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WEATHERMAN:
THE BELTWAY HAS ALREADY
BEEN CLOSED

AND POLICE
ARE ADVISING MOTORISTS

TO STAY OFF THE INTERSTATE

UNTIL THE STORM HAS PASSED

AND ROAD CREWS
CAN GET THINGS CLEANED UP.

I GUESS WE'LL BE GETTING
A WHITE CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL.

BUD!

BUD!

LIEUTENANT,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

IT'S A 20-BELOW WINDCHILL
OUT THERE, MA'AM.

I THINK I'VE FROZEN
SOME VITAL ORGANS.

I'LL GET YOU SOME COFFEE.

SO, WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?

HARRIET AND I ARE
HANDING OUT GIFTS

AT CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

REALLY? THAT'S SO NICE.

YEAH. I KNOW HOW LONELY
A HOSPITAL CAN GET.

I HAD AN EMERGENCY OPERATION

ON CHRISTMAS EVE
WHEN I WAS A KID.

APPENDIX?

CANDY CANE STUCK
UP MY NOSE, MA'AM.

LISTEN UP, PEOPLE.

WEATHER'S GETTING PRETTY
NASTY OUT THERE, SO AS

ACTING DEPARTMENT HEAD OF JAG,
I'M GOING TO SECURE EVERYONE

EXCEPT THE DUTY.

SO, GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE.

HAVE A SAFE,
HAPPY HOLIDAY.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE SCROOGE

THIS TIME OF YEAR.

HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.

OH, THANK YOU.

SO, WHAT'D WE GET?

[RINGING]

MM, MISTLETOE...

[CHUCKLES]

HARRIET...

COME ON. JUST ONE
LITTLE KISS.

EXCUSE ME.

ARE YOU LOST?

UH, NO. ACTUALLY,
I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOM.

DOES YOUR MOM WORK HERE AT JAG?

YEAH. HER NAME'S
SARAH MACKENZIE.

[OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO BE DOING
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON?

A LITTLE BIT OF THIS,
A LITTLE BIT OF THAT.
NOTHING DEFINITE YET.

"YET"? DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE LEAVING IT
TO THE LAST MINUTE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO GO SAILING
IN THE BAHAMAS.

OH, I HAD TO PUT THAT OFF
UNTIL THE SPRING.

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-OH, NOTHING.

THIS TIME OF YEAR
IS SO CRAZY.

EVERYBODY'S RUSHING
ACROSS THE COUNTRY

TO BE WITH
THEIR FAMILIES.

YEAH. KIND OF MAKES YOU
GLAD YOU'RE SINGLE.

YEAH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO SEE YOUR MOM?

SHE'S ON A CRUISE.

YOU OKAY?

I DON'T KNOW.

THINGS HAVE BEEN
PRETTY MESSED UP LATELY

AND WITH MY ARTICLE 32 HEARING

IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE
IN THE NEW YEAR.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT.

YOU'RE A LEAN, MEAN,
FIGHTING MARINE

AND YOU HAVE ME
BACKING YOU UP.

WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

[KNOCKING]

ROBERTS:
MAJOR

THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL HERE.

SHE CLAIMS SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.

WOW, AND I THOUGHT
GETTING A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS

WAS A LOT TO ASK FOR.

CHLOE
,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I CAME TO SEE YOU.

WELL, DOES YOUR FATHER
KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

MY
STEPFATHER
IS PROBABLY
DRINKING WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS.

UM, CHLOE'S MY LITTLE SISTER.

WE SPEND A FEW DAYS TOGETHER
A MONTH AS PART OF A

MENTORING PROGRAM
FOR YOUNG GIRLS.

MY REAL MOTHER WAS KILLED
BY TERRORISTS.

RABB:
REALLY?

YOU POOR THING.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.

IT'S ALSO NOT TRUE.

CHLOE'S MOTHER DIED

FOUR YEARS AGO
FROM BREAST CANCER.

THIS IS ENSIGN SIMS.

HI.

HI.

LIEUTENANT, J.G., ROBERTS.

YOU CAN CALL ME BUD.

YOUR NAME'S "BUTT?"

WHAT'S THAT SHORT FOR

BUTT-UGLY?

OKAY, CHLOE,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

COME ON. IT'S
JUST A JOKE.

I'M TRYING TO BREAK
THE ICE HERE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU BROKE IT
AND NOW YOU'RE SINKING

SO APOLOGIZE TO THE LIEUTENANT
AND SHOW SOME RESPECT

PLEASE?

I'M SORRY, LIEUTENANT.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

THIS IS...

...COMMANDER RABB.

MAC'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU.

IN FACT, YOU'RE ALL
SHE EVER TALKS ABOUT.

REALLY?

YEAH.

ALTHOUGH, SOMETIMES
IT'S HARD TO TELL

WHAT PARTS ARE TRUE

AND WHAT PARTS ARE JUST...
YOU KNOW, HER FANTASIES?

CHLOE, WHAT HAVE
I TOLD YOU

ABOUT LYING?

"A WOMAN NEVER LIES
UNLESS IT'S ABOUT HER AGE

HER WEIGHT,
OR HER BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND."

YOU'RE QUITE
A ROLE MODEL, MAJOR.

I NEVER TOLD HER...

I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT.

MAYBE NOT IN THOSE WORDS.

GO TO MY OFFICE,
YOUNG LADY, SO WE CAN

CALL YOUR FATHER.
NOW MARCH.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

YOU, TOO.

WHAT A CUTE KID.

BUTT.

AS YOU WERE, ENSIGN.

WHERE THE HELL
IS EVERYBODY?

THEY WENT HOME, SIR.

IT'S ONLY 1520.

YES, SIR. COMMANDER
RABB SECURED

EVERYONE EXCEPT...

HE WHAT?

ON ACCOUNT OF THE
OF THE INCLEMENT WEATHER...

I LEAVE YOU
IN CHARGE

AND LESS THAN THREE HOURS

YOU HAVE A MUTINY ON YOUR HANDS?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ON YOUR WAY TO ITALY, SIR.

THEY CLOSED THE DAMN AIRPORT.

I'M SORRY, ADMIRAL.

ANYTHING I CAN DO?

CAN YOU FLY ME TO MILAN
IN YOUR STEARMAN?

ONLY IF YOU WANT
TO ARRIVE FREEZE-DRIED.

MR. ROBERTS.

YES, SIR.

I NEED TO GET TO MILAN TONIGHT.

UH, SIR, THE STORM...

COME HELL OR HIGH
WATER, LIEUTENANT.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

MACKENZIE:
HELLO, BRIAN.

IT'S SARAH MACKENZIE.

CHLOE SHOWED UP AT MY OFFICE
HERE AT JAG.

IF YOU'D LIKE, I CAN DROP HER
OFF ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK

SO GIVE ME A CALL AND LET ME
KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.

BYE.

TOLD YOU. HE'S PROBABLY
OUT DRINKING

WITH HIS CREEPY
GIRLFRIEND.

NO, HE'S PROBABLY OUT
LOOKING FOR YOU.

CHLOE, YOU ARE
OLD ENOUGH NOW

TO REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU DO
AFFECTS OTHER PEOPLE.

THAT'S WHAT RESPONSIBILITY
IS ALL ABOUT.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

NO. MAYBE A LITTLE
DISAPPOINTED.

UM, HEY, YOU KNOW,
I WAS THINKING.

MAYBE I COULD COME
LIVE WITH YOU.

I WOULDN'T BE ANY
TROUBLE, YOU KNOW?

I COULD CLEAN YOUR HOUSE

AND COOK YOUR DINNER
AND...

OH, I COULD EVEN DO YOUR NAILS.

WE COULD SPEND CHRISTMAS
TOGETHER.

IT'D BE FUN.

I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND
CHRISTMAS WITH YOU

BUT YOU'VE GOT A FAMILY.

NO, I'VE GOT A STEPFATHER
WHO COULD CARE LESS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

[PHONE RINGS]

MAJOR MACKENZIE.

OH, HELLO, SERGEANT.

UM, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, YEAH,
ORMAN V. KATZ

I REMEMBER THAT CASE.

DARRYL, HEY, HEY.

IT'S HARM.

HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD, GOOD.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO NEW YEAR'S IN VEGAS?

OH.

NO, STOP IT.

YOU GOT TO DO
WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

ALL RIGHT.

SAY HELLO
TO YOUR PARENTS FOR ME.

OKAY, I GOT
THE FILE.

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

GORDO, HARM.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO A CHRISTMAS ROAD TRIP?

ENGAGED? TO WHO?

BUD:
I'M TRYING TO FIND A FLIGHT

TO ROME, PREFERABLY TODAY.

NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.

HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY. BYE.

HELLO? HELLO?

BUD, WHAT DO WE GOT
ON THE BLOTTER?

NOTHING MUCH.

WE HAVE A LIEUTENANT COMMANDER
BROUGHT IN ON A D.U.I.

IN THE INTERVIEW ROOM.

I'LL TAKE IT.

OTHER THAN THAT...

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE.

WHERE'S MAJOR MACKENZIE?

SHE'S IN HER OFFICE
ON THE PHONE.

DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA
THAT YOU'RE IN HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?

NOT YET.

BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE
A BABY IN MAY.

BOY OR GIRL?

I DON'T KNOW YET.

MOST PEOPLE WANT BOYS.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

I'D LOVE TO HAVE
A LITTLE GIRL.

THEN ADOPT ME.

[LAUGHS]

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?

"LIEUTENANT COMMANDER PARKER."

THAT WOULD BE ME.

YOU'RE A DOCTOR

AT THE BETHESDA
NAVAL HOSPITAL.

I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.

HAVE A SEAT, DOC.

[COUGHS]

THANK YOU.

SEEMS LIKE YOU HAD
SOME CAR TROUBLE.

YEAH, ME AND
HALF THE CITY.

HIT AN ICY PATCH
GOING OUT THE MAIN GATE

WENT OFF THE ROAD.

SOME M.P.S SHOW UP

AND INSTEAD OF
PUSHING ME OUT,
THEY ARREST ME.

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?

WELL, YOU FAILED
YOUR BREATHALYZER, DOCTOR.

I WASN'T DRUNK.

AN EGGNOG AT LUNCH.

YES.
JUST ONE?

IT MUST HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.

YOU LOST CONTROL OF YOUR CAR.

HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE TODAY?

IT'S A SKATING RINK OUT THERE.

WELL, YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
NOBODY WAS HURT, DOCTOR.

MM, UNLESS YOU COUNT
MELCHOIR AND BALTHAZAR.

WHO?

WHEN I SPUN OFF THE ROAD,
I WIPED OUT A NATIVITY SCENE.

MIRACULOUSLY, I MANAGED
TO AVOID BABY JESUS, BUT, UH

I DECAPITATED TWO WISE MEN
AND A DONKEY.

HOPEFULLY, GOD HAS A SENSE
OF HUMOR

AND MARY AND JOSEPH
WON'T PRESS CHARGES.

[CHUCKLING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

MACKENZIE:
THERE YOU ARE.

MAJOR MACKENZIE,
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO BRING HER TO YOU.

STILL HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM YOUR STEPFATHER

BUT I THINK WE SHOULD
TAKE YOU HOME ANYWAY

BEFORE IT GETS
ANY WORSE OUT.

I DON'T WANT TO GO.

CHLOE, YOU HAVE TO GO HOME.

NO!

OW!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING. NOTHING.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARM, CHLOE?

I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

-WELL, YOU HAVE TO.
-WHY?

BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY
HURT YOU, I NEED TO KNOW

SO I CAN STOP IT
FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN.

IT WOULD STOP
IF I LIVED WITH YOU.

THAT'S NOT A SOLUTION.

YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO LIVE WITH YOU?

IT'S NOT
ABOUT WHAT I WANT.

THE COURTS WOULD
NEVER ALLOW IT.

BUT YOU'RE A LAWYER.
YOU COULD CONVINCE THEM.

WE COULD TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER.

YOU ALWAYS SAID
YOU WANTED CHILDREN

OF YOUR OWN ONE DAY.

WHO DID THIS TO YOU, CHLOE?

WHAT WILL HAPPEN
IF I TELL YOU?

I'LL NOTIFY
THE AUTHORITIES

AND THEY'LL MAKE SURE
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

WILL THEY TAKE ME AWAY
FROM MY STEPFATHER?

THAT DEPENDS.
DID HE DO THIS TO YOU?

IF THEY TAKE ME
AWAY FROM HIM

CAN I COME
AND STAY WITH YOU?

WE'LL SEE.

DID YOUR STEPFATHER HURT YOU?

YES.

[SIGHS]

[GUNSHOT NOISES]

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

OW! BUD!

I'M SORRY.

THIS THING IS SO COOL!

I WOULD HAVE KILLED
TO HAVE ONE OF THESE
WHEN I WAS A KID.

MM-HMM. YOU'VE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE
PLAYING WITH IT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE HELPING
ME WRAP IT.

I'M TESTING IT.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE
THAN GETTING A TOY FOR CHRISTMAS

WITHOUT ANY BATTERIES.

NOW YOU KNOW IT WORKS,
SO HOW ABOUT WRAPPING IT UP?

CAN'T WE KEEP JUST THIS ONE?

BUD J. ROBERTS,
YOU ARE A GROWN MAN.

BUT I LOVE ROBOTS. PLEASE.

YOU ARE STARTING
TO TRY MY PATIENCE.

WHERE IS YOUR
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?

MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
IS GOING TO KICK YOU
RIGHT IN THE PANTS

UNLESS YOU START
HELPING ME

WITH THIS STUFF.

OH, MY GOSH!

THE NAVY'S TOP SECRET
COMBAT DRONE IS ON A RAMPAGE!

OHH! OHH!

-IS THIS YOUR ROBOT,
LIEUTENANT?
-NO, SIR.

NOT REALLY.
IT'S A CHRISTMAS PRESENT

FOR A KID AT
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.

I GUESS IT, UH...
UH... WANDERED...

OFF, SIR.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SOUND?

CHIPMUNKS?

THEIR CHRISTMAS

ALBUM, SIR.

LIEUTENANT, THIS BUILDING
IS THE JAG HEADQUARTERS

FOR THE UNITED STATES NAVY.

WE DON'T ALLOW CHIPMUNKS,
SQUIRRELS, GOPHERS

ANY OTHER TYPE
OF SINGING VERMIN

IN JAG. UNDERSTOOD?

YES, SIR.

GOOD.

[SIGHS]

YOU FOUND ME
A FLIGHT TO ITALY?

ACTUALLY, I'M WAITING
ON A FEW PHONE CALLS, SIR

BUT I
AM
WORKING ON IT.

WORK HARDER.

YES, SIR.

WHAT IF I WAIVED
MY RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY?

I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT,
COMMANDER.

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE SEVERITY OF THIS SITUATION.

A CHARGE LIKE THIS
COULD RUIN YOUR CAREER

NOT TO MENTION
PUT YOU BEHIND BARS.

THIS IS INSANE!

HOWEVER, IF YOU AGREE
TO UNDERGO

SOME SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELING

AT THE ARRAIGNMENT...

COUNSELING FOR WHAT?

I TOLD YOU--
I HAD ONE DRINK.

I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU, DOCTOR.

THEN GET ME OUT OF HERE
AND CALL ME A CAB.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S
THE HELP YOU NEED.

THIS AFTERNOON'S ACCIDENT
COULD BE THE SIGN

OF A MUCH DEEPER PROBLEM.

[CHUCKLES]
OH, YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING.

YOU'RE TRYING
TO ANALYZE ME?

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
PROBLEMS, COMMANDER RABB

TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
TO START WITH YOU... HARMON.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HANDLE?

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN NAMED
AFTER YOUR FATHER.

GRANDFATHER?

CHERISHED FAMILY PET?

I BET YOU HAVE A HECK
OF A BEDSIDE MANNER.

AND I BET

YOU GOT A FAMILY HISTORY
OF NAVAL SERVICE

WHICH MEANS TRYING TO LIVE UP
TO PAST EXPECTATIONS, RIGHT?

I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING
EXPECTATIONS WITH ASPIRATIONS.

FULL WINGS ARE INTERESTING.

NOBODY GOES FROM PILOT TO
LAWYER WITHOUT SOME BAGGAGE

BUT THAT'S A WHOLE
OTHER STORY.

AM I GOING TO BE BILLED
FOR THIS, OR...?

YOU'RE SINGLE.

THAT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS
WITHOUT LOOKING AT YOUR HAND.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE
FEW AND FAR BETWEEN--

TOO BUSY, TOO PICKY.

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
DESCRIBING YOURSELF, COMMANDER?

I CAN SEE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP
WITH A SINGLE MOTHER.

A READY-MADE FAMILY IS
APPEALING TO SOMEONE YOUR AGE

WHO'S AFRAID HE'S
RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

WELL... AM I CLOSE?

LET'S JUST SAY

THE AMAZING KRESKIN
HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

OOH! CLASSIC
DEFENSE RESPONSE.

I-I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO HIT A NERVE.

YOUR... PERSONAL PROBLEMS
ARE NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

I'M NOT THE ONE
WITH THE PROBLEMS.

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE WITH ME?

IT'S MY JOB.

YEAH?

THIS ENTIRE CITY'S A GHOST TOWN
THIS TIME OF YEAR

BUT YOU'RE STILL
DOWN HERE WITH ME

'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT
NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

WELL, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.

[KNOCKS TWICE]

[SLIGHT CHUCKLE]

[SIGHS]

HEY.
YOU GOT A MINUTE?

WHAT'S UP?

IN YOUR OFFICE.

UH... IT'S ABOUT CHLOE.

IF THIS IS TO ASK ME
TO BABY-SIT

THE ANSWER IS A BIG NO.

I THINK SHE'S
BEING ABUSED.

HEY, CHLOE.

YOU LIKE SHIPS?
NOT REALLY.

MY REAL FATHER DIED AT SEA
THE DAY I WAS BORN.

OH, HE DID, DID HE?

YEP.

THEY GOT HIT WITH A MISSILE.

WHAT WAS THE NAME
OF THE SHIP?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

CHLOE... WHAT DO YOU
WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?

NOTHING.

COME ON. DON'T YOU WANT
SANTA TO BRING YOU SOMETHING?

SANTA CLAUS?

I THINK I NEED A DRINK.

AS IN SODA. I'M THIRSTY.

OH... THERE'S MILK
AND JUICE IN THE KITCHEN.

YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET YOU SOMETHING?

NO. I'LL GET IT.

HEY, CHLOE, WHEN'S
YOUR BIRTHDAY?

MAY 17. I'M A TAURUS.

ABUSE IS A SERIOUS
ALLEGATION, MAC.

IT CAN RUIN PEOPLE'S LIVES
IF IT'S UNFOUNDED...

AND BRUISES ON A TEN-YEAR-OLD'S
ARM IS NOT UNCOMMON.

SHE'S A KID.

I HAD BRUISES ALL OVER
MY BODY UNTIL I WAS 13.

NO, THESE AREN'T BRUISES
THAT ONE GETS

FROM CLIMBING TREES
OR PLAYING TAG.

THEY'RE FROM AN ADULT HAND
GRABBING HER.

[SIGHS]

BESIDES, I ASKED HER

IF HER STEPFATHER
HURT HER.

SHE SAID YES?

WELL, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN

SHE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF KID
WHO'S BEEN KNOWN TO CRY WOLF.

NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT.

[SIGHS]

WELL, SHE SAID SHE WANTED

TO SPEND CHRISTMAS
WITH YOU, RIGHT?

WHAT BETTER WAY
TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN?

BUT WHAT IF
SHE REALLY IS BEING ABUSED?

THEN YOU NEED TO DO WHATEVER,
WHATEVER IT TAKES

TO MAKE SURE SHE'S PROTECTED.

JUST BE SURE.

[KNOCKING]

ENTER.

I JUST TALKED TO CHLOE.

SHE SAID HER BIOLOGICAL FATHER
DIED AT SEA

THE DAY SHE WAS BORN.

THE ONLY REASON
SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT

IS BECAUSE SHE'S STARVING
FOR ATTENTION.

DO YOU KNOW HER FATHER'S
NAME, MAJOR?

NO, NOT HER REAL FATHER.
WHY?

WELL, SHE WAS BORN
MAY 17, 1987, RIGHT?

YEAH?
THAT'S THE DAY

THE
U.S.S STARK
WAS ATTACKED
BY AN IRAQI MIG.

IT FIRED TWO
EXOCET MISSILES.

37 CREWMEN WERE KILLED.

I DIDN'T THINK

SHE EVEN KNEW
HER REAL FATHER.

SHE'S BEEN LIVING
WITH HER STEPFATHER

EVER SINCE SHE WAS BORN.

MAYBE IT'S WORTH
LOOKING INTO.

SHE COULD BE ELIGIBLE
FOR SURVIVOR'S BENEFITS.

NICE WORK, BUD.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THAT
LITTLE GIRL NEEDS

ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET.

HMM...

THIS LOOKS GOOD.

[PHONE RINGS]

FRANCESCA...

IT'S ME, YOUR FATHER.

I'M, UH, SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING
ON MY PLANE RIGHT ABOUT NOW

BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SNOWSTORM.

UM...

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD
TO CHRISTMAS IN A LONG TIME.

I'M SORRY. I'LL, UH...
I'LL CALL YOU.

[SIGHS]

BUD:
OW! HARRIET, THAT HURTS!

HOLD STILL.
I CAN PUT IT IN.

IT'S NOT FITTING.

IT'S TOO BIG.
IT WON'T...

IT HAS TO FIT.
JUST SHOVE IT IN.

DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.

WELL, YOU'RE
POUNDING ON MY...

[SIGHS]

SIR, I REALIZE THIS IS NOT
THE UNIFORM OF THE DAY

BUT HARRIET AND I...
ENSIGN SIMS AND I...

I-I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

ALL I WANT TO HEAR

IS THAT YOU'VE FOUND A WAY
FOR ME TO GET TO ITALY

WITHOUT RESORTING
TO EIGHT TINY REINDEER.

SIR, JFK, BUFFALO, CHICAGO--
THEY'RE ALL SNOWED IN.

I WILL FIND YOU A FLIGHT.
I PROMISE YOU, SIR.

[SIGHS]

NICE SHOES, ENSIGN.

THANK YOU, SIR.

[TELEVISION LAUGHTER]

HI.

BUD, HAVE YOU
SEEN CHLOE?

I THINK SHE WENT
TO THE KITCHEN

TO FIND SOMETHING
TO DRINK.

COULD SOMEONE TELL ME
WHY THERE IS

A CHOCOLATE-COVERED ELF
IN MY OFFICE?

CHLOE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

JERRY SPRINGER'S
COMING ON.

THIS IS NOT OUR OFFICE.

YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS
BEING IN HERE.

I AM SORRY, ADMIRAL.

OH, SO YOU'RE
THE SEXY ADMIRAL?

I THOUGHT YOU'D
HAVE MORE HAIR.

EXCUSE ME?

OKAY, TIME TO GO.

I CAN EXPLAIN, SIR.

I'VE HEARD
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU EVER
ASK MAC OUT?

HUH! KIDS.
[MUMBLING]

OKAY, MARCH,
YOUNG LADY.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
GET ME COURT-MARTIALED?

I WASN'T
HURTING ANYTHING.

CHLOE, WHAT WAS
YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

KYLE ANDERSON.

MY MOM TOLD ME
ABOUT HIM BEFORE SHE DIED.

I TOLD YOU TO STAY
IN THIS OFFICE.

I'M SORRY.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND,
YOU'RE INSULTING SOMEONE

OR YOU'RE BEING RUDE
OR DISRESPECTFUL.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU

BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT HARD
FOR ME TO BELIEVE YOU.

I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T.

WELL, GIVE ME A
REASON TO, CHLOE.

LOOK, I KNOW THAT LIFE
HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR YOU.

I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE

BUT THAT DOES NOT
GIVE YOU A RIGHT

TO BE RUDE OR TO LIE
ABOUT EVERYTHING.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER LIED?

[SIGHS]

WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME.

I'M NOT LYING.

ALL RIGHT, THEN
PROVE IT TO ME.

TELL ME THE TRUTH.

[KNOCKING]

NOT NOW, LIEUTENANT.

UH, MAJOR

YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SEE THIS.

IT'S A LIST OF SAILORS
KILLED ON THE
U.S.S. STARK.

IS CHLOE'S FATHER
ONE OF THEM?

NO, MA'AM

BUT I CHECKED
THE CREW MANIFEST

AND THERE WAS A PETTY OFFICER
THIRD CLASS KYLE ANDERSON

ON BOARD THE
STARK

WHEN SHE WAS ATTACKED.

HE SURVIVED, MA'AM.

DOES THIS MEAN
MY REAL DAD'S ALIVE?

MAYBE.

BUT WHY WOULD MY MOM
TELL ME HE DIED?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SHE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

I GUESS I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE
IN THIS FAMILY WHO LIES.

I THOUGHT MY MOM
AND DAD WERE
IN HEAVEN TOGETHER...

IF YOU BELIEVE IN
THAT SORT OF THING.

HEAVEN'S A NICE THING
TO BELIEVE IN.

MAYBE MY REAL DAD OWNS A FARM
AND I COULD GO AND LIVE WITH HIM

AND HE'D GET ME A DOG.

CHLOE, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.

LOOK, YOU CAN BELIEVE IN HEAVEN

AND I'M GOING TO BELIEVE
THAT MY REAL DAD OWNS A FARM.

WELL, WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE THIS
IS
YOUR REAL FATHER.

BUT WHAT IF IT IS?
I COULD GO LIVE WITH HIM,
COULDN'T I?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT I'M HIS DAUGHTER.

WHY WOULDN'T HE WANT ME
TO COME AND LIVE WITH HIM?

OH... HE MIGHT NOT WANT ME, HUH?

WE DON'T KNOW THAT.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY
MY MOM TOLD ME HE DIED.

HE PROBABLY GOT MARRIED

AND HAS A BUNCH
OF HIS OWN KIDS NOW.

LET'S JUST SLOW DOWN

AND TAKE THIS ONE STEP
AT A TIME, OKAY?

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

TINER?

MR. ROBERTS, CAN YOU COME HERE?

LIEUTENANT?

LIEUTENANT!

[SIGHING]

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION:
REMEMBER TO KILL RABB.

WHAT'S THIS?

I THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT BE HUNGRY; I WAS.

SO I... ORDERED SOME FOOD.

YEAH, ALL I'VE HAD
TO EAT TODAY

WAS HALF A BAGEL AND
SOME THROAT LOZENGES.

GOOD. WELL, I HOPE
YOU LIKE CANTONESE.

THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES
WHO'D DELIVER IN THIS WEATHER.

LISTEN, UM...

I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER.

I WAS TAKING

THIS SITUATION OUT ON YOU,
AND I APOLOGIZE.

I WAS OUT OF LINE.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

IT'S JUST THIS
TIME OF YEAR--

PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL
TOWARD MEN AND ALL THAT.

THE TRUTH IS,
IT'S HARD ON A LOT PEOPLE.

I TREAT DEPRESSION EVERY DAY.

I'M STILL NOT IMMUNE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

'CAUSE YOU PEGGED ME
PRETTY GOOD BACK THERE.

OH, YEAH.

WHICH PART?

I'M SINGLE,
NEVER BEEN MARRIED...

I WAS NAMED AFTER MY FATHER.

HE WAS IN THE MILITARY.

AH, HELL, YOU... PRETTY MUCH
GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE

NO PLANS FOR CHRISTMAS.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE I USUALLY
SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE?

PLAYBOY MANSION?

AT THE VIETNAM VETERANS'
MEMORIAL.

MY FATHER WAS
A FIGHTER PILOT

AND HE WENT DOWN
CHRISTMAS EVE, 1969.

UH, SO I...

I USUALLY GO TO THE WALL
TO BE WITH HIM.

THAT IS SO SAD.

WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY DO?

MY HOLIDAYS ARE SPENT
WITH MY FRIENDS.

MR. TV AND THE
HAAGEN-DAZS BROTHERS.

YOU'RE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP?

WELL, EVERY NOW AND THEN

I MEET A GUY
WHO'S PRETTY HOT...

ONLY TO FIND OUT HE'S
IN LOVE WITH HIS MOTHER

AND HE STILL WETS THE BED.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

WHAT PROBLEM?

NO, I MEAN...

WHY AREN'T YOU
IN A RELATIONSHIP?

IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF MY MOTHER,
AND I DON'T WET THE BED.

[LAUGHS]
SO FAR, SO GOOD.

KEEP TALKING.

WELL, I GUESS THIS JOB
KEEPS ME PRETTY BUSY.

WHAT LITTLE FREE TIME
I DID HAVE

HAS BEEN SPENT
LOOKING FOR MY FATHER.

HE WAS M.I.A.

AND EVER SINCE I WAS KID

I PROMISED MYSELF
THAT I'D FIND HIM

AND BRING HIM BACK,
YOU KNOW?

I GUESS IT BECAME A BIT
OF AN OBSESSION...

BUT AT LEAST
I HAD A DEFINITE GOAL.

I FOUND HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO.

HE'S, UH... BURIED IN RUSSIA.

I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW, I'D OBVIOUSLY
HAD HOPED TO FIND HIM

AND BRING HIM BACK--
THAT WE'D BE REUNITED

BUT, UH... THE PRAGMATIST IN ME

ALWAYS PREPARED ME
FOR THE WORST, YOU KNOW?

YOU THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE
CLOSURE NOW, BUT...

AND I ADMIT IT, I GUESS I,
I DO, IN A WAY, BUT, UH...

IT'S JUST...

YOU DISCOVERED A VOID
IN YOUR LIFE?

YEAH.

I NEVER REALIZED
HOW MUCH OF WHO I AM

HAS BEEN SHAPED
BY MY SEARCH FOR HIM.

YOU KNOW? AND NOW IT'S...

IT'S LIKE I'M...

I'M NOT DRIVING THE BUS ANYMORE,
YOU KNOW?

I'M SITTING IN THE BACK AND I...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S GOING.

WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE.

THE SAD THING IS...

MOST PEOPLE SPEND
THEIR WHOLE LIFE RIDING THE BUS

INSTEAD OF DRIVING, COMMANDER.

HMM.

CALL ME HARM.

HARM.

THE PERSON I'M CALLING

MAY WANT TO SPEAK
WITH YOU.

I WANT YOU TO ANSWER ANY
QUESTIONS THEY ASK YOU HONESTLY.

WHO ARE THEY?

CHILD WELFARE.

HELLO, THIS IS
MAJOR SARAH MACKENZIE.

MAY I SPEAK WITH SOMEONE
IN CHILD WELFARE?

WAIT.

IT WASN'T
MY STEPFATHER.

HE DIDN'T HURT ME.

CHLOE...

IT WASN'T HIM.

WELL, WHO WAS IT?

MICKEY, HIS GIRLFRIEND.

YOUR STEPFATHER'S
GIRLFRIEND HURT YOU?

WHY?

BECAUSE SHE'S A JERK.

HAS SHE HURT YOU BEFORE?

NOT REALLY...

BUT SHE REALLY LOST IT
THIS TIME.

LOST WHAT? HER TEMPER?

HER TEMPER AND HER MIND.

WELL, WHAT MADE HER
LOSE HER TEMPER, CHLOE?

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS

SHE DIDN'T LIKE
THE WAY I DID HER HAIR.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER HAIR?

I TRIED GIVING IT A NEW STYLE.

SO WHAT-- YOU CUT IT?
YOU COLORED IT?

YOU PERMED IT? WHAT?

YES.

DID SHE CONSENT
TO THIS, CHLOE?

NOT REALLY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"NOT REALLY"?

SHE EITHER DID
OR SHE DIDN'T.

WHICH IS IT?

WELL, HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

SHE WAS PASSED OUT.

CHLOE!

SHE TREATS ME LIKE DIRT.

I WAS JUST GETTING HER BACK.

SHE HATES ME-- THEY BOTH DO.

THAT IS NOT TRUE.
YES, IT IS.

MY STEPFATHER DOESN'T
EVEN LIKE KIDS.

THAT'S WHY I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

NOW HE JUST WANTS TO GET RID
OF ME ALL THE TIME

SO HE CAN BE WITH HER.

WHY DO YOU THINK I RAN AWAY?

WHY DO YOU THINK
NOBODY'S COME
TO GET ME?

THEY DON'T WANT ME!

YOU DON'T WANT ME--
NOBODY DOES!

CHLOE!

CHLOE, COME BACK!

I FOUND HIM, MA'AM.

WHAT?

CHIEF PETTY OFFICER
KYLE ANDERSON.

HE'S A WIDOWER FROM
FLETCHER, VERMONT.

HE'S STATIONED
OUT OF SAN DIEGO

ON BOARD THE
U.S.S. CAYUGA.

DID YOU TRY
CONTACTING HIM?

NO. CAYUGA'S PART OF
A CARRIER BATTLE GROUP

DEPLOYED TO WEST PAC
UNTIL THE END OF MARCH.

DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS
HE HAS A DAUGHTER?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE IS GOING
TO BE SURPRISED.

CHLOE TOOK OFF
IN THE ELEVATOR.

CAN YOU GET HER BACK?

UH, YES, MA'AM.

GREAT. THANK YOU.

[KNOCKING]

ENTER!

MAJOR.

SIR.

UH...

IT'S ABOUT CHLOE, UM...

SHE'S ESSENTIALLY AN ORPHAN.

SHE'S GOT A STEPFATHER
WITH AN ABUSIVE GIRLFRIEND

AND I THINK WE MAY HAVE FOUND
HER REAL FATHER, SIR.

HE'S A CHIEF ABOARD A DESTROYER.

I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT HIM.

YOU NEVER MET
THE MAN, MAJOR.

NO, SIR, BUT HE'S GOT AN
IMPRESSIVE SERVICE RECORD AND...

BUT WHAT IF
HE WAS NEVER PART

OF THIS LITTLE GIRL'S
LIFE ON PURPOSE?

MEN WITH GREAT SERVICE
RECORDS CAN STILL HATE KIDS.

I KNOW, SIR.

I ALSO KNOW THAT
SOMETIMES GREAT MEN

AREN'T WITH THEIR CHILDREN
WHEN THEY'RE GROWING UP

EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD
LIKE TO BE, SIR.

I-I JUST WOULD HATE FOR YOU

TO GET THIS LITTLE GIRL'S
HOPES UP.

YES, SIR...

IF I DO CONTACT HIM

AND HE'S INTERESTED
IN MEETING HER?

THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

THANK YOU, SIR.

ABOUT THIS AFTERNOON

WHEN CHLOE WAS IN YOUR OFFICE--

SOMETIMES SHE SAYS THINGS...

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN.

YOU KNOW, MAJOR, UH...

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO DUTY.

OCCASIONALLY,
WE HAVE TO DO THINGS

WE DON'T WANT TO DO...

BUT SOMETIMES, UM...

DUTY CAN BE ABOUT RESISTING
THE TEMPTATION TO DO THINGS

THAT WE WOULD, UM...
LIKE TO DO.

YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT

MY ARTICLE 32 HEARING
NEXT MONTH, ARE YOU, SIR?

NO, I'M NOT.

UNDERSTOOD, SIR.

GOOD.

GOOD.

I RUN A TIGHT
SHIP, MAJOR.

I'D LIKE TO KEEP
IT THAT WAY.

[ROBOT WHIRRING]

DISMISSED.

AYE, AYE, SIR.

RABB:
YOU DON'T SEEM
LIKE THE MILITARY TYPE.

HOW'D YOU WIND UP
JOINING THE NAVY?

I HAD NO CHOICE.

I HAD TO BEG, BORROW, STEAL

MY WAY THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL.

BY THE TIME I FINISHED

I HAD THE SAME FINANCIAL DEBT
AS SOME SMALL COUNTRIES.

IT WAS A MATTER OF SURVIVAL.

THE NAVY SAVED MY SKIN.

I GUESS I BLEW IT.

YOU REALLY ONLY HAD
ONE DRINK THIS AFTERNOON?

YES.

HONEST.

I WAS SO SICK YESTERDAY,
I MISSED WORK.

THE ONLY REASON I
HAD
A DRINK

WAS BECAUSE IT WAS
OUR CHRISTMAS LUNCH.

LOOK... DO YOU THINK
I'D BE CARRYING AROUND

HALF A PHARMACY
IF I'D BEEN LYING?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ALCOHOL
THIS HAS IN IT?

I HAD ONLY HAD...
SOME SMALL SWIGS.

UH, THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE
IS
TEASPOONS,
NOT SWIGS.

YOU'VE BEEN TAKING THIS ALL DAY
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH?

ON TOP OF A DRINK?

IT WAS STUPID.

KIND OF.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A SWIG?

AFTER THE ACC...

BEFORE THE BREATHALYZER?

COMMANDER, YOU'RE A DOCTOR;
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

[SIGHS]

IS THIS GOING TO HURT
OR HELP MY CASE?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVE
A GOOD LAWYER ON YOUR SIDE.

-WHERE'S CHLOE?
-I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM.

I'VE SEARCHED
THE WHOLE BUILDING.

SHE'S GONE.

[SIGHING]

SIMS:
CHLOE?

ROBERTS:
CHLOE, ARE YOU IN HERE?

CHLOE?

MACKENZIE: CHLOE?

CHLOE!

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

RABB:
SO, I WENT RUNNING

INTO MY MOM'S ROOM

SCREAMING "MOM! MOM! SANTA'S
STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY."

WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE CALLED
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

TOOK THEM THREE HOURS
TO GET UNCLE CHARLIE UNSTUCK.

HEY, AM I
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING?

NO. NOT AT ALL.
WHAT'S UP?

-UM, HI.
-HI.

IT'S CHLOE. SHE'S MISSING.

SHE TOOK OFF
OUT OF MY OFFICE
AND WE HAVEN'T

BEEN ABLE
TO FIND HER ANYWHERE.

THE GUARDS DIDN'T SEE
ANYONE LEAVE THE BUILDING

BUT I'M AFRAID SHE MIGHT

AND IN THIS
WEATHER...

DON'T WORRY.

WE'LL FIND HER.
UH, I'LL CALL THE GATE.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT.

I'LL BE HERE.

FRIEND OF YOURS?

NO.

NO?

YOU TWO, UH, SOUNDED
LIKE YOU'D KNOWN EACH
OTHER FOR YEARS.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

WHAT IS IT?

I THINK I KNOW WHERE CHLOE IS.

CHLOE...

ARE YOU UP THERE?

SHE'S SITTING
ON THE HATCH.

MACKENZIE:
CHLOE...

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING UP THERE?

YOU NEED TO COME DOWN.

IT'S DANGEROUS.

SO?

SO, YOU COULD
GET KILLED.

COME DOWN HERE
RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T WANT TO.

DID YOU FIND HER?

RABB:
YOU BETTER

HURRY UP, CHLOE.
SANTA CLAUS IS HERE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

I'M LOOKING AT
HIM RIGHT NOW.

HE'S GOT A WHITE BEARD,
TWINKLY EYES

AND A GREAT BIG FAT BELLY
THAT JIGGLES WHEN HE LAUGHS

LIKE A BOWL
FULL OF JELLY.

IT'S A PILLOW, SIR.

SAY SOMETHING, SANTA.

HO! HO! HO!

HELLO, CHLOE!

JUST GIVE ME
A BREAK, WILL YOU!

PLEASE, CHLOE.
WE NEED TO TALK.

YOU'RE TALKING
TO ME NOW.

FACE-TO-FACE.
LIEUTENANT ROBERTS
FOUND YOUR FATHER.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

ROBERTS:
IT'S TRUE.

HE'S ON A SHIP
CALLED THE U.S.S.
CAYUGA.

IT'S A DESTROYER
IN THE SEA OF JAPAN.

YOUR FATHER'S
COMING HOME
IN MARCH.

IF YOU COME DOWN,
WE CAN TRY PHONING HIM.

[WHISPERING]
KEEP TALKING TO HER.

GO UP THERE, BUD.

GET HER.

ME, SIR?

YEAH. PRETEND
IT'S A CHIMNEY.

OH, VERY FUNNY, SIR.

HEY, CHLOE,
IF YOU COME DOWN

I'LL GIVE YOU
20 BUCKS.

THIS IS MAJOR MACKENZIE AT JAG.

I'D LIKE TO PLACE
A SHORE-TO-SHIP CALL

TO CHIEF KYLE ANDERSON
ABOARD THE U.S.S.
CAYUGA.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, IF YOU COME DOWN

I'LL GIVE YOU
20 BUCKS, A PIZZA...

A FRENCH MANICURE

AND, UH, TWO FRONT
ROW SEATS TO THE NEXT
SPICE GIRLS CONCERT.

I HATE THE SPICE GIRLS.

THE SPICE GIRLS BROKE UP!

NO. GINGER LEFT,
THAT'S ALL.

DID YOU FIND CHLOE?

YOU GUYS TALK TO HER.

US?

WELL, YEAH.

LOOK AT IT LIKE PRACTICE
FOR WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR KID

AND... HE CLIMBS UP
IN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT.

ALL RIGHT?

HEY, I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK
YOU'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME.

HOW ARE YOU WITH CHILDREN?

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
RUSHING THINGS A BIT?

CHEGWIDDEN:
YOU SPOKE TO THE MAN?

SIR, HE DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW CHLOE EXISTED

BUT WHEN I TOLD HIM
HE HAD A DAUGHTER

HE WAS THRILLED.
HIS OWN WIFE AND SON

WERE KILLED IN AN
AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT
TWO YEARS AGO.

IT'S LIKE HE'S BEEN GIVEN
A SECOND CHANCE AT A FAMILY.

WHAT ABOUT THE STEPFATHER?

MOST OF WHAT CHLOE SAYS
IS TRUE.

HE'S NOT ABUSIVE,
BUT HE IS INDIFFERENT.

SHE IS SO LONELY, SIR.

ALL SHE EVER WANTED
WAS TO BE PART OF A FAMILY.

IF SHE COULD
JUST SEE HER FATHER

I KNOW IT WOULD BE

THE GREATEST GIFT
WE COULD GIVE HER.

YOU REALIZE THAT BETWEEN
MAN-HOURS AND SATELLITE TIME

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A $4,000 PHONE CALL.

HOW CAN I JUSTIFY THAT, MAJOR?

IT'S CHRISTMAS, SIR.

LIEUTENANT COMMANDER PARKER,
I'M SURE YOU KNOW THE KRINGLES.

[LAUGHS]

HELLO.
HI.

ANY LUCK?

NO, SIR.

CHLOE, IT'S
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER RABB AGAIN.

I, UH... I BROUGHT
A FRIEND TO SEE YOU.

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

HER NAME
IS LIEUTENANT COMMANDER PARKER.

HI, CHLOE.

YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

OF THOSE LITTLE ELEVATOR
TRAP DOORS.

WHAT'S IT LIKE UP THERE?

DARK.

IS THERE ROOM FOR ME
TO COME UP THERE WITH YOU?

NO.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE

AND THINGS STARTED
GETTING CONFUSING

I'D CLIMB UP
INTO MY PARENTS' GARAGE

AND STAY THERE
BY MYSELF FOR HOURS.

BUT I DIDN'T
REALLY WANT TO BE UP THERE

WITH THE SPIDERS
AND THE BUGS AND THE BATS.

WHAT I REALLY NEEDED
WAS SOMEBODY TO TALK TO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME DOWN HERE
AND TALK TO ME, CHLOE?

NO. YOU TALK LIKE A SHRINK.

I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.

I DON'T LIKE SHRINKS.

HAVE YOU TRIED ICE CREAM?

WE EVEN THREW IN 20 BUCKS
AND A FRENCH MANICURE.

CHLOE, I SPOKE
WITH YOUR FATHER.

WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME TALK TO HIM?

CHLOE...

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME?

HE'S GOING
TO LIKE YOU, CHLOE.

BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T?

I CAN BE PRETTY BRATTY
SOMETIMES.

YEAH, BUT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO BE.

WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU COME DOWN

AND AT LEAST TRY
TALKING TO HIM?

[DOOR SLIDING OPEN]

COULD I AT LEAST
PUT ON SOME MAKEUP FIRST?

HELLO... HELLO.

CHIEF ANDERSON, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET YOUR DAUGHTER, CHLOE.

HI.

HI.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOM.

WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU EXISTED
UNTIL TODAY.

YOUR MOTHER NEVER TOLD ME.

WHY?

I DON'T KNOW.

UH...

SHE WAS YOUNG AND CONFUSED

AND... MAYBE A LITTLE SCARED.

PARENTS MAKE MISTAKES, TOO.

I'M SORRY, CHLOE.
I WASN'T THERE FOR YOU.

I'D LIKE A CHANCE
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU LIVE ON A FARM?

NO.

BUT MY PARENTS DO.

THEY DO? REALLY?

YEAH.

MY GRANDPARENTS LIVE ON A FARM!

DO THEY HAVE HORSES?

OH, YEAH.
AT LEAST A DOZEN.

-CAN YOU RIDE THEM?
ALL DAY LONG.

-DO YOU LIKE HORSES, CHLOE?
-I
LOVE
HORSES.

ME, TOO.
I HAVE A PINTO PONY NAMED SCOUT

THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOU.

COOL...

-ANDERSON: YOU LIKE TO RIDE?
-CHLOE: I LOVE TO RIDE.

-I HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A WHILE.
-OH...

WELL, WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.

[LAUGHS]

WE'LL GET YOU
LOTS OF PRACTICE THEN.

YES, SIR. THANK YOU.

HEY...

I GOT BAD NEWS.
JUDGE IS STUCK
ON THE BELTWAY.

WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR
YOUR CASE TONIGHT.

SO I HAVE TO STAY
LOCKED UP?

NO. I GOT YOU
RELEASED ON YOUR
OWN RECOGNIZANCE.

OH... THANK YOU.

CAN YOU CALL ME A CAB?

I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE,
IF YOU WANT.

OH, EVEN BETTER.

-HEY.
-HEY.

-HOW'S IT GOING?
-CHLOE'S GOING BACK
TO HER STEPFATHER

TILL HER FATHER
RETURNS.

WHAT ABOUT THE GIRLFRIEND?

WE HAD A LITTLE TALK,
GIRLFRIEND TO MARINE.

I DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE
ANY MORE TROUBLE.

YOU'RE A GOOD
FRIEND, MAC.

-CHLOE: I'M HUNGRY.
-AGAIN?

YEAH!

YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T I
BUY EVERYBODY DINNER?

-CHLOE: YEAH. YEAH.
-MACKENZIE: ALL RIGHT.

SIMS:
HOLD THE ELEVATOR, SIR!

THANK YOU, SIR.

[ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSING]

ADMIRAL!

I ALMOST FORGOT!

I GOT YOU A FLIGHT
TO ITALY, SIR.

[PLANE ENGINES ROARING]

MERRY CHRISTMAS,
ADMIRAL!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING]