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Here are your tickets
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With your seat assignments,
Mr. Mortenson.
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And we at aeromass,
We appreciate your patronage.
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We hope
You'll fly with us again
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Real, real, soon.
Oh, lowell.
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Please take
Mr. Mortenson's bag
Out to the plane.
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My pleasure.
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Right this way, ma'am.
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[gasping]
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[roy clearing throat]
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[seagulls cawing]
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So, what was wrong with
The radio again, joe?
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It keeps cuttin'
In and out.
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When I'm in my office,
I have gotta be able
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To pick up the mike
And know
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Whoever is sitting
In that cockpit can hear me.
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Well, I'd say
Your best bet would be
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To stick your head out
The office door and yell.
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No, I--I meant
When the plane's
In the air, lowell.
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So did I.
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Hey, joe, the candidates
For the backup pilots
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Are startin' to jam up
Out there.
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Ok, I'm ready.
Send 'em out.
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Let's go.
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Is this it?
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Afraid so.
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You know,
A 3-man commando squad
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Could take this place out
Like that.
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Security around here sucks.
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Uh, thanks.
I'll look into it.
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Uh, I want-- I want
To thank you all for coming.
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See,
I'm in kind of a bind here.
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I, uh, recently
Lost my license
Due to hypertension.
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It's just a temporary thing.
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Anyway, I--
How old are you?
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Oh, 18, sir.
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But I have
My commercial pilot's license.
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I got it 2 weeks ago.
Same day my braces came off.
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Plane's a death trap.
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Couple of rounds
Of steel-jacketed ammo
In the fuel tank
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And this baby's
A roman candle.
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Cool.
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Yeah, well, uh, thanks.
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Umm, uh, now why don't--
Why don't we just get on
With the interviews.
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Would you like to step
In my office, mister, uh...
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Stubbs.
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By the way,
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Does this job require
That I fly at night?
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Yeah,
Is that a problem?
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Well, my doctor don't like me
Drivin' after dark
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But he didn't say nothin'
About flyin'.
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So, mr. Stubbs, I imagine
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You've had quite a lot
Of experience flying.
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Oh, I've flown
For a lot of outfits.
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I even have a letter
Of recommendation
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From charles lindbergh, here,
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But the damn thing
Came apart.
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Charles lindbergh?
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The charles lindbergh?
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Well, unless he was
Pullin' my leg.
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My daughter wants to get me
Out of the house.
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I see.
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Yeah,
She's kind of mad at me
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Because I totaled her new car.
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Heck.
It--it--it wasn't my fault.
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It's all those fancy lights
And gizmos on the dashboard.
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They're-- it just
Got me flummoxed.
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(lowell)
You left the switch down
On your transmitter, joe.
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I read you loud and clear.
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Who--who--who said that?
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I didn't touch
The switch, lowell.
That's the problem.
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It cuts in and out
All by itself.
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It's a ground-to-air radio.
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Good lord, miss agnes!
What they won't think of next.
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[sighing]
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Oh, no, helen, I don't want
Those eggs fried.
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I asked for 'em scrambled.
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No problem.
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Happy?
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Who twisted your shorts?
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It's my life, I guess.
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I feel this desperate need
For something
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And I just don't know
Quite what it is.
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I mean,
I get up in the morning
And I come to work.
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I go home, I go to bed.
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Is that all there is?
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Throw in a t.V. Dinner
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And, yeah,
That's pretty much it.
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What am I gonna do, fay?
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My life is a miserable,
Lonely existence.
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Get a bird.
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Fay, I don't think
You understand.
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All my friends
Are getting married.
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Tomorrow,
I'm gonna be the bridesmaid
For the 5th time this year.
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I'm not even asking
To get married.
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All I want to do
Is go out,
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Have a nice time
With a decent guy.
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If something
Doesn't happen soon,
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All the kids
Are gonna call me
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"That weird old lady
At the end of the block."
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You get used to it.
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Let me put
My thinking cap on
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And I'll bet I come up with
The perfect fellow for you.
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Thanks, fay.
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Hey, helen,
Ever had peach brandy
Sucked out of your navel?
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Hurry, fay, hurry.
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It's no use.
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I can't bring myself
To hire any of those guys.
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Joe, you've gotta.
I can't keep flying
Every flight myself.
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My little catnaps
Are upsetting the passengers.
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I know. I know.
But look at my choices.
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Joe, those are
The last 3 people
On earth
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Who are willing to work
For what you're paying.
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Why don't you let me
Make the decision, ok?
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I'll assess
All their qualifications,
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Factor in their experience,
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And after I've compiled
All the data,
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Choose the best possible
Person for the job.
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1 potato, 2 potato?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Fay, this airline
Gets harder to run
By the minute.
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Try standing in heels all day.
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I am too wrapped up
In this job.
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I--I get here in the morning,
I run the office all day,
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I go home at night
And go to bed.
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I need something else
In my life.
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Helen is thinking about
Getting a bird.
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(brian)
Joe!
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Meet your new swing pilot.
Kenny mcelvey.
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It's a privilege
To be aboard, sir.
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Kenny?
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[laughing]
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He's young,
But in my opinion,
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This cadet has
All the right stuff.
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Oh, boy.
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Wait till the kids
In the bus hear
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I'm piloting the 5:15
To hyannis.
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[sighing]
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Let's see who's
The dork-face now.
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[laughing]
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[people exclaiming]
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Ok, everybody, listen up.
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I just got back
From a wedding.
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My change of clothes
Is locked in the car
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Along with my keys.
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So, if anybody has
Any wisecracks to make,
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Let me hear 'em now.
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You won't hear any from me.
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I like the new uniform.
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[sighs]
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Did you meet
Anyone interesting
At the wedding?
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(helen)
Oh, yeah, fay.
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The only single guy there
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Was pickin' his teeth
With a matchbook.
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So?
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The teeth were in his hand
At the time.
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Fay, it was not supposed
To happen this way.
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All these girls
Getting married,
They were the easy type,
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Who spent high school
Necking in parked cars
Up at indian point.
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Not me.
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I was dedicated to my music.
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A nice girl.
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The sort of girl that guys
Are supposed to marry
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After they get tired
Of the other kind.
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Some boys take
A long time to tire.
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Indian point.
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[laughs]
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Well, the wife still likes
To go up there and park,
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Just to put the excitement
Back in our marriage.
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Does it work?
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So she says.
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Next time,
I'm going with her.
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Ok, kenny.
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Even though
You're kind of young,
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I have to admit you seem--
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Lose the hat.
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You seem to know
Your stuff.
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I was top man
In my flight class, sir.
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And I like your appearance.
Take note, brian.
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Bought my own uniform
With my allowance, sir.
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I want to be the same
Kind of squared-away,
By-the-book pilot you are.
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Kid, we gotta talk.
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Sandpiper air
Flight 7 to hyannis
Will now begin boarding.
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Your copilot this afternoon
Is nantucket's own,
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Kenny mcelvey,
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Who has a b-plus average
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And is the president
Of the chess club.
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So, how are you today,
Joe?
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Well, I'm trying hard
Not to let this job
Be so important to me.
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Last night,
I even went out.
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Ended up
At the rose and crown.
I met a woman.
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Everything was goin' great
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And then I started
Talkin' about my plane.
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Oh, joe, you didn't.
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Yeah.
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Next thing I knew,
She went to powder her nose
And never came back.
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Apparently,
She kicked the window
Out of the ladies' room
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And ran for it.
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Where am I gonna find
Someone who'll accept me
The way I am?
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Well, you know, joe,
When it comes to finding
The right person,
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Sometimes you have to be
A little patient.
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I was telling helen
The same thing.
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Wait a minute.
How blind could I be?
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It was right in front of me.
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I forgot my purse.
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Helen,
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I've been thinking
About my situation and, uh,
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You know,
Your situation and--
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Exactly what kind
Of situation
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Are we talkin' about
Here, joe?
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He's washed out
And you're over the hill.
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Communication's a dying art.
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Helen, could you
Come into my office
For a minute, please?
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Sure.
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Lowell, would you watch
The counter, please?
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Sure, helen.
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Uh, what if somebody wants
To order something?
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Just tell 'em
I'll be back in a minute.
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00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,390
Ok.
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00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:09,890
[coughing]
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Lowell!
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[choking]
Water.
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00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,530
Helen'll be back
In a minute, roy.
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00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:25,610
Ok, so what's this
All about?
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Before you say anything,
Just hear me out.
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Uh, I couldn't help
But notice,
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You don't seem to have anyone
In your life right now
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And neither do I.
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And I was thinking
It would seem
Only logical that--
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You wanna go out on a date?
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Yes. No. Well, yes,
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But I, sort of, wanted
To be the one to ask.
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I know it's old-fashioned,
But that's just the way
I feel.
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The guy should ask the girl.
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Ok. Go ahead.
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Wanna go out on a date?
No.
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What? W-wait.
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00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,010
Look, I--I know, I know.
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This is that
No-dating-pilots rule.
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You know,
I've got to tell you,
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I have always thought
That rule was
A lot of baloney.
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00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,250
Well, it's kind of moot
Because you're not a pilot
Anymore.
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00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,610
Yeah, but you're forgetting,
I'm not a pilot anymore.
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Wait a minute.
Did you just--
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Well--well, then,
Why won't you go out with me?
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00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:13,490
Because this sounds
Way too convenient.
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I don't wanna
Go out with you
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Because you're lonely
And I'm lonely
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And we both happen
To be at the same place
At the same time.
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00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,500
I mean, what if some other
Lonely woman happened by?
251
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:23,330
Would you
Ask her out instead?
252
00:11:24,870 --> 00:11:25,870
What does she look like?
253
00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:27,870
Joe!
254
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,670
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
It's me kidding.
255
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:31,670
Look, I just don't want this
To be convenient.
256
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:33,180
I am not a minimart.
257
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,180
I want you to ask me out
258
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,680
Because you find me
Alluring, desirable,
259
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,190
Intriguing, provocative.
260
00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,190
I want to know
That late at night
261
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,190
When you lie in bed
Drifting in that netherworld
262
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:52,700
Between consciousness
And sleep,
263
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,700
I dance through your dreams.
264
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:57,170
I think that was implied.
265
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:03,040
No. That wasn't.
266
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,040
I wanna hear you say it.
267
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,040
A woman has to hear
These things.
268
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,610
Well, you know,
269
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:09,980
What you said.
270
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,320
No. You have to say it, joe.
Just say it.
271
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:13,820
All right.
272
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,350
[air plane passing]
273
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,350
You're alluring,
274
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:19,990
And desirable,
275
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,430
[laughs]
And something else,
276
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,930
And when I'm asleep,
You dance through
The netherlands.
277
00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:35,240
Close enough. What time
You picking me up?
278
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,510
8:00.
Great.
279
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:43,410
Oh, wait a minute.
What about brian?
280
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:44,950
What about brian?
281
00:12:44,950 --> 00:12:47,450
Well, how's he gonna feel
About this?
282
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,450
We've always been
The 3 musketeers.
283
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:51,920
What happens to the 3rd
When the other two
Start dating?
284
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,720
I don't know.
He gets a bird?
285
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:55,960
I'm serious, joe.
286
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,960
He's always asking me out.
I always refuse.
287
00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,960
Now you and I
Are gonna go out.
And it's gonna hurt--
288
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,760
W-wait. Why don't--
Why don't we just see
289
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,270
If this is going
Anywhere first
290
00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:04,770
Before we upset
The applecart.
291
00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,270
Well, maybe you're right.
292
00:13:07,770 --> 00:13:09,770
We'll just keep this
Between the two of us.
293
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,740
(helen)
What brian doesn't know,
Won't hurt him.
294
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:16,750
(joe)
Right. This'll just be
Our little secret.
295
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,750
I don't understand.
Why don't they want
You to know?
296
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,750
Never mind.
Just turn that thing down.
297
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,750
Roger.
298
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,260
So, you wanna
Hang out later?
299
00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:30,260
I know this cool video arcade
In hyannis.
300
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,260
Sorry, boy wonder,
301
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,260
But I've got a feeling
302
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,270
I'm gonna be needed
Back on the island tonight.
303
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,710
Surprise!
304
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:53,220
Ah!
305
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,220
Bet you never expected
To see me here tonight,
Did you?
306
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,490
Yeah. I assumed
You were working.
307
00:13:57,490 --> 00:14:00,160
Well, I let kenny
Take the late flight
To provincetown.
308
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,120
Are you sure he's ready?
309
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,030
Oh, yeah, he's a great kid.
310
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,030
Don't worry about it.
And very accomplished
Pilot, too.
311
00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,030
He only lost his poise
One time today
312
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,570
And that's when
The passengers played
Keep-away with his hat.
313
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,600
Well, I hope you stopped it.
314
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,940
Stopped it? I started it.
315
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:19,240
Say, was it a good thing
I got back here in time?
316
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,740
In time? For what?
317
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,750
The fight, dummy.
George foreman,
Gerry cooney.
318
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,750
Gee, that sounds only
Slightly more exciting
319
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,250
Than watching
A couple of old guys
Fight over a dinner roll.
320
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,750
Oh, come on, joe.
I thought you'd wanna see it.
321
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,260
So, I called up
The cable company
And I ordered it.
322
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,290
It's only costing you $21.95.
323
00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,790
Brian, I can't tonight.
I--I mean,
324
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,300
Normally I'd love to,
But, uh, I can't because
I, uh, I have a--a, uh--
325
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,700
An appointment.
326
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,540
Oh, an appointment, huh?
327
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,540
Like, uh, like in business?
328
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,040
Yeah. That's right.
329
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,040
A business appointment.
Hmm.
330
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:55,040
[sniffing]
331
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,050
Exactly where'd you meet
This guy, joe?
332
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:03,050
All right. Ok, it's not
An appointment exactly, uh,
333
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,450
So much as a, uh...
334
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:05,820
The "D" word?
335
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,620
Yeah. A date, ok?
336
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,730
Ooh, you old horn dog.
Hey, you got a hot date, huh?
337
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:12,730
No.
338
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,730
Well, take a tip
From the master.
339
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,730
Flush that cologne, man.
It's toxic.
340
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,070
Really? You don't like it?
Terrible.
341
00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,570
That's a relief.
342
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,140
It's only when
You like something,
I start to worry.
343
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:25,640
So, um, why is this big date
Such a secret?
344
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,640
Is it anybody I know?
345
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:28,640
Just someone
I went to high school with.
346
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,150
Yeah, yeah, yeah?
347
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,650
Oh, you mean, like,
What's her name?
348
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,650
Yeah.
Oh, well, it's, uh,
349
00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:37,120
Maureen mulhearn.
350
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,620
Maureen mulhearn?
351
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,120
Oh, my god!
I remember her.
352
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,620
How's she managing, anyhow?
353
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,130
Fine. Why?
354
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,130
Oh, I figured she might have
Some psychological problems
355
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,630
After losin' her leg
In that shark attack.
356
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,930
What? Oh.
357
00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:51,930
No, no. She doesn't let it
Bother her.
358
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,970
Oh, she's a brave girl.
Brave girl.
359
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:57,970
Never understood
Why she wanted to attack
That shark in the first place.
360
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,840
You really gonna wear
That shirt, joe?
361
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,250
If you don't like it,
Absolutely.
362
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,120
So where you takin'
Old maureen?
363
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,120
Skatin'?
364
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,580
Table-hoppin'?
365
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,020
All right. Ok.
It's not maureen.
366
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,520
I made that up
Because it's someone
That you don't know
367
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,160
And I'd like to
Keep it that way.
368
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,660
Joe, you wound me.
369
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,360
Wish I had time.
370
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,870
All right. Well, go.
Good. Go with my blessing.
371
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:25,570
Have a great time
372
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,570
And let's just hope that
At some romantic moment
373
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,070
You don't develop that,
You know, n-n-nervous
Little s-stammer
374
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,070
You sometimes get.
Oh, no. No, no, you don't.
375
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,680
You've psyched me out
With that too many times.
I'm not psyching you out.
376
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,180
I am wise to you, brian.
Come on.
377
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,310
You're not planting
Any little psychological
Time bombs in my head.
378
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,820
Ok. All right.
You got me. You got me.
Go ahead. Go.
379
00:16:40,820 --> 00:16:41,820
Have a great time. Go on.
380
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,990
Incidentally,
Love that tie.
381
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,990
[whistling]
382
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:04,570
That was
A wonderful chardonnay
You chose with dinner tonight.
383
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,510
I didn't know you knew
So much about wine.
384
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:08,010
Ah, it was nothing, really.
385
00:17:08,010 --> 00:17:10,010
I just went down
The right side
Of the wine list.
386
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,850
Where the prices are?
Right.
387
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,850
Chose the first one
That didn't make
My heart stop.
388
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:14,850
[giggling]
389
00:17:16,850 --> 00:17:18,850
You know, I had my qualms
About this evening
390
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,860
But I think we handled it
Pretty well.
391
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,630
No pressure of any sort.
No embarrassment.
392
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,630
Yeah.
393
00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:30,230
[crickets chirping]
394
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,280
Why are we stopping?
Where are we?
395
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,410
Guess.
396
00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:47,920
Oh, my god! Indian point.
397
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,920
Oh. You recognize it?
398
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,420
Are you kidding me?
399
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,420
I haven't seen
So many bouncing cars
Since the movie earthquake.
400
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,330
So, joe,
What did you have in mind?
401
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,030
[giggling]
Nothing. H-honestly.
I didn't plan this.
402
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:05,100
Oh, did we run out of gas?
403
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:09,670
Come on. Where's
Your spirit of romance?
404
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,670
No. Romance is soft music
And candlelight.
405
00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:15,680
This is kids with acne
Making out.
406
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,310
Joe,
This doesn't seem like you.
407
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,820
Maybe you're seeing
A different side of me.
408
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,820
A side of me you never
Knew--knew--knew that--
409
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,320
D-d-damn it, brian.
410
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,230
Well, maybe it's a side of you
I wouldn't mind seeing.
411
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,500
Oh, oh, cramp!
What? Oh.
412
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,000
Cramp. Cramp. Cramp.
Oh.
413
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,240
(boy #1)
Hey, that's my cello teacher.
Yo, miss chapel!
414
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240
Oh, god.
415
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,740
[horn blaring]
416
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,240
(boy #2)
Hey, shut up!
417
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,250
As you may have guessed,
418
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,750
I'm not really
An old hand at this.
419
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,750
No.
420
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,460
What do you think?
421
00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:00,960
Shall we take
Another stab at it?
422
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,460
Sure, why not?
423
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,960
Hey, captain hackett?
424
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,470
Hey, I thought it was you.
Last flight went great.
425
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,970
And look what I got
From sally bernetti.
426
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,510
Doing better than I am, kid.
Beat it.
427
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,010
Oh, yes, sir.
428
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,010
I'll see you tomorrow
After school.
429
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,360
[both laughing]
430
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,860
This is really weird.
431
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,860
You're tellin' me.
432
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,870
Come on, helen.
I think we can do this.
433
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,870
Let's really concentrate.
434
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,880
[both laughing]
435
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,880
No, I don't think so, joe.
436
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,380
Once more.
No.
437
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,380
Hey, once more.
Be serious.
438
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,380
Serious.
439
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,900
It's not so funny anymore,
Is it?
440
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:18,900
Uh-uh.
441
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,110
Oh, joe. Joe, hold on.
442
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,110
We have to stop for a second.
443
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,980
Oh, y-you mean,
Get in the backseat, maybe?
444
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,820
No, I mean,
We're moving really fast
445
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,820
And we need to stop and think
About what this means
446
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,830
Before we, you know...
447
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,330
Let her rip?
448
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,830
Well, I don't think
That's quite the way
Byron would have put it.
449
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:53,340
But I think that's
Kind of where we're headed.
450
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,340
I mean, we could be
Different after tonight.
451
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,340
We could be lovers.
452
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,340
I mean, people who have
An intimate knowledge
About each other.
453
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,850
We're talkin'
Appendix scars here, joe.
454
00:21:04,850 --> 00:21:06,850
I don't have
An appendix scar.
455
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,850
I think you're taking me
Much too literally.
456
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,850
Yeah, well, I--I just
Meant that--
457
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:14,890
Joe, any way you look at it,
Things are gonna change.
458
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,890
Our relationship at work,
459
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,260
Your relationship with brian.
460
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,260
Mine, too.
461
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,030
We can never be
The 3 musketeers again.
462
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:28,540
So if we're gonna do this,
We should keep in mind
463
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,540
The passing
Of 3 beautiful friendships
464
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,540
And a lot of lovely memories.
465
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,020
So, how was it for you?
466
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,420
I don't think
We're quite ready
For this yet.
467
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,790
So, we're--we're taking
Things slowly.
468
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:53,700
There's nothing wrong
With that.
469
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,700
Joe, we've known each other
For 20 years.
470
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:58,530
It is the longest run
To first base in history.
471
00:21:58,530 --> 00:21:59,830
I thought we got to 2nd base.
472
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,240
No. But I think kenny did.
473
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,740
And from the looks of it,
He's halfway to 3rd.
474
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,250
Let's get out of here.
475
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,750
It's been a long day.
476
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,750
Yeah,
I'm kind of beat myself.
477
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,250
And I'm certainly
Not getting any rest
Back here.
478
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,390
Hey! Brian!
Brian!
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