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Sandpiper air
Would like to welcome
Its arriving passengers
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To nantucket,
Former whaling capital
Of the atlantic.
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For your information
A whale's blowhole can
Generate enough pressure
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To propel a small child
40 feet in the air.
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Isn't mother nature a hoot?
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[seagulls cawing]
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Hi, fay.
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Hey, joe,
How was the flight?
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Uh, fine.
Are there any messages?
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Yes. The bank called,
Your checks are in.
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And jerry stark
Called 3 times.
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I don't know anyone
Named jerry stark.
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That's funny, he said
He was a friend of yours
From high school.
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Huh! He say
Anything else?
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Yes, he said,
God bless you.
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Oh, no! Sounds like
One of those religious types
Asking for money.
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Uh, no,
I think he said that
Because I sneezed.
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Hey, uh,
I just got a bunch of messages
From a guy named jerry stark.
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He told fay that he went
To high school with us.
Do you remember him?
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Uh-uh.
No, me, neither.
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Of course I was so popular,
I didn't have to know
Everybody,
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Everybody wanted
To know me.
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Yeah, they were obviously
Attracted to the braces
On your teeth
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And your
Pizza-like complexion.
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Hackett.
Helen.
Nutcase.
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Say, uh, roy, uh,
I don't mean
To get personal,
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But, uh, why do you have
A miniature bag
Of french fries
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Stuck to your head?
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What?
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[chuckling]
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It's that boy of mine, r.J.
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[chuckling]
What a sense of humor.
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He keeps sneaking up behind me
And sticking refrigerator
Magnets to my head.
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Wh-what makes it stick?
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I got a metal plate
Right about here.
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Roy, this plate of yours,
Is this something new?
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I'm-- I'm guessing
It was elective surgery.
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No. No.
It was a typical
Childhood accident.
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Happened when I was
8 years old
In a little league game.
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Took a fastball
In the old coconut, huh?
No, I was up in the bleachers.
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I tried to swipe
My little brother's milk duds,
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And he hit me
With a brick.
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Baseball fever.
Catch it.
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Plate in his head, wow!
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And I thought
Wooden legs were cool.
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[telephone ringing]
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$10 says
Lowell's packing
A little sheet metal.
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Joe, your friend,
Jerry stark's on the phone.
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Again? Oh, god!
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I hate it
When someone knows me
And I don't know them.
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Well, maybe I'll remember
When I hear his voice.
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Hey, you guys went
To sconset high about
The same time we did.
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Do you remember
A guy named jerry stark?
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Skinny kid, bad teeth,
Big blotch on his face?
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No. That was brian.
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So, when you check
The inventory, lowell,
See, I want you to...
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What are you doin'?
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Well,
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I happen to be a student
Of medical oddities
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And to be quite frank,
Roy,
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This--this plate in your head
Has got me intrigued.
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Now, if I were
To peel back your scalp,
What exactly would I see?
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The inside of a body bag.
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I don't believe it.
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I just did something
Very stupid.
What?
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Well,
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I--I'm on the phone
With this jerry stark guy
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And I was just
Too embarrassed to tell him
I didn't remember who he was.
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So I pretended I did.
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And I just went along
Agreeing with everything
He said.
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And I agreed to be
The best man at his wedding.
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He--he just sprung it on me.
He said I was his best friend.
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And now he and the future
Mrs. What's-her-face
Are gonna be here friday.
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You know,
I don't believe this.
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Uh, you wouldn't be
The best man at my wedding.
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That's 'cause you married
My fiancee.
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Excuses, excuses.
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This is crazy.
I must know him.
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Why would a person
Ask a total stranger
To be his best man?
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Ooh, I smell the start
Of a hitchcock movie.
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Hey, roy,
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Do you ever remember
There being a family
By the name of stark
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On the island?
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No.
What about you, lowell,
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The name jerry stark
Ring a bell?
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Well, I could be wrong,
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But I think he's the guy
Who played potsie's cousin
On happy days.
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Hey, joe.
Got our old high school
Yearbook.
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Wanna see if we can find
Jerry stark?
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Oh, yeah.
(brian)
Heads up.
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This has been
Driving me nuts.
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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We're, uh, looking
Through the yearbook
Trying to find jerry stark.
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Oh, hey,
Sounds like fun.
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[hissing]
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Hey, nice catch, fay.
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Gee, you'd think
That'd hurt her teeth.
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Ah, what's this?
The sconset high
Whale, right?
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Oh, wait, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Schaeffer, simpson...
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[both moaning]
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Jerry stark, not pictured.
Damn!
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The only activity
He's got listed is
The french club.
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So check and see
If he's there.
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Oh! Hey, hey, hey, look.
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[chuckling]
There's helen in orchestra.
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Ha! Oh, well,
If you can call it that.
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There were
Only 7 of us,
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So I had to fill
Both the first
And the second chairs.
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Yeah.
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Looks like you're spilling
Over on to the third, too.
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Ok, so I was
A little pudgy.
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Well, what are you
Waiting for, joe?
Turn the page!
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Oh, god,
I'd almost forgotten!
Yeah, yeah, I wish you had.
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[laughing]
[chuckling]
And what have we here?
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"Joe hackett as marcellus
In the drama guild production
Of hamlet."
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Huh!
Mmm, nice legs, joe.
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Yeah.
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Those tights pretty much
Showed your name and address,
Didn't they?
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Joe apparently lived
In a small apartment.
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Ooh, yeah.
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French club,
French club.
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Here we go, french club.
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And here's jerry stark,
Third row up,
Fifth from the left, hmm.
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Oh, I don't believe it!
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He's completely hidden
By karen stegner's hair.
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I know this is
A long shot,
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But since he belonged
To the french club,
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Do you think our old teacher
Would remember who he was?
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Monsieur busard?
Yeah.
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[exclaiming]
It's worth a try.
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Busard was such
A weird little guy.
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He always smelled
Of cheap wine
And cigarettes.
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God, I envied him.
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Hello, monsieur busard?
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Right, right, right.
Bonjour.
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Uh, this is joe hackett,
And I was wo...
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Uh, pardon?
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Pardon?
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[stammering]
Can you hold on a second?
Uh, s'il vous plait?
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He seems to be
A few croissants
Short of a dozen.
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He refuses to speak
Any english at all.
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All right,
Well, just tell him
To, uh, wait-o a second-o.
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Good, brian.
That's spanish.
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Joe, uh, phil's here.
He needs you to check
The fuel orders.
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Ok, wait one second, lowell.
Uh, how do you say "School"
In french?
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Um...
Ecole.
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Wait, y-you speak french?
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[speaking french]
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Well, do you parle enough
To ask monsieur busard
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If he remembers a man
Named jerry stark?
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What's the matter?
Didn't that happy days lead
Pan out for him?
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No. No.
Can you just ask him?
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[speaking french]
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[speaking french]
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He's thinking, joe.
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[speaking french]
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Never heard of him.
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Now I know why
The french love jerry lewis.
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[telephone ringing]
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[people chattering]
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It's electrified.
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I've got it. I've got it.
I know who jerry stark is.
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And not a moment too soon.
His plane just arrived.
So, who is he already?
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Ok, remember that guy
In study hall, the quiet one,
Sat on the side,
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Average height,
Medium build,
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Always had sort of
A vacant look on his face?
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Oh, good, joe.
You just described half
The men in eastern europe.
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What's important is
I figured it out.
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Oh, yeah,
There he is.
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Boy,
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He has not changed one bit.
Joe.
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Jerry?
Joe!
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Jerry!
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It's great to see you, joe.
You look just like
I remembered you.
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And you look just like...
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You.
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Wow! Look at this, joe.
You're a pilot.
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You own your own airline.
You realized
Your lifelong dream.
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Yeah, I guess I did.
I realized my dream, too.
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Oh, hey, great.
So you finally became a...
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[stammering]
Uh, I forget
The technical term for it.
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Dentist?
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Yeah, that's it!
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[laughing]
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What a maniac!
I've missed that
Great sense of humor!
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This guy has been waiting
All these years to find
Someone as funny as joe?
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Hey, here she is,
The future mrs. Stark.
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Marilyn, say hello
To joe hackett.
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Show him your caps, honey.
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Hi, joe.
Hi, marilyn.
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So, uh, where did you
2 kids meet?
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At an auto accident.
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That's unusual.
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It's what I do.
I take pictures
At auto accidents
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And sell them
To insurance companies.
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I took an illegal left turn
And got nailed
By a bread truck.
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It's one of my best shots.
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Oh, yeah.
Was that jerry there?
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No, that's
A parker house roll.
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There's jerry!
Over there.
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[chuckling]
Oh, yeah.
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I guess they wouldn't use
The jaws of life
To save a roll.
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Didn't I tell you
He had a great--
Great sense of humor.
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Yes, you did.
Come on, marilyn.
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You know how I hate
The way you always--
Finish your sentences.
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00:11:32,950 --> 00:11:35,450
You're right.
Forgive me, honey.
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Sorry, joe.
It's really her--
My only fault.
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At least, that's
What jerry says.
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Oh, uh, jerry, marilyn,
I want you to meet--
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Brian and helen, right?
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Nice to see you again.
Hey, jerry,
Good to see you.
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I told her how you 3
Were practically joined
At the hip.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was fun for a while,
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But it was hell
Having a suit made.
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Well, we gotta go.
Yeah, we gotta go.
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[all chattering]
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Hi, I'm fay cochran.
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I don't want to interrupt
But I heard about
Your wedding
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And I wanted to add
My best wishes.
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Marriage is
A wonderful institution.
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I know. I've been there
3 times myself.
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Uh, marriage, I mean,
Not an institution.
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Thank you, fay.
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A-and if I know joe here,
He's planning a doozy
Of a bachelor party for you.
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Bachelor party?
Cool!
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Joe, you didn't have
To do that.
Well, of course he did.
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It's the best man's
Responsibility.
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Well, I wouldn't have expected
Anything less from my buddy.
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Listen, we gotta go
Rent a car.
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We'll be back in a second.
Come on, honey.
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Did you hear that?
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This has gotten out of hand.
I'm not going through
With this.
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I don't care
How embarrassing it is,
I'm gonna tell him right now.
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Joe, I just wanted you
To know
How thrilled jerry is
235
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,400
That you're going to be
His best man.
236
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,900
Well, I should've
Told him this before,
237
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,670
But it's hard for me to say--
How much you love him.
238
00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,170
I understand.
239
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:04,170
No. What I m-meant to say
Was I don't know--
240
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,680
How much you mean to him.
241
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:09,180
Joe, ever since
Jerry's parents died,
242
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,180
And with him being
An only child,
243
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,180
Well, you are
The closest thing
He has to family.
244
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,090
Look, joe,
About that bachelor party,
245
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,590
I didn't give you
Much notice, so...
246
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,090
So don't go to
Too much trouble.
247
00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:23,590
Maybe just get
The old gang together.
248
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,560
Yeah, well, uh, ok.
249
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,370
Refresh my memory.
Exactly who was
In the old gang?
250
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,940
Hey, who wasn't?
251
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,440
Ok, let's start there.
Who wasn't in the old gang?
252
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:41,610
Didn't I tell you?
Is he a--
A maniac, or what?
253
00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:44,110
Marilyn, we're gonna have
To have--
Have that talk again.
254
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,120
We're staying
At the harbor house, buddy.
255
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,620
I'll call you later on.
Bye.
256
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,120
Ok, talk to you later.
See you.
257
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,620
Great.
258
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,130
Now, I have to throw
A bachelor party
For a complete stranger.
259
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,430
Where am I supposed to get
Sleazy entertainment
At this hour?
260
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,700
Call this number.
Ask for raven.
261
00:14:06,170 --> 00:14:07,670
Wait a minute.
Why do you--
262
00:14:07,670 --> 00:14:09,670
Oh, yeah, never mind.
263
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,980
If this was my old gang,
I'd shoot myself.
264
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:24,990
Look, the only reason
These guys are here is
265
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,990
Because I promised them
Some hot entertainment.
266
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:30,490
And it better be good, joey,
Because if fay turns up
With her slides from vermont,
267
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,990
Things could get ugly.
268
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,860
It's already ugly.
Check out roy's pants.
269
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,400
Uh, don't worry.
I hired an exotic dancer.
She'll be out in a minute.
270
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,900
All right.
271
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,800
Wait--wait,
Who are those guys?
272
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,840
I'm not too sure.
They followed me home
From the cash machine,
273
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,670
So if I were you,
I'd keep my eye on 'em.
274
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,680
Nice place you got here,
Hackett.
275
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,150
Say, listen,
Is that couch treated with
That stain-resistant stuff?
276
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,510
No. Why?
277
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,350
I was just asking.
By the way,
You're out of clam dip.
278
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,650
Oh, check the fridge.
279
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,660
[doorbell ringing]
I'll get it, joe.
280
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,160
Ah, monsieur busard.
281
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,160
[speaking french]
282
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,300
Ok, fellas, uh,
Things are gonna get started
As soon as jerry arrives.
283
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,800
Who?
284
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,310
Jerry stark,
The guest of honor.
Hmm.
285
00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:19,280
Just--just act like
You're glad to see him.
286
00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:22,510
And if anyone knows
Who the hell he is,
Please tell me.
287
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,510
[doorbell ringing]
288
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,750
Hey, jerry,
Come on in.
289
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,250
Hey. Hey, fellas,
Look who's here.
290
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,120
Hi.
Hiya, jerry.
291
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,260
[speaking french]
292
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,760
Hey, jimmy.
Jerry.
293
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,760
Whatever.
294
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,560
Wow! This is great.
295
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,570
[chuckling]
Hey, jeff. Larry.
296
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:47,400
And monsieur busard.
My favorite teacher.
297
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:49,870
[speaking french]
298
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,510
Come on, hackett,
Get this show on the road.
Bring on the babe.
299
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,580
Yeah, brian promised nudity.
Nudity?
300
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,010
[all chattering]
Ok, ok, ok.
301
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,350
[whistles]
302
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,150
Settle down, everybody.
Entertainment's
About to begin.
303
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:04,150
I would like to introduce
Salome and her dance
Of the 7 veils.
304
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,590
[music playing]
305
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,790
[men cheering]
306
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,690
(brian)
My compliments on salome.
307
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,560
Yeah, her name's
Not really salome.
308
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,560
It's roberta mull
From the gift shop
Down on federal.
309
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,560
No!
310
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,070
Hey, for a second there
I thought I was in morocco.
311
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,070
[speaking french]
312
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,880
[all cheering]
313
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,090
Roberta?
314
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,450
Jerry?
315
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,790
Jerry stark? You kind of
Looked like you, but--
316
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,160
Oh, roberta.
317
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,160
You know him, too?
318
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,560
We dated in high school.
319
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,400
When my dad moved us
To ohio, roberta and I
Lost touch.
320
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,670
What's going on here,
Hackett?
321
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,170
She going to take it
All off or what?
322
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,140
Yeah, brian,
You said, "Naked."
323
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,510
Nudity!
324
00:16:58,510 --> 00:17:00,810
[all chanting]
Nudity, nudity.
325
00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,710
I've never forgotten you.
326
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,650
Every time I meet a woman,
I compare her to you.
327
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:10,090
Can we get out of here
And talk?
328
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,290
Look, joe, I hope
You don't mind,
329
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,990
But, uh, we have to leave.
330
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:17,990
Bye, joe.
331
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,430
Oh, by the way,
Great party.
332
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,830
Come on,
Come on, hackett.
333
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,370
[all chanting]
Nudity, nudity, nudity.
Shh, shh, stop.
334
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,300
Be quiet.
Now--now, joe, uh,
335
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,310
If you've ever wanted
To dance naked in front
Of a large group of men,
336
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,470
Here's your chance.
337
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,010
[all chanting]
Nudity!
338
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,150
[music playing]
339
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,350
Oh, I think jerry's wedding
Turned out to be
Pretty special.
340
00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,860
Oh, yeah.
His best man didn't know him,
341
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,360
He dumped his fiancee
And married the belly dancer,
342
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,660
And monsieur busard got
So drunk he choked
On a chicken wing.
343
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,630
Hey, by the way, brian,
Nice heimlich.
344
00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:58,070
Hey, it's the least I could do
For my dance partner.
345
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,010
Well, this whole
Miserable weekend
Is almost over.
346
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,010
Jerry's leaving today,
347
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,010
And he'll just be
A distant memory.
348
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,510
Mmm.
349
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,010
And now,
Ladies and gentlemen,
350
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:13,580
Live, for the first time
Anywhere,
Mr. And mrs. Jerry stark.
351
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,580
[brian sputtering]
352
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:16,590
Brian, you're a maniac.
353
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:18,590
Look, joe, before
We head off to boston,
354
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:22,090
Roberta and I wanted
To thank you
For everything again.
355
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,090
Especially getting us
Back together.
356
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,960
I gotta say, uh,
Marilyn was
A really good sport.
357
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,900
Imagine, she actually
Attended the wedding.
358
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,770
She was a little down
During the ceremony,
359
00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:32,270
But she perked up
At the reception
360
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:35,570
When the roast beef trolley
Sideswiped the dessert cart.
361
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:39,270
Now, look, you, I want you
To promise you'll come out
To columbus and visit us.
362
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,580
I'll try.
That's not good enough.
363
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,580
I want you to get out
Your calendar right now
364
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,580
And pick a date.
Fall might be good.
365
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,880
We could drive to circleville
For the pumpkin festival.
366
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,990
Hey, better yet,
Why don't we come back
For the holidays?
367
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:53,490
You and me
Around the old christmas tree
Sipping sparkling apple cider,
368
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:55,990
Listening to perry como
Sing christmas carols.
369
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,990
Imagine that.
I'm tryin'.
370
00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:01,000
And, joe, you know
How much I love kids.
371
00:19:01,430 --> 00:19:04,430
Well, roberta and I've decided
We're definitely having
A big family.
372
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,570
Yeah, and boy or girl,
The first one's gonna be
Named joe.
373
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,070
[stammering]
Now, look.
374
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,570
You see, that's--
And of course we want you
To be godfather.
375
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,080
If anything ever happens
To roberta and me,
376
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,440
We would want you
To raise our children.
All of 'em.
377
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,880
No, no. I can't--
Joe, it's important to us.
378
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,750
I'll have my attorney
Draw up the papers.
379
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,450
No, you shouldn't--
I won't take no for an answer.
380
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:23,950
I just got a great idea.
381
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:26,460
Our kids could spend
Their summers here
With uncle joe.
382
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,460
No! No!
That can't happen.
Why not?
383
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,460
Because I don't know...
384
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:33,960
Who you are.
385
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,840
What are you talking about?
386
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,270
Look, I should've told you
This before but,
387
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,040
I don't remember you.
388
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,010
I don't remember your name.
I don't remember your face.
389
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:53,010
You are
A complete blank to me.
390
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,980
I'm sorry.
391
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,220
[laughing]
392
00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:09,370
Well, how--how could you
Not remember me?
393
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,370
I mean, I may have only gone
To school here for a semester,
394
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,170
But we were pals.
I know we were.
395
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440
Jerry, I--
396
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,170
[sighing]
397
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:19,270
You honestly don't remember
Picking me for your team
In gym class?
398
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,680
Or re-recall that time
You made a place for me
At your lunch table?
399
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,520
Or what about every single day
When you were on the way
To your locker?
400
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,020
I'd be standing at mine,
And as you walked past
You'd go,
401
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,020
"How's it going, buddy?"
402
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,660
Jerry, if I did
Those things--
403
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:38,060
If you did them, joe?
I'm not crazy.
404
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:41,200
Next, you'll be telling me
You don't remember
The homecoming game.
405
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,700
Well, of course I do.
406
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,000
I--I caught a short pass,
Took it up the middle 62 yards
For the winning touchdown.
407
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,400
It was 48 yards, joe,
But I was talking about
After the game.
408
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,140
I was standing with
This big crowd of kids,
409
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,640
And you walked by
On your way to that party
At the beach.
410
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,610
Well, you looked right at me
And said, "Hey, come on."
411
00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:02,280
We were friends, joe.
412
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:06,220
Sandpiper air
Flight 25 for boston
Will now begin boarding.
413
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,060
Well, I'm really sorry
To have bothered you.
414
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,560
I'll be going now.
415
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,200
And you and your real friends
Can have a good laugh.
416
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,740
Hey, jerry.
417
00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:27,580
Gotcha.
418
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:29,680
Huh?
419
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,480
Oh, come on.
I'm yanking your chain.
420
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,980
Do you think I would go
Through all of this,
421
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:39,290
Be your best man,
Throw you a bachelor party,
If I didn't remember you?
422
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,460
You mean?
I'm kidding.
423
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:44,460
What did you do?
Did you get married and lose
Your sense of humor?
424
00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:50,470
Is this guy a maniac?
425
00:21:50,970 --> 00:21:51,970
Maniac!
426
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,970
(jerry)
Jeez.
427
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,470
Look, we better get going.
I'll call you soon.
428
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:58,970
Ok, buddy.
Thanks for everything.
429
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,520
I can't believe
I fell for that gag.
430
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,020
[sighing]
431
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,530
You still don't have
The slightest idea
Who he is, do you?
432
00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:21,530
Not a clue.
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