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MYSTERIOUS MUSIC
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BOTH PANT
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Oh, here we go!
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PANTING: OK. OK, the mountain
is talking to me. OK.
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That's what I get for a night
of climbing with no sleep,
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the mountains
start talking. Sure!
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Why not? Hello!
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Oh. Fancy seeing you two here!
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Sorry. Have we met?
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No, no, it's just, you know,
funny seeing more humans.
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We don't get many
of you lot up this way.
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Well, have you seen
other humans recently?
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Was it two children?
Erm... yes and no.
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What do you mean "yes and no"?
Well, there was a little,
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you know, sausage-head
man no, no, no,
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metal porcupine or something, no,
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talking banana
and a wiggly wee sea captain...
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and, well, two children, so...
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yes.
Oh, thank goodness!
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But if you're looking for
children to eat for breakfast,
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you know, you're gonna
have to find some other ones,
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because those two are probably
being spread on toast by now.
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What? Toast?
Oh, I don't know.
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Isn't that how you eat
children, on toast?
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Or was it something about soup?
Breakfast soup rings a bell.
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Yeah, that rings a bell.
Oh, don't worry -
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I'm sure you'll find
some for your breakfast as well.
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What kind of monster
would want to eat children?
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Badjelly! Oh...
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# She's so lovely. #
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You know what?
Large talking mountain?
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Bearded mountain, thank you.
Bearded mountain...
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with no beard. Right.
This, er...
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Badjelly has invited us
for breakfast at her...
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house... cottage.
Castle.
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At her castle, yes,
and we're terribly late.
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Could you possibly tell us
the quickest way to get there?
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No,
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the quickest way
is really embarrassing.
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Please. It's very important
we get there on time.
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No, no, no.
I couldn't possibly, no.
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Tell us how to get to the castle!
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ECHOES: No!
Up his nose.
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All right, what bit
of nature said that?
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Left nostril.
There's nothing in his head,
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it's just a big empty cavern
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with a tunnel straight out the back.
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Quickest way
to the old crone's lair.
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Cliff Mountainson!
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That is no way to speak
about your future stepmother!
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Dad, come on.
You're embarrassing yourself.
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You've got visitors.
Uh, so, uh, this seems like a
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family issue. Er... Yeah, I think
we'll just leave you to it. Hm?
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Oh, no, no, please ignore him,
he's only 27 million years old.
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And should
have moved out ages ago.
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Oh, sure, Dad. I'll just
get my legs out and walk round,
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find somewhere else to go.
That what you want, Dad?
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I don't know.
That's up to you, innit?
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But aren't you tired of
living in my shadow?
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Don't flatter yourself.
I'm south-facing,
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I'm always in shadow.
Oh, the cheek!
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I wish an unconventionally
attractive sorceress
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would eat my kid.
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Ooh, ooh. Hey. Argh!
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Ooh, that feels weird.
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Good luck, children-eaters. Hope you
make it in time for brekkie.
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We are not children-eaters,
we are parents.
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We love our kids,
and we are going to save them.
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Good day.
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Pull me back up the nostril, Leo.
Ooh! Argh!
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Huh. So some kids have parents
who don't want them to be eaten.
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Must be nice.
Oh, hush.
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DARK,
DRAMATIC MUSIC
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LOW RUMBLING
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WHOOSHING
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ZAP
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EVIL CACKLING ECHOES
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OK. There's Lucy.
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Time for Operation Free Lucy
And Go Home!
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Operation... FLAGH?
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FLAGH? That needs workshopping.
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Mm-mm. No time. It'll have to do.
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OK, what's the plan? How are
we gonna get her out of there?
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Well, I don't suppose you've gotten
any better at one-handed climbing
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in the last few days?
Oh, you mean this old thing?
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My Cast of Capability?
I think I can handle it.
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No. Seriously, I can handle it.
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OK, there's a window
below the castle.
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I think if we shimmy up
that chain...
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Shimmy, check.
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..then scoot across the ledge...
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Shimmy, scoot, check, check.
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..I think we'll be able
to drop down
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to that floating rock
and hop across to the window.
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Shimmy, scoot, drop, hop -
check, check, check, check.
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Wait. What? That's how we get in,
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but how are we gonna get Lucy out?
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That's step two.
And?
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And we'll figure out step two
once we've done step one.
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Come on!
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Yes! This is the big sister
I know and love.
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Wait up!
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BINKLEBONK: Onward! Ha-ha!
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Silly old eagle. Doesn't know
what fun he's missing out on.
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Oh, but did you see
how I fixed his wing?
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Oh, I saw. Fine work,
First Mate Binklebonk.
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HE CHUCKLES
Oh! Oh, come on, now.
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I'm sure you've had
other mates before me,
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but I appreciate the sentiment.
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Uh, no, the first mate is
the captain's assistant -
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they're in charge
of the rest of the crew.
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Oh.
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All right, Rusty,
hoist the mainsail!
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Argh! Oh!
GROANS
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MUFFLED: Did I do that right?
Does hoisting the mainsail
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stop the ship abruptly, does it,
injuring all the crew?
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Was that first-mate-ing good there?
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Oh.
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Oh, well, that's as far as we
go, I guess. Shame, really -
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they seemed like nice kids.
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Ugh! It's just a big
stupid catch-22 -
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I need my powers to find those kids,
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but I need those kids
to restore my powers!
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Ugh. Why can't
things just be easy?
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All this gal wants
is eternal unlimited power -
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is that too much to ask?
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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I'm so sick of not being able
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to control my powers any more.
Argh!
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Argh!
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STOMACH GRUMBLES
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Oh, you can say that again,
grumbly tum.
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I suppose I could just have
a little bit as-is.
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SLURPS,
GULPS
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Ugh! Definitely not
boy-girly enough.
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Also needs salt.
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What's the...? Oh, come on!
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I can't even
conjure a little salt!
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And I'm out. Great!
LAUGHS
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Just great!
OINKING
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Urgh!
Ugh. What's your deal?
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I'm terribly sorry,
I guess I'm just
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not very good at this job.
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Perhaps you'd like to turn me
back into a real pig? OINKS
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Can't understand you. Goodbye!
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See you later!
CLATTER
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Oh.
HISSES
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Come on!
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SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
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Maybe a nice cup of tea -
a little something
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to get me back in touch with myself.
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Just... a little... light...
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levitation.
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WHIMPERS
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ROSE GRUNTS
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GRUNTS
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TINKLY MUSIC
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Oh, come on!
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Well, what good are you?
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Are you going to find me
those stinky-poo children?
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FOOTSTEPS RETREAT
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Oh! Useless.
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Ow! Come on!
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I'm sorry, Rusty -
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there are plenty of
goblin- and worm-sized gaps,
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but I don't see any
large-metal-lion-sized ones.
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Oh, that's OK.
Enjoy the rest of your journey!
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I'll never forget you.
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Hope it doesn't rain, eh.
No, Rusty,
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we're not leaving you behind.
That's right, actually.
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If you go home, we all go home, OK?
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So, yep, I guess we go home. Oh.
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Guys...
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I think I've found another way.
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Now what?
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SCARY, GRUFF VOICE:
I'll feast on your bones!
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WHOOSH
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Right. Well, I'm an
invertebrate, but point taken.
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Maybe there's a secret
word to make it open.
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GRUFFLY: There isn't!
Oh,
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there's gotta be some way
to open it.
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GRUFFLY: Any attempts
to pass will be fu...
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COUGHS
..will be futi...
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CLEARS THROAT
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NORMAL VOICE ..futile.
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Oh, sorry. Doing that
scary voice is exhausting.
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Do you mind if I keep it casual?
Oh, please do.
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Listen, we need to get through
you to get to Badjelly's castle.
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Right. Um...
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SCARILY: Denied!
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CHUCKLES
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NORMAL VOICE: No, but,
seriously, you're denied.
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It's nothing to do with you
guys; You look great. I... I...
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my job is to stop folks
such as yourselves from passing.
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Traditional gate work.
OK.
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I respect your commitment
to the job, but...
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CUTESY VOICE: Any chance
you could just make
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a little-widdle exception?
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Stopping weird goblins
is top of the list, mate.
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And whatever it is that
you're doing is... it's weird.
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That's "wude". Guys,
could I get a quick huddle going?
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I've got an idea.
Hey!
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So... what are you...
What are you guys talking about?
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Everyone knows the shortest
distance between
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two points is...
Displacement.
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No, it's... Well, no.
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Well, yeah, but that's not
what I mean.
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Up the nose
is what I'm talking about.
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Well, when you say it like
that, it sounds obvious.
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Excuse me! Do you not
know it is rude to whisper
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when other people are around?
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Sorry. We were just
having a wee catch-up.
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Just discussing, erm, the weather.
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Oh, yeah, it's a lovely
temperature, really... Hey. Wait.
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What are you doing?
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This!
SHE GRUNTS
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COUGHS,
SPLUTTERS
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MUFFLED: Oi! Not cool, guys!
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Not cool!
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You've left me
in a vulnerable position!
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BADJELLY: Come on,
cabinet of horrors.
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There's gotta be something in here,
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after all these years
of nightmarish experiments.
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Yikes! I really am
quite the hoarder.
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I don't even know what this is.
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A fairy shredder?
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Oh, no, wait - it's a cheese grater.
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Wondered where that had got to.
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OK, now what's step two?
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Pathetic! Cabinet of horrors?
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Cupboard of embarrassments,
more like.
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It's not fair, cow!
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All I want is something to help me
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sniff out those stinky-poo kids!
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MOOS
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Yeah. You're right.
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This is why we're pals -
you have great ideas,
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you do. He's useless.
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But that voluminous proboscis
would come in handy right now.
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Dulboot!
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Where is that
good-for-nothing mega-doofus?
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ENCHANTING MUSIC
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BIRDS TWITTER
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Look at that -
look at you under that tree.
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Put you there, that's nice.
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I do so have friends.
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00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,960
Sorry you all got
turned into old boots, guys.
249
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,960
You all right there, mate?
250
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:04,800
Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah,
the b-b-boots are friends of mine.
251
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,960
CHUCKLES
252
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,960
Sure they are.
Whatever makes you happy, son.
253
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,000
Nothing!
SIGHS
254
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,960
You see what I'm dealing with, cow?
255
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,960
Of course you do.
You get me, Lucy.
256
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,960
Er, nope I can't get
used to that silly name.
257
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,960
I'm sticking with "cow".
258
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,960
LAUGHS
I know, I know -
259
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,960
my dainty wee snoot
isn't quite up to the task.
260
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,480
You know what, though?
261
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,480
You have pretty big
boogie-holes, cow.
262
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,960
Want to help me sniff out
some grubby little kids?
263
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,960
Nah, you're right -
you only eat grass.
264
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,960
Not much use to me,
are you, you big herbivore?
265
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,960
MUFFLED: Ow!
What did you say?
266
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,960
MOOS
267
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,960
Quite right, cow,
they can't be that far away.
268
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:16,960
Ow.
269
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,960
Please tell me you've
figured out the rest of the plan.
270
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960
Well, this looks
like the front door,
271
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,160
so we could just go
out the front door.
272
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,640
Works for me.
273
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,960
SIGHS
Come on, Lucy.
274
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,960
Let's get you ho...
Hey, cow!
275
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,640
Oh.
276
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,960
Oh. Where are you off to?
277
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,640
Is it tinkle time?
278
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,960
When you've gotta go,
you've got to go.
279
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:46,960
I'd rather that than
you doing it inside again.
280
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,960
Just keep an eye out
for those miserable children,
281
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,960
will you?
282
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,640
BOTH EXHALE
This way, Lucy.
283
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,320
Told you I'd figure out step two.
284
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,960
Ooh. Not very hoof-friendly.
285
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,960
You don't happen
to have a step three, do you?
286
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,960
Ugh! Trespassers.
287
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,960
Those two are small,
288
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,960
but I don't think
they count as children.
289
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,800
Hoo-hoo! There they are! Shush!
290
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,960
Come on. We don't want
You Know Who to hear us.
291
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,960
Oh. Who do I know?
292
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,960
You know. Who?
293
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,960
Exactly. Yeah.
294
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,000
DISTANT MOO
That must be Lucy!
295
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,960
BOTH GRUNT
296
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,960
I thought they said she was a cow.
297
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,160
Yeah.
That's a cow?
298
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,480
Wait. What have I been picturing?
299
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,480
Rose, we have to get out of here.
300
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,960
I know. Over here!
301
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,960
OK. Get Lucy down here.
Are you sure?
302
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,960
It seems like we're just gonna
get stuck on a floating rock.
303
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,960
Hurry!
HE GRUNTS
304
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960
Ooh. Whoa.
Ooh.
305
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,960
Yes! OK, now come here and push.
306
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,960
BOTH GRUNT
307
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,960
HE GASPS
Rose, look!
308
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,800
Oh, you came!
Of course we came!
309
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,960
What do you think, we're gonna
just turn around and go home
310
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,960
at the slightest monster gate?
311
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,960
So, yeah, we're a bit stuck.
312
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960
Tim!
313
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,960
Binklebonk! Reach!
314
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,960
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
315
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,960
It's OK! It's OK. Everybody pull!
316
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,960
Pull!
ALL GRUNT
317
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,960
Look, I'll tell you
what I told the last chap -
318
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,960
selling metal lions
door-to-door is stupid!
319
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,960
I make my ow... Huh?
320
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,160
SCREAMS
321
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,800
Get them!
322
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960
BOTH: Argh!
323
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,960
DRAMATIC MUSIC
324
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960
ROSE: Rusty!
325
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,960
Run!
326
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,960
When I'm done eating you
in my boy-girl soup,
327
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,800
I'm going to turn your bones
into a novelty xylophone,
328
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,960
and it's going to sound terrible!
329
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,960
GRUMBLES
And you!
330
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,320
Well, we're still pals,
but we're going to have words.
331
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,960
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
332
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,960
Come on! Just a little burst!
333
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:28,960
ZAP
334
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,640
SCOFFS
Wonderful(!)
335
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,000
Didn't even go straight.
336
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,960
Whoa!
Whoa!
337
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Argh!
THUD
338
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,960
DRAMATIC MUSIC
339
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,960
Rose!
Tim!
340
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,960
Rusty!
GRUNTS
341
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,960
Get out of it!
GRUNTS
342
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,960
Ow. OK, change of tactic.
343
00:16:58,960 --> 00:16:59,960
GRUNTS
344
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,960
SNIFFS
345
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,960
BOTH GRUNT
346
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,160
Ow! Uh, rock,
347
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,000
rock, one-two...
348
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,960
throck? Please stop doing...
349
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,960
Oh, no, that's nothing.
350
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,960
Ooh!
351
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,960
ROCK GROWLS,
THEN CHUCKLES
352
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,160
Oh! Rusty! Help!
353
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,000
Yes, Rusty! Help!
Ooh!
354
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,960
Where's Dinglemouse
when you need her?
355
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,960
Oh, forget that
treacherous little thief!
356
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,320
What?
Yeah, she banana-split on us!
357
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,960
Really?
358
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,960
Sorry. I've been dying to say it.
359
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960
GROWLS,
GRUNTS
360
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,320
GRUNTS
361
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,960
Bad news...
362
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:45,960
I refilled it.
363
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,800
GASPS
364
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,960
CACKLES
365
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:50,960
GASPS
366
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,960
I've been salted.
No!
367
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:58,960
Well, isn't this delicious?
368
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,160
Here you all are,
right on my doorstep,
369
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,960
at my mercy,
370
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,960
and oops! I'm all out of mercy.
371
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,960
CACKLES
Sorry, children.
372
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,960
You're back on the menu.
373
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,320
GRUNTS
Enough! Let us go,
374
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,960
and stop terrorising
the good folks of the Dark Forest!
375
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,000
Yes. I remember you.
376
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,480
You're the coward who hid from me.
377
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,640
Well, I'm not scared of you
any more.
378
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,320
Oh, yes, you are.
379
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,960
SNIFFS
380
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,320
Ahhhh. I can smell it on you.
381
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,960
Your family must be so proud.
382
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,960
Oh, wait. They can't be,
because they're acorns.
383
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
SHE CACKLES
TIM: And that's another thing -
384
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,960
turn Binklebonk's family back!
Or what, my little amuse-bouche?
385
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,960
Ah. You're the one I made.
386
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,800
Such a disappointing, silly cat.
387
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,960
Listen. Here's a deal,
coward elf.
388
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,960
I'll turn your family back -
389
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,960
just leave me
these delectable children
390
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,960
and walk away with your silly cat.
391
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,960
All right?
392
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,960
He's not my silly cat.
393
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,960
Oh, and no -
394
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,640
no deal.
395
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,960
BOTH EXHALE
396
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,960
Very well, then.
397
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,960
I'll eat you all!
398
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:29,960
BINKLEBONK WHIMPERS
Ooh!
399
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,960
ROCK GROWLS
400
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,640
What did you do?
401
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,320
Er, what do you mean?
402
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,960
Your friends needed you,
and you didn't help them.
403
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,960
Do you want to see
your friends, metal moggy?
404
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,960
You do? Come on, then.
405
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,960
Hey, look it all worked out.
406
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960
No hard feelings, babe.
407
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,960
CACKLES EVILLY
408
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,800
CONTINUES CACKLING
409
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,960
GATE GRUNTS
410
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Finally! OK.
411
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Next time, guard the nostrils.
412
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,960
HUMS
Ooh, look at you.
413
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,960
What a bizarre design.
414
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,320
If that's not the face of
someone who needs a pick-me-up,
415
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,960
I don't know what is.
I shall crush your bo...
416
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960
LAUGHS
417
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,800
What a laugh! You don't talk
like that all the time, do ya?
418
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,960
Oh, I do.
419
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,800
And it's so taxing. And frankly,
420
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,480
it's not even
having the desired effect.
421
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,960
Earlier today, there was
a group they just walked
422
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,960
straight through me, you know?
423
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,960
I've got one job, and I failed.
424
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,800
Oh, mate.
You're breaking my heart.
425
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,960
You know what? Sometimes,
life throws us obstacles,
426
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,960
and we have to persevere,
take a deep breath,
427
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,960
reset, and try again.
428
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,960
GATE SIGHS
I really needed to hear that.
429
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,960
Thank you so much.
430
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,960
Oh, no worries.
431
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,960
Anyway, speaking of obstacles,
you're actually in my way,
432
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,320
so I'm just gonna... Whoop! Ah.
433
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,800
BIRD CHUCKLES
Keep up the great work.
434
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,960
DARK,
DRAMATIC MUSIC
435
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,960
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