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Roy, are you in the mood
For a little chuckle?
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Watch this.
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[people chattering]
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[telephone dinging]
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[telephone ringing]
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Good afternoon.
Sandpiper air.
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Do you have
Prince albert in a can?
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Who is this?
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It's lowell.
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Oh, hello, lowell.
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Hi, fay.
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Uh, how's your day?
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Fine.
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How's your wife and kids?
Great.
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How's, uh, your cold?
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Oh,
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Much better.
Thanks for asking.
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Before I forget, uh,
You better let him out.
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Who?
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Prince albert.
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That's right.
You get me every time.
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I tell ya,
It's foolproof.
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Not in this case.
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[seagulls cawing]
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Hey, brian, looks like
We're almost over
The drop area.
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Oh.
Mmm! I've never stocked a lake
With fish before.
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This is
Kind of exciting.
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Yeah, it's every
Pilot's dream,
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Dropping trout
Out of an airplane.
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It's the part
Of the lindbergh flight
You don't hear much about.
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Hey, it's the off-season.
It pays the bills.
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Don't they usually stock
These lakes with trucks?
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I underbid charley
Down at charley's
Bait and tackle.
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Yes, and now
You can boast that you
Got the better of a man
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Who spends most of his time
Down at the petting zoo
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Stuffing goat chow
Down his pants.
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[laughing]
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Ok, brian, just yell "Now"
When we're over the lake.
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Righty-o.
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Hey, helen.
Yeah?
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Wanna take the controls
For a minute?
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What?
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Why, go ahead.
No, brian.
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It's a rush.
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[whistles]
Brian, I can't do that.
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[stuttering]
No, I really couldn't.
Could I, you think?
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Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead, take the yoke.
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[gasping]
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Ooh.
Mmm.
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Beats tossing french fries
Into deep fat, huh?
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I'll say.
Huh.
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But I'm just holding
Onto the wheel. I'm not
Really flying it, right?
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[giggling]
Uh, you are now.
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Now?
Yes, now.
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[splashing]
There they go.
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What?
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You said "Now."
I dropped the fish.
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No, I wasn't talkin' to you.
I was talkin' to her.
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Wonder how long
Trout can live in trees.
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Thanks for taking care
Of my dog
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While I'm
In boston, fay.
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Oh, my pleasure, roy.
I love dogs.
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I'm sure brutus
And I'll get along fine.
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Are there any special
Little treats that he likes?
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Anything that
Puts up a fight.
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[laughing]
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Oh, don't be silly, roy.
He's such a sweet--
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[brutus growling]
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Maybe this wasn't
Such a good idea.
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Can't you put him
In the kennel?
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Not anymore.
They banned him for life.
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Some trumped-up story
About a missing chihuahua.
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Gee, I don't know, roy--
Oh, come on, fay.
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Now, you can't back out
On me at the last minute.
And you promised.
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Well--
Oops, there's my plane.
I gotta go.
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I'm sure everything
Will be fine.
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Here's his muzzle,
Feeding glove,
And discipline stick.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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If he lowers his ears
And his pupils
Go completely black,
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Run like hell.
Have fun.
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[brutus snarling]
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Hey, there,
What can I do for you?
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Joe, I want you
To teach me to fly.
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You?
Yes.
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You want to fly? You?
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Miss "I don't date pilots"
Wants to be one?
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[laughing]
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Joe, ever since
I had those controls
In my hands this morning,
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It's all I can think of.
That power, that freedom.
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Yeah, it's pretty
Great, huh?
Yeah.
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I guess all those times
You went on and on and on
About flying,
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I should have
Been listening.
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Gee, it always looked
Like you were riveted.
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Riveted, comatose.
It's a fine line.
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Hey, brian,
Get a load of this.
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Helen wants
To learn how to fly.
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You? You want
To fly? You,
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Miss "I don't date pilots"
Wants to be one?
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[both laughing]
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I don't believe this.
Joe said the exact
Same thing.
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I know.
I was eavesdropping.
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Ok, joe,
So you'll teach me
To fly?
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[exclaiming]
Yeah sure. Why not?
Hey, you know,
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Maybe I could find a few
Other students and start
A little flight school.
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Brian, you could teach
The air stuff
And, since I'm grounded,
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I could teach
The ground stuff.
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Air stuff,
Ground stuff. I'm lost.
How about you, helen?
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Yeah, I--I like that idea.
I'll tell you when it starts.
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Great. Thanks.
Oh. Oh, helen,
By the way, uh,
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Do you wanna go see
A movie saturday night?
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Uh, are you talkin'
About a date
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Or you just wanna
Go to a movie?
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What's the difference?
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Where your hands are
During the movie.
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Uh, brian.
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All right,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
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Things are starting
To get a little personal.
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You don't have to hit me
Over the head with a hammer.
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Now where were we?
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Oh, yes, I was
Trying your patience.
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Uh, you know, helen, when I
Asked you if you wanted
To go to the movies
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I was really
Just asking as a friend.
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Oh, good, because that's
What I was hoping
That you meant.
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You know, after
That first date
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This whole dating thing
Didn't seem to go so well.
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Yeah, no kidding,
We never even went
On a 2nd date.
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Oh, you noticed that, too?
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So, we're not dating.
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Obviously not.
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Great!
Now we can go to the movies
And enjoy ourselves.
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Great.
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Boy, us dating was
One of the dumbest things
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To come down the pike
In a long time.
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What were we thinking?
I don't know.
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Probably hoping
We would fall in love
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And get married
And be deliriously happy
For the rest of our lives.
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[both snorting]
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Well, ok, I think
We're just about ready
To begin.
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Uh, lowell, lowell,
Why don't you come
Sit up here with the others?
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Well, ok, joe,
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I just didn't want anyone
To think I was kissing up
To the teacher.
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But, lowell,
By the way, thanks
For the cigars and brandy.
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My pleasure, joe.
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Hi, I'm joe hackett,
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And I would like
To welcome you all
To the inaugural class
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Of the hackett
Flight academy.
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Where our motto is,
"Safety first, fun second."
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Uh, yes, helen?
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I wanna go up in a plane.
When do we get to fly?
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Helen,
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An airplane is
An incredibly complicated
Piece of machinery
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With dozens of dials
And sophisticated instruments
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That have to be
Thoroughly understood
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Before you take it
Thousands of feet in the air.
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Oh.
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So, like, after lunch?
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Just be patient.
Yes, lowell?
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Uh, joe, will there be
A question about the motto
On the final exam?
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No.
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[sputtering]
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Ok. Anyway, uh...
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[sputtering]
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Anyway, just to
Get acquainted,
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Why don't we all share
Why we want to fly? Helen?
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Because flying
A plane is...
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Orgasmic.
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Ok. Lowell?
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Helen took my answer.
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Uh, mrs. Windsor?
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Hello, I'm cathy windsor
From wauwinet.
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I've been a housewife
For over 23 years
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And I'm here
Because I wanna laugh
In the face of death.
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Ok, just remember,
Safety first.
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Now, in today's class
We're gonna talk about
The basics of flight.
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Yes, helen?
So you're saying
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That we'll be flying
In like a couple of days?
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Not in my plane,
You won't.
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We got a lot of material
To get through here, people.
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All right.
Let's just start by talking
About the 4 forces
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That act upon
A plane in flight.
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[sharpening pencil]
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Those forces are lift,
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Thrust, drag, and weight.
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[sharpening pencil]
Now let-- uh--
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Let's start with lift.
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[stuttering]
Now, lift--lift--
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Hey, lowell. Lowell.
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Can I borrow
That pencil sharpener
For a second?
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Uh, sure, teach.
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A lift can best be explained
By bernoulli's theorem
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Which states
The faster a fluid moves
Past an object...
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...In a nutshell,
Is the theory of lift.
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Any questions?
Yes!
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It's been 6 freakin' days
And we're still on lift!
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6 days!
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6 mind-numbing,
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Coma-inducing,
Suicide-provoking days
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Of pure and utter hell!
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Did we forget
To raise our hand?
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Hey, where are you going?
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I'm just gonna take
A little break.
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Uh, yeah, why don't
We all take a break.
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When we come back
We'll have a quiz.
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You'll need
A number 2 pencil.
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Can I borrow
A number 2 pencil?
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Hey, hey, what the hell
Was that all about?
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It was about quitting, joe,
Which I just did.
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Why?
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You're boring.
You're boring!
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You've managed to suck
Every ounce of excitement
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Out of the most exciting thing
I've ever done.
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Well, I'm sorry you don't
Find it as exciting
As my other students do.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Lowell spent
The entire class yesterday
Watching an ant
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Push a grain of salt
Across his desk.
And you know what?
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I envied him!
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You're a bitter woman,
Helen.
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I'm gonna go
Back into class.
I suggest you join me.
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(brian)
Psst. Hey, little girl.
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Do you wanna fly?
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I'll let you fly.
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Hi, fay.
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(fay)
Hi, roy. How was the trip?
It was great.
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Where's brutus?
Where's my little
Meat grinder?
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Oh, here he is.
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He's out of his cage!
Fay, he's...
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You...
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[fay cooing]
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Yes.
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(roy)
Brutus?
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Fay, what did you
Do to him?
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Nothing.
I treated him very well.
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Now, I gave him
My yankee pot roast,
I let him sleep on my bed.
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And I rubbed his tummy.
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[growling contentedly]
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[cooing]
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Fay, how could you
Do that to him?
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You spoiled him.
You turned him
Into a sissy dog.
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He is not a sissy dog.
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He just got in touch
With his feminine side.
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Come on.
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You make me sick.
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That bow is comin'
Off right now!
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[brutus barking]
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[brutus snarling]
246
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,110
Although it--it does
Set off your eyes.
247
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:13,220
Hey, brian, come on,
Let's go fly.
248
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,220
No, we can't take the plane
Until joe leaves
And he's in there right now
249
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,820
Trying to inject some humor
Into tomorrow's lesson.
250
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:21,320
Oh, forget about it.
He'll be in there
All night.
251
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,860
We'll never get
The plane out of here.
252
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:24,360
Well, that might
Be true
253
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360
If you were talkin'
To somebody who knew
Right from wrong,
254
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,360
But, as luck would have it,
You're with me.
255
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:36,370
The successful pilot
Is the observant pilot.
256
00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:39,380
You've got to be aware
Of everything that's going on
Around you.
257
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,880
And you must be responsive
To every movement
Of your aircraft.
258
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,380
Good.
259
00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:47,380
It's good.
260
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:54,390
Ok, brian,
When do I get to fly?
261
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:56,390
All right, all right,
Keep your pants on.
262
00:12:56,390 --> 00:12:57,890
Or not.
263
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:01,400
Personally,
I find flying al fresco
Quite liberating.
264
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:04,900
Ok, ok, take the yoke.
265
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:07,070
[exclaiming]
266
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,570
[moaning]
267
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,640
I remember this.
268
00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,640
Yeah, uh,
You might want to give it
A little more left rudder
269
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,150
'cause you're starting
To yaw a little bit.
270
00:13:17,150 --> 00:13:20,650
Rudder, rudder?
That is the pedal. Ok.
Right there, ok?
271
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:21,650
Right.
272
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:26,160
Yes. Turn, baby, turn.
273
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,160
Turn for mama, baby.
274
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,660
Turn, slow and long.
275
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,760
Helen, please,
Stop doing that.
276
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,430
Oh, stop turning?
277
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,940
No, stop talking like that.
You're startin'
To get me hot.
278
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:43,770
I mean, you are dating
My brother.
279
00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,780
Well, actually not,
We decided it wasn't
Such a good idea.
280
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,480
Really?
Yeah.
281
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,750
Just give it
A little more right rudder.
282
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,750
[moaning]
Oh, yes.
283
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,750
Give it rudder.
284
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,260
[moaning]
Oh, yeah.
285
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,060
Mind if I join you?
286
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:09,730
[moaning]
287
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,370
[exclaiming]
288
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,340
[moaning]
289
00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:14,400
[metallic rattling]
290
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900
What was that?
291
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:18,410
Shut up
And keep turning.
292
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:21,910
No, brian,
What was that?
293
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:25,410
Bah, it was probably just
A loose fire extinguisher
Or something.
294
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,420
Here, hold a steady course.
I'll check it out.
295
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920
Ok.
296
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,420
Oh, yeah--
Oh, god!
297
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,490
Oh, god! Brian,
I'm so sorry!
298
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,490
I swear, I didn't
Touch anything.
299
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,490
Brian?
300
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:40,730
Brian?
301
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,230
Oh, brian, quit
Fooling around.
302
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,500
Oh, lord!
303
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000
Oh!
304
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,440
[exclaiming]
305
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,340
Ok, brian, if you're
Trying to scare me,
This is not very funny.
306
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,640
Oh, god! Oh, god!
307
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,980
Oh, god! Oh! Oh!
308
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980
Oh, I think
I'm gonna throw up.
309
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:00,980
Oh, god!
310
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,620
Ok, get yourself
Together, helen.
311
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,620
Now, you have had
6 days of ground school.
312
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,120
You know lots of stuff.
313
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,830
About lift. Oh, god!
314
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,300
[gasping]
Ok. Ok.
315
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,300
Hello? Hello? Hello?
316
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,800
(man on radio)
This is nantucket tower.
Please identify yourself.
317
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,800
Over.
318
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,340
Um, uh--uh, yes,
This is-- this is
Helen chapel.
319
00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,970
You know,
From the lunch counter?
320
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,640
Could I please talk
To someone who knows
How to land a plane?
321
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,780
The tower just called.
322
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,780
Helen's up in the plane.
Brian is out cold.
323
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,720
She's gonna have to make
An emergency landing.
324
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,120
All right. Nobody panic.
325
00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:40,620
The first thing is...
Uh--uh, no, uh...
326
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,960
[stuttering]
327
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,730
Fay, call 911.
328
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:46,230
Tell 'em to notify
The paramedics we have
A possible crash landing.
329
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,730
Then call the hospital,
Tell 'em to get
Their trauma team together,
330
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,230
Just in case.
331
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:51,100
Roy!
332
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,430
[gasping]
Wait, helen is above--
333
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,300
[stuttering]
Roy!
334
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,370
Snap out of it!
335
00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,180
Call the fire department.
Tell them we have foam
And dry chemicals here,
336
00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,180
But I want
Their 2 newest pumper trucks
Here on the double.
337
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,180
Tell 'em I know it takes
8 minutes to get here.
I want 'em here in 4.
338
00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,180
I'm gonna get the foam truck
Out on the runway.
339
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,690
Now let's move it!
This is for helen!
340
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,260
Lowell,
The runway is this way.
341
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:16,260
Right!
342
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400
What's the situation,
Walter?
343
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,900
Her altitude's 3,500,
Heading...
344
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,900
210, ceiling is 10,000,
Broken wind 170,
True at 5 knots.
345
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:30,910
I've moved out
The traffic in the area.
She's clear to land.
346
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,340
Got some apples over here,
If you're hungry.
347
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,710
[stuttering]
No, thanks.
348
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,650
I belong to
The fruit-of-the-month club.
349
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,390
Next month: mangos.
350
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,090
Helen, I can't see you.
351
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,590
So the first thing
We need to do
352
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,360
Is to make sure
You're flying level.
How's your attitude?
353
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,360
How's my attitude?
How is my attitude?
354
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,360
It stinks!
That's how my attitude is!
355
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,370
I'm flyin' in a gas tank
With wings!
356
00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:58,870
How would
Your attitude be?
357
00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,700
You gotta help me, joe.
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
358
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,840
I meant
The plane's attitude.
359
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:07,610
Oh, um...
360
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110
Uh--uh, well,
361
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:13,120
The--the wingie things
Are level
With the horizon thing.
362
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,850
Good. Ok,
Now, just take it easy.
363
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:20,860
Listen to everything I say,
And you're gonna be
Just fine.
364
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:21,860
[sighing]
365
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,090
I don't know how
I'm gonna talk her down.
366
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:26,600
It's good to see you
Up here, joe.
367
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,600
I don't get much company.
368
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,530
Did you see
That bruins game yesterday?
369
00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:34,040
Walter, can we chat later?
I'm in the middle
Of a little crisis.
370
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,540
I saw this happen
Once before--
371
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,540
And it turned
Out fine?
372
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,880
I forget.
373
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,010
Pretzel?
374
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:46,820
Helen, I'm havin'
A little trouble
Makin' you out.
375
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,320
Uh, can you
Wiggle your wings?
376
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,320
Look, I'm having
A little trouble
Makin' you out.
377
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,820
Can you wiggle
The tower?
378
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,090
She's a little spitfire.
379
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,600
Ok, I can see you.
I can see you.
Now, uh...
380
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,170
You're too high. Uh, maybe
You should swing around
And come in again.
381
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,170
Yeah, and maybe I should
Go out on the wing
And do a little fan dance,
382
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,370
But I'm not gonna, joe.
I'm gonna land
And I'm gonna land right now.
383
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,870
All right.
Reduce your speed by half.
384
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,380
And you're lined up
Perfectly with the runway.
385
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,380
Uh, now, after I tell you
To do something,
You say "Check"
386
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,880
So I know
You've done it, ok?
387
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,380
(helen)
Ok.
388
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,350
Ok.
389
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,350
Set the fuel selector
To "Main tanks."
390
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,560
The fuel selector
Onto the main tanks.
Um, check.
391
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560
Good. Now,
392
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,060
Uh, make sure
That the auxiliary
Fuel pump is on.
393
00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:32,490
You remember
Where that is?
394
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:33,500
Is on...
395
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,660
[screeching]
Um, no!
396
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,170
Come on, helen,
Come on!
397
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,940
Do you ever think
About growing a mustache?
398
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,340
Shouldn't you be
Doing something?
399
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,240
Nope. I pretty much
Just watch the blips.
400
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,250
Hey. There she is.
401
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:55,080
Oh, joe, I don't know
Where the auxiliary
Fuel pump is.
402
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,590
Helen, we went over this
In class today.
403
00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,890
Oh, that's right,
You weren't in class today.
404
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,890
I don't have time
For a lecture
Right now, joe.
405
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,390
Just tell me
Where the damn thing is!
406
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:05,900
Oh, I found it myself.
407
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:11,470
All right.
Set the fuel mixture
To "Full rich."
408
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,970
Fuel mixture
To full rich.
409
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,470
Check.
410
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,770
Ok, uh, uh,
Throttle to idle.
411
00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,540
Flaps to one quarter.
412
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,050
Check.
413
00:19:23,550 --> 00:19:26,050
I--I think
That was one-quarter.
414
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,550
And I--I hope those
Were the flaps.
415
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,890
All right,
Lower your landing gear
416
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:36,760
And k-k-keep your wings
Straight. No! No!
Straight! Straight! Straight!
417
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,960
Ok, ok! Don't have to
Yell at me, joe.
418
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,660
(joe)
All right, you're over
The runway.
419
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:45,200
Now--now ease
The yoke back.
420
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,200
That's right,
That's it, that's it.
421
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,970
[screaming]
Yes! Yes!
422
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,970
(helen)
Oh, god!
423
00:19:49,970 --> 00:19:51,210
Cut the engines,
Hit the brakes!
424
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,940
Oh, god! I did it!
425
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,940
Joe?
426
00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,880
Joe?
427
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,750
Joe?
428
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,590
Lowell, I gotta
Hand it to you.
429
00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:12,590
You handled
That crisis beautifully.
430
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,930
I didn't know
You had that in you.
431
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,930
Roy, some men
Are born leaders.
432
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,570
Others have leadership
Thrust upon them.
433
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:23,070
It's incredible.
Good night, lowell.
434
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:25,270
Oh, oh, one more thing.
435
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,580
Never do that
To me again.
436
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,710
Gotcha.
437
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,950
Night, roy.
Night, lowell.
438
00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:39,460
Hey, brian.
Brian, are you ok?
439
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:43,360
Yeah, my head's still sore.
I banged it pretty bad.
440
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,690
Well, you take care
Of yourself.
441
00:20:44,690 --> 00:20:47,700
I want you strong and healthy
When I beat your brains out.
442
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:52,070
Helen, helen,
Put that gun down!
443
00:20:52,070 --> 00:20:54,070
I can't do that.
444
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:56,070
Joe would kill me
If I took his plane.
445
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,510
It would be wrong!
446
00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:00,410
Get him out of here.
Wrong!
447
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,410
Hey, hey, wait--wait.
Wait a minute
448
00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:07,580
Helen, what are you doing?
Get out here.
449
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,680
Oh, I know
What I did was wrong,
Joe, I'm sorry.
450
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,690
Please, just
Don't yell at me.
Don't yell at me--
451
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,530
I guess
I deserved that.
452
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,430
Helen, when you were
Up in the plane,
453
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,440
And I was wondering
If I could ever
Get you back in one piece,
454
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,410
I could only think
About one thing.
455
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,840
I know. I know, joe.
I could only think
Of one thing, too.
456
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,250
And I bet
We were thinkin'
About the same thing.
457
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,610
We're wimps.
458
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:40,950
That wasn't it.
459
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,450
But we are.
We're wimps.
460
00:21:43,450 --> 00:21:46,450
We're so afraid to take
A chance on anything.
461
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,460
So what if dating
Might ruin our friendship.
462
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:53,460
Uh, you dying in a fiery crash
Would have done a pretty
Good job of that, too.
463
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,300
So what are
You saying?
464
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,800
I'm saying
Let's go for it.
465
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:01,300
Let's not hold anything back.
Let's take the ultimate step.
466
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,570
Let's...
467
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,440
Date.
468
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,450
Then we were thinkin'
About the same thing.
469
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:16,590
(lowell)
Boy.
470
00:22:16,590 --> 00:22:19,590
What some people won't do
For a higher grade.
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