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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,286 --> 00:00:26,051 THE PIRATE'S ME! 2 00:00:27,006 --> 00:00:30,447 CHAPTER I On September 6, 1795, 3 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:34,192 St. Genoveffa, a smiling little town by the sea, 4 00:00:35,047 --> 00:00:40,419 for two cannon shots from Veracruz, eagerly awaits the Viceroy's arrival. 5 00:00:40,539 --> 00:00:43,481 In the governor's palace, 6 00:00:44,057 --> 00:00:46,528 preparations are in full swing. 7 00:00:46,778 --> 00:00:50,294 Mackerels, capons, mullets! 8 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,845 The golden ones.. Lobsters to the right! 9 00:00:54,915 --> 00:00:57,198 Crabs to the left! 10 00:00:58,742 --> 00:01:04,161 What a cannonblast! Our captain is an ace! That's his shooting! 11 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:13,233 Nice shot! After much time, at least they're firing better. 12 00:01:13,378 --> 00:01:14,941 Hey, you! Listen. 13 00:01:15,011 --> 00:01:18,160 By governor's order, the mustaches must all have the same length. 14 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:22,208 Don't worry, Captain. They'll all be the same length, I swear! - Good. 15 00:01:22,278 --> 00:01:25,712 Not a hair more, not a hair less. There and.. there. 16 00:01:34,229 --> 00:01:36,263 There! A touch of the artist! 17 00:01:36,407 --> 00:01:38,222 And there! Another little touch! 18 00:01:38,292 --> 00:01:40,204 There! A touch of the artist! 19 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,431 And there! Another little touch! 20 00:01:42,501 --> 00:01:44,826 # Welcome, our beloved Viceroy. 21 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:49,990 # By giving you our salutation, we're all happy because.. 22 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:55,375 # You don't know how much you cost us, you don't know how much you cost us, 23 00:01:55,467 --> 00:02:00,018 # You don't know how much it costs, to watch you go, 24 00:02:00,107 --> 00:02:02,746 # to let you go. 25 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:07,663 # And accept our homage and accept our flowers, 26 00:02:08,099 --> 00:02:12,527 # which we'll throw in your path, elated in our hearts. 27 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:17,713 # Thank God, you won't stay, Thank God, you won't stay, 28 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:22,682 # Thank God, you won't stay only for one day. 29 00:02:23,107 --> 00:02:25,503 # Only for one day... - Doctor! 30 00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:28,276 How are you, Doctor? 31 00:02:28,346 --> 00:02:30,691 What brings you here? - To see the governor. 32 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:33,197 Appendicitis? Appendicitis? Double pneumonia? 33 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:35,249 Double bronchitis? - No, no doubles. 34 00:02:35,319 --> 00:02:37,420 No doubles? Then a single. 35 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,043 The usual attack of gout. 36 00:02:39,113 --> 00:02:41,347 Excuse me, I must go. He's out of it. 37 00:02:41,417 --> 00:02:45,333 When is he coming back? - No, out of it with pain. 38 00:02:45,403 --> 00:02:47,169 Then go back.. 39 00:02:47,587 --> 00:02:49,564 Guys, get ready.. 40 00:02:51,789 --> 00:02:54,229 Silence! Why are you laughing? From the beginning! 41 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,088 # Welcome... 42 00:03:03,027 --> 00:03:04,987 Who was it? Who was it? 43 00:03:05,057 --> 00:03:07,074 You know I won't I get mad with you 44 00:03:07,144 --> 00:03:09,412 but with your parents, who have raise you so. 45 00:03:09,532 --> 00:03:12,483 Come on, who was it? - Me, Sir. 46 00:03:12,553 --> 00:03:16,586 Ah, you! Who is your father? Tell me, who is your father? 47 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,215 No laughing, you know! Tell me whose son you are! 48 00:03:20,335 --> 00:03:22,404 I'm a son of the regiment, Sir. 49 00:03:22,524 --> 00:03:26,796 Well, uh.. this time you're forgiven. 50 00:03:27,693 --> 00:03:30,161 But next time.. 51 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:33,867 Silence! 52 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:43,552 Bravo, Don José! Some education you give your students! 53 00:03:43,622 --> 00:03:47,366 Olivia, aren't you scared? Throw it! 54 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,253 Shame on you! 55 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:51,286 A lot! 56 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,926 Don José! - What is it? 57 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:10,169 His Excellency the Governor awaits you. - Me? I'm on my way. 58 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:14,140 Boys, be good while I'm away 59 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:18,211 and try to make me proud and your paren.. 60 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,689 And your regiment! 61 00:04:23,236 --> 00:04:27,872 José makes love to Olivia, the governor’s niece. 62 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:40,678 I wish! 63 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,107 There! There! There! There! 64 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,399 There! There! There! There! Perfect! 65 00:04:48,802 --> 00:04:53,832 You need another little snip. There: A touch of the artist! 66 00:04:57,696 --> 00:04:59,736 Mr. José! 67 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:03,820 Hey, did you give my note to Olivia? 68 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:06,097 Of course. - What'd she say? What'd she say? 69 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,773 Nothing, she ripped it up. - Nooo! 70 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:12,967 But if you could've seen how she ripped it! Such grace! Such delicacy! 71 00:05:13,037 --> 00:05:17,025 The bits of paper flying through the air like butterflies! 72 00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:20,405 Here's more. - How many should I give? 73 00:05:20,555 --> 00:05:23,417 Two or three a day, before and after meals. 74 00:05:23,507 --> 00:05:25,099 Bye! - Very well. 75 00:05:25,954 --> 00:05:29,158 This just had to happen today the day the Viceroy's coming! 76 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,780 This attack of gout had to come! 77 00:05:31,909 --> 00:05:34,997 A moment, Excellency, I'm preparing medicine to take away the pain. 78 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:38,503 This gout, my God! I can't even lift my leg. 79 00:05:38,623 --> 00:05:41,806 Help me, Captain. - Right away, Excellency. 80 00:05:42,507 --> 00:05:45,385 Captain, raise it. 81 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:48,539 My poor leg is like lead! 82 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:51,084 Come on, Captain, come on. 83 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:06,960 Slowly.. Slowly. 84 00:06:07,237 --> 00:06:10,724 At last! You kept us waiting! 85 00:06:10,794 --> 00:06:12,574 Here I am! - Come here! 86 00:06:13,208 --> 00:06:14,744 Sit down. 87 00:06:16,227 --> 00:06:18,377 Come on, grab a stool! 88 00:06:20,783 --> 00:06:25,556 Are you not feeling well? - Couldn't you've chosen another? 89 00:06:25,626 --> 00:06:29,499 Are you in pain? Lots of pain? - Lots and lots. 90 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:37,410 Why did you do that? - "Two in distress, makes sorrows less." 91 00:06:38,634 --> 00:06:41,700 Come here! Remain standing! Listen to me! 92 00:06:41,999 --> 00:06:44,801 Are you able to keep a secret? - Of course! 93 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:47,586 All is ready for the Viceroy's arrival: 94 00:06:47,656 --> 00:06:51,550 banquets, fireworks, everything. But these are only sides. 95 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,408 Lima beans! Lima beans! - No, we lack the main dish. 96 00:06:54,627 --> 00:06:57,820 Ah, lobster! - We need the "piece de resistance"! 97 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,469 Ice cream! - You don't get it, we need thrills. 98 00:07:01,539 --> 00:07:05,667 In addition to fireworks, I'd like us to show our courage. 99 00:07:05,954 --> 00:07:09,407 Here at St. Genoveffa, we've never seen pirates. 100 00:07:09,477 --> 00:07:12,931 That's why I'm here? - Imagine that they arrived tonight 101 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:16,382 and we managed to catch them under the enthusiastic Viceroy's eyes. 102 00:07:16,467 --> 00:07:19,264 Excellency, the medicine is ready. - A moment! 103 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:21,971 I'll give you instructions which you'll follow exactly. 104 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,966 Excellency.. - Silence! Don't interrupt me! 105 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,119 Leave it there! 106 00:07:27,976 --> 00:07:31,936 And I'll sign here to be responsible for any liability, alright? 107 00:07:32,644 --> 00:07:34,914 It's done. - But, Excellency.. 108 00:07:34,984 --> 00:07:37,468 Enough of that! I'll drink when I please! 109 00:07:39,237 --> 00:07:40,737 My poor leg! 110 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:43,489 Yes, you're right. I'll take it now. - The bullets! 111 00:07:56,271 --> 00:07:59,450 Murderers! What have you given me? 112 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:07,552 Nurse! - Here I am, pretty. 113 00:08:09,159 --> 00:08:11,080 I had a strange dream. - What was it? 114 00:08:11,150 --> 00:08:13,540 I dreamt of José. - Olivia, that's not right. 115 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,979 He was so handsome! Dressed all in white, 116 00:08:16,049 --> 00:08:19,444 sitting on a pink cloud, pulled by twelve golden pigeons. 117 00:08:19,514 --> 00:08:22,544 I've always said that young man is an idiot! - Why? 118 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:27,499 Golden pigeons don't exist. And it's cruel to use little animals to pull you. 119 00:08:27,569 --> 00:08:29,757 It's just a dream. Don't you dream? 120 00:08:29,827 --> 00:08:32,529 Oh, yes! But I dream of he-men with beards and mustaches! 121 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,242 Not drawn by pigeons. 122 00:08:34,312 --> 00:08:38,582 Virile men of the sea that fight at sword's length for a woman's love! 123 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,223 Oh, nurse, how long have you been having this dream? - Five years. 124 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:46,100 Not so long then. - Since I was five years old! 125 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,219 The Viceroy'll come through here and you'll come the other way. 126 00:08:51,289 --> 00:08:54,477 You'll wait here in Tormientos. - But will I find Tormientos? 127 00:08:54,597 --> 00:08:58,177 Of course. Make sure to get a nice ship that'll make a good effect. 128 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,397 Bring it here and hide. 129 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:03,110 During the banquet I'll give you the signal. - A signal? 130 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:06,755 A little cough like this. - No, please. I won't be sure. 131 00:09:06,825 --> 00:09:11,144 Fine, when I offer a flower to the Vicereine, you appear. 132 00:09:11,214 --> 00:09:16,365 But please, it's top secret! Only you may know about it. 133 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,938 OK! 134 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,458 Coming through! 135 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:28,392 Hey, groom! All ready! All ready! - All ready. 136 00:09:28,462 --> 00:09:30,854 The horseshoes and the.. water? - All in order. 137 00:09:30,974 --> 00:09:34,118 I'll take care of the provisions. Help me, come on! 138 00:09:34,797 --> 00:09:37,635 Hurry, I'm in a rush! - Five kilos? 139 00:09:37,705 --> 00:09:39,902 No, better fill it up. 140 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:43,633 IDEAL FEED FOR THE GRAN TURISMO 141 00:09:43,703 --> 00:09:45,858 Is this first rate fodder? 142 00:09:46,187 --> 00:09:49,304 Because my horse is a little scrawny. 143 00:09:50,228 --> 00:09:52,549 It's not coming! - Here we go.. 144 00:10:00,652 --> 00:10:02,388 Oh, he got fat! 145 00:10:04,627 --> 00:10:07,016 Don José. Don José! 146 00:10:07,547 --> 00:10:09,503 Olivia! Hold this. 147 00:10:09,623 --> 00:10:11,112 Damsel! 148 00:10:12,673 --> 00:10:15,285 Are you departing, Don José? - Yes, to Tormientos. 149 00:10:15,355 --> 00:10:18,222 To do what? - It's a secret but I'll tell you. 150 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:20,123 To be a pirate! - A pirate? 151 00:10:20,193 --> 00:10:22,191 Yes, I'll command a band of cutthroats 152 00:10:22,261 --> 00:10:24,955 and in the middle of the feast we'll storm St. Genoveffa. 153 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,638 It was as a "scattergem" your uncle dreamed up. 154 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,028 to look ugly in front of the Viceroy. - Don't you mean to look "good"? 155 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,716 Who? Your uncle? With that face? He wishes! 156 00:10:33,786 --> 00:10:38,535 Hey, you there! Get a move on, eh? Quick! Hurry! 157 00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:41,459 Damsel.. 158 00:10:44,147 --> 00:10:45,261 Up! 159 00:10:48,187 --> 00:10:49,689 Come on, Pippo! 160 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:59,438 A few hours later, the cannons greeted joyously the Viceroy's arrival. 161 00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:14,865 Damn! The Viceroy is here and José's not here! 162 00:11:17,107 --> 00:11:19,110 Who are you waving to? - The crowd. 163 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,572 Do you know them? - No. 164 00:11:20,692 --> 00:11:22,808 Then don't wave to anybody you don't know! 165 00:11:22,878 --> 00:11:25,161 Look at me, I wave to nobody. 166 00:11:28,403 --> 00:11:30,227 There! A touch of the artist! 167 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,055 Your most serene Highness, 168 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,736 on this happy day, which will be remembered for centuries, 169 00:11:40,806 --> 00:11:43,095 date of your arrival to Santa.. 170 00:11:43,165 --> 00:11:45,187 I don't give a damn! - What, Your Highness? 171 00:11:45,257 --> 00:11:49,389 I said I don't give a damn! And take off your hat! 172 00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:52,546 OK? 173 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:55,839 Now then, one: speech.. forget it. Two: Delivery of the keys. 174 00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:59,903 Highness, here are the keys to the city. 175 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:04,423 And with these? Like I want this crap! 176 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,231 Keys.. crap.. 177 00:12:07,301 --> 00:12:10,607 What have you got there? - The gout, Your Highness. 178 00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:14,421 Is it part of the festivities? - The truth is no, but if you like.. 179 00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:17,271 Go on! Move! - Yes, Your Highness.. move on. 180 00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:20,606 At last! Did you find the ship? 181 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:23,539 The ship and the pirates, all set! - Very good. 182 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,466 And now the children will sing, Highness. 183 00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,700 A chorus of joy. 184 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:33,711 # Welcome, welcome, our beloved Viceroy. 185 00:12:33,831 --> 00:12:37,739 # By giving you our salutation, we're all happy because.. 186 00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:42,291 # You don't know how much you cost us, you don't know how much you cost us, 187 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,717 What the devil did they say? - Ah.. you don't know how much you cost us! 188 00:12:45,787 --> 00:12:49,102 Who? Me? - No, to "let you go". 189 00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:52,097 # to let you go. 190 00:12:52,632 --> 00:12:54,236 Second stanza! 191 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:57,873 # And accept our homage and accept our flowers, 192 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:02,252 # which we'll throw in your path, elated in our hearts. 193 00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:06,382 # Thank God, you won't stay, Thank God, you won't stay, 194 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,218 What? What? What? 195 00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:12,962 Thank God, you won't stay only for one day. 196 00:13:13,032 --> 00:13:15,257 # Only for one day. 197 00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:19,371 # And when are you going? And when are you going? 198 00:13:19,441 --> 00:13:21,717 This too much! "When am I going?" 199 00:13:21,787 --> 00:13:24,713 I'll go when I please! I'm the Viceroy! 200 00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:27,535 Highness, we know, but there's another verse: 201 00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:29,907 "When are you going to stay and live with us?" 202 00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:33,154 You'd have to chain me! - Yes, Your Highness. 203 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,317 What are you looking at? - Nothing, Highness. 204 00:14:12,387 --> 00:14:14,367 You look to me for no reason? - Yes, Highness. 205 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,529 Then you're a fool. - Yes, Highness. 206 00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:20,556 Or are you looking at my wife? - No, Highness. 207 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,392 Why? Don't you like her? - Very much, Highness. 208 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,187 So you like my wife, eh! - No! 209 00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:28,038 Do you like her or not? - I don't know. 210 00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,785 You're really retarded! - Yes, Highness. 211 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,341 This soup is.. - This soup is.. 212 00:14:58,461 --> 00:14:59,906 is disgusting! 213 00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:02,704 You're right.. It's disgusting. 214 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:07,900 Don José, the governor begs you to go to the kitchen and fix this. 215 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:11,575 Yes, I run, I run. Olivia, until later. 216 00:15:13,901 --> 00:15:17,558 How come you put "Viva the Viceroy" on one and another "Down the Viceroy"? 217 00:15:17,628 --> 00:15:19,842 Because that's one for us to eat. 218 00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:22,292 Hey! Hey! 219 00:15:22,412 --> 00:15:24,550 The banquet is in danger! - How? 220 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,077 Don't worry, go back to your place. Leave it to me. 221 00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:29,941 You there, what are you bringing? - Crabs. 222 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:33,018 Crabs! Don't you know how crabs walk? 223 00:15:33,107 --> 00:15:35,667 Turn around! March! 224 00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,752 Is it hot? 225 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:46,038 Wait.. let's check the temperature. 226 00:15:47,507 --> 00:15:50,305 Wait.. What've you got there? - Oysters. 227 00:15:50,387 --> 00:15:52,842 Any pearls? Any pearls? - No. 228 00:15:53,806 --> 00:15:58,116 Wait, let's put at least 5 lire each so as to not look bad. Got it? 229 00:15:58,186 --> 00:15:59,345 You may go. 230 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,336 49.3! On the table, fast! 231 00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:05,578 Have you prepared the fruit? - No. - Come, run! 232 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:12,576 You two, wait! Ah, boar! 233 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,811 Wait. 234 00:16:14,627 --> 00:16:17,213 Boar, boar, boar.. 235 00:16:17,283 --> 00:16:20,717 "Boar must be served with half a lemon in the mouth" 236 00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:23,049 and some 'farsely' on the head." 237 00:16:28,427 --> 00:16:30,497 Half a lemon in the mouth.. 238 00:16:30,587 --> 00:16:32,737 Bing! Bong! 239 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,538 And a little "farsely" on the head. 240 00:16:38,844 --> 00:16:41,098 Go on out! 241 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,587 What could you do with these bananas? 242 00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:54,661 Why? - They're all crooked. 243 00:16:56,147 --> 00:17:01,221 Look. Take one like this and slowly, slowly straighten it. 244 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,002 Look.. There! 245 00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,701 You try. - Yes. 246 00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:11,364 Oh, no! 247 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:16,701 It's very easy. Look, you take it like so and.. there! 248 00:17:28,768 --> 00:17:32,272 I'm so afraid, José. - Of what? The pirate's me! 249 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:35,419 You sure the others are fake? - Of course! 250 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:39,366 Before recruiting them, I beat them all against the marble. 251 00:17:39,436 --> 00:17:44,068 And instead of doing.. "Dong!" They went, "Ow! Damn it!" 252 00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:49,245 Fake! All fake! Counterfeit! Imitation! Junk! 253 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,801 Pirates sure are dumb! 254 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:54,724 Ahem! This flower.. - This flower..? 255 00:17:54,794 --> 00:17:56,654 This flower..! 256 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,065 I'll take it myself. 257 00:18:00,758 --> 00:18:04,304 No, I won't take it. What would I do with a flower? 258 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,577 No, no, I'll offer it! No, no, I won't. 259 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,611 Yes, yes, I'll offer it. 260 00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:12,216 No, no, I won't! 261 00:18:12,286 --> 00:18:15,282 Really, will you offer it or not? - No.. 262 00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:19,783 No? - Yes, Highness. I meant yes. 263 00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:23,057 Then, yes or no? - I don't know. 264 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,917 I was right then. You are a retard! 265 00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:27,480 Yes, Highness. 266 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:30,466 The flower! 267 00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:34,699 Excuse me, Olivia, I'll go play the pirate for a bit and be right back. 268 00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:39,234 And while the cook went nuts with the bananas, 269 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,731 the populace reserved their port 270 00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:48,497 to attend the secret landing of the fake pirates. 271 00:18:51,099 --> 00:18:54,438 Come one, come all! The best seats to see the arrival of the pirates! 272 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,757 An arena! Come, gentlemen! 273 00:18:57,364 --> 00:19:01,180 Candy! Peanuts! Almonds! 274 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,197 Ah, it's you, eh? - Yes, it's me. 275 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,071 All ready, all ready? - Ready. 276 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,038 Pirate costumes? - Ready. - The skull flag? - Ready. 277 00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:21,437 And you are? - Pedro. - I'm José. Ready? 278 00:19:21,507 --> 00:19:23,953 No, I mean.. are we ready to sail? 279 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:26,228 Impossible, no men. - Where are they? 280 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,937 Drinking in the tavern, the "Lame Mullet". 281 00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:30,626 Come on, quick! 282 00:19:34,431 --> 00:19:37,683 Balloons! Postcards with the arrival of the pirates! 283 00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:39,593 Don't cry, the pirates are coming. 284 00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:43,054 Balloons! Postcards with the arrival of the pirates! 285 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,428 Pirates! 286 00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:51,308 Tavern of the Lame Mullet 287 00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:09,147 Here they are. I know now that they're drinking, who could drag them away? 288 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:11,957 Hey, guys! Let's go! 289 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:14,300 Come on! We gotta go! 290 00:20:14,370 --> 00:20:17,487 Aren't you ashamed to still be here? We must leave! Right? 291 00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:24,095 Now what? - What a mess! 292 00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:26,506 If the landing is delayed, we'll spoil the whole festival. 293 00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:30,646 Can't do a damn thing. - We can't? I have an idea! 294 00:20:32,192 --> 00:20:35,462 And while José attempted to get out of the mess, 295 00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:40,261 the unaware inhabitants of St. Genoveffa 296 00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:42,774 applauded enthusiastically 297 00:20:43,932 --> 00:20:46,666 the arrival of a real pirate ship 298 00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:49,749 under the command of the terrible Grim Reaper. 299 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,588 St. Genoveffa's in sight! 300 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:58,563 Hey, One Eye! - Look, they're clapping. What idiots! 301 00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:08,547 Let us do our work! We have to shoot! 302 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:09,846 Fire! 303 00:21:12,474 --> 00:21:15,092 Where are these shots coming from? - Pirates, Highness. 304 00:21:15,162 --> 00:21:17,348 And you say that so calmly! - Ah, that's right! 305 00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:20,023 Ah! the pirates have arrived! 306 00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:27,119 "People of St. Genoveffa, the time has come to cover yourselves with glory" 307 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:29,113 "before the eyes of our Viceroy." 308 00:21:29,183 --> 00:21:32,062 Pirates? Are they too part of the celebration? 309 00:21:32,132 --> 00:21:33,942 Yes, High.. No! I mean no! 310 00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:35,520 Yes or no? - I don't know. 311 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:38,636 No doubt, you are a real idiot! - Yes. 312 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:47,117 Shots? Is that how you receive the Grim Reaper? 313 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,326 Send them some lead! - Fire the cannons! 314 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,235 Nobody fled. Maybe they misunderstood us? 315 00:22:02,305 --> 00:22:05,141 Send them another six balls eight inches thick! 316 00:22:05,489 --> 00:22:06,578 Fire! 317 00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:15,486 What are you doing? Move it! Where can we shelter the ladies? 318 00:22:15,556 --> 00:22:18,451 Why do you want to send them away, Highness? Let them see the show. 319 00:22:18,521 --> 00:22:21,365 The cannon shots? - They'll never come here! 320 00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:32,991 And what do you call this? - Cream pie. 321 00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:36,286 Don't be an idiot! Take the ladies to safety! 322 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:40,386 Nice, eh? - It's well done, but I think José's starting to overdo it. 323 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:57,239 # I am your brunette, A siren, you bet! 324 00:22:57,449 --> 00:23:01,691 # I'm like a chain, and insane, you'll go. 325 00:23:06,078 --> 00:23:10,990 # From the fiery freebooter, to the hot six-shooter, 326 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:15,479 # With my looks of fire, I fill them with desire, from head to toe. 327 00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:19,237 # Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! 328 00:23:19,307 --> 00:23:20,817 # Olé! - Olé! 329 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:27,484 # Piripín pin pin, hey, cutie, you're a dark beauty. 330 00:23:28,427 --> 00:23:32,656 # If you kiss me there, with your nose in the air, what I won't dare! 331 00:23:33,168 --> 00:23:37,729 # Tralala pom pom, hey, macho, I'll kiss you so! 332 00:23:38,947 --> 00:23:43,147 # The worse you treat me, the more ugly, the more you send me! 333 00:23:44,427 --> 00:23:48,306 # The more I see you, the more I lose it! 334 00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:52,903 # I want to crush you, want to kiss you with a pipe lit! 335 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:58,036 # Poropón pom pom, my privateer, want to get near? 336 00:23:58,347 --> 00:24:02,352 # Don't resist my charm, or I'll do you harm, with my arm! 337 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:47,177 # Poropón pom pom, you red heads, really knock me dead! 338 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:51,780 # I'm all ablaze, like the rays in the dog days! 339 00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:29,705 What idiots! They're applauding our arrival! Better for us! 340 00:25:36,710 --> 00:25:40,141 Highness, you may go with the ladies upstairs. 341 00:25:40,261 --> 00:25:43,246 We'll defend ourselves to the last man. 342 00:25:43,425 --> 00:25:44,483 Let's go! 343 00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:53,061 Eh.. If all goes well, I'll know how to show my benevolence. 344 00:25:53,827 --> 00:25:56,546 Thank you, Your Highness. 345 00:25:59,772 --> 00:26:01,661 He believed it, he believed it! 346 00:26:04,638 --> 00:26:09,547 But if anything happens to me or my wife, I'll have you hanged! 347 00:26:10,146 --> 00:26:11,723 Sure, Highness. 348 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:22,977 We shoot at them and they salute us. 349 00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:27,238 We land and they cover us with flowers. 350 00:26:27,751 --> 00:26:29,498 I don't understand a thing. 351 00:26:29,618 --> 00:26:32,181 Hey! Let's go, forward! 352 00:26:40,059 --> 00:26:43,663 That's 15! - And how will we wake them up? 353 00:26:45,426 --> 00:26:46,790 Pick that up. 354 00:26:50,707 --> 00:26:53,062 Olé! Olé! Olé! Olé! 355 00:26:53,338 --> 00:26:57,066 # I am your brunette, A siren, you bet! 356 00:26:57,290 --> 00:27:00,227 # I'm like a chain, and insane, you'll go. 357 00:27:01,227 --> 00:27:05,558 Wake up! Now, get dressed like a pirate! Hurry up! 358 00:27:25,221 --> 00:27:27,058 Long live the pirates! 359 00:27:37,443 --> 00:27:39,284 My tall dark stranger! 360 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:59,817 I'm the Grim Reaper. Surrender! 361 00:28:05,427 --> 00:28:07,782 Surrender, second chance! 362 00:28:08,029 --> 00:28:09,858 Surrender? Us? 363 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,619 Never! 364 00:28:13,287 --> 00:28:15,587 Surrender, third chance! 365 00:28:15,707 --> 00:28:18,062 No, no and no! 366 00:28:21,634 --> 00:28:24,285 Why won't you sons of bitches surrender to me? 367 00:28:24,355 --> 00:28:26,867 Excellent! Well done! Where's José? 368 00:28:26,987 --> 00:28:30,946 I'll eat your liver! - Great idea! Bravo! 369 00:28:31,016 --> 00:28:34,877 Pile it on thick! - That's enough! 370 00:28:35,624 --> 00:28:38,978 We will never surrender! 371 00:28:39,254 --> 00:28:40,785 A fork, quick! 372 00:28:40,867 --> 00:28:45,634 The life of our Viceroy and the honor of our Vicereine 373 00:28:45,704 --> 00:28:47,892 are too dear to us! 374 00:28:48,507 --> 00:28:52,531 You'll have to get through our dead bodies! 375 00:29:11,758 --> 00:29:13,456 Get them! 376 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,496 How do I look? How do I look? - Very fine! I'm almost scared. 377 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,713 Shouldn't I write here "for external use only"? - No! 378 00:30:07,783 --> 00:30:10,518 Or "Don't touch, on danger of death"? - Oh, no. 379 00:30:10,588 --> 00:30:11,992 Then I'll leave it. 380 00:30:12,112 --> 00:30:14,596 What's this ship's name? - "Lady Camilla" 381 00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,422 I'm assuming command! 382 00:30:19,635 --> 00:30:22,783 Little Tigers of Mompracem, to your posts! 383 00:30:24,514 --> 00:30:26,722 And you? - What did you say? 384 00:30:26,842 --> 00:30:29,970 Little Tigers of Mompracem.. - I'm not from Mompracem. 385 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,107 Where are you from? - Frosinone! 386 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,382 Let's not start with "sefrantics"! 387 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:40,582 Little Tigers of Mompracem and Little Tigers of Frosinone, to your posts! 388 00:30:42,873 --> 00:30:45,165 Aren't we going? - And the sails? 389 00:30:46,426 --> 00:30:49,486 "Privateerdrops"of the"Lady Camilla" Full speed ahead! 390 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,898 Sail close to the wind! 391 00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,947 Hoist the gaff! Hoist the jibs and jabs! 392 00:30:55,067 --> 00:30:58,423 Roll up the foresail! And that's the dumbest of all! 393 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:26,417 Hey! You take care of the silver! Leave the women to me. 394 00:31:30,461 --> 00:31:31,744 Women! 395 00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:39,229 Back, scum! Or I'll teach you what a man can do! 396 00:31:55,427 --> 00:31:57,418 I'm over here! Hey! 397 00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:06,735 There! A touch of the artist. 398 00:32:06,855 --> 00:32:09,201 There! A touch of the pirate! 399 00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:56,737 Master, you like? 400 00:33:00,747 --> 00:33:03,545 No! I like this one! 401 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:17,631 Why do you laugh? 402 00:33:17,701 --> 00:33:21,921 I was thinking of the joke we're going to play at St. Genoveffa. 403 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:30,142 This way! Let's go! 404 00:33:30,262 --> 00:33:33,128 "Hook", "OneEye", hurry! Get them in line! 405 00:33:33,248 --> 00:33:36,855 I'm going to the kitchen! - Come, boys, on board! 406 00:33:40,612 --> 00:33:41,729 All aboard! 407 00:34:08,742 --> 00:34:11,698 Hey, please, in a little while we'll spot St. Genoveffa. 408 00:34:11,768 --> 00:34:14,309 Make sure you look your worst! 409 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,578 Take heart! Try your best! 410 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:53,435 How rude! - Why? 411 00:34:53,555 --> 00:34:55,953 So many said hello and nobody says goodbye. 412 00:34:56,023 --> 00:34:57,941 Who gives a damn, hey, master? 413 00:35:01,105 --> 00:35:02,455 Quick, aboard! 414 00:35:14,544 --> 00:35:18,617 Reaper, let's start divvying up the loot. I'll take this one. 415 00:35:18,687 --> 00:35:22,323 Hey, paws off! We'll divvy up on the island! 416 00:35:22,393 --> 00:35:25,313 That's what you always say, but when we get there you take all! 417 00:35:25,383 --> 00:35:26,485 Shut up! 418 00:35:27,507 --> 00:35:30,570 What's in there? You have a cat? 419 00:35:32,369 --> 00:35:34,098 The fat one! 420 00:35:34,819 --> 00:35:36,150 Throw her in the sea! 421 00:35:36,587 --> 00:35:39,788 Just a moment! Let's wait till there are more sharks. 422 00:35:39,858 --> 00:35:42,291 Pirate ship starboard! 423 00:35:44,362 --> 00:35:46,414 Who are they? - There, who's that? 424 00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:51,809 Eh, brothers of the coast! 425 00:35:52,236 --> 00:35:55,976 If you're going to St. Genoveffa, you won't find much. 426 00:35:56,148 --> 00:35:58,740 Anyway, good luck! 427 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,944 Bon Voyage! That's nice of you! Thank you! 428 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:21,361 This is all your fault! You swore to conquer or die! 429 00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:22,694 Did you win? - No. 430 00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,176 Are you dead? - Yes. 431 00:36:24,246 --> 00:36:26,501 What "yes"? - No, that is, no. 432 00:36:26,571 --> 00:36:29,306 I don't understand anything! 433 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:33,201 It wasn't me who stole the marmalade! 434 00:36:33,341 --> 00:36:35,947 I don't know if you have a saint you're dedicated to, 435 00:36:36,067 --> 00:36:39,338 but if my wife doesn't return, I'll have you hanged! - No! 436 00:36:39,408 --> 00:36:42,892 A new ship in sight! A pirate ship! 437 00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:45,938 Quick, to the guns! - Gunners, aim! 438 00:36:46,027 --> 00:36:50,176 Aim! - Highness, don't fire! They're our friends! 439 00:36:50,246 --> 00:36:52,389 Friends! Are you in league with pirates? 440 00:36:52,459 --> 00:36:54,905 Yes, Highness, I am. - What? 441 00:36:54,975 --> 00:36:58,860 No! I didn't mean that! - I'll have you hanged! 442 00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:04,106 Hey, they're firing! - Fear not, they're just greeting us. 443 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:12,698 No! Fear not! They're just greeting us. 444 00:37:18,861 --> 00:37:21,060 Greeting us my foot! They're shooting at us! 445 00:37:31,755 --> 00:37:34,379 They're fleeing! 446 00:37:35,291 --> 00:37:37,717 They're escaping! - Poor me! 447 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,443 Why do you sigh? 448 00:37:49,513 --> 00:37:52,390 We're in the middle of the ocean, no water, no food! 449 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:56,150 If we approach the coast, they shoot cannonballs and you ask me why I sigh! 450 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:58,265 A barrel in the sea! 451 00:38:01,466 --> 00:38:03,944 Hey, men of the sea! 452 00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:08,943 Damn, it's a hogshead! What are you doing in the barrel? 453 00:38:09,027 --> 00:38:12,567 Real pirates came to St. Genoveffa! 454 00:38:12,637 --> 00:38:16,386 They looted the town and kidnapped all the women! 455 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:20,588 All the women? Even Olivia? 456 00:38:20,873 --> 00:38:24,426 Olivia, the Vicereine, all of them! They took them to their island! 457 00:38:24,965 --> 00:38:29,900 Get moving! - Carry everything to my cabin! 458 00:38:30,647 --> 00:38:34,598 Even the women to your cabin? - Don't hiss like a cat! 459 00:38:34,718 --> 00:38:37,588 You know I only want you, the most beautiful on the coast! 460 00:38:37,708 --> 00:38:41,787 What kind of pirates are they? - They were the Grim Reaper's men! 461 00:38:41,857 --> 00:38:45,757 Quick, to the island! - The island! They'll destroy us. 462 00:38:46,064 --> 00:38:48,167 No! No! Let's not start! Let's not start! 463 00:38:48,237 --> 00:38:51,524 Hey, we all have families! 464 00:38:51,644 --> 00:38:56,667 Bashful! Fearful! Scoundrels! Lowlifes! Cowards! 465 00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,914 English! 466 00:38:59,132 --> 00:39:00,824 I will fight alone! 467 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:04,597 Hey, don't leave me! You jerks! 468 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,626 The island! The pirate..! 469 00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:10,470 Help, I'm falling! 470 00:39:11,507 --> 00:39:13,737 Thank you. No, no, no! 471 00:39:14,112 --> 00:39:16,057 The pirate, that's me! 472 00:39:18,479 --> 00:39:20,486 END OF PART ONE 473 00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:27,581 PART TWO 474 00:39:38,787 --> 00:39:42,784 I don't know why, but I don't care for this gallows! 475 00:39:42,854 --> 00:39:44,177 You don't? - No! 476 00:39:44,247 --> 00:39:48,258 But it's made per regulations. - I still don't like it! 477 00:39:48,378 --> 00:39:51,779 Why? - Because, I have to use it. 478 00:39:52,946 --> 00:39:56,252 Have you done something? - Highness, what do you want me to do? 479 00:39:56,322 --> 00:39:58,517 Fine then, here's the gallows! 480 00:39:58,587 --> 00:40:01,488 Remember, if my wife doesn't return safe and sound 481 00:40:01,558 --> 00:40:04,225 you'll be hanged the day after tomorrow at dawn! 482 00:40:04,345 --> 00:40:07,743 Highness, if you don't mind, I'd prefer at sunset. 483 00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:11,140 Why? - Because it's much more poetic. 484 00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:15,010 The sky turns red, the birds return to nest.. 485 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,828 You're right, better at twilight! 486 00:40:16,898 --> 00:40:20,625 The twilight of the day after tomorrow? - No, tomorrow! 487 00:40:26,390 --> 00:40:29,884 HOUSE FOR SALE TODAY AT FOUR GREAT PUBLIC AUCTION 488 00:40:29,954 --> 00:40:34,319 WOMEN OLD AND YOUNG COMING FROM THE LUXURIOUS APARTMENT OF THE GOVERNOR OF ST. GENOVEFFA 489 00:40:34,389 --> 00:40:39,302 IT WILL FOLLOW THE TRADITIONAL COMPETITION OF THE THREE RAFTERS LAUGH! LAUGH! LAUGH! 490 00:40:42,299 --> 00:40:44,460 100 piasters! - 120! - 130! 491 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:47,935 140! - 150 piasters! 492 00:40:48,055 --> 00:40:52,261 Sold! Three beautiful women for 150 piasters! 493 00:41:01,012 --> 00:41:03,426 Hi! - Hello! 494 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:10,460 Hi! - How is it going? 495 00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:13,193 You're late, Morgan! - Hey, Morgan! 496 00:41:13,381 --> 00:41:16,747 Hurry, the auction has started. - Pass! 497 00:41:16,867 --> 00:41:19,540 Who's that? - Morgan, the Tiger of the Caribbean. 498 00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:22,530 Courage! One washes, the other irons.. 499 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,454 And this one can cook them with mushrooms! 500 00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:28,531 150 piasters for the whole lot! 501 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,978 150 piasters! - 180! 502 00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:35,664 180? Reaper, are you interested? 503 00:41:35,734 --> 00:41:37,458 No, I'm not interested! 504 00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,972 What you're interested in is the Governor's niece, eh? 505 00:41:43,092 --> 00:41:46,826 But remember that in the veins of Lupita flows Andalusian blood! 506 00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:48,465 Leave me in peace! 507 00:41:48,728 --> 00:41:52,875 180.. Going once.. twice.. and three! Sold! 508 00:41:59,815 --> 00:42:00,841 Good day! 509 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,787 And who are you? 510 00:42:04,857 --> 00:42:08,441 Don't you recognize me, trash? I'm Manuel, the Panther of the Antilles. 511 00:42:08,511 --> 00:42:11,757 Ah, yes! I recognize you. Excuse me, but rules are rules. 512 00:42:18,195 --> 00:42:19,302 And who are you? 513 00:42:19,372 --> 00:42:22,328 Don't you recognize me, stinky, filthy garbage? 514 00:42:22,398 --> 00:42:24,465 Watch what you say! Who are you? 515 00:42:24,535 --> 00:42:29,261 I'm.. I'm.. I'm.. I'm.. I'm.. José Brambilla, the Guinea Pig of the Caraba Sea. 516 00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:33,451 Where is that sea? - You know the Sargasso Sea? The Sargasso? 517 00:42:33,521 --> 00:42:36,298 Of course. - You cross the Sargasso Sea.. 518 00:42:36,368 --> 00:42:40,332 and go through the Gulf Stream, when you get to the Red Sea.. 519 00:42:40,452 --> 00:42:44,458 you wait until it turns green and then you can cross it.. 520 00:42:44,578 --> 00:42:48,301 Let me pass! Let me pass! - Pass then! 521 00:42:49,832 --> 00:42:54,063 Bravo! I like you. You're brave. - I was scared! 522 00:42:54,133 --> 00:42:56,620 Of what? - That they would notice I was afraid. 523 00:42:56,690 --> 00:43:01,246 Are you capable of facing the Grim Reaper? - Me? That's why we're here! 524 00:43:01,316 --> 00:43:04,615 This bag is full of gold. Come and I'll explain everything. 525 00:43:06,787 --> 00:43:09,876 35 once! 35 twice..! 526 00:43:09,946 --> 00:43:13,104 Reaper, are you interested? - I'm not interested! 527 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,573 35 thrice! Sold! 528 00:43:22,896 --> 00:43:25,462 This one is the most beautiful! 529 00:43:26,553 --> 00:43:31,063 Here is the most interesting part of the auction today! 530 00:43:31,183 --> 00:43:34,795 Noble, niece of the governor, beautiful mien, untouched. 531 00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:37,234 Starting price: 100 gold piasters. 532 00:43:37,304 --> 00:43:40,070 99! - 120! 533 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,257 I said 99! - Understood, Master. Just a gesture. 534 00:43:45,425 --> 00:43:48,255 Of course, there aren't any other offers, right? 535 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:49,844 No! 536 00:43:52,462 --> 00:43:55,747 Courage! - Courage, me? What a laugh! 537 00:43:56,025 --> 00:43:57,096 130! 538 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,101 Louder! - Louder? 539 00:43:59,414 --> 00:44:01,785 140, 150, 160! 540 00:44:01,855 --> 00:44:03,240 2 lire! 541 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,390 Who's that? - A certain José. 542 00:44:19,839 --> 00:44:21,618 How many brothers do you have? 543 00:44:25,307 --> 00:44:27,300 Only son of widowed mother! 544 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,537 A pity! - Why? 545 00:44:28,607 --> 00:44:31,580 If you had some, it wouldn't be enough to fight with me. 546 00:44:31,650 --> 00:44:34,265 Oh, really? And how many brothers do you have? - 18. 547 00:44:34,385 --> 00:44:36,300 Lovely family.. - Sure. - .. of boors! 548 00:44:36,370 --> 00:44:39,185 Enough! One of us is too much. - Are you leaving? 549 00:44:39,255 --> 00:44:43,961 Me? I'm here at your disposal. - Really? Then go buy me some cigarettes. 550 00:44:44,031 --> 00:44:45,535 I like unfiltered. 551 00:44:45,605 --> 00:44:48,649 I'll wash this insult with blood. - And iron it with butter. 552 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,462 Enough! Now let's see what your guts look like! 553 00:44:51,532 --> 00:44:55,702 I'll explain. I have them all rolled around through here, looks like appendicitis. 554 00:44:55,822 --> 00:44:59,417 You take advantage because you're bigger! It's not right. It's not right. 555 00:44:59,487 --> 00:45:01,298 Oh, yeah? - Yeah. - Wait! 556 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:05,297 Take off my boots! 557 00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:32,992 Surrender! 558 00:45:33,572 --> 00:45:35,396 Surrender? Why? 559 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,773 That's why! 560 00:45:41,827 --> 00:45:42,942 En garde! 561 00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:50,667 You're dead! Dead! 562 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,657 Die! Die! 563 00:46:20,776 --> 00:46:23,545 Die! Die! 564 00:46:39,907 --> 00:46:41,898 Die! Die! 565 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,612 Die! Die! 566 00:47:08,328 --> 00:47:10,034 Die! Die! 567 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:21,738 Occupied! 568 00:47:37,322 --> 00:47:40,579 Surrender! - Me? Why? 569 00:48:07,747 --> 00:48:11,376 You're dead! You're dead! 570 00:48:14,227 --> 00:48:16,218 You're dead! 571 00:48:28,328 --> 00:48:29,976 Here they are! 572 00:48:33,349 --> 00:48:36,219 Where are we now? - We're in the 15th minute of the match. 573 00:48:36,307 --> 00:48:41,176 The fate is uncertain. José escapes. Look! Reaper comes in. José is disarmed. 574 00:48:45,439 --> 00:48:49,676 The two champions ran three laps on the track. Magnificent! What strength! 575 00:48:56,987 --> 00:49:00,123 José, I’ll be yours if you win! Courage! 576 00:49:06,690 --> 00:49:10,312 Good hit! It's the first kick from that corner of the match. 577 00:49:29,929 --> 00:49:33,899 Bravo! - Don't worry, Olivia. I win for you. 578 00:49:35,290 --> 00:49:38,010 We're in the final minutes. José is in top form, 579 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,301 the Grim Reaper is strangely hesitant. 580 00:49:41,134 --> 00:49:42,860 When will you finish him? 581 00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:45,907 If you don't kill him quick, you won't be master but him! 582 00:49:46,027 --> 00:49:49,019 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! Mama! 583 00:49:52,476 --> 00:49:54,655 Bang, bang! Die! 584 00:49:58,610 --> 00:50:02,603 Die! Die! Die! 585 00:50:26,027 --> 00:50:30,500 Magnificent! With a secret strike, at the most critical moment, 586 00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:34,118 José has defeated his opponent, the crowd carries him on their shoulders! 587 00:50:34,188 --> 00:50:36,097 He receives kisses left and right! 588 00:50:36,187 --> 00:50:38,747 Turtle Island has a new champion: 589 00:50:39,131 --> 00:50:42,569 José Brambilla of the Carabe Sea! Remember this! 590 00:50:42,689 --> 00:50:44,102 End of the transmission. 591 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:50,849 Quick, hoist the mainsail! All my men aboard! 592 00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:53,983 Who likes me, follow me! Are you with me or with Reaper? 593 00:50:54,067 --> 00:50:55,898 If you're with me, on board! 594 00:50:58,907 --> 00:51:00,353 Traitors! 595 00:51:00,865 --> 00:51:04,822 It's no good, José! - You be quiet and don't speak! 596 00:51:04,942 --> 00:51:07,497 Why? - Because you're a vulgar braggart, 597 00:51:07,567 --> 00:51:11,005 "iconoplastic" and "distemporaneous". And besides.. 598 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:14,437 Besides? - And besides you're "impenetrashy", 599 00:51:14,507 --> 00:51:18,020 unfriendly and "supercalifragilistic expiallidocious" impure. 600 00:51:18,090 --> 00:51:21,838 This time you won, José! And you leave with my ship and booty! 601 00:51:22,211 --> 00:51:25,870 But we're sailors and we'll meet on the sea again! 602 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,707 And that day will be hot! 603 00:51:27,777 --> 00:51:31,641 Oh, really? Well, that day I'll take off my shirt. On board! 604 00:51:40,414 --> 00:51:44,603 You are invited to attend the execution of the Governor at the Castle steps. 605 00:51:44,723 --> 00:51:47,712 Funeral dress. 606 00:52:08,641 --> 00:52:11,077 May I? - Come in. 607 00:52:12,403 --> 00:52:16,612 Excellency, I received the invitation and thank you for your exquisite attention. 608 00:52:16,682 --> 00:52:19,027 Don't mention it. - I only want to ask you 609 00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:21,820 if you could excuse my absence? I've lots of things to do. 610 00:52:21,890 --> 00:52:25,693 Don't be funny. You know perfectly well it can't take place without you. 611 00:52:25,763 --> 00:52:28,779 Can't you put it off for another day? - No! 612 00:52:28,899 --> 00:52:30,969 It can be better planned.. - No! 613 00:52:31,039 --> 00:52:35,732 We could invite people from neighboring countries, have fireworks.. 614 00:52:35,802 --> 00:52:38,005 No! Tomorrow at sunset! 615 00:52:43,950 --> 00:52:46,344 Courage! Loosen it a bit! 616 00:52:46,479 --> 00:52:48,822 Let's smash these traitors! 617 00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:52,907 Quick! - Hook, we must sail in an hour. 618 00:52:53,288 --> 00:52:57,874 Prepare enough tar, so I can roast these traitors alive! 619 00:52:59,017 --> 00:53:02,436 Meanwhile, José sailed peacefully. 620 00:53:05,769 --> 00:53:09,336 Olivia, how beautiful you are today! 621 00:53:09,601 --> 00:53:11,853 Every day that passes, you're more beautiful! 622 00:53:12,008 --> 00:53:15,760 Today you're lovelier than yesterday, tomorrow you'll be more than today.. 623 00:53:15,830 --> 00:53:18,264 Who knows how you'll look by 60! 624 00:53:18,334 --> 00:53:21,237 José, explain this mystery to me. - Which? 625 00:53:21,307 --> 00:53:23,541 Are you a pirate or an honest man? - Well.. 626 00:53:23,627 --> 00:53:26,380 Please, tell me. Are you a pirate or an honest man? 627 00:53:26,467 --> 00:53:27,802 I'm an honest pirate. 628 00:53:27,872 --> 00:53:30,592 What will you do with me? Where do you carry us? 629 00:53:30,662 --> 00:53:33,778 It's a secret: St. Genoveffa. - I don't believe you. 630 00:53:33,867 --> 00:53:36,142 You don't? Come. 631 00:53:38,108 --> 00:53:41,592 Tell her where we're going. - Frosinone! 632 00:53:41,662 --> 00:53:44,427 What Frosinone? St. Genoveffa! 633 00:53:45,071 --> 00:53:48,566 Fine! We'll go to St. Genoveffa then.. 634 00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:51,260 Are you happy now? - What does Lupita mean to you? 635 00:53:51,380 --> 00:53:53,970 Nothing! Nothing at all! 636 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:02,087 Time for the daily mutiny at 3:30! 637 00:54:02,207 --> 00:54:04,836 Go in, it's not a sight for you. 638 00:54:08,227 --> 00:54:11,099 Let's see, this is the third mutiny today! 639 00:54:11,169 --> 00:54:14,497 This morning, you "mutinized" because you wanted eggs and ham. 640 00:54:14,617 --> 00:54:18,307 At noon you "mutinized" because you wanted straw hats. 641 00:54:18,377 --> 00:54:20,949 What do you want now? - A war anthem! 642 00:54:21,069 --> 00:54:22,294 Yes! 643 00:54:22,364 --> 00:54:24,575 We can't fight a war without an anthem! 644 00:54:24,645 --> 00:54:27,141 A war anthem? - Yes, to fight! 645 00:54:27,261 --> 00:54:29,664 Grim Reaper had made us a nice one! 646 00:54:29,734 --> 00:54:30,852 Lovely! 647 00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:32,783 Then s..s..s sing it! 648 00:54:32,903 --> 00:54:36,740 How clever! And he has the copyright! 649 00:54:36,810 --> 00:54:40,110 Oh, right! Wait a moment, I'll be right back. 650 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,778 See if you like this.. 651 00:54:49,867 --> 00:54:53,064 # Pim piripipimpí, pimpi, piripipí pin! 652 00:54:54,223 --> 00:54:57,267 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 653 00:54:57,387 --> 00:55:00,106 # We are the terrible retinue of terror! 654 00:55:00,226 --> 00:55:02,301 Is it good? - Yes! 655 00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:05,581 Let's change a few words.. 656 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,226 # Pem, peperepepem, peperepepem, pepem pepe.. 657 00:55:09,451 --> 00:55:13,258 # Pom, poporopopom, poporopopom, popom popo! 658 00:55:13,953 --> 00:55:17,341 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 659 00:55:17,411 --> 00:55:21,214 # We are the terrible retinue of terror! 660 00:55:21,548 --> 00:55:24,757 # But if at night, in the middle of the fray, 661 00:55:24,827 --> 00:55:28,307 # somebody plays dumb, death to that rascal! 662 00:55:28,377 --> 00:55:31,637 # Our battle cry is: - Dindín, don della! 663 00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:35,063 # Down with the bad! - Dindirín, dondán! 664 00:55:35,147 --> 00:55:38,423 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 665 00:55:38,507 --> 00:55:41,833 # Open the door and let us in! 666 00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:45,107 # Dindirín dondera, dindirindín Donda! 667 00:55:45,227 --> 00:55:50,381 # Dindiridín dondera, dindiridín Donda! # 668 00:55:54,672 --> 00:55:57,402 With this song, we'll win all the battles! 669 00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:59,885 But you got to get that bell to ring, José. 670 00:55:59,955 --> 00:56:02,861 If you don't play it, these ones will never sing. 671 00:56:03,935 --> 00:56:06,490 What's that? -The typical mermaid, eh? 672 00:56:09,167 --> 00:56:11,882 Gentlemen, I'm here! Bring me up! 673 00:56:12,659 --> 00:56:14,346 Look who's here! 674 00:56:14,782 --> 00:56:16,839 It's the fatty. - The fatty? 675 00:56:16,909 --> 00:56:19,546 What should I do? - Bring her on! 676 00:56:20,740 --> 00:56:25,526 # A pirate I may be, little fairy, but I know how to love. 677 00:56:37,722 --> 00:56:43,781 # The ship sails silently, kissed by a moonbeam. 678 00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:52,585 # Twinkles, a star in the sky and the hearts feel themselves stir. 679 00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:59,868 # It's the hour that all the laments come to us again. 680 00:57:01,347 --> 00:57:10,625 # And we stare dreamily into the distance because.. 681 00:57:12,803 --> 00:57:20,171 # Far away, we all have a home, 682 00:57:20,853 --> 00:57:24,797 # we all have a wife 683 00:57:25,365 --> 00:57:32,667 # hoping, waiting.. 684 00:57:33,547 --> 00:57:36,345 # While a lighthouse illuminates the sea, 685 00:57:36,614 --> 00:57:40,579 # we dream that from afar 686 00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:49,700 # a pale mother keeps the flame warm for us.. 687 00:57:53,027 --> 00:57:54,137 What time is it? 688 00:57:54,207 --> 00:57:57,378 This is the time you want to soften the hearts the sailors. 689 00:57:57,467 --> 00:57:59,458 Then it's soon. 690 00:58:00,347 --> 00:58:05,262 # we all have a wife 691 00:58:05,695 --> 00:58:12,987 # How sad.. the waiting 692 00:58:13,667 --> 00:58:16,450 Soften them up all you can. Put in a house, 693 00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,149 an expecting mama, a llama, the Dalai Lama.. 694 00:58:19,373 --> 00:58:22,285 And a hot mama never hurts. 695 00:58:22,936 --> 00:58:29,280 # From the near and distant shores, such sweet languor, 696 00:58:30,818 --> 00:58:36,885 # arrives the echo from fountains murmuring to the heart, 697 00:58:38,553 --> 00:58:44,328 # a voice that you know invites us to pray, 698 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:53,262 # seems to say one who expects nothing, "Come back.." 699 00:58:57,490 --> 00:59:03,939 # Far away, we all have a home, 700 00:59:04,554 --> 00:59:09,666 # we all have a wife 701 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:13,542 What a beautiful song, eh! 702 00:59:14,437 --> 00:59:16,819 Olivia, why do you treat me so coldly? 703 00:59:17,110 --> 00:59:19,297 The other day when I beat the Grim Reaper, 704 00:59:19,367 --> 00:59:21,434 I thought I saw in your eyes a little love. 705 00:59:21,504 --> 00:59:24,525 Love? Go talk love to her! 706 00:59:28,126 --> 00:59:30,026 Di.. di.. did you hear that? 707 00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:33,392 You don't know treat women, listen to Lupita. 708 00:59:33,462 --> 00:59:37,060 How is it done, how is it done? Can I have a "lessen"? 709 00:59:37,180 --> 00:59:39,909 Willingly. Shall we start right away? - Yes! 710 00:59:40,032 --> 00:59:42,097 No, one moment! Pirates are here. 711 00:59:44,504 --> 00:59:48,542 # we all have a wife 712 00:59:49,186 --> 00:59:56,295 # How sad.. 713 00:59:58,902 --> 01:00:04,417 # the waiting. 714 01:00:04,608 --> 01:00:06,749 Come, let's all go to bed! 715 01:00:06,819 --> 01:00:09,463 And don't play the nonsense with the knife throwing! 716 01:00:09,785 --> 01:00:11,605 Come, to bed! 717 01:00:20,204 --> 01:00:21,411 Begin, begin! 718 01:00:21,481 --> 01:00:24,635 We start with the most important part: the kiss. 719 01:00:24,705 --> 01:00:28,264 Put your right hand on the left hip and the left on the neck. 720 01:00:28,613 --> 01:00:32,426 On the neck? Like this? - No, my neck. 721 01:00:33,922 --> 01:00:36,277 No.. no.. 722 01:00:36,347 --> 01:00:38,667 José! - What is it? - Come here! 723 01:00:38,787 --> 01:00:42,860 No, no, no! Not now! I'm studying! 724 01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:47,220 OK, but the pirates won't go to sleep unless you wish them good night. 725 01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:51,299 These pirates are such nice guys, but so high maintenance! 726 01:00:51,387 --> 01:00:53,304 Will you wait a moment? 727 01:00:59,662 --> 01:01:04,225 Shame! Get in your beds! Hurry! 728 01:01:08,067 --> 01:01:10,058 Good night. - Hush! 729 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,467 Stick out your tongue! 730 01:01:56,587 --> 01:01:58,578 Castor oil, castor oil! 731 01:02:02,307 --> 01:02:04,298 Ting! Tong! 732 01:02:22,467 --> 01:02:26,619 Why don't you sleep? - "He who sleeps catches no fish." 733 01:02:30,344 --> 01:02:32,676 Here. - Thanks. 734 01:02:35,747 --> 01:02:38,628 Eh, eh, eh, drunkard! Give it here! 735 01:02:43,947 --> 01:02:45,048 Six. 736 01:02:48,111 --> 01:02:49,972 Four. - How much are you playing for? 737 01:02:50,042 --> 01:02:51,721 5 piasters. - I'm in. 738 01:02:56,413 --> 01:02:57,488 Three! 739 01:02:57,558 --> 01:03:01,156 How many times must I say no gambling! Go on! Off to bed! 740 01:03:05,931 --> 01:03:08,604 Sweet dreams! - Thanks. 741 01:03:15,426 --> 01:03:20,381 You! You! Damn fatty! Take her to the women's quarters. 742 01:03:24,764 --> 01:03:29,629 I'm ready! One: right hand on the hip and two: on the neck.. 743 01:03:29,699 --> 01:03:33,105 Three: rotate the torso and four: the kiss. 744 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:38,960 Got it. One, two, three.. four. 745 01:03:39,067 --> 01:03:43,583 Let's do it again. One, two, three, four. 746 01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,944 One, two, three, four. 747 01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:57,538 Three, four. One, two, three and four. 748 01:03:57,658 --> 01:03:59,528 I'm taking notes.. 749 01:04:00,688 --> 01:04:03,645 One, two, three, four. 750 01:04:04,066 --> 01:04:06,777 Thanks for the lesson. Goodnight. - Goodnight. 751 01:04:08,748 --> 01:04:10,060 Good night. 752 01:04:21,071 --> 01:04:25,494 .. but at dawn the Grim Reaper sighted his uncompromising adversary. 753 01:04:28,867 --> 01:04:31,176 Have they spotted us? - Apparently not. 754 01:04:31,490 --> 01:04:34,068 Let's give them a wake up call! Fire! 755 01:04:42,614 --> 01:04:44,538 Why don't they respond? 756 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:47,297 Shoot them broadside! 757 01:05:00,427 --> 01:05:02,418 A ball! 758 01:05:04,147 --> 01:05:06,098 Cannonballs! Cannonballs! 759 01:05:06,287 --> 01:05:10,041 A-a-a-rtillery, gunners! To your posts! 760 01:05:10,161 --> 01:05:11,227 Fire! 761 01:05:11,347 --> 01:05:14,243 You're not moving? - We want our song. 762 01:05:14,363 --> 01:05:16,990 Of course, that's how the Grim Reaper did it! - A song.. 763 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,779 Sing it and we will follow you! - Wait! "Pippo.." 764 01:05:20,098 --> 01:05:22,904 Just a moment! Olivia, go down below. 765 01:05:23,024 --> 01:05:26,687 Here we fight and I'm ready to die for you! 766 01:05:26,807 --> 01:05:28,979 You're already dead to me! - What? 767 01:05:29,049 --> 01:05:31,310 I hope you never come back to say one thing! 768 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,276 Traitors! 769 01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:59,863 Sing! Sing! - Sing, José, sing! 770 01:05:59,983 --> 01:06:01,782 I don't feel like singing! 771 01:06:01,902 --> 01:06:05,865 If you don't start our war anthem, they won't move! We'll all get killed! 772 01:06:06,238 --> 01:06:10,378 Why should I care about life when my love is dead? 773 01:06:10,747 --> 01:06:12,305 Look, Jose! 774 01:06:22,147 --> 01:06:25,901 Sing, José! Sing! Sing! 775 01:06:26,021 --> 01:06:29,886 Give us a tune! Only thus can we be saved! 776 01:06:30,006 --> 01:06:33,427 Countess.. what is life after all? 777 01:06:33,547 --> 01:06:36,327 The shadow of a fleeting dream. 778 01:06:37,122 --> 01:06:39,700 He's crazy! He called me Countess. 779 01:06:57,987 --> 01:07:02,060 Look, they're here! They're getting ready to board! Sing, José! 780 01:07:02,495 --> 01:07:06,459 What do I care? What do I care? Olivia doesn't love me! 781 01:07:09,789 --> 01:07:12,265 Olivia, save us! Save us! 782 01:07:12,385 --> 01:07:15,423 Save us, Olivia! - Why doesn't she go? 783 01:07:15,493 --> 01:07:20,854 What did you say? You think I didn't see you kiss last night? - No! 784 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:32,036 Jose! Jose, I know all! 785 01:07:32,106 --> 01:07:34,070 Forgive me! Win! I love you! 786 01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:36,627 You love me? She loves me! 787 01:07:37,176 --> 01:07:40,947 Olivia loves me! - Now, it's too late. 788 01:07:41,017 --> 01:07:42,943 It's too late? 789 01:07:43,027 --> 01:07:47,066 # Pimpi, piripipimpí, piripipimpí, pimpi pin! 790 01:07:49,682 --> 01:07:52,791 # Pimpi, piripipimpí, piripipimpí, pimpi pin! 791 01:07:53,107 --> 01:07:56,543 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 792 01:07:56,627 --> 01:08:00,097 # Open the door and let us in! 793 01:08:07,907 --> 01:08:11,217 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 794 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:14,482 # Open the door and let us in! 795 01:08:14,602 --> 01:08:17,235 # Pin, piripiri, piripín, pin pin! 796 01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:22,143 # Let us go on board, pirates of death, 797 01:08:22,263 --> 01:08:25,728 # Open the door and let us in! 798 01:09:41,111 --> 01:09:43,689 Do you have any last requests? - Yes. 799 01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:48,197 I'd like to make a will. - Granted. 800 01:09:53,347 --> 01:09:57,943 Today, September 10, 1795, 801 01:09:58,233 --> 01:10:01,490 still sound of mind and body, 802 01:10:03,022 --> 01:10:07,038 I, the aforementioned Don Juan Ramirez and Silos and Fontana 803 01:10:07,158 --> 01:10:11,337 and Condominio Mendoza and Martigara and Brambillacca 804 01:10:11,457 --> 01:10:14,494 and Catilina and Marquis de Zaragoza.. 805 01:10:17,053 --> 01:10:21,356 Hurry, men of the sea, the governor's niece is watching! 806 01:11:30,907 --> 01:11:34,217 Damn! This is getting serious! 807 01:11:34,337 --> 01:11:36,611 I'll need to see clearly. 808 01:12:10,198 --> 01:12:14,977 ..and Filinas and Aguilar de San Polar and of the Grandee of Spain, 809 01:12:15,047 --> 01:12:19,371 bequeath all my possessions to my niece Olivia Ramirez 810 01:12:19,491 --> 01:12:22,659 de Silos and Fontana and Condominio Mendoza 811 01:12:22,747 --> 01:12:26,344 and Martigara and Brambillacca and Catilina 812 01:12:26,464 --> 01:12:30,341 and the Marquise de Zaragoza and Gabella and Frascais.. 813 01:13:55,235 --> 01:13:57,077 You've offended me! - And you, me! 814 01:13:57,147 --> 01:13:59,498 So then.. let's go! - Let's go! 815 01:14:01,116 --> 01:14:04,980 ..and Cartonera and Fillidas and Espartolera 816 01:14:05,067 --> 01:14:08,821 and the Marquis di Santalar and the Grandee of Spain. 817 01:14:09,015 --> 01:14:12,526 I hope you're finished! - A moment, Your Highness! 818 01:14:12,596 --> 01:14:16,231 There's just my collection of 750 snuff boxes. 819 01:14:16,301 --> 01:14:18,672 and with your permission, I bequeath.. 820 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:21,862 Enough of those long names, eh? - Yes, Your Highness. 821 01:14:21,947 --> 01:14:26,702 The first one, of the 750, I bequeath to Don Pedro Luis... 822 01:14:26,822 --> 01:14:29,926 The second, Conchita the third, Pablo Ribot, 823 01:14:29,996 --> 01:14:33,412 the fourth to that son of a bitch, Don José.. 824 01:14:33,848 --> 01:14:36,345 Gentlemen, please show the most knightly manners. 825 01:14:36,415 --> 01:14:38,098 Attention! 826 01:14:38,253 --> 01:14:39,330 One.. 827 01:14:39,982 --> 01:14:41,208 Two.. 828 01:14:42,195 --> 01:14:44,338 Three.. Go! 829 01:14:46,979 --> 01:14:48,717 The torches. 830 01:14:48,787 --> 01:14:52,797 You're dead! You're dead! 831 01:14:55,809 --> 01:14:56,942 Fire! 832 01:15:01,982 --> 01:15:03,972 You're dead! You're dead! 833 01:15:12,344 --> 01:15:14,790 He disappeared! - Where is he? 834 01:15:23,253 --> 01:15:24,423 The Reaper! 835 01:15:29,412 --> 01:15:32,160 And you.. where are you going? 836 01:15:32,653 --> 01:15:36,691 The truth is.. I'd like to enter.. heaven.. 837 01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:40,889 You in heaven? Get out! 838 01:15:47,427 --> 01:15:51,898 ..and the 750th I bequeath to.. who will I bequeath it to? 839 01:15:52,058 --> 01:15:54,581 Who will I bequeath it too? - Make up your mind! 840 01:15:55,606 --> 01:15:58,127 I bequeath it to nobody! - What? 841 01:15:58,495 --> 01:16:02,216 I've never even had a snuffbox in the first place! 842 01:16:02,307 --> 01:16:05,437 So, you were fooling me? - Yes, and didn't you realize it? 843 01:16:05,507 --> 01:16:06,603 No! 844 01:16:06,723 --> 01:16:10,039 Say no more: You're a true retard! 845 01:16:10,171 --> 01:16:12,187 Hangman! - Frig the hangman! 846 01:16:12,307 --> 01:16:15,793 Now that I've said my say, I'll hang myself! 847 01:16:49,832 --> 01:16:51,751 Hey, what are you doing there? 848 01:16:51,821 --> 01:16:56,203 We're in love and are getting married. - That remains to be seen, young man! 849 01:16:56,323 --> 01:16:58,382 Won't you give me permission? - No. 850 01:16:59,180 --> 01:17:02,877 Yes! Yes! - You.. you.. you give it willingly? 851 01:17:02,947 --> 01:17:05,858 No! - Yes! Yes! 852 01:17:06,165 --> 01:17:08,372 Are you really sure? 853 01:17:08,492 --> 01:17:10,960 Yes! Yes! I'm quite moved! 854 01:17:11,117 --> 01:17:14,875 I'm so moved that I feel a lump in my throat! 855 01:18:25,007 --> 01:18:27,650 The End 856 01:18:28,856 --> 01:18:32,172 English subtitles by sineintegral@KG. 66766

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