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* shake them cakes, baby
Ay-ay, ay *
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* shake them cakes,
Baby, ah-ah *
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[continues singing along
To headphones]
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* shake 'em! Shake 'em!
Shake 'em! *
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* shake 'em to the east
Shake 'em to the west *
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* uh-huh, no, no, no
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Devin, what in the world
Are you listening to?
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It's called "love song."
By lil muffin top?
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"shake them cakes"
Is a love song?
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Boy, how can you do
Your homework with
That loud-ass music
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Blastin' in your ears
Like that?
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I don't know. It just
Kind of works for me.
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Wow. It "kind of works"
For you. Really?
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Okay. Let me see this.
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Let me see.
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Did I get any
Of 'em right?
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More than usual.
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Huh. Well, as long
As you're passing
Your math test,
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I got one thing
To say:
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* shake them cakes, baby
Ay, ay-ay *
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* shake them cakes, baby
Ay, ay *
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* shake them cakes, oh, oh
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* get down, baby
Work it hard *
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* git it! Come on! All right
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Hey, baby.
What you doin'?
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Pressin' rashida's hair.
It was a hot mess.
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Girl, you are something else.
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Devin, you gonna be late
For basketball practice.
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* [faint music]
He can't hear you.
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Oh, yes he can.
Watch this.
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Devin, you're not getting
An allowance this week.
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Huh?
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I said you're gonna be late
For basketball practice.
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Oh, 'cause I thought you said
I wasn't getting an allowance.
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'cause you know, a brother
Needs that paper!
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Oh, and don't forget
To clean up all your...
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Stuff off the table.
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Did you guys adopt that boy?
'cause I don't know where he
Came from.
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I'm sorry, baby. He came
From the same place you did.
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Just spare me
The details.
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Can I go next door
To meeka's?
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Yes. But be back
In time for dinner.
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You don't have
To worry about that.
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Meeka's mom can't cook.
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Now that I think about it,
That's why she can't keep a man.
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Oh-oh. Bye, ebony.
Get out of here.
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With your grown self.
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Know what? That girl
Right there is the...
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Hmm. "to devi-dev,
From cassie."
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Cassie?
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[sighs]
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[softly]
There we go.
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[groans]
Oh-h.
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Lisa?
Don't be that mom.
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You're right.
Don't listen to her!
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This is yo' house.
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That's true. Very true.
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Everyone deserves
Their right to privacy.
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Yeah, and I don't want to be
Like my mother was.
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Don't listen to that
Trick with that bad weave.
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Don't let the halo fool ya,
Little devil girl.
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Just shut up!
Both of you.
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Ooh. I'm not
Going to do it.
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"I really enjoyed
Kissing you
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"beyond the bungalows
Today.
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"you're a great kisser.
Not too sloppy.
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"I like that.
I can't wait for more."
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What? Little tramp!
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Ooh!
Hey, baby.
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Hi. I wasn't
Doin' nothing.
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Okay. We'll be downstairs.
The game's about to start.
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What's up, lis'?
Hey, kimball.
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So this little boy
Been kissing!
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Turn it on.
Here it come, baby.
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[laughing]
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I'm ready for this one.
Mm-hmm!
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There'll be some
Head-smackin' today, baby.
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Somebody
Gonna get fined!
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Aw, look at that.
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Ooh, we're just in time.
They haven't even
Kicked off yet.
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Ha-ha, this is going
To be a good one!
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Yes, sir!
Tony, I need to talk
To you for a second.
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Man, we need to
Handle your broad.
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Baby, I am already
Way ahead of you.
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Went ahead and took care
Of dinner. Ordered pizzas.
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All I wanna do is
Watch the game
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And enjoy my beer.
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This is not about dinner, okay?
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This is about devin.
Who?
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Your son?
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Baby, can we talk about it
At "wifetime"?
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Which is commonly referred to
As halftime in america?
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No, we cannot. We need
To talk about it right now.
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Come on, lis'.
The game is on!
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Put it on pause!
Can I put you on pause
And play you back later?
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Don't make me
Embarrass you.
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Dog,
You know she will.
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Raise up.
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Yes, woman!
Do you know devin's
Been kissing girls?
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Good. I was concerned
About him watching glee.
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I found a note
From some little girl,
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Talking about their
Kissing escapades at school.
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Why are you all up
In his business?
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[kendall]
Run it! Run it!
Oh, baby, run it!
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Did you see that?
It's the play of the season.
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You're missin' it, dog!
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Baby, can I go now, please?
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Okay, you need to have
A talk with him
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About the birds and the bees.
Birds and bees. Gotcha.
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Now it's all about
The broncos and the bears.
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Look, baby, as soon
As he gets home.
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As soon as he gets home,
I promise! Can I go,
Now, please? Please!
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Go. Go.
[tony]
Oww! What happened?
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What happened? Did you
Turn the channel? Oh!!
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* remix! Shake it, shake it
Shake, sh-shake them cakes *
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* baby, shake, shake, shake
Sh-shake them cakes, baby *
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* shake, shake, shake
Sh-shake them cakes, baby *
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Wassup, dad?
Am I in trouble?
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No, nothing like that.
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Your mama wanted me
To come talk to you about
The birds and the bees.
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Dad, I'm 13 years old!
I got youtube!
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All right. So you--
You know it all works?
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Yeah, I know.
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You know how
To use a condom?
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Once again, youtube.
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[chuckles]
All right. Okay.
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Well, then, that concludes
My birds and the bees seminar.
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Thanks for joining me.
W-w-well, dad,
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My biggest issue is,
I don't really know
How to talk to girls.
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Oh, well, son,
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It's not always about
What you say.
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It's about what you do.
And you let 'em come to you.
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What do you mean?
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I was gonna save this
Till you were 16, but...
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I'm gonna go ahead
And let you in on it now.
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Contrary to popular belief,
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I wasn't the sexiest guy
In high school.
No!!
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You?
Watch it, boy.
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But there was one thing
That I did know how to do
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That drove the girls crazy:
This.
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It's called the b.L.B.S.
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"bottom lip bites smile."
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[chuckles]
You try it.
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Close. Close, close.
But only bite half your lip.
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Look at 'em with
A little side-eye.
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You can throw in a wink
And a little giggle, too,
If you want to.
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You know, spice it up
A little bit.
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[chuckles]
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Give it a try.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
There it is!
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Look at them
Stallworth genes right
There, kickin' in, boy.
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Look, that's all you need
To have the girls
Flocking your way.
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I pulled the b.L.B.S.
Out on your momma,
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Didn't stand a chance,
Boy!
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That's how you was born.
No, no, no, no!
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Dad, no!
What, what, what?
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She's still my momma.
You're right. You're right.
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My bad. All right,
I'm gonna go ahead and
Let you do your thing.
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Um, do me a favor
And clean this room.
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Smells like feet and
Dirty drawers up in here.
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* shake, shake, shake
Shake-- *
[chuckles]
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* shake, baby, shake, shake
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Right.
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Right!
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...Buy everything. Oh.
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Look. That's the one
I was tellin' you about.
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Yeah.
She's fine.
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Hey, man!
Back up off that!
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That one's mine.
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Oh, my gosh.
So cute.
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Come on, girl.
I think I love you.
Come on!
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Me?
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You want me
To come over there?
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Hi. Oh, my gosh.
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What's happenin',
Sweet thing?
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Oh, my gosh.
It's you.
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In the flesh.
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I was wondering if you
Want to spend the rest
Of your life with me.
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Anything for you.
Girl,
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I'll give you
The world!
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[giggles]
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If you want it.
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Or a trip
To disneyland.
Really?
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Oh, yeah-uh.
What's your name, handsome?
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The name's devi-dev.
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But you can call me
Candy man.
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I like candy.
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00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:10,644
I'll give you enough
Candy to make your
Teeth fall out.
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All of them?
All of them.
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All right, candy man.
Sure you right.
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* [singing]
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Yeah, that is kinda fly.
Can't even fight.
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* shake them cakes, baby
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[devin]
Ow! Not so hard!
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That's not how you do it!
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00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,021
I thought you
Did this before!
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00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,889
Use some more grease!
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00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,394
Is that how
You put it on?
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00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,697
Is this your first time
Doing this?
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00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,168
Devin, what the hell?
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00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,142
It's not what
It looks like!
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Boy, you don't have
Girls in your room
With your door closed.
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00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,413
Have you lost your mind?
Cassie, you've got to go.
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00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,482
Come on.
Before I call your mama.
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00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,384
But, mom--
Leave it.
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00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,354
But mom, that's not cassie.
Oh, well, I'm sorry, hussy.
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00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,560
You got some serious
Explainin' to do.
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00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,329
What? She was just
Combing my hair.
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00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,898
Does your father
Know about this?
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00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,801
Yeah. He was the one
Who gave me the game
To get her.
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00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,671
Oh, did he, now?
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Tony!!
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This look good,
Right here.
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Tony!
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Here we go.
[shoes banging]
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Yes, dear.
Do you know...
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00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,689
Devin was in his room
With some fast-assed
Little girl?
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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:06,026
With the door closed?
I didn't tell him he could
Have the door closed.
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,862
This is all your fault, tony.
I did not tell that boy
To have the door closed.
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00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,364
I am not raisin'
Some little player.
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00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,432
Well, apparently,
You are.
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Shut up, kimball.
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00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,535
Looks like I'm hangin'
With the wrong stallworth.
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00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,937
Shut up, kimball.
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00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,472
Listen, baby. I just
Gave him a few little tips.
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00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,909
All right. It's not like
He's going to be down at
The don't tell motel.
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00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,544
The snooty fox?
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00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,246
Huh?
Is that what they call it?
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00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,785
What a minute. Girl,
What you know about
The snooty fox?
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Don't you shuffle on past
Away from me, girl.
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Handle it, man.
Handle it!
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[coughs]
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[coughs]
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[no audible dialogue]
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Y'all don't mind?
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00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,159
[no audible dialogue]
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00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,710
[man talking on tv]
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00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,378
You taught it to him!
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00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,747
What are you talking about?
The lip bite!
240
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,350
What? Girl, you crazy. I do
Not know what you speak of.
241
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,153
Don't give me that, anthony.
That is that same,
242
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,023
Silly-looking, cute
Little lip-bite thing
243
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,026
You used to do.
Wasn't silly when
It worked on you.
244
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,061
A-ha! So you admit it.
245
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,096
You taught it to him.
246
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,498
The boy came to me
And said he needed
Help on his approach.
247
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,167
What was I supposed to do?
248
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,070
I just don't want
Our little boy
Growing up so fast, tony!
249
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,372
We can't stop him
From growing up, baby.
250
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,575
You can only hope to
Guide him into making the
Right decisions as a man.
251
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:39,446
Fool, shut up. That's that
Same line from the cosby show.
252
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,849
Maybe. Don't hate that
I get my heathcliff on
From time to time.
253
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,353
Yeah, but you gotta admit,
The random girls, every day,
254
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,188
It's just a bit much.
255
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,390
He can't help that.
He is a stallworth.
256
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,459
We gets it in.
[chuckles]
257
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,461
Puh-lease!
258
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,363
Just 'cause the lip bite
Worked on me
259
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,932
Does not mean you were
Mackin' 'em like that.
260
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,034
You're right.
You're right. Yeah.
261
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,869
Let me get a kiss.
262
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,572
Ah, you ain't slick.
263
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,740
Come on, girl.
All I need is five minutes.
264
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,393
That was a good movie.
265
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,029
Let me walk you out.
266
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,534
After you.
267
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,276
I'll see you tomorrow.
268
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,717
Boy, let me talk
To you for a second.
269
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,190
[sighs]
270
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:02,295
So, dad. That lip-bite
Thing really works!
271
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,264
Yeah. I see it's
Doin' well for you, son.
272
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,799
Out here poppin' bottles
And whatnot.
273
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,769
But look.
You're abusin' it now.
274
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,439
I mean, you can't be runnin'
A different girl in and out
Of here every day, man!
275
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,209
Come on.
What's the problem?
276
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,278
There's a difference
Between being a player
277
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,846
And bein' a--
278
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,182
Well, right about now,
You're dancing on
The fine line of pimpery.
279
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,153
Anthony!
280
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,126
What is this?
281
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,661
That ain't mine!
That ain't mine!
282
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,964
Can you explain to me
Why I found, not one,
283
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,999
But three condom wrappers
In the trash can?
284
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,035
What? No, mom, I'm serious
They're not mine.
285
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,337
Go to your room. I can't
Even look at you right now.
286
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,706
But I didn't do nothin'!
Go!
287
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,246
I'm gonna go have
A talk with the boy.
288
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,083
No. Please. Please don't.
Okay? He is too young...
289
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,218
To be having any kind of
Relationship with any girl.
290
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,820
You've done enough talking.
I agree.
291
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,356
Guess buying
Those condoms
Was a mistake.
292
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,159
You bought 'em?
Well, you told me
To talk to him.
293
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,594
They were part of
The demonstration.
294
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,830
But I never got to use them.
I stashed them in the garage.
295
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,166
And why would you buy
The supersize condoms?
296
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,702
He's only 13.
297
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,037
Well, he is my son.
298
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,510
Know what? I-I can't even
Deal with this right now.
299
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,846
I need a drink.
I never meant for
This to happen.
300
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,448
I feel terrible.
301
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,251
While you're in there, why don't
You make me one, too, yeah?
302
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,420
Forget it.
I'll be all right.
303
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,494
Whoo, whee.
Been a long day.
304
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,968
You know what? I need
Something a little
Stronger than that.
305
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,005
Yes. Yes.
306
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,079
Hey, what are
You two up to?
307
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,881
We're having
A water fight.
308
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,316
Sara and alma
From down the street
309
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,385
Won the battle, but
We're going to win the war.
310
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,987
Oh, okay. Well, just
Please don't mess up
My kitchen
311
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,122
With all that water.
312
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,291
We'll try,
But it's on, now.
313
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,727
[chuckles] Okay.
Well, just be careful.
314
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,930
They'd better be careful!
Our balloons are magnums.
315
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,469
Let me see this.
316
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,003
Where did you get this?
317
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,239
I found them
In the garage.
318
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,108
Do you know what this is?
Incredibly-made water balloons.
319
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,181
No. No, baby.
This is a--
320
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:39,419
Um, hmm. What
This is, is a, um,
321
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,856
[exhales]
An incredibly-made
Water balloon.
322
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,526
Mm-hmm, that's
Exactly what it is.
323
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,795
Carry on!
[giggles]
324
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,466
Oh, damn.
325
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:57,304
Devin! Mommy owes
You an apology.
326
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,782
Hey, thanks for
Taking me shopping, mom.
327
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,453
You really didn't have to.
No, I was wrong.
328
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,488
And I just wanted
To show you how sorry
329
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,056
I was for not believing you.
330
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,959
I just don't want
You making some
Silly little mistake
331
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,629
That you gotta live with
For the rest of your life.
332
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,665
I want you to take your time,
And just stay a kid
333
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,800
For as long
As you can, please.
334
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,304
Well, you should know
Your son a little bit
Better than that, woman.
335
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,241
And it's not my fault
The ladies love me!
336
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,743
Boy, give me that bag.
337
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:41,248
I was thinking that
Since I'm the victim
In this here situation,
338
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,651
We should go back in the mall
And get me an ipad.
339
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,320
And I was thinkin',
I can go ahead and take back
340
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,356
All these other gifts
I just got you,
341
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,825
Since you trying
To take advantage of
This here situation.
342
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,728
Well, I was thinking we should
Just get on out of here...
343
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,196
While I'm still ahead.
344
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:01,534
Smart child. Mm-hmm.
You get that from
Your mama's side.
345
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,521
Whoo! Girl, you don't
Want to go in there.
346
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,456
Ever.
347
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,193
Might have to move,
You know what I mean?
348
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:31,130
Whoo!
You are crazy!
349
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,366
Oh, see, now--
Now there you go
With the lip bite.
350
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,603
Hmm.
Hasn't that got you into
Enough trouble today? Dang.
351
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:39,306
Tryin' to see what kind of
Trouble it can get me into
Tonight!
352
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,874
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
353
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,143
But first, I need you to do
One thing for me, baby.
354
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,778
Anything.
You name it, you got it.
355
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,881
Put this on first.
What the--
356
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,750
Yes.
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