On the side of the road, even.

Yeah.

Roadside.

All right.

I'm done plugging that.

I want to have some sex.

I was going to say, could you like plug
something else, please?

Oh, I get it.

You're not the only one in this room with
some puns.

Yeah.

I thought you were going to say it was
some pun, but I get it.

Yeah.

No.

I could see your cleavage and your nips.

Your nippin' hard.

Yeah.

Your nippin' hard.

I'm gettin' hard.

Yeah.

The last time I wore this, I had to wear
like pasties.

So my nipples didn't say hi to everybody
before I did.

Yeah.

Because without substantial your
chichones, sorry.

People are noticing that.

Well, I had a bureau.

Yeah.

Can you see, dude?

You got a bird's eye?

Yeah.

I feel like they introduced themselves.

Well, right, we are about to start getting
a naked here.

And anybody who's
not 18 is going to have to

turn this off and go over
to the Bang Podcast.

It's called Bang Podcast.

Bang.

And that's where they can watch this whole
thing.

Like, if you're on Bang
Podcast right now, it's

just going to keep
going into the sex part.

Mm-hmm.

You ready?

Almost ready.

Let's give it another 30 seconds to
give time for all the people to... Yeah.

We're about to show some like aerial eyes
and some nips.

Some blow jobs and some snacks.

How do you want to have sex today?

Here, let's do that.

Let's do that before... Yeah, well, I'm
really looking forward to blowing you.

Oh.

Yeah.

So I don't know if you
want to sit down or if

you want to stand up,
but I do want your dick.

I'm going to replace that mic with my
cock.

Perfect.

Oh, right here.

This is good angle.

Let's just do that first.

And then... That's how we
block things before... Right.

We're going to...
Where we shoot, right?

And for those who don't know.

So you can stand here and then we can do
it like this.

And we'll be open to the camera,
we'll be lovely.

And then I think there should be like a
doggy administered.

Maybe with my head this way and my butt
this way.

Yeah.

Or maybe the other way.

Because then your butt will be in the way.

So maybe we should put my butt that way.

Yeah, I don't see my flap.

Yes.

I mean, some people do.

But I think the majority of this
particular crowd might want to see.

Yeah, shake your butt one more time.

Yes, sir.

Jesus.

Yeah.

You're in a good slot.

Inspector.

Nice to see you.

Oh, well.

Oh, well.

That is a lot of thickness.

Yeah.

Damn.

Very nice.

You have some doggy for sure.

Yeah, for sure.

Some riding.

You know, I know that you're like the boob
dude apparently, right?

Apparently.

Which means that I
think that I should try

to like wrap these two
toes around your meat.

Honestly, sometimes two jobs feel better
depending than almost anything for me.

I think it's because I like boob so much.

The softness of the skin.

And I still get to see your face.

Like, I've had two jobs that have
literally blown my mind.

I'm just like...
That's exciting.

You know, I have to stay
like, like, obviously I don't

have a clip in my tits,
which would be cool if I did.

Yeah.

But I really like guys who can get off
that way because it's kind of...

I mean, it's not totally rare,
but it's like few and far between.

Oh, no, no.

So like, maybe you should come here.

Maybe we should come like that today.

Okay.

You know, because that's
very exciting for me if I can

like make you come without
my mouth or am I posting it?

It's like, wow.

Oh, it's like challenge.

A little bit of a challenge, but like
exciting.

It's like different.

You know, like, okay, cool.

Let's do it like this.

Bang podcast.

If you're not watching on bang,
go there now.

Take your shirt off.

Let's see those titties.

You ready?

Oh, I'm ready.

One, two, three.

See, this is a... This is a
proper way to do a podcast.

Yes.

Yes.

Bangpodcast.com.

Boobies.

Now we could say whatever we want because
now we're not on main platforms.

Bangpodcast.com.

Look at those titts.

I know.

And I want to drool down this side of your
day.

See, you do show our boy the titties.

Show everybody your titties.

Look at that.

Oh, look at that.

That's a whole lot of titties.

So I'm going to stop diddling my mustache
and go do it myself behind over here.

Oh, there you go.

Yeah, watch it.

What a mustache it is.

Do you buy that?

Wow, nice titties.

Here.

Let me sniff those too.

Titties.

Look at these.

God damn.

Mmm.

You said my clothes smelled like meat.

Actually, I actually, that was just a
joke.

Oh, you're not going to have to smell like
meat.

Smell like, let's smell clean.

Okay, it might smell like.

Yeah.

No, it smells fun.

It smells good enough.

So how about a bj?

Get your dick over here.

Do I need these headphones anymore?

We're just going to get in the fucking
thing.

I think we're going to be in the way.

Oh, come this way.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm already hard.

Titties.

Your tits are up.

Your tits are up.

Oh.

Mmm.

Your, your zippers even.

Look.

Pop it open.

Pop it.

Um, is that a pickle in your pocket?

No, it's a big dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, no.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

No, no, no.

I'm totally like understands the truth.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Huh, shit.

Well, shit.

I can get, I can get.

Oh, oh I thought he's over okay then.

Oh, baby...

Nothing...

Oh, baby...

Oh, baby... Oh,
baby... Oh, boy...

Let's see, let's get it.

Oh...

Oh... Oh... I can't...

Oh...

I can't... Oh... I can't... I'm
gonna take this stuff out.

Yeah.

Oh man, I hit it for my back.

Please.

Come and get it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

No.

Mmm.

Oh, good as to you.

It's my city.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What else you're gonna talk about?

Oh!

That dick going in and out of this pussy?

Yes!

So you didn't come yesterday, so I'm going
to get all the code in here.

Like, I want all of it.

I do.

Fresh one of the swords.

Oh, damn, yeah.

Yeah.

Get it, get it, get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it.

Oh no, big ass, I could chew.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah!

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

Here, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, again.

Yeah, again, Spain.

Yeah, I like getting proud.

I like me grabbing my meat.

Like it.

Let's see.

I grabbed my meat.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grab the meat bag.

Yes.

Yes, man.

Yeah.

Here, let's do that, be sure to do it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my god, you're gonna sip some of your
coffee when it comes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh.

Oh,

oh.

You ready?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

This is what you're doing.

Yeah.

Hello.

Hi.

Where are we?

Oh, these are a little bit.

Right.

Right, right, right, right.

This is still Bangkok, Afghanistan.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

You like to want to dance a big ass up and
down on your neck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, is it okay?

It's right, boo, too.

Yeah, I do.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that's a nice and easy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you're gonna get it.

Yeah, it's gonna get it.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, shit.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh!

Yeah.

Yeah, go grab, grab 10 pictures of this.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes, it's good.

Yes, it's good.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Jesus.

Oh.

That's a natural last, huh?

It is.

Well, I mean, look at the way it moves.

Yes, it's super jiggly.

You can fucking tell.

I've always had it.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, show me your butthole.

Take it in the ass.

Never.

What?

Fucking virgin.

Hey.

You can alarm yourself going.

It's time to wake up.

I don't know what happens with that song.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm like like you made that.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's flip around.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's more dick.

Yeah.

You wanna give it to me?

Do you want me to suck it a little bit
first?

Oh, I mean, I never turned down a blowjob.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

This is kind of fun.

This isn't typical porn sex either,
huh?

Mm-hmm.

We're able to do what we want.

Mm-hmm.

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M You put all your way in my chest is
cool.

Oh, it's in.

Oh, it is in your face.

Oh, my... Oh, my... Oh!

Oh, my... Oh!

Oh... Oh!

Oh!

Oh, it's always... giving me hair.

Oh... oh... oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, get it, get it, get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it.

Oh,

yeah, it's just, it's just, oh,
you are the building.

Let's get in.

Let's get in.

Let's get in.

Let me see.

Yeah.

There she goes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

is it for me to say real hard here?

For me, it's got no hard.

Yeah.

You want to think we can study for
tomorrow?

You're going to give me that long day.

Can she not hit this all over my fucking
neck?

I'm having a spoon for a couple of
minutes.

Yeah.

I could use another position.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, get it.

Get it.

I'm super flexible.

Yeah, look at you.

I actually, I come better at that.

Get it, get it, get it, get it,
get it.

Oh, I like watching it.

I like watching that fucking tickle and
I'm not on my bus.

Yes.

Get it.

Oh, I like it like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get it, get it, get it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sweating.

It'll make me work.

I like it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

I mean, it's like a really good lazy at
home.

Oh, silly.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

You know, you have a big summer one.

Well, you're gonna get it, get it,
get it, get it, get it, oh yeah!

Oh, yeah, so it's good.

.. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, oh you got some.

Oh my god, I do!

I don't want to hit her.

I'm going to lay it right in between my
teeth.

Almost.

Almost.

And he's not dead.

She's like... Did he fall correct?

Yeah, how do you want me?

Going to lay it kind of lay down and
you'll get out of me.

That's my key.

Do that.

Do you see her for me like that?

I don't see that.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Here's the one right here.

Right in between us.

Oh, that's what I'm doing.

I bet it is.

You're going to make a mess.

You're going to cover me in fucking corn.

Yeah.

Make it sticky and wet.

Mm-hmm.

I want to feel that cock throbbing and all
that corn just pumping out.

Mm-hmm.

Covering me in the fucking thick sticky
cups.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I think in a couple days we're the
coming.

That's awesome.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh.

There you go.

Alright, that's how you do a podcast.

Yeah.

Make sense.

Yeah.

If you got a porn star and show you might
as well fucker after you talk to her.

Yeah.

And it's Bangkok has to be banged.

I get it.

I get it.

And it works.

You cover the corn.

What do you do next?

Um, I think like baby wipes and then maybe
like possibly a shower.

We're a little sweaty too.

Possibly a shower.

Like to go home and take a shower.

You know, it's that option, but you're not
going to hop on a transcontinental flight.

We'll cover the shower.

Cover it in juice.

No.

No.

I've seen it.

Yeah.

That's how a Corona virus gets spread.

Yeah.

Exactly.

You're not kidding.

It's filthy.

Yes.

Alright.

Yeah.

Spade podcast folks.

Thank you so much, Sergio.

Yeah.

Thank you.

We'll see you next week.

Thank you.

Yes, we did.

Mm-hmm.

Cool.

Not time for me.