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Hello, you awesome pigs.
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Are you all there? You don't even know
me yet.
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I'm Christine.
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And I want to tell you a story, or
several small stories, about my awesome
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family.
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I'll introduce you to my parents, Edith
and Paul, but see for yourself how
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awesome they are.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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How do you kiss? Just on the mouth?
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That'd be massive then, that'd be too
much.
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oh oh oh
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Nachdem ich das Dreckswein angelernt
habe, was das Ficken betrifft, habe ich
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Beziehung ganz schnell beendet.
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Der ist nämlich über meine Oma
gerutscht.
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Und was ihr später noch sehen könnt,
meine Mutter hat da auch gefickt.
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Und das i -Tüpfelchen, das kommt erst
noch.
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Meine beste Freundin, das müsst ihr euch
mal wecken.
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Die hat da auch genommen.
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Das darf echt... It can't be true.
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Ah, there you are finally.
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I've been waiting for you the whole
time.
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Wow, that's great.
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That's a nice place for the two of us,
isn't it?
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Yes.
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Everything that comes into the family,
you have to test first.
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Yes.
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You have to get used to it.
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Look, they are so handsome.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Inshallah.
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I love you.
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Sarah, what are you talking about? Are
you sleeping?
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Sit in your room. What do the people
think of you?
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What do you think of me?
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Well, that's what your mother says.
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It's exactly the same.
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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Hey,
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what are you doing?
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Hey,
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what are you doing?
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Oh,
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my God.
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What's wrong? Is she having a nightmare?
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Yeah.
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Come on.
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Come see me online, come.
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Oh yeah.
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it's your dance
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Where is Kristina?
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I don't know.
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I don't know where Kristina is.
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Do you want to go again?
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Now you can come a little closer.
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Do I have to do that? Yes.
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You have to go again.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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What are we going to do now?
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We can make some paper and glue.
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Yes, of course.
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I think so too.
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Thank you.
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You know.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That's no good, man.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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oh oh oh
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Yeah, yeah
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Mathe. Mathe.
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Mathe.
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I'm sure.
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But go.
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Ploppy. Hop.
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So. Hop.
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Hop. Yes. And down.
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Bye -bye.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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It's nice that you're here again.
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I'm so happy. How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
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Sit down.
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We haven't learned anything. I wanted to
learn something from you.
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You've been away for so long.
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I've been with my students lately and I
have to learn.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Bye. Bye.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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oh oh oh
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oh
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That's good
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Oh, it's exactly that. The familiar way
to others.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Oh!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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oh oh
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oh yeah
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