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Rooster crowed thick pie Horse needs grain,

horse needs fly Sun's coming up, he just laid down

Oh, good news is, turns out the cable was long enough.

I owe you five. Oh, keep your money, bud. One of these days you'll learn.

Never doubt your uncle or question good old redneck ingenuity.

You should run for office.

Are we talking presidential or principal's office?

Just don't screw this up.

Entire park's counting on us to get him off the grid.

Like you said, I ain't gonna survive with DeConner squeezing every last dime

basic living needs.

Well, if this works, it'll be one heck of a bill they can scratch off the list.

And speaking of scratch -offs, I am feeling lucky today.

Storm's hunkering down fast.

I don't want you to get your goose hooked while you're under there.

Now I say, mine won't go hot until that windmill picks up a pretty good clip.

Sure you know what you're doing?

Electricity and water, they don't mix too well.

Just have me an ice cold beer when I get back. You hear me?

Now let's go plug it in. Get fired up!

Uncle Jeff?

I'm in a crappier spot than a port -a -potty at a Mardi Gras parade.

Look, I don't mean to burn that image into your head, but I just want to

to you how deep and dung I am at this moment.

All right, let's back up.

It all started with this man, Malcolm DeConard, the richest, meanest bastard I

know. He owns everything that you've seen so far.

And he shakes us down on the regular for all that we got.

But he's about to find out we got a little fight left in us.

Get him, Rufus.

Oh, hey there, Sugar Bridges.

Hey, Roxy.

Hey, you know, my wash is still broken. If you fix it for me, I'd make it worth

your while.

Listen, I told you, I'm with Jolene.

I mean, I can make it worth her while or y 'all's while.

All right, well, let's see you later. No.

Let's ask her about it.

Hey, Sapphire.

at it again yeah we could always use another hand he's not my real

Hey, Symphony.

Hey, Rob. Stop quitting messing with that dog.

I wasn't.

I wasn't.

Gabby, nearly got that thing patched up?

Yeah, just about ready to tie her up and get her wet.

All right, you keep working it.

No, I'm late.

Your uncle's already been by twice.

He mad?

He was sweaty and cursing.

Well, that don't tell me much now, does it?

Had a job fall in my lap.

Couldn't pass it up.

$100 closer to a new life.

Get off her! I need more time.

Get off her, you jerk! I know, it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Mike, go

with her first.

Damn.

Get him off of me. Get off her! Get off her!

Stop.

Everything all right?

This ain't none of your business now, is it?

How much do you need?

Two -fifty.

You got your money?

You can go now.

Look at you all fired up.

Guess every junkyard needs a guard dog, huh?

Hey, for $250, I'll fix that for you.

$350.

She's been a really hard month, Rob. I just... I just need more time.

It's all right.

Look who decided to finally show up. Had some things to take care of. Chad had

some work for me over at the shop. I got some work for you right here. Yeah, but

he pays me. I'll pay you too.

I can't buy a house with beer.

You got a house.

Trailer ain't a house.

Got a roof over your head, don't you?

Got a kitchen to eat?

Bed to fornicate?

Name one thing a house has that a trailer won't offer.

Basement.

I'm Paige, but touche.

I ain't gonna live in the park my whole life.

Well, it ain't where you are that matters.

It's what you are.

You like that, don't you? I can tell on the bottom of my bottle caps.

Real wise, them little suckers.

Come on, let's go to work.

I ought to write that down.

horse, Dung Rufus. Well, he started it, Barb.

No, I mean what I just stepped in from your horse.

Oh, well, that I do apologize for.

Now, now, y 'all. Come on. We're all neighbors.

We must speak of love and kindness as the good Lord instructed us.

Well, will the Lord kindly instruct this jerk not to pay his child support?

Come on, Barb. You know it's not even my baby.

There's only one not...

Cuckoo. It's a little too late for that, you drunk bitch.

At least I don't go around letting everybody tongue punch and fart back.

was one.

What's this fight about?

Oh, nothing.

Just dealing with Barb, crack bean man again.

Hey, you don't know me.

Money's been hard with DeConnard Gowton. I even tried to go back to table

dancing.

Well, Rob and his Uncle Jeff are working on getting a line to that windmill. Get

us some good old free electricity.

Well, how's he going to do that?

Something about running a line under the water all the way up to the trailer

park and overriding that transformer.

Ha, ha, ha! I'm a gaveline! If you think that DeConner is going to let your

rebound boyfriend swipe some free electricity off of that window, you're

than I look. Shut up. You think he can actually do it? I know they can.

When Rob and I first started dating, he picked the air conditioner in my car.

This here park's energy will be off the grid, and as green as the cash, we'll

all be saving.

let alone an entire power supply.

Amen. Bruce, what's that?

Don't knock it off already.

That cable ain't long enough. It damn sure ain't going to

reach the connecting line.

I bet you five bucks it'll stretch a whole lot further than you think it

I know what I'm doing, Rob. I didn't just fall off a turnip truck.

A new turbine the county built is practically big enough to tap into the

energy and power up soggy meadows.

Whoa, kinetic.

Big word.

Well, you know what they say about a man in big words.

He's compensating for the size of his cable?

Yeah.

Boss, I don't think you should be smoking that close to this much ammonium

nitrate. This fertilizer bomb goes off, it's going to make a crater the size of

Cleveland. Well, just make it powerful enough to obliterate the entire van,

because we can't have a shred of evidence linking us back to it. I still

see how blowing that levee is going to be easier than just telling all them

chill billies to get off your lot.

Because all those lowlifes have rights by law whether they pay the rent or not.

They could squat that land for a year before I get the cops to do anything

them, and I ain't going to wait no year.

You know my ex still lives over there, yeah?

Well, not for long, because when that levee breaks and that water floods in,

only thing that's going to be living there are my drills.

That wasteland is just ripe for the picking.

Listen, when that storm rolls in, people are going to run around scared like

crazy. And when that storm rolls out, it's going to look like a natural

disaster. In a few weeks... everybody's going to forget what solumentals ever

was.

From the cloud, right on cue.

Weatherman finally got something right for you.

Why are you driving like an idiot?

Just think of it. We're going to make one hell of a meat cloud.

It'll only go off with the timer. But once we set it, it ain't meant to be

turned off. So?

I'm not getting paid enough for this nonsense.

You getting paid?

Yep.

Turns out the cable was long enough.

I owe you five.

Oh, keep your money, bud. One of these days you'll learn. Never doubt your

or question good old redneck ingenuity.

Hi.

You know, maybe we should just wait and let it hit the fan.

Are you crazy?

I'm not getting stuck in this mud when that storm hits. I'm setting it now.

What should I set it for?

To see how fast you can run.

Faster than your ass!

Now, how long?

Hell, I don't know.

Four minutes.

You got it?

Set, go!

Aw hell!

The license plate!

I said leave no trace!

Go

get

it!

No.

If that van traces back to Conard, take a wild guess what's going to happen to

you. Now go get it.

Hurry up. Shut up.

Let's go.

No,

it's safe.

I won't go hot until that windmill picks up a pretty good clip. Sure you know

what you're doing?

You just have me an ice cold beer when I get back.

You hear me?

Get fired up.

Shut up.

Uncle Jack.

Who in their right mind would do something like that? I saw someone

from it.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

I got to find Daisy.

You know, she wouldn't be proud of us. That's right, she really would have.

Help!

Help me!

I've got to get out of here, Lord!

You can't kill me!

I'm one of the good ones!

You can take the rest, just don't take me!

We heard that, you jerk!

Praise the Lord!

Praise the Lord! You said you could take the rest, just don't take me.

Thanks a lot, buddy.

Some holy roller you turned out to be.

Come on now.

You know I didn't mean it.

Please don't take it personally.

Where's everyone else at?

They're trailing.

They're all gone.

They washed away.

And Dookie.

She's gone.

What about Jolene? Probably.

Who saw your medals underwater?

Well, yeah, the levee got destroyed.

Y 'all think?

I gotta get back to the park. Well, get in!

You ever heard of an electric eel? Yeah. You ever tried my eel sauce?

What? Yes, sir.

Them electric eels are seven feet long.

Five times the charge of a three -palm wall socket.

Dirty as hell. Well, how much charge do you think a 20 -foot shark got?

Enough to jumpstart your trunk.

Passenger.

That's a damn shame.

Fire! Rat bastards!

Go out!

Shoot! Come on! Come on! Come get me! Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

That's not the way! Go! Go!

Go! Now!

Here goes our ride.

for every time I heard Rufus say that.

This damn roof is slipperier than that one summer in Panama City.

I'm so glad I grabbed you instead of Grandma's pearls.

She would not want me to be sober from all this nonsense.

Look, why don't you just go over and date the trailer and help her pull? I'm

getting on any trailer with that...

How in the world did this happen?

Global warming.

Let's swim for it. Are you kidding me?

I'm not dangling a single toe into that water where the gators and the moccasins

get to them.

Nope. Nobody invited you, you dingleberry. I wasn't even talking to

Well, y 'all go ahead. I hope you drown.

I'm sure somebody will be by soon to rescue me. Will they?

Come on.

I can't go anywhere until we find Buck Vegas.

Damn dog was next to me one second and gone the next. Bucky's a smart pup.

I'm sure he's high and dry somewhere.

Animals have sort of a sixth sense for that kind of thing, you know? You're

right. When that giant tsunami wave thing hit over in Manasia, all the

were already long gone. I tailed it to the nearest hills.

Y 'all are right. It's probably chilling safe somewhere.

It's Malaysia, by the way.

I'm gonna kill whoever did this.

We blew it.

Just like you want a water rush right into your property.

Nicely done.

But there's one minor issue.

We lost Bruno in the process.

He blew up with the band.

Blew up?

Uh -huh.

Completely?

Or are there little parts of him floating around so somebody can identify

an employee?

Oh, no. He pretty much vaporized on the spot.

Good. But there is one little problem.

Out with it, damn it!

I think somebody saw me.

That piece of ass trash who was taking my Jolene.

He rode up on his wave runner when the levee blew.

Oh, is that right?

A witness?

Well, that's that small little problem you probably should have mentioned

earlier.

I'm going to tell you a story you probably never heard.

I used to have three partners.

Once upon a time, let's just call them Huey,

Dewey, and Lewis.

Now, they thought it would be a swell idea to go behind my back and acquire a

majority shares in a company that we started.

It was a textile company delivering animal hides to clothing stores all over

world. Like alligator, snake, ostrich, for purses and shoes and so on.

I didn't like taking a financial hit like that.

So I fixed it.

Like I always do.

Like I asked you to do.

Whoa, whoa, boss.

You fixed it.

So some low -life trailer park running meat sack could point at my furry little

ass and put me in jail for the rest of my life. No, sir.

From where I'm sitting, my perspective is you might have some more work to do.

I understand.

And when are you going to do it? Right now.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I'm putting out a contract on that witness of yours, and I'm hiring

you to execute it or him.

Man up and kill somebody, or I'll do it.

Am I clear?

Cryptoline. Yes, sir.

Hey, boss.

Those three business partners here is one she was telling me about. Whatever

happened to them?

Come here.

Let's just say I put them to better use.

I'll fix it.

Just perfect.

As if there wasn't enough going on. Damn it. How am I gonna...

Yeah,

that was dumb.

Right.

Good old redneck ingenuity.

My Uncle Jeff would be proud.

Thank you.

Bucky! What are you doing?

It's for when the rescue planes fly overhead.

What the hell is a SOT?

Save our trailer.

Bucky?

It's the Buckmeister.

Look at him snooping it up. Man, that boy's good.

I'm gonna get him.

What exactly you plan on doing that, huh?

No swim.

I just seen a tail or something slipping between the trees over there. I gotta

save him.

Bucky, you son of a bitch, just hold on. I'm coming.

Y 'all just keep an eye out for snakes or gators and holler loud as hell if you

see one.

We best be praying the Coast Guard gets here soon.

Whoa.

No way. What?

Is this real life?

Oh, this guy sucks real bad.

You should have seen yourself.

What you doing all the way down here?

Woman, I be watching Showcase Showdown, and the next thing I know, I'm being

swept here by the water.

Everyone okay?

You seen what happened to Joe?

I haven't seen a soul since things are biblical.

I'm just sitting here catching whatever comes my way.

That's it.

One man's tragedy is another man's treasure.

That looks real nice.

Hey. That's my watch.

You want it?

Yeah.

200 bucks.

My grandpa gave me that watch before he died.

Ah, so it's something real special to you.

Yeah, it sure is.

50.

All right, I'll tell you what.

How about I don't make any fuss about the watch if you lend me that oar?

What do you say?

For old time's sake?

You got yourself a deal.

It'd be a pleasure doing business with you.

Hey, I'm going to go down to the park, see if anyone needs any help. You want

come?

Nah, this is like Christmas.

All right, you be safe, you hear?

There's a shark swimming in these waters.

A shark here?

The weatherman say nothing about a tornado.

How much for that gun?

This one?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whiskey, tango, foxtrot. Don't point that thing at me. I said I wasn't going

make no fuss.

Come on now.

I'm just funny with you.

Here, you can have it.

Thank you, Billie Jean.

Be safe.

Bye.

You keep on rowing.

Gonna save those people.

Woo -hoo -hoo, baby!

Look at this place, girls. It's all washed up. Genius, this one, Ma.

This needs to be the end of this trailer park.

Understood? Yes, sir.

And if we find anyone left alive, fix them.

Unless it's my ex.

I got special plans for her. It's that bitch boy she tried to replace me with.

I got even special plans for him.

I like that.

Yes, sir.

I thought maybe the flood washed away or something worse.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Some of us were.

You know, have you found any others?

You know, what about Daisy? You seen her? No, man.

Sorry. I'm a little closer. I'm going to jump down and give you the kiss of a

lifetime. You hold that thought, darling.

There's a shark in these waters and that son of a bitch is pissed off. Yeah, we

believe it.

We seen it.

Hey,

my dookie.

And my Uncle Jeff, too.

It ain't no run -of -the -mill shark.

It's got issues.

Electrical ones.

I don't think my boat's big enough for all four of us. I think it's best if we

just stay up here on top of these trailers, wait for some choppers to come

rescue us.

I mean, do you even know what this is going on?

Right? I mean, all the power lines are down, and I guarantee it, nobody's

their damn cell phone bills this month.

We ain't seeing how to save our rescue teams. No boat.

It was blown up. By who?

This is Golden Bullet.

What do you have?

It's wiped out here.

No sign of any surviving tenants.

I never see anything like this.

Copy that. Hey, I'll come by later on the boat and survey that damage.

Jackpot! Dammit!

Holy Grit!

Survivor. Where are the others, Daisy?

I don't know. Get me the hell off of this thing.

Why? So I can take you up to the bar and you can drink all my beer?

Nah.

I'm all good on that.

Where's the others, bitch?

Dead. They're all dead.

Even Jolene?

I don't know what happened to Jolene.

We got separated when the wave came through.

Who's all dead?

Barb and Wyatt at least.

There's a great white coming through here if you haven't noticed. It's hot on

both. Shark in the park?

That's a first.

Now get me the hell out of here.

And on to dry land, just not to a dry county. You heard her, boy.

Let's get her off of there, huh?

Open wide, bitch.

Sweetie.

What the hell happened to you?

You used to be one of us. I took some advice.

And got me out of that low -life country club.

You should have done the same while you still had a chance, Daisy Case.

Been real nice knowing you. Oh, did we get you wet, Daisy Case? Make sure she

doesn't make you back to dry land.

Of any count.

I saw Swayze walking away after the explosion.

In fact, I caught him on camera.

That son of a bitch did this.

That makes sense.

Swayze's been doing DeConnard's dirty work.

I'll kill him when I see him.

Of course DeConnard's behind all this.

Why would he be?

He's been with us off his land for years.

Looks like he finally got his wish, huh?

Wait a minute. You say you got Swayze on camera, right? Well, where's the

footage? It's in the belly of that shark.

But he ate my GoPro and my skidoo.

That's a good thing, though. But I love that skidoo.

Oh, no, no. The camera's in a waterproof case.

You see? You see, sharks have a slow digestive tract.

Don't ask me why I know that. But it's still there, right?

You kill the fish, retrieve the camera, and not only do we get revenge on the

shark, we get revenge on the decanters as well.

Yeah. We'll pit that no -good, butt -packing, silly, slapping... Beep!

trailer, swamping soggy meadows, son of a motherless goat.

The way for good.

Wait a minute.

Are you actually suggesting we give a great white a reverse colonoscopy?

Yeah. Good luck with that one. I thought it was a good idea.

For who?

I knew it.

Again, what?

Yeah, man, but it's beer 30 and I'm late. Think I can kill her? Hold on.

It won't be long from now. If the shark's in these parts, it'll smell the

Yeah, I guess that would be a hell of a show. Hell yeah, Will. And we won't even

have to hide the body.

You make a good point.

What are you doing?

Get her, girl!

Go stick her like a dirty pig!

What happened?

Come on, man!

Juke and dive, baby!

Get her!

Oh, come on, Sally Tuna!

That smells so delicious.

To Conard Holdings. How may I direct your call?

Salad. Yes, ma 'am. Listen, I just got some news that the levee around my

trailer property had some severe damage and there's some flooding in the area,

so I'm thinking that the people...

In that region, they're going to be needing food and supplies and whatnot.

here's what I want you to do.

I want you to call all my outlets and raise the prices on everything from

hardware to groceries.

Go for it. Come here.

Hold on.

Yes, sir.

No, Sally, not you.

And cash, too?

Yes, and cash, too.

Listen, this is supply meets demand, Sally.

Supply meets demand.

Yeah. What do you have?

Survivors.

Survivors.

And a shark, apparently.

And a shark.

Must have washed in from the ocean.

They said they got video proof of me at the scene.

Destroying the levee.

Video?

Listen up.

You need to get that video and take care of it. He said the shark ate the damn

camera.

Well, good, then it's already taken care of.

We plan to hunt the shark and retrieve it. They seem pretty determined to take

us down.

Retrieve it?

You listen to me.

No one leaves this thing alive.

No fish or human.

That includes your little girlfriend, too.

Am I clear?

Just amateurs.

If someone killed, you'd do it your

damn self.

How are we going to go about hunting a great white shark?

I mean, we have a rubber raft, three drowned trailers, and duct tape. Duct

Duct tape. I like duct tape.

Yeah, me too.

But how do we go about... Achieving that level of win. Catch a shark like you

would any other fish, partner.

With bait.

Okay. How are we going to go about getting bait in the middle of a damn

Oh, wait.

I got a big bloody rib marinating in my refrigerator.

Would that work?

You see how bloody?

Bloody, baby.

Well, hell yeah.

Now we're cooking.

But how are you going to go about hooking it?

Got duct tape.

That's a good point.

With the winch hitch off my old skiff.

Yeah, somehow we get that damn thing to lock a bite off of that hook.

Tie it off to some chain and wrap it around Daisy's beer keg. That'll tire

out real quick.

Yeah, just like them yellow barrels that Quentin used.

It's not a bad idea.

Blows him down, tires him out.

He can't keep on swimming, then he can't breathe.

You count me in.

For my big brown dookie.

For your dookie.

If this is gonna work, these things are gonna have to be drained.

Hey, Cleon, why don't you get started on freeing those ribs? I'll work on these.

This one's for you, Uncle Jeff.

This one's for all my dead honkies.

Oh, Daisy ain't gonna like that.

All right.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

If the good Lord wanted me to go back down in that murky death trap, he

would have blessed me with a nice set of gills.

You see any rescue teams coming to save us?

No.

Heard any choppers?

No.

Then I reckon we're going to have to be our own heroes, which faithfully

includes you.

So get the meat.

I hate to see a good rack of ribs go to waste.

Ain't no waste.

That rack of ribs is going to save our damn lives.

When we get that fish, we're going to flay us up some shark's teeth. How about

that? The shark go good with mustard and relish? You're damn right it does.

Fuck off, Cleon. I'm going in.

I'm in.

Oh, man.

Everything is ruined.

It's a damn shame.

Oh, man.

Um, you're not doing what I think you're doing.

Yeah.

I'm going in, darling.

Got to untie my winch hitch.

Get some chains.

Goodness gracious, Rufy. Please be careful. I will.

Here.

That could have been more graceful.

Hitting the gas straight off the tank, huh, baby?

We need you sharp to pull this off now. Don't forget to save some for the rest

of us.

Huh. I guess this is what I missed by not going to college, huh?

You just get us out of here in one piece, and I'll show you what else you

by not going to college.

That's what she said.

So late.

Everything happens to me.

You be sure to tell my second cousin I love her.

You do that for me?

You have my word.

I'm going in.

I'm empty.

What the hell was that?

Sweet Jesus.

Holy God!

You

lad.

with me beside a still water, and established herself upon the blood,

and established herself in the sea.

We gotta get out of here. That shark is still hungry, man.

Where's Cleon with the meat?

Well, the ribs are right there.

I don't think Cleon made it, man.

Neither we, unless we get back up on that trailer.

Come on.

I'm gonna kill you too.

I'm not gonna let them die in vain.

But if you die, that's it. Game over.

Get out of the water now.

I got this.

Don't you dare get yourself killed. Do you hear me?

I love you, Rob.

I love you too, darling.

That's why I'm doing this.

It worked!

Two on that, you bastard!

It worked!

I can't believe it worked!

You hugged that son of a bitch!

Good old redneck ingenuity.

We got peed a little bit, though.

Kind of warm.

You don't need a ride?

Get on.

It ain't even quick.

the chain.

What about it?

Alright, watch this.

What in the hell are you doing, Rob?

I'm going fishing.

I wanted to. Are you crazy?

Well, just stupid.

Fine line.

Trailer parking country!

Yes!

It worked!

You're a genius!

We're just lucky.

Look what we have here.

I think it's time to take out the Treywood trash.

You heartless bastard.

You're getting neighborhood killed for what?

Money! What can I say?

It's a shark -eat -shark world, sweet tea.

But you and your kind, you're nothing but a waste of life.

You're one step away from being on the street. You're expecting me to pay for

your room and board?

Not anymore.

You know, I would love to kill you myself.

I have a better idea.

I'd rather watch that shark eat you.

Start paddling!

Get those little feet, darling.

Don't make me use this.

Get warm.

Almost there.

Attica.

You're finished.

Man, they're gonna love you in prison.

you dumbass hillbilly. You're right where you belong.

Because all you're ever going to be is a no -good, worthless trailer rat.

You should have come work for me when you had the chance.

I'd have gotten you out of this dump.

It's not where you are that matters.

It's what you are.

Right now, I'm the one with the gun.

You ain't going to shoot me.

You want to bet?

Once again, it seems that the tide has turned in my favor.

You had to go get my man on video blowing the place up, didn't you? And

the shark eats it?

I don't know who I'm going to enjoy killing more, that shark or both of you.

How about I get you mounted?

I'll hang you up over the fireplace.

What do you think about...

You deserve that.

That's one sickle tad.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh.

Let's get out of here.

What are you waiting for? Go!

Well,

I have an idea.

You're really going to double down now?

We leave, and he gets loose with that line, what he does to other folks is

to be on us.

All right, why don't you grab that rope, okay?

You lasso that chum, Guzzler.

All right, we'll drag him up on the dry land.

We'll watch him suffocate, slowly.

And then we'll get the capro. Why? DeConnard is dead.

Well, people still need to know what he did.

All right.

There's one thing I learned from Rufus.

How to swing a rope.

When he teach you that.

Yeah, we're doing it.

We're not doing it.

I'm going to keep us drier than a popcorn bar.

No freaking way.

You're the luckiest son of a bitch I know.

Luck ain't got nothing to do with it.

I'm a bro!

Son of a bitch!

Daisy?

Hey!

I'm okay.

Okay.

Well, that's one way to get rid of an old boyfriend.

Can you move?

Uh -huh.

I'm gonna get my Kaprow.

And that, ladies and gents, is how I learned to stop worrying and love the

trailer park.

It might not look like much, but it's everything to us.

It's home.

Well, to what left but.