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Hey, lowell,
Lowell, lowell,
Help me out here.
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I need a...
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A 6-letter word
For "Duck."
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[telephone ringing]
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[exhales]
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"Mallard."
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Great. Mallard.
M-a-l-l-a...
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No, no, no, no,
Mallard doesn't fit.
It's got 7 letters.
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Ah, sure it does, brian.
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The l's are real skinny
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So you can just
Squeeze 'em both
Into the same box.
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Just like that.
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Ok, so--so if I needed
A 5-letter word
For "Useless,"
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I could use "Lowell"
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And then take
The 2 last l's
And put 'em in one box.
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Now you're catchin' on.
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[seagulls cawing]
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Fay,
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I'm looking for a nice,
Romantic place
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To take a woman for a--
For a special dinner.
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Have any suggestions?
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Well, how about
Pontrelli's?
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Pontrelli's? Oh, fay,
That's a little pricey.
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I know: I'll just eat
Most of my steak,
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And then send it back.
Thanks.
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Uh--uh, roy, how did you
And your lady friend meet?
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Well, we haven't
Exactly met. We, uh...
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We answered each other's ads
In the back of a magazine.
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That's why
I'm a little nervous.
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Why?
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Well, I may have exaggerated
About myself a bit.
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I mean, that's the way
These things work.
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I just hope she's not gonna
Be as disappointed in me
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As I'm sure
I'm gonna be in her.
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How could
She be disappointed
In a romantic like you?
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After all,
You did pick valentine's day
For your first date.
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Today's valentine's day?
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Damn.
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That means I'm gonna
Have to get flowers, right?
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[exclaiming]
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Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I--I almost ran into you.
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Oh, I know.
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Look, uh, why don't
We back up and see if we can
Get it right this time?
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Hey, uh, can I help you
With those?
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No, thanks, they're light.
They're just my sample cases.
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Oh, sample...
You're in sales, huh?
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Well, whatever
You're selling,
I'm buying.
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What am I buying?
Lingerie.
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Well, being high-waisted,
I'm murder to fit
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But I'll take
A peek-a-boo teddy
In a 42 regular.
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[chuckling]
Look, I gotta get going.
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Oh, come on,
You're makin' me
Work awful hard here.
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How about it?
Would you like, uh,
Some lunch?
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I have sales appointments
For the rest of the day.
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Oh, wow.
That's too bad.
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[clicks tongue]
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Well, it was
Worth a shot. Thanks.
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Hey.
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Don't you people eat dinner
On this island?
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Yeah, I suppose we could.
We have the technology.
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Well, great. So, can you
Meet me back here at 8:00?
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Oh, I--I'm brian.
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Stephanie.
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Pretty sure it's brian,
But I'll double-check.
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I'll see you tonight.
Ok.
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[people chattering]
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[telephone ringing]
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Helen.
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(helen)
Yeah, joe?
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Happy valentine's day.
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Is this your idea
Of a joke?
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Uh, no,
It's my idea
Of chocolate.
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You know, some sweets
For my sweetie?
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How can you
Be so insensitive?
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Ok, wait, wait.
W-what are you talkin' about?
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I-it's valentine's day.
You're supposed to give people
Candy on valentine's day.
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You don't get it,
Do you, joe?
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No.
Oh, well,
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Then, I'm sorry.
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Forget about it.
You're not insensitive,
You're s-s-stupid!
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Stupid?
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Stu-stupid?
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I'm stupid?
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Good, joe.
You're learning
By repetition.
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Look, I don't know
What has gotten into you,
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But I don't
Have to take this.
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Oh, fine, joe.
Happy valentine's day.
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Yeah, same to you.
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Uh, helen, could I see you
In joe's office
For a minute, please?
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Fine.
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Hey, whose, uh,
Chocolates are these?
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Yours.
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Thanks!
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Don't thank me,
Thank joe.
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So, he didn't forget.
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Well, what is it, fay?
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Uh, may I see your hand?
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[slaps]
Ow!
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Believe me, that hurt me
More than it hurt you.
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I don't think so.
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Well, I do.
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I have
A touch of arthritis
In this hand.
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Now, helen,
Joe went out of his way
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[groans]
To get you
A nice present.
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How could you
Be so mean to him?
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You know
How sensitive he is.
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Oh, well,
If he's so sensitive,
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Why did he give me
Chocolates?
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Oh, what were you
Expecting, diamonds?
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Little gold digger.
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No, fay,
It's nothing like that.
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It's just that I have been
Fighting this weight problem
All of my life,
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And now that
I'm finally thin,
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My boyfriend wants
To make me so huge
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That no one'll
Be attracted to me
Ever again.
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Oh, right, you caught on
To his clever plan.
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Oh, I--I better call up
And cancel that truckload
Of mashed potatoes
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He's having delivered
To your house.
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Oh, helen,
You're making too big
A deal of this.
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Joe's heart was
In the right place.
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[sighs]
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Oh, fay, I guess
I really blew it.
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I'm just sort of new
At having a boyfriend
On valentine's day.
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I'm not really sure
How to act.
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Well, I'm--
I'm not sure either,
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But if I were you,
I'd try something else.
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Hey, brian,
Where's helen?
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She, uh,
She closed up the counter
And left for the day.
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Oh, boy,
She is ticked off at me
About somethin'.
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I--I don't know,
I gave her a nice big box
Of valentine candy,
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And she went nuts.
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Candy for someone
Who's been battling
A weight problem
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Ever since they started
On solid food...
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Nah, that couldn't be it.
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Oh, god,
I better go call her.
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Gee, d'you think?
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[people chattering]
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Excuse me,
I'm looking
For roy biggins.
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Uh, I--I--I'll, uh...
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I'll see if he's in.
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[clears throat]
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Fay, she double-crossed me.
She's gorgeous.
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She didn't lie
In her ad at all.
What am I gonna do?
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Now, roy,
Pull yourself together.
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You're a fine-looking man
Who carries himself
With style and class.
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Right.
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Now, tuck in your shirt,
Zip up your fly,
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And go and sweep that gal
Off her feet.
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[exclaiming]
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Hi, karen,
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I'm roy biggins.
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That--that was just
My idea of a...
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[chuckling]
Of a little joke.
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Well, you did say
You had a sense of humor.
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Yeah, but, I didn't say
It was a good one.
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[both laughing]
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You know, roy, you're...
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Not at all
What I pictured.
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Yeah, uh...
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Look, I'd understand
If, uh, you know,
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You wanna back out
Of this date right now.
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No hard feelings.
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What makes you think
I don't like what I see?
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Please tell me
There's no one
Standing behind me.
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Some guy in coveralls
With chocolate
All over his face.
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Roy.
Yeah?
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Roy, I came to nantucket
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To have
A valentine's day dinner
With a charming man
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Who wrote me
All those lovely letters.
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Well, in that case, madam,
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[chuckles]
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Your carriage awaits.
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Why, thank you, sir.
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You know,
I've never ridden
In a porsche before.
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Uh, yeah, uh, that. Uh...
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Uh, it's in the shop.
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Oh.
But they--they did
Give me a loaner.
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Wait till you see it,
A purple el camino.
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But what can
You do, huh?
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Well, I tried to call her,
But she wasn't home.
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Joe hackett?
Yeah.
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Happy valentine's day.
Oh, thanks.
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Oh, he's a cute one, joe.
I wish you both the best.
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"Sorry about this morning.
I'd like to make it up
To you.
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Meet me at our special place,
Tonight, 8:00.
Your stupid valentine."
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Oh, that's sweet.
I better get going
If I'm gonna make it.
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Hey, uh, where's
This special place?
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Indian point. You know--
You know, the place
Where the kids go
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And park and make out?
Make out, yeah.
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Yeah, that's where
We had our first kiss.
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[chuckles]
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Well, you ought to know,
You were hidin'
In the back seat.
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You would have gotten
A lot further
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If you weren't
So hung up on privacy.
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Signorina,
Are you ready to order?
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Oh, no, thank you,
I'm waiting
For my valentine.
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This is our special place.
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[speaking italian]
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Signorina, are you
All right?
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Oh, yes.
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It has been so long,
And still he does not show.
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You should not be alone.
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I'm not alone.
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Look around you.
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Due, due, due, due,
Due, due, due, due...
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Uno.
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My boyfriend will be here
Any minute.
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Of course, signorina.
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Whatever you say.
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00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,820
[bemoaning in italian]
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Roy, this looks lovely.
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00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,860
Yeah, I've never
Really eaten here,
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00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,360
But it sure smells good
Every time I drive by.
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Roy.
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Oh, hi, helen.
She's gorgeous!
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Yeah, I know.
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00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,870
And she seems to be
Enjoying my company.
Hmm.
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We're obviously dealing
With a very sick woman here.
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Roy, maybe she likes you.
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Oh, come off it, helen.
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I--I don't know
What's wrong
With her,
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But as god is my witness,
I'm sure gonna find out.
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[people chattering]
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Some prosciutto
E melone.
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Uh, no,
I didn't order this.
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Scusi, please,
M-my compliments,
Signorina.
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A little something
In your stomach
Helps to ease the pain
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Of your wretched
Loneliness.
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I am not in pain.
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Well, then...
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Well, my feet hurt
A little bit.
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So, uh, tell me
A little bit
About yourself.
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Well, I'm originally
From cleveland
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But my family
Moved to gloucester
When I was 8.
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Oh, gloucester's lovely.
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00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,450
Ooh, very picturesque.
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00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,350
Does insanity
Run in your family?
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What?
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00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,690
Oh, nothing,
Nothing, nothing.
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00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,630
They--they tell me
This restaurant
Is really great.
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00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:20,630
They--they say the chef
Came all the way over
From naples.
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Ever been in prison?
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No. No.
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What a coincidence.
Me, either.
245
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940
Ah.
246
00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:34,940
[moans in pleasure]
247
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,450
Yes.
248
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,950
[chuckling softly]
Yeah.
249
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:40,950
Yes, nothing like a little
Pre-dinner fashion show
250
00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,450
To stimulate
The old appetite.
251
00:11:44,950 --> 00:11:46,460
Well, I know
I'm hungry.
252
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,460
[phone ringing]
253
00:11:57,970 --> 00:12:00,970
[phone ringing]
254
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,470
Aren't you gonna
Answer the phone?
255
00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,980
[phone continues ringing]
Is that the phone?
256
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:06,980
I thought
My lips were ringing.
257
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,920
[both chuckling]
258
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,490
[sharply]
What? What? What?
259
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,590
Brian, is joe there?
260
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,590
No, joe is not here.
I thought he was with you
At your special place.
261
00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,000
(helen)
Well, he's not.
262
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,400
I've been waiting
At this damn restaurant
For over an hour.
263
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,400
Restaurant?
264
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400
Yeah. Down at pontrelli's.
265
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,400
Oh--oh, y-yes, yes.
Well, you know he...
266
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,910
He just got
A late start, is all.
267
00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,770
But I'm-- I'm sure
He'll be there
Any second now.
268
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,110
Oh, ok, thanks.
269
00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,210
It's ok.
270
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,710
Now,
271
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:48,220
Stephanie,
I--I hate to leave you
At this critical juncture,
272
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,220
But I've gotta deliver
A message to my brother,
273
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,490
Otherwise his girlfriend
Will hate him
For the rest of his days.
274
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,890
Promise me you'll be here
Upon my return.
275
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:58,130
Absolutely. No problem.
276
00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,460
Thank you.
277
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,460
And when you get back,
278
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,930
I'll be wearing this.
279
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,370
I mean,
We're brothers,
280
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,840
But it's not like
We're siamese twins,
You know?
281
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,340
Go.
Go?
282
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,270
Go.
283
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,680
Helen?
284
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,980
Hey!
285
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:18,750
Sorry.
286
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,280
I'm sorry about that.
It was my mistake.
287
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,120
[car door slams]
What the hell
Do you think you're doing?
288
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:23,890
Uh, just looking--
289
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,250
Yeah. I noticed. Listen,
290
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,160
My girlfriend and I
Came up here
To have a good time.
291
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,490
What are you doing
Up here alone?
292
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,490
I--I--I'm not alone.
I'm waiting for someone.
293
00:13:32,490 --> 00:13:34,230
Joe! Yo!
294
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,730
[tires skidding]
295
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,070
[laughing]
This is perfect.
296
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,500
Hey, elaine!
He's waitin'
For another guy!
297
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,740
It's not another guy,
It's my brother.
298
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,240
Oh. And I thought
It was somethin' weird.
299
00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,740
Brian, what are
You doing here?
300
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:51,580
Freezing my giblets off
So I could save yours.
301
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,080
Now, look,
You're in the wrong
Special place.
302
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,590
Helen has been
Sitting at pontrelli's
For the last hour.
303
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:58,590
Pontrelli's?
Yeah.
304
00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,590
Great.
305
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,090
My special place
Is where we kissed,
306
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,690
And her special place
Is where we ate.
307
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,200
All right,
Throw the bike in the back.
Get in, let's go.
308
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,200
[engine sputtering]
309
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,700
Come on, come on.
Come on.
310
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,700
Come on.
311
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,700
I don't believe this.
312
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,200
It's dead.
313
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,710
Gonna have to
Take the bike.
314
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,210
But why don't we
Just ask him
If he'll jump us?
315
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,210
No, please, don't.
316
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,210
Get on.
317
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,650
(joe)
By the way, nice dress.
318
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:27,150
What, this old thing?
319
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,160
So.
320
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,430
No, he does not show.
321
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:42,630
I hate to see
A beautiful woman alone
On such a romantic night.
322
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,170
Giacomo!
323
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,770
[beckoning in italian]
324
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,640
He's only a busboy now,
But he has "Headwaiter"
Written all over him.
325
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,140
Oh. You know,
He's really... I'm--
326
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,640
Signorina,
Meet my cousin giacomo.
327
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,640
Hello.
328
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,650
Your valentine
For this evening.
329
00:14:58,650 --> 00:14:59,650
[clears throat]
330
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,550
Hi.
331
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:04,590
[making sexual allusions
In italian]
332
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,190
[speaking italian]
333
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:17,500
What'd he say?
334
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,330
He say you're nice.
335
00:15:24,770 --> 00:15:26,740
So, karen.
336
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,780
Yes, roy?
337
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,710
Have you always
Been a woman?
338
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,550
What?
339
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,990
I'm not saying
They didn't do
A good job.
340
00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:42,830
Do you mind if I'm
Honest with you?
341
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:46,900
Well, well,
It's about time.
342
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,900
You lied about
Your looks, fine.
343
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,900
I don't get hung up
On looks.
344
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:55,370
And at first, I found
Your...Awkward shyness
To be endearing.
345
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,370
But your overwhelming
Insecurity
346
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,370
And your total
Lack of self-esteem
347
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,540
Borders on the pathetic.
348
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,550
So, although you were
Not unattractive to me
When we first met,
349
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,050
You have certainly
Become so.
350
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,550
I'm sorry, but consider
This date officially over.
351
00:16:11,850 --> 00:16:13,860
I knew it!
You're afraid of commitment!
352
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,330
Well, roy,
Looks like we've both
Been left in the lurch.
353
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,830
What happened
To your date?
354
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,830
Oh, she turned out to be
A real screwball.
355
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,400
What about you?
356
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,910
Joe stood me up.
357
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:34,410
I asked him to meet me here,
Because this is where
We had our first date.
358
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,250
But, I guess
He's still mad at me.
359
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,750
I thought your first date
Was when you went to park
Up at indian point.
360
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,620
No, no, that was after.
We went here first.
361
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,120
Surely joe wouldn't have...
362
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,660
See you, roy.
Happy valentine's day.
363
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,060
So.
364
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,570
You, too,
Are alone.
365
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,300
Angela!
366
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,570
[beckoning in italian]
367
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,010
[cutlery clinking]
368
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:12,010
[panting]
369
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,590
Signore, can I help you?
370
00:17:17,590 --> 00:17:20,090
Uh, y-yeah, yeah, maybe.
I'm looking
For my girlfriend.
371
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:22,590
She's a cute blonde,
About this tall...
372
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,760
So!
373
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:27,760
Finally, he comes.
374
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,270
So, she was here?
375
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:33,270
Yes. All alone,
For 2 hours.
376
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:36,170
Signore,
I suggest you leave.
377
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:37,810
Wait, but I--I--
378
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:38,810
Giacomo!
379
00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:39,610
[beckoning in italian]
380
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:46,310
Signore, this man
Can disembowel a pig
In 28 seconds.
381
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,420
Pig, you,
382
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,420
No difference.
383
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,920
Maybe 5 seconds.
384
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,960
Why you do this thing
To such a beautiful lady?
385
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,400
[stuttering]
It was a
Misunderstanding.
386
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,760
I--I thought
We were gonna meet
In one place,
387
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,260
And she thought
We were gonna
Meet in another.
388
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,300
[groaning]
389
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,740
This is so sad.
390
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,100
Star-crossed lovers.
391
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:12,940
Romeo e juliet, si?
Ah!
392
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,080
Well, this is just great.
393
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:22,080
Signore, please,
You sit. You sit.
394
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,590
Giacomo, some chianti
For my friend.
395
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:26,590
[exclaiming]
396
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,090
Coffee, uh, break.
397
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,300
His first words
Of english.
398
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,240
Chianti! Chianti!
399
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,580
Women.
400
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:50,580
They never see anything
From our perspective.
401
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:54,080
They always take
The female side.
402
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,090
[complaining in italian]
403
00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,630
They're all spoiled
Little bambine.
404
00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:05,630
They don't get their way,
And it's...
405
00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,130
[feigning crying]
406
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:13,240
[all singing
La donna mobile]
407
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,650
Joe, what the hell
Is goin' on here?
408
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,220
What--
409
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,220
I just got back
From indian point,
410
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,720
Where some kid told me
That you left on a bike
411
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,190
With a man
Wearing a dress.
412
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,630
That was brian.
413
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:40,500
Do you mind if we have
A little privacy?
414
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,500
Hey, helen, helen.
415
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,500
[with italian-american accent]
Anything you can say to me,
416
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500
You can say
In front of my goombas.
417
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,840
[all cheering]
418
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,040
Joe.
419
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,410
Oh, ok, ok, ok.
420
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:54,910
[speaking italian]
421
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,110
Grazie, grazie, grazie.
422
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,110
[all chattering]
423
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,380
Where did you learn
To speak italian?
424
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,390
I don't speak italian.
425
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,330
Joe, how could you think
That indian point
Was our special place?
426
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,130
This restaurant
Is where we had
Our first romantic dinner.
427
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,030
Yeah, but, helen,
Indian point...
428
00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:19,030
It's where we had
Our first romantic kiss.
429
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:26,780
Ok. I guess
That was kinda special.
430
00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:28,680
Oh, I really
Messed this up,
Didn't I?
431
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,480
No, joe, I'm sorry
I yelled at you
About those chocolates.
432
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,320
Well, it was
Pretty insensitive of me
To give you that candy.
433
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,050
Cannoli?
434
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,560
No, thank you.
435
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,560
I just wanted
This valentine's day
To be extra-special.
436
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,030
Never had
A good one. Never.
437
00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,100
Never?
438
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:50,570
Do you know what it's like
To be the fattest girl
In school on valentine's day?
439
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
Nope.
440
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,040
You know how everybody
Would exchange valentines?
441
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,540
Well, everyone would
Get all these really
Great ones, you know, like,
442
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,040
Like mickey kissing minnie.
443
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,050
And I'd always get
The lame-o ones
444
00:21:04,050 --> 00:21:07,050
Like dopey
Huggin' a tree stump.
445
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,550
And I only got that
Because the teacher
Told the boys
446
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,350
They had to give
One to everybody.
447
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:12,350
Dopey's cute.
448
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,220
Dopey's a bald dwarf
With big ears.
449
00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:20,460
And then, the only date
I would have
On valentine's day
450
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,460
Would be a 2-pound
Box of chocolates
451
00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:24,470
Which I bought
For myself,
452
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,970
Then after an hour,
When it was gone,
453
00:21:26,970 --> 00:21:29,470
I would be
All alone again.
454
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:32,910
So sometimes,
Like when you didn't
Show up tonight,
455
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,580
I just still see myself
As that fat little girl.
456
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:42,220
Hey, helen,
I am sitting here,
And I see a...
457
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,720
A warm, tender,
Sexy woman with...
458
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:48,720
Soft eyes,
459
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,160
And a big heart.
460
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560
Oh, you're drunk.
461
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:58,370
But I'm not blind.
462
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,600
[sighing]
463
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,400
Thank you, joe.
464
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,270
Be my valentine?
465
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,080
[sniffling]
Be mine.
466
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:18,150
That's amore.
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