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All right, you guys got
Everything packed?
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'cause once we drop you off,
There is no coming back.
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So speak now or forever
Hold your grudges.
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I'm ready.
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Ebony, where's the bag
I packed for you?
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Oh, I won't
Be needing that.
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Um, what about your pajamas?
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I'll just wear one of
Grandpa's yellow t-shirts.
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You might
Want to pack a bag.
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Those shirts used to be white
A couple of years ago.
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And what are you
Planning on wearing
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Tomorrow and sunday,
Miss thing?
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I don't know yet,
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But grandma and I will probably
Peruse my favorite stores--
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"targét" and toys r us.
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Uh-uh. No.
Not this time, young lady.
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I told her not to buy you
Another thing.
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Your birthday is coming up.
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You did what?
You snitched me out?
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Mom, are you hating
On a sister
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Because nobody
Takes you shopping?
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Girl, go get your bag.
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[scoff]
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What's wrong with you,
Boy?
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I ain't really feeling
This sleepover.
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I thought you liked
Going grampin'.
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Yeah, when I was 7.
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I think I'm just
Gonna chill here
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At the house this weekend.
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Plus, my essay on
The civil rights movement
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Is due monday,
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And gramps and them
Don't even have wifi.
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What if I were to tell you
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You didn't need the internet
To do your report
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And it would turn out
Even better?
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Oh, okay.
I'm all ears like obama.
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Well, your grandparents
Have a very special tool
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That allows you to find out
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About anything that
Happened in the world,
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As long as it happened
Before 1982.
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Like that?
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Yes, sir.
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It's called
The encyclopedia britannica.
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Man, you talking about
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Those big dusty books
In the living room?
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Oh, don't let that thick
Dust fool you, player.
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You crack open
One of them bad boys,
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It's like stepping
Inside the mysterious
Walls of the internet.
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Plus, m through n
Is hollowed out.
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That's where your grandpa
Keeps them magazines
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With the little bunnies
On the covers.
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Word?Yes, sir.
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Does pops have your back,
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Or has he
Got your back, huh?
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Ahem!
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What? Girl, I'm trying
To sell this thing.
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You want some alone time,
Don't you?
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[scoff]I'm all good, pops.
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I got enough kingmagazines
Right here in my room.
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Boy, unless you want
To stay in your room,
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Get your stuff.
Come on, let's go.
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Ebony!
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All right,
Let's pile in.
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Boy, what are you doing?
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Dad, you know
They only got one tv,
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And it's not even hd.
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If I got to watch
Another rerun
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Of 227
Or murder she wrote,
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That old lady's
Gonna be writing about me.
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That won't be good.
None of my will money...
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[chuckling]
Come on. Goodness.
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Hey, you better not
Drop my tv.
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♪ woke up
And my wife said to me ♪
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♪ the bill collectors
Want their fees ♪
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♪ kids keep talkin' back
To me ♪
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♪ family time
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♪ scrub the dishes,
Take out the trash ♪
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♪ history homework,
Sometimes the math ♪
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♪ the kids are gone,
We're free at last ♪
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♪ family time
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♪ family time, family time
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♪ family time ♪ family time!
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♪ family time, family time
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♪ family time
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♪ sing it again
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♪ family time, family time ♪ family time!
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♪ family time
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♪ oh, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
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Whoo. Yes.
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Now, this is what I'm
Talking about.
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You hear that?
Peace and quiet.
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Ah, yeah.
Girl, I don't know
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What we were thinking
Having two kids.
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I don't, either.
But you know what?
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Now that they're away
For a few days,
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I can remind you what
You was thinking about.
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Mm, girl,
Don't get me started.
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You know, I've been
Stockpiling missiles
Like iran.
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Well, now's the time,
Baby.
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Wait. You know what?
Let's take this upstairs
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Because I know
We're gonna get buck wild.
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I don't want to break nothing
I paid good money for.
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Oh, yeah. You know what?
That's a good idea.
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I know you've been wanting
To get to the gym lately,
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So I'm gonna give you
A real good workout.
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Ooh, girl, that's
What I'm talking about.
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Now why don't you go slip
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Into something a little
Less comfortable
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Like a g-string or
An aluminum foil body suit?
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Mm-hmm. I'm gonna go dig up
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Some of our old
Baby-making music.
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Which one you in the mood for,
Jodeci or 2 live crew?
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I'm down for whatever,
Baby.
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That's what I'm
Talking about.
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I might never let
Them kids come home.
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Ha ha!
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All right, yeah, yeah.
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She's gonna get it.
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My baby.
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♪ I have to get sexy
For my man ♪
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Mm. Gettin' ready, hmm.
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Yeah. That's kind of
Sexy right there.
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Uh...
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Here. Sure.
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This one...
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Ha ha! Look at this.
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Oh, man, that takes me back.
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All right. Now...
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Mm. The hot pink. Mm.
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Either one is gonna kill him.
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I gots to go
With the hot pink.
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That hot pink is fire.
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The hot pink is--
Ooh. Uh-oh.
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[muttering]
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[yawning]
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Mm-mm.
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What the hell been--
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[grunt]
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Okay.
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We're gonna work this out.
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Oh, god.
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All right.
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Whew. I'm sweating already,
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And that's a problem.
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That's a problem.
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That's--
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[yawn]
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[snoring]
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Whew. Whoo-ee.
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Okay. Let's get
A good little stretch
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Let's get a good-- good...
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Ohh! Good little stretch.
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Good little-- whoo.
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Whoo.
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Oh, god.
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[snoring]
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, boo. Good morning.
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Woo-wee. We must've got
Buck wild last night.
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[chuckle] And I woke up
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With my jeans
Down around my ankles
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And drool just dripping
Down my face.
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Mm. Was it mine?
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Possibly.
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Baby, how pitiful are we?
I mean, really.
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The first night
We've had alone in months,
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And we can't even
Stay awake to enjoy it.
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We're exhausted, girl.
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Well, you know,
The good news is
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We still have
A couple days.
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I know that's right.
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Why don't we just do
What we want to do?
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You know what I'm saying?
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No teacher conferences,
No soccer practices,
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No running little half-naked
Girls out of devin's room.
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No. What? What? Who?
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Look,
Don't worry about it.
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Just relax. See, this is--
It's our time.
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Just me and you.
Yeah.
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Okay.
All right?
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Let's chill.
Let's do it.
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Let's do it. So this
Is what I was thinking.
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Let's go somewhere
And get us a nice lunch,
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Then we'll go
Down to the magic theatre.
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They're doing a special
Spike lee engagement.
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You can see any of his
Movies for a dollar.
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What?
That's a good deal.
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You know, that's cheaper
Than netflix, redbox,
189
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And old bootleg dude
On slauson.
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Sure is.
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Yeah. Now, does spike
Know about this?
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Mm-hmm. It's was his way
Of trying to get people
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Not to go see
Madea goes to mars.
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Ooh, ooh, you know what?
I was thinking
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We could go get
Manis and pedis.
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Manis and pedis?Yeah.
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Is that that new mexican
Restaurant at the grove?
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No, baby. I'm talking
About our hands and feet.
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Let's get them done.Oh, no. Mm-mm.
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Ain't nobody messing
With my extremities.
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Ain't nothing wrong
With my hands and feet.
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Uh, please, that's why I
Never let you to rub my neck.
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I'm scared
You might hit a artery
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And I'll bleed to death
Or something crazy.
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Yeah, that's right.But really.
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Let's think
About the massages,
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All the back massages
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And the other massages
I'll be able to give
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With my hands
All nice and manicured.
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All right. Done. Deal.
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Yeah?I'm sold, I'm sold.
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Let's do it.Mm-hmm.
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Okay.But just do me a favor.
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Huh?Don't tell the kids
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That I got my hands
And feet done.
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It may ruin their image of me.
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I won't say a word.Cool.
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Then after, we can go catch
A couple of spike lee movies?
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I'm with it.
That's what I'm
Talking about.
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First I'm gonna catch me
Another 20, 30-minute nap.
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You know what?
I'm right behind you.
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I know.
And I saw it, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right baby, now, I know
Last night fell apart
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Like herman cain's campaign,
226
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But, just like the women
That worked for him,
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There's gonna be some sexual
Harassment in here tonight.
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Okay. Now, don't start
Talking no trash
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You can't back up,
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Because you're
Gonna need your back.
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I'm gonna to turn you--
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Let's see,
I got the whipped cream.
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Ooh.
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Chocolate syrup.
Yes.
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And a brand-new spatula.
236
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What's that for?
237
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Girl,
What you think it's for?
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Mm! I'm gonna
Get it in tonight.
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Afterwards, I'm gonna
Make some pancakes.
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You know I'm gonna
Work up an appetite.
241
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Mm-hmm. You know what?
242
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I'm gonna go take a shower
243
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And get ready
For the ice cream man.
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Baby, what you
Need a shower for?
245
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You know I love it
When you-- mm.
246
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Actually, yeah, go ahead
247
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And hit them pits
One time real good.
248
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I know you ain't talkin'.
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All right, baby,
You know what?
250
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Hop in that warm water,
251
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And I'll be
Right behind you.
252
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All right. Give me some.
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Mm-hmm.
254
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And don't fall asleep,
Old man.
255
00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:41,546
No. Not tonight.
Oh, shoot.
256
00:09:54,317 --> 00:09:55,387
[snoring]
257
00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,217
Okay, baby,
Are you ready?
258
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,288
Baby?
259
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,427
[snoring]
260
00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:05,950
Tony!
261
00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,367
Do I look okay?
262
00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:11,507
Oh, sookie-sookie now.
263
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,165
Get over here
And whisper some of them
Sweet nothings in my ear.
264
00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:15,684
Okay, because I could
Put on the white one.
265
00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,686
I started to put on
The pink one,
266
00:10:17,789 --> 00:10:19,032
But then I just--
I didn't know.
267
00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,792
Baby, baby, you know
I'm color-blind.
268
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,760
Now come over here
Before I manhandle you
269
00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:25,555
Like wesley snipes did
That sexy little italian
Girl in jungle fever.
270
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,628
Ooh, I love it when you
Manhandle me, baby.
271
00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:30,940
Mmm. Yes.
272
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,391
Wait.
273
00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:35,876
Wait.
What? What? What?
274
00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,638
So you thought homegirl
In the movie was sexy.
275
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:41,986
Why, because she looks
Like your old girlfriend?
276
00:10:42,089 --> 00:10:43,746
What are you talking
About? Daniella?
277
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:46,542
Ooh. You remembered
Her name real quick.
278
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,302
Of course I did.
279
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:50,028
Oh. Okay, so you still
Think about her?
280
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:51,823
Not until you
Just brought her up.
281
00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,377
I mean, you gotta admit,
282
00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:56,828
She was sexy like
The girl in the movie.
283
00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:58,002
Kind of, I--
284
00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:02,109
Aha! Aha! So you did
Think she was sexy.
285
00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:04,491
Baby, did you fall and hit
Your head in the shower
After I got out?
286
00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:07,390
No, but you're about
To get a knot on yours.
287
00:11:07,494 --> 00:11:08,668
You're being ridiculous.
288
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,083
You're being ridiculous.
289
00:11:10,186 --> 00:11:11,601
How you just gonna
Call another woman sexy
290
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,396
In the middle of our sexiness?
291
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,674
I didn't mean sexy sexy.
292
00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,503
I meant she cool,
But she ain't sexy
293
00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,712
Like you're sexy, sexy.
294
00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:20,990
Baby.
295
00:11:22,129 --> 00:11:24,062
You're not serious.
296
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,824
Do I look like I'm playing?
297
00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:30,172
You are straight trippin'.
298
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,277
What about all the goodies
I bought for us?
299
00:11:33,278 --> 00:11:34,521
Well, it's a good thing
300
00:11:34,624 --> 00:11:36,316
You still like whipped cream
On your chocolate
301
00:11:36,419 --> 00:11:37,593
Because, uh...
302
00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:42,425
There you go.
303
00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:47,361
Now see? This is how
Chris brown got in trouble.
304
00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:50,571
Baby, this is messed up.
305
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,988
Oh, I'll show you
Messed up.
306
00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:54,886
This don't make no damn sense.
307
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:55,991
And stay out!
308
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,026
[door slams]
309
00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:01,375
Ohh.
310
00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,021
Hey.
311
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,470
Heh heh.
312
00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:31,026
Look, I don't know
What happened last night,
313
00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,924
But if this breakfast is
Your way of apologizing,
314
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,201
I accept.
315
00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,480
Are you still trippin'?
316
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,138
Uh, no. Mm-mm. Not at all.
317
00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:41,174
You hungry?
318
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,176
Oh, yes. I am starving.
319
00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,625
Good.
320
00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:47,249
Good, good, good.
321
00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,147
Breakfast is served.
322
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:50,217
All right.
323
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:51,322
Yeah.
324
00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,530
That's what I'm
Talking about.
325
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,531
Yeah. Yeah.
326
00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:54,704
That's the bomb, baby.
327
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,638
Uh-huh. Sure is.
328
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,781
What the hell is this?
329
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:03,265
Oh, that's breakfast.
330
00:13:03,368 --> 00:13:05,612
It's not even cooked.
331
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,027
Oh, yeah. I know.
332
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,581
If you want it cooked,
You'll have to ask daniella.
333
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:11,549
I see you two
Are facebook friends.
334
00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:14,310
You know,
I thought that the kids
335
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,795
Were gone
For this weekend,
336
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:16,865
But apparently,
One's still here.
337
00:13:16,968 --> 00:13:18,245
I'm out.
338
00:13:21,179 --> 00:13:22,180
Hey--
339
00:13:23,181 --> 00:13:24,665
Enjoy your sausage.
340
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,116
They're the only ones
You're getting tonight.
341
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,808
Well, at least I'll be full!
342
00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,894
Hey, baby, you want
Some ice cream?I'm good.
343
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,585
Please, you think I'd
Get you some ice cream
344
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,724
The way
You've been acting?
345
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,415
I ate it on the way home.
346
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:51,589
You know how it tasted?
347
00:13:51,692 --> 00:13:53,142
Sexy.
348
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:56,007
Whatever. You should have
Got a bigger carton
349
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,078
Because that's all the sexy
You're getting.
350
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,804
This is how you
Want to play it?
351
00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:01,771
That's fine.
It's fine by me.
352
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,984
Hey. Did you have fun
At grandma and grandpa's?
353
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:09,745
I had the best time ever.
354
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,884
And what is all that?
355
00:14:12,058 --> 00:14:13,335
Well, what can I say?
356
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,785
Little mama always gets
What she wants.
357
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,270
I see.
358
00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:23,448
Yo. Where's my tv?
359
00:14:23,552 --> 00:14:25,278
Call grandpa.
360
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:29,178
Something about a tv
You broke when you were 12.
361
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:31,353
Damn.
I forgot about that.
362
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:33,458
He didn't.
363
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:35,909
[lisa]
So was grandma and grandpa's
As bad as you thought?
364
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:38,222
No. It was all good.
365
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:39,879
I just chilled at the house
366
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,743
With my new little honey sara.
367
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:45,022
She just moved in
With her auntie next door.
368
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:47,645
Oh, yeah? Is she sexy?
369
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,440
Smart?
370
00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:53,375
Well, she wrote my paper,
So I'll find out tuesday.
371
00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:54,410
My man.
372
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,592
So what did you lovebirds
Do all weekend?
373
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,559
Oh, well, uh,
Your father went
374
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:08,286
And got his hands and feet
Done at the nail salon.
375
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,013
No, dad. You didn't.
376
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,532
Don't get it twisted.
377
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,775
I can still knock you out
With these manicured hands.
378
00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:17,778
But the blow will be
Much softer, girl.
379
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,507
This belt ain't soft.
You need a reminder?
380
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:23,992
Keep it up.
381
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:26,339
I got enough crazy
For one weekend.
382
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,998
I took your mama to go see
A couple of spike lee movies,
383
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,551
And she saw
An attitude she liked
384
00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:33,587
And decided
She's gotta have it.
385
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:36,590
Well, only after you caught
A case of jungle fever.
386
00:15:36,694 --> 00:15:38,006
I don't have jungle fever.
387
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:41,009
I was just trying
To do the right thing.
388
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,527
This isn't good.
389
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:43,908
I know.
390
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,634
I knew dad was in trouble
391
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,601
When he was
Checking out that rack
392
00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,949
On the waitress
At applebee's.
393
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:52,572
And I ain't talking
About those barbecue ribs.
394
00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:53,953
Huh?
395
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,747
Nothing, nothing.
396
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:58,267
Are mommy and daddy
Gonna get a divorce?
397
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,407
What do you know
About a divorce?
398
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,341
I keep up
With the kardashians.
399
00:16:03,445 --> 00:16:06,517
No, silly. They're probably
In there making out right now.
400
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,897
This is crazy, lisa.
401
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,141
I feel like I've
Been bamboozled.
402
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:11,418
Well,
If you don't like it,
403
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,765
You can always
Get on the bus.
404
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:14,766
What?
405
00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,217
Get on the bus.
406
00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:18,667
You haven't see it?
407
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,497
Man, you ain't even
A real spike lee fan.
408
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,189
Perpetrating.
409
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,203
Thanks for
Dropping me off, mom.
410
00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,308
Can you pick me up at 5:00?
411
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:40,654
Yes, devin.
412
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:44,313
Oh, and can you be
On time, please?
413
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,729
What do I look like,
Your chauffeur?
414
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,352
All you need
Is a black suit.
415
00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,354
You're already rocking
The hat.
416
00:16:50,457 --> 00:16:53,115
Oh, boy, if you don't
Get up out of my car--
Give me a hug.
417
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,255
Love you.
418
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,981
Oh. And, mom,
419
00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:59,535
Is everything all right
Between you and dad?
420
00:16:59,639 --> 00:17:00,881
Why do you ask that?
421
00:17:01,882 --> 00:17:03,470
Well, because one minute
422
00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:06,335
You guys are arguing
About spike lee movies,
423
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:09,959
And the next
You aren't talking at all.
424
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,101
[sigh] Okay, well, son, uh,
Parents argue sometimes.
425
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,103
It's just part of being
In a relationship.
426
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:17,898
I get it.
Like me and my sister.
427
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:20,108
Exactly, something like that.
428
00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:22,386
So I think
You should tell ebony
429
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:23,835
That everything's
All right.
430
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,147
Why?
431
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:26,976
Because I kind of
Overheard her
432
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,049
Telling grandma she want
To go live with them.
433
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:31,533
She what?
434
00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:34,122
Hey, don't kill
The messenger.
435
00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:36,641
I'm just keeping it real.
436
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:39,506
Oh.
437
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,818
And I need some more money.
438
00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:43,338
No, what you need is a job.
439
00:17:43,441 --> 00:17:45,202
Come on, mom.
440
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,618
Once I grow up and get paid,
441
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,379
I'm gonna take care of you
And pops.
442
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:52,519
That is, if y'all
Don't break up.
443
00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:54,659
Son, you have nothing
To worry about.
444
00:17:54,763 --> 00:17:57,490
Your dad and I, we're--
We're not breaking up.
445
00:17:57,593 --> 00:17:58,836
Okay? Here.
446
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:02,046
Hey, devon, man,
447
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,359
Max and zig are waiting
For us. Let's go.
448
00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,018
Uh, p-pull your pants up!
449
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,019
What--
450
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,091
What-- where is his belt?
451
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,579
[tony]
We'll talk to her
This afternoon.
452
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,408
Yeah. Thanks for calling,
Mrs. Davis.
453
00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:21,859
What's going on?
454
00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,827
[tony] Ebony,
Spell "apologize."
455
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:28,486
A-p-o-l-o-g-I-z-e.
456
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,729
Spell "appreciate."
457
00:18:29,832 --> 00:18:33,077
A-p-p-r-e-c-I-a-t-e.
458
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:34,492
"tranquility."
459
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:38,324
T-r-a-n-q-u-I-l-I-t-y.
460
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:41,499
Why didn't you do that
On the spelling test
That you failed today?
461
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,225
I just got off the phone
With mrs. Davis.
462
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:46,194
Ebony, you failed
Your spelling test?
463
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:48,817
Well, I figure
If I got in trouble,
464
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,198
You guys would yell at me
465
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,131
And stop arguing
With each other
466
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,339
So you wouldn't get a divorce.
467
00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:57,101
A divorce? Huh-uh.
No, baby.
468
00:18:57,205 --> 00:19:00,277
Your father and I
Had a misunderstanding,
469
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:01,588
But we're fine.
470
00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:04,315
So can you two
Please apologize
471
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:05,489
And appreciate each other
472
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,249
So we all could
Live in tranquility?
473
00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:10,804
Damn. She even used them
In a sentence.
474
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:12,703
Go ahead.
Kiss and make up.
475
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,433
I mean a real kiss.
476
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:25,267
Ew. That is so nasty.
477
00:19:25,371 --> 00:19:27,166
My work here is done.
478
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,169
Baby, I'm sorry.
479
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:33,310
I apologize, too.
I totally overreacted.
480
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:36,589
I guess I still
Get a little sensitive
481
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,694
When you talk
About other women.
482
00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,696
But you're my woman,
483
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,733
And the only one
I will ever love.
484
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:47,047
Can I make a special
Request for tonight?
485
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:48,221
Uh, your spaghetti?
486
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:49,533
I know it's italian,
But--
487
00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,087
Hey. I got you.
I can do that.
488
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,744
You're gonna cook it,
Though, right?
489
00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:54,986
Just asking.
490
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,477
You like?
491
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,168
Ooh-wee!
492
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:07,102
Girl, I don't care what
They say about nicki minaj.
493
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,138
Her butt ain't got
Nothing on yours, girl.
494
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,347
Hey.
495
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,142
So wait.
496
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,075
You got a thing
For nicki minaj's booty?
497
00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:21,875
Damn it.
498
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:26,535
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