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[sighing]
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Lowell, are you
Ever gonna move?
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Me? I thought
It was your turn.
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Do you mean to tell me
That we've been sitting here
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Staring at this chessboard
For half an hour
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And you didn't even know
It was your turn?
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It appears so.
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Well, move,
You dunderhead.
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My pleasure, roy.
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[sighing]
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Checkmate.
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Wait a minute.
Maybe it was my turn.
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[seagulls cawing]
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Here's your tea, fay.
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Oh, thanks, helen.
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[chuckling]
You seem perky today.
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Oh, I'm exhilarated.
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We had our dress rehearsal
Last night
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For the senior center
Production of west side story.
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You're doing
West side story?
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Uh-huh.
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The sharks and the jets.
I'm the leader of the jets.
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We were up
Till all hours rumbling.
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[chuckling]
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Fay, I'm impressed.
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Well, I must say,
It's given me a whole new
Understanding of youth gangs.
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You should never judge a boy
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Until you've danced a mile
In his slippers.
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I don't suppose we could
See a little preview here,
Could we?
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Uh, why not?
I'm a trouper.
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[chuckling]
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Ok, this is
The big confrontation
Between the 2 gangs.
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All right.
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When do you
Start dancing?
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That is the dance.
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I mean,
I-it's a seniors' group,
For pity's sake.
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Well, the leader
Of the sharks is
In a walker.
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(helen)
Hey, guys.
What are you watching?
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Uh, golf from
Palm springs.
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You know, lowell,
I--I never figured you
To be a golf buff.
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Well, I'm not.
I just watch it
For the fashions.
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Oh, dear lord.
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That salmon is not
A good color on trevino.
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Wait a minute,
That's president ford
Teeing off, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Wonder if old jerry
Has kept his game up
After all these years.
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[golf club swishing]
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Yep.
Oh!
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Sliced his drive right
Into the spectators!
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Whoa!
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He hit somebody.
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I hope that lady's all right.
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Yeah, she's--
She's fine.
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She's groggy,
But she's sittin' up.
She--
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(man on t.V.)
Marshals are running
To her aid.
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Oh, my god.
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(helen)
What?
Here's a better look.
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She still seems
To be conscious
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My god, helen, that's--
That woman looks like--
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Helen, I think
That's my mother.
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It's been a long time, brian,
But I think you're right.
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What is
Your mother doing
In palm springs?
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I mean, besides
Stumbling around
The 18th fairway.
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Uh, I don't--
How should I know?
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It's been nearly 20 years
Since I've seen her.
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I--I--I gotta
Get joe.
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What's goin' on?
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President ford just hit
Brian's mom in the head.
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Well, ask a stupid question,
You get a stupid answer.
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Come on,
You gotta see this.
What is it?
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Did roy sit in
Something again?
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No. Even better than that.
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Guess who we just saw
On television.
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I'll give you a hint,
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Someone you haven't seen
In many years.
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No, lowell, lowell,
Let me handle this.
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Ok, just one more hint.
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He used to be president.
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I just saw
Mom on television.
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So?
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So? So? We finally know
Where she is, man.
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She's in palm springs.
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Good. Maybe she'll get a tan.
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Wait a second. Wait.
What--what--what's-- what's
The matter with you?
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Aren't you even interested
To know where she's been
All these years?
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Why should I be?
That woman walked out
On us 18 years ago.
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As far as I'm concerned,
She can just keep walking.
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Big lug,
Just can't hold a grudge.
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Oh, fay.
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Boy, I gotta tell you,
I really enjoyed
The performance
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Of west side story
Last night.
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Oh, thanks, lowell,
I'm glad you could make it.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Say, who was that fellow
Playing chino?
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That's sidney margolin,
He's 80 years old.
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Quite a little hoofer,
Isn't he?
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Boy, I'll say.
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I didn't know they made
Orthopedic tap shoes.
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Uh, those weren't taps
You heard.
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Those were his knees cracking.
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Roy, roy, uh, what time is
Your 4:45 expected in?
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4:45.
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It's one of the funny
Little ways
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We do things here
At aeromass.
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Why?
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Uh, my mother is
On that flight.
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What?
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Yeah, that's right.
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I tracked her down,
And now she's comin' here.
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Well, did you tell joe?
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Yeah.
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And how did he take it?
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Ok, ok, I didn't tell joe.
I lied. All right?
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You happy?
You happy?
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Announcing the arrival
Of flight 22 from la guardia.
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Aeromass,
The preferred airline
Of vacationers,
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Business executives,
And our competitor's mommies.
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Well, this--this is--
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This is totally weird,
I gotta tell you.
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Look, what--
What if she's disappointed
In how I turned out?
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Oh, brian, of course
She'll be disappointed.
No, no, what if--
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Well, we all are.
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But she's your mom.
She'll love you anyway.
Here she comes.
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Brian?
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Mom?
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[sighing]
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Mom.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh, look at you.
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You're all grown up.
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Oh, you have
Your father's eyes.
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Oh, really? No wonder
He didn't like to drive
At night.
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[chuckling]
That's my brian.
Yeah.
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Oh, I missed you, mom.
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Me, too.
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I've dreamt of this moment
For 18 years.
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Wow. Really?
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Helen?
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Is that helen chapel?
(brian)
Uh-huh.
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Hi, miss hackett.
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Is it really you?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Well, you were always
A cute little girl
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But now
You're positively glamorous.
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Mom!
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Well, where's joe?
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Uh, helen,
Could you get us
Some coffee, please?
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Uh, come, uh...
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I guess I really
Should've told you this
On the phone,
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But, uh,
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[sighing]
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Joe's been
Pretty upset
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That you never
Got in touch with us
All these years.
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Well, I can't blame him
For that.
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[people chattering]
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Well, why didn't you?
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00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:07,270
I mean, why didn't you
At least call us up
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And tell us
That you were ok?
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Well, I wasn't sure
You wanted to hear from me
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After leaving you
The way I did.
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That was
Such a long time ago.
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Well, there's
Something else,
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Something
I'm not very proud of
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That I didn't want you
To know.
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What is it, mom?
What have you been doin'
All these years?
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I've been working
In a laundry.
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Oh, for pete's sake.
Oh, miss hackett...
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Oh, come on, you thought that
We would be ashamed of you
For working in a laundry?
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Oh, ma,
You must really think
We're snobs.
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Hey, joe,
Can you come out here?
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Where was your laundry,
Miss hackett?
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In the california
State penitentiary.
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No rush!
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You did time?
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Up the river?
In the big house?
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In the gray bar hotel?
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I know you must be ashamed.
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00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:04,260
Are you kidding?
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00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:07,000
This is the greatest thing
That's ever happened.
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Hey, everybody!
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Guess whose mom was
In the slammer?
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Huh?
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Miss hackett,
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Do you really mean
What you said?
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Yes, I did.
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You really think
I look glamorous?
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Oh! Yes.
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Well, I guess
I need no introduction.
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Should I know you?
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Lowell.
It says so right here.
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You're the mather boy.
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Aren't you the one
Who got trapped under the ice
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At the winter carnival?
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For 5 hours.
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There was an article
About me in time magazine.
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Well, it's nice
To see the color
Back in your cheeks.
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Thanks.
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Oh, uh, ma,
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What'd they bust you for,
Huh?
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Well, I was working
As an accountant
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At a large bank
In sacramento
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And I sort of
Embezzled $850,000.
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00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,590
$800--
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00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,520
Oh! What I'd give
To go back to 5th grade
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00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,530
And show you off
On career day, boy!
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00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:15,060
So, uh, how long are you
Gonna stick around?
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00:10:15,060 --> 00:10:16,830
Not long, baby.
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00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:19,840
I gotta report back
To my parole officer
By tomorrow night.
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00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,170
So, where did you say
Joe was?
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00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:24,470
Well, joe--
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00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:28,480
Well, ma, jo-joe and I don't
Exactly have the same attitude
About things.
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00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,650
You never did.
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00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,150
You were always
A free spirit, brian.
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00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:34,150
And joe...
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00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,090
And I say this
With a mother's love,
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00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,420
Joe was tight-assed
Even in the womb.
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00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:44,690
Well, I--I--I really don't
Know how joe's gonna take
This prison thing.
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00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:46,200
Well, it's such
A short visit,
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00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,700
And I'd like it
To be a nice one.
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00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,700
Maybe we shouldn't
Tell him.
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[stammering]
I think that's
A good idea, actually.
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00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,370
I mean, come on.
Joe! Joe, uh,
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There's, uh,
Somebody out here
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00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,380
Who wants to see you.
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00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,390
Hello, sweetheart.
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00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,660
Hello.
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00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:21,130
It's great to see you.
You look wonderful.
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00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,270
Thank you.
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00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,670
All the things
I wanted to say,
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But I just
Didn't know how.
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00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:33,110
Brian told me
How well you're doing,
Owning your own airline.
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00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,980
I'm so proud of you.
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00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,250
Oh, yeah,
It's going pretty good.
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00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,750
Uh, listen, brian,
I gotta get home.
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00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,250
I've got a lot of paperwork
I gotta go through.
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00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,750
Ok. Joe, joe, come on, man.
Don't-- don't do this, ok?
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00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:47,120
Now, look, the 3 of us
Can have dinner tonight,
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00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,560
Just--just like
Old times.
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00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,460
Well, maybe she can't
Stay for dinner.
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00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,430
Oh, I traveled all the way
Across the country
For one night.
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00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,930
I think I can fit it
Into my schedule,
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00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,930
If it's ok with you?
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Just as easy to cook
For 3 as it is for 2.
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00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:07,040
Excuse me, miss hackett,
I don't mean
To harp on this,
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00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,180
But when you said
That I looked glamorous,
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00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,180
Uh, was your point
Of reference
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00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,680
Palm springs
Or the state pen?
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00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,850
Helen, I have the feeling
250
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,360
That your dance card would
Be filled in either place.
251
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,790
[exclaiming]
252
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,140
This was
A wonderful meal, joe.
253
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,470
You make
A delicious meat loaf.
What do you put in it?
254
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:38,570
Meat.
255
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,850
Usually, great chefs
Don't like to give out
Their secrets.
256
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:47,780
Well, it--it really was good.
Do you have any more?
257
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:50,190
Sorry, I wasn't
Expecting company.
258
00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,360
All the way back
In the womb, huh?
259
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,730
Can I help you
With the dishes?
260
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,730
No thanks.
I can manage.
261
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:05,070
I had to learn.
262
00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,840
[water running]
263
00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:12,840
Joe, I'd really like
To talk to you.
264
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,340
[garbage disposal whirring]
265
00:13:16,850 --> 00:13:19,350
As I was saying,
I would really like
To talk to you about--
266
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:20,850
[garbage disposal whirring]
267
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,790
Can you give me
A break here?
268
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:27,790
Sure I can.
You're my mother.
269
00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:29,790
You took time out
Of your jet set life
In palm springs
270
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:31,790
Just to visit us.
It's the least I can do.
271
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,300
Jet set life?
272
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,800
Come on,
What's it matter?
273
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,300
I mean, let's--
Let's not dwell
On the past. I say--
274
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,230
Yeah, you look like you did
Pretty well for yourself
275
00:13:38,230 --> 00:13:40,070
Once you ditched us
For life in the fast lane.
276
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,000
Why can't we all
Be a family?
Life in the fast lane?
277
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,870
Would you like to know
Where I've really been, joe?
278
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,840
Hey, who wants to see me
Take out my own eyeball?
279
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,440
Now you gotta look quickly
Because, uh,
I've never done it before.
280
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,950
You know, I--I really
Don't give a damn
281
00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,350
What you and your fancy
West coast friends
Have been up to.
282
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,720
See, that's great.
He doesn't give a damn.
283
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,720
That's great.
It's settled.
284
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,220
Who wants to have
Some ice cream?
285
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,720
Well, I wanna tell you
Anyway. It's time you knew.
286
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,220
Come on,
Who wants chocolate?
287
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,360
Who wants cherry,
Who wants to see me
Eat a mouse?
288
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,860
I have been in prison, joe,
289
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,360
For 8 long years,
Doing laundry.
290
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,960
Which is a break
For us, joe,
291
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,970
Because I've had
A lot of static cling
In my shorts lately.
292
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,470
And you were in jail?
293
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:13,970
It's not enough
You abandon us,
294
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:15,800
You're a felon!
Did you know that?
295
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,610
Well, yeah,
A little embezzlement,
Nothing serious.
296
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,110
It's not like she sold
Rap music or anything.
297
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,680
That is it.
That is it!
298
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,180
I didn't wanna see you
In the first place
299
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,680
And now I really don't
Want you in my house.
300
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,650
Oh, hey. Hey, come on,
It's my house, too, ok?
301
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,150
And this is our mother,
For pete's sake.
302
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,590
And why are you
Acting this way?
Hey, wait a minute--
303
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:31,590
Why are you
Shutting her out?
304
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,820
Hey, she left you, too,
You know.
305
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,320
You--you're taking her back
Like nothing happened.
306
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,660
Don't you have
Any dignity, brian?
Uh, no.
307
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,660
Well, you'd better get some.
You're really pathetic.
Boys, boys, really. Really.
308
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,560
Who the hell are--
I don't want you
To fight.
309
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,930
[scoffing]
Oh, well, look.
310
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,430
Well, look who decided
To play mother.
311
00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:44,930
What're you--
What're you gonna do?
312
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,540
Send me to my room?
Ground me?
313
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,070
All right, stop it! Please!
Come on, I just want us
To be a family.
314
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,570
Yeah, yeah, good.
Great. Great. There.
315
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,570
There's your family.
There she is.
316
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,340
I'm not staying
Under the same roof
With her.
317
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,310
Where're you going?
Out.
318
00:14:58,710 --> 00:14:59,720
[door slams]
319
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,220
Oh, god.
320
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,220
So, now what?
321
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,720
Milk and cookies?
322
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,180
I knew you'd be here.
323
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,320
When you were little
324
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,320
The 2 things you loved most
Were airplanes and cleaning.
325
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,820
[chuckling]
So I sort of put
2 and 2 together.
326
00:15:45,430 --> 00:15:48,430
Oh, come on, joe.
We just can't go on
Like this.
327
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,270
You gotta say
Something sometime.
328
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:54,200
All right. How about this?
Why did you leave us?
329
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,070
Ooh!
330
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,470
You went right
To the lightning round,
Didn't you?
331
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,840
What? Oh, I'm sorry, what,
It's not superficial enough
For you?
332
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,350
Ok. Well, uh, let's see.
How about the weather?
333
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,850
Uh, it was raining
The day you left.
334
00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:08,350
It was sunny the day
I graduated from high school.
335
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,350
Um, it was partly cloudy
The day I took my first
Solo flight,
336
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,860
And it was a wet,
Miserable day
The day that dad died.
337
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,360
You want
Tomorrow's forecast?
338
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,730
It can't get any colder
Than tonight.
339
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,540
[sighs]
All right, joe,
340
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,040
You want to know
Why I left?
I'll tell you why.
341
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:36,050
Things weren't going well
Between your father and me,
But that was the least of it.
342
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,050
I was suffocating here.
343
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,410
I hated the cooking
344
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,580
And the cleaning
And the car pools
345
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,880
And the bridge clubs
346
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:46,890
And the p.T.A. Meetings
And the... And everything.
347
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,890
Joe, I was just not cut out
To be a mother.
348
00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:55,000
Yes, but you had 2 little boys
Who loved you and needed you.
349
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,430
Was that really
So unbearable?
350
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,770
Yes. God help me,
It was.
351
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,270
[stammering]
Well, how, uh,
How can you say that?
352
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,610
Joe, you were
Part of my life,
And I hated my life.
353
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:07,540
Yeah, well, I hated you!
How does that feel, mom?
354
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,380
You know
What you did to me?
355
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,850
Who do you think got
Your job when you left?
I was 12 years old.
356
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:14,850
You left me with a sink
Full of dirty dishes
And 2 kids to take care of,
357
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,550
Brian and dad.
I'm sorry.
358
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,590
You know, I have taken
Crap my whole life
359
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,490
For being too serious,
For being a worrier.
360
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,390
W-why do you think
That is, huh?
361
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:23,460
Why? Why?
362
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,890
Joe, I don't know
What to say.
363
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,860
You know, yo-your life
Wasn't perfect.
Fine.
364
00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,870
You could've
Gotten a divorce.
365
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,370
We could've moved,
You could've hired a maid,
366
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:33,870
Switched to paper plates,
I don't know.
367
00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,870
Something, anything,
But you didn't have
To leave us.
368
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,370
I did, joe,
And I'm really sorry.
369
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:40,840
Yeah, well,
"Sorry" does not cut it.
370
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,350
"Sorry" does not give me
Back my childhood.
371
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:54,090
Look, I think
We're all agreed here
372
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,090
Nobody's gonna nominate me
For mother of the year.
373
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:01,400
I know what I did
Hurt you and brian.
374
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,400
But I can't change
What happened.
375
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,400
The best I can do is try
And make a new start.
376
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:12,410
How about it, joe?
377
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,850
Well, goodbye, then.
378
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:28,360
I, uh, thought that you left
Because I broke your pitcher.
379
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,600
What?
380
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,570
You know
That, uh, antique pitcher
That grandma gave you?
381
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,000
How could you think that?
382
00:18:42,970 --> 00:18:44,810
I'd never seen you so mad.
383
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:47,240
Yeah, but about so many
Other things.
384
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,610
I didn't know that.
385
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,610
So I went to school
386
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:55,120
And, uh, I made you
Another pitcher
387
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,620
Out of clay
So you wouldn't be
Mad at me anymore.
388
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,120
Only when I got home,
You were gone.
389
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,090
[sobbing]
Oh, god.
390
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:12,170
Oh, joe,
You poor little guy.
391
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,170
Hey, that was
A long time ago.
392
00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:17,670
It's done. Long gone.
Forgotten.
393
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,680
So, you want it?
394
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,320
What?
395
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,320
You kept it
All those years?
396
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,290
Uh, you never know.
People come back.
397
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,230
Oh, joey.
398
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:46,240
It's the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.
399
00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:48,570
Yeah, isn't it?
400
00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:51,070
I really stank
At pottery.
401
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:52,240
Here.
402
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:55,740
Not on your life.
It's never leaving me.
403
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:03,090
What do you say?
One for old time's sake?
404
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,320
Sure.
405
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,660
It's too bad we didn't share
A drink back then.
406
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,060
I was 12 years old.
407
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:17,930
Well, brian seemed
To like it.
408
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,410
Well, just a little
In his milk sometimes
To help him sleep.
409
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:26,340
I told you,
I was a lousy mother.
410
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,920
I can't ask you
To forgive me, joe.
411
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,360
I can't even ask you
To understand.
412
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,260
I probably don't deserve
Anything from you,
413
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,260
But I'm gonna ask
For something anyhow.
414
00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,230
What's that?
415
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400
A hug.
416
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,880
[pitcher crunching]
417
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,650
Oh.
418
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,660
I could always make you
Another one.
419
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,660
[laughing]
Oh, please, don't.
420
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,240
You know, brian,
I'm really,
Really glad
421
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,240
You asked mom out
To visit us.
422
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,240
Yeah, well, I'm really glad
That you guys made up.
423
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,240
I mean,
It was really comforting
Having her over at the house.
424
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,750
She even made me
A glass of warm milk
Before I went to bed.
425
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:40,750
Really?
426
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,090
Oh, yeah.
Slept like a baby.
427
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,420
Well, that's
A mother's touch.
428
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,930
You know, joe,
I've been thinking
About your family.
429
00:21:49,930 --> 00:21:51,430
Your father went crazy.
430
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:54,930
Your mother abandoned you
As children and ended up
In prison.
431
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,930
Your brother stole
Your fiancee,
432
00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,430
Ran off with her
And got married.
433
00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:00,440
Then she dumped him
And ran off
With somebody else.
434
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,940
You know, if you just
Gouged your eyes out,
435
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:05,670
You'd have the perfect
Greek tragedy.
436
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,580
You really think
We're that different
From other families?
437
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,810
Ma! Ma, it's me,
Oedipus!
438
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,550
I withdraw the question.
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