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Look at this old box I came
across.
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Oh! Is that my luck pen!
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Girl, do you remember when you
used to have to write numbers
down?
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Every number I got with this
pen,
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- [Indistinct]
- Yeah, is that why the pen
still looks brand new?
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Tony, we were dating in high
school.
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How were you gettin' anybody's
number?
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Well your number was the only
one that counted.
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Yeah it better have been,
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cause you was about to be
countin' stars.
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[Audience laughter]
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Actually, I can't even remember
my number from back then.
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Please, I bet you can't remember
mine.
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555-1278.
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You had that awkward recording
on the answering machine
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that sounded like a bomb was
tickin' at the end.
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So tell me mine.
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777-9311.
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[Audience laughter]
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That ain't even it.
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You really don't remember, do
you?
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I don't remember. It was so long
ago.
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I I only remember the numbers
that count, like
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stay out of your way from the
14th till the 21st.
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[Audience laughter]
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What's my number now!
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Pssh, 323
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eh, hold up. 310
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[Audience laughter]
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You really don't remember.
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Okay, do you remember my
birthday? You better.
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- Remember my birthday.
- Okay...knock it off.
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Knock it off. We even celebrated
okay. August
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- ...8th.
- Okay.
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Okay, what year, Tony?
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Whatever year makes you 25
again.
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[Audience laughter]
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Look, that's cute That's cute.
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Tell me, or I'm throwing
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this away and respondin' to all
my little strawberry letters.
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Yeh...come on, Lisa. Don't play
with the
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last bite of a man's sandwich.
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Come on, it's sacred. It's got
the perfect ingredient of all
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the good ingredient, the good
ratio, whatever. With the
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come on, now. Alright, alright,
alright.
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A ni-- ni-- nah-- a 19--
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seventy....seven.
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8...7...8, 9!
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[Audience laughter]
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You should let me live.
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Ah...okay.
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1978.
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- Safe. You better be glad
- [Tony sighs]
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because I was about to use your
lucky pen to write down the
number of
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a husband who would remember.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Theme Music]
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* Woke up and my wife said
to me
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* The bill collectors want
their fees
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* The kids keep talkin'
back to me
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* Family Time
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* Family Time. Family Time.
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* Family Time. Woa oh oh oah,
yeah eh eh
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[Instrumental Music]
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I don't understand why I have to
pretend to be your damn
assistant anyway.
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Cause you don't got nothin' else
to do.
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Besides, I might need some
backup in case
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it turns out to be a catfish
situation.
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Huh, I don't see how that would
be a problem for you.
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Very funny, Queen La-teeth-a.
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[In unison]
Oaaah.
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You get on my nerves. Oh...
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Ah, I I think that's her.
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Was there a two for one at the
wig of the week club?
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[Audience laughter]
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Shut up, Weave it to Beaver.
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[Audience laughter]
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I'm sure it's just a
coincidence.
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Besides, she was really sweet
when we were chatting on
Funstagram.
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I bet she was.
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The crazy ones always are.
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What'd she say she wanted to
interview you about?
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Well she said she's profiling
rising social
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media influencers, so of course
I'm at the top of that list.
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Now I know she crazy.
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You're evil.
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- Kia?
- Rachel.
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- Hey...of course.
- Thank you for coming.
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[In unison]
I love your hair!
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I'll be at the bar.
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Of course you will.
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I'll be here if you need me.
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[Audience laughter]
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Oh, shoot.
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Somebody call Ray Donovan, cause
I'm about to catch
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me a case up in here.
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Get in girl.
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Yeah.
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She seem intense.
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Yeah, word of advice.
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Sisters make the worst
assistants.
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Ooh.
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So, which one is she?
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The housewife or the drunk
paralegal?
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Take a guess.
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It's obviously Lori, the drunk
para-- wait a minute!
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How you know about my sisters?
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Oh um, your Funstagram.
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So if you don't mind, if we
could just jump
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to the interview.
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Sure. I'm pretty much an open
book.
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Great! Okay...
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so, tell me about Rachel.
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Who is she?
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What does she like to do for
fun?
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Well...I like working out,
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goin' out, hangin' out and
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eating out.
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[Snickers] Okay.
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Husband, kids?
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No and no.
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I mean I did have a husband
once, but I realized if I
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stayed married to him, then my
girlfriend was gonna get pissed
off.
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Oh.
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- Mmm.
- Okay, then.
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Yeah, and um I guess kids just
weren't in the cards
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for me but it's, it's okay cause
I really love being a
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favorite aunt to my
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niece and nephew.
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Yeah. [Laughs]
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Oh! And now that Eboni's in
college,
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I'm sure y'all will have a lot
of fun now--
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I know I didn't talk about Eboni
on my Funstagram.
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Who sent you?
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Who de whooo!
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She must be, she must be, she's
a stalker isn't she?
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No. No one sent me,
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and no, I'm not a stalker.
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Not exactly.
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Okay well you better start
explainin' fast before I start
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- whoopin' some--
- A suh suh suh
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suh. I ain't got bail money
Rachel Rousey.
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[Audience laughter]
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Please, I promise I'm not
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a stalker,
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Please, let me explain.
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What I have to say might change
your life.
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Well it better, or I might take
yours.
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[Audience laughter\
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[Instrumental Music]
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Now we only have 13 more pans to
go.
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What?
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Oh my goodness. We really need
some help!
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Maybe I should call my sisters.
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Oh no. We need people who can
cook,
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not people who can eat.
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What about a temp agency? Or we
can place an ad.
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Nope, I already found somebody
great.
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She should be here any minute.
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Who in the hell is that?
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Oh that's Dede. She's our new
prep cook.
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I told her to come around back.
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Dede, you made it!
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Hey!
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Uah!
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[Sighs]
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[Audience laughter]
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[Laughter]
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[Deep inhale] Oh goodness,
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what in the orange is the new
black is
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goin' on here, Viv?
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Hi, a I'm Lisa.
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Dede.
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[Lisa] Ooh.
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[Lisa coughs]
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Vivian says you come highly
recommended. I'm okay.
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Um, do you have any experience
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cookin' for large groups of a
people?
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Pssh, I used to cook for over
300
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guests a day servin' them
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Wow, what, did you work in a
hotel or somethin'?
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Somethin' like that.
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It was a long-term state
facility.
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Oh okay, tell me more.
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Well before that,
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I was a private chef for this
chemistry teacher.
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He had a special kitchen in his
RV and all that!
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But my specialty is
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baked goods.
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I can make anything edible!
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- Oh.
- I have a bunch of samples to
take.
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- Mm hm.
- Okay, I'm, I'm...
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- It's around here somewhere.
- ...great
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Let me see. Don't look like--
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- Ooh.
- Oh.
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Thanks.
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Eat it!
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[Audience laughter]
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Gotcha. Um, alright.
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- Um--
- You'll like it. It's good.
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This bag, oh it's a little old
zip locky.
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Um, um--
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- It'll change your life.
- Um, this is good.
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- I gotta tell ya, it is good.
- Mm hm.
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- What is it?
- That's my special sweet potato
pie.
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You mix 5 packs of butter,
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- a couple packs of sugar, some
honey,
- Okay.
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canned yams, crush up some
graham crackers,
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Nuke that in the microwave, and
bam!
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[Audience laughter]
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Mm hm hm hmm.
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Here, wash it down with this.
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You go slow, cause that's
stronger than Dominican rum.
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Oh, yeah. What is this?
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Oh it's a...it's Pruno. It's a
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a happy hour cocktail shared
amongst a
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- ...the the
- Inmates!
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Well let's save that for later.
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So, are you ready to get
started, ladies?
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A you know what, do you mind
givin' Vivian and I
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- ...a minute?
- No problem, boss.
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I gotta use the head anyway.
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- Oh yeah, the ladies room is at
the end of the hallway.
- Okay, mm hm.
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- Mm hm.
- Hm...I know what you're
thinking.
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She's great, isn't she?
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No, I was actually thinkin' she
could probably kill me with a
spork and a dental floss.
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That's what I was thinkin'.
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Where did you find her?
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Ah well, she and I were roomies.
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- Roomies?
- Yeah.
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Okay, [Laughter]
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- Alright, It's a funny story
and you're gonna laugh.
- Mm hm.
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Dede was my old celly, and I
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promised I'd help her when she
got out.
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Couldn't ya have just paid her
off in cigarettes and stamps
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like normal people?
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Well I would've but
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not when you're part of the
Guerrilla Gang.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Instrumental Music]
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- [Lisa] The clock is ticking.
- There's no easy way to say
this.
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- So--
- Spit it out, already.
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Um, okay so um I've--
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So the thing is,
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I...
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[Audience laughter]
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So...yeh, mm
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Girl.
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You're my mom.
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Girl, bye. I already told ya I
ain't got no kids.
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I mean I had some wild nights,
but I think I'd remember
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havin' a whole damn baby.
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- Mm
- You probably submitted with
Eggs "R" Us.
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[Collectively]
Eggs "R" what?
256
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21 years ago you donated eggs
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- ...at a fertility clinic
- Fertility clinic by my
college.
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Rachel, you did what?
259
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Don't judge. Times was hard, and
that was back
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when strippin' was still taboo.
You know, before
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Amber Rose and Cardi B.
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[Audience laughter]
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They pay for eggs?
264
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They only pay for fresh eggs.
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You missed that.
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[Audience laughter]
267
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Well apparently, you did a open
donation.
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And according to
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clinic records,
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I was conceived with eggs you
donated.
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- Okay, wait a minute. Is this
some type of
272
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child support shakedown, cause
she ain't got no job?
273
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No. I already have a family-
274
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an amazing family-
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and I don't need anything from
you.
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I just really wanted to meet my
biological mother.
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[Inhales] Hi Mom!
278
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[Cries happily]
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[Music stings out]
280
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[Instrumental Music]
281
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As soon as we finish the
desserts, we can send this baby
up the river.
282
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There was no pun intended.
283
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,284
The desserts. Oh man, I
284
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forgot to go to the store to get
the rest of the ingredients.
285
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,455
- Ooh.
- Don't trip. I got it.
286
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,758
I stay ready like a shank in a
prison riot.
287
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[Audience laughter]
288
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,327
Okay. Oh so you got it, but
289
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you don't even know what we
cookin'.
290
00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,964
[Mild Audience Laughter]
291
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,532
It doesn't matter what we
cookin'.
292
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I told you I can make anything
293
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anywhere! What's on the menu?
294
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,105
Tiramisu, but I don't have the
295
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,807
the espresso, the cocoa, or the
heavy whippin' cream,
296
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,475
- ...so--
- Look, get me some
297
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,645
instant coffee, some maple
syrup,
298
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- ...and some milk!
- Okay.
299
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,513
[Audience laughter]
300
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,983
You got a old extension cord I
can use to heat this up with?
301
00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,752
Can you just use the oven?
302
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,355
Oh.
303
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,790
You bougie.
304
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,524
[Audience laughter]
305
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,293
- [Lisa] It smells good, I have
to admit.
- Wow.
306
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,995
- Look at that. Whoo!
- Huh.
307
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,664
- Mm mm mm.
- Okay, alright.
308
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,666
- Get a bite of this.
- Mm.
309
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,234
Mm.
310
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,003
This might be better than your
recipe, Lisa.
311
00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,905
Okay, not I know it's not your
day off but you can
312
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,173
still get fired.
313
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,175
Mm.
314
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,576
- This is a good fix, Dede.
- It's good.
315
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,644
Right, it's really good.
316
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,712
- This is tasty.
- Mm hm.
317
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,647
Damn Donnie, when you get
light-skinned?
318
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,982
[Audience laughter]
319
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,984
What you? What's on/
320
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,585
Bam!
321
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,353
Hey Tony, that's just a Dede
Loco.
322
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,488
She's helpin' us out.
323
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,690
Okay, cool. Cool. Cool.
324
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,725
Well looks like the Spice Girls
done dug yourselves
325
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,893
out of that little hole, huh?
326
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,394
Can I skim some off the top? I'm
hungry as hell.
327
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,329
No! No, Tony. I made you a
sandwich. It's
328
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,864
- ...in the fridge.
- Alright, alright.
329
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,499
- Yeah, we gonna--
- Oh, did you get that?
330
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,867
Oh, let me go get those sternos.
331
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,003
- Yeah.
- Ho, ho, ho, hold up. Hold up.
Wait a minute.
332
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,971
Let me put some spread up all in
it.
333
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,673
- Spread?
- Yeah.
334
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,709
Best thing you have had in your
mouth.
335
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,677
Mm hm. Yeah.
336
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,378
- Baby, come on out. Come on
out.
- Yeah, look at that.
337
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,380
- Take that.
- Let's see what we workin'
with?
338
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,683
- Okay, alright.
- Mm.
339
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,518
- She's a beast.
- Mm hm.
340
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,053
- That is righteous right there.
- Yeah, yeah.
341
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,388
- Oh, what are we doin'? Oh.
342
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,024
[Smacks lips] Oh yeah.
343
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,525
King Kong ain't got nothin' on
her.
344
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,527
Mm hm. Rock on wit your bad
self.
345
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,729
Ah aaah!
346
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,296
[Lisa laughs]
347
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,733
[Instrumental Music]
348
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,735
Oooh, Lisa!
349
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,236
Where you at, baby sis?
350
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,404
Honey, I have to tell you
351
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,474
what your other sister has done
now.
352
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,376
- [Laughs]
- Would you shut up,
353
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,046
you loose-lipped trollop. I'll
tell her myself.
354
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,147
Mm hm.
355
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,149
I wanna apologize right now for
my family.
356
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,384
Lisa- the other sister- she's
cool.
357
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,154
But everybody else, you'd think
they was raised from savages.
358
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,390
I usually have to go to the
bathroom when I get really
nervous.
359
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,558
Do you mind?
360
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,360
I have the same problem.
361
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,627
It's crazy.
362
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,463
Yeah, it's just right down the
hall.
363
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,465
That is so cute.
364
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,267
You guys share the same bladder.
365
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,368
[Audience laughter]
366
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,404
- [Lori groans]
- What are you yellin' about
now?
367
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,840
Ooh, girl. Your sister, whoo!
368
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,842
Your sister! [Laughs]
369
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,444
Do you ever shut your wide-ass
mouth?
370
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,446
Okay, alright. Vivian and I are
371
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,816
caterin' a huge even right now,
and if you're not gonna tell me
what's
372
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,184
goin' on, just-- just get out,
373
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,118
cause I don't got time.
374
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,253
Look, I don't tell other
people's business,
375
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,588
only my own.
376
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,791
This is gonna be good. You got
some popcorn?
377
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,892
[Audience laughter]
378
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,027
Just feed off of whatever you're
storin' in your cheek,
379
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,095
woodchuck.
380
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,497
Stop. Y'all argue more than the
crazy Lymon wives.
381
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,265
I'm Mrs. Frankie Lymon. I'm Mrs.
Frankie Lymon!
382
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,034
I only care who's Mrs. Frankie
Lymon.
383
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,468
Alright, alright, what is all
the damn commo--
384
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,805
oh, ah I shoulda known, Freddie
vs. Jason.
385
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,807
[Audience laughter]
386
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,142
Who dis here?
387
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,944
I have someone I want you to
meet.
388
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,380
- Hm.
- Kia, this is my sister,
Lisa...
389
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,817
and her old ball and chain,
Tony.
390
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,352
It's is very, very nice to meet
you, Kia. Y'all make a
391
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,354
great couple, I'm sure you'll be
beautiful together.
392
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,722
- ..um but I-- I have--
- [Lori squealing indistinctly]
393
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:39,059
- Aye, that ain't it! Go on,
Rachel. Would you tell her.
- What?
394
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,394
Lisa, Kia and I are not dating.
395
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,196
Um...she's
396
00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,899
my daughter.
397
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,300
Daughter!?
398
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,468
[Audience laughter]
399
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,903
When were you pregnant?
400
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,239
- Say what?
- What-- was it when you studied
abroad?
401
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,974
- No, I--
- Oh it was probably when she
went to her little
402
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,976
TLC phase, wearin' all them
baggy clothes stuff.
403
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,244
You tried to hide it.
404
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,013
- You did, remember. Sure did.
- Shut up, Tony.
405
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,849
[Sighs] No, it actually I--
406
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,516
- When Rachel was in college,
407
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,419
she did something strange
408
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,721
for a piece of change.
409
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,990
[Audience laughter]
410
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,724
We know. That's what Rachel did
to make money through the night.
411
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,494
No no no no no no no!
412
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,897
- This one...donated her eggs
- Mm hm.
413
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,199
at some bootleg fertility
clinic, and now
414
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,869
this one has come lookin' for
her donor.
415
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,336
- Hello.
- Oh...
416
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,505
- ...so she's your daughter?
- Mm.
417
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,507
That's what I've been tryin' to
tell you.
418
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509
Okay, buh buh buh buh look, how
do we know
419
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,678
that that's really her? No,
bring her here. Bring her here.
Let's take a look.
420
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,346
- Let's take a look.
- [Lori] Oh, good one. Good one.
421
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,682
Mm, mm. I'm not convinced.
422
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,017
I am not convinced.
423
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,451
Well, she does have your hooker
hair. That might
424
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,619
be her.
425
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,021
Cupped hands.
426
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,123
- Ooh, Lori.
- Yeah, I know you ain't gonna
come up in here talkin'
427
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,358
bout you my niece, not without a
DNA test!
428
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,127
I don't think so.
429
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,196
And the only thing that strand
of hair is gonna
430
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,464
show you is that it came from a
horse
431
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,799
in Brazil.
432
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,034
Y'all might be related.
433
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,904
I already told you, I did the 22
and you test.
434
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,538
Alright, feisty.
435
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,041
Yeah, and we're just gonna check
my results with hers.
436
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,910
Alright. Until then, don't give
her no money.
437
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,776
[Audience laughter]
438
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,078
I've seen this before
439
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,546
Welcome to the family.
440
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,547
[Tony] Mm.
441
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,582
- [Lori] I like her.
[Music stings out]
442
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,919
[Instrumental Music]
- [Vivian] It's a company
luncheon.
443
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,921
I think we should play it safe
with a wedge
444
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,289
salad and some kind of sandwich
platter.
445
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,158
Sandwiches are so boring though.
446
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,928
I mean you know you might as
well do chicken and you know,
rice pilaf
447
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,462
- ...and some veggies.
- Aw, yeah.
448
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,564
- Mm.
- [Coughing]
449
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,933
Yeah, what is this?
450
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,500
- [Vivian sighs]
- Foonosa.
451
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,636
See when oranges start to go
bad,
452
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,439
they give off this fizz that
gets you ripe real fast.
453
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,141
- Whoo!
- Oh my god.
454
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,943
We could do Italian.
455
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,612
I can make a mean ramen flat
bread or Vienna sausage
spaghetti.
456
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,648
Uh hm, you know I think we were
lookin' for somethin' a little
457
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,815
more high end.
458
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,517
Mm. I got these Twinkies
459
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,686
with glitter. Don't nobody even
know about them yet.
460
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,088
Oh look, I got it.
461
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,157
Tamales. All I need is a couple
462
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,093
bag of Frito's a handful of hot
Cheetos for flavor,
463
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,495
- Mm.
- Used to do it with chicken
thighs.
464
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,998
Yeah. You know what, Dede? We
got this.
465
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,000
But I appreciate all the
suggestions.
466
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,002
They're...different. Thank you.
467
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,004
Mm hm, look. That's what
partners are for.
468
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,139
- Ow!
- Mm...partners?
469
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,840
Yeah, partners.
470
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,477
That's what Viv and I had always
talked about on the inside.
471
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,513
Oh well Viv must have kept that
on inside when she
472
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,182
brought you in to work for us.
473
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,851
What I said was I'd...help you
get on your feet, Dede.
474
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,188
Uh...oh, so...
475
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,522
I'm just the help around here?
476
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,724
You're a valued employee.
477
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,195
But I saved y'all this week!
478
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,863
That garbage man's conference
loved my dump cake.
479
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,666
I'm an important member of this
team around here.
480
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,668
Yes you are. You are important,
481
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,238
- ...Dede Loco. You are smart.
You are kind.
- Mm hm.
482
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,706
You are important!
483
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,908
- Yeah, I'm so sorry for the
confusion.
484
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:46,046
I really am, but we just can't
afford another partner right
now.
485
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,915
Oh so...we ain't even splittin'
the loot 3 ways.
486
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,917
What kind of job is this!?
487
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,220
One that doesn't require you to
do 25 to life.
488
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,554
[Audience laughter]
489
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,557
Let me roll up outa here before
I have to
490
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,026
split some
491
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,527
obvious wigs.
492
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,594
[Audience laughter]
493
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,730
I feel that that was directed
towards me.
494
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,032
Okay.
495
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,399
I'll take that.
496
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,136
[Instrumental Music]
497
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,273
[Sighs] That massage was just
498
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,674
what I needed.
499
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,110
Mm hm. And lunch was good too.
500
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,047
Too bad Lisa and Lori couldn't
join us.
501
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,915
Yeah, Lisa's been pretty busy
with her caterin' job
502
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,752
lately, and Lori's probably
somewhere gettin' her big toes
waxed.
503
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,556
[Laughs] Well, I hope they like
the spa kits I got 'em.
504
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,224
I picked out one for Tony too.
505
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,593
That was sweet.
506
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,329
Yeah I know, but I wanted to.
507
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,365
A little peace offerin'.
508
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,268
Oh, playin' chestnut checkers.
509
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,802
Nice move.
510
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,805
That's very smart to keep a rich
uncle in your back pocket
511
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,109
Look Rachel, I don't have an
agenda.
512
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,079
I just feel like we didn't get
off to the best start the other
day,
513
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,614
and I don't want there to be any
hard feelin's.
514
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,917
Well...honestly Kia,
515
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,788
I'm really glad we had the
opportunity to bond just
516
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,556
the two of us.
517
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,826
And they'll be plenty of time to
invite your auntie's on
518
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,495
future mommy/daughter dates.
519
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,097
- Well actually I--
- Ooh..
520
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,498
we can even do a double
521
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,101
with Lisa and Eboni when she's
home for the summer,
522
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,835
and um oh, we could do a family
523
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,837
vacation. It'll be so fun. That
way you'll get to meet
524
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,506
all your cousins and..
525
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,509
- oh it's gonna be so exciting!
- Look Rachel...
526
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,478
I won't be here this summer.
527
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,247
I won't even be here in a month.
528
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,848
You sick?
529
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,283
No.
530
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,820
I'm actually going out of the
country
531
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,189
to study abroad next week.
532
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,990
Next week?
533
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,660
Uh...but we're just gettin'
started.
534
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,028
What about...
535
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,498
mother/daughter brunches or
mani-pedi's or
536
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,500
we could get another matchin'
wig.
537
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,169
Look, Rachel...
538
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,205
I've had so much fun getting to
know you.
539
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,908
But I already have a mom and a
dad.
540
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,511
Wow.
541
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,581
But we can still keep in touch,
right?
542
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,154
Of course we can.
543
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:13,293
[Instrumental Music]
544
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,694
[Lisa] Why was Dede in jail?
545
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,028
Identity theft.
546
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,331
She used different made up names
and emails
547
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,333
to get multiple Getflix
accounts.
548
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,634
Does everybody do that?
549
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,970
I think we use Devin's first
little girlfriend's uncle's.
550
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,505
Well I used Cheryl's.
551
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,506
[Audience laughter]
552
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,241
[Knocking]
- Oh...huh.
553
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,377
[Knocking intensifies]
554
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,012
Dede.
555
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,081
Hey, Lisa.
556
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,583
[Audience laughter]
557
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,050
Vivian.
558
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,052
[Vivian gasps]
559
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,221
[Audience laughter]
560
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,256
Hm. It's a peace offerin'.
561
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,592
I was really horrible the other
day.
562
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,027
My feelin's was just hurt. I
mean--
563
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,930
Thanks you, Dede. I hope it
didn't ruin our friendship.
564
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,066
[Audience laughter]
565
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,202
Young gang for life.
566
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,904
[Audience laughter]
567
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,105
Yeah.
568
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,108
I mean a I really did enjoy
having you around, you know,
569
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,344
when you weren't treatin' us
like we was on death row.
570
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,378
[Audience laughter]
571
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,614
Well Sug, I don't never get my
hands dirty.
572
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,616
The Pruno does that for me.
573
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,285
[Riotous laughter]
574
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,053
[Laughter turns to sighs]
575
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,022
- I think that hurt.
- Mm hm.
576
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,990
I know you're gonna land on your
feet.
577
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,627
- I actually started my
Funstagram page.
- Ooh.
578
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,062
Prison Queen Cuisine. Hey!
579
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,797
And I already got a hidden trial
run.
580
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,733
Oh, you brought us some samples?
581
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,301
You know it.
582
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,437
I brought y'all some
583
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,406
sprayer thins and some
correctional cake.
584
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,441
[Audience laughter]
585
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,808
- Eat it!
- Oh.
586
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,744
Look, give me, give me, yeah.
Let me just try--
587
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,746
- Mm.
- Oh yeah, thank you.
- Uh huh.
588
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,881
- It's great.
- It's great?
589
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:42,782
[Lisa and Viv]
Mm hm.
590
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,451
- You like?
- [Lisa and Viv] Mm hm.
591
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,453
- Well...
- So good.
592
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,087
I'm pretty sure I'll be seen
y'all around.
593
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,021
Yeah, what's you think?
594
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,323
- Mm, really great. Uh huh.
- It's good.
595
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,991
[Indistinct]
596
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,993
[Audience laughter]
597
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,595
Alright, then.
598
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,663
I'll be seein' you.
599
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,132
- Ah alright.
- Mm hm.
600
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,268
Bye.
601
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:01,668
[Music stings out]
602
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,571
[Instrumental Music]
603
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,972
[Tony] I'm not gonna have a bad
time. I told you I'd come.
604
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,440
[Lisa] Yeah, nobody's actin'
here.
605
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,775
[Lori] Yeah, alright.
606
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,410
[Collective cheering]
607
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,978
Surprise!
608
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,581
Oh, Rachel told us you were
leavin' so
609
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,583
you know we wanted to give you a
proper send off.
610
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,918
And I wanted to say sorry.
611
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,920
I was pretty hard on you, baby
girl.
612
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,189
But you're actually a cool kid.
613
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,191
Well thanks, Auntie Lori.
614
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,193
[Gasps] Aww.
615
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,597
I didn't expect to see you here,
Tony.
616
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,766
Well, I figured the kid might
need some emotional support
after
617
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,134
findin' out that you're her mum.
618
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,103
Yeah, I guess.
619
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,105
It's only fair since I've been
doin' the same thing for your
620
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,707
kids for 20 years.
621
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,008
[Audience laughter]
622
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,143
We just want you to know, Kia,
that no matter where
623
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,013
you go in the world, you always
have a family here.
624
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,381
Mm.
625
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,616
Ooh, let's hug!
626
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,117
- Family time. Hug out.
627
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,385
- Get in.
- Alright.
- Aw.
628
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,387
- Let me experience.
- Be nice.
629
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,688
[Laughter]
630
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,324
[Instrumental Music]
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