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(helen)
Last week on wings.
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A couple of weeks ago,
I was in saint croix
And I ran into your ex-wife.
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Carol is stopping in boston
On her way to london.
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What?
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I've got to get
In touch with carol.
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This might be
My last chance
To win her back.
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The message is,
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"Meet me at the top
Of the prudential building,
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Tonight, 8:00."
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Somebody's trying
To take off in this soup.
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It's my idiot brother.
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Ok, look, joe,
I know you're upset
That I took the plane.
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I know that.
But I just could not
Let this opportunity
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To see carol slip by
Without even trying.
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And you'll be happy to know
That she never showed.
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These are for you.
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Some lady named carol
Gave 'em to me.
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What'd she say?
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"As much as it hurts,
I have to move on."
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Carol's finally gone.
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[elevator bell dings]
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(all)
Carol?
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[seagulls cawing]
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Oh! Carol.
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I knew you'd come.
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I knew you'd come back.
Oh, uh...
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Well, you're one up on me.
I had no idea I'd be here.
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That's why I sent
The cab driver
With the flowers.
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Yeah, yeah, luther.
Oh, great guy.
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I think we're engaged.
If we can get past
The racial thing.
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Hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey.
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Bet you feel
Pretty silly now, huh?
Look who showed up.
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[chuckling]
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Gee, joe,
This is an unexpectedly
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Awkward moment.
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Yeah, but thank god
It's uncomfortable.
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Yeah.
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The only reason I'm here
Is because I thought
You wouldn't be.
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I figured brian might need
Someone to make sure
He got home safe and sound.
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Ah, you know joe.
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Once a crossing guard,
Always a crossing guard.
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Well, well, carol.
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I guess I'm
The last person on earth
You expected to see here.
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I'm sorry,
Do we know each other?
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I'm helen chapel.
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I'm sorry.
Oh, please,
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Don't tell me
You don't know who I...
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That's right.
Last time you saw me,
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I was a little overweight.
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I'm trying to place you--
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You used to call me,
"Fat, fat, the water rat."
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Helen, apparently, she--
Oh, of course,
She remembers who I was.
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I went to school with her
For 8 years, for god sakes.
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Helen, why don't
We see what's out
These other windows?
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I sat right next to you
In 4th grade.
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I'd do your homework,
And you'd give me
Your lunch.
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[stammering]
I just can't believe
You're here.
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Um, carol, I know
This time we're really
Gonna make it work.
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No, no, no, really,
And--and I--
Brian, brian.
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[elevator bell dings]
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Before you go jumping
To any conclusions,
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I'm still going to london.
I just...
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I mean,
I have a job there.
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It's just,
When I got on the plane,
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I couldn't stop thinking
Of you standing here
All by yourself.
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But you're forgetting luther
And what we mean
To each together.
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You had no way of knowing
I'd even get your message.
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But you...
I knew you'd be here.
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I couldn't ignore
A gesture like that.
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A gesture like mine?
What about your gesture?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean, flying
To london from miami,
Stopping in boston?
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That's not exactly
A direct flight.
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I mean, why else
Would you wanna come here
Other than to see me?
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To say good-bye
To my parents?
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Oh.
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Hey, do they still have
That 3-legged
Blind chihuahua?
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Lucky? Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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Well, look, brian,
I better go.
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I think I can still catch
The late flight.
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[gasps]
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Oh.
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[exhales]
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We should've kissed
Like that more often.
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I guess I was
Always too busy trying
To swallow your tonsils.
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Look, uh,
We can't let it
End like this.
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You gotta come back
To nantucket with me.
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I'm not looking
For a commitment
Or anything like that.
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Just give it
40 or 50 years,
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And then
If things don't work out,
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I'll pop your teeth back in
And off you go.
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[sighing]
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Well, maybe
It's worth a try.
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[exclaims]
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Ok.
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Hey, uh, guys,
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Carol is coming back
To the island with us.
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No kidding.
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Isn't that great?
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Your father used to run
That little ice cream parlor
On federal street, right?
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Yes, but I--
Well, that was
Practically my 2nd home.
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Of course, now I know
That I only overeat
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Because I'm nervous
Or anxious about something.
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Helen--
Oh, you remember?
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You pushed me down
On the sidewalk 'cause
I spilled hot fudge
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All over
Your new dress.
Give it up, helen.
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[sighing]
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I'm hungry.
Is anybody hungry?
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Haven't you got anything
To eat back here?
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Some peanuts
Or some crackers or--
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Relax, will you?
It's only
A 40-minute flight.
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Maybe one of those
Pre-moistened towelettes.
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You know,
With the lemon scent.
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I could just
Sort of suck on it.
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Oh, would you
Look at that moon?
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Isn't it beautiful?
Hmm.
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Ah, well, well, well,
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Would you look at
The 3 of us?
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[laughs]
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You know,
There was a time
When I didn't think
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I'd be speaking
To either of you again.
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Joe, about that time
When--when brian and I,
Um, well, you know...
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You mean,
When you dumped me
And ran off with brian?
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Oh, you do remember.
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Don't worry, carol,
That was 6 years ago.
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I don't even think
About it anymore.
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[inaudible]
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Well, can I say
I'm sorry?
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I think you just did.
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So, uh, I guess
You're gonna be needing
A place to stay.
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(carol)
Oh, I'll find a room.
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Oh, don't be silly.
You can move in with us.
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Joe can move out
For a few days.
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All right?
Um...
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Oh, no, I don't want
To inconvenience anybody.
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[thudding]
Well, how about helen?
She's got an extra bedroom.
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Ah, but that's ok, really.
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I feel a little uncomfortable
Staying with strangers.
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There are plenty of
Guest houses on the island.
I'll be fine.
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[plastic crackling]
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Ha! Yeah!
I found a package
Of roasted almonds.
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Found it right between
The seats.
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Ha!
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00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:10,480
[birds chirping]
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Morning, helen.
What you got there?
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None of your business.
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Looks like you crushed up
A bag of oreos
And poured milk over them.
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I'm all out
Of oat bran, ok?
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Are you upset
About somethin'?
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I'm not upset
About anything.
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I'm just trying to have
A little breakfast here,
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And if hear one more word
Out of you,
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I'm gonna cram
This friggin' bowl
Down your throat.
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You know,
For a second there,
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She sounded just like
My late wife.
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Where's helen?
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Trust me, lowell,
You don't wanna know.
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Yes, I do.
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I think it's
One of those woman things.
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God, I'm tired of those.
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You're tired of them?
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00:08:01,630 --> 00:08:02,970
Yeah.
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00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:06,470
You're tired
Of those woman things?
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Roy, are you telling me
That you're a woman
Dressed up like a man?
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What did you say?
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And a hearing loss
To boot.
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You've got a lot
On your plate, my friend.
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Are you stark raving mad?
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Ah, a fiery wench.
Guys love that.
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You stay away from me.
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Relax, roy.
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My wife would kill me
If she caught me
Cheating on her.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, brian,
How was the flight?
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Ah, routine.
The controls seemed
A little sluggish at first,
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But then some
Fat guy fell out,
And everything was fine.
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Very funny.
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Hey, joe.
Yeah?
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I promised I would
Take carol on a picnic
Over at siasconset light.
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But in order to do that,
You gotta take
My next flight for me, huh?
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Sounds like you guys are
Getting along pretty well.
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Ah, we're doing great.
It's like a fresh start.
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So, what do you say?
You'll do it, please?
Please, please, please?
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
Ah! Great!
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I just gotta dash out
And get some goodies.
I'll be back in 10 minutes.
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I love you.
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I've got to start paying
Closer attention around here.
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Good god, helen,
What are you doing?
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I'm having
A little snack.
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Ever since carol came back,
You've done nothing
But eat, eat, eat.
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Helen, look at yourself.
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You've got pie
All over your face.
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Oh, god.
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I'm lettin'
This woman affect me.
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I've reverted back to
My old self-destructive
Eating habits.
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Take that away from me.
Good for you.
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Ugh! I don't wanna
See that anymore.
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I'm done piggin' out.
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Thanks, joe.
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Lowell, did you get
The pizza?
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00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,840
Uh, it's out in the pickup.
You want me to get it?
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00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,840
No, no, no.
Bring it out
To the hangar.
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There's too many prying eyes
Around here.
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Right.
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And whatever you do,
Don't let joe see you.
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Don't worry about joe.
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He's got other things
On his mind.
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00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,250
[knocking on door]
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00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,790
Am I disturbing anything?
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00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,290
Carol.
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00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,290
No, come in.
I was just straightening up
My desk.
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00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,260
[airplane whirring]
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00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,830
Still neat as a pin, huh?
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00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:13,330
Well, hey,
I am getting better.
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00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:15,330
I mean-- I mean,
Do you see that stapler?
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00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:18,330
In the old days,
That would've had to have been
At a 90-degree angle.
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00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:20,840
Now it's about 82,
And it doesn't bother me
At all.
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00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:26,780
So, uh, you're going
On a picnic, huh?
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00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,450
Joe, I hope
All this hasn't been
Too difficult for you.
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00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:33,450
You mean, seeing you
And brian together?
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00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,420
No, no, it's ok.
I'm happy for you two.
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00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,420
I mean,
It took me a while,
But I finally realized
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That it's not gonna work
Between you and me.
And if it's not gonna--
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Carol!
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Carol.
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No! No!
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This--this can't happen.
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00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,240
You came back for brian.
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00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,150
I know I did.
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00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,650
But all of a sudden,
All these feelings for you
Came welling up inside me.
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00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:09,020
I didn't plan this, joe.
I'm as surprised as you are.
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00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:10,020
I doubt it.
Oh.
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00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,520
[both moaning]
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00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,530
[grunting]
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00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,590
We should be ashamed
Of ourselves.
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00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,600
I mean, brian is out
Buying bread and cheese
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00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,600
And, I don't know,
Those little smoked oysters,
Maybe, and--and...
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00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,700
Oh, I hope he doesn't get
Those little smoked oysters.
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00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,140
I don't like those.
Do you?
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00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,640
Not much.
240
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,140
Well, sometimes
If you get the right kind.
I like the ones...
241
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,880
[moaning]
242
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,880
Joe, we've got to
Stop this right now
Before it goes any further.
243
00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,680
I couldn't agree more.
244
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:41,920
[both panting]
245
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,960
What am I doing?
246
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,960
Joe, stop feeling
So guilty.
247
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,400
I'm partly
To blame here, too.
248
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,300
Oh, don't be so hard
On yourself.
249
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,300
I'm sure you just tripped,
Fell, and landed on my lips.
250
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,540
It could happen to anyone.
251
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:04,340
I'm sorry.
Are you still angry with me?
252
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:05,340
Furious.
253
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,610
Hey, guys? Guys?
254
00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,110
Out here, brian.
255
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,520
Hey.
256
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,820
What happened
To your desk?
257
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,760
My desk?
Yeah.
258
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,990
Oh, uh, I was just
Polishing it.
259
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,660
Ah, it's so nice and shiny.
Mom would've been proud.
260
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,660
Oh, I don't know.
Hey.
261
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,170
Hi, there.
262
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,470
Hey, I got a can
Of those little smoked oysters
I know you like so much.
263
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,470
Ooh, yum, yum.
264
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,940
Hey, joe, joe,
I wanna thank you
For what you did.
265
00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:39,280
I didn't do anything.
Why would I do something?
266
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,250
Come on, you took
My flight for me,
And I appreciate it.
267
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,250
Oh, that. Right.
Yeah, hey, anytime.
Uh, which reminds me.
268
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,750
I gotta go do
My flee fright--
Uh, my free flight--
269
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:48,680
I--I gotta go.
270
00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,190
Yeah.
271
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,990
Hey, carol, you got
A paper clip on your back.
272
00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:55,990
[door closing]
273
00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,270
[footsteps pattering]
274
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,210
Good night, joe.
275
00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:16,510
And thanks again
For letting me work
At sandpiper air.
276
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:19,520
You're welcome, fay,
But you don't have to say
That to me every night.
277
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,220
You've got the job.
278
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:25,220
Oh, um, well, in that case,
I'd like a dental plan.
279
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,330
I'm kidding.
280
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,330
Sort of.
281
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,860
Good night.
282
00:13:36,370 --> 00:13:37,870
Well, she's all
Locked up, joe.
283
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,870
Just catch the front door
On your way out.
284
00:13:39,870 --> 00:13:42,370
Ok, lowell.
Good night.
285
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,870
Everything ok, joe?
286
00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:47,880
Well, actually,
I've got a little problem.
287
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,050
But, hey,
Everyone has problems.
288
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,050
Not like yours.
289
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:57,420
Listen, joe,
If you and brian wanna
Date each other,
290
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,420
Well, it's
Your own business.
291
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,930
But before you give up
On the fairer sex,
292
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,430
Give roy a call.
293
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:07,160
A nicer gal
You won't find anywhere.
294
00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:18,210
Lowell just gave me
A really weird look.
295
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:19,710
How could you tell?
296
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,680
Hey--hey,
What are you doing here?
297
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,180
I thought you went
To dinner with carol.
298
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,680
Nah, I just dropped her off.
299
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,480
She said she did something
To her back today.
300
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,720
Yeah, that can happen.
301
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,090
Joe, I want you to know
302
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:36,090
How much I appreciate you
Being such a great sport
About all this.
303
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:39,500
Uh, brian, listen.
304
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,000
There's something
I-- I've gotta--
305
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,500
Joe, joe, joe, joe.
306
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,500
If carol and I do
Get back together,
307
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,000
Maybe we can add
A room onto the house.
308
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,640
Brian, listen to me, I--
309
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:50,640
Of course, eventually
We'll have to move into
Something a little bigger
310
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640
Once the little ones
Start arriving.
I'd kind of like a girl.
311
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,640
Brian, please--
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you think--
312
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,040
What do you think
About names?
313
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,550
I'm kind of partial
To doraldine.
Brian.
314
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:01,550
Ah, but there'll be
Like 6 other doraldines
In her class.
315
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,090
But I--
Brian, how 'bout you shut up
For god's sake?
316
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,490
Brian...
317
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,960
Carol made
A pass at me today.
318
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,760
I don't believe you.
319
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,600
Brian, it's true.
320
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,100
And what's worse is,
321
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,600
I passed back.
322
00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,810
Hmm. Well,
That part I believe.
323
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,810
Oh, boy.
324
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:32,420
Oh, this must be
Real sweet for you, huh?
325
00:15:32,410 --> 00:15:34,780
Yeah, you couldn't wait
To take your revenge,
Could you?
326
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,120
So--so, when did you
Start planning this, huh?
327
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,620
When you heard that
She was coming back
To nantucket?
328
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,020
Or didn't it occur to you
Until you saw
That I was happy?
329
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,660
That's not true!
Yeah, it is true!
330
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:44,790
Brian, carol made
The first move.
331
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,060
Now, you shut up!
332
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,560
Look, 6 years ago
She left me
And went after you.
333
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,570
6 months ago, she left you
And--and went after
Some other guy.
334
00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:52,900
Why is it so hard
To believe?
335
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,000
Because it's
Different this time!
I know it is.
336
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,010
Brian, I just don't wanna
See you get hurt again.
337
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,510
Hey, if you don't
Wanna get hurt,
338
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:00,410
You stay away from her.
339
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,240
Brian!
340
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,250
[knocking on door]
341
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,780
[knocking on door]
342
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:11,290
Hello, carol.
343
00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,290
W-w-what do you want?
Helen, isn't it?
344
00:16:13,290 --> 00:16:14,790
Very good.
345
00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,190
Aren't you gonna
Invite me in? Thank you.
346
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,560
What do you want?
347
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,570
No, the question is
What do you want?
348
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:29,200
Haven't you screwed up
The hackett boys' life
Enough for one lifetime?
349
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,570
Have you been drinking?
350
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:35,080
I've had 4 glasses
Of chianti
With my spaghetti.
351
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,580
And I had 3 helpings of that
If you must know.
352
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,920
Ah, well,
That would explain
353
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,920
That attractive
Spaghetti sauce stain
On your sweater then.
354
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,420
Oh, yeah, I accidentally
Bounced a meatball
Off my left breast.
355
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:51,230
I want you to leave.
356
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,230
Well, the feeling is mutual.
357
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:58,230
Where do you get off
Not remembering who I am?
358
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,740
We were in every school
Production together.
359
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,740
You were always
The star of the show,
360
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:06,240
And I played the cello
Down in the pit.
361
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,240
If that isn't a metaphor
For something.
362
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,750
You even signed
My yearbook.
363
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,750
"I'll never forget you.
Love, carol."
364
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,760
That's you?
365
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,630
You were
The fat, little cellist
Down in the pit.
366
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:26,500
Yes, yes! That was me!
You remember!
367
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
So, how you been?
368
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,370
So, that's what
This is all about?
369
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,370
Oh, yes, I remember you.
370
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,870
You always hated me
371
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,710
'cause brian and joe
Were interested in me
And not you.
372
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:41,980
You're crazy.
373
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:44,450
There was plenty
Of other reasons
To hate you.
374
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,450
But that was the big one,
Wasn't it?
375
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,680
And apparently,
Things haven't changed.
376
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,690
Oh, it must be
So frustrating for you.
377
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:55,390
I mean, in one day,
I have the boys falling
All over each other.
378
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:58,390
Something you haven't
Been able to accomplish
In 10 years.
379
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,830
[shouts]
I bet
You remember me now!
380
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,200
[screaming]
381
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,570
[knocking on door]
382
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,070
[grunting]
383
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,440
[banging on door]
384
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,570
Hey, carol! Hey!
385
00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:14,410
(brian)
Helen, what is goin' on here?
386
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,610
She's drunk!
387
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,110
Have you been drinking,
Helen?
388
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,620
[whispering]
I had a little wine
With dinner.
389
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,750
Now, what is
All this about?
390
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,260
Well, look who's asking
The questions.
391
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,260
I could ask you
A real doozy, lover-boy.
392
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:30,760
And so could
Your brother,
393
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,260
[whispering]
If he knew.
394
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,260
I've already told brian.
395
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,270
What do you know about it?
396
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:40,270
Oh, I saw you two
Pawing each other.
397
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,770
I bet you never guessed
398
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:44,770
There would be someone
Sitting in those lockers
Eating pizza.
399
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,480
She was all over him
Like syrup on pancakes.
400
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,750
Ooh, that sounds good.
401
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,250
Does this place have
Room service?
I'll go check.
402
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,460
Oh, how could you
Do this to me?
403
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,960
Brian, I am so sorry
If I hurt you.
404
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,960
It's just, I feel like
I'm being torn apart.
405
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,470
I mean, half of me wants
You and all the craziness
That goes with you,
406
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:15,270
But--but the other half wants
Joe, so strong and solid.
407
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,210
You can have
The half of her that cooks.
408
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:18,970
How can you joke
About this?
409
00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:20,440
Because it's what I do.
410
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,840
This isn't fair
To either one of you.
411
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,350
I have to make a decision.
I know that.
412
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,850
Could you just give me
A minute, 'cause I can't
Think straight.
413
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:31,890
We'll know
Soon enough, eh?
414
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,620
Would you listen
To yourself?
415
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,130
She's in there deciding
Which one of us
She's gonna pick.
416
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,630
Like we're a--
We're a couple of melons
On a fruit stand.
417
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,630
Well, I'm taking myself
Out of the running.
418
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,930
And if you have
Any dignity at all,
You'll do the same.
419
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,900
Mmm, dignity was never
My strong suit.
420
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,900
Look what she is doing
To us, brian.
421
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,400
The last time
She came between us,
422
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,910
We didn't speak
For 6 years.
423
00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:52,740
Now, I don't want that
To happen again, do you?
424
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,740
No.
425
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,210
Well, one of us has been
Up front with you.
426
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,210
One of us has told you
The truth.
427
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,720
And only one of us
Really cares about you.
428
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,820
Just my luck it's you.
429
00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:07,160
Oh, oh, you're right.
430
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,420
Oh, this woman is
Poison to us.
431
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,930
Pure strychnine.
432
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:11,930
We're men, brian.
Oh.
433
00:20:11,930 --> 00:20:13,930
Let's act like men.
434
00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,930
Right you are, joseph.
As far as she's concerned,
We're not interested.
435
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,930
[door opening]
436
00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:22,470
Well, there's no gracious way
To do this,
437
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,610
So, uh, I pick brian.
438
00:20:24,610 --> 00:20:26,110
Yes! Yes!
All right! Yes!
439
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:27,610
Melons, brian, melons.
440
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,110
Yeah, ok, ok, ok.
441
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:35,550
I'm sorry, carol.
I'm not interested.
442
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,920
I see.
443
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,420
And what about you, joe?
444
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,230
Are you rejecting me, too?
445
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:47,000
Joe?
446
00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,630
Joe, she's talking to you.
447
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,940
Now, what is wrong with you?
You're as bad as I am,
448
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,470
For crying out loud.
You're right, you're right.
Let's face it.
449
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,980
Neither one of us
Has the prunes
To break up with her.
450
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,880
It's gonna have to be
A team effort.
451
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,380
We have to tell her that
We can't see her anymore.
452
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:08,050
Let's do it.
453
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:09,550
[both grunting]
454
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,690
Carol, we can't
See you anymore.
455
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,690
Yeah, you're
No good for us.
456
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,160
What's going on?
457
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,660
Oh, sure, we had
Some great times together,
458
00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,660
And those will always be
Cherished memories for us.
459
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,660
Hey, hey, hey, you remember
The first time we saw her?
460
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,170
Our hearts skipped a beat.
Yeah.
461
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:26,670
Now's the time
To say good-bye.
462
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,640
We're breakin' up
With you, carol.
463
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,040
And please, please
Don't try to stop us.
464
00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,480
Good-bye, carol.
Good-bye, carol.
465
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,980
Well, you both know
What you're missing.
466
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:41,020
[both scoffing]
467
00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,340
[knocking on door]
468
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,340
I knew it.
469
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,910
Helen.
470
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,340
Good news.
They do have room service.
471
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:10,350
Do you wanna see
The dessert menu?
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