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F Studios present The Banana Flip!

Starring... Sligo!

Bingo!

Drooper!

Norky!

And featuring...

Why did you scream?

Because you scared me.

Hey, trooper.

Mail's here.

It's the middle of the night. Why are you awake?

I'm too excited. I can't go to sleep.

It's not your birthday yet.

It's past midnight.

Okay.

It is your birthday, but we're not celebrating it yet.

Come on.

Let's go. Let's get back to bed.

Mom.

What time is it?

That's your curfew.

That's what time it is.

Mom, I'm 19.

Why do I have to be home by midnight?

Because I want to know that you're safe before I go to bed.

I worry about you, Austin.

Just please don't tell Mitch, okay? I can't handle another one of his

Okay. Just promise me that you won't mess with him tomorrow.

I just really want your brother's birthday to be perfect.

Yeah. So do I. Me too.

Okay.

Good night.

Good night.

The flu?

Really? You sure?

Wow, both ends. Okay.

Um...

Please tell Duncan I hope he feels better.

Okay. Bye.

Duncan has the flu. He's not going to be able to come with us.

Charlie's going to be so disappointed.

Invite one of his other friends.

He doesn't have any other friends. Duncan's the only one he plays with.

Really?

There's got to be someone else we can invite.

There's not too many kids his age that still like that show.

I guess it's stupid, Beth.

It's his favorite show.

And I bought tickets five months ago. So like it or not, we are going to a live

taping of the Banana Split.

It's Harley's mom calling.

What are you doing?

Looking for my other sock.

Thought maybe it got mixed up with yours, but it didn't. So you weren't

money from me?

No, I wasn't, Mitch.

Because you know, if you need money, you can just ask me, right?

Okay, can I have 20 bucks?

No, not a chance.

Happy birthday, buddy.

Happy birthday, Harold.

Oh, a tiny wand.

No, no, put the button.

Your old one broke, so I got you a new one.

I love it, Austin.

We have another surprise for you.

We are going to the Banana Splits.

Harley, we talked about this. You're too old to call me Daddy. Okay?

There's five tickets. Can Duncan come? Oh, Duncan is sick, sweetheart. But I

called another one of your friends, and they are so excited to come.

I don't want to see the banana splats.

Oh, Zoe, come on. It was nice enough that they invited you.

We're not even friends.

Well, maybe he wants to be.

Mom, he's weird. He believes in fairies and thinks he can talk to animals.

Please don't make me. It's his birthday, and you're going, and that's final.

But that chose for babies.

Oh, and suddenly you're so mature.

You have bunnies on your undies.

Go upstairs and get dressed. They're coming to get you in ten minutes.

Welcome to Tap Studios.

Ah, yeah, we're here to see the, uh... The banana split.

We're seeing the banana split. It's my birthday. He's a little excited.

Just need your ID.

You're just going to follow the main avenue down to stage 12.

Then hang a right, and then a left, and then two more rights.

Stage one is kind of tough back in the corner.

Now you know what it's all on the map.

Thanks.

I can't believe you actually get to work here.

Is this the best job in the world?

Do you know the banana splits?

Bet those wings are staying in the car.

You know, sometimes at night, when I'm the only one here, I see the splits

riding around in the little cars, laughing and singing.

Really?

Playing with you, Harley.

You excited?

I really... want to meet Snorky.

Zoe, did you ever dream that you'd get to meet the Banana Splits?

No?

No, I did not.

The Banana Splits is me and Austin's favorite show.

Really?

So how long have you been watching the Banana Splits?

I'm sure she really loves the show.

I hope Snorky does the Snorky Shuffle.

It's so funny.

He's totally going to do it. He does it every time.

Sounds awesome.

Huh.

Maps says Stage 1 is the oldest soundstage at Taft Studios.

This is going to be the best birthday ever. I'm never going to forget it.

Page, page to the page.

Guess who could say I was born to do this job?

God, I hope not.

Please have your tickets ready, and I'll get you checked in lickety -split.

I know it's bad. They make me say it.

Couples, please.

Thank you.

Parker, seriously?

Stop chewing on your hair. I just paid $70 for that blowout. And straighten up.

What's up, you guys? Check it out, right? We're here at the Taft Studios,

home of the Banana Split since 1969.

This is hallowed ground, my friends.

And we're going to be going live all day long, behind the scenes. Actually,

there's no cell phones allowed inside.

Seriously?

I just told all my followers, like all of them, that I'll be going live.

Well, you can tell you're...

218 followers, all about it after the show.

Yeah, I'm not giving up my phone.

Then you can't come in.

It's fine.

Thanks. Enjoy the show.

What the hell were you thinking?

Mom, did you see that? I waved at Snorky, but he didn't wave back.

You have to be more careful than that. Mom, Snorky wouldn't hurt me.

He's my favorite.

Zoe, which one's your favorite?

The cat.

There isn't a cat.

She means the trooper, the lion.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

The lion.

I can't believe he just ran out like that.

Mitch. Huh?

Hey, I need that. It's work. Harley was almost hit by a banana buggy.

Jesus, that'd be an embarrassing way to die.

Phone, please.

No, no, no, no. I need that. It's work.

Don't worry. They'll be safe in the production office until after the show.

right. Thank you.

Hey, uh, here you go. You can put your number in there if you want.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know why I said that. I thought it would sound cool, like smooth.

I didn't. Okay.

Take my phone, please.

I hate myself.

That was painful, bro.

Yeah.

How was your drive, boys?

You naughty little... You almost hit that little boy.

Someone's reflex subroutine needs a little tweaking.

I'll start with you, Trooper.

You boys, get backstage!

As you know.

The show must go on.

Let's get you updated.

We don't want any hiccups today, do we?

The script says giant hammer.

What I'm holding is a regular hammer.

No, just tell props I'm coming to them.

Where's Druper?

Does anybody have a 20 on Druper?

Damn it, do I have to do everything?

Rebecca, you got a minute? No, I don't. We're about to start and I'm a split

short. Okay.

Well, I was going to do this gently, but since you're in a rush, I'm canceling

the show.

What? You probably heard about my promotion this morning.

No, I didn't. I'm a little busy, Andy.

Oh, are you?

Well, I'm the vice president of programming now.

And the banana splits doesn't really represent my vision for the network.

Are you kidding?

We're still a huge hit.

Yeah, but it's old and stupid.

And I want to do something cool and edgy, so today's your last show.

But we have tapings lined up for weeks.

Not anymore.

Somebody find Carl and tell him to get Druper out on stage.

Welcome to the Banana Splits!

Now, I want you all to check your tickets because we've got a little extra

for some of you.

If you've got stars in the back, then you're in luck. You get a stamp from the

show and meet the Banana Splits.

And Stevie.

And Stevie.

Don't forget Stevie.

Mom, hurry!

I know, honey, I'm checking.

Yes! We got stars!

We got stars!

Oh my god.

Dad! Dad! Babe, we are gonna meet the splits.

We didn't get stars.

The Banana Split!

out there and say Drooper got caught in Mr. Walterscheidt's fence again. I'll

make sure Carl has him ready for the next scene.

Cue announcer.

And featuring Stevie!

That man's got pretty eyes.

Not Stevie.

Nobody really likes him.

Guys, we have to get Drooper out of Mr.

Walterscheidt's fence.

Again!

will begin in a few minutes, folks.

So sit tight.

Where are you going?

Bathroom, Mitch.

Want a full report when I get back?

Spoiler alert.

It's a dog.

Don't be long.

Alert, Jamaica, that Drupa is functioning at 100.

Her friend. I'm sending him to the stage.

That should have been you out there. I don't want to get messy.

You want to get discovered or not?

Because if you're not committed to this, you tell me. Right now.

And they're coming up to the balance beam.

Watch out for those eyes.

Did she find the blue key?

I'll go find it. No, no, no.

You don't have to. It's okay. No, it's fine. I've got to check into the office

anyways. Really? It's Harley's birthday. You can't forget about work one day.

I've just got to check in.

You don't even have your cell phone.

Then I'll find one.

Right after I find Austin.

To Hammertown!

For the love of God, somebody find Stevie.

He's in the next scene.

Stevie!

Are you drunk?

No.

I'm buzzed.

After this, I'll be drunk.

You want one?

Come on, they need you on set.

Paige.

The page.

I just got that.

Come on, have a drink with me.

One drink.

Stevie, seriously.

They wait for the puppets. They can wait for me.

You know, that page uniform is really working for you.

It's working for me, too.

Excuse me.

Dude, I'm not doing autographs right now.

Okay, I actually wanted to talk to her.

Tell that bitch, Rebecca, I'll be there.

On cue.

Like always.

I'm sorry.

Hope I didn't get you in any trouble. Just because you're fit -filled on a

show doesn't mean you get to act like an epic asshole.

Absolutely.

Probably. I'm not really in show business, so I don't know. You're from

audience. You're not supposed to be back here.

Yeah, that is true.

Look, it's my little brother's birthday, and he's crazy about this show, but we

didn't get any stars on our tickets.

He's, like, a great kid, and, you know, meeting the Spits would be huge, so I

didn't know if there was maybe a way he could, like, hook us up.

Hook you up?

Yeah, I sold a $20 bill for my second act of sanctuary.

That's in it for you if that makes a difference, seriously.

Just stick around after the show, I'll take care of you.

For real?

Seriously? This is, um, this is very, very cool.

Yeah, you can return to your seat now.

Right, yeah.

Um, which way would that be?

Follow me.

Okay.

Do you usually just walk around on your own like that?

Not really.

Come on.

Showtime, bitches.

Glenn, I told her it's done.

The show's canceled.

She was pissed. What do you think?

Ask me if I care.

Of course I don't.

This show's going to free up two stages.

Not to mention what we can do with all that tech.

We're going to tear those fuzzy bastards apart and sell them to the theme park

division.

The banana split show is done. It's my call.

Oh, and Glenn?

Live with it.

It's time to spin the Wheel of Endings!

I wonder how the show's gonna end.

It's gonna land on Rockout. They always land on Rockout.

Why don't you spin it, Trooper?

Might be the last time you ever do.

Okay, Stevie.

Star in your ticket. Sit tight.

The rest of you, Doug will show you out. Hope you enjoy the show.

When we get down there, I'll find a producer and introduce you.

Don't freeze up. You hear me?

Yes, Daddy.

You excited?

Huh?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Your parents follow you on Instagram, right?

Yeah. Why?

Just a random thought.

All right, we can stay.

It's okay. This is still a great birthday present.

Where do you think you're going?

We don't have stars on our tickets.

Do you really think the Banana Splits aren't going to want to meet their

fan on his birthday?

How did you know?

I'm sorry.

How long is this going to take? We've got to get Zoe back home.

I don't need to get home.

Okay, great.

Then let's meet the splits.

Follow me.

Oh, hey, I'll be right behind you.

It's my cast name.

I was just drinking a toast.

To our cancellation.

The show's done.

Because the network thinks you suck.

You'll never perform in front of an audience.

Ever.

Again.

Cheers to you.

I've hated every minute of working with you assholes.

You gotta be kidding me.

Carl's stupid update didn't work.

Big surprise.

Get the hell out of here.

The Banana Splits Adventure Hour was first conceived in 1967 as a stand -up

another popular TV show from that era.

Anyone know which one?

Duh, The Monkees.

You know, The Banana Splits was supposed to be called Banana Bunch, but there

was already another movie by that name.

Actually, it was a children's book.

Actually, I'm a pretty big fan, so I think I'd know.

Dad, let go.

It's an incredibly sweet thing you did for your brother.

Hey, his dad sucks, but I love him.

And his mom's okay, too.

Cut me some slack.

And why would I do that?

Because he raised you like a son for the last 11 years.

Mom, Mom, the guy's a selfish prick. He hates me.

He barely remembered his own son's birthday. He doesn't even want to be

He'd rather be at work.

It's not true.

Then where is he?

Stay with your brother. I'll be right back.

You excited?

Everyone stay calm.

I'm sure it's just the banana split.

If everybody can get in a line, I'll make sure you all get photos with

the split.

Excuse me. Miss?

One moment, sir.

Jonathan, please.

Call me Jonathan.

Jonathan, you're next. Just wait your turn.

Miss.

Excuse me.

Miss? Go to our website. Download the photos.

Dude, what?

I really need to see the producer.

What's on your cheek?

I'm not sure. It must have rubbed off of Trooper.

I bet it's strawberry from one of the sloppy time pies.

Nope, that's not strawberry.

I don't know what that is. I really think if the producer saw Parker, he

would... She?

She. She would realize that she had a star standing right in front of her.

probably even give you a promotion for making the introduction.

I can't do that.

But? It's not going to happen.

Okay. I understand.

Hey, guys.

Come on, Parker.

We'll have to find the producer ourselves.

Hey! You can't go back there.

This is perfect. Come on.

What are you doing?

Let's check out. the rest of this place.

We can go live from another set.

I don't think we should.

Babe, it'll be a moment we'll remember forever.

I promise.

Okay.

What about our pictures?

Um, I'm sure she'll be back.

Besides, this is kind of awesome. You have the splits all to yourself.

This is my friend Zoe.

Say hi.

Uh, sup.

Why is Drupal wet?

Where's Snarky?

It's my kid's birthday. I can't get away.

There's nothing I can do. I'm sorry.

Hey.

What are you doing out here? I've been looking all over for you.

I told you I had to call into the office. There's some stuff going down.

You mean Kara working a Saturday?

I didn't say Kara. Why would you say Kara?

Because she's your assistant.

Who else would be at the office?

Right. Yes, it was Kara.

Um, are we, are we ready to go yet?

Yep. Yeah. You want to come in with me? We'll grab the kids? Sure.

Great.

Beth, wait. No, Beth, please, Beth, don't.

Oh, my God.

I can explain.

How can you explain this?

Are you sleeping with her?

Believe this.

I swear it was just one time. There's hundreds of these sleeping with your

assistant. God, you're such a cliche.

Beth, I knew it, man.

I knew you were a scumbag.

You watch your mouth. I have to go back inside.

You know what? She stands up for you, and she defends you, and she tells me to

give you a chance, and the whole time you've been cheating on her?

I should be, I should... You should what? You should what, little boy?

You know what?

You're just a 19 -year -old burnout. That's all you are.

Your dad's lucky he didn't live to see the way you turned out.

Okay, stop, stop. Go back inside, okay? This is between us.

Us?

Beth, there's never been an us.

There was always Austin, and then there was Harley.

You know what?

You go inside and get the kids.

I'll be at the car.

Okay?

Mom. Mom, stop. No, he's a dick. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Okay?

Just wanted...

To be with somebody safe so that you and Hurley would never, ever get hurt.

I'm sorry.

No.

Don't. Don't say that.

You know what? Let's just go get the kids, okay? Yeah.

Hey, guess whose night just freed up.

I can't believe I'm actually here.

I can't believe I'm actually enjoying it.

I dare you to open that.

Why? What's going to happen?

Open it. You see?

Unless you're scared.

Come on.

Don't rush me.

Well, something's supposed to happen.

When Druper does it, let her shoot out.

Well, uh, there's nothing here.

I never got to meet Snarky.

Let's go find him.

Like a quest?

Sure.

Like a quest.

Let's go!

Let's go!

I told you I never could have taken this job.

Now look.

Six years.

Six years on a kid's show and I get fired.

I mean, where do I go from here? It's time to fly!

Are you the producer?

I'll call you back.

Something I can do for you?

It's more like what I can do for you.

Parker, do the thing.

Rebecca, I'm so sorry.

What you're going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your truck.

Stop.

That is disturbing.

Incredibly dated.

She can sing something else. What do you want to hear? It doesn't matter.

But she's talented, right? She should be in this hour. Great sponsor or

something. You have to put her in the show. There is no show. We're canceled.

What?

Network pulled the plug.

So take her junk somewhere else.

Is that true?

Yeah.

Andy told me right before tonight's show.

Who's Andy?

Head of the network.

Is he still here?

I need to see him.

Thank you for the opportunity.

So, I'm out of a job.

We are.

Just get the meet and greets out of here and we'll start wrapping out on Monday.

I can't believe it. Dad, this is amazing.

That's Snorky Circus and Flegal's Jungle?

Holy crap.

That's Flegal's magic shop.

Oh my gosh.

FYI, the design is loosely modeled on Davenport's magic shop in London.

This is like my whole childhood right here.

Babe, give me your phone.

What's up, you guys? It's your boy, Thad.

Mr. Thadtastic to all my fans.

I'm here with the one and only Miss Poppy Blarity.

And we're live on set of the Banana Splits. What up, everyone?

We're alone in Fleagle's Magic Shop. I can't even.

Yo, check this out. You're gonna love this.

Hey, Pop.

Dad, no.

Babe, I love you so much. And I can't think of a better place than this. Will

you marry me?

Dad, yes!

Yo, she said yes!

What the hell?

Legal?

We just got engaged.

Hey.

Banana Catamaran!

What the hell, man?

Dad, relax.

I think he's just doing a magic trick.

What are you doing?

Hey!

Get up! Get up!

Poppy! Dad!

Let me out!

Please let him out, please!

No, please!

No, let him out, please!

Dad!

What's going on?

Let me out.

Do you know where Snarky is?

Can you take us to him?

Harley really wants to meet Snarky.

Come on, you want to meet Snarky, don't you?

you were telling me.

Daddy, I just want to go home.

Not until I get you a real audition.

We've worked too hard to give up now.

Come on.

Are you ready to meet your next superstar?

Hey.

Talking to you.

Daddy, I'm scared.

You don't have to be scared, honey. It's just a puppet.

Where is everybody?

They were all here.

They're not with you?

They're probably just exploring the rest of the set.

Harley? Zoe?

Mom, we'll find them. It's fine.

You don't know that.

Harley?

Zoe? I promise, they're okay.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

My mom just, she sometimes gets this way.

We'll find them.

Trust me.

Can't even get off the lot at this time of night.

Nobody help me!

Why are you doing this to me?

Hey,

did you hear me?

Mom,

Paige went to look for them. She knows this place better than anybody.

I can't believe Harley would just run off like that.

You know him. He's in his own world. He was probably just excited.

Something happens to him.

I don't know if I can go through that again.

We're at a taping of the banana splits.

Nobody's going to die.

We weren't like this when Dad was alive.

We were fearless.

I watched him die, and I couldn't stop it. It wasn't your fault.

Bad things happened. You still, you know, we still need to live.

I know that you think I worry too much, and that our life is boring, but I... I

am just trying to keep you guys all safe.

Did you find them? Paige brought me up to speed on the whole situation, and I

assure you, everything is under control.

Oh, my God.

How does that state that?

Sir, can you hear me?

What happened?

They attacked.

Who did?

Banana splits.

Paige, call 911.

Go!

There has to be an explanation. The banana splits don't hurt people.

We have to get the kids.

What is this place?

This must be where they were built or something.

Snarky in here?

In there?

This is weird.

Hello? Snarky?

I brought friends.

We're going to have so much fun.

Harley?

Zoe?

Mom, this is crazy, right?

He loves this show.

Maybe he's hiding somewhere. He probably doesn't want to leave. Harley!

Come on.

Come on, hurry.

Harley!

Joey! Harley!

What's that noise?

Bingo.

And the motive for you.

Mom,

that was seriously badass.

Let's go find your brother.

You have me to marry him?

Mom, I think she's lost him.

I'm so sorry.

I'm looking for my son and his friend. Have you seen them?

Plagle took them.

What? Where? Where did they go?

Listen to me. Listen, it's not safe here for you. You have to come with us,

okay?

I won't leave Dad.

I know how you feel.

Trust me.

He would not want anything bad to happen to you.

You have to come with us right now.

out of here.

I can't.

Of course you can. Just unlock the gate.

I tried to tell them that it's wrong, but they wouldn't listen.

Something went wrong with my update. They didn't listen to me now.

This is all the network's fault.

They shouldn't have taken away this show.

None of this would have happened.

This show.

Is all I have.

You built them, didn't you?

Yes.

You love them, don't you?

Yes. I love them too. They're my favorite.

They make people happy.

That's why I built them.

But now they're hurting people.

You can stop this, but you have to let us out of here.

No. No.

Come on!

Take the car!

My precious boy!

Who did this to you?

Hi, kids. Put on your happiest faces because the Banana Split Show is about

begin.

To pick this.

Please take your time.

The ambulance will be here soon.

Who are they?

It's floppy time!

Stand down.

I'm ordering you to stand down.

We have to run the sloppy time course.

We're supposed to be.

Giant hammer.

She did it.

She took it down to Hammer Town.

Three cheers for Rebecca.

Hip, hip.

Here we go.

I'll take him out.

You guys run.

It's Snarky. He's different.

Are they doing the snorkey shuffle?

This is messed up stuff right here.

Play a snorkey.

Oppa.

It's okay, guys.

Thank you.

Get the hell out of me.

Are the police coming?

No, the phones don't work and all the cell phones are smashed.

We have to find Sligo. They took Harley and Zoe.

We have to stop them.

There must be a way to stop them.

Carl.

How do we stop the banana splits?

You can't.

You built them. There must be a way. The show must go on.

It's in their programming.

They took my kids.

Your children are safe.

They're having a wonderful time.

Is that music?

Sounds like it's coming from down there.

Don't leave me with this.

What's down there? The show for this.

Let's go.

What is that?

I was building a sister for my boy.

The fifth banana split?

Her name is Huti.

Are we going to get married?

And then they killed him.

What are you doing?

Stop that.

It's not for you.

You'll catch up.

What is that in his eyes?

I know it's drumsticks.

It's Doug, the other page.

I sent him out with the rest of the audience.

Oh, Jesus.

It's only the adults.

Where are the children?

Let's go.

Who could that be?

Look who I found.

It's Stevie.

Isn't it wonderful, Stevie?

All of our friends are here.

Now the show can go on forever and ever and ever.

I'm never going to let them go.

I'm dying here.

We have to save those kids.

Smoking bad for your health.

I can't see hardly or so. Maybe they got away.

Oh, boy. It's time for The Wheel of Endings.

I'm the vice president of programming.

You can't do this to me.

We have to hurry.

I wonder how the show is going to end.

Great job, Snorky.

Come with our other friend.

You can't do this. You're the banana sleds. The show must go on.

split.

Thank you.

is really not what I...

They're okay.

That's almost up.

always be my favorite.

Mom? Yeah?

Can I quit acting class?

Anything you want, my darling.

Here you go, honey. Thank you.

I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.

You know, you're not as weird as I thought. This show is weird.

I'm awesome.

Yeah, you are.

So, I was kind of wondering after everything that happened.

Maybe, um, you could, um,

give me your number?

Beth!

Honey!

I got hit by a car.

It was awful.

But it made me realize something.

I don't want to be with Kara. I want you.

I love you Beth I

want a divorce

I'm thinking about...