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You're it!
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Whoa!
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Now you're it.
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Gotcha. Now you're it.
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You're it.
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Great, more Roman soldiers
being paraded into the city.
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As long as they stay in the city.
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{\an8}Let's head over there.
I'm tired of all this running around.
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Hey! Wait!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Ah! Much better. The colors of Rome.
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Whoa. Thanks for the gift, Dad.
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Uh, I mean, Dominus.
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Move aside! Officer Cyrius Maximus.
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Good to see you're making
yourself at home in Capernaum.
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It's not Rome.
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But the people are very... generous.
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Well, we're doing our best
to make it inhabitable.
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And you must be Hilarius.
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I have been known to crack a joke or two.
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- I have something for you.
- Wow, two presents?
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Looks like Saturnalia
came early this year.
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I love it.
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Can I go patrol? Please?
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Just be home by dinner.
We're having my favorite.
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- Please!
- Fish.
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I see I've gotten two officers
for the price of one.
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Twenty-eight, 29, 30.
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Abby? Abby!
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Abby, where are you?
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I should've stayed home
and practiced my flute.
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I don't like this game, Abby.
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It's scary. You could be anywhere.
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Yeah. That's how you play
Hide-and-Seek, Joshua.
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Hey, dummy. She's over there.
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That's cheating.
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Who are you?
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- Besides a rat.
- How dare you?
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I am Hilarius Maximus.
Just moved into town.
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My father is Cyrius Maximus,
a centurion for the Roman Empire.
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And you're already a soldier?
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Uh...
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- Yes.
- Oh, I confess, it was me.
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I didn't look both ways
before crossing the street--
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- I don't think he's here for that, Joshua.
- Oh.
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But I should play with you to make sure
you're not doing anything illegal.
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It was just a game of Hide-and-Seek.
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I love this game.
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Go hide.
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One, two, 30.
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Tell me where she is!
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Hey! That's not how
you're supposed to play.
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Agree to disagree.
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See? Even Sheep knows how to play.
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Play what, now?
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Let's play something else.
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Ooh! How about Roam the Desert?
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That game takes forever.
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I'll play any game with the word "Rome."
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Come on, sea. Part!
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Please.
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Whoosh! My waves have parted.
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But you'd better hurry and cross.
I don't usually do this.
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Move. I'm building an aqueduct here.
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But I'm Moses.
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Well, I'm a soldier.
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And Roman soldiers
were here before the Moses.
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Mm, that sentence is off
for a couple of reasons.
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I wish they'd play Noah's Ark.
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A sheep gets lonely.
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This is fun, right?
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We're just playing "pretend."
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Let's play something else.
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This game is called Cross the Quicksand.
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You just grab whatever you can
and use it to get to the other side.
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Last one across loses.
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It's fun to have someone else play this
with us, so I don't lose every time.
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Ew.
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I demand that one of you carry me.
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Nope. That's not the game.
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Then I declare this side the winning side.
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You can do that?
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If you're the one with the sword.
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So all I need is a sword? Got it.
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You need to stop taking
my social commentary as life advice.
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Well, well. What's for sale today?
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I've got it all today, my good man.
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I've got fresh fish straight
from the Galilee, beautiful jewelry.
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This pendant's lineage
can be traced to the Maccabees.
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Oh, and this rock.
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My youngest will love it.
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He never gets nice things.
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- Aw, poor baby.
- Isn't Joshua the youngest?
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That will be five twigs.
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- Let me see what I can do.
- Wait just a minute.
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Yes?
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Hey!
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This isn't up to regulation.
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I'm gonna have to confiscate it.
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And did you report these earnings
to your tax representative?
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Didn't think so.
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You know what?
Give him all your twigs, Joshua. Let's go.
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But you're acting like
those grow on trees.
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Ha. Looks like I won.
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Yeah, soldiers always do.
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Fine.
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What do you want?
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I want you to stop being mean.
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And I want you to stop changing the rules
just because you're a Roman soldier.
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But I am a Roman soldier.
That's what we do.
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Then this time I'll be the Roman soldier.
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You can't be a Roman soldier.
You're not a man.
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Neither are you.
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- Wha...
- Abby.
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You're... You're not Roman.
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But aren't we just "playing pretend"?
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Okay, sure, how bad could it be?
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- Give me the helmet.
- What?
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The helmet, Hilarius.
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- Uh...
- Hmm.
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Who's ready to play Market?
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- Okay, are you ready?
- Huh, yeah.
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I think I can handle a Roman soldier.
125
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Remember, it's harder when you're not one.
Just do as she asks.
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Hmm, show me what garbage
you're selling today.
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I'll decide if it's worth anything.
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Well, I have some pots
forged from clay--
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- Boring.
- Oh, and a facial mud mask
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from the Dead Sea.
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Hmm, let's see.
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Do you have anything,
I don't know, not made of dirt?
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Uh...
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What about your cloak?
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That's not for sale.
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Since when does that matter to me?
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Talking back to soldiers
only makes it worse.
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This isn't fun anymore.
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Oh, no, are you going to cry?
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Don't do that, then I'll cry.
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We're sorry.
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Yeah, we're sorry.
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We didn't mean anything.
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So, what do you want to play instead?
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Gladiators?
146
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What if we just look
for shapes in the clouds?
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Ooh! I love nonthreatening activities.
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Hey, Sheep, what do you see in the clouds?
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Me as a baby.
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Me as a grown-up.
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Me as a cloud.
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What do you see?
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Centuries of human suffering
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finally being touched
by the warm light of love.
155
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Hey, Pigeon, if you don't see anything,
you can just say so.
156
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There's a snake with a long neck.
157
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Huh? Isn't that what a snake is?
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I see a lion with wings.
159
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Well, I see a scared little boy.
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And we see you, Joshua.
161
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Ooh! That one's shaped like my dad.
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- Hilarius.
- Sounds like him too.
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Hilarius!
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Hilarius Maximus!
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Um, we better go. Shalom, Hilarius.
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- Dominus.
- What were you doing?
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Just, uh...
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infiltrating.
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Hmm.
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Please, sir,
we don't want any more trouble.
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Huh?
172
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Just... don't lose it next time.
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Hilarius!
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