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[lively theme music playing]
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- [growling, barking]
- [bleating]
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[grumbling]
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This is the worst day of my life!
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[lilting music playing]
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Even worse-er! A list of chores!
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Shalom, Mr. Sun.
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[exhales]
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What a beautiful day.
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Shalom, Mr. Bird.
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[groans]
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Shalom, Mr. Apples.
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[grunting]
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Shalom, Abb- Whoa!
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What-? What was that?
You don't know your own strength.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Sorry, Joshua.
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Great, this was my mother's favorite pot
to accidentally kill lilies in.
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Look what Yael made me do!
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I'm gonna keep this as proof
to show her what she did to me.
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What happened?
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Yael made fun of me at the market
this morning and everyone laughed.
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So I've been thinking of
what I should have said back to her.
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"Hey, Yael! The year 15 sent an epistle,
and it wants its hair back."
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Too much?
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Okay, um, how about:
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"Nice dress, Yael.
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Did a bad dressmaker make it for you?"
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- I'm guessing insults aren't her thing.
- And here's where I come in.
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No, no.
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Hmm. How about, an eye for an eye?
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Yeah!
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"Hey, Yael! Let's trade eyes!"
No, that's weird.
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No, it's from the Torah.
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"An eye for an eye
and a tooth for a tooth."
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I'm pretty sure it means that if someone
wrongs you, you get to wrong them back.
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[gasps] Well, if it's in the Torah.
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Let's see,
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what's a revenge equal
to embarrassing me in public?
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We could carry her bed out at night,
put it on a cargo boat,
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and then when she wakes up,
she'll be in Tiberias!
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- [screaming]
- [laughing]
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[Abby] We could dig a canal from Galilee
all the way into her house
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so that she steps in the water
and her feet will get all wet!
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- [screaming]
- [laughing]
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[Abby] Ooh. We could pour lion food
all around her home,
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and then she'll never be able to leave!
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- [screaming]
- [laughing]
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That'll show her.
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Man, what did she say to you?
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[Hilarius] I couldn't help but hear
some secret planning over here,
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and as my father always says,
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"Listen to the people,
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especially when
they're secretly planning stuff."
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Your parents say different things
than our parents.
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It's no secret though, Hilarius.
Yael made fun of me in front of everyone.
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I'm sure you've heard.
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- Well, I didn't hear that from anyone.
- Oh, good.
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- I was there.
- Oh. Of course.
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- Just glad it wasn't me.
- Oh.
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Abby was just trying
to come up with some revenge.
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Ooh! Can I help? Revenge is my favorite!
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Actually, I was about to give Abby
a pretty wild idea.
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[laughs] Tell me!
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[Joshua] We slide a piece of parchment
under her door.
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- [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.
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[Joshua]
And when she goes to read it, it says,
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"Made you look at this parchment!"
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[Abby] Huh?
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[quirky music playing]
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Speaking of parchment,
here's something my dad has done before.
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We tell her father
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that he's just been chosen
to join the army.
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[wails]
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- [Abby] Mm...
- That's pretty dark.
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It's just a prank for a few weeks,
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but you should see
the look on their faces.
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- We can't do that, Hilarius.
- See?
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- Their family isn't Roman.
- But you shouldn't do that to anybody.
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Hmm. So we go with one of my plans.
Do either of you have lion food?
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My dad says cats are pets for weak people.
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Then we go with plan B.
Hilarius, how many shovels do you have?
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Gross. Does it look like I own a shovel?
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One time, my brother Jared
made me dig a well,
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and I got stuck in it for three days.
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Hmm. Maybe I'm thinking too big.
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[gasps] I know what to do!
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[groaning]
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[chuckling]
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[grunts]
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Seriously? [groans]
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Wait, wait, wait.
This is gonna be so good.
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Uh...
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[grunting]
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Ow.
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That bag of hers
is starting to feel a little symbolic.
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- Tell me about it.
- Right?
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Oh, no, I meant tell me about it.
I don't understand.
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- Business as usual.
- She's starting a business?
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Ah! Done. Take that, Yael.
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It's no canal from Galilee,
but it's close.
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- That ain't nothing but a puddle.
- Now all we do is wait.
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[man] All they had to do was wait.
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- Waiting is all we have to do?
- It'll be worth it.
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Look! The door's moving!
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[groans]
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Yes! [laughs]
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Gross.
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I told you draft papers
would have been better.
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So, mission accomplished?
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- Well, I don't feel any better.
- I think I've wasted my day.
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No, no, no, I just need the revenge to be
more bigger, then I'll feel satisfied!
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- [Jesus] What are we looking at?
- [both yelp]
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- Uh, I'd better head home now.
- [bleating]
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[grunts, then whines]
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I was just getting revenge,
like Joshua told me the Torah says,
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an eye for an eye.
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Wait, the Torah told you
to ruin a girl's sandals?
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It's not my fault. I learned it in school!
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Yes, but "an eye for an eye"
is meant for judges
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who are enforcing laws that are broken.
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I understand that you want things
to be fair when someone wrongs you.
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You want to right it.
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And you know who else
loves fairness and justice?
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[pensive music playing]
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What does the Lord say in the Law of Moses
about justice and vengeance?
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- Vengeance is mine?
- Yes, but vengeance is His.
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The Lord loves justice,
but maybe it's not yours to handle.
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So you can't get people back?
No wonder it didn't work.
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No wonder what didn't work?
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It didn't make the hurt go away.
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You know, we cannot always
stop others from hurting us,
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but we can stop
from scratching our own wounds,
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so that we may heal.
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- How?
- You can forgive her.
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I can't do that! No way!
She didn't even say she was sorry!
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Hmm. And that is unfortunate.
But forgiving her isn't just for her.
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- It's for you.
- But-
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Someone embarrassed you for a moment,
but then you have taken a whole day.
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A day from yourself
and from others to be angry.
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What she did was cruel, and it was wrong,
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and now you can release
your feelings of anger.
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So, I may not have listened
to the entire lesson.
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- [townspeople chattering]
- [Abby grunting]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Do you see what I mean yet?
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- About how condescending you were?
- Ooh, big word.
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Ooh, more proof.
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I just mean how she's choosing
to keep carrying that extra weight around.
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- Wait! Watch this! It's gonna be good.
- [laughs] You should have seen her face.
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Hmm? Back for more?
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[inhales then exhales]
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I... forgive you.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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You made me feel bad about myself,
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and maybe you didn't mean to,
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or maybe you did,
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but either way I'm going to forget it.
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- [gentle music playing]
- [exhales]
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Cringe!
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- [door opens]
- Hmm?
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Sweetheart, what's in there?
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Your favorite pot.
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I accidentally exploded it
when I was angry.
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And I'm so, so sorry. I didn't mean to.
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Oh, Abby, dear, it's okay.
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I do have a few questions based on
everything you just said, but it's okay.
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I forgive you.
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- [tender music playing]
- Oh!
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- Here we go.
- I get it now.
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- I doubt it.
- Pigeon...
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- Don't say it.
- I forgive you.
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[groans] Thanks.
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[lively theme music playing]
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