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Well, John, it's great, our first holiday for I don't know how long.

Don't we deserve it?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, well, it's enough, you know, it's fair enough, all those lovely

birds and that, but we just need a complete break.

And, you know, this lovely place, as you said, like Mallorca, you made a good

choice there, Mallorca, you know, so we've got all the dosh.

I'm sick and tired of all these girls, and nice to be on our own.

No women around. I mean, we've been fucking screwing all these women out for

years.

You know, sick of it, really.

And at last, luxury.

Look, lovely fine weather, swimming pool of our own here, just complete

relaxation, the lovely surroundings.

I just don't want any more. I just want a break.

Lovely.

Lovely.

Yeah.

Oh Hugh, it's a bit disappointing all of it's clouded over.

Yeah, you're right, it is a bit colder down, the wind's blowing up a bit. Do

reckon?

Yeah, well it's a bit too quiet for my liking.

Yeah, but we're on holiday at the moment, aren't we?

Yeah, holiday's all right, but it'd be nice to liven it up a bit, wouldn't it?

What do you mean? A little chick sitting on my cot?

You've read my mind.

I've got the same idea.

Do you think they've got an escort service in the order?

Might be.

They've probably got some gorgeous chicks.

Nice ones we could have.

Come on, let's go now, we've got time coming on the internet. Yeah, sure, come

on.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

And we're looking, me and my mate, looking for two very large ladies that

got on there.

But they really, it isn't fake, this picture, is it? They have got really big

boobs, haven't they? A big ass, that's what we want.

My mate said, big, big, so we can roll it around. A nice big belly on it. We

don't want anything cheap. As long as they're not too expensive, we're not

to go over the top.

We've got a bit of economy to follow. Can you do that?

Yeah. Thanks very much. Bye now.

Shouldn't be long now.

Hey! What gonna be?

Are we going to fuck or what?

We haven't got all day.

thank you

So long.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

What happened?

Oh.

um um

Thank you.

Amen.

Okay, yeah.

um

Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm coming.

Last bit.

There.

You did wonders, baby.

Coming to that was amazing.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

We deserve it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

that means we have non -stop.

Well, no holiday at all, have we?

No, no. And the joke is lovely here, isn't it? Oh, yeah. This is just right.

know, the pool game is just...

It's all gold it is, isn't it, anyway?

It's about money. We've got nothing to do with it. We burnt it, John. Right,

this fucking chicken's cussing. Henry's cussing all the time.

It's blown away, isn't it?