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Oh, your move.

What? Your move.

Come on, hurry up.

Move?

Move, man.

Okay.

Yeah, that's alright.

What? No old day, innit?

What, is this mine?

No, now!

Pal? Now!

Pay attention to what I'm saying.

Go on, move it.

That'll do.

God dear, how long's this going to go? It's going to be a rough old day again

today. We've got to wait for that dragon to come in.

Huh? What?

The pagan?

No, dragon. The old dragon nurse coming in. That old dragon bringing that awful

bleeding stuff which is these stuffs in our gob.

Here is your milk for today.

Milk? Yeah.

What did you say, Sook?

Here's our milk, that awful milk again.

When? No!

Milk! Silk!

You must drink everything.

Everything. Last drop. Everything.

Okay?

Where's she been?

She ain't been anywhere. She's told us we've got to drink it to the last drop.

Drowned dragon.

What? Everything.

Yeah. And, uh... I think it's good. Some Christmas candle.

Yeah. Oh, is that bleeding?

Christian Chandler did.

When?

Now. This Christian Chandler. You know, with the old vicar and his hits.

Tits? What tits?

Oh, the vicar's... He ain't got any tits. The vicar's hits on here.

We've got to drink our milk.

Not milk.

Milk.

Oh,

she's... She's gone now. I suppose we better have a go at it.

At what?

We better have a go at taking it. Look at it. Making it? Make what?

No, look. Look at that.

She ain't put any of her rum in it either.

Her bum in it?

No, if only, eh? That would be all right.

Oh, dragon.

No rum.

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing now?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, of course I can hear you.

I can't see. What are you waving about there?

That film, that dirty film. Is that porn on again?

Is it porn?

Well, yeah, that's what you told me. I told you it wasn't us and you didn't

it. I had to go up close to hear it. Just a minute.

Let's have a look at it. What number was it?

I don't know. I don't know what it is either.

It's a film, dirty film.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we'll just go up the channels until we find it, won't we, eh?

That sounds nice.

I thought it was Maggie Thatcher.

Patrick? Maggie Thatcher.

No, it's the nurse.

Our nurse, sir.

It can't be. I think you're right.

No cap.

It can't be. It is her.

Look, look. Put your bloody glasses on.

Unless she's got a sister.

Oh, I wouldn't mind her doing that to me.

Sister or herself.

What now? I'll be back when I don't suppose we can say anything, though.

Hmm. Hmm.

No.

um

Thank you.

Thank you.

oh oh

Oh God.

Oh.

um um

Oh.

I love you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh.

Cut me!

Cut me!

oh oh

What are you doing here?

I teach you your lesson.

First question.

I teach you your lesson.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yes.

Yeah, drink!

Is that you guys?

Watching porn, huh?

Forgive me.

I won't do it again.

Never again, God.

Oh, never.

Not with the dragon watching us.

Your agent of death and pain.

Never again.

Look at me when I'm speaking.

You mumble, Tom. I can't hear a bloody word you're saying. Mumbling?

You deaf old fool.

Look up there. Just have a look at that.

What? What?

Well, were you supposed to be paying attention to it? You asked for it to be

Sorry. I

think we've learnt our lesson,

haven't we?

We'd better pray for forgiveness now, never again.

With what?

Your willy. Really?

No, your willy. Oh, just pray and shut up.