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[Instrumental music]

[Laughing] You crazy. He is
seven foot two, he will beat the
dumb out your ass.

Yeah, then I'll finally be able
to outsmart him, Ton'.

Hey, Baby, I uh...

Ahh, ahh, ah. Lisa, Lisa, this
is the man cave, okay.

What is the password to enter
the man cave?

What's the password for the
woman cave?

Access granted. Come on in.

What can I do for you, Baby?

Uh, I really need your help
cleaning the house, Honey.

Oh, that's what we
have kids for.

Come on, Tony. They're
not even here.

Now I told you my Aunt Fae
is coming tomorrow and you
already know how she is.

She criticizes everything
and so nitpicky.

Mm hm. Well, she just need to
nitpicky herself and stay
at home. How about that?

Tony Stallworth, have
some respect for your
wife's aunt. man!

How old is she?

She's Aunt age.

What, I like Aunts. Aunt
Jemima thick as hell.

Now they got her out
them Mammy clothes,
she's kind of fly.

Donnie, I know you like,
uh cougars, but Aunt Fae
is a sabretooth.

Hey! Stop talkin' about my Aunt.

You don't even like her.

Well she's still my family.
Now come help me clean up.

All right. I'll be right up.

As soon as I finish
watching this game.

Man, you better get up
there and help her!

If she get mad, she can cut
off the food supply, which
indirectly affects me!

Plus, I'm about to go anyway,
man. This ain't no game.

They getting blown out
by twenty-five points.

What you about to do?

Ah, the grocery store. I
gotta do some shopping.

Grocery store?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You be going grocery
shopping but you be over
here eating up all my food?

Yeah, I don't go shopping for
the groceries Ton', I go
shopping for the ladies.

[Chuckles] Yeah, see when
they're in the club they're with
all their hating-ass friends.

But when they in the
grocery store, they be
solo and vulnerable.

Man, knock it off. You
don't be meeting no fine
women at the grocery store.

That only happens in the movies.

Yeah, all right. I got a date
with this one tonight.

Damn! Where'd you meet her?
The melon section?

[Laughing]

Hey, you gonna help
me clean up or not?

Yes, Ma'am. I'm on
my way right now.

But uh, do you need anything
from the store? I hear they're
having a sale on melons.

[Laughing]

* Woke up and my wife said to me

* The bill collectors
won't let me be

* The kids keep
talkin' back to me

* Family Time

* Family time, family
time, family time

[Instrumental music]
[Knocking]

Lisa! I'm here to
help you clean.

Let's do this, huh?

Uh, Cheryl, what
are you wearing?

Oh, this old thing? You mean
my spring cleaning clothes?

Oh, this dress, right? Paris
Couture. You're welcome.

Um, yeah, it's beautiful,
but I thought you were
going to help me clean?

Oh yeah. This is
what I clean in.

Well you know what, whatever
works. Whatever works.

At least you're here to help. I
mean, I said chores and my kids

they, they shot out of
here like a bat out of hell.

And what about
your big teddy bear?

Oh, please. My big Tony Bear?
All he cleans is his plate.

All righty. You don't have
to worry about anything
because I'm here.

And I'm going to help you get
this place mean and clean. Put
me to work. I'm ready.

What shall I do?

Mean and clean! Yeah!

You know what? Can you
start with the windows?

Oh! Um, sorry. It's just, I
don't really do windows.

It's like a, a personal
pet peeve is all.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay, a personal pet peeve.
We all have one.

Good, you understand.

Totally. I'll do the windows
and you can do the guest,
the guest bathroom.

Oh! Oh, you're serious! No. No.
I don't do bathrooms.

Oh God, who does that? You
know what, my cleaning lady
Silvia, she does that.

I'm going to get her.

One thing, she only speaks
Tagalog. Are you bi-lingual?
Don't worry, I'll translate.

No, no, no! Cheryl! You know
what, it's okay. Never mind.

Woo. You are worse than
Tony and the kids.

Wait, okay. Wait a second. Lisa
just tell me again what is this
sudden spring cleaning about?

I told you! My nitpicky Aunt
Fae is coming to visit.

Oh yes, I remember her. She is
needy and overly judgmental.

Do you know, she tried to imply
that my designer handbag from

Paris was actually a
knock-off from Paris, Texas?

[Gasp]
Yes.

- Rude.
- Yes.

The gall.

The gall. That's what I said.

That's crazy.

- Mm.
- So you do remember her?

- Oh, I remember her.
- Mm-hmm.

I don't even know why you let
her in this house.

Oh, the inheritance. Okay.

Okay.

What, what are you
talking about?

No, yeah, I get it.

You're only nice to her
for the inheritance.

Makes total sense.

Cheryl.
[Coughs]

Oh, you think I'm judging you.

I am not judging you.
I love money. I love it.

I mean, my trips to Rodeo
Drive, spa treatments, my
cleaning lady Silvia.

Well, that's nice. But no, I
mean I'm not, I'm not
materialistic, you know, but...

Okay, there is this ring
that I would love to get my
hands on, you know.

To pass it down to my daughter.

You know just something
sentimental.

Yeah. Oh, you have to tell me
everything. I want to know
everything. Why is so valuable?

Is it the cut, the color the
clarity? Is it a VVS1? Two?
Princess Cut?

Does it have documentation?

No, it's not even a diamond.
it's not even a diamond.

An emerald? I love emeralds!

No, not quite.

Lisa, is it at least a
hard stone? Don't tell
me this is a cubic.

Okay, I don't know. I don't know
if it's a cubic, but goodness
you are really materialistic.

Mm. It's a gift and a curse.

No, it's just you know, it's a
family heirloom that's been
passed down through generations.

My great-grandmother gave it to
my grandmother who was supposed
to give it to my mother

but for some reason she
gave it to Aunt Fae.

What's wrong with that?

I mean well, she flaunts
it in me and my sisters
faces all the time.

You know, and she doesn't even
have any kids so honestly, the

next person in line to get
it would either be me or
one of my sisters.

Who made you like the
Lord of the Rings?

-I invited you over to help
me clean, ok.
-Yeah.

Not to give me all this
unconstructive criticism!

Absolutely. And I'm going to
help you. I'm am, Oh!

I'm going to vacuum. Huh? I can
do that! This will be fun, yeah.

We'll just. Okay. Huh.
This is fun.

You're going to need to
turn that on, Cheryl.

Oh.

Yeah, you gotta plug it in.

Yeah, but then it makes a lot
of noise. You know what? I'm
going to go make tea.

Because we need to stay
hydrated. Do you want to
help me boil the water?

[Instrumental music]

Stallworth construction,
how may I help you?

Hell no, we ain't building no
strip clubs. This is a
family-oriented business!

Actually we specialize in strip
clubs. Come on down, we can talk
about pole placement.

Hello? Hello?

Damn it, Melinda! You're
costing me business.

Well, ain't gotta
lower your standards
for them.

I mean we a
family business.

Yeah, and I'm trying to feed my
family. Those girls are trying

to work their way
through med school.

Really?

Did you file those zoning
permits like I asked?

Uh, I thought that was
you was out doing?

You know we really gotta
work on your time
management skills.

[Sighs]

B.I.G. Tony! What's up brother?

What's up, Donnie? Who
is this lovely lady?

Oh, this lovely thing
right here is Diamond.

Remember melons from
the grocery store?

Oh, right, right, right. Nice to
meet you, Melon. I mean Diamond.

Oh, hey, Tony. Uh, I've
heard so much about you.

Hm.

Is he the only person
in the room?

Excuse me one second, Baby.

All right.

Hey, Melinda. Uh, no need to
get jealous. This is my new
lady, Diamond, okay?

Don't you like how she shines?

[Laughing]

Trust and believe, I'm not
jealous.

Oh, I've also heard
a lot about you.

Oh?

Stay away from my Donnie.

Okay.

[Laughing]

Yeah, so Ton', we came over
here first and foremost stunt.

[Laughing] And second to let
you know that we're in love.

You know, at least that's
what she tells me.

No, we are in love!

[Signing] Crazy in love!

[Laughing]

Crazy part I get. But uh, in
love after just a few days?

Yeah, I don't think I could
ever leave his side. Ever.

Oh.

[Laughing]

Yeah, she likes to cuddle.

Oh, I sure do, Boo Boo.

Oh, you're my Boo Boo.

No, you're my Boo Boo.

This is a business. So,
do you mind taking that business
somewhere else?

Speaking of Boo Boo, you
need to flush that attitude.

[Laughing]

[Instrumental music]

[Doorbell Rings]

Aunt Fae!

Oh, hi!

Hi!

[Kissing sounds]

You look amazing!

You do, too.

So good to see you.

Uh.

Let me look at you.

Why are you carrying
these big bags?

Let me see your hands.

You need a manicure. And
they're rough and hard like the
hands of a lumberjack.

Have you been chopping
trees or something?

No, no. I'll keep that
in mind though.

Please do.

I'll get a manicure.
I'll work on that.

Please sit down right here and
relax. I know you gotta be a

little tired from
your long trip.

Yes, I am. But,

all the way here all I could
think about was that bed in your
guest bedroom, girl.

Really? You remember
our bed, Aunt Fae?

How could I forget it? It was
just as lumpy as all get-out!

I'm sorry about that.
I'll try to...

That husband of yours, by the
way, how is he doing? Darryl?

Oh, it's Tony.

You could have done better.
I always felt like that.

But uh, the children.
How are they doing?

They're so good, Aunt Fae. Devin
is about to finish high school

and Ebony, she's been on the
honor roll for three years.

Oh, that's so good to hear.

Cause let me tell you something.

I was deeply concerned after I
met Tony, that one of them was

going to be born with a
learning disability.

Nope. Nope. They are
just fine, Aunt Fae.

Anyway thank you so much for
inviting me to come.

Well, you know when I heard
you booked for flight

I figured it was the right
thing for me to do.

Thank you.

But uh you, you never
mentioned why you were coming.

Can't an Auntie come and
visit her favorite niece?

Of course, Aunt Fae, don't be
silly. Or course you can.

Aunt Fae is very sick.

What?

But we not going to make a big
to-do over this, okay?

Lisa, you know that you've
always been my favorite niece.

I was?

Yes, I, I have something I want
you to have.

You...me?

But I tell you what. Let's just
put this on the back burner.

We'll talk about it a little
later on and will you make
me a sandwich?

No trouble at all. What
would like, Aunt Fae?

Okay, okay. Give me a
non-processed turkey sandwich.

Mkay.

Okay, on, on gluten-free
wheat bread.

Slightly toasted.

[Singing] Gimme some
beans, greens, potatoes,
tomatoes, ham, ram.

Anything else?

And then get me a large
glass of iced tea.

Gotcha.

-If I'm not asking too much.
-That's, that's not too much at
all, Aunt Fae.

Then after that...

Mm hm?

Will you come back and
rub my feet for me?

[Instrumental music]

Mister Stallworth could
you get me some
coffee, please?

Oh, so I'm Mister Coffee now?

Works for me, two sugars.

Where the hell is he?

Uh, welcome to Stallworth
Construction. Can we help you?

I'm looking for that young
Thundercat I seen roll in here
with my ex-girlfriend.

[Sighs] Thank God.

Thundercat? Ew, but you must
be talking about Donnie.

That's his name?

Damn, Melinda. You go and
sell my boy out like that?

Donnie? Of course.

So?

Hey man, don't make
me call security.

Man, you ain't got security!

I checked before I rode in here.

You right. You right. That
was a bad time to bluff.

Yeah, whatever.

Next time you see Donnie, you
let him know Butch got a real
special message for him.

Aight?

You know what, I could help
you find him, actually.

-Um, I have his cell phone
number.
-Man, whatever!

[Instrumental music]

[Instrumental music]

Lisa.

Ooh, I thought your hands
were really rough, but naw girl.

You should have been a masseuse.

You think?

Ya, you know I don't know why
Terrell, won't let

you have a real job?

Oh, it's, it's Tony, Aunt Fae.

Ton, listen Tony, Terrell,
whatever it's still the same.

Boy, that feels good keep doing
it.

I'm a stay-at-home mom, just by
choice Aunt Fae, honestly.

But, if I did have a calling,
it would be art.

I love to paint.

Uh huh, but now you know I have
seen your painting, right?

Stick to feet.

[Audience laughter]

How long did you say you're
going to be in town?

I didn't.

You didn't, huh.

Lisa, got to talk to you.

Well, if it isn't Tyrone.

It isn't.

How you doing, Aunt Fae?

I was doing good before you
interrupted my massage.

Sorry about that. It'll
be just a minute.

Can I talk to you for
a second, please?

Hurry back.

Can you believe she had me in
there rubbing her feet like some
indentured servant?

Good thing you got them
lumberjack hands.

But listen, what you need to
remember is what they taught
you in school, okay?

Just say no.

Stand up to your Aunt.

She might be dying, Tony.

You ain't fooling nobody. I
know what this is about. This
about that damn ring.

What? This is not
about a ring, Tony.

Okay, what it's about then?

It's, not about a ring.
It's... not.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Chuckling] It's not, Tony.
Okay, it's just, it's a
little sentimental.

And I think it might be
worth a lot of money.

So, we're not moved by money.

It's probably worth
twenty-five grand.

You better get in there
and rub them feet.

Go on!

Tony! What'd you want
to talk about?

Oh. I think Donnie's dying,
too. And he ain't worth
twenty-five cent.

- What?
- Mm-hmm.

Why? What happened?

Apparently, he's got beef with
a professional wrestler.

Huh?

Some big ass bear busted in my
office today looking for him.

Apparently, he's dating his ex.

Ooo. That's bad.

Mm hm.

[Aunt Fae] Lisa! Can you
come and get this gout
out of my other foot?

Oh no. Oh no. That's bad.

Go on, get to rubbin'. Go on.

- No!
- Go on!

Don't touch me with
them hands though.

[Instrumental music]

[Tony] Brother, call me back.

Melinda, have you seen Donnie?

Last night, actually. In
my nightmares.

I've been calling him since
yesterday. He won't answer
his damn phone.

Whew! Big Tony! What's up, Baby?

Donnie, where have you
been? I've been calling
you since yesterday!

Aw, chill out, man. I was
just hanging with my cutie.
spending a little Q.T.

Get it? A little play on words?

Plus, my phone died and Diamond
wouldn't let me use a charger.

She wanted all my attention.

You got problems, brother.
Because I know somebody else
who wants your attention.

Your girl, Diamond? Her ex came
over here looking for you,
saying he has a special message.

What'd he look like?

Just the thickest human
I've ever seen in my life.

Had to be ex-military.
Because he was extra-large.

[Laughing] What am I
supposed to be, scared?

You know what they say,
you snooze you lose!

[Donnie] Want some, get some!
Bad enough, take some!

Cause I ain't scared of nothin'!

[Clears throat]

Ton', he feel bad
enough to take some.

You Donnie?

Me? Naw. I'm Ronnie.

Why you lying to
that man, Donnie?

Oh, you said, Donnie? Naw.
I thought you said Ronnie.
Yeah, I'm Donnie!

Listen, brother. You're right.
I can say it from here.

That's my boy, okay.

You want him, you have to
come for me, man. What,
what you want to do?

What you want to do?

Look man, I know
you're dating Diamond.

And I got something to tell you.

That you're going to rip my
arms off and beat me with 'em?

Naw, but I got something to
tell you eye-to-eye so get
your ass over here.

Come on, Ton', let's
see what he wants.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No,
it's all you, brother.

Come on, man.

Hey, man!

I got somethin' to tell you.

I want to say thank you,
man. Thank you!

Man, that girl been stalking me
for the past three years since
I broke up with her.

What?

Man, that girl is
crazy with a K!

I ain't been able to shake her.

I mean I changed my
name, I lost weight.

Wait, wait. You were
bigger than that?

Yeah, a little bit.

I mean, I would have thought
after the jail time things
would have changed.

I ain't been able to shake
her until she got with you!

What the hell?

But be careful, man.

She ain't got it all.

But she all yours.

I'm going to see you at
seven thirty, right Melinda?

Oh.

I will be ready at seven.

I'm see you later, Donnie.

Woo!

[Instrumental music]

[Lisa] Wait, so you
mean to tell me

Donnie's new girlfriend
is actually the crazy one
and not bigfoot?

Mm hm. Butch actually turned
out to be a pretty cool brother.

Invited us all to go play
ball with him next week.

Wait, I hope it wasn't football.

Anyway, how's it going
with Aunt Fae?

[Aunt Fae] Lisa!

- Speaking of the devil.
- mm.

What're y'all talkin' 'bout?

Uh, could you run me some
water in your jacuzzi tub?

What, uh, the only bathroom with
a jacuzzi in it is our bathroom.

Oh, thank you. That
is so kind of you.

I appreciate that.

Okay, listen here, Aunt Fae.

Lisa's too nice, but I'm not.

No, no, no, no. Tony,
you know what? I got it.

Remember you're my favorite.

[Clears throat] Aunt Fae, ever
since you got here, you know you
been bossing me around.

You really have. Lisa do this.
Lisa do that. Lisa rub my feet.

I can't, I'm tired, okay?

I need a foot rub myself!

I thought that that
was Todd's job!

Okay, you going to stop
butchering my name.

You might want to take a seat.
I got a little more to say.

Aunt Fae? You are needy.
Overly judgmental.
Selfish. Self-centered.

I am?

Pain in...

Okay, okay, Lisa. Don't need to
hit her with the upper cut.

Tony, she's right.

A lot of times I, I know
I can be a bit much.

At all times. At all times. Let
me tell you something else.

I know you got me jumping
through hoops because you think
I want your little funky ring.

But, no amount of money is
worth the lack of respect you
show me and my family!

Can I get an amen?

Amen!

For the record, I don't
feel disrespected at all.

Thank you. I'm so glad I
know your real feelings.

It is what it is, you know.

Nobody's ever had the nerve
to stand up against me like
this or even in my face.

I think it's really
kind of refreshing.

Thank you for putting
me in my place.

I appreciate all of the
things that you all said,
even though they were licks.

I want to come clean and
tell you I'm not dying.

You're not? [Clears throat]
You're not?

Mm-mm.

What about when you
said you were sick?

I have Rheumatoid Arthritis.
I have bouts with my gout.

But,

I want you to have this ring.

But before I even
give it to you,

you've got to promise me

that you'll always
keep it in the family.

This is a family heirloom.
Would you do that? Promise
me. Promise.

I promise.

All right. Get over here
and give me a hug, girl.

Oh. Love you, Aunt Fae.

You too, Cleroy.

Come on here, Tony. Give me...

[Laughing]

I can't breath.

Uh oh.

I'm sorry, you okay?

[Instrumental music]

Thank you, Aunt Fae. This
has really been a pleasure.

Girl, who do you
think you're fooling?

I know I gave you the
business this trip.

[Laughing]

Yeah, yeah. You really did but
hopefully next visit you'll
remember it's nice to be nice.

Yes. And hopefully I'll
get the invitation.

Oh yeah. Most definitely.
Especially if you cook.

Because you know
what I like to eat?

No, but if you want me to,

[Singing] Beans, greens,
potatoes, tomatoes, ham,
lamb....

Mm mmm.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, what's going on, Donnie?

Hide me, family!

Wait, I thought y'all said
the guy was harmless?

To hell with him! I'm trying to
get away from Blood Diamond!

She been on my ass like a thong!

She crazy! It's like I,
she think I'm her
husband or something!

[Diamond] Donnie?!

(whispering) I'm in the
basement. I'm in the basement.

Hi, Tony! Have you seen Donnie?

Yup, straight down the hall
make a left. One way in, one
way out. Can't miss him.

Donnie! Donnie!

Don't even worry about that ,
Aunt Fae, come on.

[Instrumental music]