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[Instrumental Music]
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- That could work, but you may
have...
- Hey Tone!
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No, no, no, no Donnie, nowI told
you if you dine and ditch from
that breakfast hut,
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don't come hide here.
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No, man!
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[Audience laughter]
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Ha, I threw my jacket on this
old lady so they tackled her
thinkin' it was me.
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[Audience laughter]
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We are busy, Donnie. What do you
need?
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Donnie look, we are swamped in
paperwork, okay?
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And, I got no paper for you.
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Man, that's a lot of paperwork
here. I can see that you have a
lot of business.
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Yeah.
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Get out the past. Hey,
what's...hey, man.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Look man okay, I realize that I
am wild as
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hell for throwin' them papers
down, and I promise you
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Melinda will pick 'em up. But
you and I need to talk about
cryptocurrency.
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You robbin' the dead now? That's
a new low even for you.
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Actually no, Mr. Stallworth. He
talkin' about cryptocurrency.
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It's a decentralized digital
currency.
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A what?
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All I know is a whole bunch of
dudes are becomin' millionaires
overnight.
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[Audience laughter]
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He's right Mr. Stallworth.
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Excuse me?
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Pssht
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Pssht Pssht Pssht
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Apsshhhpp!
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[Audience laughter]
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I would not suggest you take
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financial advice or any advice
from Donnie but he's right.
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You haven't heard of
cryptocurrency?
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I've heard enough to know that
I'm currently not investing in
it.
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Okay, let me explain so you can
better you know...
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- See he don't know. He
trippin'.
- He just don't know.
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Huh, okay so there is a system
that ca...
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a there's a block chain...
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[Audience laughter]
And, oh,
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Um in America as a whole
collective,
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[Audience laughter]
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Okay see Donnie is the one who
told me about it so he may be
better at explaining
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- I'ma
- Nah...
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- You was doin...We we uh um
- I'm a go. I'm a go.
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Yeah so it's this super hard
program. It's un-hackable.
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A remember when your credit card
got hacked?
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- Yeah, that was you.
- And with Litcoin,
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it protects you from even your
own best friend.
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Look I don't know what you lit
on the way over here, but count
me out.
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It's probably just some fad and
the bubble's gonna burst soon.
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Man, Litcoin is poppin'.
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Look Mr....boy, move!
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[Audience laughter]
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Look Mr. Stallworth, you can get
Litcoin right now for
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20 bucks.
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Yeah man, see a month ago it was
worth pennies. Yesterday, 5
dollars.
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We need in.
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We? There, there's no we.
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What are you talkin' about?
We're the dynamic duo like
Batman and Robin,
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Kenan and Kel, OJ and his
bronco.
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Man you always do this.
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You come up with some dumbass
idea.
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You swindle me out of money and
I wind up owing more than it
cost to begin with.
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- Uh mm
- What are you talkin' about?
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You mean I bring in an
investment...
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you bring the capital. If it
ain't broke Tone, don't fix it.
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Mr. Stallworth, now I am usually
anti-Donnie,
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but this is growin' rapidly.
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It may not be a bad investment.
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[Audience laughter]
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You know what, I'm not doin'
nothin' that Hoodwink and
Hoodrat can't explain.
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Count me out.
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- I'm a Hoodwink!
- I'm a Hoodwink.
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- I am Hoodwink.
- I''m Hoodwink. You Hoodrat.
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- Hold on a minute.
- See.
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[Theme Music]
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♪ Woke up and my wife
said to me ♪
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♪ The bill collectors want
their fees ♪
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♪ The kids keep talkin'
back to me ♪
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♪ Family Time
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♪ Oh oah Family Time
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♪ Family Time. Family Time
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♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah
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[Instrumental Music]
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Cryptocurrency?
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Oooh, you lookin' over life
insurance policies, Tony?
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How much am I gettin'?
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Okay calm down, black widow.
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What you doin' lookin' over my
shoulder anyway?
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What you got to hide, huh?
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Nothin'. I'm just laughin' at
how dumb some people are.
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I mean they really think they're
gonna become millionaires
overnight.
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Oah, you talkin' about digital
currency?
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Yeah, you heard about it?
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Yeah, let me guess. Donnie's
tryin' to convince you
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you can make millions off
of it, huh?
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Do you even know how
cryptocurrency works, Tony?
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- Yes okay, now it's a system.
- A system.
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That runs off other systems.
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[Audience laughter]
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And that means?
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I don't know yet. Let me finish
readin' the article.
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Mm umm, still sounds like
another Donnie scheme.
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Remember the self
hair-braider...
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- that almost broke somebody's
neck?
- No.
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Robo-Braider would've worked
if that girl wasn't so
tender-headed.
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Mm hm, what about the time we
went on vacation
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and Donnie turned this whole
house into an amusement park?
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Now "Donnie's World" was
actually a good idea. He had a
line around the block.
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Turkey legs was overpriced
though.
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[Doorbell rings]
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I'm sill tryin' to get up the
stains from the whole Tunnel of
Love.
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Ugh.
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[Door opens]
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Hey Viv,
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[Sighs]
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- Oah.
- Talk about entitlement.
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What's going on?
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Oh I'm thinking about quitting
the real estate business.
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I've had my license for 6 months
now and I haven't even been able
to sell a
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- doghouse.
- Ooh.
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What are you gonna do instead?
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I don't know.
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With my checkered background
it's hard to find a job.
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Don't you mean stripes.
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[Audience laughter]
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Oh funny, laugh at my expense.
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For the record, we didn't wear
stripes. We wore orange.
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Ignore him, Vivian. He hasn't
had his medication today.
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Oh you mean food?
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[Laughter]
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Anyway, you can't quit after 6
months.
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You just can't. All businesses
start with passion,
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marketing and fierce
determination. Never take no for
an answer.
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Oah, you think so?
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Absolutely!
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It's all about the sales mantra.
The ABC's.
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Always be closin'!
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- Ooh.
-Okay now.
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You sound like a preacher. I'm
about to start passin' around
the collection plate.
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Hey, tabernacle.
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Mm hmm. You know what, Lisa?
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I got an idea.
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Why don't you help me?
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Lisa? A hello, I run my own
business.
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Ah ah ahhh...ah ah ah,
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contrary to popular belief, I
runs the business.
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- All of the business, you know
what I'm sayin?
- Pfft!
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[Audience laughter]
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Well she does know how to get
you and the kids to do what she
wants.
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Nobody tells me what to do.
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Tony, the gutters need cleaning.
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Now? [Sighs]
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[Audience laughter]
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Yes, dear.
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Thank you. Mm hmm.
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Like I said, I runs all this,
okay?
- Mm...Oh, yeah!
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It's my house.
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Now, I'm gonna help you but I
need you to know
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I'm a put you through the
ringer.
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Oah, I'll try to handle anything
you throw at me.
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You know what? I have an idea.
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Why don't we list this house for
sale and stage an open house.
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Yeah, that sounds great, Lisa!
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What sounds great?
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Finishin' them gutters.
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[Audience laughter]
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Anyway,
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so Viv if I help you I'm gonna
need some of that commish for
coachin'.
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[Audience laughter]
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Hoa, Lisa...
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[Audience laughter]
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Uggh, damn you're good.
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Aaahhh! [Thud]
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Oh but it sounds like your
husband's not.
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See you tomorrow.
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It's gonna be good.
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[Audience laughter]
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See Tony, I'm gonna make Vivian
the real estate queen of LA and
then we're gonna
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make a fortune off of some real
investments.
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I'm gonna invest in an ice pack.
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[Audience laughter]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Huh, Oah. [Laughter]
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Oah, kah. Yeaaah!
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[Audience laughter]
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Huh Oah!
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Okay okay Melinda, enough with
the beepin' and gigglin',
please.
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I'm sorry Mr. Stallworth but I
just invested in Litcoin and it
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is moving on up!
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I can't believe I'm makin' money
so fast.
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And to think, I thought to make
it in America you gotta have a
real job.
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I guess gold diggin' is
officially off the table now,
huh?
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[Audience laughter]
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Well I'm happy for ya, but we
have a long day, alright.
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Now we gotta focus on all these
accounts cause we
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Huh, Aaaah!
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[Audience laughter]
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Eh eh.
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[Clapping]
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Alright, alright!
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Look this is a work place, not
dance dance ratcholution.
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Mama's about to get paid, okay!
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Shoes. I'm buyin' the whole shoe
store, okay. Eh huh huh.
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[Audience laughter]
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Man, I am private island
dreamin' when I step on
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the scene the hoochies be
screamin'.
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Aah!
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[Audience laughter]
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Tone I'm tellin' you man, you
better get in
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or you'll be workin' here
till you 80.
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Be all hunched back lookin' like
an even older ass Forest
Whitaker.
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Alright okay, okay. I can't take
it anymore.
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Does that mean what I think it
means, Tone?
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It means, I want my own island
too.
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One with my own Tony-hanas. One
that Lisa and the kids can't
find.
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I'm in.
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[Instrumental Music]
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[Instrumental Music]
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Ooh.
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Hoo hoo hoo hoo, oah.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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[Audience laughter]
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Hey hey hey,
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damn.
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Ugh, is this what I gotta do to
make you be still, man?
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- I'm sorry Rodney.
- Come on, Tone.
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Look a I'm just, I'm just tryin'
to track this investment that I
made, man.
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- It's eh it keeps goin' up and
down, you know.
- Wha what's...
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It's called cryptocurrency.
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Wait wait crypto, the crips got
their own currency?
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Who on the twenty? Tookie
Williams?
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No no, not crip like that.
Cryptocurrency.
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See it's it's it's it's like
it's got, it's, it's okay
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it's an investment where you
have like gluten free a
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- Uh uh
- It's unsaturated eh
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- Right mm.
- It's digital money.
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Donnie, he he he can explain it
better. Tell him.
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Ah tah ah ub, what he said.
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How y'all gonna invest in
somethin' y'all don't
understand?
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You don't need to understand it.
All you need to understand is
makin' money, money, money.
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Cha ching.
243
00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:44,385
that much money?
244
00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:46,146
[Laughter] Boy that remind me of
back in the day.
245
00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:48,873
Had a chance to invest in this
hell of an invention, man.
246
00:08:48,907 --> 00:08:50,737
It's called a Robo-Braider.
247
00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:53,187
Let me tell you somethin'. This
thing was incredible.
248
00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:55,535
Eh it would do the braids like
automatically.
249
00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,606
It was doin' good man till
250
00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:02,093
it backfired. Braided that
little girls' scalp up.
251
00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:03,784
Looked like a pretzel by the
end.
252
00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,372
[Audience laughter]
253
00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:09,376
[Instrumental Music]
254
00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,688
Lisa,
255
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,070
Oah,
256
00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,659
Hey Viv, I had to run a few
errands but I'll be back
shortly. If anyone
257
00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:19,662
shows up, get started without
me. Lisa.
258
00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,595
Alright Viv,
259
00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,528
you can do this.
260
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,565
Huh. You can do this. You're a
closer!
261
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,255
[Audience laughter]
262
00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:28,982
[Doorbell rings]
263
00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:31,225
Aye, what up doe?
264
00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,573
This brib brackin boo.
265
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,229
Lisa, is that you?
266
00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:38,854
Naw, I don't know nothin' about
no Lisa. I'm el loco.
267
00:09:38,888 --> 00:09:41,995
I do know this hiddouse off the
hizook, though.
268
00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:43,203
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
269
00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:45,136
I speak a little soowoo!
270
00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,863
Aw, you a down ass snow bunny.
271
00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:50,486
You a down ass snow bunny
listen, don't let the, the
smooth thuggery
272
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,800
- fool you, okay? I got paper
and plenty of it.
- Ooh. Oh good.
273
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,596
Plenty of it, ya know what I'm
sayin' so, so tell me
274
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,737
why should I empty my pockets
for this crib, though?
275
00:09:59,771 --> 00:10:02,222
Um well for starters, oh it has
a nice
276
00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:03,326
- view.
- Mm.
277
00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,743
A there are 4 bedrooms, 2 baths,
278
00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,261
and a jacuzzi.
279
00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:09,367
It's a jabuzzi in the back?
280
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,646
It's a jabuzzi in the back. Aye!
281
00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,510
That's was up, man.
282
00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:17,271
- Yeah the jacuzzi or as you say
the jabuzzi,...
- Ah ah.
283
00:10:17,306 --> 00:10:19,342
it can comfortably
seat 6 of your homies.
284
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,930
Whatchu say about my
homies, girl?
285
00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,552
It wasn't you know.
286
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:24,209
- I'm just playin' wit chu. I'm
just playin' wit chu.
- Wow you're playing.
287
00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:26,384
[Laughter]
Becky, you thought I was
serious.
288
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,937
Ah so what about this carpet
though?
289
00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:30,837
- Ah is it stain resistant? Bet
it'd be hard gettin'
- Ah,
290
00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:32,908
that a that red DNA up
out the barpet.
291
00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:35,911
Yeah I don't know but if it's
not stain resistant,
292
00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,396
- I'm sure the homeowners won't
have a problem replacing it.
- Oh, right.
293
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:41,537
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
- I like that. I like how you
specifically
294
00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:45,023
tailor made this place to fit my
needs. You know I like that.
295
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,129
So a what I'm a do,
296
00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:49,545
I'm a call my mama
297
00:10:49,579 --> 00:10:51,581
- She gonna co-sign. Okay?
- Okay.
298
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,480
- I'm a b-walk up on outa here.
- Alright.
299
00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,033
- Hey.
- Whew!
300
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:57,415
- Hey.
- Yo mama!
301
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,485
We done made it mama!
302
00:10:58,519 --> 00:10:59,003
Okay.
303
00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:00,073
Soowoo!
304
00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:02,523
[Audience laughter]
305
00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:03,766
Hey.
306
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,319
[Doorbell rings]
307
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:09,669
Eh bap bap bap bap waa gwaan
real estate
308
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,015
lady.
309
00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:12,982
Lisa, that is a great accent.
310
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:14,915
Me no know no Lisa.
311
00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:17,435
Me name is boss lady and me from
Kingston, man.
312
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,989
How much for the property?
313
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:23,786
Ah well before we talk about the
price, do you have any questions
about the property?
314
00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:27,031
Aye mon, where the best Jamaican
restaurant round here?
315
00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:29,481
I could go for some jerk
curry goat.
316
00:11:29,516 --> 00:11:32,208
Oh there, there's a great one on
Washington and Main and I could
go for
317
00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,970
some oxtail stew and akee and
saltfish myself.
318
00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:37,697
Buh buh buh buh buh
buh buh buh, ah.
319
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,664
[Audience cheering and clapping]
320
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,667
Heh, sorry to barge in. I saw
the open...
321
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,082
house sign outside.
322
00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,808
Yeah, yeah , sure. Do you have
any questions
323
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:47,051
about the
property?
324
00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,432
Actually, no. My wife and I have
been eyeing this house for
325
00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,400
months. It's in the perfect
location.
326
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,747
Has a great school district and
with this
327
00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:57,371
- with this community's recent
transition,...
- Mm hm,
328
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,683
we're ready to make an offer.
329
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,790
- Woo.
- Oh woa woa, no. This, this
isn't actually for sale.
330
00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,619
Oah.
331
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:06,346
aww, man.
332
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,073
How does 1.5 million sound?
333
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,109
Ya mon!
334
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:12,662
[Instrumental Music]
335
00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,492
[Instrumental Music]
336
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,528
Ooh Mr. Stallworth look,
337
00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:19,152
the price of Litcoin is up by
300%.
338
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:21,533
If it keeps goin' up like this,
339
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:25,054
I'm a buy VIP tickets to see
Beyoncé.
340
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,366
Hoa.
341
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,539
[Audience laughter]
342
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:28,782
Oah.
343
00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:31,405
Whachu gonna get?
344
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,338
I don't know. I might buy a
bigger house.
345
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:36,997
Maybe a new truck. Hmm. Might
even do somethin' nice for
Lisa's sisters.
346
00:12:37,032 --> 00:12:39,931
- Like what?
- I don't know. Treat 'em to a
day at the groomers.
347
00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,899
Don't you mean the salon?
348
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:43,038
I said what I said.
349
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:44,971
[Audience laughter]
350
00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:48,284
Yo, have y'all seen the price of
Litcoin?
351
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:51,253
Oh ho hoa, my portfolio is
through the roof.
352
00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:53,289
I'm surprised you know how to
spell portfolio.
353
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:54,877
[Laughter]
354
00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:57,466
Listen Tone, you need to start
congratulatin' me. Okay,
brother?
355
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,088
Have you seen the price of
Litcoin?
356
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,159
Mmm aaayy have to admit, you
were right.
357
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,643
I'm always right.
358
00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,922
[Audience laughter]
359
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,578
Bah booyaka!
360
00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:07,752
Wagwan.
361
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,478
- Yo Vivian, perfect timin'
okay.
- Yeah uh huh.
362
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:12,067
So I hear you're in real estate.
I'm in the market for an item.
363
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,863
I want to call it "DonnieLand."
I'm gonna have everybody walkin'
around. They gonna be
364
00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:17,313
Uh uh tah ho ho huh, before you
go too fast,
365
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,902
a Litcoin just dropped by 50%.
366
00:13:19,937 --> 00:13:21,801
Look like you gonna be buyin'
Gilligan's Island.
367
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,664
[Audience laughter]
368
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:27,910
All these fluctuations got my
damn blood pressure higher than
my Litcoin investment.
369
00:13:27,945 --> 00:13:31,327
Look, Lisa baby, why you dressed
like a Lisa Badu?
370
00:13:31,362 --> 00:13:35,021
I'll explain it to you later but
we have some really good news.
371
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:38,265
Okay, Vivian just sold her first
house today.
372
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,130
- Oah, congratulations
sister-in-law.
- Yes.
373
00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:42,545
What part of town?
374
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,514
- Windsor Hills.
- Oh nice, nice. Our
neighborhood. Who's sellin'?
375
00:13:45,548 --> 00:13:47,171
Um, well you are.
376
00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:49,932
A I might have accidentally sold
your house.
377
00:13:49,967 --> 00:13:51,796
[Audience laughter]
378
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,073
Lisa, what's this white woman
talkin' about?
379
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:55,248
Okay listen, I thought it would
be a good idea
380
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,319
if Vivian practiced selling with
our house
381
00:13:57,353 --> 00:14:01,668
and then someone actually came
in with an offer for 1.5
million!
382
00:14:01,702 --> 00:14:03,152
Wha wha one point what?
383
00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:06,155
Damn. Girl, first y'all win the
lotto, now this?
384
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,813
- Y'all are the luckiest sons of
- Wha wait wait, 1.5...?
385
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,021
- million?
- Mm hm.
386
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:11,643
Nothing in our neighborhood cost
that much.
387
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:14,232
Yeah I didn't think so either
but an offer's an offer.
388
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:16,648
Oah, Litcoin's back up. 60%!
389
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:20,549
Yes. Yes. Yes! DonnieLand is
back in full effect, baby.
390
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,689
I can't take any more of this.
I'm gettin' out while I'm ahead.
391
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:25,243
Lisa, Vivian, let's go talk
about this house business.
392
00:14:25,278 --> 00:14:27,383
Melinda, sell all my shares.
393
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,075
Yes boss!
394
00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,800
[Giggling]
395
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:33,079
You know what? Maybe Mr.
Stallworth is right.
396
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,908
Maybe we should just sell.
397
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:37,704
Naw naw naw naw naw. Nah I'm
about to go all in, okay.
398
00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:39,913
Now is the time that we
refabricate.
399
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:41,501
Uh m no!
400
00:14:41,535 --> 00:14:43,813
- Recipra...
- Try again.
401
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:45,608
- Regentrif...Just
- That ain't it!
402
00:14:45,643 --> 00:14:48,025
- Just buy more, girl.
403
00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:50,234
- You see me excited.
- Ah reeeaah!
404
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:52,995
[Instrumental Music]
405
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,307
So Lisa what do you think?
406
00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:55,860
Should we sell?
407
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,689
Maybe we should get the kids'
input first.
408
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:01,831
The who? Please, only input they
get is whether their clothes
going to the Goodwill
409
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,178
or the trash.
410
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:06,008
I don't know about selling,
Tony. Where would we live?
411
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,355
Who the hell cares? We'd be
millionaires.
412
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,667
We can live wherever we want.
413
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,601
Let let, let's move in next door
to Magic Johnson. Where he live?
414
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:16,363
Please, 1.5 million in LA won't
get us near Magic Johnson.
415
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:19,263
Well, maybe it'll get us next to
one of the Magic Johnson
theaters.
416
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:22,162
Mm maybe it'll get us next door
to Dwayne Johnson.
417
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,198
The Rock?
418
00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:25,959
No, my cousin Dwayne Johnson,
the garbage man.
419
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,720
You know, he doesn't live in
Beverly Hills but he lives
420
00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:30,515
Beverly Hills adjacent.
421
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,552
You know I could see myself
livin' there.
422
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,864
I could be a real housewife of
Beverly Hills....
423
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,590
adjacent.
424
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,799
And I'll be adjacent to a pair
of handcuffs when I get pulled
over backin' out of
425
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,318
my own driveway.
426
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,423
[Audience laughter]
427
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:44,046
I don't know. Maybe we could try
Marina del Rey?
428
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:47,394
Mm, okay. Get a little high rise
by the water.
429
00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:49,983
Women runnin' around in all them
little bikinis 'n thangs.
430
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,330
It'd be but no, definitely not.
431
00:15:52,365 --> 00:15:54,746
Definitely not. You know a I
don't even like the ocean smell
anyway.
432
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:58,129
Mm hm. Why do we have to move
anywhere, Tony? Why can't we
just
433
00:15:58,164 --> 00:15:59,786
stay here?
434
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,582
And live amongst a bunch of
thousandaires? C'mon Lisa, we
better than that.
435
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:05,861
Yeah but if we move we're gonna
have to pay capitol gains tax.
436
00:16:05,895 --> 00:16:08,312
The man always finds a way to
get in our pockets.
437
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:12,109
Hm. Yeah, maybe we should just
sleep on it and come up with
something in the morning.
438
00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:13,765
Sleep. Who can sleep?
439
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,802
You know what? Why don't you
throw on that Rastafarian wig
and you can show
440
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:17,804
Tony how Lisa got her groove
back.
441
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,048
[Instrumental Music]
442
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,843
I don't know, Vivian. Lisa and I
have had a chance to think about
it and we don't
443
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,190
think selling is the right thing
to do.
444
00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:25,915
He's right, Viv.
445
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,815
Lisa, what are you talking
about? You're not breaking the
code.
446
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:31,542
Remember the ABC's: Always Be
closing?
447
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:34,890
Yeah, but I didn't mean My
house.
448
00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,272
Look Viv, I'm sure there's other
innocent victims that you can
use your
449
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,136
predatory practice to get
commission on.
450
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,829
Ugh, alright well ca can we at
least just have a conversation
with the buyer?
451
00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:45,383
Maybe we can get him to increase
his offer.
452
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:46,557
More than 1.5?
453
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:47,558
You never know.
454
00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:49,422
[Door knocking]
Oh, he's here now.
455
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:51,217
Hm.
456
00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:53,909
Hello!
457
00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:56,015
[French accent] My name is
Lawrence Leimert Parker.
458
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,361
My muzer was French.
459
00:16:57,395 --> 00:16:58,258
- [Audience laughter]
- [ Lisa] Oh.
460
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,673
I'm Tony Stallworth.
461
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,089
It's a pleasure.
462
00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:02,642
Welcome back, Lawrence.
463
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:04,092
Hello, Lawrence.
464
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:07,474
Um, got a bit of bad news.
465
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:09,131
I'm sorry,
466
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,443
Have we met?
467
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:13,032
Ya Mon! Boop--
468
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,103
- Ya Mon?
- Boop boop, yep.
469
00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:16,276
Long story.
470
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:20,177
- So look um, we've had a change
of heart.
- Mm hm.
471
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,282
Well what she means to say is um
472
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,870
we're entertaining other offers.
473
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,459
Well I'm fully prepared to
increase my offer.
474
00:17:26,493 --> 00:17:28,185
- Really?
- Oh.
- Absolutely.
475
00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:31,567
After I tear down this place
down and build a more suitable
house for this lot.
476
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:32,741
A suitable?
477
00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:34,605
No offense it's just that this
area
478
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:35,640
is up and coming.
479
00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:38,609
As a matter of fact it's
considered an historical
480
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:39,920
district.
481
00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,440
Aw in that case 1.5 definitely
won't cut it.
482
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,856
Well that was just my starting
offer. How about I double it?
483
00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:45,961
[In unison]
Sold.
484
00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:47,376
Ooh damn, I'm good.
485
00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,964
Let's get escrow open right
away.
486
00:17:48,998 --> 00:17:52,036
Well I was thinking we could
forgo the escrow and I could
487
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,934
pay it off in one lump sum.
488
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,316
Oah Lord Jesus, we are comin' up
again.
489
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,077
In the words of a very famous
Oscar winner,
490
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,285
"show me the money."
491
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:00,562
Show me the commission.
492
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,598
- Whew!
- I can't believe this is
happening.
493
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:06,533
Now this time, let's make sure
that your sisters do not get the
forwarding address.
494
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,156
Eh they'll probably just pick up
the scent.
495
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,122
[Audience laughter]
496
00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:11,090
But all I would need,
497
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,885
is for someone to provide me
with a digital wallet so I can
deposit
498
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,543
- your funds immediately.
- Wait what?
499
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:20,271
- Digital wallet?
- Yeah. That's the only way to
transfer Litcoin.
500
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:21,962
Litcoin?
501
00:18:21,997 --> 00:18:23,723
You didn't think I was gonna pay
you in cash, did you? I mean
502
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,105
Litcoin is the future.
503
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,761
[Audience laughter]
504
00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,418
Lawrence you seem like a nice
guy so I'm gonna give you 30
seconds to get up
505
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:31,455
out my livin' room before I
light your ass up.
506
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:36,011
[Chuckling]
507
00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:37,840
[Audience laughter]
508
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,533
How about I make it 3.5?
509
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:43,225
One Mississippi. Two
Mississippi. Three Mississippi.
510
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,088
[Music Sting]
511
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,711
[Instrumental Music]
512
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:50,336
Man, I gotta tell ya, as much as
I hate takin' advice from
Donnie's chunky ass,
513
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,752
I gotta admit, that Litcoin was
a good investment, man.
514
00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:56,411
I sold mine and I made 20% of my
money, man.
515
00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:58,551
Tone, how'd you do?
516
00:18:58,585 --> 00:18:59,862
I don't want to talk about it.
517
00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:01,864
[Chuckles] Took a loss, huh?
518
00:19:01,899 --> 00:19:04,419
If you must know, I broke even.
519
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:08,250
But if I'd a let my investment
ride, it'd be close to a million
dollars.
520
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:12,151
Damn man, Tone man, you gotta
feel like you look right now.
521
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,152
Like a jackass.
522
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,740
[Laughter]
523
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,226
Hey hey, what's up, y'all?
524
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,573
Oh Rod, what up, man?
- What's up, boy?
525
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,091
So Tony,
526
00:19:22,126 --> 00:19:24,646
now you seen the price of
Litcoin that went up, huh?
527
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,648
Maybe next time you'll listen to
your boy.
528
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,237
Okay, okay, a brother messed up.
You don't need to throw it in my
face.
529
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:29,927
[Domino drops]
530
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:30,962
Donnie man, how did you do?
531
00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,688
Oah man, talk about a come up.
532
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:35,588
So Litcoin is up over like
1,000% right now.
533
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:37,176
Now I didn't sell,
534
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,108
- but I'm thinkin' about
sellin'.
- Okay.
535
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,594
Alright, How much did you
invest?
536
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:42,353
A dollar.
537
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:43,699
[Laughter]
538
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:45,598
So you mean you won $10.
539
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,979
Well I mean you know, I told ya
I went all in.
540
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,153
[Audience laughter]
541
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,845
[Chuckling] Wait a minute, but
you owe me $20
542
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,433
for the edge-up last week.
543
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,746
- Look Rodney, you ain't gotta
be like that bro.
- Oh I'm like that.
544
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,369
[Door closes]
Greetings...
545
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,164
poor people,
546
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,304
[Audience laughter]
547
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,099
Melinda, what are you doing
here?
548
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:07,067
[British accent] Oh I just
stopped by to let you know I'll
be using a few personal days
549
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:09,518
to go on a mini vacay.
550
00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:12,038
Where are you going, aaah?
551
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:13,384
That's personal!
552
00:20:13,419 --> 00:20:16,353
Oh, thanks for puttin' your girl
on to Litcoin. Ah ha ha.
553
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,251
Oh no, mah my pleasure. My
pleasure.
554
00:20:18,286 --> 00:20:20,909
Um can I, can I get a cut?
555
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,567
Hm, no. See that's between you
and Rodney.
556
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:25,534
Uh hm, handle that. [Chuckles]
557
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:28,537
Mr. Stallworth I just wanna let
you know if you need me,
558
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:32,852
I'm a be wine tastin' in Solvang
for the weekend. [Chuckles]
559
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:33,991
[Clears throat]
560
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,855
Boy toy!
561
00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:39,099
[Audience laughter]
562
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:42,310
[Maniacal laughter]
563
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:43,690
On second thought, I quit.
564
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,899
Ah hah!
565
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:47,729
I'm just jokin', Mr. Stallworth.
I'll be there on Monday.
566
00:20:47,763 --> 00:20:50,249
[Audience laughter]
567
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,629
[Instrumental Music]
568
00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:55,909
[Instrumental Music]
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