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[Instrumental Music]

Tony!
Tony!

What's going on Lisa?

Devin! Devin, get in here, baby.

Mom, I
swear it wasn't me.

Uh oh, what'd the
boy do now?

Keep your belt on Tony.

Yeah Dad, I'm almost
grown.

Almost grown. That means I
might only have one good
ass whoopin' left.

Devin got a letter from
Howard!

Howard who?

I got a letter from
Dwight Howard?

What that crybaby want?

Howard University!

Ah, yeah. I remember my
first college rejection
letter.

How do you know it's
gonna be a rejection letter?

Open it then smart-ass.

Dear Devin...

That's how it starts.

Go ahead baby, go ahead, go
ahead.

Congratulations! We are pleased
to inform you that

you have admission to
Howard University!

Yeah, sorry brother.
You know sometimes...

Wait a minute...

Congratula... give
me that!

Oh my goodness! My baby is
going to college!

Oh man! I always knew
you'd get in.

But Dad you just said-

Hey, quiet boy, you're
brilliant, you're a Stallworth!

I would not expect
anything less!

Is it me... or did you not
go to college?

I went to the school of
hard-knocks and I busted my
hump so that you can get in.

Aren't you excited honey?

I mean, yeah, it's aight.

It's "aight"?

College is, is kind of a big
deal!

I know, mom, but can we wait to
hear from all the other

colleges I applied
to before I decide?

Whaaat, look at him.
Okay, that's my son. Haha!

Weighing his options.
Playing the field.
[Laughing]

Who are we kidding Lisa, I've
seen his GPA. He ain't getting
into no more schools.

We need to accept this
before they send out
a retraction letter.

Tony!

*Woke up and my
wife said to me

*The bill collectors
won't let me be

*Kids keep talking
back to me

*Family Time

*Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time

[Instrumental Music]
[Door bell]

Well if you did your own
laundry, you would know where
your stuff is Tony.

[ Screams ]
Shauna Wilbourne!

Hey Lisa...

Look at you! You look just like
you did before.

Come on in girl. You look
beautiful.

Aww, oh, Lisa this is nice.

Thank you so much for
letting me crash here.

Oh girl, please. You know we go
back like rocking chairs.

[Laughing]

I can't wait to see how
big your kids got.

Oh, you know what, you'll
see Devin. He's
preparing for college.

- Wow!
- But Ebony's away on
some school retreat-

Come on Lisa stop playing! I
need some clean drawers!

Tony! We have company.

Oh hey! You must be
Shauna. I've heard so much
about you.

And this must be Dennis.

Who the hell is Dennis, Lisa?

I'm joking. I heard so
much about you, too, Tony.

Ah, well, can you help her
with her bags?

That's quite alright.
They train us to handle
our own bags.

Oh, that's right.
You're in the Army.

Uh... it's the
Marines, actually.

Okay.
What's the difference?

The Marines are who you call
on when it's something the
Army can't handle.

Oh, well can you handle taking a
seat?

Gettin' relaxed?

Yeah, take a load off. Any
friend of Lisa's is a
friend of mine.

Stay as long as you like.
But if you're on some
secret mission

or something, then you need to
let us in on it, you hear?

Well can you go on a little
secret mission and find those
drawers you was looking for?

Copy that!

Lisa, the truth is I am
on a secret mission.

(Whispering) What? Really?

On a secret mission to crack
this bottle

of wine open and kick it with my
girl!

You crazy!

- Awe I missed you!
Girl, it's not?
- It's not that good.

- Well, then why'd you bring it?
- It's cheap.

[Instrumental Music]

Hey Devin.

I know, I know, I'm not
supposed to be in the
man cave. I'll leave.

No, no, no. Keep playing
your video game.

See this is the man cave.
And now that you're a
man, this is our space.

Our space?
Dad, what's going on?

Nothing. I just want to let
you know that I'm very proud

that you got four
acceptance letters already.

And I'm just curious
as to which way
you were leaning.

I don't know, I haven't thought
much about it.

Why?

No reason. No, no reason at all.
You know, I'm just curious. It's
your future.

You know, not like I'm going so
it don't really matter to me.

What game is this?

- This one-
- Whatchu think about
Howard?

To keep it all the way 100
with you?

I don't think he should
have left Orlando.

He wasn't worthy of the
purple and gold.

I'm talking about Howard
University, son.

Oh, what about it?

I think that might be the
right choice for you.

You know, I'm sure these
other schools are fine,

but Howard has
some good programs.

So does San Diego.

Yeah but Howard
has more-

Black people? You're so obvious,
dad. I know you want me to go to
an HBCU.

What? Who, me? What's
wrong with an HBCU?

And what's wrong with a
non-HBCU?

Nothing. I just want you
to be exposed to
your own culture.

Dad, I live in a household
with black parents, a
black sister,

and a whole bunch of
black folks that show up
here unannounced.

I think I'm exposed
to my culture.

Yeah that's a good point.
It's a good point.

Look, I'm not trying to
sway your decision...

but look when you go to
orientation and you see
all them sisters

walking across campus
looking like Clydesdales,
you gonna thank me.

Dad, don't worry. I'm not
leaning towards a black
college or a white college.

What you thinking
about, the University of
Mexico?

Actually I'm not
thinking about going to
college at all.

I'm sorry, could you run
that by me again?

Dad, I said I'm-

Wait, wait one second.
(CALLS OUT) LISA!

Momma gonna want
to hear this.
(CALLS OUT) LISA!

What? What is it Tony?
We're down there looking
at our old yearbook.

Uh yeah, this is a little bit
more important.

Why don't you come on
down here for a second.

Devin, ah, could you
repeat what you just said?

What is it? What?
What is it, Devin?

Mom, Dad, I do realize
college is very important.

But I also realize that
it's not for everybody.

Not for everybody who
didn't get accepted.

What are you talking about
Devin? What are you trying
to say?

Could you put that video
game down while we're
talking please?

Actually the video game is
a big part of it.

I don't think I want to go
to college and

I want to become a
professional video game
player.

[Both Yell]
What?

Oh hell no! You are not
going to be sitting around

playing video games
all your damn life.

Your black ass will be
getting a job.

Dad! Video games can be
a real job!

Don't you realize how much
money people are making
playing E-Sports?

The video game industry
is a billion dollar
industry!

Well until you bring in a
billion dollar check, your black
ass will be going to college.

What happened to
everything we've always
talked about Devin?

You being a doctor or a
lawyer?

Those are all things you
wanted for me.

Boy has a point there,
Lisa.

As irresponsible as he is, I
wouldn't want him operating
on me.

Ok. Well, isn't that the point
of college? To try different

things to figure out what you
wanna do?

But if I know I don't want
to go, why take up the space
of somebody who does?

Oh, now you want to be
morally responsible?

Where's that attitude when
it's time to take out the
trash and do the dishes?

Okay, alright you know
what?

I know it's a really
stressful time honey, why
don't you just think

about everything you're
saying right now and
then we can just

we can talk about
it later, okay?

Alright.

Yeah, we'll talk later.
It's a good point.
Mm-hmm.

Sure thing you relax.
But um...

No more video games until
that time.

[Controller Cord Rips
And Smacks The Floor]

So you just gonna
break the thing?

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Tony, will you come to
bed already?

Oh, I can't sleep Lisa.

That boy gets accepted
to four universities,

which is an amazing feat
as it is, and he doesn't
even want to go.

Well you didin't go and
you turned out fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah but I had
hustle. The boy lacks
street smarts, Lisa.

Well, what do you want him
to be, the leader of a
gang?

Well at least being a
leader of a gang,
he'd have

organizational skills,
hustle, and commitment.

Well if that's all you want
from him, we may as well
ship him off to the military.

You know what, that's not
a bad idea.

Are you crazy? You
lost your mind?

I'm not sending my
son to the military.

Of course not. But how
'bout we give him a
glimpse of that life?

What are you talking
about Tony?

We'll have him sit down
with Shauna.

She'll start sharing all
her little awful war stories,

scare that boy straight
to Howard.

Or Oregon.
Or San Diego.

Or Howard.

Goodnight.

[Scoffs]

[Instrumental Music]

Hey!

Look at you, Devin.
All grown up.

Ah-ow!

I can't believe Lisa has
a high school senior on
her hands.

Yeah, I'm just glad
school's over soon.

What do you mean, over? It's
just getting started.

You're about to
be a big college man.

I see what this is.
Mom and dad put you up
to talking to me.

Yeah. Sort of. But listen,
when I was your age, I
felt exactly like you do.

I know, I know. And
then you went to
college with my mom

and it was the best
decision of your life,
blah blah blah.

No, I went to high school with
your mom. I didn't go to college
after high school.

You didn't?

No, I didn't think it
was for me.

I went to school later
in my 20's and
I loved it then.

What made you
decide to go then?

Well, after you serve for
a while, they pay for
your college.

And what I loved the
most about it--

Wait.

What do you mean,
they, they pay for
your college?

Well when you enlist in
the military, free education
is part of the deal.

There's some other
cool perks, too.

Like what?

I mean you travel the world,
you meet a lot of people, and
you learn new languages-

Did you ever get
to fire a weapon?

Every one they had. In
training, you have to.

Dang, the military sounds
hella cool.

Well, there's also the
other side of it. You
have to-

Wait... did you ever get
to play video games?

I mean yeah, there's a
lot of downtime.

I hear you,
Miss Shauna.

I think I'm
gonna join the military.

Oh! Devin! No, that's
not what I meant!

I was just trying to tell
you.. . Oh boy.

[Instrumental Music]

[Lisa] You told my son
to join the Army?!

Actually, it's the Marines,
but I didn't tell him to join.

Well, what did you tell
him, hmm? Inquiring
minds wanna know.

I just told him about my
personal experience and

the next thing I know, the
boy's ready to go enlist.

Well you need to
go undo whatever
it is you did

because there's no
way my son is
going off to war.

There's a lot of military
careers besides the
front line, Lisa.

Oh, oh look Lisa,
she's doing it again.

What, you trying to get
us to join now?

Yeah, I guess you were
on a secret mission.
To recruit my son.

Well, it's not gonna
work, Shauna. My son is
going to an HBCU.

Or San Diego or Oregon.

Whatever, Lisa.

You know, I had no interest in
recruiting your son,

but at this point, I'm starting
to get offended.

What's wrong with being
in the military? I've
made a great career out of it.

Okay. We did not mean to
offend you. I'm sure the
military is a great choice

for some people, it's just not a
good choice for Devin.

How do you know?

Well, he's expressed great
interest in being a video
gamer.

That's also not the right choice
for Devin.

But how do you
know? I think you two are a
little too involved in this.

Too involved?
He's our son!

Okay, okay, let me put it
to you another way. Do
you remember being 17?

Hell yeah, I remember that.

All I could
think about was hot cars,
and fine-ass women

Woman... one fine-ass
woman.

And during that time, did
you want your parents making
all your decisions for you?

Well no, I really didn't. I
wanted to be a Laker's
girl but

my dad wasn't having it.
Just wasn't having it.

That's cause your daddy
remembers them Wilt
Chamberlain Laker's.

Listen, I don't have a horse in
this race. I'm just saying, as
an outsider looking in,

you've made yourself heard.
Now maybe you should just let
him make his own decision.

Yeah, and maybe he'll
decide to go to an HBCU.

Or San Diego. Or Oregon.

Alright look, I just
always saw him going to an
HBCU.

Following in the footsteps
of Martin Luther King, Spike
Lee, and Puff Daddy.

Yeah, and I always saw him
as a brain surgeon or a hot shot
attorney like Johnny Cochran.

Well, maybe he'll be one
of those things. But it's
gotta be his choice.

Maybe he'll choose an
HBCU.

Or San Diego. Or Oregon.

[Instrumental Music]

[Instrumental Music]

Hey Devin.

Oh hey, dad. What's
going on?

Oh not much, just wanted
to have a quick
conversation with you.

I've been doing some
thinking and... maybe
you're right.

You don't want to be a
lawyer or a doctor.

Exactly. It sounds like a
whole bunch of boring work.

Yeah, yeah, but besides all
that money you make?
Who needs that?

Uh, dad, money's
not everything.

Really? If it isn't everything,
then why you always hit me
up for some?

Ah, I only hit you up to
spend your money.

I hit you up so you can
drive me to the mall so I
can spend your money,

and I hit you up for your
bank account numbers so I
can get more money.

Okay, alright, alright, we're
getting off the point here.

What's the point?

The point is, there are
other careers other than
just a doctor and a lawyer.

Yeah, like a video game
player or the military.

Yeah, yeah, thats true
but, um, how about a
mechanic? Huh?

Eh? Spend all day working
on cars? You like cars
right?

I think I would like a car
more if you would
buy me one.

Okay, that's not going
to happen.

How about a teacher. Now
that is a very noble
career son!

The children are
our future!

Uh, Dad you really want
me to teach some
kids some stuff?

That's a good point.

Oh! How about this...
professional athlete? Ah?

That ship sailed
a long time ago.

How about at least
a referee?

I think I'd be
too easy to bribe.

Fair point.

Oh! How 'bout you just
go into construction like
your old man, huh?

Eh, no offense dad, but
that sounds like
a whole lot of work.

And the military
ain't a whole lot of work?

At least you can fire a gun.

- You can fire a nail gun.
- Mmm...

Hey, what are you
guys talking about?

Nothing. Just Dad trying to
sell me on some careers.

No, no. Not sell.

I'm just having a
conversation with the boy.

Tony, you need to
stop pressuring Devin.

Here baby, I
made you a sandwich.

Thanks, mom.

Mm-oh! And oops...

looks like I just happened
to leave this brochure
about how to become a fireman

laying right there,
you see?

Really? Really? You want our
boy to be a firefighter?

If that just so happens to
be what he wants to
do, then yeah!

I mean after all,
they are heroes.

Can you imagine?

Devin tryin' to save us if
this house was burning
down or something?

He wheezes just
goin' down the stairs.

Whatever. Please, they sleep
most of the day, Tony.

How often are
there fires anyway, Tony?
Seriously?

If this place was on fire would
you want Devin, to come rescue
us?

I'm telling you there's rarely
any fires.

Answer the question.

[Both talking]

Look what you did Tony!

-Me?
-You chased Devin away.

You know what, I know just the
person to handle this.

Hey Dad, how's it going? You
think you could come by the
house,

a little bit later? We have a
situation.

Appreciate it. Watch this.

[Instrumental Music]

Hey Devin.

'Sup, dad?

Oh, not much, just wanted to
have a quick conversation with
ya.

I've been doing some thinking,
and you know what,

you're right.

Right?

I'm never right.

What's going on, dad?

I think that the
military might be the
right move for you.

Especially the way you
blowing these guys' heads
off in this video game.

I just want to let you know,
that's what you decide,
you have my total support.

Really, dad?

Absolutely.

Besides, I think any job
is better than sitting
around on your ass

playing video
games all day.

Good 'Cause I already
went and saw a recruiter.

A recruiter? Did you
sign anything?

No, of course not.

I can't sign
until I turn 18.

Oh thank God.

I, I mean cool, cool,
that's cool, cool.

[Door bell]

I wonder who that
could be.

Dad! What a pleasant surprise.

Boy, what the hell
you talking about?

- You told me to-
Ah, ah, ah!

Hey uh, Devin, put the
game down and say
hi to your grandpa.

Hey, grandpa.

Well, how's it
going, Devin?

I'm good.

Good? You mean great.

Tell him about how many
schools you got accepted to.

Not that many. Just four.

Oh, that's great, I'm
glad to hear it.

MM-hmm. One of them
is Howard, dad.

Oh, well he doesn't
need to be going
to an HBCU.

Why not?

He gets enough of the
black experience around here.

Dad, whose side are you on?

I'm on the side
of both of you.

Which school are
going to boy?

Mm, this is gonna be
good. Tell him.

Actually, I'm not going
to college. I'm going
to the military.

What do you
think of that, dad? Huh?

I think that's great.

Exactly! What? Huh?
You think it's what?

Yeah, it'll make a
man out of him!

[Gasps]
Dad, what're you sayin'?

See, Grandpa get's it.

I'ma do great
in the military.

Yes, you will. The
military builds character.

And I get to see
the world, and-

And you get to
learn discipline.

Gettin' up at 5 A.M.,
running drills.

5am? What part of the game
is that?

You'e seen the
commercials.

They do more before 8 A.M.
than most people do all day.

But I thought that was
'cause they're in a
different time zone.

Yeah, this boy'll get
into shape fast.

Nothing like carrying a
backpack up the side of a

steep mountain
weighing 50 pounds.

- Mm-hmm.
- Like that?
- Just like that!

Mm-hmm. And what if you
get stationed in the
Middle East? Oh man, that's

easy 110, 150, 60 degrees.

Ah but listen,
it's not all bad.

You don't have but a
couple of years to do, unless...

Unless what?

You know.

You've seen them war movies.

But I like my legs.

Man your legs are
a small price to pay
for being a hero.

And what you need
your legs for anyway?

You'll get shipped home
early, then you can sit

around all day on your
ass, playing video games.

Well, what I was saying is
that I was thinking about
going into the military,

but I think I should let
all my other options play
out, you know.

'Cause college isn't
that bad of an idea either.

Nah, the military'll
pay for your college.

- He needs to sign up
tomorrow.
- Mm-hmm.

See but I can't
because I'm not 18.

That's fine, I'll sign
as your legal guardian.

And then the day after your
18th birthday, you'll ship out.

Ship out where?

Wherever the
country needs you.

Nothing like bonding with
your best friend in a ditch,

waiting for the
enemy to strike.

Uh, mom?

Yeah, I- I'm coming, right
away! Right away!

I didn't hear nothing.

Dad, you're getting old
and your hearing's
going bad.

Mom needs me. I'll be
right there mom.

[Chuckling]

That worked great.

Yes and it worked on you.

Hey!

[Instrumental Music]

How much longer you
gonna do, Shauna?

Well I got four more
years and then
I'm looking at a fat

retirement check and
free benefits for life.

Mm! I'll toast to that.

[All] HooRah!

[Laughing]

Alright, alright. At ease, at
ease.

Mom, Dad, can I holla
at ya'll for a moment?

What's on your mind, soldier?

Um yeah, about that.

I don't think the
military is for me.

- No offense.
- Oh, none taken.

Come on! The punches!
Stand down.

[Laughing]

Really, Devin?

Yeah I think I should just
explore my options in college.

Hmm, College...

Sounds like a very
smart choice.

Now listen, if you wanna
go to San Diego,

Oregon, you have my
full support.

Actually, I was
thinking Howard.

Cancel the DNA
test, that is my son.

-Stop.
-So proud.

Why the sudden change, honey?

I went on Howard's
website and they have a great
video game design program.

Did you know they
teach more than
just Black History classes?

Uh yeah, it's an
accredited university, son.

You know what, Devin?

I took the military as my
career path, but

I think you're gonna be
really happy at Howard.

Yeah, I think so, too.

Oh, my little boy is
going to college!

Whoo! I need to grab another
bottle.

I need the little girl's room.

[Chuckling]

Alright, now that your mama's
gone, you can tell me the truth.

You went online and saw them

homecoming photo's from
Howard, didn't you?

- You better know it.
- I know it!

Nothing but dime-pieces!

You gonna be
swimming in that!

- You already know!
- You gonna have a good
time.

You gonna have
a good time.

You want some wine?
You ain 't that old.
Take off.

[Instrumental Music]