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CACKLING ECHOES
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THUNDER RUMBLES
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I can't believe we're lost.
We're up pretty high.
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Maybe we can see
the path back home from here.
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I can't see anything.
D-Do you think the monster's gone?
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Yeah. You know what?
I think we might be safe.
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Whoa!
THEY SCREAM
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Argh! We're not safe!
We're not safe!
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Not at all!
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Ah! Watch out!
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Hold on tight, Tim!
Whoa!
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Argh! Oof.
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Yeah! Oh, man.
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That was crazy!
LAUGHS
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You thought that was fun?
Oh, it was terrifying.
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That's why it was fun!
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You're so weird.
TIM HUMS
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Not as weird as that.
Tim, stop wandering off.
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FROGS CROAK
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This is awesome.
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Yeah. At least this part
of the forest looks less... scary.
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But maybe
that's what's scary about it.
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Oooooh!
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Whoa, a tiny door!
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Oh! What do you think's inside?
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Just leave it alone, Tim.
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There's probably
a filthy rat in there.
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Oh, whoa. Do you promise?
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I'm gonna do it.
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CLATTERING
MUFFLED: Oh! Hold on!
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At this time of the night.
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If you've come for my trousers,
you're in for a rude awakening!
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TIM GASPS
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Right. So, what are you selling?
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Better not be sausage hats,
because I'm very happy
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with the one I've got,
thank you very much.
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CREATURE BARKS
Easy, boy.
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I'm about to get rid of them.
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Aww! He's so cute.
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Yes. Yes, he is.
He's a very good boy.
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Aren't you? Who's a very good boy?
CREATURE YAPS
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BINKLEBONK SIGHS
My name is Binklebonk.
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And this is Silly Sausage.
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Binklebonk and Silly Sausage.
Got it.
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Er, quick question - is this real?
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I don't follow.
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This. All of this. Am I dreaming?
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GASPS
Or am I dead?!
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If you're dead,
then that means that I'm dead.
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I don't wanna be dead!
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Would you two stop saying
the D-E-A-D word so loud?
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If you're not careful,
the Bellowing Beast of the Backwoods
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will bite your bare bottoms.
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TIM GIGGLES
But we've got shorts on.
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For now.
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But if the trouser robbers
around here have their way,
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your bulbous bums
will be on full display
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before you know it.
TIM GASPS
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DISTANT VOICE: Nobody's stealing
your stupid trousers!
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Oh, that's what
a trouser robber would say!
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Get over yourself!
You get over my trousers, you thief!
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Erm, excuse me.
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We actually heard
the bellowing beast.
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That's how we ended up here.
He was chasing us.
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FOOTSTEPS PATTER
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He doesn't usually leave
the Backwoods.
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Where were we?
We came from that way.
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The Sidewoods.
And this is the Forwoods.
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TIM GIGGLES
Look at me.
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I'm walking backwards
in the Forwoods.
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W-What are you doing?
I don't get it.
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THUNDEROUS ROAR
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Oh, dear!
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You'd best come inside,
where it's safe.
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Come on.
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I don't think we'll fit.
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Have you tried?
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The door is kinda tiny.
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Oh, I'm sorry
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I don't live in one of those
big-doored mansions, Your Majesty!
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All right, stand back.
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Tree, tree, one, two, three,
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please grow very big for me!
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RUMBLING
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Whoa! He's tiny and magic!
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OK, in you come.
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It's still quite small.
You can crouch, can't you?
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Ugh!
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I always forget how inconvenient
the grow spell can be for me.
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Thanks.
So, how come you live in a tree?
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Where else would a tree goblin live?
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Goblin? Rose! He's a goblin!
I told you they exist.
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I used to be a mountain goblin.
But that was a very long time ago.
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Well, thank you very much
for having us,
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but, erm, we can't stay long.
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Well, unless you want to be
torn asunder by the beast -
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or, worse,
have your trousers stolen -
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it's probably best you shelter here
until morning, I'm afraid.
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THUNDEROUS ROAR
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SILLY SAUSAGE
WHIMPERS
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OK, well, I suppose we'll head off
in the morning, then.
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But we don't even know
which way to go.
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Well, I'm wonderful with directions.
Which way are you heading?
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We don't know.
Hmm. "Weeduhno".
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That could be near Knotreally Shore.
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So, our pet cow, Lucy, is lost.
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She wandered off,
and we're trying to find her.
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She didn't wander off.
She was taken!
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Taken? By who? A cow?
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Sorry. I said that
in a really weird order.
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Taken by a giant hand.
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It just came out of the forest
and grabbed her. Giant hand?
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BINKLEBONK GASPS
Oh, no!
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Oh, no, no, no!
Are those good "oh, no, no"s?
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Oh, no. Those "oh, no"s
are bad "oh, no, no"s!
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Oh, no, no.
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The only giant
around these parts is...
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GASPS
..Dulboot!
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And he's... friendly?
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He's awful!
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And he works for
the most horridible witch around...
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..Badjelly!
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Right. So, beasts, goblins,
giants, witches...
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Talking mountains.
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Why are we listing
perfectly normal things?
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Where do we find this witch?
Oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry -
that is far too risky.
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Best thing I can do is pack you
something to eat and send you home.
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Oh, it's OK.
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We'll head out in the morning,
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and you can get your house
back to normal.
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Come on, Tim.
You really need to get some rest.
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I'm just worried.
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What if something bad happened
to Lucy?
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Remember when Fluffybum went missing
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and it turned out
Dad had accidentally posted her
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to Grandma's house instead
of the teapot cover we made her?
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HE LAUGHS
Yeah.
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That cat sleeps through anything.
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We got her back.
And we'll get Lucy back, I promise.
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THUNDEROUS ROAR
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Hey, shall I go check
if Binklebonk - such a weird name -
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has some hot cocoa
to help you sleep?
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Yes, please.
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It's OK, Sausie.
I'll stay up while you sleep.
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I'm not losing you as well.
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BADJELLY: Stinkypoo, stinkypoo!
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Knickers, knickers, knickers!
Still no luck, eh?
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All I want
is to turn this stupid cow
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into some stupid kids
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so I can eat
some stupid boy-girl soup
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and restore my powers!
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And all I'm doing is changing
its stupid hat!
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Well, I could do with a new hat.
You know, if there's...
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I'm just saying,
if you've got some going... Shut up!
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CRACKLING
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Oh! I've accidentally made
another one!
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Ooh, is it one of
the cute brick ones?
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Oh, I like them.
Yes!
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Please can we keep it?
Sure.
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Ooh! Win for Dulboot. Get in!
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Oh!
I used to be so good at evil spells.
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I need those children, Dulboot.
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I need them boiling in a pot.
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I need their screams to fill the air
as my powers restore!
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Oh, and I need some bread.
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Soup's nothing
without a little bread on the side.
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CACKLES
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A little bread!
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SIGHS HAPPILY
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Mmm. Mmm. This toast is so crunchy.
What kind is it?
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Tree bark.
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Huh?! I'll just stick
with this hot cocoa.
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Sure, you can call it
what you like,
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but it's tree-bark tea.
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Right. Well, I've packed you
both some food for the road.
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It's time to get you two back home.
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Actually, we're not going back home.
You're not?
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No, siree. We're going to sort out
your Bellowing Beast problem.
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You can't let fear
keep you up at night.
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Oh. You saw.
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You were kind enough
to give us shelter.
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Fixing your problem
is the least we can do.
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Then... Oh...
Then I'm coming with you!
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Mainly because
you've eaten all my jam
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and I need to pick up some more.
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And also because of
the whole fear thing.
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Great!
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We're gonna need something
to protect ourselves with.
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What's with the mushrooms?
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Well, I'm not having you two
poking an eye out.
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Not on my watch.
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but... let's go find a beast. Huh!
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Oh. One moment.
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You've got to stay here, OK?
SILLY SAUSAGE WHINES
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Be brave. You're the grasshopper
of the house now.
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Oh, and don't touch my drums.
SILLY SAUSAGE WHINES
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All right.
Let's shrink this baby back down.
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Tree, tree, one, two, three!
Reverse.
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Yeah, the opposite spell's not
as catchy, but, erm... works well.
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And this is why
I always wear my boots.
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This part of the forest
has been affected more than most.
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What do you mean?
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This is all Badjelly's doing.
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It's rained in the Backwoods
for years.
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LOW GROWLING
It's a dreary place.
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But it is great
for black-market jam.
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Password?
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Uppercase B, small A, small L...
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No, just... just say the word.
Oh, right. Balsamic.
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HE SIGHS HEAVILY
What are you after?
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I'd really like some plum, feijoa,
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or anything
with a touch of elderberry.
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Ooh. Stay right there.
MUTTERS: OK, OK.
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Elderberry and apple,
with just a squeeze of feijoa.
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Oh, yes. That will do nicely.
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And there we are -
that's 100% pure solid... coin. Ah.
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Ah. Very nice.
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Right. We'd better move fast,
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before he realises that coin
is actually just pure silver.
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THEY GIGGLE
Quickly, now. Quickly!
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HE GRUNTS
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DISTANT SQUAWKING
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Muffin?
And the muffin is made from...?
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Oh, this'll actually interest you.
This is tree...
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Tree bark?
No, no, it's tree bark.
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Oh, you guessed correctly.
Yeah. I think I'm OK for now.
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Ooh! I'll have one.
I'll eat anything if I'm hungry.
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Mmm.
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Mmm! Are you sure
we're going the right way?
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THUNDEROUS ROAR
Oh!
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Yeah.
Yeah, I think we're pretty close.
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Why would Badjelly do this?
What's the point?
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Because she can, I guess.
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She's powerful and evil.
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Everyone around here
has either lost something...
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or someone... because of her.
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You've lost someone, haven't you?
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Not just someone. Everyone.
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Badjelly turned my whole family
into acorns.
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Gramps used to have glasses,
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but, well, I've lost
most of their accessories.
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I like to keep them close
so I don't lose them again.
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She's going to hurt Lucy, isn't she?
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THUNDEROUS ROAR
Ah!
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Let's find this beast.
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00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,960
Ooh! Oh! Oh, sorry!
248
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Ugh. I just got
a bit of cramp in my thigh.
249
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,960
I must have sat funny for too long.
Don't you hate that?
250
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,960
Oh... Onward!
251
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,960
THUNDEROUS ROAR
252
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Uh, I think it's in there.
253
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,960
Or is it?
254
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:23,960
I mean, now that I think about it,
it could be way back that way.
255
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,960
You know, sound does bounce around.
256
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
Actually, we could just
go back to my place.
257
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,960
I mean, I've got the jam.
258
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,960
And there's plenty of tree bark
to go with it.
259
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,960
Notch it up as a win. Ha-ha!
260
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,960
Yeah, there's only one way
out of that cave.
261
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,960
I reckon we could set a trap.
Yes!
262
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,960
Erm, there - those huge boulders.
263
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,960
If we lure the beast
to the mouth of the cave,
264
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,960
we could bring them down
and crush it.
265
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,320
Nice. How do we get it to come out?
266
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,960
Well... I'll do it.
I'll go in the cave.
267
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,960
No, Rose.
I can't let you do that.
268
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,960
Tim should go.
269
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,960
Huh?
Come on, stop mucking about.
270
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,960
In you go, Tim.
271
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Oh!
272
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,960
EXHALES SHARPLY
Keep it together, Rose.
273
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,480
CREAKING
274
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,960
STRAINS,
GRUNTS
275
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,960
The moment Rose runs out,
we dislodge the boulders. Got it.
276
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,960
Oh, question - do I still push
if Rose is in the beast's mouth?
277
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Don't say that.
278
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,960
Maybe I shouldn't have let her
go alone.
279
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,960
Well, it was rather cowardly, yes.
280
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:12,960
GASPS
No!
281
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,320
Hm.
282
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
THUNDEROUS ROAR
283
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,800
ROSE SCREAMS
284
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,800
Oh, no, Rose!
We have to go save her!
285
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,960
I can't see anything.
Rose! Where are you?
286
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960
If it's too late
and you're in the beast's mouth,
287
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,480
just be honest with us!
288
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,960
Give us a muffled scream,
289
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,960
and we'll turn around
and head back home!
290
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,960
Oi! No, we won't.
291
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,960
ROARS
292
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,960
Oh!
293
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,000
GRUNTS
294
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,960
BEAST GRUNTS
295
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,960
I hope you're going to pick that up.
296
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,960
WHIMPERS
Tim, it's OK. Stop.
297
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,960
What?
298
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,800
Oh! She's fallen in love
with the beast.
299
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,960
Er, no, I haven't.
300
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,960
You could've fooled me,
with all this mood lighting.
301
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,640
Look at him. He's in pain.
He needs help.
302
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,640
BEAST WHIMPERS
Hey.
303
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,960
My joints don't quite move
like they used to.
304
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,960
JOINTS SQUEAK
It's rather painful.
305
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,960
That explains all the terrifying
noises everyone's been hearing.
306
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,480
Oh. I didn't realise
how much my voice travelled.
307
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,960
Wow. Great acoustics in here.
308
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,960
HIGH-PITCHED: # Ooh! #
# Ooh! #
309
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,960
# Ooh! #
# Ooh! #
310
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,960
# Whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh! #
He's not wrong.
311
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960
Erm, how long have you been in here?
312
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Two, three... maybe seven years.
313
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,960
Seven years?!
Yeah. But it's felt much longer.
314
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:11,000
So, who made you?
Was it one of those cobbler elves?
315
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,960
I don't trust
those shoe-loving weirdos.
316
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,960
Uh, it was a while ago now.
But she was very witch-like.
317
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,960
Uh, Jan Belly, maybe?
318
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960
Badjelly?
Yeah, that's her! Awful woman.
319
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,000
She created me to terrorise
the Backwoods, but I refused,
320
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,960
so instead,
she cursed it to rain forever.
321
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,960
Pretty quickly, my joints
started to rust and seize,
322
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960
so I came in here for shelter.
323
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,960
I haven't been able
to move much since.
324
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,480
SIGHS
325
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,800
Sounds like I terrorised
the Backwoods anyway.
326
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,960
Hmm. There must be
some way to help you.
327
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,960
Hmm. I agree.
328
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,000
I sense a bit of problem-solving
coming on.
329
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960
So I'm going to just
leave you to it.
330
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960
I'll go and have a sit-down,
have a snack.
331
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,960
RUMBLING,
CREAKING
332
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,960
LAUGHS
333
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,960
Do you think if we loosened
your bolts, it would help?
334
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,960
Yeah! Maybe.
335
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,160
SHE GRUNTS
Have you tried yoga?
336
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960
Maybe try yoga.
337
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,960
STRAINS,
GRUNTS
338
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,960
Hmm. Couldn't hurt.
339
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,960
Dad does it all the time. Sort of.
340
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,960
OK, let's try an upward-facing dog.
341
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Just lift your chin
to the ceiling a bit
342
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,960
and push your hips to the ground.
343
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,960
Yeah, just like what Tim's doing.
344
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,960
JOINTS SQUEAK
345
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,960
Oh. What?! He's used butter
in his jam recipe?
346
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,640
Ugh! So greasy!
I think I got scammed.
347
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,960
Remember when Mum would use grease
348
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,160
to get my head out of
whatever it got stuck in?
349
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,960
Every week. Binklebonk, the jam!
350
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,960
Yeah, as I was saying,
it's very greasy.
351
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,000
I would be... Oh!
Thanks.
352
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960
Well? How do you feel?
353
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,640
BEAST GRUNTS,
CHUCKLES
354
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,960
JOINTS SQUEAK,
GRUNTS
355
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,960
EYEBROWS CLICK
Oh! Oh!
356
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,800
Ha-ha! I feel great!
357
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,960
ROARS
358
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,960
Look! I'm doing yoga!
359
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:22,960
Wait. That's yoga?
What have I been doing?
360
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,960
Now you can leave!
You can be free.
361
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,960
I... I can. I can!
362
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,960
But I wouldn't know where to go.
363
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,960
You should come with us.
You should.
364
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,960
We're going to rescue
Tim and Rose's cow from Badjelly.
365
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,960
Oh. We are?
We are.
366
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,960
And we could really use
a strong lion to help.
367
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,960
CHUCKLES
It's the least I could do.
368
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960
Also, what's a cow?
369
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Well, it's kind of like
a less scary, less hairy lion...
370
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,960
that doesn't eat people.
371
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,960
GASPS
I'm supposed to eat people?!
372
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,000
No! Don't listen to me.
Please, please don't listen to him.
373
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,960
I mean, I just invited a lion along.
A lion!
374
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Come on. Let's get you out of here.
375
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,960
We actually had a trap set up.
It was pretty elaborate.
376
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Ooh. What was it?
377
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,960
Oh, we were going to squash you
with a giant boulder.
378
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,800
HUSHED: Guys!
Yeah, the boulder was pretty huge.
379
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,960
RUMBLING
380
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,960
Like that one.
What?! No! We're trapped!
381
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
But we need to get to Lucy!
382
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,160
TIM STRAINS,
GRUNTS
383
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,960
Excuse me. Coming through.
Coming through.
384
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Allow me to help.
STEAM HISSES
385
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,800
RUMBLING
386
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,480
FYI, 19,000 psi.
387
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480
TIM GASPS
Wow!
388
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,960
Now let's get you to your... cow?
389
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,160
And maybe grab some more jam
on the way.
390
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,960
I've got another coin to spend.
391
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,960
Let me guess, solid gold?
392
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,640
Shh. He'll never know.
GIGGLES
393
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,960
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