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[Instrumental music]
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Oh, oh!
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If this boy gets this shot...
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[In unison] Oh!
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Oh my gosh!
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He hit that shot from the bench!
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Baby! Okay...
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- still down with
only ten seconds left.
- Okay.
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Are y'all watching
Warriors Highlights?
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I sure thought they was
gonna win, too.
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Boy! Really?
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We were watching it on DVR.
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Oh, man. I should have hit y'all
with a spoiler alert.
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I guess it would be a bad
time to ask if my boy Ross
could spend the night?
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Yeah, it is.
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Come on, Dad. Y'all let
Ebony go to San Diego.
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We're just trying to go our
boy Jim's study group tonight.
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And we were just trying to watch
the outcome of this game.
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Spoiler alert - you're cleaning
the rain gutters this weekend.
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Oh, baby, no. You can go.
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And your grades really
have been improving. I guess
the study group is helping.
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And... Ross can sleep over, too.
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Thank you.
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Uh, uh, I'm sorry. Are
we talking about the same Ross
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that thinks the umbilical
cord is something that
plugs into a T.V.?
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Uh dad, it's not like
he's tutoring me.
He's just my wingman.
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[Doorbell Rings]
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What's up Homie?
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What's up is, you're late.
The event's almost over.
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Oh, you mean the party?
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My bad, man.
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There was a lot of traffic
coming from my place.
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You live across the street!
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Hey, what's up mister
and misses Stallweezy?
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Hey, Ross.
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It's Stallworth, boy,
get the name right.
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Why the large bucket of chicken?
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'Cause I'm supposed
to be Devin's "wingman."
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So, I only brought
wings. [Laughing]
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That's too bad though.
The thighs got more meat.
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Y'all hungry?
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Ross.
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Yeah?
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Did you even graduate
elementary school?
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I think so.
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How were y'all getting to Jim's?
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Wait, Jim's? I thought we
were going to Sage's house?
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Uhhhhhhhh!
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I'm sorry, who is Sage?
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Better be Jim's mother.
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No. That's Devin's
new girlfriend.
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[Vocalizing]
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Yeah, yeah!
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* Woke up and my wife said to me
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* The bill collectors
won't let me be
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* Kids keep talking back to me
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* Family Time
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* Family Time, Family Time,
Family Time
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[Instrumental music]
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You want to run
that by me again?
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Devin's new girlfriend?
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Okay, okay. I can explain.
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You got five seconds.
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Okay, I really like this
girl. She's beautiful,
smart and makes me laugh.
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Hey she ain't that
funny to me, man.
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She don't even do impressions.
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Shut up, Ross.
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That's still no
reason to lie, Devin.
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I know, dad. I'm really sorry.
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Can I still go?
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- Yeah, you can go.
- Really?
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No, I'm lying. See
how that feels?
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[Laughing]
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Okay. That's one out of two.
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Mom?
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You heard your father.
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Mom, did I tell you
you look beautiful today
with the bellbottoms on?
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Doing your thing.
I see you, I see you.
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Oh, thank you son, nice
of you to mention it.
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But you're still not going.
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Thanks, Ross.
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Oh it's all good then.
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You know what, baby, maybe
if you would have told us the
truth we would have let you go.
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We really would have
loved to meet this Sage.
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You guys can still
meet her. I think y'all
would really like her.
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She's a little nice.
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All right. Why don't you invite
Sage and her parents over for
dinner tomorrow night?
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Now see, that sounds
hecka reasonable.
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If I were to lie to my
parents about seeing a girl,
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they would try to knock
the sense back into me.
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Should've did that
a long time ago.
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Thank you, Mister Stallweezy.
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Dad...
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can I hit him?
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You know what? Try it.
Might reboot his system.
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[Instrumental music]
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Look at my baby.
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I remember changing that boy's
diapers like it was yesterday
and now he's got a girlfriend.
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Did you have the
talk with him, Tony?
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Relax, Lisa. It's not like he's
going to be changing any diapers
of his own anytime soon.
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I know, but don't you
think our kids are
growing up too fast?
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I saw this boy lick his lips
at Ebony the other day and
I almost called the cops.
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[Laughing]
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- I did.
- It's harmless, Baby. What's
this lip-licker's name?
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Harmless, right?
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You're right. You're right.
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Come on, it's all puppy love.
All right? It's not like the
boy's going to get...
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Married?
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Yeah, man.
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One day I'm going to propose to
her with a big old diamond rock.
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With whose money?
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That's besides the point.
I know she's the one.
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She been ride or
die since day one.
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Man, but y'all just
met two weeks ago!
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And?
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Well, if you do get married,
can I be your best man?
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Uh, Ross, you're my worst
man right now. So, don't
ask me no dumb questions.
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Oh wait, you can't help it.
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Can I be the ring bearer then?
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Never.
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Come on, I can be
ring bearer, man. And I
can catch that bouquet.
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Have you ever been to a wedding?
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I think so.
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[Instrumental music]
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[Inaudible Chatting]
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What's up, fellas?
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Hey!
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Hey, what's up, Ton'?
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Hey, Hey.
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How you, how you
feeling today, boss?
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I'm feeling old. I'm
feeling real old.
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What a minute, man. What's
going on, man? How long you got
to live? You're looking sick.
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[Laughing] No, man. It's,
it's my son, Devin, man.
He's got a girlfriend.
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Get out of here. Little
Devin has got a girlfriend.
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Mm hm. And I'm meeting her
and her parents tonight.
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Ooh, that sounds serious.
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You know, I remember them days.
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My son met his woman
in grade school.
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Had a child.
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That child had a child.
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And that child had twins.
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Damn.
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That sounds like a movie,
fifty shades of brown.
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[Laughing]
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Not to mention those
triplets I got on the way.
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[In unison] Damn, Mister Brown!
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Well, you need to get
yourself snipped and tucked.
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I always have to tell
myself it's a blessing.
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Or a curse.
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What up? What up?
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- There he is.
- My man.
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Hey, what's up pops?
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Hey boy. Stay right there.
Ah, let me come over
to your right.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey uh, you worked today?
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- Money in your pocket?
- Nah-
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No, I ain't, no money.
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How are you going to pay
for this uncut haircut?
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- Uh, more of a
"wish" scenario.
- Mm-hmm.
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You ain't got no money, do you?
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Hold on, hold on. Mister Brown.
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Go on, talk to me.
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Donnie is one of your kids, too?
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Man, the devil's
a liar, but yeah.
He is.
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That's impossible. Cause
Donnie was hatched.
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[Laughing]
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That's real funny.
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When you gonna pay me?
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Uh, next Tuesday.
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Right, yeah. If you don't
pay me next Tuesday, think
of it as your last Tuesday.
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On this earth.
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Take care of that for me.
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I'll see y'all.
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[All Chatting]
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Alright, we'll see ya!
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Man, y'all know Fred
Sanford ain't nowhere
near my damn Daddy, man.
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Stop. You don't even
know who your Daddy is.
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I know who my Daddy
is, Montel Williams. And
he ain't yours, okay?
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Ooh.
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Have you seen Devin's
new girlfriend Sage yet?
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He told you about it?
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She's all over his social media.
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Sage. I don't like it.
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Sounds like some sort of
seasoning or something.
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They go wild, too, man.
I think I'm going to have
to unfollow his ass, man.
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Too much unholiness on my feed.
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Well, hold on. At
least is the girl cute?
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I mean, she's cute but
every girl on social
media is cute, man.
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They got an app for everything.
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They got this trap app, where
girls can like erase they
flaws and they blemishes.
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They even got a part of
the app where you can like see
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a pregnant girl flatten her
pregnant stomach, just to trap
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another baby daddy!
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The list goes on and on.
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Wow.
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You know, I ain't really
into social media.
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Well, that's too bad, Ton'.
Cause I just found this fine-ass
honey on Planet Black.
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gentlegemini143.
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Oh, hold on. Let's see how
gentle this young lady is. Now
is she a dime or oh my God.
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- Mm.
- Turn it.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Hit it with the zoom.
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- Get it.
- Mm.
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Wow.
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That thing there
is a silver dollar.
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- Look at that.
- Okay.
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It ain't even all in
the screen, push it over.
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Is this the only
photo you've got?
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Yes, sir.
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Man, that's a selfie from
the neck down. Uh, how,
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how you know what the girl
really looks like, man?
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I mean, I don't need
to see everything, man.
She's a pretty girl.
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I mean when you, when you
that kinda pretty, you don't
want to show your whole face.
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Cause they want you to
do that. You gotta show
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them just a little bit,
keep 'em coming back.
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Well how do you know
she fine if you don't even
know what she look like?
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Well, she ain't gotta
be fine. I don't know what
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she gotta look like, man.
All I think about is Lisa.
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Excuse me?
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Bonet. Bonet. Have a seat, man.
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You ain't done with your
haircut yet brother. Okay?
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Bonet from the Cosby show.
Not from the Stallworth's.
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[Instrumental music]
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[Laughing]
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Hey, Melinda, can you get Mister
Phillips on the phone, please?
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[Muttering to her phone]
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Uh, hello?
228
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Oh, you, you ask me something?
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Yeah, yeah. Can you do
what I asked, please?
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Yes I can.
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Uh, yeah. Could you...
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possibly remind me
of what that was?
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How about you stay off your
phone during business hours?
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Well, what if it's an emergency?
235
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What do you consider
an emergency?
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Making sure nobody posts a
picture of me without a filter.
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Cause I don't play that.
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Okay, no.
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Okay, fine. I'm just
really excited because I
met a sweet gentleman
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on a online dating site.
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Is that the new trend?
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Seems like everybody's
doing that now.
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But everybody isn't dating
Pierre, the French millionaire.
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You're dating a millionaire?
245
00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:34,842
And he promised to take
me to the top of world
if I ain't afraid.
246
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,542
[Sighs]
247
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,811
Are you sure you're not
dating Pierre the Pimp?
248
00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,147
Cause he's just going to take
you to the top of Mulholland.
249
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,652
[Laughing]
250
00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,754
You're so funny,
mister Stallworth.
251
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:52,392
I was just wondering if I
could get my paycheck a little
bit early. Like this big.
252
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,664
Uh, mister Stallworth?
253
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,766
Did you say something?
254
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:04,137
I was checking out this new
social media website called
Don'tGetYourAssFired.com.
255
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,442
[Instrumental music]
256
00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,679
Ah ha! Well, don't
you look nice.
257
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,682
Hey, looking
like a Stallworth man!
258
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,283
Thanks.
[Doorbell Rings]
259
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,052
Okay, okay. They're here. Can
you please not embarrass me?
260
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,420
Okay. Wait oh! You got a little-
261
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,922
Momma, stop it! Stop it!
262
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,523
Something on your
cheek right there.
263
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,893
Okay.
264
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:26,827
He had something on his cheek.
265
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,261
You got a little something on
your cheek. Let me get it.
266
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,463
Oh! Tony!
267
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,100
Hey, Dev.
268
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,069
Hey, Sage. You look nice.
269
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,070
Nice?
270
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,538
Just nice?
271
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,573
This dress is more
than just nice, Devin.
272
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:43,243
I'm, I'm sorry.
You look amazing.
273
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,244
Didn't see that coming.
274
00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,815
She definitely wears the
pants in the relationship.
275
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,051
These are my parents.
Tony and Lisa.
276
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,654
But they probably prefer
if you called them Mister
and Misses Stallworth.
277
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,890
Mister and Misses Stallworth?
278
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,892
You know Lisa and Tony
are perfect names. You
279
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,928
really shouldn't age
yourselves with titles.
280
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,395
I mean, ew, right?
281
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:06,299
Uh, Sage is it,
look here, look...
282
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,737
Let me ask you a question.
283
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,038
Where are your parents?
284
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,440
Oh, we took separate Goobers.
They should be here any minute.
285
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:14,742
Mm hm.
[Doorbell Rings]
286
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:18,111
Oh, that must be them.
287
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,749
Hi. You must be Sage's parents.
288
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,951
Indeed, we are.
289
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:24,752
Gina.
290
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,454
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
291
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,558
Tony?
292
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,926
Regina?
293
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,995
Wait, Regina?
294
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,764
Your old girlfriend Regina?
295
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,031
Mm hm.
296
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,768
[Instrumental music]
297
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,204
[Instrumental music]
298
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,774
Regina Kingston.
299
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,342
I never thought I
would see you again.
300
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,577
Ditto.
301
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:54,281
So, this is the
famous Regina, huh?
302
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,984
So, you two dated? Like, for
real?
303
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,053
Something like that.
304
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,522
O.M.G. Like, ew.
305
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,124
Isn't that like incest?
306
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:09,196
No, honey, we broke
up in junior high due to
some minor complications.
307
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,564
Wait, I'm sorry.
Minor complications?
308
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:12,532
Is that the way you see it?
309
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,301
You're real funny, Regina.
310
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,069
Okay, it's Gina now.
311
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,839
And yes, our breakup
was a mutual decision.
312
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,640
Mm. Some people never change.
313
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,076
I know I haven't. I still
look like a porcelain doll.
314
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,678
Oh yeah, after a few lifts.
315
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,815
Are you the wife or the
mother of the children?
316
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,282
Both, actually.
317
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:32,052
Oh, bravo for that
accomplishment.
318
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,887
That's a lovely ensemble.
319
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,888
Swap meet?
320
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:38,425
No, no. But you know
what? You have really
beautiful skin, Gina.
321
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,827
Botox?
322
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,830
Okay, all right.
That's enough, okay.
323
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,364
It's not about us. It's
about the children.
324
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,334
Yes, and Devin is
a nice young man.
325
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,036
Thank you, mister Kingston.
326
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,873
So this is the
famous Regina, huh?
327
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,075
Would y'all give us a second?
One quick second?
328
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,012
Lisa, are you okay?
329
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,114
Cause uh, I can kick them
out if you want me to.
330
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,549
Oh, I'm good. You good?
331
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:03,050
I'm good.
332
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,417
Okay. I'm good,
yeah, you're good.
333
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,418
I'm good, I'm good.
334
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,119
You're good?
335
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,855
- We're good.
- Okay.
336
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,022
[Laughing]
337
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,725
Wow, Tony, I never pictured
you in a home like this.
338
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,761
Yeah, we hit the lotto.
339
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:15,929
Shut up, boy.
340
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,498
Ah, well, you- hard work pays
off.
341
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,033
[Stammering] You know...
342
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,935
Uh, what do you do, brother?
343
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,470
I'm a travel agent.
344
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,239
Hmm. Don't they have an app for
that?
345
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,641
Not when you own the company.
346
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,481
It has its perks. We recently
went to the Eiffel Tower
and the Venetian Lagoon.
347
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,516
Oh, don't forget
the Sphinx of Giza.
348
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,318
Mmmm.
349
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,921
Oh, oh I get- I get it.
Y'all must've just
went to Vegas.
350
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,455
Couple more blocks and you
would've been to New York.
351
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,524
[Laughing]
352
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,795
And what exactly
do you do, Tony?
353
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,497
Does it really matter?
354
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,165
You guys are acting really
childish.
355
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,901
Can we order something
from Veggie Plaza?
356
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,668
My mom cooked!
357
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,770
Soul food? I don't think so.
358
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,272
Oh, you better think again.
359
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,141
You know how long it
takes to clean greens?
360
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,110
Don't be difficult, Sage.
361
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,914
Why don't we all just sit
down at the table, act like
we've never met each other,
362
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,715
and hopefully it'll make
things less awkward.
363
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,750
I doubt it. But we can try.
364
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,753
[Instrumental Music]
365
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,467
Okay, I can't take it anymore.
366
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,469
There's obviously a
lot of tension here.
367
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,338
Thick.
368
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,839
I agree.
369
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,609
So, Dad, what happened
between you two?
370
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:40,013
Let's just let
sleeping dogs lie.
371
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,281
What does that mean?
372
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,415
I want to hear it.
373
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,617
Yeah, Tony. Let's hear it.
374
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,619
All right. Since
I'm put on blast.
375
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,855
It was the night
of our junior prom.
376
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,657
[Harp Trilling]
377
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,226
[Tony's Voice] And everyone
was in line taking pictures.
378
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:59,967
But for some reason, Regina
was acting like a real...
you know what I mean.
379
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,701
See what I mean?
She was all like...
380
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,504
Let's just take these
pictures already so I don't
have to be seen with you.
381
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,339
You look like one of Gladys'
Pips.
382
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:10,978
Then the next thing
I know, Bobby Wilson comes
sliding in to steal my girl!
383
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,047
And I said...
384
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:18,585
Regina! Don't you want
to take pictures with
me? I'm your boyfriend!
385
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,886
Then Bobby said...
386
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,855
[Tony's Voice] Man, step off,
punk.
Your girl chose me.
387
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,091
[Tony's Voice] Then
she was all like...
388
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,726
Oh Bobby! I always
knew you were the one.
389
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,796
[Tony's Voice] And as I was
standing there all alone,
you turned to me and said...
390
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,699
It's too late Tony.
Bobby is mine now!
391
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,268
Nooo!
392
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,639
Ho-ho! Why? No!
393
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,874
And that's how it went down.
394
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,082
That is not what happened.
395
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,683
How do you remember it, then?
396
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,785
Well, it was the night
of our junior prom.
397
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,921
Okay, okay, stick
the introduction.
398
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,829
[Regina's Voice] We were all in
line, ready to take pictures,
399
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,932
when suddenly Tony
gets impatient and
walks out of the line.
400
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,900
[Regina's Voice] I
grab him and say...
401
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,137
You don't wanna take
a picture with me?
402
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,171
[Regina's Voice]
And Tony says...
403
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:15,842
Ha! You got jokes! Ain't
nobody trying to take a
picture with you.
404
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:21,281
[Regina's Voice] So I wept and
wept. And then Bobby Wilson,
405
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:25,052
the sweetest guy in the
world, comes to save the day.
406
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:25,785
[Regina's Voice] He said...
407
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,089
Dry your eyes baby girl, I'll
take a picture with you.
408
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:33,893
[Regina's Voice] But this
made Tony really angry. So,
he stormed over and said...
409
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,662
Hey, get away from my girl!
410
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,698
[Regina's Voice] He tried to
swing at Bobby but missed.
411
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,334
So, then Bobby did
what he had to do.
412
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:45,072
[Regina's Voice] He pushed Tony
to the ground. And I kissed him.
413
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,510
Oh, woman! Stop with the lies.
That's not how it went down.
414
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,579
You cheated on me
and that's the truth.
415
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,449
Okay, well you guys are
both unreliable sources
so who should we believe?
416
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,151
This is harder than
the O.J. trial!
417
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,519
I'm sticking by my husband.
418
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,521
And I'm sticking by my wife.
419
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,858
Tried that, bruh,
didn't quite work out.
420
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,560
Okay, this is just stupid.
421
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:08,861
You both have families now.
422
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,897
You both moved on, right?
423
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,101
You know what? My
daughter is right.
424
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,002
Tony, why should we have
this hate for each other?
425
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,804
I mean, our kids are dating now.
426
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:21,241
We should just let
bygones be bygones.
427
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,809
Maybe you're right, Regina.
428
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,777
Gina.
429
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:25,778
Right, Regina.
430
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:29,582
Uh, we were probably just
brought back one last
time for some closure.
431
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,351
And to eat all this food.
432
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,486
I didn't spend all day
cooking for nothing.
433
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,789
Yup, 'cause flashbacks
make me really hungry.
434
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,758
[Laughing]
435
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:48,301
Lisa, that food was delicious.
Honey, you got the leftovers?
436
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,769
Yup.
437
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,971
Mm hm. He got all my leftovers.
438
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,207
Uh, Miss Gina, it was
good seeing you again.
439
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,976
Well, not at first. It
was... kind of like a prostate
440
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,045
exam. I was scared and nervous
at first, but glad I did it.
441
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,247
[Laughing] Oh, oh, like...
442
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,381
like a colonic.
443
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,149
Yeah.
444
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,183
- Or a heart attack.
- Right, right.
445
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,317
Or a stroke.
446
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,518
Yeah.
447
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,920
No but I'm sorry, really,
about the way that I acted.
448
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,523
Just seeing you opened
up some old wounds.
449
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,491
Yeah, me too.
450
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,925
All right!
451
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,061
I'd hate to have to
open up some new wounds.
452
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,596
[Laughing]
453
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,300
I'm so glad you all are going
to join us on our trip to Maui.
454
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,603
And I'm going to make
sure that you have first
class accommodations.
455
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,704
Bet that.
456
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:25,505
That sounds...
457
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,274
I got it! I got it!
458
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,641
Sounds amazing. Thank you.
459
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,043
Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
460
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,613
Oh, let me get this for you.
461
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748
I got it. I got it.
I said I got it.
462
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,622
So, Dev, you'll call
me later, right?
463
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,492
Yup. See you soon, beautiful.
464
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,494
Beautiful? Really?
465
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,628
I mean, I'm sorry...
466
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,231
That's really sweet,
Devin. Thank you.
467
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,034
Mm.
468
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,603
That's Bae right there.
469
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,070
[Laughing]
470
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,639
Well, that was a strange night.
471
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,908
Hey, you know, Gina and
I might not be the best of
472
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,877
friends, but at least we got
a first-class trip to Maui.
473
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,213
Mm! Heard that.
474
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,780
What'd you really
see in her, Tony?
475
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,850
Well, I was young, you
know. Summer of '85.
476
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,019
Lip gloss was popping.
Bamboo earrings.
477
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,221
Okay, okay.
478
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,556
Enough with the flashbacks.
479
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,991
We can flashback to your last
ass-whooping if you like.
480
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,494
And we can flash-forward to
me changing your diapers.
481
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,464
[Laughter]
482
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,433
Well, until then...
483
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,567
Tony!
484
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,836
[Instrumental music]
485
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:34,006
[Instrumental Music]
486
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,877
Hey Melinda, don't forget
to send out those packages
to the post office.
487
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,948
Oui Oui, Monsieur Stallworth.
488
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,317
Why are you speaking
in broken French?
489
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,319
Remember that French
millionaire I told you about?
490
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,320
Uh huh.
491
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:51,258
He's taking me to a five-star
restaurant tonight.
492
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,727
I saw I was gonna brush
up on my French. It'll be
easy, because I'm Creole.
493
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,997
Voulez vous coucher avec
moi. Crepe, you know?
494
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,399
[Chuckling] Yeah, have fun.
495
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,768
Thank you.
496
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:02,769
My man, Tony!
497
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:03,503
What up, Big D?
498
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,805
I decided to take your
advice with that online girl.
499
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:09,876
She decided she ain't gonna
show me her face, then dammit
I won't show mine either.
500
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,112
Okay, but why are you
dressed like an extra
on a Spike Lee film?
501
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,982
I told her I was
a French millionaire.
502
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,351
And she believed me!
Ain't that a trip!
503
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,852
Yeah.
504
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,358
You're Pierre, my
French millionaire?
505
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,828
You're gentltegemini143?
506
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,196
[Stammering] Listen, I got
a perfect solution.
507
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,164
y'all should just go out
for some seafood.
508
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:33,700
Because y'all both got
catfished!
509
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,436
[Laughing]
510
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,307
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