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[Instrumental music]
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A half-a-million dollars
they win on a lottery
ticket, and they
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still buying one-ply napkins.
Can you believe that?
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Mm. Hm? Mm.
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What's wrong with you, Lisa?
You look tired.
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Oh, no. I'm just thinking about
Thanksgiving, actually.
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And I'm kinda tired of
doing the same thing
over and over and over.
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Can we just do something
different this year?
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What you think?
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Hi Babe.
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Oh, hey.
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I see you already picked up
the ham and the turkey.
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Okay, Tony. Don't start up with
them. They're not bothering you.
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Naw, naw, naw it's okay, Lisa.
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Looks like he already ate
the ham and the turkey.
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Yeah, Stuff Daddy. You
ready for Thanksgiving?
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you,
all I heard was bock, bock,
bock, bock, bock, begowwwwk.
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You know what, I'm sorry
Lisa, but I am not
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going to be able to attend
Thanksgiving Dinner.
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What? Why?
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Who cares? Thank you, Jesus.
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Well, I have just been invited
by my new gentleman caller to a
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luxurious five-day
excursion to Las Vegas.
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Honey, we are talking Beluga
Caviar and roulette.
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Oh, Vegas is where you
belong, Snake Eyes.
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Whatever, Swollen Powell.
Too bad Lisa crapped out
when she married you.
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About Thanksgiving, I
actually have to cancel, too.
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What, you have got to be joking.
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I wish I was, but I felt like I
could use good karma, so I
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signed up to help serve
at the soup kitchen.
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- Good for you, Sweetie.
- Yeah.
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But if you can, can
you just make me a
plate and save it?
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Oh, absolutely. It'll be in a
doggy bowl out back.
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How did you teach
your jackass to talk?
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[Laughing]
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Stop it! Enough!
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Seriously, neither one of you
are going to be here for
Thanksgiving dinner?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's just one
Thanksgiving without us.
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Well, it's settled, then.
Looks like it will be great
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Thanksgiving, without
S.W. Weave.
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[Gasp]
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* Woke up and my wife said to me
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be
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* The kids keep
talkin' back to me
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* Family time
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* Family time, family
time, family time
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[Instrumental music]
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(singing) His name is Tony!
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Donnie Loco, what's good
in the hood, Baby?
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Nothing's good in
the hood, Ton.
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You should know that.
It's not a joking matter.
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How much you need to borrow,
man? A couple hundred?
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How dare you underestimate
my needs like that. Can you
make it five hundred?
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No.
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Three hundred?
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Nope.
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Two fifty?
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Let me save you some time.
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No, no and no.
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[Sighs] I didn't want to have
to do this, man, but you
leave me no choice.
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I need to go over your head and
talk to your manager. LISA!
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You are something else.
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[Phone Ringing]
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Hey, Mom.
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Yup.
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What?
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Why?
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Yes, I want you and
Dad to be happy.
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But...
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Okay, all right.
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I'll let Lisa and the kids know.
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Damn it.
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What's the matter?
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My parents aren't coming
to Thanksgiving dinner.
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Why not?
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Well, they bought a timeshare
in San Diego on the beach.
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Apparently, there's some senior
citizen Hip Hop retreat that
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they've been planning
to go to for months.
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I'll bet they do!
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Come on, Tony. You
know what's up.
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What?
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They're swingers, man!
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Look, I read in Swiftly Over
Sixty magazine that when couples
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reach a certain age they start
to get bored and they look for
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new ways to spice things up.
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Thus, swingers.
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Get out.
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All right, man. Maybe I
went a little overboard
with the swinger's thing.
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Yeah, exactly. If my parents
said that they are going to a
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Hip Hop Senior Citizen
Retreat, that's exactly
what they're doing.
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Can your Dad still pop lock?
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I know he better not try.
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Last time he almost
popped a vertebra.
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Pop lock, messed up vertebrae,
maybe the Johansson's can tell
you what's really going on.
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Who?
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The neighbors they're
swinging with!
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Get the hell out of my house.
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And don't show up for
Thanksgiving dinner empty
handed like you always do.
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Oh, man. Um, about that.
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I actually won't be able to make
it to Thanksgiving dinner this
year, man. I'm headed for D.C.
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Let me guess, a woman.
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Yeah. Ernestine.
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Ernestine? How old is she?
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Eighty-three.
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Oh.
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One leg, no teeth and
a whole lot of money.
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Brother, you are taking
this cougar thing to a
whole 'nother level.
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It's my aunt, man!
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[Laughing]
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Yeah, we don't know
how many Thanksgivings
she has left in her.
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Plus, my Mom keeps guilting me
into coming back home, saying I
never attend family functions.
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Well, hey, I understand that.
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Yeah. Plus, when I get there,
I'm going to wait for the
President to pardon the turkey.
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I'm going to wait outside the
White House and I'm going to
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catch the turkey, right and I'm
going to sell it on eBay.
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Man, you have no idea how
much a Presidentially
Pardoned turkey goes for.
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Yeah, you almost had me.
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Come on, Tony. Let me
hold five hundred.
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Man, listen to a little bit of
advice. When you get to D.C.,
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ok, pardon the turkey, but
stuff yourself.
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[Instrumental music]
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[Instrumental music]
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[Tony] Yeah, so after Donnie
cancelled, I get a call from
Todd saying
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that him and Vivienne are
spending Thanksgiving
with my parents.
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Wow. It sounds like everybody's
cancelling on us, Baby.
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Maybe we should cancel
Thanksgiving dinner this year.
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Whoa, no, no, woman!
No, That is ridiculous.
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What, Tony? Honestly, it'll
save me from a whole bunch
of cooking and cleaning.
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No, Lisa, we'll be missing
out on all of the great
Thanksgiving traditions.
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Like what, Tony?
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Like family time.
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And pie.
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And turkey and giblets
and gravy and pie, and...
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Did I say pie, Lisa?
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Yes, you did.
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Well, what we gonna do because
I ain't missing out on no pie.
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Maybe we should just ask the
kids what they want to do.
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Damn that, they don't pay no
bills up here, therefore they
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don't get any
opinions up in here.
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Tony, don't be like that. You
know your kids and you know how
they are about the holidays.
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All right, fine. I'll see
what they have to say.
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Kids! Come on down here!
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What's up, Dad? I just
got to a new level of
Battlefield Of Duty.
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Yeah, and I just found the
perfect lighting in the bathroom
for my new selfie app.
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Do y'all ever go
outside anymore?
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Listen, we need to
have a family meeting.
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Oh no. Mom, how many
months are you?
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Boy, I am not pregnant!
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If this is about Devin's
browsing history, I
please the Fifth.
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Oh for real? So you're
just going to throw
me under the bus?
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Will y'all just shut
up and listen?
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Now, we're thinking about
doing something different for
Thanksgiving dinner this year.
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Like what?
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Like not having it.
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What?
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No, no.
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We're going to miss out on
all the good Thanksgiving
traditions.
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Preach, boy, preach.
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Like, like pie. And turkey.
And gravy and mashed
potatoes and pie.
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Dad, did I say pie?
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Yes, you did, son.
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Yeah well, at least we know
the apple pie doesn't fall
too far from the tree.
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The only thing I don't like
about Thanksgiving is having to
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wash a million dishes
every year with Mom.
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Yup and I hate finding
the macaroni residue
on them dishes.
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I know you are not talking...
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[Yelling simultaneously]
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That's enough!
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That is enough. Now we were nice
enough to bring you two into
this decision-making process.
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Yeah, like we were nice enough
to bring you into this world.
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Okay, so what's this all about?
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Everybody's been canceling on
us for Thanksgiving, including
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your grandparents, who bought
a timeshare in San Diego.
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Why don't we just go there?
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Cause I ain't trying to see
your grandparents dropping
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and popping it like it's
hot at some beach party.
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I feel ya, Pops. Plus,
Devin don't do the beach.
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You know unless his bi's
and his tri's are right.
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I guess that won't be
happening any time soon.
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Oh, you know I have
a really good idea.
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We can do an intimate dinner
this year. Who needs a turkey?
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I can make a kale salad, some
vegan biscuits, some gluten-free
gravy, a tofu turkey.
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Yeah...
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No!
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I'd rather see Grandma
dropping it like it's hot.
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Yeah, Mom. That's too much work.
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Plus, last time I ate all
that stuff I left a green
ring around the bowl.
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Okay, well you know what?
It does not makes any sense
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for me to be slaving over a
hot stove when it only
going to be the four of us.
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So, what are you
trying to say, Mom?
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I'm saying that you can
invite some friends. Tony,
invite some clients,
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but if we don't have any
confirmed guests, our
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traditional Thanksgiving
is cancelled.
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[Gasps]
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[Instrumental music]
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Whoa! Get that cut, Baby Boy!
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What's up, fellas?
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- Yes sir, yes, sir,
yes sir, yes sir.
- What up, 'Ton?
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Mind if I sit?
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My man, Tony.
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What's happenin' baby?
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Hey, man I see Thanksgiving's
coming right up, Dog, you know.
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And I know y'all Stallworth's,
y'all bout to do it big.
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You know how we do.
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[Chuckling] Actually Tony,
I really don't know cause I, I
ain't never had no invite.
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What are you talking about?
You were there last year.
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Oh, I was there. But I didn't
get no invite. I had to crash.
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Okay, well you are officially
invited this year, okay.
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As a matter of fact, bring
whoever you want because
our list is kinda light.
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Oh, so since your list's
light now all of a sudden,
I got an invite.
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Stop acting like you got
other options, man. I'll
see you Thursday.
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Hm. Well, I got options.
Huh. I got options, Ton'.
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Like what?
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Well you know, I got a new
little lady friend. So, you know
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me and her we plan
on doing our thing.
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I feel ya big player,
but bring her, too.
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Ah naw, no. She like to cook.
She make this homemade
cranberry sauce.
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We like to put that
on everything.
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If you know what I mean.
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Hey, Happy Holidays!
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Yo, Donnie.
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Rodney, just the man
I wanted to see.
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Is he the only person you see?
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Rodney, would you please tell
Tony that I see him but I'm not
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acknowledging him until he
gets a bit more generous.
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Man, I don't want no part of
none of that now. You don't
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never come in looking for me.
What do you want?
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Well, you know I'm always on
a caper to get that paper.
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Now I have a business
proposal for you.
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Donnie, would you just
give up these dreams of
going to D.C., man?
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Why don't you just come to my
house and have dinner with us?
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Because I have my own
family that I want to spend
Thanksgiving with, okay?
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Now like I was SAYING!
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00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,392
Rodney, how would I
interest you in some
236
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brand new, top of the
line, edge up clippers?
237
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:32,599
Okay, hold on let me see what
you got there young fella, okay.
238
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,003
Wait a minute now, wait
a minute now, hold on.
Donnie, now.
239
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,571
These are top of the line,
but this is not brand new.
240
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,540
Well, they new to you.
241
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,876
Okay, you got a point. Okay.
242
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:43,677
Perfect balance.
243
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,144
Yup!
244
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:44,745
All right.
245
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,646
You know, freshly oiled up.
246
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,547
Yup.
247
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,017
Oh, oh, sharp. Sharp. Boy.
248
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,384
Yeah, like a Samurai sword.
249
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,254
All right, man.
Got a little R on it.
250
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,222
Yeah!
251
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,556
Like I put on all mine.
252
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,727
Yeah, well you know the R
is just for like "real".
253
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,796
These are my clippers, Donnie!
254
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,899
You borrowed my clippers
like three months ago and
never brought them back.
255
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,201
Now you're going to
sell 'em to... nah.
256
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,171
You can't prove that! Look,
just give me twenty-five
dollars for 'em, man.
257
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,472
I'm trying to make it to D.C.!
258
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,640
Tony, tell him.
259
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,743
Oh, oh, you're
speaking to me now?
260
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,410
As a matter of fact, I am.
261
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,347
How can I interest you in a
brand-new picture frame, huh?
262
00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,081
What?
263
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,817
Family already included.
264
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,756
What? Donnie, what are
you doing with a picture
of me and my family?
265
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:33,794
Because you got the
picture-perfect African American
family. Just like the Obama's.
266
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:38,431
You know what y'all should do?
Frame modeling. All of y'all are
just frame models, man.
267
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,902
I'll tell you what. I will
sell this to you for
seventy-five dollars.
268
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,938
Man, I am not fixing to buy a
picture of my own family.
269
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,943
Okay, tell you what. Buy the
frame for seventy-five and the
picture is complimentary, huh?
270
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,679
And if you act now, I got
operators standing by.
271
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,681
If you don't give me my photo.
272
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,686
Rodney, how many
customers you got?
273
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,589
Oh man, I'm hanging out for you,
man. You must be going to the
Eddie Levert concert tonight.
274
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,191
No, this is my normal
thing right here.
275
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,559
Hey, hey brother. Uh what you
doing on Thursday? How would you
276
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,328
like to come have dinner
with me and my family?
277
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,697
No disrespect brother, but
I don't even know you.
278
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800
Is, is that a yes then?
279
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,801
All right.
280
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:18,405
[Instrumental music]
281
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,640
Anyone for a refill?
282
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,175
Oh, without question.
283
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,378
Because the only thing I
hate worse than empty wallet
is an empty wine glass.
284
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,479
[Laughing]
285
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,547
Lori?
286
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,617
Oh, no, no, no, no baby.
I'm watching my calories.
287
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:36,289
When I step out in Vegas in my
swimsuit, I want my man's eyes
to pop out, out, out, out!
288
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:36,689
Oh!
289
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,557
His head.
290
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,526
I'm trying to hold
on to this one.
291
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,695
Well, after seeing you
in a swimsuit, he gonna
need to pop, pop, pop,
292
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,565
pop one of them blue pills, if
you want him to stay excited.
293
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,536
I was thinking, why don't you
and your new friend come by for
294
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,973
Thanksgiving and then
after dinner you could
roll up to Vegas?
295
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,909
Nuh uh. I'm keeping him up all
night. Ain't nobody trying to
296
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,846
eat up all that food then get
on the road to Vegas.
297
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:03,851
Oh yeah, because then you'd
be on the interstate-itis
fifteen. [Laughing]
298
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,086
Itis fifteen! You get that
because it's like you know the
299
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,856
interstate I-15 to Vegas
but you got the itis
because it's Thanksgiving!
300
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,623
We get the joke, Rachel!
301
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:15,863
Why don't you, Tony and the
kids meet us in Vegas?
302
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:19,366
Oh, it would be so nice.
Do something different
for a change!
303
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,936
Oh, I don't think Tony's going
to go for it. But I, I mean I
304
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,907
really would love to just you
know, relax and have somebody
305
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,876
serve me for once.
306
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,778
Okay, yes you deserve
it, Baby! Yes!
307
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:36,884
We could, oh, we could get
spa treatments, get our
toes and our nails done.
308
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,887
We could go see a show! Oh, I've
been dying to see the new
309
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,323
Siegfried and the tiger
that ate Roy show.
310
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:47,427
Oh, and we could spend up
Tony's money in the shops.
311
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,762
You know he's not
going for that.
312
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,799
Why don't you come with me to
the shelter to help feed the
homeless for Thanksgiving?
313
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,336
Oh, please. I think I have a
better chance of convincing Tony
to root for the Clippers.
314
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,005
[Laughing]
315
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:01,674
You're right. Well in that
case, you should probably go
to Vegas with Lori.
316
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,912
That way you can get the
magicians to saw Tony in half
317
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,646
and maybe they can separate
his head from his ass!
318
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,283
[Laughing]
319
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,751
Now that was funny.
320
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,819
[Instrumental music]
321
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,326
Hey Tony, can you come out here?
I want to run something by you.
322
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,527
What up, Lisa?
323
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,696
Yeah, I was thinking about this
whole Thanksgiving thing.
324
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,797
I was thinking about it, too.
325
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:25,933
Came up with a couple ideas.
326
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,667
Oh really? Like what?
327
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,170
Mm. [Mumbling]
328
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,773
Oh, I'm used to you not making
sense but you are taking it to a
whole new level.
329
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,944
[Mumbling]
330
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,579
I think you said you want
me to buy a new car?
331
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,580
Hell no.
332
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,681
I think that's what you said.
333
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,782
No, not at all.
334
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,652
I said, we don't have to
cancel Thanksgiving dinner.
335
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,788
Now, I've recruited a couple of
guys from the barbershop that
didn't have anywhere to go.
336
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:52,292
And I've almost got Rodney to
commit to coming over and
337
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,793
changing his plans and
have dinner with us.
338
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,462
So, no confirmations?
339
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,663
No, but a couple of possibles.
340
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,966
Possibles? Tony,
this ain't Spades.
341
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,668
Okay, I'm thinking since Lori
and her new friend are going to
342
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:06,373
Vegas, maybe we could join
them and do Thanksgiving
on the strip.
343
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:09,109
I knew you'd shoot that down.
344
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,679
Wait, wait, that's
not a bad idea.
345
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,548
The kids can go to an arcade, we
can catch a couple of shows.
346
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,750
Lori and I could go on
a shopping spree.
347
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,419
Okay, that part I'm
shooting down.
348
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,622
But Thanksgiving in Sin
City, it might be fun.
349
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,392
You know what, the plane tickets
though, that might get pricey.
350
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,994
Oh, we could drive.
351
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,829
You know what? Let's run it by
the kids, see what they think.
352
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,766
Okay, Dad. Another
family meeting? What is
it about this time?
353
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,437
It's about Thanksgiving. Your
mother and I have decided to
put it to a family vote.
354
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,240
Yeah, so we wanted to give you
guys an opportunity to express
355
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,476
what you might want to do
for our non-traditional
Thanksgiving.
356
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,347
Oh, I have the perfect idea
for us to do as a family.
357
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,518
Why don't we go to Seven
Flag amusement park? Lil'
Yachty is performing.
358
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,221
Why don't you sit your lil body
back down in that chair and
don't make anymore suggestions.
359
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,622
[Laughing]
360
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,390
What about you, Devin?
361
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,527
I say we get an R.V., go to
Palm Springs, do the whole
362
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,197
Mochella thing. The Tupac
hologram is headlining.
363
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,466
Tupac? No, his hologram
might get shot.
364
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:10,237
How about this? How
about we go to Vegas?
365
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,738
What? Las Vegas?
366
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:16,043
Yeah. Your mother and I
was thinking why not do
Thanksgiving in Las Vegas.
367
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,179
Yeah, we could eat and
then walk it off on our
way to the animal ranch.
368
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,348
Mm. I like where
your head's at, Son.
369
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,815
What kind of ranch?
370
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,883
It's more like a petting zoo.
371
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,917
Right, Devin?
372
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,053
Something like that.
373
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,187
Mm hm.
374
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,524
Okay, all right. That's enough!
Parental controls on your
computers from now on.
375
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,859
Computers? What did I do?
376
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,129
No, not you. I'm talking about
your brother and your Daddy.
377
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,165
All right, so it's official?
378
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,066
I'm with it.
379
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,233
Me, too.
380
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,369
All right, then. Stallworth
Thanksgiving in Las Vegas.
381
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,604
And what happens in Vegas...
382
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,139
Will still get your
ass grounded.
383
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,174
Mm hm.
384
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,075
And you, too.
385
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,076
Mm hm.
386
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:56,083
[Instrumental music]
387
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,786
Yo, I'm so excited. I
can't wait to get to Vegas
and ride that roller
388
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,454
coaster on the top
of that hotel.
389
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,691
Oh yeah, and you'll be raining
vomit all over the strip.
390
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,394
I guess I didn't
think about that.
391
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:11,131
We're never going to get
to Vegas if your dad
doesn't hurry up. Tony!
392
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,302
Can you come on so we can
beat all that holiday traffic?
393
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,571
Well, the good news is we ain't
gonna be sitting in traffic.
394
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,673
Bad news is, we ain't
going nowhere.
395
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,574
What?
396
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,443
Wait, what are you
talking about, Tony?
397
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:27,114
Apparently, there's a
flash flood on the freeway
on the way to Vegas.
398
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,216
So, what are we going to do now?
399
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,485
Yeah, no Vegas, no
family, no turkey?
400
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,755
Oh, I guess I'll have to make
reservations at a restaurant.
401
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:39,126
I mean, I guess. As long as
it's not a drive-through.
402
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,827
Shut up boy.
403
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,696
At least we're all together
and not floating down
Interstate Fifteen.
404
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:48,468
Oh my God, Tony, I just
realized Lori is probably on
her way to Vegas right now!
405
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,138
Oh, that fine, baby don't trip.
Crocodiles can swim.
406
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,306
Come, Tony! Seriously!
407
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,675
Stop, this is not
a time to play.
408
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,479
Happy Thanksgiving!
409
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,815
Okay, what's going on?
410
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,917
Tony, did you eat all
the turkey again?
411
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,354
And where is everybody else?
412
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,722
And how come I don't
smell no food cooking?
413
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,158
Long story.
414
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,160
I thought you were serving
people at the soup kitchen?
415
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,061
I ran out of there when
they ran out of soup.
416
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,330
You know if they touch you, you
can catch homelessness.
417
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,865
Rachel, have you spoken to Lori?
418
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,700
Not since this morning, why?
419
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,703
There's a flash flood and all
the roads to Vegas are closed.
420
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:25,405
Oh no!
421
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,440
So, what time is dinner?
422
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,379
Knock, knock, knock.
Rodney in the house!
423
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:38,251
Wow, this is the saddest
Thanksgiving celebration I've
ever been invited to.
424
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,852
It's a long story.
425
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,723
Rodney, what are you doing here?
I thought you were going to
spend the day with your lady?
426
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,658
Ton', I gotta keep it real, man.
427
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:50,363
After you insinuated that I
didn't have anywhere to go,
I kinda made it all up.
428
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,734
I made the girl up, the
cranberry sauce, even the
you know what I mean.
429
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,203
Uh huh.
430
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,740
Well, we're happy to have you,
brother, but we ain't got no
food, so what'd you bring?
431
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,610
Uh, I brought uh, oh
you're talking about?
432
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,411
Yeah.
433
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,279
Oh, I these are
to-go containers.
434
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,549
Yeah. Yeah. They uh, they,
you can put stuff in 'em.
435
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,853
Tony, Lori's not answering
her phone. I'm really
starting to get worried.
436
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,488
Why you
worried about me?
437
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,224
See, I told you she could swim.
438
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:20,293
We thought you were caught up
in that flash flood. Why didn't
you answer your calls?
439
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,363
Girl, my new man's wife keeps
blowing up my phone.
440
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,132
Wah, wah, you destroyed
my happy home.
441
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,000
I ain't trying to hear all that.
442
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,436
Where everybody at?
443
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,070
And how come I don't
smell no food cooking?
444
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,040
We were going to
surprise you in Vegas.
445
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:36,309
Aww, you were going
to surprise me.
446
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,579
Who gives a damn? It's
Thanksgiving. What are
we going to eat?
447
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,080
What are you talking about?
448
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,850
Now the reason we ain't
got no food is because
all y'all cancelled.
449
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,419
So what? She should have cooked
anyway. It's Thanksgiving.
450
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,322
Plus, there should always be
food at the Stallworth house.
451
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,425
Look, I'm hungry. So what,
you gonna order in?
452
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,396
I mean, I don't want to
offend nobody, but what
are we gon' eat?
453
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,667
Happy Thanksgiving Stallworth's!
454
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,602
Donnie, what are you doing here?
455
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,505
The better question
is, what's in the box?
456
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,140
Well, since I couldn't make it
home to see my family in D.C.
457
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,610
I figured I'd bring
this Thanksgiving pizza
as my contribution.
458
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,945
Wait, wait, wait, what is
Thanksgiving pizza?
459
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,483
It's got turkey, giblets
and a whole lot of gravy.
460
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:17,650
It's festive!
461
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,118
It sounds disgusting.
462
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,288
Yeah. Who would eat that?
463
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,689
Uh, I wouldn't mind trying it.
464
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,590
Yeah, let me just
take a look at it.
465
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,491
I just want to see.
466
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,658
It smells good.
467
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,226
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468
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:38,405
[Instrumental music]
469
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:42,575
Woo! That was the best
Thanksgiving pizza I ever had.
470
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,412
Yeah, that was a good
call, Donnie.
471
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,246
Hey, it's the least I
could do for my family.
472
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,816
Okay so, Donnie, look,
we're all dying to ask.
473
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,917
Uh...
474
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,119
Yeah, who whipped your ass, man?
475
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,589
Well, uh, I finally raised
the money to get back to D.C.
476
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,257
And my flight was overbooked.
477
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,627
And I refused to
give up my seat.
478
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,194
Oh, you got bumped.
479
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,964
I got more bumped.
I got a case coming!
480
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,434
What airline was you
on man? Reunited?
481
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,101
And it didn't feel so good.
482
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,603
[Laughing]
483
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,771
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