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[Instrumental music]
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Hey, Lisa! I got it!
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I got it!
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Mm, well stay away from
me cause the last time
you got it, I got it.
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I'm not talking about pink eye.
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I'm talking about
the black card.
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What? What you talking about?
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I applied for the Circle One
Wesley Snipes black card.
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Wow! Baby, you
actually got approved?
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Yes, that's I said.
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I better hurry up
and activate it before they
realize they made a mistake.
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Oh, Tony! You know I've
been wanting to redecorate!
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We could get new carpet,
new window treatments.
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Oh! And I, oh, oh,
I saw these shoes.
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They are so nice, Tony,
they got the black bottom...
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. Slow
down. This is the Wesley
Snipes black card.
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Once they take out for taxes
there ain't gonna be much left.
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Come on, Tony, live a little!
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Our time on earth is limited.
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Mm hm. So is our credit.
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Now it took us five years
to get our credit straight.
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I'm not going back in the red.
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I mean, we got the card, so
obviously we're in the black.
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Mm. I'm trying to
stay in the black.
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I'm talking Black Panther black.
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Hey, power to the people.
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Aight, like I said,
all right, we're going to
hold it for emergencies only.
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At some point, we make a small
purchase, pay it off in full,
and then watch our score soar.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Who's that? They're
probably coming to
repossess the black card.
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No, silly. I think it's Rachel.
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Why don't she just use the
doggie door in the back?
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Tony, stop it!
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What she want anyway?
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It's my sister and she does not
need a reason to come over.
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Yeah. I wish we could find
somebody to repossess her.
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♪ Woke up and my wife said to me
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♪ The bill collectors
won't let me be
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♪ Kids keep talking back to me
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♪ Family Time
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♪ Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time
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[Instrumental music]
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Hey, Sis!
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Hey. So, what's
the exciting news?
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Girl, I got invited to
the event of the year!
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The Black and White Cotillion?
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Girl, no. That's whack.
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I'm going to the Mayor's
Ball on Thursday night.
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The Player's Ball?
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No. Classier than
that. The Mayor's Ball.
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Oh! That's exciting!
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Mm hm.
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What are you going to wear?
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I don't know.
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Because you know I can't just
buy something off the rack and
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have two or three versions of
me walking around, you know?
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Well, you're running
out of options. It's
only a few days left.
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I know.
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That's why I'm here.
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I need to borrow your cute
little gold sequin clutch.
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Borrow? I learned a long time
ago not to loan you anything I
can't afford to just give away.
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Oh, so you're going to let me
keep it! That is so sweet!
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Thank you, Sis!
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Because there's this
designer website and you bid
on things like an auction.
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And then they send the winner
the outfit within one day and
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there's a dress on there
that matches perfectly
with your clutch.
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Oh, well as long as you
don't need to borrow
a dress, then cool.
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Don't worry. I would
never borrow one of
your whack dresses.
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Oh. Well, that's good,
because I wouldn't want it
returned with stretch marks.
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Whatever.
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I already started a bid on the
dress and they only have one
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more in my size, so I just need
to check the site and see how
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the bidding is going.
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[Gasps] Oh yes! All the bids
are closed! I got the dress!
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Hey! She got the dress!
She got the dress!
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That's great. So,
what happens next?
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Oh, just, just the real, real
reason why I came by. It's just
nothing big. I just um,
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can you let me hold
nine hundred dollars?
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Nine hundred
dollars for a dress?
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Actually, it's nine
hundred and ninety-three
dollars to be exact.
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But um, but don't trip because
I'm planning on returning
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the dress as good as new
and getting your money back.
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You are the guru of returns.
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What? You're the one that taught
me how to tape the bottom of my
shoes, Miss Bad and Bougie.
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Oh, yeah, well but no.
Okay, Rachel! I can't
help you with this.
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I don't have just a spare
nine hundred dollars
just laying around!
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Well, why don't you just
put it on your card?
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What card?
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This one.
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Don't be going through my stuff.
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Don't be leaving your
stuff out in the open.
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No. I am so sorry. This card
is only for emergencies.
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Whew. Thank God. Because
is this an emergency.
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I gots to have that dress.
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No. No. I cannot do it.
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Won't do it. No, Rachel.
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Oh, okay. I guess I should
have not had your back
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when you accidentally washed
Tony's Magic Johnson jersey,
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knowing how much he loves the
Lakers. It was autographed and
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everything and he'll never
really know that that was my
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handwriting.
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Unless of course...
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Okay! I see what this is.
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Blackmail for the black card.
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Fine, Rachel. I'll do this for
you this time, but honestly, you
really better give me my money.
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Don't worry, Rhianna,
calm down.
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But since you're in such
a giving mood, what about
these shoes, though?
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Can I go on and get
those on the card, too?
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Don't press your luck.
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[Instrumental music]
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Big Ton'!
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When will you learn to knock?
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Uh, never-you-worry
thirty-third.
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Anyway, I got a solution
to your problem.
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What problem is that?
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You got an anniversary
coming up, right?
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Yeah, I was thinking about why
that's any of your business.
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Well, a happy wife ensures
that I'm going to get some
free meals on the regular.
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Do you have a point?
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Yeah, got somebody
I want you to meet.
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[Whistling]
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What it do, Family?
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Tony, this is D'Andre.
Go ahead, set everything
up on the table. man.
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Uh, nice to meet you D'Andre.
Donnie, could I talk to you over
here for a second, brother?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Who is this bootleg
negro setting up a swap
meet on my kitchen table?
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Oh that's D'Andre. He works
down at the car wash.
Everybody know him.
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Everybody but me.
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Tell him he gotta kick rocks.
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All right.
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Hey, D'Andre, show
Ton' what you got!
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Okay! Now, Ton', or is it
Tony? Should I call you Tony?
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Whatever you what. What you got?
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I got what you need!
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I need you to get out.
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Now I got everything
except that.
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Now look, maybe I could
interest you in a vintage terry
cloth Karl Kanai sweat suit.
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Feel that.
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Terry cloth?
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Come on, Ton'! Don't
knock it, man. Terry
cloth is on the comeback.
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And it's environmentally
friendly.
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Mm hm.
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Okay, bro, the gift
is for my wife.
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Why you ain't say something?
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She like Timbs?
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Man, hell no.
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Okay, okay. I was just fishing.
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Maybe, perhaps, I could
interest you in this uh,
nice four-fingered ring.
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Look at that.
That's a fist ring.
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Get out.
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Tony, D'Andre, look, show
him the stuff we were
talking about earlier.
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The secret stash.
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Oh, she smoke! Okay!
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No!
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The other thing.
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Okay.
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Check this out.
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Look at that.
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Is that a stole?
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And you can get it for a steal.
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But it's pink.
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Stink pink.
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Man, your girl see
you show up with this right
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here, she gonna fall right
back in love with ya, what?
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Listen, D'Andre, we live
in Southern California.
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They throw paint on furs.
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Thus, the pink!
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You right. You right.
This ain't even you, man.
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I'm saving that for Kim
and Khloe and them anyway.
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But maybe, perhaps, I can
interest you in this nice
diamond encrusted broach.
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Now look, you're going to have
to check out the pave settings
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on that if you really just get
close in there.
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They really nice. You can
tell that the work is...
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Man, that's, that's
classy. That's really...
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Man, what did you do, rob
Home Shopping Network?
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Shh! Shh! Hey, don't
be telling! Telling!
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Hey! Check this out, man.
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Check out the pave
settings. It's pronounced pave.
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All right. Look, my wife ain't
really into skull and bones.
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Okay, look. I got the
perfect gift in mind already,
but thanks for dropping by.
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Okay, man. Well, in the future,
shall a gifting situation
present itself,
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my man Donnie know how
to get in touch with me.
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[Pager Beeping]
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Man, is that a pager?
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A two-way pager. Now look, I
don't mean to be short with you,
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but I got some potential paying
customers on the hook right now.
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And if you ain't
buying, I'm flying.
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You're clear for
take-off, Captain.
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Okay, fellas. It's been
real and it's been fun.
But it ain't been real fun.
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Donnie! Next week I should
have tortoiseshell Cazal
glasses that you ordered.
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Yeah, they should be in next
week just waiting on a delivery.
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That's what's up!
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Y'all be safe and
y'all be blessed.
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Donnie, what in the New
Jack Swing was that?
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He was cool. How come
you ain't buy nothing?
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Because my wife does not
need a hood-rat starter kit.
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Ah, look, man. I got
this under control for
my anniversary, okay?
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I'm going to hire me a
little private chef. Cook
a little romantic dinner.
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She gonna love it!
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Man, that's whack.
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Man, Lisa's way too
fly for that. You gotta
think outside the box.
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You should've got that shawl.
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Man, I had this chick one time,
she was so smitten with me.
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Did you just use the word
smitten with a straight face?
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Hey, she was what she was, Ton'.
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And she loved her some Donnie.
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Had a tattoo of me
all over her back.
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A tattoo?
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Yeah, you don't think
tattoos are sexy?
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Not with your face on it.
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Ah heh heh heh.
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Tattoo on a beautiful woman
done right? Tell me I'm wrong.
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Tattoos on a woman can be sexy.
Little hearts and butterflies.
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Or, even a flower.
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Tattoos on women can be
sexy. Just not on my woman.
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Why mess with perfection?
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Yeah, you're right. Lisa
is a picture of perfection.
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I could just see her
with a snake wrapped
all around them curves.
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Donnie, hand me that
knife over there?
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All right.
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I don't think I will.
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[Instrumental music]
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Oh, such a
pretty looking plant.
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You're doing really good.
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Did you get your dress?
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Mm, yeah. And it fits
tight and right. Mm.
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Nice.
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Now can you take a break
from all that domestic work?
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Watching you do all that
gardening is making me tired.
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It's actually very therapeutic.
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You should try it.
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I do all the gardening
I need at the produce
section of the supermarket.
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[Chuckling]
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Yeah, take the gloves off
and have some ice tea.
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You look like you can use
a little Long Island in your
ice tea. You all right, Sis?
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Oh yeah, naw, I'm good. I'm
just wracking my brain trying
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to figure out what to get
Tony for our anniversary.
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Oh, what about a better
personality, a good hairline,
a diet, more money? A divorce?
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Okay, yeah just...
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No we always surprise each
other with something special,
you know and I'm
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thinking, maybe a little crazy,
but what do you think if
I get a tattoo?
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Something to make him say "wow".
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00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,330
Mm, you went
from wow to ow.
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No, I mean, I don't know, I
think he might like it.
What do you think?
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I mean I'm not trying to,
you know, go through
all that pain for nothing.
246
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:51,167
Oh, it's not as bad as you
think. And I think a nice
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dainty little heart with his
initials in it would be cute.
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I mean it ain't like the tramp
stamp I ended up with when
I got faded in Tijuana.
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Ended up with bootiful on my
back instead of beautiful.
Se habla ingles my ass.
250
00:11:05,009 --> 00:11:07,736
Mm hm. Yeah, it's still back
there.
251
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A happy face under the O's.
252
00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,704
Oh, that's smart.
That's creative.
253
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[Instrumental music]
254
00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:34,521
You see that? See the
woman walked by, Tony,
with the little tattoo?
255
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You got a little, or you
got a crook in your neck?
256
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,249
What?
257
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,009
That little move you always
do. I know you saw her.
258
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:42,771
I did not see that woman with
the banging body. What tattoo?
259
00:11:42,805 --> 00:11:45,359
The one on her chest Tony.
You know you saw it!
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00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,190
I did not see that woman in the
green dress with the little
silver heels with the
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little three stars going this
way, the little anchor.
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I think it said "happy mom"
or something.
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Uh, I wasn't looking at her.
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Whatever. Did you like it?
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I think it worked on
her but, maybe we should
ask if she has any more.
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it might be a-
[Phone Ringing]
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You just...
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00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:06,415
Uh oh. Let me take
this call, Tony. It's
a little noisy in here.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Rachel, what's up? I'm
at dinner with Tony.
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Okay, okay, then I'll keep it
brief.
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There's been an accident.
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Oh my God! Are you okay?
274
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Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
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But uh, that dress,
it's totaled.
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What?
277
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:27,470
Uh, excuse me, can I
ask you a question?
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Did that hurt? You know, because
the way it looks, actually, you
know what? never mind.
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00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,613
Get out of here before
my wife comes back.
[Phone Ringing]
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Go on.
[Phone Ringing]
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Hello?
282
00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:43,383
Hello, Lynn from Wesley
Snipes Circle One black card
services. How may I help you?
283
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,247
Possible fraud alert?
284
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,594
Hell no, I ain't make no
nine-hundred-dollar charge.
285
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,596
What, oh, wait.
286
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:52,599
You know what? Never mind. I
think I know what happened.
287
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,497
Thanks for calling. All right.
288
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,610
Uh, who was that
on the phone, Tony?
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00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:05,301
Actually, it was the
credit card company.
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00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:06,647
Huh?
291
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:09,789
Mm hm. Something about a
nine-hundred-dollar charge.
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00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,549
No, no, no, no. No, no.
293
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,448
Well, so what, yeah, well,
I can, I can explain.
294
00:13:14,483 --> 00:13:17,106
No, no, no, no. No
need to explain.
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I think I know what happened.
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00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:21,145
You know what happened and
you're not, you're not mad?
297
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:23,526
No, of course not.
That's why I married you.
298
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My baby, always
thinking about others.
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Mm.
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00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:35,815
So, you um, you really liked
that lady's tattoo, huh, Tony?
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00:13:37,161 --> 00:13:38,231
Eh.
302
00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:41,786
[Instrumental music]
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Rachel! Where are... oh, hello.
304
00:13:46,273 --> 00:13:47,516
Uh, where are you?
305
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:50,899
You ain't slick sending
your tattoo artist
over here by herself.
306
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:54,316
I don't care how much damage
is done to the dress.
307
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:57,526
I want my money, Rachel. I'm
not playing. Call me back!
308
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,666
All right, okay, Lisa.
We're almost done.
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00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,531
Good, good. Because this
is really irritating.
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Okay, can you take a picture?
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Sure.
312
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,811
Oh, okay.
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- Got it?
- Oh!
314
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:11,367
It's pretty.
315
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:12,161
Is it pretty?
316
00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:12,679
It's pretty.
317
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:13,887
Let me see it. Let me, okay.
318
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:18,133
Oh my gosh! This really is!
319
00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:18,754
You like it?
320
00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:19,755
I like it!
321
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:24,760
It's really, it's really pretty.
But it's pretty incorrect!
322
00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,175
That says "Ride or Diet".
323
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,797
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
324
00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:28,868
- No, it doesn't.
- Look!
325
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,767
It's actually a cross
next to the "E". Okay?
326
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:36,427
Let me tell you something, you
seem like the spiritual type
to me, inspired me to do that.
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00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,393
You like it?
328
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:38,947
It says Ride or Diet.
329
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:41,397
I said I wanted it
to say Ride or Die!
330
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,641
Definitely Ride or Die, cross.
331
00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:47,748
It's a special thing that I
have, a lot of people don't
really know about it,
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00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:50,890
but it's like I can
sense things, you
know what I mean?
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00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,892
Are you, are you high?
334
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,653
Do you have brownies
or, oh yes, cookies!
335
00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:01,728
[Instrumental music]
336
00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:06,940
[Knocking]
337
00:15:10,357 --> 00:15:12,981
Oh, so I'm mad so now
you want to knock.
338
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,706
Okay, I get it, you're mad.
339
00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:19,194
I spilled wine on the dress,
I can't return it and I don't
have your money. Waa Waa Waa.
340
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,506
Oh, we will get back to
that, trust me we will.
341
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,750
But right now, I have
a much bigger problem.
342
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:26,132
Oh, see I told you
Daphne was the bomb!
343
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:30,930
The bomb? More like a bum.
Your little illiterate friend
needs to use spell check.
344
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,207
What are you talking about?
345
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,036
Read it!
346
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:38,144
Read it! I paid all that
money for what? A typo!
347
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,905
I have a tattoo typo on my back!
348
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,323
Oh, that is bad. Ride or Diet.
349
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:49,155
Well, look on the bright
side. I mean, Tony could
stand to drop a few pounds.
350
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:50,880
I'm gonna drop you.
351
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:55,195
[Instrumental music]
352
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:00,752
Hey, Tony, uh we need to talk.
353
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,513
Oh, Lord. What'd I do now?
354
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,620
Remember the other night when we
were in the restaurant and that
woman walked by with the tattoo?
355
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:09,830
Oh, are we still on this? Lisa,
I can assure you, I was not
356
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,005
looking at that woman in the
skin tight little black dress
357
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,006
with the little heart tattoos.
358
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,112
Looked like she
was Creole anyway, and I
don't like Creole women.
359
00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:17,804
Okay, can you just...will
you just listen?
360
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,807
I really need your honest
opinion. Seriously.
361
00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:24,293
Uh, what do you think
about women with tattoos?
362
00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:25,674
I'll just keep it one hundred.
363
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,332
I do not like tattoos on women.
364
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,300
Really? So, you don't think I
would like cute with one maybe?
365
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,026
Maybe, But I don't
think you should get one.
366
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,683
What happens when
gravity kicks in?
367
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,099
Cute little picture of Snoopy
would turn into Droopy.
368
00:16:37,134 --> 00:16:40,171
Look, if you're thinking
about it, don't do it.
369
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:44,072
What the hell, Lisa?
370
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,590
Ride or Diet?
371
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,110
Get used to it!
372
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,526
Well, at least it ain't Snoopy.
373
00:16:50,871 --> 00:16:54,427
[Instrumental music]
374
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,990
[Scatting]
375
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,580
Uh, why you sitting there
looking like your dog just died?
376
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:10,581
I don't have a dog.
377
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,755
I know. May he rest in peace.
378
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,274
Will you shut up?
379
00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:15,931
What happened? What'd you do?
380
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:19,176
I messed up and told Lisa that I
don't like women with tattoos.
381
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:21,350
So, what's wrong with
that? Everybody don't
382
00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:23,559
want their girl looking
like a mural in the hood.
383
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:28,150
Well, she surprised me and got
a tattoo for our anniversary.
384
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:29,876
What?
385
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,981
That's crazy.
386
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:37,711
Did she get it on her left cheek
or her right cheek or, you got a
picture that you could show me
387
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,886
for the purpose
of this conversation?
388
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,062
Picture my foot in your ass.
389
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:49,275
Now listen, I was trying to
be you know, honest. But I
think I hurt her feelings.
390
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:50,793
So, what are you
going to do to fix it?
391
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,347
Do what any husband would do.
392
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,245
What, go live on the other
side of town with your other
393
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,076
wife and kids and leave
me to raise your new ones?
394
00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,388
Morning.
395
00:17:59,423 --> 00:18:00,009
Hey.
396
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:03,806
Hey! What's up,
Tatiana? [Chuckling]
397
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:06,809
Donnie, uh, I need to talk
to Lisa for a moment, okay?
398
00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,328
So, what you trying to say?
399
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,330
Get out!
400
00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:12,021
I have never!
401
00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,993
Listen, uh, Lisa. I'm sorry.
402
00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:18,614
Okay-
403
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:22,894
Hey, hold, hold that thought
I got a long walk ahead of me.
404
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,863
Y'all got some milk?
Never mind, I'll find, I'll...
405
00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,211
Look, I was insensitive earlier.
406
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,730
Oh, Tony, you don't
have to apologize.
407
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,559
No, no, no, no. I, I want to.
408
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:35,390
And just to show you how sorry
I am, I have a tattoo artist
409
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,909
coming by to do a matching
tattoo without the typo.
410
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:40,291
Oh, no! Tony, you
don't have to do that.
411
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,430
Oh, but I want to.
412
00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:43,363
And I'm going to use the same
tattoo artist that you did.
413
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:45,710
Okay, you might not want
to do that, really, Tony.
414
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:48,748
The truth is, my tattoo
is not permanent.
415
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:50,750
What are you talking about?
416
00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:53,546
It's temporary, Tony.
It'll fade in two weeks.
417
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,065
Oh, thank God. Because
I'm scared of needles.
418
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,378
But I would have got
one for my Ride or Diet.
419
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,037
So, you uh, think I should
go ahead and call Daphne and
tell her that it's off, huh?
420
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:04,039
Well, you need to tell
Daphne to get her G.E.D.
421
00:19:04,073 --> 00:19:06,386
[Laughing]
If she could spell it.
422
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:07,456
I love you baby.
423
00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:09,251
- Love you too.
- Mm!
424
00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:11,529
My Ride or Diet.
425
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:12,944
[Instrumental music]
426
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:15,292
[Instrumental music]
427
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,439
Mm. There you go. Look at you!
428
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,268
Uh, do it. Don't hurt 'em.
429
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,269
Don't hurt 'em.
430
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:29,306
Mm. Now walk down slow,
don't hurt yourself.
431
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:29,996
Okay, you're right.
432
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,964
I do love you. Look at you.
Beautiful, baby, beautiful.
433
00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,414
I do have one quick
question, though.
434
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,727
What did you charge
to our credit card for
nine hundred dollars?
435
00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,004
Oh, what had happened was...
436
00:19:38,038 --> 00:19:39,178
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
437
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,283
You got me that flat
screen for the man cave!
438
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,388
Oh girl, you shouldn't have.
439
00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:43,803
Good, because I didn't.
440
00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:45,598
What was it, playoff tickets?
441
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:46,323
Nuh uh.
442
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:48,394
No? Well then what was it?
443
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:50,741
A dress.
444
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:54,158
I think it compliments
your skin tone.
445
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,470
I don't get it.
446
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:57,437
Long story. Long story.
447
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:58,921
I'll explain it over dinner.
448
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,164
Where we going, Baby?
449
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,993
Chateau Anthony.
450
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:03,754
[Speaking French]
451
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:05,652
What?
452
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:06,826
I may have said it
wrong. Just come on.
453
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,241
Okay.
454
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:13,695
Oh, my goodness!
455
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:14,627
Yes Lord.
456
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,318
Wow!
457
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,769
This is amazing!
458
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:19,839
You do know that.
459
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:21,289
- Come on, let's get
some of this here.
- So romantic!
460
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:23,187
[Vocalizing]
461
00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:24,223
Thank you.
462
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:26,225
- It's like in the movies.
- Mm hm.
463
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,503
- Wow.
- Yes, Lord.
464
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:29,918
You like that there?
465
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,402
Yes, this is beautiful.
466
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:32,817
Happy Anniversary, my love.
467
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:34,543
Happy Anniversary.
468
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:35,130
Excuse me.
469
00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:35,958
- Tony.
- Baby, come here.
470
00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:36,821
Mm.
471
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:37,719
Thank you, baby.
472
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,479
Now do your thing.
473
00:20:40,549 --> 00:20:41,826
Mm hm.
474
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:43,345
Yeah.
475
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,933
This looks so good.
476
00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:46,279
It looks, it looks like
it's red meat, Baby.
477
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:47,246
Mm hm.
478
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,557
That's tofu, Baby, don't trip.
479
00:20:48,592 --> 00:20:50,249
- It's tofu? Oh!
- Go on, get in there.
480
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,457
[Instrumental music]
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