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[Instrumental Music]
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Good morning, sunshine.
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Bigfoot.
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- Hey, Laurie.
-Oh...oh look the a...
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groundhogs are out early this
year.
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[Audience laughter]
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- Lisa, what is she doing here?
- Yes.
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We're goin' to work out.
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Oah, I didn't know they made
work out clothes for
Rottweilers. [Barks]
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I didn't know they made work
clothes for cavemen.
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I bet I do look like a caveman
to a old dinosaur.
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Whatever, Jurassic pork belly.
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Take it easy.
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Where you guys goin'?
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Ah we're gonna hike, up at
Bunyon Canyon.
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Only you would hike in high
heels. That's why your feet look
like the Rocky Mountains.
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[Audience laughter]
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I wish somebody would put a
Rocky Mountain in your big
mouth.
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Okay, that's enough.
Seriously eh
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let's let's stop. You should
actually go with us one day,
Tony.
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Yes! Tony, health is wealth.
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No matter what, you've gotta
work out.
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Cause you gonna end up in the
doctor one day.
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Look, I ain't goin' nowhere near
anybody's doctor.
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Yeah, Tony's afraid of doctors.
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- Oah.
- I'm not afraid of doctors.
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I'm just I I don't trust anybody
in white coats:
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doctors, dentists, or Klansman.
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[Audience laughter]
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That is so crazy.
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No, I'm serious. Last time I
went to the doctor,
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he told me
that joggin' would add years to
my life.
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Well what's wrong with that?
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He was right. After I did it, I
felt like Morgan Freeman.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Theme Music]
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* Woke up and my wife
said to me *
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* The bill collectors want
their fees *
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* The kids keep talkin'
back to me *
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* Family Time
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* Family Time. Family Time
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* Family Time. Waa aah woa
oah oah oah yeah *
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[Instrumental Music]
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Waz up, y'all?
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Ah apparently, not knockin' on
the door and waitin' for an
answer.
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[Laughter]
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This is Miranda.
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She and I just started dating.
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Hello, everyone.
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- Hey.
- Yeah, we're about to go to
lunch,
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but I just wanted her to
meet you guys.
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Hi, Miranda. I'm Lisa.
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- This is our sister, Lori.
- Hi.
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[Audience laughter]
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- Sorry.
- We would invite you guys to
lunch but you know,
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Lori eat
like Tony...
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and we ain't tryin' to be there
all day.
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- [Lisa laughs]
Plus, we don't really get to
spend
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a lot of time together as
it is.
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Oh why not? What do you do?
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- Well I'm a vet and--
- Oh!...
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you got an appointment at the
pet clinic?
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The military vet.
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And since I came home I've been
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looking into some different
things, and trying to keep my
options open.
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Really, like what?
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Well, I used to run track.
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- Yeeh.
- And I'm really really
interested
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in finding ways to
give back.
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So I was thinking about
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maybe training some people in
the wounded warrior program.
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Yeah, my baby's athletic.
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She can run faster than Lori's
mustache hair grows.
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[Audience laughter]
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Lisa, can I use your bathroom?
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Oh yeah, sure. It's right down
the hall.
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It's there.
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[Lisa squeals]
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Mm hm. I see you lookin' back
there.
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I got your back.
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- So, whada ya think?
- Well, she's nicer than the
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cockeyed one you usually bring
around.
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She can kick it.
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I really like her.
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I don't know cause sometimes she
seems kinda distant and
secretive like
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you know, I think she might be
seeing someone else.
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Oh, no! Not already.
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Girl, you musta let her see you
without your makeup on.
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I know you are not talkin',
Tar-agic P. Henson.
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Look a here. You done found
yourself a G.I.
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No! And I know a no when I see a
no cause
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I've been cheated on many time
before.
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Hello!
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Don't listen to her, okay. Stop
jumpin' to conclusions.
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Maybe she's just takin' her time
gettin' to know you.
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- [Lori screams]
- [Rachel] I hope so.
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- I hope so.
- Hey Rachel, you ready to go?
We're running a little late.
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Ma'am.
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[Audience laughter]
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- Alright you two. I'll see you
later.
- Nice to meet you.
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Nice meeting you too, Miranda.
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Look at her! Look at her.
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Hey.
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[Instrumental Music]
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- Oh, hey Mr. Stallworth.
- Yeah yeah yeah.
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[Audience laughter]
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What is wrong witchu?
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I got a headache in my mouth.
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I don't know why you just won't
go to the dentist.
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Because I don't do dentists.
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I guess I ain't mad at that. You
know my cousin went to the
dentist one time,
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and walked outa there with 3
teeth.
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[Audience laughter]
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One in his mouth and two in his
pocket.
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- Really?
- Yeah. And then he sneezed and
bit a hole in his chest.
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Oah no.
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See that's exactly why I don't
go.
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Have me walkin' around lookin'
like Iron Man.
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Okay so, what do you want to do
today?
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Let's go over the notes for the
presentation comin' up.
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Okay, Mr. Stallworth.
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- You know if we land this deal
for this new strip mall,
- Mm hm.
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could be a very big bonus in it
for the company.
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Do I get a piece of this, Mr.
Stallworth?
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Please. I'm still tryin' to
piece together how you work for
me.
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- Let me see.
- Me...honestly, I'm not gonna
lie.
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I don't know how you do this.
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- Do what?
- Ah this, I mean public
speakin'.
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Speakin'....to anybody really.
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I get real nervous. I get the
shakes.
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I just never could get over that
fear.
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Well you know what? You should
just do what I do.
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What is that a you picture a
room full of naked people?
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- I knew you was nasty, Mr.
Stallworth.
- No no no. Hell, hell no.
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No, this is what I do.
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- I just make sure that I'm
thoroughly prepared.
- Okay.
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I take a couple of deep breaths
so that I'm relaxed.
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And then I just focus on a
friendly face or
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just imagine it's a room full of
my friends.
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[Audience laughter]
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You mean to tell me you think
about a whole bunch of Donnie's
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in the room?
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Do you know that that is dumb
times 10?
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That is so stupid.
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Ah.
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Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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Here you go, Mr. Stallworth.
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Mm mm. Thank you.
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Alrighty.
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Yeah. Mm. Mm. Oh!
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- What? What?
- What is in this salad?
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Tomatoes, chicken, eggs.
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And a bunch a other
tooth-breakin' stuff.
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- What do you mean?
- What are these, granite
croutons?
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Oh, I remember. There's almonds
in here.
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- I thought I ordered the Cobb
salad.
- You did but remember...
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they was all out so I had to
order you the Chinese chicken
salad.
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Okay okay, a this is just too
much for me.
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I'm I'm gonna home. Relax. You a
just just lock up.
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This is good. Wait.
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Oh, Mr. Stallworth.
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Hm?
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- If you do go to the dentist,
remember to be nice to him,
- Mm hm.
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because the dentist got feelins
too.
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[Music sting]
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Audience laughter]
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[Moaning]
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Tony, you alright?
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[Sighs] Lisa, I am in so much
pain. I think I broke my tooth.
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Yeah hah ha!
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Do you want me to set you up a
dentist appointment?
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I ain't goin' to no damn
dentist, Lisa.
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You and Brandi keep sayin' that.
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Look I have an assistant, and I
have a wife. I don't need
another mama.
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Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
grab you an ice
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pack and I'm also gonna let that
go because I know you're in
pain.
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You gonna have to figure that
out on your own.
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[Tony moans]
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[Audience laughter]
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You know,
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if you really want that pain to
go away...
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all you've gotta do is bite down
on the grenade and pull the pin
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Pkhew!
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Perfectly solved.
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I would ask Lisa to kick you in
the mouth, but I don't want it
to improve your looks.
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Whateva, Michelin Man.
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- Shut up, Barracuda mouth.
- Why the Barracuda mouth?
- Tony!
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- You do. Ratchet as hell.
- I got a wider mouth, but it
ain't a Barracuda's.
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- Stop it.
- He told me to come over here.
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- [Lisa] Cut it out.
- Nah, they ain't nobody want
you over here.
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Let me look up some natural
remedies. See what they're
talkin' about.
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Oh, try gargling with some warm
salt water.
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- Hmm.
- Aspirin.
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You know what? I'm a call my
mama cause she knows some real
good home remedy.
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- I'm a write these down.
- Hm.
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Okay, all you need is some
Indian gooseberry,
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nutmeg, and a licorice stick.
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Bubble bubble, for your trouble.
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You sound like a magic potion.
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Look, I am tryin' to cure a
toothache not catch a man, you
old witch.
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I'm just tryin' to help you out.
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Alright alright. You right.
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I'm just in so much pain and I'm
um I'm irritable.
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Okay I'm gonna go home and make
up a little something to help
you with you pain,
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and I'll give it to Lisa.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Lisa, let's go.
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Ah, so here is a list
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of remedies. Are you gonna be
okay, Tony?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm goin' to dinner with Lori. I
can bring you some dinner back.
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Alright alright alright alright.
I'm good. I'm good. Go on. Go
on. I'm grown, girl.
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- Okay, you grown.
- Go on.
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Grown-ass man.
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Do what grown men do.
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[Audience laughter]
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Mama! My tooth.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Shoes clacking]
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[Audience laughter]
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- Girl, you will never guess
what?
- What?
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Okay, the bartender's fine. Yes.
I know. You told me.
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Wait, I didn't see him.
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[Laughter] You crazy.
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But that's not what I'm talkin'
about. I think I saw um
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that girl Miranda. Rachel's new
girlfriend.
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All hugged up in the bathroom
with some chick.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Oah. Oah.
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Maybe maybe maybe it was an
innocent hug.
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A innocent hug in a bathroom
stall?
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Honey I know a cheater when I
see a cheater.
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Honey, I been cheated on more
than USC admissions.
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[Laughter] Yeah, you right. I
don't know.
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I I think you're overreacting
though. I really do.
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You know what? I'm goin' in
there.
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And I'm a give her a piece of my
mind.
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No no no. Lori, you are gonna
cause a scene. Don't do that.
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What? Please! I'm just gonna go
in there, slap her around,
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pull her hair, maybe curse her
out. It's not like I'm gonna set
her shoes on fire.
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Okay, you know what we gonna do?
We gonna tell Rachel
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and we're gonna let her handle
it.
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I don't know.
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Rachel might set her shoes on
fire.
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[Instrumental Music]
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Hey, Mr. Stallworth.
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[Moaning]
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Good morning. Good morning.
252
00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,471
Ow ow ow ow!
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00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:36,109
I don't know why you just won't
go to the dentist instead of
sittin' there in all that pain?
254
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,980
All that ow-owin', you sound
like a old-ass James Brown
record.
255
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,014
[Audience laughter]
256
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:43,684
Yeah well firin' you would be my
big payback.
257
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,452
And I told you I don't do
dentists.
258
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I just need to concentrate on
this presentation comin' up.
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- Okay.
- You know, the one that you're
supposed to be helpin' me with?
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Okay, I said I got you.
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So come on. What do you need
help with?
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Just bring me the questions and
read 'em off.
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Okay, cool.
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Alrighty. Alright, let's see.
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Here we go.
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How can Stallworth Construction
improve the quality of the
environment?
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I'm glad you asked.
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- We would start...
- Mm hm.
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by managing and designing the
open spaces around us
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in cities, countrysides and
towns.
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And um...we also recycle.
272
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Okay. I see you Mr. Stallworth!
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You ain't playin' no game.
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Okay, next question. Now this
question is straight from the
paper.
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When exactly do you plan to
increase your
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employee's paid vacations?
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[Audience laughter]
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The same day I go to the
dentist, never!
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- Next question. Next question.
Come on.
- Fine. Okay.
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What assurances does Stallworth
Construction
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offer it's clients?
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Well we can ensure that the A/C
power
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- ...and heating are ow! Aah.
- Mm hm.
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Ow? Um that's not that's not in
the script.
285
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,622
No, my tooth is hurting. It's
alright. Let's just press on.
Come on.
286
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I don't know about this, Mr.
Stallworth.
287
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Do you wanna give the
presentation?
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Okay, oh no. No no no no.
289
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,863
See I don't deal with nothin'
that got the name public in it.
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I don't do public
transportation.
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00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,935
I don't do public displays of
affection.
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00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,270
And I definitely don't do public
restrooms.
293
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,073
Okay, whatever! Whatever, baby.
Would you just read the next
question please?
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Okay, okay. What sets Stallworth
Construction apart from other
builders?
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- Hm. Um well here at Stallworth
Construction, we ensure...
- Mm hm.
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that project designs work in
tandem
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through proper analysis.
298
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,621
- Give me some!
- You like that?
299
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That's my boss! That's my boss.
300
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,094
- That's what I'm talkin' about.
You got this.
- You got that right.
301
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:34,962
Yeah.
302
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,897
- Wait.
- Huh?
303
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,101
- Except you, you got a little
piece of slob right there.
- Huh. Oh, right.
304
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,071
Yeah, I've got it. You know
what? Here I
305
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,305
I think that's enough for today.
We're good.
306
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,775
Okay just a make sure you're
here tomorrow
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- Okay.
- ...at noon. Please don't be
late.
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00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,744
Alright, the thank you.
309
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,846
- Say it, don't spray it. Thank
you.
- Alright.
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[Music sting]
311
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[Instrumental Music]
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I don't know, Lori. Maybe we
just shouldn't say anything.
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Nonsense!
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00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,157
Lisa, Rachel is our baby sister.
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00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,961
It is our civic duty to chop the
head off a every
316
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:12,665
little snake-eyes cheater out
there!
317
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,201
I'm talkin' to you, La Fonz!
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00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,703
Yeah, you know I am. Can't
rattle
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without your head can ya?
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I've got you!
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00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,809
- Didn't think I could do it did
ya? Didn't think I could...
- Oh, okay.
322
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,276
- rip the head off, did you?
- Okay,
323
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,644
- Didn't think I would
- Lori Lori Lori.
324
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,146
- chop that head off.
- Lori, come back!
325
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,147
Lori come back!
326
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,982
- Alright. I'm good. I'm good.
- Are we good?
327
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,018
Okay, alright.
328
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,653
- We need you here. You alright?
- [Sighs] I'm sorry.
329
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:37,157
I think I'm still sufferin' from
that a PTMD.
330
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,026
You mean PTSD?
331
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,227
No.
332
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,562
Post Traumatic Men Disorder.
333
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,698
- I need a therapist.
- You need Jesus!
334
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:48,501
Okay but that's neither here nor
there.
335
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,303
What are we gonna do about
Rachel?
336
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,339
How are we gonna tell her that
we saw Miranda cheating?
337
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,407
Simple. There's only one way to
do it.
338
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,410
We just gotta be blunt and
honest.
339
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,413
[Knocking]
Oh well, okay. Here goes
nothin'.
340
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,681
Aah.
341
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,183
Mm mm mm mm.
342
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,051
[Door opens]
343
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,486
- Hey.
- Hey y'all, what's up?
344
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,689
Oh a nothin'. Just sittin' here
listentin' to Lori's
345
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,325
crazy psycho love stories.
346
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,026
[Audience laughter]
347
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,062
Girl, I know all about those.
348
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:18,698
cause Lori's got worse luck with
men than Westbrook in the
finals.
349
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,532
[Audience laughter]
350
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:23,170
Any hoo...we was talkin' bout
you.
351
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,437
Right, Lisa?
352
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,540
- We were, yes. Okay so Rachel,
you're our sister.
- Uh huh.
353
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,276
We love you we want to look out
for you
354
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,777
- and so--
- And that's why I wanted to
thank you...
355
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,212
so much for showin' me
how...
356
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,446
stupid I was actin'.
357
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,015
Wait, what are you talkin'
about?
358
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,617
I shoulda never assumed Miranda
was cheatin' on me I mean we
literally like
359
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,453
just started dating so it was
unfair for me to bring my
360
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old insecurities into a new
situation.
361
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,624
Yeah but Rachel um
362
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,559
And that's why Miranda's on her
way over here right now
363
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,929
so we can talk about it cause I
feel a lot better with my
sisters
364
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,730
by my side supporting me.
365
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,733
Me and Lisa saw Miranda hugged
up at the bar with some hoochie.
366
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,734
What!?
367
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,103
Lori!
368
00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:00,273
What? I told you to be blunt.
Just tell it like it is.
369
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,575
I'm' about to best the stars and
stripes off her ass.
370
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,878
Oh, come on Rachel, calm down.
371
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,380
Seriously. We don't know if she
was really cheating.
372
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,416
Come on, Lisa.
373
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,652
We saw old girl put her hand on
old girl's shoulder and
374
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,423
everybody knows that is the
universal sign of we go
together.
375
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,426
No it's not. Stop. Stop
instigating.
376
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:23,596
Okay and Rachel, you know, do
what you said. Just be open and
honest with Miranda.
377
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,597
[Knocking]
378
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,166
- [Lori] Ooh ooh.
- [Lisa] Ooh, she's here.
379
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:30,270
Alright, let's see. See what she
has to say for herself.
380
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,808
Hey, everyone.
381
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:36,843
Hey, Rachel.
382
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,678
Miranda, look.
383
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,314
Look, wait. Let me go first.
384
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:45,818
I've been going through a lot of
ups and downs and
385
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,753
having some doubt.
386
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,822
Oh heeh-heeh-heh heh, hell, no!
387
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,492
You are not about to break up
with my baby sister!
388
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:56,296
Not when we just saw you all
hugged up at the bar with some
tramp.
389
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,332
Now tell us who she was.
390
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,436
You ain't gotta lie, Miranda.
You ain't gotta lie!
391
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,671
Oh, wow.
392
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,041
That's actually why I'm here
dressed like this.
393
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,342
That woman...
394
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,179
was my mentor and former
sergeant.
395
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,816
She gave me the encouragement to
reenlist in the army.
396
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,387
Okay, a we're just gonna give
you two a moment.
397
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,721
You believe that?
398
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,790
- She coulda got that outfit
from the Salvation Army.
- Lori...
399
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:24,992
mind your business.
400
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,859
[Audience laughter]
401
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,867
Why didn't you just tell me that
you were thinkin' about
reenlisting?
402
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:38,671
Well...my job in the military is
very
403
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,040
classified,
404
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,409
and I can't really talk about
it.
405
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,610
Wow.
406
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,013
Okay, I understand that.
407
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:50,250
I still wanted to come by and
see you one last time before I
deployed.
408
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,852
I'm leaving at 2300 hours.
409
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,055
I wish...
410
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,790
I wish I had more time to get to
know you better.
411
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,626
I really like you.
412
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,595
And we may be...
413
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,633
pick up things from where we
left off when I get back?
414
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,603
Well, I'm a cutie with a bootie
so I can't really promise that.
415
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,205
[Audience laughter]
416
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:16,243
But, my phone number will be the
same when you get back.
417
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,045
Roger that.
418
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:24,017
[Instrumental Music]
419
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,786
Hey, babe. Your tooth feelin'
any better?
420
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,221
No, not at all.
421
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:31,058
About as good as Kanye givin' a
speech at a Black Lives Matter
rally.
422
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,759
[Audience laughter]
423
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,263
Well Lori brought this all
natural tooth pain reliever for
you.
424
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,066
Mm, that's cool. Tell Elvira I
said thanks.
425
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,800
Oh enough, Tony.
426
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:45,105
Now only take a teaspoon. She
says this stuff is strong,
causes drowsiness.
427
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,973
- Alright, alright.
- Alright.
428
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,141
Thank you, baby.
429
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,609
Welcome.
430
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,314
Take one teaspoon every 8 hours.
Alright.
431
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,685
Huh, it's not bad.
432
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,422
Okay, that's not workin' fast
enough.
433
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,723
Let's see.
434
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,326
You know what? I should probably
take more. I'm bigger than Lori.
435
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,364
[Audience laughter]
436
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,466
Ah, there we go.
437
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,002
I'm feelin' better already.
438
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,237
Alright.
439
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,439
So let's see here.
440
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,640
[Audience laughter]
441
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,808
Alright.
442
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,144
That's where I'm at.
443
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,379
[Yawning] Ah, no.
444
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,316
[Audience laughter]
445
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,618
[Instrumental Music]
446
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,621
Um, good morning everyone and
447
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,157
thank you all for coming. Um,
448
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:41,461
you can help yourself to some
refreshments and coffee over
there.
449
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,632
And um Mr. Stallworth will be
here shortly.
450
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,734
You two can go over there.
451
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:55,275
[Audience laughter]
452
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,345
Hey a, please answer the phone,
Mr. Stallworth.
453
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,479
Just...
454
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,214
[Phone vibrating]
455
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,916
Oh his mustache tickles.
456
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,919
Alright um...
457
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,957
Ma'am, eh it's 12:30 and we have
another meeting to get to so if
458
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,025
Mr. Stallworth is a no-show,
we're just gonna be on our way.
459
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,361
No no no no, just wait.
460
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,830
Okay. Mr. Stallworth has
instructed me to run point on
this
461
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:18,798
presentation.
462
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,701
Um...just let me get my files.
463
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,503
Yeah.
464
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,104
Um...
465
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,006
[Audience laughter]
466
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,675
[Inner monologue] Okay now, what
did Mr. Stallworth say?
467
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,678
Ah ooh, just picture
everyone naked.
468
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,180
[Audience laughter]
469
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,815
That might not be bad. The one
in the middle look like he got
the money.
470
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,317
And a 401K.
471
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,287
No no no no no no. Think,
Brandi. Think!
472
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,423
Ooh, I've got it!
473
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,624
Few.
474
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,526
Look...
475
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,229
here at Stallworth Construction,
476
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,865
our main focus is improving the
quality of the environment.
477
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,869
[Audience laughter]
478
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,937
Oh hoa!
479
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,941
Oh no. Ooh.
480
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,814
And basically, that's just the
way it is.
481
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,920
Wow, wow. Brandi, that was
great.
482
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,290
We will definitely be in touch
with you and Mr. Stallworth next
week
483
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,391
about moving forward.
484
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,460
Thank you so much. It has been
an honor.
485
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,629
- Thank you.
- Thank you!
486
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,298
See you guys soon.
487
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,500
Beautiful. She's so beautiful.
488
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,102
Thank you, guys.
489
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,939
Yes!
490
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,141
Ooh I knew you had my back.
491
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,143
Wha hoo!
492
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,746
[Instrumental Music]
493
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,481
Whooa...thank you, Jesus!
494
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,482
- What?
- Hew!
495
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,951
Where is everybody? I gotta give
my presentation.
496
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,053
Calm down. Calm down.
497
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,688
I already gave it.
498
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,823
Wait...you did?
499
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,459
Oh yes I did.
500
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,728
And not only that. The investors
loved it.
501
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,265
They even said they would be in
touch
502
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,966
about moving forward with the
project.
503
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,001
[Chuckling] Girl, I am proud a
you.
504
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,504
- Me too.
- And look at you, facin' your
fears and what not.
505
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,105
- Look at me!
- Alright.
506
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,641
It turns out you were a good
hire after all.
507
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,076
[Audience laughter]
508
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,680
Thank you, Mr. Stallworth. I
mean...anything for the company,
really.
509
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,981
And speakin' of..
510
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,751
If this deal goes through, the
company may have a few extra
511
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,820
vacation hours in it for ya.
512
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,754
- For real?
- For real.
513
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,690
- You serious? Aaaah!
- I'm serious.
514
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,626
- Ah itah hitah huh huh huh!
- Okay.
515
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,495
Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright.
Alright. Alright.
516
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,298
This ain't ratchet TV after
dark. Calm down. Calm down.
517
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,666
- Okay I just was a little
happy.
- I get it. I get it. I get...
518
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,637
look but in all seriousness,
since we facin' our fears around
here,
519
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,306
I think I'm ready to make that
dentist appointment.
520
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,341
Mm mm mm mm.
521
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,776
Thank you, Jesus. Thank you. You
know what?
522
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,678
- Hm?
- I am so glad you're doin' that
because...
523
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,848
your breath was startin' to
smell like day-old cabbage
524
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,350
[Audience laughter]
525
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,353
that's probably your weave
smellin' like wet floor rugs.
526
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,922
[Instrumental Music]
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