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Congratulations, Jake!
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You are our winner!
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You said if I win,
I could go home.
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It's time...
for the final round!
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Pick a box. Pull the string.
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Win a prize.
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And then I get to go?
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If you pull
the right string.
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What if I pull the wrong string?
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Well, everyone's a winner.
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Pull a string!
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I'll do anything,
please, please.
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Pull it!
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Pull it.
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Looks like
you won a shotgun.
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Courtesy of our friends
down at the shotgun factory.
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Not just any old gun,
a Shotgun-brand shotgun.
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Please, you said I can live.
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You promised.
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Well, people say
a lot of things.
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Thanks for playing, Jake,
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and we'll see you next time.
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No, no.
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Please, please.
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Please, please, help me!
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Please, help me!
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♪ Are you ready
Are you ready for it?♪
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♪ If you wonder
What I'm saying ♪
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♪ Don't you keep me waiting ♪
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♪ Like la, la, la ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo! If you wanna... ♪
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Wow! This place
is legit amazing!
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Yup, whoever said
money can't buy happiness
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clearly couldn't afford
a 4,000-square-foot
summer house.
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Your rich uncle killed himself.
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Yeah, but he wasn't
like rich-rich,
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his wife tanked his investments,
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that's why he went...
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- What?
- The trust fund baby and I
will get the bags,
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we'll meet you inside.
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Matthew.
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Always the gentleman.
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Wait, no! Equal rights.
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Or am I forgetting something?
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Yup, you seem to get it
pretty clear.
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Carry my shit.
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I'm not one
of your ugly-ass rescue dogs.
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You wish you were!
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She treats those pit bulls
like royalty.
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Maybe you could give me
a belly rub.
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Ew.
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You're disgusting.
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Hey, man.
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You do know that nice guys
finish last, right?
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And where
do the dropouts finish?
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Oh, that's right.
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They end up working for daddy.
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Hey!
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Hey! I got my diploma!
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- Oh, yeah?
- No, Matthew!
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- I-- I actually really
fucking hate--
- Yeah.
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Why do you keep
bringing up...
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♪ If you wonder
What I'm saying ♪
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♪ Don't you keep me waiting ♪
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♪ Like la, la, la ♪
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♪ Da, da, du, du, du ♪
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♪ Hey, here we go again ♪
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♪ Falling from the sky
We got money in our hands, ha ♪
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♪ Hey, do that dirty dance ♪
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♪ We just live that life
You ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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Oh my God, make it stop.
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to Anita ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Ey, ey
Ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Hey, ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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♪ Ey, ey
Ain't seen nothing yet ♪
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It would be
a great birthday present.
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Please, give it--
Give it to me.
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Anita.
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Truth or dare?
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No, I don't trust you.
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- If you're scared,
just say truth.
- Dare.
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I dare you to hook up
with Anita.
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No.
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What? It's hot.
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I'm not objectifying this
all for you.
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Come on.
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Just be a good girl.
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Don't I
get a say in this?
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It's my dad's
fucking summer house.
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For real?
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It's nothing
we didn't do
in parties at college.
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Are you sure?
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I've done worse.
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Okay.
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My turn.
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Or what?
If I don't kiss you too,
you'll kick me out?
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What the fuck? I was bluffing,
I didn't force you to do
anything, did I?
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You know, one day you're gonna
say that shit
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to the wrong person
and you're gonna get cancelled.
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Fucking uncancellable, baby.
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What was that?
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I don't know, probably a bear.
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- A huge one.
- It was nothing.
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- No worries.
- You know, men kill
more women than bears do.
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You know...
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he's probably waiting...
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the perfect moment...
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- to attack!
- Ah!
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Fuck!
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James...
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Maybe we should call the cops.
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And say what?
"There's a noise outside"?
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Stop being a dick to me!
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I'm the one that's gonna
go check it out,
so if you think about it,
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I'm the fucking hero!
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See you.
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Do not fucking do that!
There are timers,
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and if you mess it up,
I'll fucking kill you!
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Put it back on.
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Fuck!
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- Do not do that.
- Aw...
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Did you get scared?
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- I could've killed you.
- Okay. Mm.
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What is it?
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James.
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I don't know.
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What?
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- More drinking games?
- This was just out there.
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And you brought it inside?
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- Absolutely.
- No, why?
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That's super creepy.
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Just sitting out there.
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What are you even
gonna do with it?
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I don't know, Anita, film shit?
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Maybe your parents
are swingers.
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Yeah, that could be hot.
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You want to watch the tape
with me?
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Does anything gross you out?
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I mean,
I can probably set it up.
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No,
I don't think we should play it.
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I mean, yeah, I don't have to.
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God, I didn't realize we
couldn't have any fun.
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You're such a dud, Anita.
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Why don't you just go home
and hide with your mommy?
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I have a really bad feeling,
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and I would rather not do this.
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OK.
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I was just joking.
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You want to have fun?
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Yeah, well, not all of us
have summer houses
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and parents we can joke about.
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You
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are being a bitch.
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So why don't we all
just calm down,
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sit on the couch and hope
that this tape
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is of my parents
having sex.
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Smile.
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You think because you have all
this nice stuff
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you can control us?
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None of us actually like you,
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James.
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We only want to hang out
with you because your parents
are rich.
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What did you say?
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I said we only hang out with you
because your parents are rich.
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None of us like you.
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So it makes you happy to have
some creepy thing too?
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It is all yours.
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Asshole.
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Leave.
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I would like you to leave.
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Now.
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Now.
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I'm not, I'm not joking.
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I want you to fucking
leave my fucking house!
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Leave my fucking house!
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- These are my friends!
- Chill.
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- My fucking friends!
- Chill, man.
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- We've been drinking--
- You're mom's
gonna die pretty soon!
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Don't you think she'll
be bummed out if that shit
fucking happened?
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That's the best show.
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Fuck you.
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Well, fuck you.
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Fuck you!
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That was
like super fucked up, man.
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I was just trying
to have a bit of fun.
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Dude.
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You're seriously on her side?
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Matthew?
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Boo.
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You know that James was right.
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My mum probably is gonna die.
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You have no idea how hard I
worked her for her surgery.
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She's just still...
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not getting better.
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So I'm sorry if I can't...
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come out here and party and act
like everything's OK cause it's
not fucking OK,
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Matthew.
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I'm glad you're here tonight.
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You're a good person.
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You're not selfish.
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Hey.
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I--
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You're like
the best person I know.
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Should have just stayed home.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I have a fucking knife.
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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This is getting way too easy.
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I am sick of this
fucking jumpscare bullshit.
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Hey.
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You deserve a lot worse
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after what you said to Anita.
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- What about her?
- You really upset her.
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This is why you're in here,
to just piss me off?
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No, actually, to wash my face.
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You have your own bathroom.
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I also wanted to finish
our conversation.
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So you're here to apologize?
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Mhm.
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I've been a bad girl.
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So what do you want
to do about it?
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Hm?
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Um.
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Mhm.
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- Nice.
- I know.
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Melissa!
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Do not leave me here
with blue balls.
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Melissa.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hey, wake up.
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Anita.
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Anita.
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Melissa?
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Anita won't wake up.
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Melissa?
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Melissa.
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James!
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James, the girls won't wake up!
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James!
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James!
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Who the fuck are you?
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James!
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James!
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00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,110
There's someone in the house!
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Guys!
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Matthew.
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Not you.
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- What the fuck?
- Oh my God.
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- Oh, fuck.
- Guys.
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OK.
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She sells seashells
by the seashore.
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Matthew?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck's going on?
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It's not gonna fucking work.
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Ah! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Oh, what time is it?
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You did.
273
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:57,641
Mhm.
274
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,730
Hm.
275
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:03,560
Hey guys.
276
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,606
Excuse me?
277
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,262
Excuse me, I, I think there must
be some kind of mix up.
278
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,828
Sir?
279
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:12,874
Sir!
280
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,183
You guys ready?
281
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,097
For what?
282
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,275
Alright, then five, four, three.
283
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,407
Two, one.
284
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:25,756
I'm your host.
285
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,457
Welcome back!
286
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,157
I have sure missed you.
287
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,681
I hope you've missed me too.
288
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,119
Uh, today we are back
with new contestants.
289
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,685
Let's meet them, shall we?
290
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,776
Well, first up,
we've got nerdy man Matt.
291
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,343
Oh,
we've got Melissa the dog lover,
292
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:51,955
and then we've got James,
and the giant bank account.
293
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,394
And last but not least,
we've got Anita.
294
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,917
Muy bonita.
295
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,180
Let's give them
a big round of applause,
shall we?
296
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,009
How does he know us?
297
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,142
Now.
298
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,015
I know this is
exciting because here you are
299
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,321
on the show.
300
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:09,887
What a dream.
301
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,935
Let me out
of the fucking chains.
302
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,938
Now this first round is
gonna be nice and easy.
303
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,635
We're just gonna play
a warm-up round, OK?
304
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,507
Simple.
305
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,857
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
306
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,338
And then you let us go, right?
307
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,035
Hey,
308
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,471
there's always a winner.
309
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,344
All right, you guys ready?
310
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,433
All right, here, here we go.
311
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,306
Yes!
312
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,266
It's so embarrassing.
313
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,223
I'm sorry.
314
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,572
God,
315
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,271
uh, you know what, folks, uh,
316
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:47,228
we're gonna be
right back after a short,
317
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,013
uh, commercial break.
318
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,710
Uh,
319
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,581
not to worry.
320
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,104
Be back in a jiffy.
321
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,718
Sorry, I'll be right back.
322
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,894
God, I'm so forgetful.
323
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,592
Why is he calling us
contestants?
324
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,641
Who the fuck was he talking to?
325
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,860
Stupid,
stupid, stupid.
326
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,518
He just got me
with a needle in
the neck.
327
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,128
Think this could be a prank?
328
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,392
For real, think about it.
329
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,872
This is like a set up
330
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,179
for some sort of like elaborate
prank, like a game show.
331
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,137
- There's cameras,
so it's fucking--
- What kind of prank show
332
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,052
kidnaps the participants
with poisoned needles?
333
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,186
I don't know,
something on TV.
334
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,625
One of you's in on it, right?
335
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,497
Who?
336
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,456
Matty, is it you?
337
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,242
- This is you.
This is so fucking epic.
- It's not me, man.
338
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,592
- It is you.
- I just said
it's not fucking me!
339
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,767
All right, calm down.
340
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,291
OK, we've got to keep our cool,
341
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:52,293
think straight,
and we can't start pointing
fingers.
342
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,469
Is it you, Melissa,
you fucking bitch?
343
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,516
- This is fucking good.
- Shut the fuck up
for a second.
344
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,822
You know you're the only one
out of all of us who can
afford this.
345
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:05,045
OK, papers, scissors, shoot,
346
00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,962
rock, paper, scissor, shoot.
347
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:10,660
OK.
348
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,755
And...
349
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,719
Sorry about that, folks,
350
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,025
had a slight technical
difficulty,
351
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,114
but now it is time
352
00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:31,638
for the first round.
353
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:32,987
Come on, come on.
354
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:33,988
Everybody hands in.
355
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,990
It is time for rock,
356
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,297
paper, scissors, shoot.
357
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,690
You know the rules,
but here,
358
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,171
we all go at the same time.
359
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,868
No, it's more fun that way.
It really is.
360
00:21:45,869 --> 00:21:47,217
OK.
361
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:48,306
All right, here we go.
362
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,308
Uh, when I say ready and...
363
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,658
Ready.
364
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,963
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
365
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,357
OK, good, good.
366
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,795
Your paper and your rock
and well, you both are,
367
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,231
um, well, you're both scissors,
so, um,
368
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,408
you know what, ladies first.
369
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:03,539
You know I want to play.
370
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:04,671
Gotta be kind.
371
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:05,714
Got to be polite.
372
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:06,716
That's,
373
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,456
you know,
that's how we do it.
374
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,676
OK, so now.
375
00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:12,113
Anita, if you can beat me
376
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:14,158
at rock, paper, scissors, shoot,
377
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,769
then you get to pick your prize.
378
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,727
Ready and...
379
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,382
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
380
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,472
OK, uh.
381
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:26,432
I picked shoot.
382
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,258
So that means you win
383
00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,956
because
I cheated and when you cheat,
384
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,349
you lose,
385
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,481
so you get to pick your prize,
386
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,092
scissors or shoot.
387
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,095
Scissors or shoot?
388
00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:41,010
- Shoot.
- Good.
389
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,317
I like shoot, shoot's good,
that's good.
390
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,058
That's, you know,
I would've picked shoot.
391
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,407
OK, good.
392
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,149
Uh, shoot.
So now everybody hands back in,
393
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,021
back in, always in, always in,
or else.
394
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,109
OK, good, good, good, good.
395
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,155
Paper.
396
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,112
Now you just need to
come in a little bit more,
397
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:56,984
a little bit more.
398
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,204
You're paper, right,
so you are first.
399
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,205
Hold on.
400
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,338
This is fun.
401
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,774
OK, now, go like this.
402
00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,385
- Just a little.
- Are you serious?
403
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,777
Yeah,
just a little piece of paper.
404
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,258
- Nice and wide.
- I don't want to.
405
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,215
Just a little
piece of paper like this, ah.
406
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,216
Ah.
407
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,782
Ah! Ah, little thing.
408
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:16,306
Fuck!
409
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:17,438
What the fuck?
410
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,962
You're, you're a rock.
411
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,573
Dude,
what the fuck was that?
412
00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:23,966
Matthew! Matthew!
413
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,316
- No, dude, come on.
- Scissors, scissors.
414
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:27,927
OK, that feels like real metal.
415
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,103
It is.
416
00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:40,636
Hey, hey!
Don't move, don't move.
417
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:43,333
- Don't move, come right over.
- No, no!
418
00:23:43,334 --> 00:23:44,465
- Stop!
- No, no!
419
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:45,467
Everyone's a winner!
420
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,903
Everyone's a winner!
421
00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,036
Please, please!
422
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,560
Everybody's a winner.
423
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:53,996
- Please!
- Rock...
424
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,302
- No, no!
- Paper...
425
00:23:55,303 --> 00:23:56,738
Scissors...
426
00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:58,524
- Shoot!
- Please, please!
427
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,701
I, uh, picked the wrong gun.
428
00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:03,442
Aren't you lucky?
429
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,227
Ah!
430
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:12,538
Let's give them a round
of applause, shall we?
431
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,263
How long was I out?
432
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,264
A few hours?
433
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,832
It's hard to tell time in here.
434
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,312
James, can you please stop
fucking pacing?
435
00:24:52,665 --> 00:24:54,101
Why the fuck are we in here?
436
00:24:58,453 --> 00:24:59,280
I don't know.
437
00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,588
But we need some sort of plan
to get out.
438
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:03,632
Any ideas?
439
00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,981
I know my plan.
440
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,504
No losing games.
441
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,202
Yeah, but someone always loses.
442
00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,117
You got off pretty easy
last round.
443
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,118
What?
Getting a concussion?
444
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,163
A concussion?
445
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,078
I lost a fucking finger!
446
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,079
Let's lay off.
447
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,429
Well, you got something
you want to say?
448
00:25:18,778 --> 00:25:19,952
Well,
I couldn't find you last night.
449
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,476
Isn't that suspicious?
450
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:23,521
Well, you're walking around
with all of us passed out,
451
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,652
shady as fuck to me.
452
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,263
Guys, just stop arguing.
453
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,265
I fucking suspect you too.
I suspect you.
454
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,657
This has got
nothing to do with me!
455
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:30,616
I trust
456
00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:32,139
none of you!
457
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:36,578
Guys.
458
00:26:00,820 --> 00:26:02,038
What the fuck is that?
459
00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:03,649
It...
460
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:05,781
is...
461
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:09,349
Wheel of Pain!
462
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,179
Please,
you don't have to do this.
463
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,398
Just go.
464
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:16,270
Oh, I get it.
465
00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,664
You know what, uh, yeah,
totally get it.
466
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,231
Sometimes somebody does
something that's unfair,
467
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:22,929
right, and selfish and--
468
00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:26,845
Well, because of that,
some other person
469
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,282
does something
like bad
470
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:31,067
and then someone else
gets hurt like real bad
471
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,940
and like just a lot
and that's just,
472
00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,071
well, it's a cycle, right?
473
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,073
It just happens over and over
474
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:39,423
and over, that makes sense, right?
475
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,599
I mean, that makes sense, right?
476
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,644
You sad?
477
00:26:44,907 --> 00:26:45,778
Mm?
478
00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,517
I don't want to be here.
479
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,085
I don't want to be here either.
480
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,827
I really don't.
481
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,048
But here sure we are.
482
00:26:58,747 --> 00:26:59,835
OK, I'll tell you what.
483
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:02,403
I am...
484
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:05,798
I'm going to give three
of you a chance.
485
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,582
It's a bonus round.
486
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:09,453
To get out, right?
487
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,454
No pain,
488
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:11,717
no catch.
489
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:14,633
All you have to do is confess.
490
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:15,808
Well, the other three
491
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:17,940
can just walk
right out that door.
492
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,420
It's a chance that I never got,
493
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,640
but you got it there.
494
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,685
The worst thing
495
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,469
you
496
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,254
ever did
497
00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,169
or die.
498
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:37,612
Starting with James.
499
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:38,918
Worst thing he ever did.
500
00:27:39,309 --> 00:27:40,789
No fucking way, man,
I don't wanna play.
501
00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,184
The worst thing you ever did.
502
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,489
Or I'll crush your testicles.
503
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,627
Alright, I, I,
I was in a car crash.
504
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,716
I was in a fucking car crash,
but my dad took the blame,
505
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,023
so it wasn't even like a DUI.
506
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,719
My name wasn't even
fucking on it,
507
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,156
so it's like it never fucking
happened, right?
508
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:02,592
That's no fucking
big fucking deal, OK?
509
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:03,593
That's no big deal,
510
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,508
is it?
511
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,817
- There's more!
- She died.
512
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:12,167
I fucking ran a red light
and T-boned her and she
fucking died.
513
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:12,995
I left her.
514
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,954
Say her name.
515
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,696
- Say her name!
- You fucking asshole!
516
00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:19,914
You fucking asshole!
517
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:21,960
- I don't know her name!
- It is your fucking fault!
518
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,223
- I don't know her name!
- You're fucking useless!
519
00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:25,791
- You know!
- Ashley!
520
00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:27,575
- Ashley, her name was Ashley.
- Yeah.
521
00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:31,840
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
522
00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:36,235
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
523
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,584
Wait.
524
00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:38,455
Anita.
525
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,154
Worst thing you ever did?
526
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,375
Worst thing you ever did?
527
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:51,947
Say it.
528
00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:53,383
Come on.
529
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,472
Anita.
530
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,823
It's OK, OK? It's OK.
531
00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:58,824
It's you.
532
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:00,477
Mm.
533
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,524
To pay for my mom's surgery...
534
00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:04,786
I, um...
535
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,266
I...
536
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,137
Um...
537
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,620
I, I made an adult web page.
538
00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:14,840
Mhm.
539
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,277
Go on, go on, go on.
540
00:29:18,539 --> 00:29:19,888
And I'm sorry that I did it.
541
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:23,022
But,
but I wish I'd never done it.
542
00:29:24,066 --> 00:29:25,197
You shouldn't, don't be sorry.
543
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:26,894
Don't be sorry. You know why?
544
00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,509
Good guy.
545
00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:34,554
Your turn.
546
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:35,861
Go.
547
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:36,775
Go on.
548
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:37,993
What?
549
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:39,821
I scam people online.
550
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:42,128
Yeah.
551
00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:46,915
I watched
what all you guys did online.
552
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:47,916
I can't hear you.
553
00:29:49,657 --> 00:29:51,485
I got greedy, OK?
I got greedy.
554
00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:56,011
Tricked an old couple into
giving me their identity.
555
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:58,622
That...
556
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,189
I didn't even get the money.
557
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,669
It was an accident, OK?
558
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,889
Just went into a block chain.
559
00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:19,947
Now you...
560
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,603
I bet you did
something real bad.
561
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,648
Didn't you?
562
00:30:25,258 --> 00:30:26,041
Huh?
563
00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,217
- Go ahead.
- I don't want to.
564
00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:30,350
Please?
565
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:31,525
For me?
566
00:30:31,786 --> 00:30:32,613
Huh?
567
00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:34,527
Tell us.
568
00:30:34,528 --> 00:30:35,659
We all want to hear, right?
569
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,703
Come on.
570
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:37,531
Tell us.
571
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:40,099
OK, I, I did
572
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,535
business with
573
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:44,145
bad people to raise
enough money to
574
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:46,409
keep the pit bull
rescue shelter open.
575
00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:49,760
Fuck!
576
00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,548
OK, there's more to it.
577
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,420
We got a call
578
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,075
about a guy
579
00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:02,772
who had a violent pit bull
with cuts all over it,
580
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:03,861
and when we went
to check it out,
581
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,952
he had his dogs
582
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,780
for fighting, for dog fighting.
583
00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:15,351
We needed the money,
so when we had dogs we couldn't
get homes for,
584
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,658
we sold them to him.
585
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,052
What the fuck, Melissa?
586
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,532
They would
have been put down anyway.
587
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,840
There were so many,
he paid a lot for them.
588
00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:26,841
Was there a winner?
589
00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,147
Ding, ding, ding!
590
00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:32,455
Just kidding.
591
00:31:33,108 --> 00:31:34,240
Just kidding.
592
00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:38,156
You should see
the look on your face.
593
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:39,027
Boink.
594
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,207
That was so fun.
595
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,079
OK.
596
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,259
But uh...
597
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,263
Yeah, one of you, uh,
598
00:31:57,785 --> 00:31:59,091
didn't tell the whole truth.
599
00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:02,703
Who, who was it?
600
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,314
Would you let them go anyway?
601
00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:09,884
Not now.
602
00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:11,625
Because now...
603
00:32:12,713 --> 00:32:13,540
It's...
604
00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:15,063
Time...
605
00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:17,065
For...
606
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,547
Wheel of Pain!
607
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:23,810
Woo!
608
00:32:23,811 --> 00:32:24,811
So.
609
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:26,770
Eeny, Meeny,
610
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,946
Miney, Moe.
611
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,643
Melissa! Come on down.
612
00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:31,775
Let's play Wheel of Pain.
613
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,994
I'll release the chain and...
614
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:38,782
That's it. Pull on the chain.
615
00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,134
Come on.
616
00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,875
Come on, isn't this exciting?
617
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:46,442
Now this
618
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,531
is the famous Wheel of Pain.
619
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:49,968
All you have to do...
620
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:53,972
Is spin it as hard as you can.
621
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:55,582
Wherever it lands,
that's the game you get to play.
622
00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,105
I just spin it?
623
00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,281
Yes, you just spin it.
624
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:04,199
That's right.
625
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,507
Wheel of Pain!
Wherever it lands,
626
00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:10,552
that's the game you get to play.
627
00:33:10,553 --> 00:33:12,293
Whoo, that's great. Good.
628
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,165
What does it mean?
629
00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:18,125
Please step right up here
for the studio audience.
630
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,171
Oh please, right here.
631
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:20,999
Melissa?
632
00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:24,827
Look through the viewfinder
and hold it. There we go.
633
00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:27,178
Hold it up so that you can
see the photos in there.
634
00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:30,050
Now all you have to do
is correctly identify
635
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,140
the three famous cities
in the photographs and you win.
636
00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,186
If you can't,
637
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,188
well, uh, all right, please,
638
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,495
name the first city.
639
00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:45,022
It's a photo of Paris.
640
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,198
Is it Paris?
641
00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:48,765
Ding, very good.
642
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,940
Now,
go ahead and click the lever
643
00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,813
to advance to the next photo.
644
00:33:56,512 --> 00:33:59,340
- Uh, New York.
- Is it New York?
645
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,257
Great!
646
00:34:02,431 --> 00:34:03,519
And next.
647
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,222
Uh, this is a famous city.
648
00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:13,007
- I don't know.
- It's famous to someone.
649
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:14,835
Three, two...
650
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:16,315
Uh, Philadelphia.
651
00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,013
Is it Philadelphia?
652
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:20,622
Aw!
653
00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,277
Oh, I'm sorry, Melissa.
654
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,236
The correct answer was Akron,
655
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:25,933
Akron, Ohio.
656
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:27,587
Uh, game over.
657
00:34:28,327 --> 00:34:29,676
You're not gonna like this.
658
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,417
That's not fair!
659
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:32,896
You have to give her
another chance!
660
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,855
Another chance, man.
661
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:36,378
Please.
662
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,077
Please, just one more shot.
663
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:40,948
Please.
664
00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,298
One last chance.
665
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:48,521
And...
666
00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:49,609
click
667
00:34:49,870 --> 00:34:50,958
the lever.
668
00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:56,702
Ah!
669
00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:04,928
Ah! Woo!
670
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,408
Oh, who else wants to play?
671
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,106
Let me help her, man, please.
672
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,368
Let's try and win you a prize.
673
00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:11,326
You want to spin it?
674
00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:12,458
No!
675
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:14,633
You're a fucking psycho!
676
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:15,461
James!
677
00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:17,724
I'll spin it for you.
678
00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,552
You know what, actually,
I really enjoy spinning it.
679
00:35:19,813 --> 00:35:20,901
My favorite part.
680
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,041
Perfect!
681
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,781
My favorite.
682
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089
Help me, please!
683
00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:36,482
Don't be rude,
you had your turn!
684
00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:38,352
All right, here's the game.
685
00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:40,049
It's the whole game, right?
I gotta unchain you.
686
00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,487
I force you to run back
and forth across the room,
687
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,923
you run too fast,
like throw you,
688
00:35:43,924 --> 00:35:45,925
and um, you know,
it's a whole process.
689
00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,102
Yeah, I know,
fucking unchain me, man.
690
00:35:48,276 --> 00:35:49,407
Let's play.
691
00:35:49,408 --> 00:35:50,669
That sounds fucking awesome.
692
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:52,237
Here's the thing.
693
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:53,933
I don't like you
because you talk too much,
694
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,153
so, um, let, let's flip for it.
695
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,938
OK. See if you win or if I win,
OK?
696
00:35:58,939 --> 00:35:59,809
You up for it?
697
00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:01,462
Fuck, whatever,
698
00:36:01,463 --> 00:36:02,681
flip your fucking coin.
699
00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,249
OK, good, good.
700
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:05,641
Got a coin?
701
00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:07,774
Alright, fine, fine.
702
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,384
We'll use my coin.
703
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,080
Just tired of losing quarters,
704
00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,604
you know,
every time I play this game,
705
00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:13,475
I lose a coin.
706
00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:14,476
So all right.
707
00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,565
Call it.
708
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:18,610
That's...
709
00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,308
Fuck yeah, fuck you.
710
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,223
Was really looking forward
to killing you with this drill.
711
00:36:23,355 --> 00:36:24,182
All right.
712
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:26,619
Take that.
713
00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:29,535
- Take it, take it!
- No, no.
714
00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,971
- Right there. Alright,
what I want you to do...
- No, no.
715
00:36:31,972 --> 00:36:32,842
Just take it!
716
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,018
Squeeze right there.
717
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,326
That thing goes bzz
to that guy, OK?
718
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,501
Now you put it into his ear
and you push it through
the other side,
719
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:43,940
- and go, go, go.
- No,
I'm not gonna do it!
720
00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:46,899
Then I will fucking
drill him myself
and then I'll drill Melissa
721
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,556
and then I'll fucking drill
James and I'll fucking bury you
in the goddamn cross.
722
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:55,037
- Just drill his ear.
- I'd never do this to you.
I'd never hurt you.
723
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,126
I will give you some urgency.
724
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:57,779
I'll undo your chain.
725
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:58,737
There you go.
726
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,043
Now, all right,
727
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,479
I'm gonna give you some
urgencies,
728
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,221
all right, and 20.
729
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,049
- 19, 18...
- I can't.
730
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,356
- I can't, I can't do it.
- 17, 16.
731
00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:09,923
I can't!
732
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,577
No, I can't!
733
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:14,361
- I'd never hurt you.
- Ten, nine...
734
00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,190
Now! Oh my God, seven.
735
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:19,062
- Six, five...
- Are you seriously
gonna do this?
736
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:21,195
Four, three...
737
00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:23,458
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
738
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:24,851
Please, please!
739
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,862
That's my only drill!
740
00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:38,995
I bailed all on this!
741
00:37:39,169 --> 00:37:42,434
Where am I
gonna get another drill?
742
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,827
You broke the rules!
743
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,051
I'm sorry.
744
00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:18,383
OK.
745
00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:20,515
OK.
746
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,430
OK. All right.
747
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,303
You know what we'll do.
748
00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:40,318
For the elimination round.
749
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,104
OK.
750
00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:45,279
OK.
751
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,369
I wonder what time it is.
752
00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:50,806
Why does that matter?
753
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,332
I'm hungry.
754
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,812
I can eat some candy.
755
00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:58,379
I could kill pizza.
756
00:38:59,032 --> 00:38:59,902
I just miss food.
757
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,513
You miss food.
758
00:39:02,557 --> 00:39:05,211
I like it.
- You're fucking insane.
759
00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:06,344
No, I like to eat.
760
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,131
My dad's taking me out
for dinner on Tuesday.
761
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,219
Nice.
762
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:15,570
I've not seen him
for like a month.
763
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,442
That'll be really nice.
764
00:39:26,015 --> 00:39:26,928
OK, we're back.
765
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,495
Come on, get up, get up.
766
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:29,671
Anita, come on,
we're back in like three.
767
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:30,759
Come on!
768
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,935
OK, yeah, that's good.
769
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:34,372
James, come on.
770
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:36,504
Here we go, there we go.
771
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:39,594
And three, two...
772
00:39:41,074 --> 00:39:43,032
Welcome back, folks.
773
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,903
Uh, what a game so far, huh?
774
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,295
You know what,
let's give our contestants
775
00:39:46,296 --> 00:39:48,907
a big round of applause,
shall we?
776
00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,216
You know what,
give yourselves a round
of applause.
777
00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,392
That's it, James. That's it.
778
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,873
Applaud, applaud.
779
00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:00,266
Applaud, applaud, applaud.
780
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,486
Nice.
781
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,966
You know what?
This next round is gonna be just
782
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,188
a little bit different
and I am so excited.
783
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:11,321
One question.
784
00:40:12,975 --> 00:40:13,715
Everyone answer,
785
00:40:13,889 --> 00:40:15,455
high score wins.
786
00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,849
Now we asked 100 people
787
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,243
to name a body part
that aches.
788
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,291
If you can guess
the body part that they said
789
00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,597
aches the most,
790
00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:26,554
you win.
791
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,601
Matthew, body part that aches.
792
00:40:30,253 --> 00:40:32,604
I can tell from recent
experience, head.
793
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,650
What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you.
794
00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:43,658
Uh, next up is
our favorite pirate, Melissa.
795
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,269
All that pain
in your feisty life,
796
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,403
should be easy for you to
name a body part that aches.
797
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:50,404
My knees.
798
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,755
I know mine ache
from standing here
799
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,931
listening
to your bullshit games.
800
00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,368
You need a body part.
Anita, your answer, please.
801
00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,980
Give me a second.
I'm-- I'm flanking.
802
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:02,371
Tick tock, tick tock.
803
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:03,503
Time's almost up. Answer.
804
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,635
Stomach, stomach.
805
00:41:04,636 --> 00:41:06,332
- Good answer.
- OK.
806
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,247
Finally.
807
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:08,944
Let's see,
808
00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:10,728
who should be next?
809
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:12,252
I don't know,
I can't quite put my...
810
00:41:12,731 --> 00:41:14,775
finger on it.
811
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,082
I know my muscles are gonna ache
when I beat the shit out of you.
812
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,738
Oh.
813
00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,831
Yeah,
you know what I would have said?
814
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:27,702
I would have said neck.
815
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:29,008
You know why?
816
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:33,752
Cause you all were
a fucking pain in my neck!
817
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,842
All right, let's find out
who lost, shall we?
818
00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,235
Uh,
819
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,543
31 people said,
820
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,153
hey, congratulations, man.
821
00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:47,461
22 said muscles.
822
00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:49,245
Didn't lose.
823
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,944
Oh, and ding ding.
824
00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,599
None said
825
00:41:54,773 --> 00:41:55,556
neck.
826
00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:57,253
Neck.
827
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,907
I'm safe.
828
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:00,605
And ooh,
829
00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:02,171
just under the wire.
830
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:04,304
Melissa.
831
00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,133
Congratulations.
Three said feet.
832
00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:09,613
But
833
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,311
it would appear as though
I am out of cards,
834
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,834
which means no one
835
00:42:14,183 --> 00:42:14,967
said stomach,
836
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,272
I am so
837
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:18,448
not sorry, Anita.
838
00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:20,798
You lose.
839
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,583
Wait, that didn't equal 100.
840
00:42:27,849 --> 00:42:29,285
So this is kind of embarrassing.
841
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,244
Oh yeah, oh,
842
00:42:31,418 --> 00:42:33,289
I got 23, uh, said stomach.
843
00:42:34,377 --> 00:42:35,465
So
844
00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:37,772
Melissa,
845
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:41,079
this just isn't working out well
for you today.
846
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:46,694
Did I ever tell you guys
847
00:42:46,999 --> 00:42:48,827
that this room has
a hydraulic press?
848
00:42:50,002 --> 00:42:50,785
Neat,
849
00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:51,960
check it out.
850
00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:54,180
Now.
851
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:56,835
OK, it is uh...
852
00:42:58,314 --> 00:43:01,100
They just like let anybody
who lives here now use it.
853
00:43:04,277 --> 00:43:05,800
Thing's like really slow.
854
00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:12,938
No.
855
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:18,596
No!
856
00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:20,989
No!
857
00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:24,602
Nothing can stop it.
858
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:26,907
Please,
you don't have to do this!
859
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,387
Yes, I do. OK? It's the game.
860
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:30,302
It's how you play the game.
861
00:43:30,303 --> 00:43:31,651
You could have killed us
already and you haven't.
862
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,828
Everyone is going
to denounce you!
863
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:36,831
Please!
864
00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,180
Oh my God.
865
00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:45,187
Thank you, God.
866
00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:46,754
Damn it.
867
00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:50,236
All right, all right.
868
00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:52,717
Looks like we've got
a bonus round.
869
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:55,109
I will let you
870
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:55,981
go.
871
00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:57,286
Yeah,
872
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:58,679
someone swaps.
873
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,899
Now they will die.
874
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:03,728
But uh,
875
00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:06,381
you'll get out alive.
876
00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,383
You get to leave.
877
00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:09,516
OK?
878
00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:11,256
Let's see.
879
00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:12,127
Matthew?
880
00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:13,781
Well, um...
881
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,131
Will you take Melissa's place?
882
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:17,959
Please.
883
00:44:20,048 --> 00:44:21,354
I'm sorry.
884
00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:24,312
Anita, look at me.
885
00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:25,836
What about you? Come on,
886
00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,577
you're the one that asked
to spare her.
887
00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:31,494
You screamed it.
I heard you, you were...
888
00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,889
I love you, Melissa.
I love you so much.
889
00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:39,198
I'm sorry.
890
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,722
James,
switch with your special friend.
891
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,507
Look, you're gonna die in here.
892
00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:48,773
Die now, save her.
893
00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:55,910
I'm sorry, Melissa.
894
00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,786
Looks like your good friends
have only so much good in them.
895
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:08,444
Um, any final words
for the folks at home?
896
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,362
Please no, please!
897
00:45:57,450 --> 00:45:58,277
OK.
898
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,188
No!
899
00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,582
You said...
900
00:46:46,499 --> 00:46:49,196
That everyone's got
good in them.
901
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,764
Remember that? You said that.
902
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:52,200
Yeah,
903
00:46:52,548 --> 00:46:53,549
everyone's got
904
00:46:54,028 --> 00:46:55,334
bad in them too.
905
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:56,901
Hm.
906
00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:02,296
Everyone's got
907
00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,342
bad in them too.
908
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,453
Mhm.
909
00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:32,806
All right,
let's do another one.
910
00:47:53,392 --> 00:47:54,219
Fuck!
911
00:47:55,394 --> 00:47:56,221
James.
912
00:47:57,091 --> 00:47:57,875
James.
913
00:47:59,137 --> 00:47:59,920
James.
914
00:48:01,269 --> 00:48:02,967
It's not gonna fucking work, OK?
915
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:05,533
We're all gonna die in here.
916
00:48:05,534 --> 00:48:07,709
Oh fuck,
I gotta fucking try something.
917
00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,190
I'm not fucking
ending up like that.
918
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:12,759
Fuck!
919
00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:17,459
What was that sound?
920
00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:21,115
You fucking hear that?
921
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:22,900
I don't know.
922
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:37,610
Here's another one
of your fucking games?
923
00:48:43,137 --> 00:48:43,964
It's gonna be okay.
924
00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:56,237
Please, please, please!
925
00:49:23,221 --> 00:49:23,961
I'm sorry.
926
00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:25,353
I'm sorry.
927
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,547
Showtime.
928
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,084
No, no! No!
929
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:02,086
Please!
930
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,937
Why the fuck do I feel
like I know that guy?
931
00:50:30,984 --> 00:50:31,898
Huh?
932
00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,509
You know,
933
00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:36,381
don't you?
934
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,392
You knew I was lying the whole
time because you stalked
my internet,
935
00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,046
and you know
I don't have a porn page.
936
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:51,396
What's she talking about?
937
00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:54,486
She used to work
on the Barry Miller show,
938
00:50:57,271 --> 00:50:58,272
right before...
939
00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:01,841
Fuck you.
940
00:51:05,888 --> 00:51:06,715
You.
941
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,812
You've,
you've killed Melissa.
942
00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:19,163
You fucking doomed us all.
943
00:51:19,337 --> 00:51:20,381
I fucking
944
00:51:20,555 --> 00:51:21,339
knew!
945
00:51:22,122 --> 00:51:23,209
You were in on this.
946
00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,602
She's not in on anything.
947
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,866
Then what the fuck happened?
948
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:29,782
What happened?
949
00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,611
Why am I gonna die
because of you?
950
00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:45,493
Uh-huh!
951
00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:47,929
I'm your host, Barry Miller.
952
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,975
Thank you for joining us
tonight on Wheel of Games,
953
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:51,282
where there's always a winner.
954
00:51:51,717 --> 00:51:53,240
Next up, the Nightly News.
955
00:51:55,851 --> 00:51:57,809
Breaking news.
956
00:51:57,810 --> 00:52:00,638
Talk show host Colin Piper
has been acquitted of all
957
00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:04,598
sexual assault charges.
After only one day in court,
958
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:07,123
the alleged victims
have withdrawn
their testimonies.
959
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:08,776
Can you fucking believe this?
960
00:52:08,777 --> 00:52:10,170
That monster
just gets to go free.
961
00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:11,563
I guess they paid everyone off.
962
00:52:11,954 --> 00:52:13,172
That happens all the time.
963
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:14,956
Do you think maybe it's possible
964
00:52:14,957 --> 00:52:16,481
that he didn't actually do
anything?
965
00:52:17,656 --> 00:52:19,744
Like maybe it went to court
and then they figured out
966
00:52:19,745 --> 00:52:21,311
that he didn't do it.
967
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,009
I know one of the girls
that came forward.
968
00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:24,575
Guess what?
969
00:52:24,576 --> 00:52:27,100
She's driving a luxury SUV.
970
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,450
No joke, I swear to God.
971
00:52:30,059 --> 00:52:31,974
You know that screams
money cover up.
972
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:34,324
Now these companies
love to get rid of old creeps
973
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:36,153
to save the channel
from looking bad.
974
00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:39,764
So I heard Barry's a predator.
975
00:52:39,765 --> 00:52:40,808
What?
976
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:41,941
Whoever reports him,
977
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,422
six-figure payday easy.
978
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,208
You know,
I bet you could afford
that surgery for your mom.
979
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,341
I don't think
it works like that.
980
00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:52,125
Hey, guys.
981
00:52:53,431 --> 00:52:54,301
Stop it.
982
00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,563
Stop it. All right, come on.
983
00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,395
You know,
he grabbed me once,
984
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,919
and since I don't play
along with that shit,
985
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:06,052
I didn't get promoted.
Shocker.
986
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:08,054
I'm really sorry
that happened to you,
Rebecca.
987
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,708
It must have been awful.
988
00:53:11,318 --> 00:53:12,276
She's lying.
989
00:53:13,625 --> 00:53:14,539
Am I?
990
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:16,583
Hey, guys, uh...
991
00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,106
Great show so far, huh?
992
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,021
Yeah, definitely.
993
00:53:20,022 --> 00:53:21,893
I wanted to thank you guys
for doing such a wonderful job
994
00:53:21,894 --> 00:53:24,766
on the show and to let you
know that you know we really
995
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,988
appreciate our amazing crew
because the show would fall
apart without you guys.
996
00:53:29,989 --> 00:53:32,774
Oh, also,
and probably most importantly,
997
00:53:33,035 --> 00:53:35,342
a little birdie told
me something about you.
998
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,170
One, two, three, four.
999
00:53:38,171 --> 00:53:41,392
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1000
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:45,133
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1001
00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:48,876
♪ Happy birthday, Anita ♪
1002
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:52,271
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1003
00:53:54,013 --> 00:53:55,492
Thank you so much, thank you.
1004
00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:57,276
I honestly didn't have any idea
1005
00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:59,018
you even knew who I was.
1006
00:53:59,671 --> 00:54:01,499
Oh, we all know who you are
because you're doing
a great job.
1007
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:02,761
Happy birthday.
1008
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,198
Hey, please stop touching her.
1009
00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:07,504
- She doesn't want that.
- I'm--
1010
00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,288
Stop touching women,
1011
00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:10,638
- OK? Stop.
- I...
1012
00:54:11,987 --> 00:54:12,858
Look, I, um,
1013
00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:14,599
no, I mean, I,
1014
00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:16,426
I was just saying thank you.
1015
00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:18,124
I'm sorry, you know, for that,
1016
00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:19,081
um.
1017
00:54:19,473 --> 00:54:20,213
Happy birthday.
1018
00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:21,997
Uh, I gotta get back
1019
00:54:22,171 --> 00:54:23,520
and start
prepping for the afternoon show.
1020
00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:24,739
We'll see you guys out there.
1021
00:54:25,131 --> 00:54:26,175
And remember,
1022
00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:27,742
everyone's a winner.
1023
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:29,309
All right, see you guys.
1024
00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:32,050
See you guys out there,
you as well.
1025
00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:33,139
All right, cool.
1026
00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:34,880
Anita, are you OK?
1027
00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,144
What did you just do?
1028
00:54:38,623 --> 00:54:40,276
That was scary.
1029
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,190
It's not fair.
1030
00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:44,063
We don't deserve to be
treated like that by anybody.
1031
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,285
Just be brave.
1032
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,810
All you have to do is tell
the truth and you'll be fine.
1033
00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:53,638
He touched you,
1034
00:54:53,812 --> 00:54:54,943
and that is not OK.
1035
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:40,249
Anita Williams.
1036
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:42,382
If you're ready.
1037
00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:07,102
Thank you so much
for being here.
1038
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,583
I have a daughter your age.
1039
00:56:10,845 --> 00:56:12,238
And I think it's very
1040
00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:13,326
brave what you're doing.
1041
00:56:14,632 --> 00:56:15,415
Thank you.
1042
00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:20,159
I just need you to sign
this affidavit and NDA to
1043
00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:21,813
compensate you for your trouble.
1044
00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:34,260
It also gives you the freedom to
1045
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:36,610
look for employment
and opportunities
somewhere else.
1046
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:41,876
So I just sign?
1047
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,095
And then it's over?
1048
00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,532
Look,
like I told everyone else.
1049
00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:47,404
It's safe.
1050
00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:51,016
What happens to Barry?
1051
00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,106
Sign it.
1052
00:57:12,690 --> 00:57:13,473
Sorry.
1053
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,171
Sorry,
1054
00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:17,390
thank you.
1055
00:57:20,654 --> 00:57:21,438
Thank you.
1056
00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:37,235
Hey, sir.
1057
00:57:37,236 --> 00:57:38,106
Sir.
1058
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:40,805
We know what happened.
1059
00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:41,936
So look.
1060
00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:43,677
I get it.
1061
00:57:44,809 --> 00:57:46,637
You want to punish Anita
for what she did.
1062
00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:47,855
I'll help you out.
1063
00:57:48,247 --> 00:57:49,074
Look,
1064
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,857
you're the victim here
1065
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:52,425
and people will be able
to see that.
1066
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:54,340
We're on your side,
right, Matthew?
1067
00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:55,601
- Just stop.
- Just shut the fuck up!
1068
00:57:55,602 --> 00:57:57,647
Come on, come on. Look, sir,
1069
00:57:57,648 --> 00:57:58,735
she's a fucking liar.
1070
00:57:58,736 --> 00:57:59,911
She fucked you over
1071
00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,042
and she made you do this.
1072
00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:03,130
You had no other choice.
1073
00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:05,219
Yeah, you think so,
1074
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,091
huh?
1075
00:58:06,352 --> 00:58:07,614
Yes, absolutely.
1076
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,398
My dad
1077
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:11,313
would love to help you out.
1078
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,489
He'd be all for it.
1079
00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:16,622
He really would?
1080
00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:17,536
Yes,
1081
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:18,843
sir,
1082
00:58:19,017 --> 00:58:20,147
if you let me out
of these chains,
1083
00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,672
I guarantee
1084
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:23,412
that we'll make things
right for you.
1085
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,460
He plays golf
with the fucking senator
like dude.
1086
00:58:28,374 --> 00:58:29,549
Dude, I got you.
1087
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:33,292
Yeah.
1088
00:58:34,685 --> 00:58:35,686
You really really mean it?
1089
00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:37,775
Huh?
1090
00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,994
People fix shit like this
1091
00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:41,387
all the time.
1092
00:58:44,999 --> 00:58:46,261
You can really, really, really,
1093
00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:48,612
get my whole life back?
1094
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,833
Like a fucking fast.
1095
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,705
Like that.
1096
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,360
So you can, uh, you can
get my whole life back,
1097
00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,406
huh, like my show,
1098
00:59:01,102 --> 00:59:02,364
my wife, my kids,
1099
00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:04,236
my fans, you can...
1100
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,499
My whole life?
1101
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,327
Yeah.
1102
00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:12,984
Let's do it.
1103
00:59:13,245 --> 00:59:14,638
- OK.
- OK?
1104
00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,292
Let me ask you this, um,
1105
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:19,467
do you think he would mind
though, you know,
1106
00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:20,686
when I show up, cause I
gotta talk to him about it, right?
1107
00:59:20,687 --> 00:59:21,775
OK, so,
1108
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,256
if I show up there,
1109
00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:25,866
you think he'll be upset if I
1110
00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:28,434
show him your head,
you know, or half your head?
1111
00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:29,957
- Fuck.
- Maybe just your jaw.
1112
00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:31,872
Fuck!
1113
00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:33,874
You fucking psycho!
1114
00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:51,588
Your words.
1115
00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:55,068
Eat your fucking words!
1116
00:59:55,069 --> 00:59:56,157
Open your eyes.
1117
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:58,203
- Look, look, look.
- No!
1118
00:59:58,377 --> 00:59:59,639
Look! That's it,
that's it.
1119
01:00:00,248 --> 01:00:02,249
- Who is it?
- A lawyer,
it's a fucking lawyer.
1120
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,774
Ding, ding!
Eat his fucking mouth!
1121
01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:05,906
Chew his tongue!
1122
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,299
Chew his tongue!
1123
01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,518
Chew his mouth!
1124
01:00:10,215 --> 01:00:11,564
Eat your fucking words!
1125
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,871
Chew his fucking tongue!
1126
01:00:14,349 --> 01:00:15,960
Right now eat your words!
1127
01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:18,396
Don't make me stab you
in the throat!
1128
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:22,619
You're gonna fucking kill
Matthew the way
you killed Melissa.
1129
01:00:24,403 --> 01:00:25,317
Bite his tongue!
1130
01:00:26,274 --> 01:00:27,972
Bite his fucking tongue!
1131
01:00:30,539 --> 01:00:32,498
Bite his mouth!
1132
01:00:32,846 --> 01:00:34,718
Bite his mouth!
That's it, bite it!
1133
01:00:34,979 --> 01:00:37,024
Bite it! Chew! Chew!
1134
01:00:37,808 --> 01:00:39,548
Chew through his fucking tongue!
1135
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:41,420
Bite it! Bite it!
1136
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,772
Is it fucking worth it?
1137
01:00:46,773 --> 01:00:48,426
Choke on it!
1138
01:00:48,427 --> 01:00:50,254
Chew it! Chew it!
1139
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,648
Chew it! Eat it! Eat it!
1140
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,476
Chew it! Fucking chew it!
1141
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:57,174
Get his mouth!
1142
01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:07,011
What the fuck
are you looking at?
1143
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:10,578
I think you're a little bitch
that needs to play dress-up.
1144
01:01:12,799 --> 01:01:14,671
James! Fucking kill him!
1145
01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:17,716
What the fuck are you gonna do
now, huh?
1146
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:20,677
- James! Kill him!
- I just-- wanna say sorry.
1147
01:01:35,213 --> 01:01:37,563
When we get back
from break.
1148
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,349
It's time for a nomination.
1149
01:01:58,453 --> 01:02:00,194
And...
1150
01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,022
We're back.
1151
01:02:03,110 --> 01:02:04,111
Wakey wakey.
1152
01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:05,809
Wakey wakey!
1153
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:19,344
Me too.
1154
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,607
OK.
1155
01:02:22,608 --> 01:02:24,305
Here is the game.
1156
01:02:24,697 --> 01:02:26,351
Uh,
it's called Incision Decision.
1157
01:02:27,352 --> 01:02:28,353
I gotta tell you this,
1158
01:02:28,527 --> 01:02:30,311
this might be my favorite game.
1159
01:02:30,964 --> 01:02:33,532
I don't wanna play
your fucked-up games.
1160
01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:38,842
Uh, it's not your turn
to play my fucked-up games,
1161
01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:39,799
James.
1162
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:43,063
Ye-- Yes.
1163
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:46,023
Anita's turn.
1164
01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:12,832
There are two keys
1165
01:03:13,311 --> 01:03:14,442
that open that door.
1166
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,270
Now,
anybody that wants to get out,
1167
01:03:16,444 --> 01:03:18,272
well, you have to be able
to open that door,
1168
01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:20,100
so you have to get a key.
1169
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:22,624
Where do we find the key?
1170
01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:28,674
There is one in James
and one in Matthew.
1171
01:03:29,370 --> 01:03:30,458
I'll let you choose.
1172
01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:32,590
You can't make me do it!
1173
01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:34,461
I'm not gonna do it!
1174
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:36,202
OK, well, then,
1175
01:03:36,203 --> 01:03:38,118
I guess I'll just show you.
1176
01:03:39,163 --> 01:03:41,121
And they'll both die
of starvation in like a week.
1177
01:03:42,514 --> 01:03:43,471
This is the game.
1178
01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,650
You're not gonna kill
either of us, OK?
1179
01:03:49,651 --> 01:03:52,262
It's gonna be fine,
we can figure something
out where we both live, OK?
1180
01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:54,047
You got a weapon now,
OK?
1181
01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:58,443
Fuck, I know what's
gonna fucking happen,
1182
01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:02,273
she's gonna fucking kill me
because she fucking hates me.
1183
01:04:05,537 --> 01:04:06,407
Anita,
1184
01:04:06,799 --> 01:04:08,018
don't kill me.
1185
01:04:08,366 --> 01:04:09,715
If you don't kill me,
1186
01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:12,586
I'll make sure my dad
gives you and your mom
1187
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:13,979
all the money you need.
1188
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:16,155
Seriously,
anything and everything,
1189
01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,549
- everything, stuff.
- There's another way.
1190
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,726
Fuck this!
You guys are literally
fucking friends because of me,
1191
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:23,293
and now you've got a fucking
scheme to fucking kill me.
1192
01:04:23,294 --> 01:04:24,948
This is so fucking unfair.
1193
01:04:25,122 --> 01:04:26,992
I literally did everything
for you guys.
1194
01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:28,386
You little shit!
1195
01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:31,997
You always
were an asshole to us,
1196
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:33,782
holding everything
over our heads.
1197
01:04:36,568 --> 01:04:39,309
I don't want to die, man!
1198
01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:41,834
Fuck, you guys are like
you're my only fucking friends.
1199
01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:43,314
You think I didn't see?
1200
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,750
You guys were always making
fucking fun of me
1201
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:47,231
behind my fucking back.
1202
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,059
I'm not fucking stupid,
1203
01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:50,060
God.
1204
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,627
But you are
my only fucking friend,
Matthew,
1205
01:04:53,628 --> 01:04:55,195
my only fucking friend.
1206
01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:58,590
So what do we do now?
1207
01:05:00,331 --> 01:05:02,507
You're not gonna kill
either of us, right?
1208
01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,339
No, it's smart, smart.
1209
01:05:09,340 --> 01:05:10,776
Look, Matthew, I love you.
I love you.
1210
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:12,647
I do, but you're making
the right choice.
1211
01:05:13,170 --> 01:05:15,171
You have to understand,
Matthew, listen to my voice.
1212
01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:17,696
Look, we are in here for more, right?
1213
01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:20,394
She's got to see her mom.
1214
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,919
And you'd help with that.
1215
01:05:23,441 --> 01:05:25,138
I'm not gonna make it hard
for you, OK?
1216
01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:33,451
Go on, Anita, Anita, go on.
1217
01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:34,713
Matthew.
1218
01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:37,323
You got it, you got it.
1219
01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:38,238
It's OK.
1220
01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:56,255
Can you not look at me, please?
1221
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,475
No, fuck no.
1222
01:05:58,389 --> 01:06:00,695
I'm looking right at you,
1223
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,045
right fucking at you,
1224
01:06:02,219 --> 01:06:04,002
please, please.
1225
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,482
No.
1226
01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:08,051
No, no, no, no!
1227
01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:09,877
Anita, stop!
1228
01:06:09,878 --> 01:06:13,272
Help, help, help!
1229
01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:14,448
What the fuck?
1230
01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:16,059
I'm gonna die, oh my God!
1231
01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:18,103
I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna fucking die!
1232
01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:19,192
Do not do this.
1233
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,020
I fucking have to!
1234
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,850
It's OK, dude.
1235
01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:30,638
Do it.
1236
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,776
I fucking have it! Fuck yeah!
1237
01:07:22,168 --> 01:07:23,169
I fucking have it!
1238
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:27,434
What the fuck.
1239
01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:28,609
What the fuck!
1240
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:30,785
What the fuck!
1241
01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:34,528
What the fuck?
1242
01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:36,574
What the fuck?
1243
01:07:38,619 --> 01:07:39,925
What the fuck?
1244
01:07:41,274 --> 01:07:42,884
What the fuck?
1245
01:07:45,757 --> 01:07:46,845
Oops, that's the wrong key.
1246
01:07:47,411 --> 01:07:50,153
Those doors
are magnetically sealed.
1247
01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:53,243
Let's continue with the fun,
shall we?
1248
01:07:54,592 --> 01:07:55,419
OK.
1249
01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,510
Last man standing wins.
1250
01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:15,568
Go.
1251
01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:20,792
I'm sorry.
1252
01:08:21,662 --> 01:08:24,317
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1253
01:08:29,496 --> 01:08:31,150
You wanted to protect your mom.
1254
01:08:31,368 --> 01:08:33,020
I'm so sorry.
1255
01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:34,414
I might have done
the same thing.
1256
01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:37,983
It's all my fault.
1257
01:08:51,388 --> 01:08:52,171
What's wrong?
1258
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:03,269
Are you gonna kill me?
1259
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,056
We both can't leave.
1260
01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:11,886
What do you mean?
1261
01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:15,368
What do you mean?
1262
01:09:24,638 --> 01:09:26,162
There's always a winner.
1263
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:28,946
This whole thing
1264
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:30,427
is part of a sick,
1265
01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:33,080
fucked-up game show
and it's not gonna stop.
1266
01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,170
It's not gonna stop.
1267
01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:37,084
Clock is ticking. This takes
more than two minutes,
1268
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:38,043
I'll just pick.
1269
01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:44,005
There's something else
I've always wanted to say.
1270
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,097
I love you.
1271
01:10:08,073 --> 01:10:09,074
Please don't do this.
1272
01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:11,555
Don't do this.
1273
01:10:12,643 --> 01:10:13,774
Don't fucking do this,
1274
01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:15,385
don't fucking do this!
1275
01:10:16,037 --> 01:10:18,692
- I really...
- No!
1276
01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:20,216
I really do love you.
1277
01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:24,089
It's OK.
1278
01:10:26,091 --> 01:10:27,223
It's OK.
1279
01:10:28,354 --> 01:10:29,877
Just promise me one thing.
1280
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:36,840
Win.
1281
01:10:36,841 --> 01:10:39,757
No! No!
1282
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,282
Matthew!
1283
01:10:58,645 --> 01:11:00,385
Congratulations,
1284
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,518
Anita.
1285
01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:04,782
You are our winner.
1286
01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:16,033
Come on in, darling,
take a seat.
1287
01:15:17,164 --> 01:15:17,991
No change.
1288
01:15:18,165 --> 01:15:20,384
There's no catch, just
1289
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:21,254
you and me,
1290
01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,343
one more game,
1291
01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,518
one last game,
1292
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,389
hm?
1293
01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:27,523
That said, come on.
1294
01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,137
Welcome back,
1295
01:15:34,138 --> 01:15:34,965
Anita.
1296
01:15:36,009 --> 01:15:37,445
You know how it goes, folks.
1297
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,578
It is time for...
1298
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,711
Pick your Prize.
1299
01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:44,714
Ah!
1300
01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:53,070
Anita, all you have to do is
pick the right box and
1301
01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:54,245
you can be free.
1302
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,988
There's no winning prize.
1303
01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,120
Oh, there's always a winner.
1304
01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,165
You're just gonna kill me.
1305
01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:04,255
My pictures are in the cabinet.
1306
01:16:04,472 --> 01:16:06,343
Do it. One more fun game
with me, then home,
1307
01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,737
you can go home with mommy.
1308
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:10,174
Is this really all you are,
Barry?
1309
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,263
Barry's dead.
1310
01:16:12,437 --> 01:16:13,525
You killed him.
1311
01:16:24,449 --> 01:16:25,363
I'm your host.
1312
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,541
You just don't
seem to get it, do you?
1313
01:16:29,759 --> 01:16:30,586
What?
1314
01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:36,026
I am the only person
in the world who could
bring Barry back.
1315
01:16:40,117 --> 01:16:41,814
I could tell everyone I lied.
1316
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,688
I can turn your life
back to normal.
1317
01:16:48,386 --> 01:16:50,127
Unless you did do something.
1318
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:51,737
Boo!
1319
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:53,739
Pull a string, alright?
1320
01:16:55,045 --> 01:16:57,917
Fucking pull a string,
you fucking do it,
you do it now!
1321
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:01,747
I'm sorry.
1322
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,184
There is no sorry.
No, no.
1323
01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:07,492
You didn't just go along.
1324
01:17:07,753 --> 01:17:08,624
You knew what you were doing.
1325
01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:11,235
You lied.
1326
01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:12,497
You know you lied.
1327
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:14,847
You wanted to save
your mom's life,
1328
01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:16,762
so you took mine.
1329
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,896
You took my life,
1330
01:17:20,897 --> 01:17:23,595
you took my family,
1331
01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:25,075
you...
1332
01:17:28,382 --> 01:17:29,645
You fucking took everything.
1333
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:34,561
Did you ever even care
what happened to me?
1334
01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:36,086
Did you ever even
lose any sleep over it?
1335
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,826
Of course I did.
1336
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,523
Barry, I'm not
a fucking monster.
1337
01:17:39,524 --> 01:17:40,525
People loving me.
1338
01:17:41,004 --> 01:17:41,744
Tell her.
1339
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,007
Tell her you love me.
1340
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:47,271
Tell her you love me!
1341
01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:49,839
She killed me.
1342
01:17:50,056 --> 01:17:51,317
You saved her life, Barry.
1343
01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,843
I, I traded your life for hers.
1344
01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:56,846
I saved your mom's life.
1345
01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:00,240
Barry saved her life.
1346
01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:02,678
Sure he did.
1347
01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,725
I don't know if I ever
saved a life before.
1348
01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:10,947
We can talk about it,
don't we?
1349
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,007
I, uh...
1350
01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:32,620
Guess I only thought
about what I lost.
1351
01:18:38,626 --> 01:18:40,541
I wanted to be the good guy.
1352
01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:42,979
I give away money.
1353
01:18:44,241 --> 01:18:45,982
To help people like your mom.
1354
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:49,594
I wanted to be
1355
01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:51,465
a good dad.
1356
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:54,425
Good husband.
1357
01:18:57,036 --> 01:18:58,298
Grandpa.
1358
01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:01,214
I wanted...
1359
01:19:03,651 --> 01:19:06,350
But you know, I never realized
that maybe here...
1360
01:19:08,352 --> 01:19:09,440
my own shameful life...
1361
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:15,401
Maybe it's not too late
for me to do the right thing.
1362
01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,143
You know what, if you pull
1363
01:19:18,536 --> 01:19:20,494
a string for me
and my little game,
1364
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:24,629
I promise,
1365
01:19:29,286 --> 01:19:30,853
I actually promise.
1366
01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:35,379
I won't kill your mom.
1367
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,295
Or even hurt her.
1368
01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:41,602
I won't even pop by and say hi.
1369
01:19:42,429 --> 01:19:44,997
So I don't know, you might
want to think about that,
1370
01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:47,347
maybe take me up on this,
and, but--
1371
01:19:48,305 --> 01:19:49,349
There's the strings.
1372
01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:00,883
You promise?
1373
01:20:02,101 --> 01:20:03,146
I do.
1374
01:20:15,245 --> 01:20:16,333
Ha...
1375
01:20:29,389 --> 01:20:37,483
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1376
01:20:37,484 --> 01:20:42,401
♪ Happy birthday to Anita ♪
1377
01:20:42,402 --> 01:20:44,577
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1378
01:21:21,789 --> 01:21:22,834
Ah!
1379
01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,458
I need to thank you.
1380
01:21:39,982 --> 01:21:42,898
You saved me the trouble
to have to add a scar
after I kill you.
1381
01:21:45,248 --> 01:21:47,728
Right here next to Melissa
and James and Matthew.
1382
01:21:49,165 --> 01:21:49,948
Anita.
1383
01:21:51,123 --> 01:21:52,168
It's my favorite one.
1384
01:21:54,561 --> 01:21:56,737
This is the most fucking
honest thing you've done.
1385
01:21:58,130 --> 01:21:59,304
People like you,
1386
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:00,567
you just lie and you...
1387
01:22:01,307 --> 01:22:02,308
You cheat
1388
01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:04,657
and you hurt people.
1389
01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:06,269
And there's no consequences.
1390
01:22:10,273 --> 01:22:11,491
The world needs me.
1391
01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:13,232
Do you know why?
1392
01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:15,887
Because I know
how to play the game.
1393
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,457
I know the rules.
1394
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:23,895
They need me
because I'm their host.
1395
01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:28,030
Can you forgive me?
1396
01:22:32,599 --> 01:22:34,166
You don't deserve forgiveness.
1397
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:37,300
I don't need your forgiveness!
1398
01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,740
I need justice.
1399
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,487
Oh, we're missing
your birthday party.
1400
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,794
Let me just put this on my desk.
1401
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:54,838
Come on.
1402
01:22:54,839 --> 01:22:56,275
OK.
1403
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:03,891
No!
1404
01:23:04,718 --> 01:23:06,633
No! No!
1405
01:23:13,075 --> 01:23:14,641
It's a pretty machine
1406
01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,427
to slam
the birthday girl's face
1407
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,559
into the cake.
1408
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:21,517
There's gonna be
a fucking knife in it.
1409
01:23:21,518 --> 01:23:23,433
You're gonna stab me
in the fucking face!
1410
01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:28,133
- How do you know?
- Cause I'm not fucking stupid.
1411
01:23:29,482 --> 01:23:30,744
Well, if you were smart,
1412
01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,920
you wouldn't have
destroyed my life.
1413
01:23:33,965 --> 01:23:36,401
So...
1414
01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:39,622
- Happy birthday.
- No, no, no!
1415
01:23:39,623 --> 01:23:42,625
- No! No!
- Yes! Yes!
1416
01:23:42,626 --> 01:23:45,193
No, no!
1417
01:23:45,194 --> 01:23:46,803
Please, please.
1418
01:23:46,804 --> 01:23:47,674
Come on.
1419
01:23:48,153 --> 01:23:48,936
Please...
1420
01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:51,764
Please, don't do this to me.
1421
01:23:51,765 --> 01:23:52,766
Into the cake.
1422
01:23:55,639 --> 01:23:57,119
Happy birthday!
1423
01:24:11,655 --> 01:24:12,960
I got you.
1424
01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,360
There's no,
there's no tricks.
1425
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:23,493
There's no tricks,
1426
01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:25,277
there's nothing?
1427
01:24:26,974 --> 01:24:28,845
So I won?
1428
01:24:28,846 --> 01:24:31,544
- I won?
- Congratulations.
1429
01:24:34,852 --> 01:24:36,896
Now, there is
1430
01:24:36,897 --> 01:24:38,682
some good news
and some bad news.
1431
01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:41,250
The good news is...
1432
01:24:43,513 --> 01:24:44,688
You're free.
1433
01:24:44,992 --> 01:24:46,037
So I get to go home.
1434
01:24:49,171 --> 01:24:49,997
Come on.
1435
01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:56,612
There you go.
1436
01:24:56,613 --> 01:24:58,702
Just clean up right here,
right there.
1437
01:24:58,876 --> 01:25:01,007
There you go,
that's it, clean up.
1438
01:25:01,008 --> 01:25:02,619
But the bad news is...
1439
01:25:04,011 --> 01:25:05,491
The cake tastes terrible.
1440
01:25:09,408 --> 01:25:10,235
Oh.
1441
01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:17,634
Huh.
1442
01:25:18,417 --> 01:25:19,201
Oh...
1443
01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:37,262
I can't see.
1444
01:25:37,523 --> 01:25:38,829
I can't fucking see!
1445
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,484
I can't, I can't see,
I can't--
1446
01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:53,886
I... My...
1447
01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:55,540
Help me. What the fuck?
1448
01:25:57,935 --> 01:25:58,979
What the fuck have you done?
1449
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,372
What the fuck have you done?
1450
01:26:00,546 --> 01:26:01,504
What the fuck?
1451
01:26:02,069 --> 01:26:02,896
What the fuck?
1452
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,947
I was acquitted
in a court of law.
1453
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,166
I was, I, I am innocent.
1454
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:40,994
I am an innocent man.
1455
01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,041
Ah, OK, I did it. I did it.
1456
01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:45,782
I, I did it. I fucking did it.
1457
01:27:46,086 --> 01:27:48,045
Please, where's... I did it.
1458
01:27:48,741 --> 01:27:50,265
I, I, I,
1459
01:27:51,004 --> 01:27:53,136
we paid off all those women
1460
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,050
who I,
1461
01:27:54,051 --> 01:27:55,704
who I assaulted.
1462
01:27:55,705 --> 01:27:57,923
- Assaulted?
- Raped, raped,
1463
01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:00,099
raped, OK? I did it. I did it.
1464
01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,840
Please, please,
please let me go.
1465
01:28:01,841 --> 01:28:02,972
Let me go. I'll pay you.
1466
01:28:02,973 --> 01:28:03,930
I'll pay you anything you want.
1467
01:28:04,148 --> 01:28:06,237
I'll pay you $250,000.
1468
01:28:06,498 --> 01:28:08,717
Please, I beg you, please.
1469
01:28:08,718 --> 01:28:09,806
They don't need your money.
1470
01:28:11,895 --> 01:28:13,157
They need justice.
1471
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:17,944
This is what you're winning.
1472
01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:20,294
Oh no, no.
88642
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