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SOMBRE MUSIC
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SOBS
Tim.
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Tim?
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Tim.
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Oh, come on, Tim.
Don't be silly.
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So, Rose is the taller one, Vera.
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And Tim, well,
he's the one... sleeping.
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"I'm sure he's fine,"
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she said, unconvincingly.
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Maybe his furnace has gone out.
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CRIES: Oh!
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Tim!
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SOBS
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DARK,
DRAMATIC MUSIC
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LOW RUMBLING
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WHOOSHING
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ZAP
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DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES
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EVIL CACKLING ECHOES
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STORMY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
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This close.
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I was this close!
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Can't a witch catch a break
and break a couple of children?
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I did tell you they were slippery.
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Oh, did you?
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Forgive me if I don't
pay heed to the ramblings
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of a smelly giant with an odour
that would be picked up
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all the way to the Ning Nang Nong,
where the cows go "bong"!
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COW MOOS
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Ha! All those eyes
in your big, empty head,
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and none of them work.
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I'm Badjelly, the most fearsome
witch in all the land.
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There's not a single
creature out there
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who doesn't tremble in fear
at the very whisper of my name.
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Yet a couple of
snotty-nosed kids and...
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Oh.
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Did they have a worm
wearing a hat with them?
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Oh. Takes all sorts, I suppose.
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And you. The entire time you've
been hanging around my castle,
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you've never mentioned
how shifty those brats are,
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despite my generous hospitality.
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Yeah, we did cow-nap her,
though, didn't we...?
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Not once!
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No insight!
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Not a clue!
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Well?
LUCY GULPS
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Ohh.
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I can't stay mad at you.
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GIGGLES QUIETLY
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Well, you know what they say -
if you want a child kidnapped,
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never send a giant
to do a witch's job
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whose work is never done.
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CHUCKLES
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WHOOSH
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Oh, right, yeah. It's kaput.
Would you like me to help?
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We could go together. I could
actually pack us a picnic.
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Picnic?
SCOFFS
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I'm going to capture those
irritating little urchins.
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We are not going for
a jolly in the park.
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Get it?
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But as you've got the pockets,
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bring along those
mushroom vol-au-vents.
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WHIMSICAL BRASS MUSIC
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Not so fast, Dulboot!
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I'm down here, remember?
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Oh, right, yeah. No,
I knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'll go a bit slower for you, then.
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SLOW,
LURCHING MUSIC
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FOOTSTEPS THUNDER
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SIGHS
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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DISTANT BOOMING
No, no, no, no, no! Not again!
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WHIMSICAL,
LURCHING MUSIC CONTINUES
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Come on, come on!
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Why do I have so many keys?!
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YAWNS
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Oh, come on, Dulboot.
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For goodness' sake,
while I'm still young!
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Front door. Back door.
Garden shed. What are these for?!
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Yes! Come on, come on, come on!
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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Get a move on, giant!
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ENGINE TURNS OVER
Come on!
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ENGINE STARTS
Yes! Ha-ha! Not today!
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CRASH
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Ugh!
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Find a middle speed!
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GROANS
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Missed the wheel.
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SOFT,
MELANCHOLIC MUSIC
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"I think Bearded Mountain
is this way,"
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she said, pointing over her
shoulder.
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You're not actually pointing.
Oh, what a goose!
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And what are we gonna do with Tim?
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We could drag him.
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Uh... Oh, I don't know.
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Hm?
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Or we could roll him.
OK, I'll put it...
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Listen, I'll put it to the group.
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Uh, no, no, no. I did a
first-aid course once with Dad.
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He said not to move them.
They might have an injury,
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and moving them could make it worse.
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We just need to keep him
warm and safe. If...
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No, when he wakes up,
we can keep going.
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Wake up, Tim.
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OK, OK, I'll ask.
CLEARS THROAT
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Uh, excuse me, Rose?
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Aunt Vera used to always sing us
a lullaby when we were poorly.
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Worked like a charm. Would you
mind if she gave it a go?
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That would be very kind.
Thank you, Binklebonk.
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Oh, and thank you, Vera.
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GENTLE,
TINKLY MUSIC
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EAGLE SCREECHES
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BADJELLY: Where are they?
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Oh. What the...
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Why is everything so sepia?
Is there a filter on this?
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STAMMERS ANGRILY
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Dulboot!
I was just looking for
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a lovely little place
for us to have our picnic.
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Use one of your eyes and look.
And be quick about it.
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Aah, ooh. This harness
is starting to chafe.
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CURIOUS MUSIC
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Oh, we could go over there
by those, um...
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destroyed houses.
LIGHTNING ZAPS
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LAUGHS GLEEFULLY
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Oh, a little saunter
down memory lane.
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Oh, I remember when this was
all houses, haberdasheries
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and family restaurants.
Now it's all scorched earth,
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charred remains and smoking craters.
LAUGHS
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THUNDER RUMBLES
Oh, there's holes in the sky.
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Oh, Dulboot,
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it was a great time to be a witch.
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Top of my game back then.
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Feared, powerful...
CHUCKLES
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..easy on the eye.
CHUCKLES
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I'm getting wet out here, Dulboot.
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I don't relish
a rainy retrospective.
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SOFT,
WHIMSICAL MUSIC
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CRACK
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Clumsy sausage-fingered fool!
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ZAP
Huh! Oh!
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GROANS
Oh, get me out of this rain.
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WHIMSICAL MUSIC
CONTINUES
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Dulboot, you stupendous simpleton!
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WHACK
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Oh... Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Oh!
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GRUNTS
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Ah, ah, ah...
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Please make sure your
belongings are secure.
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We are currently experiencing
some light turbulence.
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CLINKING
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QUICK,
WHIMSICAL MUSIC
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Ugh. Oh, I shouldn't have had
those kippers for breakfast.
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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BUZZER BLARES
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CLINK,
WARBLING
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MUSIC CRESCENDOES,
FADES
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BRIGHT,
PEACEFUL MUSIC
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What a beautiful place.
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Isn't that a beautiful place,
Badjelly? Look at that.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC
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Oh, gasp!
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Uh... Uh...
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Wallet, watch, witch.
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Oh, knickers.
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TENSE MUSIC
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CROW CAWS
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COYOTE HOWLS
Dulboot?
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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DARK,
TENSE MUSIC
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Some of my best work.
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Maybe I shouldn't have been so...
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excessive.
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Well, at least the information
booth's still standing.
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ZAP
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Aha!
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CHUCKLES
A farm.
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Right, let's show them who's boss.
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MUMBLES
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Ooh, um...
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Ohh.
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RUSTLING
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CURIOUS MUSIC
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Uh...
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EXHALES,
BREATH WHOOSHES
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WARM,
CURIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES
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GIGGLES
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Uh...
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MYSTERIOUS MUSIC
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What a dump.
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Hello?
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Frightened farmers?
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Petrified peasants?
CHUCKLES
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Lily-livered livestock?
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Cautiously reluctant cattle?
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Hello?
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H-Hello?
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INSECTS BUZZ
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Yuck!
STOMACH RUMBLES
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Dulboot, bring the picnic!
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Oh.
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That's right.
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Ugh.
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CRUNCHES
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Oi! You've eaten
my watertight cladding.
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Ugh! What?
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Typical. A few years out
from paying off my mortgage,
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and some greedy old crone
takes a bite out of my house.
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I thought it was just an apple.
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I didn't know some mouthy maggot
was squatting in it.
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Oh, charming, that is!
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You're the perpetrator
of this inconsiderate chomping,
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and you've the audacity
to be name-calling.
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I've a good mind to talk to my...
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MP!
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What's that?
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Bad Smelly?
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LAUGHS
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What an unfortunate depiction
of some pathetic old wi...
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It's supposed to be me, isn't it?
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SCOFFS
That's just mean.
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They haven't even attempted
to capture my radiance.
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Honestly.
THWAP
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TENSE MUSIC
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Give me my ball back, man!
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BRIGHT,
CURIOUS MUSIC
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How tall are you?
Are you taller than a house?
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Are you taller than the sky?
How high is the sky?
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Is the sky higher than a house?
Uh...
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We should play a game.
Have you ever played a game?
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What games do giants play?
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Do they just play big games,
or can they play small games?
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Oh, uh... Ooh.
What's a small game?
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I don't know.
MUNCHES
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I guess all my games
are small if you're big...
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MUNCHES ..and all your games
are big games to me.
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BOTH CHUCKLE
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You know what?
I'm gonna say it. You're funny.
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Am I the funniest? Who's the
most funny person you know?
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What's their best joke?
I have a joke!
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Knock, knock.
Uh, what?
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WHISPERS: Say, "Who's there?"
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Um, who'suh, who's there?
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Do you wanna play hide-and-seek?
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Eh?
Um,
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I don't know any jokes,
but we could play hide-and-seek.
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I'm the best seeker around here,
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so you should hide.
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Find somewhere to hide,
and I'll count to 20.
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One and two...
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and three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
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CHUCKLES
Go on. Prove it, then.
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I don't have to prove to you
I'm a witch -
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any more than you have to prove
you're an ugly-looking dog.
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It's obvious.
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Prove it. Prove it. Prove it.
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Stop that!
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GRUNTS
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Look!
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Don't you see the resemblance?
It's me.
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Me! Bad Smelly...
262
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Badjelly...
263
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the witch!
264
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,960
SNEERS
Whatever.
265
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,960
She's well scarier than you.
It is me!
266
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,960
Sort of. The little toot cloud
she's doing -
267
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a witch of my pedigree
would never do that.
268
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960
Oh, man.
269
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,960
I would run a mile if I saw
that witch coming at me.
270
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,960
I would not mess with her.
271
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,960
So don't mess with me.
272
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,320
Don't you mess with me.
273
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,960
Don't you stomp your feet at me.
274
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,960
I'm the most feared witch
in all the land.
275
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960
Yeah, yeah. So you've said.
276
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,960
Well, if you're a witch,
do us some magic, then.
277
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,960
Turn me into a... a...
278
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,960
a profiterole.
279
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,960
I'm a witch,
280
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,960
not a pastry chef.
281
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,640
Oh, nah. Knew you couldn't.
282
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,960
You're rubbish.
You're rubbish, bony lady.
283
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,960
Pack it in!
284
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:10,960
GRUNTS
285
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,640
Why am I arguing
with this itchy-looking sheep?
286
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,960
If only Dulboot were here.
287
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,960
What's a Dulboot? Sounds like
a boring shoe to me.
288
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,000
He's my giant servant.
289
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,640
He's as tall as my castle -
290
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which is huge -
291
00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,000
and has five,
292
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,960
maybe 10 eyes...
293
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,960
GASPS
..and hands the size of...
294
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,960
GIGGLES
295
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,960
What are you laughing at?
296
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,960
CHUCKLES
I've got us a castle too.
297
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,480
No, you don't.
Yeah, I have -
298
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,960
with a massive dragon that's...
that's taller than a giant.
299
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,960
It's, like, taller than
a really tall, tall thing.
300
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,320
Ha! It can shoot fire
out of its eyeballs. Yeah,
301
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,960
and it's got six or maybe seven
fire-shooting eyeballs.
302
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Maybe 11. I don't know,
maybe 100 all round his head!
303
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,800
Wait until I get Dulboot.
304
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,960
He'll stamp you out like
the hairy gooseberry you are.
305
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960
Oh, yeah, whatever.
306
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:12,960
If you love your giant so much,
why don't you marry him?
307
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,000
L-Love?
308
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,960
Uh, uh... I-I don't...
309
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960
I mean, I-I...
310
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,960
SINGS MOCKINGLY: Oh, you love
a giant! You wanna marry him!
311
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,960
No.
312
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,960
I... like him.
313
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,960
Yeah, sure.
He tries to be helpful,
314
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,960
and he doesn't smell
that bad, I suppose.
315
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,960
Besides, I'm an independent witch.
316
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,960
GIGGLES
I need to find him.
317
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,960
He'll be lost without me, a-and...
318
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:40,960
I without him.
319
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
LAUGHS
Oh, I gotta stop.
320
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Oh, it hurts.
Oh! Ugh! Ugh...
321
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,960
THUNDER RUMBLES
DISTANTLY
322
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
GLOOMY MUSIC
323
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,640
# There's a nothingness inside of me
324
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,960
# It's empty, and it's bare
325
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,320
# A horridable affliction
326
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,960
# A deep and dreadful fear
327
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,640
# What is this odd feeling
Deep inside my soul?
328
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,320
# Is it gastroenteritis
329
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,960
# Or a big Dulboot-sized hole?
330
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,960
# There's something deep inside
Of me
331
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,960
# It's fuzzy, and it's warm
332
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:18,960
# A wonderful, full feeling
That isn't quite the norm
333
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,960
# What's this strange sensation
That's down inside my belly?
334
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,960
# A chronic form of happiness
335
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,960
# Or lack of a Badjelly?
336
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,160
MUSIC SOARS
337
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,960
# How do I become the witch
I know I need to be?
338
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,960
# Am I a big old giant boy
The world will want to see?
339
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,960
# Without a giant sidekick
# I sing upon to thee
340
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,960
# Maybe I'm just stuck with you
341
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,000
# And you are stuck with me. #
342
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,960
SMACK
343
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,160
Pheurgh!
344
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,960
This hill smells like...
345
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,480
Dul...
346
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,960
CURIOUS MUSIC
347
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,960
..boot?
348
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Ah, um... Badjelly.
CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY
349
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Uh, this... Uh, th-th...
350
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,960
this is Bunny, uh,
351
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,960
my... my... my friend.
352
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Hello. Dulboot's my best friend.
353
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,960
Huh?
354
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,960
GRUNTS ANGRILY
355
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,960
GROWLS
356
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,320
DARK,
OMINOUS MUSIC
357
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,960
BADJELLY GRUNTS,
PANTS
358
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
Agh!
359
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,480
SHRIEKS FURIOUSLY,
ZAP
360
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,960
SOMBRE MUSIC
361
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,960
PANTS
Phew.
362
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:32,960
GRUNTS
363
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,960
CACKLES
364
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:36,960
CRACK
365
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Still got it.
366
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,800
SOMBRE MUSIC
367
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,160
BADJELLY CACKLES
368
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,960
You don't need friends.
369
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,960
You've got me!
370
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,960
Everyone should tremble in fear
at your presence.
371
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,960
At our presence. These pathetic
animals aren't our friends,
372
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960
they're our lunch at best.
373
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,960
Speaking of which -
374
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,640
as a witch speaking -
375
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,160
where's that picnic?
376
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,800
Oh, you really thought
377
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,960
that flea-ridden rabbit
would be your friend?
378
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,640
You expected to be hanging out
with their bunny buddies,
379
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,160
slurping carrot juice,
scoffing carrot cake?
380
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,960
Oh, what else? Um...
381
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,960
carrot brulee?
LAUGHS
382
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,960
SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES
383
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,960
You're fooling yourself.
384
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,960
The moment they glimpse
your frightful, eye-filled face,
385
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,960
they'll hop away in terror!
386
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960
I suppose you're right.
387
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,960
Of course I'm right!
388
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,960
Now take me home, giant.
389
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
We'll just have a quick detour
through some dilapidated farm
390
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,480
to squash an impudent goat.
391
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,960
Maybe we'll see another rabbit -
make you a pair!
392
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,960
CACKLES
393
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,960
A pair!
CONTINUES LAUGHING
394
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,960
DARK,
MOODY MUSIC
395
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,800
YAWNS
396
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,320
SPINE CRACKS
Oh, dark already.
397
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,000
Did you get lost, giant?
398
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,960
I'll check my messages.
Spam. Spam. Spam. Eggs.
399
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,800
Sausages. Spam. Ooh...
400
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,000
Wait a second. What's this?
401
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,960
Ohhh.
402
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
CHUCKLES
That's right.
403
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,960
I'd forgotten about that lot.
404
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,960
It's funny how you get
so obsessed by something or other
405
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:29,960
and then forget it all over
a cocky goat and sappy rabbit.
406
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,480
Hm.
Well,
407
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,960
as terrible as the day started -
408
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,960
with hollow-headed giants
and tight-lipped cows...
409
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,960
I have to say,
410
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,960
stretching my legs
and reminiscing on past destruction
411
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,960
has really put the vinegar
back in my vigour!
412
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,960
I feel 180 again!
413
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
Woo-hoo!
CHUCKLES
414
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,960
SOFT,
SAD MUSIC
415
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,000
Dulboot!
416
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,320
The boy and the girl look like
they're absolutely, positively,
417
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,960
fantastically wrecked!
418
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,960
The girl's lost all hope.
Pathetic.
419
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,960
She'll climb into my pot willingly
420
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,960
just to stop feeling so sad.
421
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,960
Boo-hoo!
422
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,960
LAUGHS
423
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,960
And the boy?
Well, he's out cold.
424
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,960
We'll drop him into the boil
without a struggle - plop!
425
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,960
He's never going to wake up!
426
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,480
GASPS
Rose!
427
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,960
Oh, Tim!
428
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,960
WARM,
UPLIFTING MUSIC
429
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Worked like a charm, Vera.
430
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,960
OK, Rose, you can stop now.
431
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,960
I'm fine.
432
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,000
ROSE STRAINS
433
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,960
GENTLE STRING MUSIC
434
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,960
DING
435
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,000
Huh. That mountain winked.
436
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,960
OK. You might need
to rest a little longer.
437
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,960
DARK,
DRAMATIC MUSIC
438
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,960
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