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[Club Music]
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[Audience Laughs]
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Devin, Ebony, turn
the music down.
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Save your breath Lisa,
Debony can't hear you.
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Oh! Hey mom, hey dad.
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Hey nothin'! Turn that
music down before my
house value depreciates.
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[Audience Laughs]
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Got my house sounding
like Magic City on a Tuesday.
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N-not that I'd know.
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You gonna scare away all
of our good white neighbors.
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[Audience Laughs]
[Music Cuts Out]
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I'm sorry, but gamer tag "Big
Leech Larry Manure" cannot
play anymore. Gimme this.
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[Audience Laughs]
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I was close to beating the game!
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I was close to beatin' you!
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Y'all tryin' to wake the dead
with that trash music?
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[Scoffs] Trash?
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This is Bianca-say's new
album, "Food for a Thought".
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[Audience Laughs]
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Bianca-say? Please.
Now, we had real music.
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Type of music that'd teach
you how to talk to a lady.
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- Yeah, like Al B. Sure.
- Mm!
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Who's Al B. Sure?
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What? You don't know Al B. Sure?
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I'll sure be damned.
[Audience Laughs]
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New artists know
how to talk to women.
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How can you tell?
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Can't understand half
the things these mumble
rappers are sayin'.
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- Can you imagine Amigos
tryin' to mumble mack?
- Oh!
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[Rapping] Look at. That. Bird.
Like.
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[Cooing]
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Lookit. Her. There. She.
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[Cooing]
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Lookit. That. Munchkin. Right.
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Munch, munch,
munch, munch, munch.
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Well it must've worked, 'cause
Onset got Bardi C.
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Yeah, I think anybody with
a stack of 1's got Bardi C.
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Oh!
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We had Jodeci, 112, Shai.
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- Boyz 2 Men,
- Yes.
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Dru Hill, New Edition!
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Who you gonna say next, TLC?
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Boy, you better give
them books some TLC.
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Before I hit you on
your left eye and throw
you down a waterfall.
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[Theme Music]
* Woke up and my
wife said to me
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* The bill collectors
want their fees
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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me
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* Family Time
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* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time
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[Instrumental Music]
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Oh, you should've ducked.
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Now you all laid out
in Walmart with people
shoppin' in yo pockets!
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[Audience Laughs]
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What the?
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- Oh, hi mom.
You're so beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.
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Are you ready for
your amortization test?
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- I guess.
- I guess?
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Devin, you inspired
me to take this test.
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Studying together would
be nice quality time before
you go back to school.
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I mean, that
sounds great and all,
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but studying just
isn't really my thing.
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Oh, really?
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Did you ever stop to think that
not studying is the reason
you're on academic probation?
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I got it this time,
mom. I'll be fine.
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All I'm sayin' is, Magic
should've said something
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to LaBron before he left.
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You know Bron got
abandonment issues, man.
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Remember when his
hairline tried to leave, and
he held it hostage at gunpoint.
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- 'Sup Lisa.
- Hey, Donnie.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.
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So how's that class for Devin?
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It's harder than I thought.
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But, you know, I'm just
excited to spend time with him.
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Yeah, enjoy it, Lisa.
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One minute they all up
in your nest, then the next,
you gotta kick 'em out
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to see if they fall or fly.
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I kick you out of my
nest everyday and
you always fly back.
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That's 'cause
I'm a homie pigeon.
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Get it? Homie, homing?
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Mm, yeah, you're no comedian,
Donnie. Keep your day job.
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Well do you have a day job?
You know what, just keep
your unemployment going.
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Keep it, keep it going.
[Audience Laughs]
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But he does actually
have a point, baby.
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You spend more time with your
friends than you do with Ebony.
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Come on now, Donnie's not a
friend, he's more like family.
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That's right. Come on
Lisa, you know me,
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you're more like kissing
cousins anyway.
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The, the kind that just met
at the barbecue though,
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we didn't know each
other our whole life.
[Audience Laughing]
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Keep it up. You about
to be missing cousins.
[Audience Laughs]
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Yeah.
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And bring my platter
back, Hamburglar.
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[Audience Laughs]
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But seriously Tony, just
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do something with
Ebony while she's here.
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- Spend time with her.
- I do.
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Me and Ebony do
all type of stuff together.
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- Hey mom, hey dad.
- Hey, baby.
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Where's the ham?
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Hey baby, let me
ask you a question.
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Do you think that you
and your dad spend
enough time together?
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Tell her, princess.
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- No.
- Wha?
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Look dad, I know you work hard
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to be able to send me
and Devin to college, well,
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Devin twice, but it's
okay, I'm used to it.
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Okay, okay, how 'bout this?
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Tomorrow, 12 noon, me and you
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daddy-daughter surprise day.
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Okay, so that
mean's you'll wing it.
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Yeah, see? We bonding already.
[Audience Laughs]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Hey ma.
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Ba, baby! You can't just be
sneakin' up on people like that.
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Mom, what're you looking at?
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Uh, oh, it's just,
an adult film.
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Mom, come on,
I know what this is.
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Wha, I'm tellin' you, it's a
shake them cakes compilation.
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Mom, every mother
goes through this
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phase of motherhood,
it's okay, it's natural.
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Okay, fine.
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You know, I'm studying so
I can show Devin up in
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class so he'll
feel like a slacker.
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Feel like, you know, it'll
make him want to study with me.
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Oh, mom, outsmarting
Devin is so easy, it's hard.
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He's smarter than you think.
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No, I, I know. But
I just don't think he's
fully applying himself.
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Yeah, we should be worried
if Devin quits school, I mean,
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the fact that he's still trying
should tell you something.
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Aw, my baby's so smart.
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You ready for
Daddy-Daughter day?
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Yeah, but I have no
idea what we're doing.
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Yeah, he probably
doesn't either.
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But, I'm just happy you two
are making new memories.
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All my memories of dad
now include him yelling or
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passing the gas, then
there was one time he yelled
because he couldn't pass gas.
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Oh. [Chuckles]
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Well it's 12:15, so he
should be home any minute.
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[Phone Vibrating]
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- Oh, it's dad now.
- Oh.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey dad.
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Oh, a last minute meeting?
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Yeah, well what time will you-
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Oh. Another time.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Okay, love you too.
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[Sighs]
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Oh, Ebony, I'm sorry.
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- Your father's just-
- No, no, it's, it's fine mom,
I knew this was gonna happen.
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You know he's
gonna make it up to you.
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Ebony?
[ Audience "Aww's"]
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Now where is that
sandwich that I hid from Donnie?
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I mean, just knew
he wouldn't find it.
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That boy can sniff out any
damn thing. Damn it, Donnie.
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[Screaming] Oh!
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What in the Thin Line?
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Where have you been, Tony?
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- I had a-
- You're two hours late.
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I'm sorry, I had
a last minute client.
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Okay? We had to work
on a very important
project, I couldn't cancel.
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Yeah, well, aren't you
forgetting something today?
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Happy anniversary, baby.
[Audience Laughs]
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You carry around a
bracelet every day?
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Hell yeah.
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Ever since I forgot your
anniversary and you had me
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sleeping on more couches
than a runaway foster kid.
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You know, let me
be very clear, I could
care less about any of that.
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Okay? But your daughter, Ebony,
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you had a date with her today.
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I know, I called her,
she said she was fine.
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She has not come out of her
room since you hung up.
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[Exhales]
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You know, I honestly
didn't think she would mind.
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I didn't think she wanted
to hang out with me.
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Honey, why would you think that?
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She adores you.
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Remember the good times?
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Hell yeah I remember good times.
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Penny gettin' burnt by that
iron, that scarred me for life.
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[Audience Laughs]
Tony, stop playin',
you know what I mean.
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'Course I do.
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I mean we used to play
video games, we used to
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watch scary movies.
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- We used to
have little tea parties.
- Yeah.
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I'd even dress up with her.
[Both Laughing]
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You got a little
bit too into that.
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I remember you bein' in
the tub, shaving your legs.
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Oh by the way, can I
get my razors back?
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[Tony Chuckles]
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You uh, you right
Lisa, you right.
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You know what? I, I think I'll
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I'ma find a way
to make it up to her.
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You know what?
I will make it up to her,
and I'ma do it right now.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Tony] Ebony! Ebony!
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Okay, first of all, I
apologize for standing you up.
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But all of that
changes now, okay?
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You ready for
Daddy-Daughter day?
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[Chuckling] All right!
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Okay, first up, juggling.
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- Come on, remember this?
Remember how e used to do this?
- No, no, no.
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- All the time.
- No, uh-uh.
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Okay, alright, just throw it.
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[Explosions from TV]
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[Tony Cackling]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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[Tony Laughing]
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You wanna play a game? No!
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[Screaming, Moaning from TV]
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[Ebony Screams]
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[Woman Screams]
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[Whimsical Music]
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[Audience Laughs]
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You nervous
about taking the test?
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When you retake as
many tests as I have,
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you become a pro.
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Ah, that explains
academic pro-bation.
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[Lisa Laughs]
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- Touché. You ready?
- Eh...
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[Snoring]
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Devin, you done?
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Devin!
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[Gasps] No, don't stop, Ri Ri.
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Devin!
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Please don't stop the music.
[Audience Laughs]
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Mm-hmm. Let's
check these scores.
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Ooh, ho, wow.
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Okay, now don't be
too hard on yourself, honey.
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I, I didn't want
to tell you, but,
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you know, I did a
little extra studying,
and I barely passed, so.
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That's why we gotta
build better study habits.
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How bad is it?
You get, you get a zero?
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Two, actually.
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It's not that big
of a deal, though.
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Wha... one hundred percent?!
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Congrats baby! That is amazing!
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You did say two zeroes.
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What'd you get mom,
two zeroes too?
242
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,311
Uh...
243
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,513
- Ugh.
- Hmm!
244
00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,816
No, just... just one.
245
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,985
Yeah, 60%, Mom. It looks
246
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,587
like you got my old study
habits.
247
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,558
I mean ah I don't I don't know
what happened. I I did, I
studied, okay.
248
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,393
- I studied day, and night. And
I...
- It's okay.
249
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,396
- And I--
- It's okay. It's it's okay,
Mom. Relax, relax.
250
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,232
- Breathe in...Breathe out.
[Lisa inhales and exhales]
251
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,334
You stress yourself out too
much.
252
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,337
[Sighs] Baby ah you know I never
thought I'd say this but a...
253
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,239
will you teach me your ways?
254
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,575
The path is long and hard,
255
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,544
and it won't be easy. You sure
you're ready?
256
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,314
Teach me, sensei.
257
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,415
Teach me.
258
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,416
[Audience laughter]
259
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:20,954
[Instrumental Music]
260
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,422
Ooh!
261
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,191
[Audience laughter]
262
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,226
Ah deh...okay.
263
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,228
[Lisa gags]
264
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,463
[Audience laughter]
265
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,635
Aaah!
266
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,947
[Music sting]
267
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,885
[Instrumental Music]
268
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,088
[Audience laughter]
269
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,624
[Audience laughter]
270
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,796
[Floor creaks]
271
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,564
[Audience bellows]
272
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,770
Aah!
273
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,371
Ahaah!
274
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,074
Mm hm. I see my Donnie trap
worked.
275
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,543
What the hell is wrong wit you,
man. Why would you do somethin'
like this?
276
00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,946
Because last time you stole a
whole ham.
277
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,949
Ah, what would you do if your
kids reached in here, man?
278
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:25,652
Chop they arm off and parade it
around the city to warn the
other moochers.
279
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,222
You ain't even supposed to be
here. Don't you have some kind
of daddy/daughter day thang.
280
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,058
Nah, man. It's been a disaster.
281
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,961
I tried to play video games with
her but she's a sore looser.
282
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,497
I've played wit chu Tony. You're
a sore winner.
283
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,432
May-- she don't even like video
games.
284
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,135
Yeah I know. So then I thought
I'd switch things up.
285
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,437
We could watch a movie. So I put
on that
286
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:49,076
interspecies love story between
vampires and werewolves.
287
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,310
Twilight?
288
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,446
Nah, "Blood Sucking WerePires
from Mars".
289
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,983
Let's just say she probably
won't be sleepin well for a few
weeks.
290
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,951
You gotta do somethin' that she
likes, Tone.
291
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,788
Duh. So... I set up a little tea
party.
292
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,089
Man, she used to love those.
293
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,656
Yeah, when she was 4.
294
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,961
[Groans] What are you gonna do
when she turns 21? Take her to
Chaz's Cheese?
295
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,197
I didn't know things were this
bad between me and her.
296
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,466
Look, you just gotta do stuff
that she likes, man. Like...
297
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,335
her favorite movie is The
Notebook.
298
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,638
Ah, her favorite game to play is
Dance Dance Revolution. And her
299
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,908
favorite artists is Bianca-say.
300
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,143
How do you know so much about
Ebony?
301
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,213
Not a good time to tell you
this, man. But a when you at
work all day,
302
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,116
I come over here and I wrap my
lips around [Bottles rattle]
303
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,852
- Wrap your lips around what?
- Aaah!
304
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:34,487
Aah! the food, Tone.
305
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,556
The food! [Sighs]
306
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,325
Like yesterday's ham.
307
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,893
Not Lisa!
308
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,731
My point is...I spend a lot of
time over here and I listen to
Ebony when she talks.
309
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,800
And she's been talkin' about
goin' to that...
310
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,169
aah! Bianca-say concert tonight.
311
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,839
Bianca-say? I'm not a big fan of
Bianca-say.
312
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,474
You better watch that, man. that
beehive be listenin'.
313
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,109
[Audience laughter]
314
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,512
Also, it's not about you. It's
about her. All you gotta do is
be there for her.
315
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,647
[Audience laughter]
316
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,915
- You know what, Donnie. You
right.
[Donnie groans]
317
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,484
I'm gonna see if I can get some
tickets to that concert tonight.
318
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,219
You get the key to this as weh--
319
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,254
[Audience laughter]
320
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,889
All sold out.
321
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,058
But you know what? There still
might be a way.
322
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,360
Well, I love a happy endin'.
323
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,461
[Audience laughter]
324
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,530
You know what Donnie? You've
earned your food today.
325
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,066
[Sigh of relief]
326
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,602
You know you coulda got your arm
out earlier just by lettin' go
of the food.
327
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,006
Please, man. I've been thinkin'
about Lisa's yams all day.
328
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:26,874
[Audience laughter]
329
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,743
Hey, man. These yams...that she
cooked.
330
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:31,945
Eh huh, yeah.
331
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,714
[Instrumental Music]
332
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:39,219
Right, and I completely forgot
that I had made plans with my
daughter a little
333
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,121
daddy-daughter day.
334
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,423
Bruh...oh you, oh you have a
daughter too?
335
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,925
Daughters?
336
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,027
You have 11 girls?!
337
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,996
Ah hah, wow!
338
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,764
You wife must-- No, ah yeah! No,
no I get it.
339
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,902
I get it, cause you kept tryin'
for that boy, huh?
340
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,803
Let me tell ya somethin'. I have
a son.
341
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,205
Don't try that hard.
342
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,472
[Audience laugher]
[Tony mumbling]
343
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,909
[Laughter] Just, ah, okay.
344
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,211
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was jokin'.
Listen um...
345
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,579
Thank you again for the tickets.
I'm a pick 'em up right away.
346
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,515
Alright. I'll see you soon.
347
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,352
What the--?
348
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,754
Devin, what happened to you?
349
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,291
I forgot to deactivate the Uncle
Donnie trap before openin' up
the fridge.
350
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,759
Hey, is that my hat?
351
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,595
Sure is, and what was it doin'
in the man cave?
352
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,332
I came down here to meditate so
I can study.
353
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,333
Can I get it back?
354
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,135
Nope, finders, keepers.
355
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:32,105
And answer me this. Why were you
meditating in the man cave when
you got your own room, boy?
356
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,640
That's messed up, Dad.
357
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,144
I was in here hidin' our from
Mom. You know she doesn't take
stress well.
358
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,513
- And I knew the man cave was
the last place she would check.
- Mm hm.
359
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,015
Let me ask you a question.
360
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,351
- What's up, Dad?
- I just got these tickets...
361
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,120
for Bianca-say live in concert
tonight!
362
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,922
And I'm a take Ebony. She gonna
love that, right?
363
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,125
Oh, definitely. That's her
favorite artist of all time.
364
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,793
Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
365
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,464
Yeah ah after I bailed on her
though, I knew I had to make a
grand gesture.
366
00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:02,135
Hm...you know Dad, how come you
ain't never did anything like
this for me before?
367
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,270
Like what?
368
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,773
Get me tickets to go see my
favorite artist.
369
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,209
Because your favorite artist
changes every month.
370
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,478
Last month it was 'Lil XYZ.
371
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,046
Now it's Blueface.
372
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,447
Let me ask you this.
373
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:18,718
Why is it that these rappers
nowadays have such dumbass
names?
374
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,621
You think the names in your era
were better?
375
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,057
I mean, what was the obsession
with Ice?
376
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:27,860
Ice Cube, Ice-T, and Vanilla
Ice!
377
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,396
Yeah, you got a point there.
378
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,333
I'm just sayin' Dad, I'm in
college too. And a studyin' with
Mom today was
379
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,168
really fun.
380
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:39,472
You know, I was just wonderin'
when was the last time me and
you did something cool together?
381
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,408
Okay, now I'm startin' to feel
like a bad parent.
382
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,644
No, you're not a bad parent.
You're a great parent.
383
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,048
Not as good as Mom, but you are
a dope Dad.
384
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,549
Thanks?
385
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,484
Alright ah I'll tell you what.
386
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,821
After this concert, we'll have
dinner and figure out somethin'
for you and I to do.
387
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,189
Mm, just the two of us.
388
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,924
That sounds good.
389
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,359
- You know Dad...
- Hm?
390
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,095
kids don't say this but as kids,
391
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:05,698
we get to watch our parents grow
up and get older too and
392
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,368
I would like to make plenty more
memories wit chu before I have
393
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,736
any kids of my own.
394
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,704
Kids a your own? Who you done
got pregnant?
395
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,040
Is it Tina from up the street?
396
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,108
You know what? I'm a go study
with Mom.
397
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,176
She's less mess.
398
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,444
Yeah, you do that.
399
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,512
I had to get dressed anyways.
400
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,748
[Instrumental Music]
401
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,751
- You ready, Mom?
- [Sighs] I am.
402
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,920
Yes! Yes, 100%!
403
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,222
Oh congrats, Mom.
404
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:33,060
[Deep inhale] Baby, I mean was
wrong about your unusual
405
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,061
study methods.
406
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,696
I learned in class that will
power runs out.
407
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,198
It's based on glucose.
408
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,900
So if I have to use will power
to study, I indulge in
409
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,902
something that doesn't take will
power,
410
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,872
and add sugar. It's not healthy,
but it works.
411
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,440
That's very insightful.
412
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,642
Now, what about the sushi?
413
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,413
A lot of seafoods like salmon
and even octopus,
414
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,915
they have Omega 3's. It's great
brain food.
415
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,650
Wow. Baby, I'm impressed.
416
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,886
Okay so wait, what does reading
upside down do?
417
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,422
Oh, that was nothin'. I was just
messin' wit cha.
418
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,757
Really? Oh, that that's what
we do?
419
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,393
Mm hm.
420
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,163
Wow baby, I'm just I I really
didn't realize how much you've
matured and you've
421
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,431
grown.
422
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,434
I do think academic probation,
I think you learned a lesson.
423
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,936
Yeah, I wanted to show you how
much I've changed and to trust
424
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,671
that I will never let it happen
again.
425
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,941
Yeah. Well as long as you stay
off of real probation,
426
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,111
- ...we're good.
- No doubt.
427
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,347
[Audience laughter]
428
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,783
What...in the world?
429
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,519
Please don't suck my blood,
WerePire?
430
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,987
Wha what...what is goin' on?
431
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,157
I'm sorry, Mom. I'm hiding from
Dad.
432
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,459
Ah, you do realize he lives
here.
433
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,928
Probably not the best place to
hide.
434
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,664
That bad, huh? Got you lookin'
like Emaciated Gray.
435
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,666
[Audience laughter]
436
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,870
Oh Tony, I think Ebony has
something to say to you.
437
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,806
You wanna tell me why she
dressed like Mary J. Blind?
438
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,774
[Audience laughter]
439
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,343
Waz up, baby?
440
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:59,879
Well Dady, I'll always be your
baby girl but I'm not a little
girl anymore.
441
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,815
And I know we don't like the
same things so
442
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,317
you can stop trying so hard.
443
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,552
Okay but let me make it up to
you.
444
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,321
No, Dad. I really appreciate you
trying. It's okay.
445
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,558
Alright. If you don't wanna go
to the Bianca-say concert,
that's fine.
446
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:15,061
Up...yeah, right. The tickets
are sold out. I checked.
447
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,465
[Gasps] Oh my God, Daddy. You
couldn't have!
448
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,966
But how?
449
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:23,570
Well that client I had to stay
late for, turns out he was the
promoter.
450
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,706
He realized the sacrifice I
made and he tried to make it up
to me.
451
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,341
So we gonna go or what?
452
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,711
Yeah but one thing. You're not
wearing that.
453
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,114
What's wrong with what I got on?
I'm sharper than Lori's teeth.
454
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,049
Alright fine, I'll change.
455
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,252
Thing got me sweatin' so bad, I
feel like my body's cryin'.
456
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,920
[Lisa laughs]
457
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,857
[Instrumental Music]
458
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,559
Eh...what?
459
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,060
I raided Devin's closet.
460
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,197
You dressed like Big Ol' Yachty,
Dad.
461
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,564
You're fine.
462
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,368
[Instrumental Music]
463
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,270
My neck's startin' to itch.
464
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:02,175
[Trip-Hop Music]
465
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,211
Devin can you please turn down
this music, honey?
466
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,178
Why?
467
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,879
Because the dinner table
isn't for dancing.
468
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,881
Ah, this Bianca-say ain't
that bad.
469
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,684
Now these dance moves y'all got
nowadays, now those are whack!
470
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,619
[Devin and Ebony]
What!?
471
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,853
Oh yeah, yeah. What what's this
one here?
472
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,355
- This this this thing here.
What's this?
- Dad...
473
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,756
Dad, you're doin' it wrong.
474
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,292
You look like a penguin tryin'
to take flight.
475
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,729
Well how lame is the Running
Man? Like who
476
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,797
- ...what's this?
- Girl, please. The Runnin' Man
477
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,767
is responsible for the freedom
of a lot of our ancestors. Why
you trippin'?
478
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,868
[Lisa] Okay!
479
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,769
- Yeah, that's right. Sell it,
- Everybody was...
480
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:30,570
- baby!
- ...doin' that
Runnin' Man.
481
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,205
What is this? This
is one-legged
482
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,406
- This.
- [Donnie] Yeah.
483
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,308
You're tryin' to stomp out
roaches or somethin'.
484
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,477
I mean it's better than the
Cabbage Patch.
485
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,879
Who names a dance after some
dumb doll.
486
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,214
- The Cabbage Patch. Show 'em
how to do the...
- [lLisa] Oh.
487
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,282
- ...Cabbage Patch, baby.
- The Cabbage
Patch....
488
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,816
- Knock it off.
- ain't a dumb doll. Now I...
489
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,218
- Well shuka shuck.
- ...believe you can break that
Cabbage Patch deehwn!
490
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,220
- All the way. Get it. Get it.
- Eh heh, eah ow. Ow!
491
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:49,389
[Donnie] Get it. Okay, easy now.
Easy now.
492
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,890
- ...You ain't that. Alright.
Alright.
- [Ebony yelping]
493
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,325
- [Donnie] Alright.
- [Lisa] Yeah, that's it. That's
it.
494
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,362
[Instrumental Music]
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