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Hello, you awesome pigs.

Are you all there? You don't even know me yet.

I'm Christine.

And I want to tell you a story, or several small stories, about my awesome

family.

I'll introduce you to my parents, Edith and Paul, but see for yourself how

awesome they are.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

How do you kiss? Just on the mouth?

That'd be massive then, that'd be too much.

oh oh oh

Nachdem ich das Dreckswein angelernt habe, was das Ficken betrifft, habe ich

Beziehung ganz schnell beendet.

Der ist nämlich über meine Oma gerutscht.

Und was ihr später noch sehen könnt, meine Mutter hat da auch gefickt.

Und das i -Tüpfelchen, das kommt erst noch.

Meine beste Freundin, das müsst ihr euch mal wecken.

Die hat da auch genommen.

Das darf echt... It can't be true.

Ah, there you are finally.

I've been waiting for you the whole time.

Wow, that's great.

That's a nice place for the two of us, isn't it?

Yes.

Everything that comes into the family, you have to test first.

Yes.

You have to get used to it.

Look, they are so handsome.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

Inshallah.

I love you.

Sarah, what are you talking about? Are you sleeping?

Sit in your room. What do the people think of you?

What do you think of me?

Well, that's what your mother says.

It's exactly the same.

Thank you.

Oh!

Hey,

what are you doing?

Hey,

what are you doing?

Oh,

my God.

What's wrong? Is she having a nightmare?

Yeah.

Come on.

Come see me online, come.

Oh yeah.

it's your dance

Where is Kristina?

I don't know.

I don't know where Kristina is.

Do you want to go again?

Now you can come a little closer.

Do I have to do that? Yes.

You have to go again.

How are you doing?

Good.

What are we going to do now?

We can make some paper and glue.

Yes, of course.

I think so too.

Thank you.

You know.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's no good, man.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

oh oh oh

Yeah, yeah

Mathe. Mathe.

Mathe.

I'm sure.

But go.

Ploppy. Hop.

So. Hop.

Hop. Yes. And down.

Huh?

Oh.

Thank you.

Bye -bye.

Thank you.

Yeah.

It's nice that you're here again.

I'm so happy. How are you?

Nice to meet you.

Sit down.

We haven't learned anything. I wanted to learn something from you.

You've been away for so long.

I've been with my students lately and I have to learn.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

oh oh oh

oh

That's good

Oh, it's exactly that. The familiar way to others.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

oh oh

oh yeah