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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:01,415 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:01,449 --> 00:00:02,899 [Knocking] 3 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:06,592 Ah, hey Dominique, girl! 4 00:00:06,627 --> 00:00:09,768 Hey Ebony, girl. Okay, I see you lookin' all cute for your man. 5 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,080 Huh, [In unison] Eww! 6 00:00:11,114 --> 00:00:13,151 Now shake a 'lil some-- sha-- Oh! 7 00:00:13,185 --> 00:00:14,807 - Hey. - Hi. 8 00:00:14,842 --> 00:00:16,430 [Laughter] How you doin'? 9 00:00:16,464 --> 00:00:19,778 Honey, you forgot your lunch money here. A so what man 10 00:00:19,812 --> 00:00:21,262 is this you guys are talkin' about? 11 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:24,369 Uh mom, this is my friend, Dominique. And she was just joking. 12 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:25,646 Did you say mom? 13 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,544 I thought this was your sister. [Flaps lips] 14 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:30,513 [Laughter] Thank you, honey. You know black don't crack. 15 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:32,480 - I know that's right. - Stay hydrated. 16 00:00:32,515 --> 00:00:33,757 - So... - You have a lovely home, ma'am. 17 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:37,451 Oh well thank you. Thank you. So listen, back to this man. 18 00:00:37,485 --> 00:00:39,901 Who is this? Well who y'all jokin' about? I, I heard you. 19 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:43,526 Nah no that's just somethin' we say to motivate each other to look out best. 20 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,183 Yeah our very best. 21 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:47,288 - Mm hm. - Okay, okay well a that's great. 22 00:00:47,323 --> 00:00:50,257 You just make sure you motivate each other to look your smartest and do your best 23 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,224 - in that classroom, you know? - Number-- Mm hm. 24 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:53,846 You already know, Mom. 25 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:56,297 - Already know what? - Oh hey honey. I was just givin' Ebony and her friend 26 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:58,644 a little pep talk. Dominique, this is Mr. Stallworth. 27 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:01,544 Oh my God Ebony, you didn't tell me your father's a bodybuilder. 28 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:03,787 [Laughter] 29 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:05,927 I did just renew my gym membership, though. 30 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:07,757 Yeah, now all you have to do is use it. 31 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:10,311 Okay yeah. [Snickering]. 32 00:01:10,346 --> 00:01:13,866 Anyway a so I take it my wife is just givin' you one of her famous pep talks? 33 00:01:13,901 --> 00:01:15,765 Ah it's okay. My parents do the same thing. 34 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:18,457 - Mm hm. All talk talk talk with no pep. - That's right. 35 00:01:18,492 --> 00:01:20,356 That's her. [Laughter] 36 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:23,807 Yeah Mom, um you and Dad would actually like Dominique's parents. They're 37 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:25,430 over protective just like you two. 38 00:01:25,464 --> 00:01:27,949 Oh well I'm sh-- I like 'em already. I can't wait to meet 'em. 39 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:31,401 Yes, ma'am but we better go now. We don't want to miss that school bus. 40 00:01:31,436 --> 00:01:33,265 It was so nice meeting you Mr. and Mrs. Stallworth. 41 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:35,095 -Mhm - Peace be upon you, my loves. 42 00:01:35,716 --> 00:01:36,889 Mm. 43 00:01:36,924 --> 00:01:38,581 You guys have a wonderful day. 44 00:01:38,615 --> 00:01:41,722 - See ya. Nice meeting you, Dominique. - You as well. 45 00:01:41,756 --> 00:01:43,620 I like Ebony's new little friend. 46 00:01:43,655 --> 00:01:46,451 - I don't know, Tony. There's somethin' about Dominique. - Hm? 47 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:50,179 They didn't see me and they were all Ehh Aaw Ew. Ew. 48 00:01:50,213 --> 00:01:53,492 Ehhaaaw! 49 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:56,288 - [Laughter] - And then I walked down and you see she's all... 50 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,704 peace be upon you, my loves. 51 00:01:58,739 --> 00:02:02,260 - She's not a PK is she? - No I don't know, Tony. I just met the girl. 52 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:03,813 So what if she was a preacher's kid? 53 00:02:03,847 --> 00:02:05,504 I would forbid Ebony to hang out with her 54 00:02:05,539 --> 00:02:07,265 Those were the girls that were were fast to leave home so they can go 55 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:08,921 make out under the bleachers. 56 00:02:08,956 --> 00:02:10,716 Uh hm hm hmm. 57 00:02:10,751 --> 00:02:12,373 Is that right? You got somethin' on your lip? [Choking] 58 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:13,823 - You got something on your lips? - No, that I [Clears throat] 59 00:02:13,857 --> 00:02:15,514 [Stammering] So I've heard, so I've, so I've, so I've heard. 60 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:17,206 Listen, a I'm sure she'll be fine. 61 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,794 Ebony is a good judge of character and she seemed like a nice girl. 62 00:02:19,829 --> 00:02:22,038 Um yeah, I guess you're right. 63 00:02:22,072 --> 00:02:24,834 On second thought though, you know you, you seemed nice too but whew! 64 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:26,905 wow boy, I mean I almost got pregnant one time. 65 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,700 [Laughter] 66 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,254 - I was somethin' else, huh? - You were somethin' else. 67 00:02:31,289 --> 00:02:32,082 - Eeh. - Slow down. 68 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:32,980 [Theme Music] 69 00:02:33,014 --> 00:02:34,913 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me ♪ 70 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:37,157 ♪ The bill collectors want their fees ♪ 71 00:02:37,191 --> 00:02:39,469 ♪ Kids keep talkin' back to me ♪ 72 00:02:39,504 --> 00:02:41,057 ♪ Family Time 73 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:43,439 ♪ Family Time. Family Time 74 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:44,888 ♪ Oh oah Family Time 75 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:46,131 ♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah 76 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,546 [Instrumental Music] 77 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:49,445 Yes, Mr. Carson. I do have that estimate for you. 78 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,274 Can you hold on one second while I grab that paperwork? 79 00:02:51,309 --> 00:02:52,586 Alright, thanks. 80 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:55,209 Melinda, can you grab the Carson file, please? 81 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:58,247 Of course I can. 82 00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:00,490 [Audience laughter] 83 00:03:00,525 --> 00:03:02,561 I have Mr. Carson on hold. 84 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:05,737 And there's the file. You told him to hold onto it while yougrab it so 85 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,152 grab it. 86 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:08,947 Must you be so literal? 87 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,569 Must you be so bossy? 88 00:03:10,604 --> 00:03:12,122 I am the boss! 89 00:03:12,157 --> 00:03:13,952 [Mumbling under breath] 90 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:15,919 [Deep sigh] 91 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:17,956 Melinda, can you please hand me the file? 92 00:03:19,509 --> 00:03:22,581 No! No no no no no no no no no 93 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:24,825 - no no no no - Yes, yes yes yes yes. 94 00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:26,585 Girl what the hell is wrong wit chu? 95 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:27,828 You ain't just see that? 96 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:29,554 Yeh ip, never mind. 97 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:32,419 Mr. Caron, I'm so sorry. Can I call you right back? 98 00:03:32,453 --> 00:03:33,523 Alright. 99 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,147 What? Get the hell off that desk. You look crazy as hell. 100 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:41,842 No! I just saw the biggest roach electric slidin' across this flo. 101 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:45,432 Now, I am not gettin' off this desk until you call an exterminator. 102 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,365 I'm not callin' no exterminator for one little roach. 103 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:50,160 That's why I keep a can of Fade stashed away. 104 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:53,854 Man, that roach had a tattoo on his chest saying Fade Life! 105 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:55,683 Oh snap, they havin' a roach riot up in here. 106 00:03:55,718 --> 00:03:57,478 - Mm hm. Yup. Yup. - No, no, no. 107 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:59,549 Now who lookin' crazy? You buggin' out. 108 00:03:59,584 --> 00:04:01,689 No, no, no. Tony do not tangle with La Cucarachas! 109 00:04:01,724 --> 00:04:05,693 Well, I ain't gettin' off this desk until you call 1-800 BUG-N OUT! 110 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:07,385 I'm on it. 111 00:04:07,937 --> 00:04:10,802 1-800 BUG-N-- [Laughter] That's clever. 112 00:04:12,148 --> 00:04:14,599 [Instrumental Music] 113 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:16,428 [Audience laughter] 114 00:04:17,395 --> 00:04:18,948 Mm hmm. 115 00:04:18,982 --> 00:04:21,019 Oops. [Giggling] 116 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:23,746 - It looks like you folks have a infestation... 117 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:25,679 - problem goin' on here. - Mm hm hm hm hm. 118 00:04:25,713 --> 00:04:27,405 Aow! 119 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:31,995 Oh, and I bet you came to save the day, Mr. Roach 120 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:34,170 - Buster? [Giggling] - Mmm. 121 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:35,999 - Name's Alvin. - Oooh. 122 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:39,796 Fun fact, that was my first choice for nthe name of the company but it was taken. 123 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:43,352 - Huh. - But check this out. I had the slogan ready and everything. 124 00:04:43,386 --> 00:04:44,732 "I ain't afraid of no roach!" 125 00:04:44,767 --> 00:04:46,216 [Hysterical laughter] 126 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:51,360 I get it. It's like Ghost Buster but Roach Buster. 127 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:53,810 - Ah you see what I did there. - I do. 128 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,399 Hm hm. Say bro... 129 00:04:56,434 --> 00:04:58,781 now how long is it gonna take for you to clean up this little pest problem, man? 130 00:04:58,815 --> 00:04:59,920 A few hours? 131 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:01,301 Try a few days. 132 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,509 5 to be exact. 133 00:05:02,543 --> 00:05:04,614 5 days? Ugh. 134 00:05:04,649 --> 00:05:06,236 Give or take. 135 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:09,447 Look man, we gotta tent this entire building. 136 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:14,210 Now if you'll excuse me, I'll get this paperwork started. 137 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:16,592 Woo! 138 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:19,319 - Mm hm. - I can't believe a couple little bugs is gonna cause me to 139 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,665 close up shop. 140 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:23,184 Well, it's either that or you learn to work with 'em. 141 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:27,223 And I ain't working with 'em. But at least one good thing came of this. 142 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:28,155 What's that? 143 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:29,639 Extra paid vacation week. 144 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,296 What? Oh girl please, no. 145 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,264 There will be no extra paid vaca-- this gonna have to be your vacation week. 146 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:37,267 A no. I already got my trip to Cabo planned. 147 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:40,409 It's paid for and I'm ready to rock with SWB 148 00:05:40,443 --> 00:05:42,411 Huh? What's that? The singing group? 149 00:05:42,445 --> 00:05:45,621 No! SWB: Sisters with Baggage. 150 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:50,073 It's a travel group for got-it-goin'-on sistas, like myself, 151 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:51,661 who wanna pack a bag and get away... 152 00:05:51,696 --> 00:05:53,387 fast. 153 00:05:53,422 --> 00:05:55,976 Yeah well you don't have to worry about vacation days at all because this is a very 154 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:59,462 busy month. We will be settin' up shop temporarily somewhere else. 155 00:05:59,497 --> 00:06:01,913 So anyway Alvin, [Laughter] 156 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:05,278 I just wanna, I wanna know more about your pumps. 157 00:06:05,278 --> 00:06:07,194 [Laughter] [Instrumental Music] 158 00:06:07,297 --> 00:06:09,438 [Instrumental Music] 159 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:11,371 So Ebony, you know Dijon texted me 160 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:14,132 that he and his brother Davion with the one dimple, are gonna be at the park 161 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:18,274 basketball. So you know that's code for: We should roll through. 162 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:21,277 Green-eyed Davion? Tonight? I don't know. 163 00:06:21,311 --> 00:06:25,385 Tah, c'mon Ms. Goody Two Shoes, you know his brother always askin' about you. 164 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,904 [Muffled chatter] 165 00:06:27,939 --> 00:06:28,974 Oh shu ah. 166 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:30,838 The way you two are huddled around that phone, 167 00:06:30,873 --> 00:06:33,151 I'm guessin' you must be finished with your homework. 168 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,773 Oh no, Mom. We were just a... 169 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:38,294 Studying the effects that social media has triggering dopamine levels in teens. 170 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:39,053 Mm. 171 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:40,883 It's for an upcoming debate. 172 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:44,507 - Mrs. Stallworth, your eyebrows are fire! - Mm hm, thanks. 173 00:06:44,542 --> 00:06:47,648 Ooh thank you. Thank you very much, I think. 174 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:50,548 Um so listen Ebony, your father's gonna be home soon and he 175 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:52,826 wants to take us out to dinner. 176 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,344 Your little cheap daddy's up to somethin'. 177 00:06:54,828 --> 00:06:57,658 Oh well if you don't mind, me and Dominique are gonna stay here 178 00:06:57,693 --> 00:07:00,627 and prepare for an upcoming debate to bring to class you know, try to get an A. 179 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:02,560 A ah, an A plus. 180 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:05,770 I can't debate against that compelling argument. 181 00:07:05,804 --> 00:07:07,496 Alright. You ladies handle your business. 182 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,429 Ebony, I'll bring you back some food, okay. 183 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,466 - Cool. Thanks Mom. - You're welcome. 184 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:15,124 Don't want to interrupt. 185 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:18,748 Dang, Dijon is blowin' up your phone. 186 00:07:18,783 --> 00:07:20,578 You know he wanna know if we still comin' to the park. 187 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:22,752 Girl, tell him we are doin' homework. 188 00:07:23,615 --> 00:07:26,342 Y.O.L.O. Ebony! We can take a little break. 189 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:27,343 [Audience laughter] 190 00:07:27,377 --> 00:07:28,689 How we gonna get there? 191 00:07:28,724 --> 00:07:30,104 Don't you have Goober on your phone? 192 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:33,107 Okay, that's for emergencies only and plus my dad's credit card 193 00:07:33,142 --> 00:07:35,524 is connected to it so he'll know where we at. 194 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:39,286 Well why don't we just 195 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,805 take your mom's car after they leave? 196 00:07:40,839 --> 00:07:44,256 Are you crazy? I am not takin' her car. I don't even have my license. 197 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:46,811 - Well I do. - Since when? 198 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:49,814 Okay it's actually a learner's permit but it's close enough. 199 00:07:49,848 --> 00:07:51,954 We'll only be there for 30 minutes if that. 200 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:54,784 You know we don't want thirsty hangin' around for the whole game anyway. 201 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:58,098 Oh I'm not thirsty, but I guess I'm down as along as we get the car back 202 00:07:58,132 --> 00:07:59,479 before my parents get home. 203 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,170 That's what's up. 204 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:04,069 You know with your permit you still need someone 18 or older in the car, right? 205 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:06,244 I thought you might ask that. [Chuckles] 206 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:07,970 Here you go. 207 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:09,247 Who's Ashley Parker? 208 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,662 Today, you are. 209 00:08:10,697 --> 00:08:11,663 [ 210 00:08:11,698 --> 00:08:13,285 Ashley's my older cousin who's in college. 211 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,288 She let me borrow her old ID just in case I ever needed it. 212 00:08:16,323 --> 00:08:18,463 But she's 21 and I don't even look that old. 213 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,052 Don't worry. You probably won't even have to use it. 214 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:22,778 Ashley. 215 00:08:22,812 --> 00:08:27,679 [Instrumental Music] 216 00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:29,509 What is all this? 217 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,546 Oh you're just in time, baby, for breakfast prepared for a queen. 218 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:34,548 My queen. Sit on down. 219 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,033 Mm mm, look at this. Fresh biscuits 220 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,483 straight out the oven. Mm mm. 221 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,106 - Smell that? Smell that? - Very slick, Tony. 222 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:44,420 I'm still not happy about you settin' up temporary office here at home. 223 00:08:44,454 --> 00:08:46,008 - Well ah. - And you tryin' to butter me up 224 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,873 with these biscuits ain't gonna help. 225 00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,737 Lisa it's only for a few days. 226 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:53,463 We're gonna set up shop downstairs in the man cave. 227 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:55,638 And I promise not to get in your way at all. 228 00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:56,950 You won't even know we're here. 229 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:59,331 Tony, I have a lot of stuff to do here around the house, okay. 230 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:02,990 Not to mention I have a report that's due 2 days from now for school. 231 00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:04,613 Alright, alright. You won't even know we're here. 232 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:06,511 I promise. [Knocking] 233 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,444 - There's Melinda. - Mm hm. 234 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,826 It's gonna be cool. [Whispering] Real quiet. 235 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,034 You won't hear a sound. 236 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:15,175 [Squealing] Good mornin' everybody! 237 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,556 See, one little box. 238 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,454 Javier, bring the rest of the stuff! 239 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:20,698 Rapido, rapido. Aqui. Aqui. 240 00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:22,976 Aya, aya, aya, aya! 241 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:25,979 Su quesadilla, mi quesadilla. 242 00:09:26,013 --> 00:09:27,497 [Audience laughter] 243 00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:31,122 Okay Chiquita banana, calm it down a little bit. 244 00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:34,815 A we're settin' up the office down there. That's why there's all of this. 245 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,783 - Mm hm. - I am ready for work, Mrs. Stallworth. 246 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,923 Oh, biscuits! 247 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:41,926 I'm sorry. Do you mind, Mrs. Stallworth? 248 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,756 - Melinda! - [Indistinct muttering] 249 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:47,103 [Muffled] Aya, aya, aya, aya. 250 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,518 [Audience laughter] 251 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:50,900 Won't even know you're here, huh? 252 00:09:50,935 --> 00:09:52,212 Adios. 253 00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:53,558 [Audience laughter] 254 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,976 [Instrumental Music] 255 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,359 [Humming] 256 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:06,778 Can I help you find somethin'? 257 00:10:06,813 --> 00:10:09,436 [Banging] Nope, I'm good. 258 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,438 Yes! Jackpot. 259 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:15,235 You sure about that? 260 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:19,170 - Yep, sorry for disturbin' you. - Uh huh. Alright. 261 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,315 Woop. One more thing. 262 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,937 Okay you know what? Could you really 263 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,870 tone it down? I'm' tryin' to study for a test 264 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,493 here and I really don't like people all up in my refrigerator. 265 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:36,670 Oh my bad. I was just tryin' to get some creamer 266 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:38,292 - for Mr. Stallworth. - Mm hm. 267 00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:41,364 Oh and um if you don't mind me sayin' so, 268 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:44,195 You might want to change this box of bakin' soda. 269 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:47,439 It smell like feet in your fridge. 270 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:48,717 [Audience laughter] 271 00:10:48,751 --> 00:10:51,512 Huh huh. Okay, listen here. I know that you run 272 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:54,550 the Stallworth construction but I run the Stallworth home, okay? 273 00:10:54,584 --> 00:10:58,174 And I know when to change my box of bakin' soda. 274 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,520 Thank you. 275 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,177 Oh my bad. 276 00:11:01,212 --> 00:11:04,733 And as I said before, sorry for disturbin' you. 277 00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,976 Melinda! You find it yet? 278 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:10,531 You're not disturbin' me Melinda, but my loudmouth husband is! 279 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:12,257 He is loud ain't he? 280 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,845 Yes, is he like that at work? 281 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,227 Everyday. He like a light-skinned guerilla. 282 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,642 Give me my coffee! 283 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,887 - Give me my creamer! - I'm sorry for snappin' at you earlier. 284 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,198 It's no problem, Mrs. Stallworth. 285 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,891 Please, call me Lisa. Would you like some coffee? 286 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:26,375 - I would love some. - Okay. 287 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:28,308 Thank you. 288 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:32,139 Teh, Melinda it is not time for your coffee break yet. 289 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:35,349 Why not? You go the poor woman disturbin' my peace, runnin' up and down 290 00:11:35,384 --> 00:11:37,904 the stairs, Tony. This is your own house. Get your own coffee. 291 00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:42,046 Sweetheart, couldn't you study in the dining room table? 292 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,393 Yes, but I prefer to study right here. 293 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:46,498 - Do you have a problem with that? - Uh mm. 294 00:11:46,533 --> 00:11:49,639 Y'all finish your little chat. I'm gonna go get the mail. 295 00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,642 Hi Mom. Hey Miss Melinda. 296 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,853 Girl, I can't believe how grown you are. 297 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:58,062 - You must be drivin' now. - Huh? 298 00:11:58,096 --> 00:12:00,443 Drivin'? Oh no I'm not drivin'. I mean I don't even want to drive. 299 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,617 Mater of fact, I'm just tryin' to 300 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,861 drive these grades up. Mom, will you make me a sandwich? 301 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:07,485 You raised her right, Mrs. Stallworth cause I was nothin' like that at her age. 302 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,627 I was goin' to see boys, I was twerkin' and I ain't even scratchin' the surface, child. 303 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:15,217 Okay, I got out of school early so I'm gonna go and get a head start on my homework. 304 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,597 Okay. 305 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,808 Well, I'll go downstairs and pretend to be workin'. [Laugher] 306 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,741 Lisa, how did you get a scratch on the car? 307 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,604 What scratch? 308 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:27,816 You sure you didn't do it, Tony? Because you know you like to squeeze in tight parkin' spaces. 309 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,507 Especially when it's not your car. 310 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,545 She do got a point, Mr. Stallworth. You do like to squeeze in tight parkin' spaces. 311 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,409 I'm about to squeeze you off the schedule. 312 00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,825 [Audience laughter] 313 00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:40,656 He do got a point, Mrs. Stallworth. I need to be on that schedule. 314 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:42,900 Now back to you. I know how to park a car. 315 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:46,110 Okay just admit it, you parked too close to somebody and got a ding in the door. 316 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,974 Whatever, Tony! 317 00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:51,840 Please, I know I didn't cause no ding in that door. 318 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,704 Yeah? 319 00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:56,154 [Instrumental Music] 320 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,707 [Instrumental Music] 321 00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,295 - SIt's alright. No, you right. You right. - Okay. 322 00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:00,918 - I am right. I know this. You don't have to tell me... - I know you right. 323 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:02,402 - what I already know. - Just, just tell me what time you scratched the car. 324 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,404 - Okay, you know what, Tony? - When did you scratch the car? 325 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:06,475 - Tuh tuh, you ain't gonna reverse psychology me! - It's a long scratch. It's.. 326 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:07,856 - I'm smarter than that. - ...one of them in. 327 00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:08,891 - Alright. - Smarter than that. 328 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,997 The, the angle in which I can deduct... 329 00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:12,446 - the fact that it was you that scratched the car. - Hi, Miss Melinda. 330 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,448 Good morning, Ebony. 331 00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:16,105 Hey Mr. Stallworth! 332 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,658 Hey Lisa. 333 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:18,867 Listen, just do me a favor. 334 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:21,386 Admit that you scratched the car. It's no big deal. 335 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:22,422 I'm the one that's gotta pay for it anyway. 336 00:13:22,456 --> 00:13:24,389 I'm not admitting somethin' I didn't do, Tony. 337 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:26,081 Alright you know what? That's just fine. That's, 338 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:29,429 that's fine. I'm a just go to my happy place, go play in some oncoming traffic. 339 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:30,257 Yeah. 340 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,707 [Audience laughter] 341 00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:34,123 You do that. You do that, Tony. While you're at it, why don't you 342 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,607 scratch out the ding you put in my car. 343 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:36,401 Ding Dong. 344 00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,713 Oh hmm. Mmm 345 00:13:37,747 --> 00:13:39,749 [Clears throat] A Melinda when I return, 346 00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:43,926 please be prepare to give me a status report on the Baldwin Mini Plaza project. 347 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,410 Yes, sir. 348 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,067 Thank you. Thank you. Cause a brother's gotta earn some extra money 349 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:49,794 so he can pay for mysterious little dings that his wife didn't put in his car. 350 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,970 Look don't be tryin' to show off in front of our assistant, Tony. 351 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,351 Aint nobody trying t-, what. I..Oah. [Fuming] Whatever! 352 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:57,491 Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 353 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,355 [Audience laughter] 354 00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:03,152 Alright, never a dull moment around here, huh? 355 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,327 I better go downstairs and get to work. 356 00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:07,018 Now you have a good day at school, Ebony. 357 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:10,366 You too. I mean, have a nice day at work. 358 00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,542 Hey Miss Melinda, can I ask your advice on 359 00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:14,370 something? 360 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:15,613 Sure, what's up? 361 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,754 Well, I have this friend who let her friend 362 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:19,997 borrow her parents' car. 363 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,377 Mm hm. Okay, mm hm. 364 00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:22,931 So we, so She 365 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:26,796 and her friend go make a quick run to go see their friends 366 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,039 play basketball. 367 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:29,282 Some cut boys, huh? 368 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,698 Yep I mean, that's what she said. 369 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:32,872 Anyway, 370 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,564 rushin' to get back home before her parents came, 371 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:39,533 she accidentally scraped some paint off her car pulling into the garage. 372 00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:42,536 Okay and you're asking for your friends, of course? 373 00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:44,538 - What should she do? - Yeah. 374 00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:49,578 Well normally I would advise differently but since I know Mr. Stallworth, I 375 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:53,789 say that your friends should lie, lie, lie! 376 00:14:53,823 --> 00:14:54,686 Really? 377 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,688 Yes, and if she get accused, 378 00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:59,243 deny, deny, deny. 379 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:01,486 Oh, okay, thanks. 380 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,937 No problem. It'll be alright. 381 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,250 [Laughter] 382 00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:10,081 [Instrumental Music] 383 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,083 Rodney. 384 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,706 Hey, Tony, Tony, Tony. 385 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:17,123 Hey you ever wonder how they got the name for that group, man? 386 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:20,540 Cause ain't none of 'em named Tony. I mean you got Rafael. You got a a 387 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,576 a Dwayne. There ain't no Tony at all. 388 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,682 I mean they coulda been Larry, Larry, Larry. 389 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,097 or Darryl, Darryl, Darryl. 390 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:29,135 - I, I get it. I get it. And no, that never occurred to me. - Oh. 391 00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:32,517 A what you doin' here, man? I jut cut you like 2 days ago. 392 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:35,072 You mind if I, I just sit in your chair for a few minutes? 393 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,453 Come on, Tone. You always welcome in my chair, baby. 394 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,076 - Thanks, bro. - Looks like you're goin' through 395 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,111 somethin' right now, man. 396 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,562 Let Dr. Rodney work it out, man. What's goin' on? 397 00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:45,599 Remember when I told you that I'm gettin' the office fumigated for a couple days? 398 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,015 Right. 399 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:51,157 I made the mistake of deciding to temporarily work out of home. 400 00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:55,092 Okay I mean it ain't no big deal. Of course you gave Melinda the week off though, right? 401 00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:57,646 Hell no. She's workin' from my house too. 402 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,442 Oh no, Tone. You can't have your work wife 403 00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:03,031 at home while your real wife is at home. That don't mix. 404 00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:05,930 That's like mixin' light and dark liquor. They don't go together. 405 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,382 I feel ya. You know and at first, it was Clash of the Titans. 406 00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,141 Ah mm. 407 00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:12,074 But now, they all buddy buddy. 408 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:15,284 They havin, havin' coffee together and kee kee kee-in' behind my back. 409 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,630 [Audience laughter] 410 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,115 I don't like it one bit, Tone. 411 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,840 I'm a tell you somethin', when you a business owner, 412 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,222 - you da man, you da boss around there. - Yes, sir. 413 00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:25,260 You you you da big baller, shot caller. You understand me? 414 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,296 - Damn, right. - This is your business. 415 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,058 You understand if your, your employee get around the house and see 416 00:16:30,092 --> 00:16:32,370 who da real boss is... Hoo! 417 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,993 - Who dat? - Lisa. 418 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:35,580 Knock it off. 419 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:37,755 I'm the man around my house. 420 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,963 and hey baby! 421 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:39,929 [Audience laughter] 422 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:40,792 How you doin'? 423 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:41,724 What's a what, what you doin' here? 424 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,209 I think I know what happened to my car. 425 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:46,281 - What happened? - Mm hm. You know Ebony's little friend Dominque, right? 426 00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:47,972 - Mm hm. - Well well well well well, well. 427 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,250 I get to scrollin'' through Funstagram. 428 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,770 - Hm. She'll regret the day she accepted you as a friend. - Okay? 429 00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:55,773 I don't care. Anyway, I see a picture 430 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:59,811 of Ebony and Dominique sittin' on the hood of my car hugged with 2 boys. 431 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:01,158 [Audience laughter] 432 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:02,642 Tony? 433 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,989 I'm sorry, I blanked out after 2 boys. Did you say somethin' else? 434 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,440 Yes. I saw her hugged up on the hood of my car with 2 boys. 435 00:17:07,474 --> 00:17:09,442 Okay wait now, now are you sure 436 00:17:09,476 --> 00:17:11,237 - ...it was your car? - I know my car, Tony. 437 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:15,413 Okay I know my car. And the picture was taken the same evening you took me to dinner. 438 00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,864 Alright, alright. That's cool. That's cool. So then look, check this out, 439 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,383 this what we gotta do. We gotta find the boys 440 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,833 - alright, we gotta line 'em up. Alright. - Come on now. Come on. 441 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:24,215 - Draw back. - Draw back, real slow. 442 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:27,011 Aim for the nose or the mouth, preferably the nose, you know. 443 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,288 [Audience laughter] 444 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:30,670 Calm down, T. Calm down. Alright, T. 445 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,328 Nobody is talkin' about the boys. It's not about the boys right now. 446 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:35,537 This is about sneaky little Ebony and Dominique 447 00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:38,057 thinkin' they slick goin' for a little joy ride 448 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,230 in my car. 449 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:41,681 Ooh, Ebony's in trouble. 450 00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:46,375 - Tone?...Yo, Tony. - Mm. 451 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:48,377 What? I blanked out again. 452 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,379 [Audience laughter] 453 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,381 - Is this one of 'em? - Nope, nope, no. 454 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,245 Tony, let's go. 455 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:59,250 [Instrumental Music] 456 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,839 [Knocking] 457 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:03,841 Come in. 458 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,607 - Good book. - Oh yeah it's a good book. Called a good thing. 459 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,575 Probably better right side up. 460 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,472 [Audience laughter] 461 00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:16,474 Ebony, we need to talk to you. 462 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:19,063 Mom, Dad, I need to tell you something. 463 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:22,860 - Me and Dominque took your-- - We know you and your little fast friend took my car. 464 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,068 How did you find out? 465 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,208 You need to work on your photo cropping skills. 466 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:29,384 If you cut the a car out of that picture, me and your Mama 467 00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:30,764 would still be at each other's throats. 468 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,663 - Tony? - You right, you right. I shouldn't be givin' up game. 469 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,767 [Audience laughter] 470 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:35,597 Mom, I didn't want to take your car 471 00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:38,531 but I let Dominique talk me into it and I'm so sorry. 472 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:41,913 Yeah well you and your little friend Dominique, are officially on break 473 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,915 until further notice, young lady. 474 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,089 Yes, Ma'am. 475 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,435 And who is Ashley? 476 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,645 Oh my God, okay so since Dominique only has her learner's permit, 477 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,992 she let me borrow her cousin Ashley's ID 478 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:53,097 just in case we got pulled over. 479 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,549 And you are so lucky you didn't get pulled over. 480 00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,689 Anything else you wanna confess, Ebony? 481 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,486 Um, well after we left the park we went to 482 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,247 the mall and Dominique got her belly button pierced 483 00:19:05,282 --> 00:19:06,662 and I got one right here. 484 00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,354 Oah. 485 00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,941 Okay Lisa, this is how it starts. 486 00:19:09,976 --> 00:19:13,324 first an ear piercing. Next thing you know she's on a tour bus sippin' Lean 487 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,222 [Audience laughter] 488 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:15,395 I already know I'm on punishment. 489 00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,225 Yes, you certainly are. 490 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:20,538 You can forget about gettin' your license or your car until you're 18. 491 00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:21,884 [Sighs] But Mom. 492 00:19:21,919 --> 00:19:23,921 I so hate my life right now. 493 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:27,131 Don't worry. There's plenty more crappy life lessons ahead. 494 00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,133 It gets better. 495 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:34,621 [instrumental Music] 496 00:19:34,656 --> 00:19:35,829 [Door closes] 497 00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:38,073 [Instrumental Music] 498 00:19:38,107 --> 00:19:41,352 I never thought I'd say this but I miss this little dinky office. 499 00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,354 [Chuckling] Yeah it's good to be back. 500 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:46,115 A man's work and home life need to remain separate. 501 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:49,464 I agree but you have a beautiful family and home Mr. Stallworth. 502 00:19:49,498 --> 00:19:51,604 - You are truly blessed. - I am. 503 00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:54,020 And that Ebony, she a good kid. 504 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,711 I'm so happy she ain't take my advice. 505 00:19:55,746 --> 00:19:57,955 Reverse psychology work every time! 506 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,682 - Don't it?...Wait, wait, what? - Don't worry. 507 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:02,580 Oh hey baby. 508 00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:04,651 - Hi. - Listen, I am swamped here at work 509 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,066 so we're gonna have to go to lunch another time. 510 00:20:06,101 --> 00:20:08,414 Oh it's okay, baby. You just keep workin'. 511 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:12,211 Melinda and I, we're gonna try out that new Vegan Creole restaurant around the corner. 512 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,764 - Vegan Creole? - Mm hm. 513 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,422 What you gonna get some deep fried meatless po' boys? 514 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,975 [Audience laughter] 515 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:20,702 Wait that sounds about as awful as the two of you hangin' out together. 516 00:20:20,736 --> 00:20:21,806 Whas wrong wit dat? 517 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,981 Yeah and thanks to Melina's impeccable 518 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,811 stalking skills on social media, I was able to find out 519 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:29,124 that Ebony and her friends took my car. 520 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:31,678 - Mr. Stallworth. - Hm? 521 00:20:31,713 --> 00:20:32,990 I think I deserve a raise. 522 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:35,372 - Mm. [Laughter] Good luck with that, girl. 523 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:37,097 I know, right. He's so cheap. 524 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:38,720 So cheap. 525 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,618 He thinks it's frugal. [Chuckles] 526 00:20:40,653 --> 00:20:42,448 Um a he is right here. 527 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:45,865 Yeah, but your credit card is right Here. 528 00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:48,281 [Audience laughter] - Love ya. 529 00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:50,939 - Alright. - Up, I got it, girl. 530 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:54,425 Find out how cheap I am when I freeze that credit card and you both washin' dishes. 531 00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,461 [Audience laughter] 532 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:58,533 [Instrumental Music] 533 00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,500 [Instrumental Music] 42494

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