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Hey, I just want to know, are you going to be longer?

Oh, you know what, Peter? I can't hear you. You've got to open the door.

Hey, I don't mean to interrupt.

I just, I really got to use the bathroom.

Um, well, look, I haven't washed my hair yet, so just come on in here.

No, that's okay. How much longer?

Peter, it's bad for you to hold it, and I'm going to be a while, so just come on

in here. I can wait. It's not that bad.

Well,

I'm going to be at least another 20 minutes.

I'll just pee in the backyard.

Don't be silly. Come on in here. I mean, seriously.

I've seen it before.

Alright, but I'm all grown up now. Come on.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Have you peed yet?

No, I haven't peed yet.

Can you close the door?

Well, just do it already.

Close the door.

How many times have I seen you?

This is not a big deal.

Stop.

I can't pee with you looking at me. It's not your problem. Well, I'm looking at

your face, not like I'm looking at you. Stop. Stop. You're being weird. That's

so rude.

You're being rude. I really am.

Come on. Pull some of your stuff, Mom.

Whoa. You know? What are you doing?

Well, you know what? I kind of always wanted to help someone pee. Let me help

you. What are you saying? Stop. You're being weird.

Let me pee. Seriously. Let me pee. Stop.

That's ridiculous.

I've always... Oh, my God. This is like a fantasy come true. I've always wanted

to see someone hold onto their penis. Oh, my God. What? Come on. Get your

away. You're being so dramatic.

This is not a big deal. Now I can just hold it like this, and I can still

repeat. Come on. Oh, my God. And go.

And go. Can I focus? What's the deal? Let me focus.

Okay. Focus.

I'm weird.

I'm weird? Yeah.

You're letting me hold your dick as you want to see it. I'm weird.

Come on.

Because I'm done already. Let's go.

Can we hold it nicer?

I can't hold it like this.

Can you squeeze it?

What do you think?

Are you growing in my hand?

No, I'm not growing in your hand.

I think you are.

Well... I don't know if you'll be able to pee now.

Come on, let's go.

This is so embarrassing.

I'm like, my dick's getting erect.

Can you... Your dick is getting erect. It's getting bigger for sure.

I don't think you can let that go to waste.

I'll just wait until you get out.

Hold on.

Alright.

It's fine, you can finish.

Oh, no, no, because I really, really want to see this, but...

The fact that your dick is kind of bigger now.

Come here. What?

Yeah. I can't let this go to waste. What are you doing? What are you doing? What

are you doing? What are you doing? What do you mean, what am I doing? My dad

will kill me. Stop.

Well, your dad doesn't need to know.

You're my mom. What the?

I've been your mom for a very, very long time. Plus, I'm your stepmom, and it's

totally different. Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh.

So you don't have to pee now, do you?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

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What are we all going to do with this?

That's going to be home quick. I can hold it.

Okay, okay, well.

Then let me just get out.

Okay.

Oh, your pants fell down.

Why don't you lay down on the ground?

What? Yeah, lay down on the ground.

a little bit better.

Thank you.

Where do I have to be now?

I'm gonna turn around for you.

It feels a little bad here, it makes it tough huh?

I'm going to be too tall.

It's like really far. All the way to your ticket.

Yeah.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Fuck,

yeah.

I'll be right back.

Yes, sir.

Do you still have to pee?

No.

Okay.

Then I work.