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My name is
Anthony stallworth,
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Aka tony.
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I guess you could say
I'm just an average
Run-of-the-mill type of guy.
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I take care of my family,
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I'm a damn good
Construction worker,
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And I live in the hood,
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But the last part
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Is about to change.
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[tony, thinking]
Let me see what this
Scratch-off's all about.
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Nobody ever win these things.
Let me see again.
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Hm. Nope.
[scoffs]
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Let's see
This other one here.
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Yeah. Oh, oh,
There's a winner?
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Okay, okay, 500...
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Wait. W-wait a minute.
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500-- f--
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Is it-- is it a thousand?
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Hm.
[sighs]
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You guessed it.
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I hit the lottery
For 500,000 smack-a-ronis!
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[giggles]
Yes, sir.
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In the immortal words
Of ice cube,
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Today was a good day.
[chuckles]
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* woke up
And my wife said to me *
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* the bill collectors
Want their fees *
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* kids keep talkin' back
To me *
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* family time
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* scrub the dishes,
Take out the trash *
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* history homework,
Sometimes the math *
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* the kids are gone,
We're free at last *
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* family time
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* family time, family time
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* family time
* family time!
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* family time, family time
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* family time
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* sing it again
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* family time, family time
* family time!
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* family time
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* oh, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah! *
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Here we are--
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New home sweet home
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So what do you
Dependents think?
Hm?
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I think
You should've discussed it
With your family first.
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I did.
I came home and said,
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"I hit the scratch,
And we movin' on up."
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This is up.
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So I'll ask you all again.
What do y'all think?
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I mean, it's all right,
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But we ain't gonna be
On cribs or nothing.
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You're a little too young
To be a hater, son.
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Come on, ebony.
Let's go pick out
Our new room.
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I already picked out my room--
The bigger one.
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[chuckles]
Look like you need it
For your big head.
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Oh, yeah, she get that head
From you.
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You love it.
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[laughs]
I do.
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Well, I absolutely love it.
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My son done came up...
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Legally.
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That's right, mama.
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Better neighborhood,
Better schools,
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And not a jacker in sight.
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Oh-oh, oh, no, no, baby.
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Let lisa do that.
That's what she's for.
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I don't need the provider
Hurting himself again.
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You've already done
The heavy lifting, son.
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Oh, lord, I'm gonna need
Your help today. Okay?
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I'm going to let
That one slide.
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Okay, guys,
Can you move this couch up?
Just a little bit.
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Oh-oh, no, no, no, no.
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No, it's fine
Just where it is.
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The last time I checked,
You don't live here.
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Last time I checked,
The wife was replaceable.
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Uh--
[anthony]
Ladies, ladies,
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Watch your language
In front of the kids.
[exhales]
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We've heard worse.
We go to public school.
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Baby, tony, sidebar,
Like, right now.
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Come on. Okay, all right.
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Your mama--
She got one more time
To insult me up in my house.
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Okay, baby, I know, I know.
Just go with it, okay?
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We'll move everything back
After she leaves.
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Look, I'm doing this
For you and the kids.
Don't ruin it for me.
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All right, all right,
But I'm telling you.
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I'm telling you.
She trying me.
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I know.
Okay, but I'll go--
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Oh-oh, oh, no, honey,
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You can leave that trash
At the curb.
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No, no, no,
That is not trash.
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I painted that,
Thank you very much.
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I am so sorry, miss picasso.
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Let's hang that in the closet.
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No, don't hang it
In the closet.
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Baby, come on--
[growls]
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Come on, dad,
Please don't tell us
We gotta share a bathroom.
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Unless you sharing
The mortgage payment,
You sharing the bathroom.
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Come on, dad.
She be leaving toothpaste
All in the sink.
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Plus, she forgets to flush.
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I know you ain't talking,
"no aim" james.
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Okay, look.
You pee in the sink.
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You brush your teeth
In the toilet.
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Problem solved.
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[lisa]
That is disgusting.
[sighs]
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Well, it's beginning
To feel like home already.
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Lisa, would you get me
Something to drink?
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Hard as I been working.
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Okay, you thirsty?
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I got you.
One poison on the rocks.
Mm-hm.
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Ah, see this here?
See it?
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This is why I bought
The house.
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This is just
A dusty old basement.
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That's all you see?
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Girl, I thought
You were a visionary.
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Now, think of this
As a blank canvas.
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Hm, I could put
My easel over there.
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No, no, no, ease on up, girl.
That's not quite the vision
I was talking about.
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See, that vision can happen
In the back yard.
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I was envisioning a pool table
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And a stripper pole
Up in here.
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Oh, so I'm guessing
You're envisioning
A divorce up in here.
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You don't like the house?
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No, I really like the house,
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But you could've got a house
In palmdale twice this size.
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Woman, ain't nobody driving
All the way to palmdale.
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Place don't even show up
On google maps.
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So why windsor hills,
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To impress me?
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It's where you grew up.
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Thought I was doing
The right thing.
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Now, you know
I didn't marry you
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Because of what
You could buy me.
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Mm-mm, you married me
'cause of my good looks,
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All this fineness.
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Mm-hm, you're a great guy,
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And I knew you'd be
A great father.
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I'll be just as happy
In a trailer park.
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You'd be just as happy.
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I'd be trying to get
Out to windsor hills.
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[chuckles]
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But since we out here,
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Why don't we check
Out your room-- the kitchen.
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[ebony]
Mommy!
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Saved by the yell.
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What is going on up here?
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They done lost
My prescription.
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What the hell am I going to do
Without my water pills?
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Ain't nobody talking to you.
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Ebony, baby, what's wrong?
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I can't find amali.
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What? You can't find amali?
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Oh, hell no.
Who the hell's amali?
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Probably one
Of lisa's illegits.
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I'll be in the kitchen
Since I never got that drink.
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Okay, see?
That's it.
She got to go.
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Baby, baby,
This ain't about you.
It's about amali.
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She's my favorite doll.
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If we hadn't moved
To this stupid house,
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I would've never lost her.
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I hate it here.
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I wanna go back to the hood.
[crying]
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W-what's with all the drama?
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I thought this was a comedy.
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Why is everybody taking
This move so hard?
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We're only six miles away.
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And, listen--
No helicopters.
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Baby, maybe you should go
Talk to her.
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For what?
Once she realizes
That I don't care,
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She'll get over it.
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Anthony.
I'll buy her a new doll.
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Pops, I was outside,
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And a man in a black suit
Dropped this off for you.
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What is it?
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Probably something
From the lottery office.
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Look like it's from
Somebody named "irs."
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That's I-r-s, genius.
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So what is it, baby?
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It's tax lien.
They say I owe $250,000.
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What--
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Uh...
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Did you get through
To the irs?
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They keep hanging up on me,
Like your daddy used to do.
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Well, call them back.
I'm about to.
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In fact, I'm going to
Have my new mobile personal
Assistant do it for me.
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Check this out.
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Liri, can you place a call
For me?
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[woman's voice]
I got you big, homey.
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Who do you want me to call?
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The irs.
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The feds can't help you
With that, wesley snipes.
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Just dial the damn number.
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Watch your tone.
Calling...
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Phew. I better get on home
So your daddy can rub my feet.
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You know, this gout
Is really kicking in.
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The door's right behind you.
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Oh, tony, honey,
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Mommy's going to need
That money you promised me
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For my church bus trip
To the casino this weekend.
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I'm gonna lay my hands
On one of them slot machines.
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Okay, mama.
Listen, we'll talk
About that later. Okay?
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Oh, okay.
All right.
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Thank you, baby.
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Mm-hm, mama's boy.
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Oh, my god,
So this is the new place.
Love the house, sis.
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Hey, come on in.
Beverly, you remember
My sister rachel.
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[gasps]
Oh, yes,
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The lesbian.
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How are you?
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Still a lesbian.
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Oh, well, better get on home.
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Mm-hm.
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That woman got issues.
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Okay. Looks like you
Got your hands full
With tina turner over there.
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You know the half.
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Um, you ain't speaking today,
Tony?
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I'm on hold with the irs.
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You know their hold music
Is "money, money, money"
By the the o'jays?
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Nice. New kitchen,
Plenty of storage.
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Yep, exactly what I needed.
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Damn, girl, y'all haven't even
Unpacked yet?
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Uh, hello.
We just moved in today.
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Give us just a second.
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And what are you unpacking,
The silverware? The china?
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Ooh-ooh, rachel
Don't do no unpacking.
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I just stopped by to see
What a scratch off gets you.
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I just imagined more.
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Well, ooh-ooh, if rachel
Ain't doing no unpacking,
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Rachel need to keep it moving.
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[sighs]
Okay, okay, okay,
I'll help...
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Myself to some of this
Two-buck chuck.
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[laughs]
Bottoms up.
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Y'all got a wine opener?
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Oh, never mind.
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It's a screw-off top.
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I get it.
New money.
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So why is tony on the phone
With the irs?
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Girl, don't get me started.
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As a matter of fact,
Pour me a sippy-sip
Of that wine.
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Would you, please?
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Okay, so apparently
Tony didn't know
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What the word "exempt" meant.
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Girl, what?
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00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,570
Girl, we owe the irs
A quarter of a million dollars.
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[gasps]
I know.
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00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,273
But you know what?
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He got us in this mess.
He gonna have to get us out.
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You feel me?
Yeah, girl.
246
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,579
Bring me some.
Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
247
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,514
Y'all might wanna leave
These boxes packed.
248
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,683
[chuckles]
249
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,117
That's not funny.
250
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,286
Why don't you just ask
Daddy for help?
251
00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,288
Girl, tony would kill me.
252
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,723
Lisa, give me a knife.
253
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,193
I mean a box cutter
So I can open our box
254
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,128
With our financials in it?
Oh, okay.
255
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,598
You need to set up
A payment plan, bro?
256
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,233
Lisa, you got her
All up in our business?
257
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,835
And our two-buck chuck?
258
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,436
How are we supposed
To christen later?
259
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,405
Don't look like you're going
To be here later.
260
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,808
You might be living
In these cardboard boxes.
261
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,143
[mock laughs]
Everybody a damn
Comedian today.
262
00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,546
Okay, baby,
What is the verdict?
263
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,715
I'm going to deal with it
On monday.
264
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,649
Till then, let's just
Enjoy the new house
265
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,351
While we still got it.
All right.
266
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,722
Hey there, rachel.
267
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:59,359
Oh, look at that sad face.
268
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,028
What's wrong, ebony?
269
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,730
Somebody stole my doll,
270
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,331
So I've been upstairs praying
271
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,634
That somehow we'll move
Out of this stupid house.
272
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:11,772
Sweetie, did your little doll
Have pins in it?
273
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,841
Think god heard her?
274
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,109
Well, there's power
In prayer.
275
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,779
I'm going to my room.
276
00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,613
I'm going to end it all.
277
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,586
That was a little dramatic.
278
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,521
I'm gonna just buy the girl
A brand new doll,
279
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,557
And we'll have
One less problem.
280
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,359
Well, while you're
At the store,
281
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,494
Why don't you pick up
Another lottery ticket?
282
00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,662
This one's a wrap.
283
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,164
[lisa]
Rachel...
284
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,932
Girl, you see
This blade in my hand.
Now, keep it up.
285
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,584
Ebony, I know you're upset,
286
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,020
But amali's probably
In a better place
287
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,421
Right about now.
288
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,091
You think so?
289
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:09,797
Yeah, I bet
She's making a nice pillow
For a family of rats.
290
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,998
[sobbing]
291
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,165
No! No! No!
292
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,400
No, no, no.
293
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,468
No, no. No, ebony,
Please don't cry.
294
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,838
Please don't cry.
It was a joke.
295
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,006
Get out of my room
296
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,407
Before I tell mom
297
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,509
How the computers
Got all those viruses.
298
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,079
Oh, uh, I'll be downstairs.
299
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,315
[muttering]
Yeah, they don't need
To find out.
300
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,052
Too easy.
301
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,462
Okay, now, ebony,
This is starting to get
A little old.
302
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,932
You just gonna be depressed
In every room of the house?
303
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,300
Gotta ease the pain
304
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,969
Through shots of kool-aid.
305
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,072
What do you know
About some shots?
306
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,608
Well, that's what grandma
Does when grandpa stays out
All night.
307
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,310
Ah, okay, note to self--
308
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,347
No more overnight stays
At grandma's house.
309
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:04,217
Now, wait.
Does grandpa really stay out
All night?
310
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,287
Mm-hm, but you ain't heard it
From me.
311
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,689
Hmm. Where's
Your brother?
312
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,591
Who cares?
313
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,862
Okay, well,
I'll be downstairs
If you need me,
314
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,563
And if you decide
To ride your bike,
315
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,731
Get a designated rider.
316
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,300
Whatever that means.
317
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,604
Hey there, sweetheart,
318
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,772
What day is christmas?
319
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,240
December 25th.
320
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,409
Not this year.
This year christmas
Came early.
321
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,278
Bam! Who loves ya?
322
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,880
What is that?
323
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,781
What do you mean,
What is that?
It's a new doll.
324
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,516
I got it from
The slauson swap meet.
325
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,885
Her name is taikwanda.
326
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,119
She from the hood brats
Collection.
327
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,653
[chuckles]
328
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,122
Pull her weave.
329
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,958
Where the ballers at?
Ooh, girl.
330
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,994
Hey? Hey?
She's ambitious,
331
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,595
Trying to start a new life
For herself.
332
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,964
There's that award-winning
Smile.
333
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,200
Now, I'm going to let you
And taikwanda get
Better acquainted.
334
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:54,935
I'll leave y'all alone.
Where did your mama go?
335
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,137
She's in the basement.
Okay, I'll see you later.
336
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,941
Let's go get some tattoos.
337
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,683
Problem solved.
338
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,185
You talked to the irs.
339
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,720
Well, not that problem.
340
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,323
More importantly,
Our daughter is smiling again.
341
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,226
You found amali, yes?
Yes.
342
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,328
No, w-- I can show you
Better than I can tell you.
Girl, come on.
343
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,430
Wait. Can I finish unpacking
My stuff first?
344
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,098
Girl, unpack that stuff--
Wait, wait, um--
345
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,000
Why are you unpacking
In the man cave?
346
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,937
Correction. Lisa's lounge.
347
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,539
Girl, what do you need
A lounge for when you got
Your own island,
348
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,974
Complete with granite tops
And everything?
349
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,442
Now, come on.
350
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,217
Boy, what did I tell you about
Drinking out of the carton?
351
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,419
What?
I saved you a swig.
352
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,754
Where's ebony?
353
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,656
Next to essence and jet.
354
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,961
Hey, mom,
What is this?
355
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,328
That's a good question.
356
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,032
That's taikwanda.
Pull her weave.
357
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,534
[winding down]
Where the ballers at?
358
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,804
Where the ballers at?
359
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,473
I'm dead.
360
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,541
I can't believe she threw
Taikwanda in the trash.
361
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,742
That's just disrespectful.
362
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,078
Where you going?
363
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,512
You don't treat
Hood brats like that.
364
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,014
I spent my hard-earned money
On that.
365
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,183
You mean uncle sam's money?
366
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,318
I'm gonna go talk
To your daughter
367
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,819
About having
An attitude of gratitude.
368
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,222
Anthony, slow it down.
I will go talk to her.
369
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,824
This is really getting
Out of hand.
370
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,459
[chuckles]
371
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,529
That's your woman.
372
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,666
[lisa and ebony shouting]
Come here, boy.
373
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,103
Hold on, hold on.
I've been waiting to warm
This belt up.
374
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,238
Ooh, you go fast
In those little skinny jeans.
Huh? Run!
375
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,082
Okay, you and I need to talk
376
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,517
Woman to little woman.
377
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,652
Okay.
378
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,388
All right, look, baby girl.
379
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,291
Life is full of ups and downs,
380
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,593
And sometimes there's
Going to be disappointments.
381
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,895
Mom, if I'm in trouble,
382
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,198
Just spare me a lecture
And just beat me.
383
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,700
Dramatic.
384
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,637
Baby girl, I know you're having
A tough time with the move.
385
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,938
I get that.
386
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,406
We all are,
387
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:17,044
But the thing about life
Is it brings about change,
388
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,380
And parting
With material things
389
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,883
Is-- it's just
A part of growing up.
390
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,418
Amali wasn't a thing.
391
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,121
She was like the sister
I never had.
392
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,957
Why couldn't we just get rid
Of devon instead?
393
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,560
[laughs]
Girl, I am trying to be
Serious here.
394
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,962
Mom, I was serious.
395
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,164
Okay, now,
396
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:41,068
You can always just go out
And get you a new doll,
397
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,803
But you can't get
Another brother.
398
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,374
[sighs]
You can if you stop taking
Those little pills.
399
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,975
Who told you about pills?
400
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,078
Taikwanda.
401
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,779
Oh, yeah, throw her ass
In the trash.
402
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,114
Knock, knock, knock.
403
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,348
Sorry to interrupt.
404
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,986
I just wanted to say
How sorry I am
About your loss.
405
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:03,890
That's okay.
I can always get a new doll,
406
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,460
But I can never get
A new big brother.
407
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,462
Oh.
408
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,845
So, ma, what's on the menu
For dinner?
409
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,715
Boy, you better catch
One of them squirrels outside.
410
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,983
Mom, I'm serious.
411
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,020
I am, too.
They taste just like chicken.
412
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,257
Who wants barbecue?
413
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,259
Is it squirrel?
414
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,494
Now, why are you
In such a good mood?
415
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,795
The irs called.
416
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,531
We don't owe 250,000.
417
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,133
We owe $250.
418
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,335
But after penalties
It's 2,500.
419
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,138
So I guess the man cave's
Going to have to wait.
420
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,873
Oh, no, I've got
A payment plan-- 29.99.
421
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,142
Ready to go
Pool-table shopping?
422
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,177
No, no, you know what?
423
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,813
Let's just sit down and chill
And have some family time
And eat.
424
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,416
[doorbell rings]
425
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,017
More distractions here
Than in the hood.
426
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,258
Hi, I'm briana.
I live next door.
427
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,426
Amali.
428
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,228
Wow, where did you find her?
429
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,530
My younger sister amika
Actually found her.
430
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,366
She'd been playing
With her all day
431
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,434
Until she noticed
The name "ebony stallworth"
Under the skirt.
432
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,570
She would've came,
But she needed a moment.
433
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,905
You know what?
You tell your sister,
434
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,175
First of all, stop stealing,
435
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,877
And secondly,
She can have her.
436
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747
All this drama
For nothing?
437
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,284
You sure you
Wanna do that?
438
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,952
Mom, I am so over her.
I want me a ipad.
439
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,489
[lisa] Oh.
Girl, you can get a ipad
When you get your own pad.
440
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,023
[laughs]
441
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,892
Okay, well, thanks for coming.
442
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,461
It was nice meeting you.
443
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,698
Hold on.
I didn't properly
Introduce myself.
444
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:57,003
The name's devy dev,
Aka mick swagger.
445
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,106
[chuckles]
Swagger? Please.
446
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:03,243
Can we at least talk about it?
I didn't even get your name.
447
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,911
I didn't even get your name.
448
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,679
Don't make me
Turn into mick stalker.
449
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,684
[chuckles]
450
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,753
What we gonna do with him?
451
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,794
[anthony]
Well, it all worked out
For the best.
452
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,231
I got the irs off my ass.
453
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,133
My little girl
Is smiling again.
454
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,102
Mama's happy,
And if mama ain't happy,
Nobody's happy.
455
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,439
Fellas, y'all know
What I'm talking about.
456
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,474
And as for my son...
457
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,278
You know what, dad?
This place is all right.
458
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,248
Got a little pizza joint
Down the street,
459
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,484
Dime piece next door.
460
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,953
Yep, and she is definitely
A nilf.
461
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,355
Nilf?
462
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,756
Yeah, neighbor I'd like to--
463
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:50,823
[smacks]
464
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,659
...Find out more about.
465
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,896
Man, we moved up out the hood
At the right time.
466
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,498
Mm-hm, thank god
For foreclosures.
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