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10 Things I Hate About You...

I think we should
give it a shot.

I do, too.

Is that what this is?

Your master plan to get me
to sleep with you?

I love you, Bianca.

Oh, my God. I love you, too.

Just because I want to have sex
doesn't mean I should.

I've been fooled by guys
like you before,

but not his time.

I'm on The Biggest Poser.

I leave for New York tomorrow.

I miss my boyfriend.

Joey left two days ago.

I can still smell
his body spray.

That's because
I'm wearing it.

To remember him.

He's not dead.

He's just on a reality TV show,

which is probably worse.

At least
there's dignity in death.

Could you show
a little compassion?

This is his locker.

We shared so many kisses here.

Here's a novel idea--
why don't you call him?

Then he can listen to this
instead of me.

I can't. He's sequestered
in the model house,

and they only have one phone.

Last night, some girl
told Joey to hang up

or she'd scratch his face.

I'd give anything to hear
the sound of his voice.

The Buddha says, "Desire is
the root of all suffering."

Thanks, fortune cookie.

Is that supposed
to make me feel better?

The fact that you want
Joey to call

is creating the pain
you're feeling right now.

So what? I shouldn't
want him to call me?
Exactly.

So you're not dying
to talk to Patrick

about the other night?

If I wanted to talk
to him about it,
I'd call him.

He's not in a model house.

I'm walking my path,
and he's walking his.
I wish him well.

You're so deluded.

Whoa, wait a second.

Why is Dad talking
to Miss Tharp?

Maybe he's worried
you're an android.

Oh, my God, they're dating.

Bianca, calm down.

Try and imagine we're bamboo
gently bending in the wind.

And hurricane Tharp
is about to rip us to shreds.

We don't know they're dating.

Maybe they were reminiscing
about your fake intervention.

I am an expert
on flirty body language.

She did
the hair flip/arm squeeze

which means they've been
on two dates

and they've made out
with tongue.

What are we going to do
about this unholy union?

We support Dad.

We've been wanting him
to date for years, remember?

Someone age-appropriate
who works at the hospital,

not the crazy lady from school
with zero boundaries.

Dad's coming.

If you say anything,
I will hurt you.

I thought Buddhists
were nonviolent.

I'm a beginner.

Hi, girls.

Hi, Daddy.
Hi, Dad.

How was your day?

Uneventful.
Yep.

They ran this guy's shorts
up the flagpole at lunch.

That was funny.

And then we saw you
flirting with Miss Tharp.

Bianca.

She thinks you two are dating.

What? That's absurd.

All right, I'm not going
to lie to you.

We've been on two dates.

Told you.

I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner,

but I wanted to wait till I
knew it was something special.

See, Bianca?
It's nothing special.

Actually, it is.

Or it could be.
I don't know.

She's funny
and surprising and--

20 years younger than you

and our guidance counselor
and a weirdo.

She's different,
and I like her.

And when I'm around her,
I feel alive again.

You know how, like,
when your foot goes asleep

and you shake it
and it gets tingly?

Ew, now you're bringing
feet into this?

Girls, you know you're

the most important things
in my life.

I won't date Miss Tharp
if you tell me not to.

Okay, then don't.

All right.

I'll just be really sad.

But that's okay

because your happiness
is more important than mine.

Dad, we would never dream
of doing something so selfish.

Would we, Bianca?

Why don't you
invite her over for dinner

so that we can get
to know her better?

Really?

Oh, it's Darlene.

Should I let it ring
one more time

and not be too eager?

Or what if she hangs up?

Darlene, are you there?

Oh, hi. Nothing.

And breathe...

in through the right nostril

and out through the left.

Everyone, slowly return
from nothingness.

Now, I know
our meditation collective

has no official leader,

but I have
a few announcements.

First of all,
welcome, Kat Stratford.

Kat,

we're excited to be
a part of your journey.

Namaste.

Namaste.

Second, there are still
a few spots open

on our study abroad trip
to Nepal.

Anyone else like to join us?

I'm in.

Wonderful. I'll get you
the paperwork.

Oh, my God, Joey,
I miss you so much.

I miss you more than my mom.

I can't wait to hear about
all your modeling adventures,

but first,
I have to tell you

about the insanity
I'm dealing with.

My dad is dating
Miss Tharp.

No way.

Nice job, Dr. Stratford.

Joey, this is not good news.

Old people settle down fast
so that they won't die alone.

What if she becomes
my stepmom?

Calm down, Bianca.
Here's what you should do.

I have to call my baby girl
before bedtime.

Joey?

Joey?

Joey, are you there?

Why do they only have
one phone?

Okay, come on.
You can do it.

Swim upstream, little salmon.

Is there any way I can
persuade you to keep moving?

I think we both
know the answer to that.

What's this?

It's an invite
to my little sister's
birthday party.

Princess theme.
She asked me to--

All right, it's a love poem
for Dawn, okay?

Did you write it
in calligraphy?

So what if I did?

Look, last night

on the phone
without thinking,

I said, "I got to get
some Z's, Dawn,"

but I don't know
if she was done talking.

Now I feel horrible.

So I wrote her a poem
to apologize.

For saying good night?
Nice backbone.

Well, better to tell Dawn
how I feel

than let her get away.

That's the moral
of every romantic comedy.

There. Now she'll know
how I feel in iambic pentameter.

Sorry.

What a lovely home.
Thank you.

It's so inviting.

It's like I'm
on the set of Friends.

Jennifer.

Bianca, you love Friends.

Why don't you discuss
this shared interest

while I check the lasagna?

Hey, did you hear
Friends got canceled?

Yes, but people love it
in reruns.

And you know
why I think that is?

Urban tribes are now
a substitute

for traditional families.

Yeah, plus it's funny.

I'm sorry I'm late.
I was meditating.

Dad, can I talk to you
about an amazing opportunity?

Kat, I have no interest
in a timeshare right now,

especially
when we have a guest.

Oh, hi, Miss Tharp.

Namaste.

Namaste, Kat.

Dad, I want to go to Nepal.

And I'm sure
someday you will.

How about next week?
Huh?

There's
a school sanction program

where I'd spend three months
in a remote village

in the Himalayas
helping them build a school.

Plus, the trip is led
by university faculty members

who'll teach courses
in East Asian history.

And the best part--

daily mediation at a monastery

with real Buddhist monks.

That sounds
like the perfect trip

for someone else's daughter.

Let her go. I'll turn
her room into a gym.

I know that program, Walter.
It's very well run.

Not only
do the students achieve

a higher level
of consciousness,

but it looks great
on a college application.

Don't say no yet.
Just think about it.

I will.

After dinner. Would you
take a seat, please?

So, Miss Tharp,

have you ever been married?

Bianca, what kind
of a question is that?

No, it's okay, Walter.
I want this to be an open forum

where we can all
share our truths.

Great. So have you?

I have been engaged
three times--

four if you count
this one night in Vegas.

But I haven't actually
quite made it down the aisle.

Oh, why not?

Bianca.

Well, it's a question
I am currently trying

to figure out in therapy.

Enough questions.
This is a family dinner,

not a deposition.

Dad, I'm just trying to hear
Miss Tharp's truth.

So have you
ever been arrested?

Bianca!

What?

Yes, but I was
young and naive.

Girls, please learn
from my mistake.

If a cute man asks you to carry
a package over the border,

don't do it.

Don't ever do
what cute men want,

unless it's me.

Oh, my God, Joey?

Babe, I've been missing--

Give that back, Dad.

Bianca, we have
a dinner guest.

You can talk to Joey later.
No, I can't.

You just sit there and be
polite or go to your room.

I've been waiting for him
to call all day.

You're ruining my life.

Darlene, I'm sorry.

Bianca can be
a bit over-dramatic.

A bit? It's like she's
living in a telenovela.

Let's not let it ruin our meal.

May I come in?

I don't mean to be rude,

but I don't want
to share my truth

or do mirror work
or do any of that crap.

I just want to be alone.

I can tell
how much you miss him.

I love him.

And he's gone.

And who knows
when the model phone
will be free again.

Oh, I remember what it
feels like to be your age

and in love.

His name was Diego.

When he got deported,
I thought my life was over.

And the worst part about it--
nobody took my pain seriously.

They're so insensitive.

I'm sure they're
doing their best,

but not everybody's equipped
to give us what we need.

I'm here.

I'm a good listener.

Thanks, Miss Tharp.

Oh, please call me Darlene.

So how long have you guys
been together?

We've been together
for about two months.

Okay, Darlene, here I come.

1, 2, 3.

Oh, my God, I can't believe
we're wearing the same thing.

You look so cute.

So do you.

Here. I made you
some Nepalese tea.

Or chaia,
as the Sherpas say.

Katarina, I'm not going
to give you my blessing

to go halfway
around the world--

Correction.
Only 12,130 kilometers,
give or take a few.

Oh, is that all?

I didn't realize you could
come home on weekends.

I know it's far,

but this is
an amazing opportunity.

And I'll be going off
to college in 18 months.

Consider this
a dress rehearsal.

For a play I don't want to see.

I'm ready for this.

Please don't keep me from
going because you're scared.

I'm not scared.
I'm terrified.
Of what?

Of what?
You're going to a place

without indoor plumbing
or telephones

or parental supervision.
It's dangerous.

Some warlord's going to pay
seven goats for you.

Seven goats?
Yes.

Dad, you can just say no.
You don't have to insult me.

Ha.

Please let me go.

Let you?

I've never let you
do anything in your life.

It's always been one
of my favorite things
about you.

Are you saying
what I think you're saying?

Please don't celebrate
till you're alone in your room.

All right.

Thanks, Dad.

And don't come back
with one of those rings
through your nose.

Hey, Joey, I'm in class.

Oh, okay, good news.

I made it to four
out of my six "go sees."

Oh, that's so--

Oh, goody,
a bejeweled cell phone.

Just what I always wanted.

But, Mr. Meanly,
it's a matter of life or death.

Hey.

Hey back.

That's a really good look
for you.

Thanks. I got it
for my trip to Nepal.

I leave next week.

For three months.

It's this fascinating
study abroad program.

Cool.

Have fun.

You, too.

Your poem is
the most romantic thing

any guy's ever done for me.

Even that time Chris Yu

scratched my name
on his guitar.

I just wanted you to know
I couldn't live without you.

Aw, recite it to me again.

Hark, my Dawn.

You are the sweetest treat
in the candy store.

I've tasted your sugar,
and I want some more.

You're so hot
you melt my heart.

Lips, sweet and delicious,
like a mixed fruit tart.

You're cuter than Bambi,
an adorable baby fawn.

You light up my days,

my very own Dawn.

Oh.

Check out all
that natural beauty.

Eyeball exploding, right?

You guys are in
for the journey of a lifetime.

Maybe even a few lifetimes.

That's a little
Buddhist humor.

Sindu, that is too funny.

I find your spirit infectious.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

Do you know our host families?

I'd like to start practicing
pronouncing their names.

The families live
in one-room huts.

It's a little crowded,

so we'll be sleeping in tents.

But it'll be spring,
so you know what that means.

It won't be too cold?

Avalanche season.

But don't worry.

You'll each
have a GPS tracker.

I haven't lost a student yet.

Just a toe.

Now, let's talk vaccinations.

You'll need hepatitis A and B,
typhoid, and tetanus,

but good news,

because of the new well
we dug last quarter,

you'll no longer need the
Japanese encephalitis booster.

One thing we can't vaccinate
against is dysentery.

I really wish we could,
though.

But we can't. Questions?

It's a non-invasive process

that will really help you
access your--

I hate to interrupt,
but this is an emergency.

Oh, okay, just give me
a sec, Tanya,

and then we'll start
the hypnosis.

Hey, what is going on, honey?

Joey called
during math class,

and Mr. Meanly took
my phone away.

Darlene, please help me
get it back.

Bianca, honey, in this office,
I'm not Darlene.

I'm Miss Tharp.

And Miss Tharp has
to support Mr. Meanly.

You should not be talking
on the phone during class.

But you know how hard it's been
for me to not talk to Joey.

Yesterday you called us
star-crossed lovers.

And Darlene was
serious about that.

Really?

Because it sounds like
she was just sucking up to me

so she could date my dad.

No, she would never do that.

In fact, if you want
to process this tonight

over a pint of ice cream
and a Katherine Heigl movie,

Darlene will be there.

Tell Darlene I said
"Thanks for nothing."

Bianca, be reasonable.

I am being reasonable, Dad.

She's the one with
multiple personality disorder.

Darlene said you were
just upset

because she wouldn't
give you your phone back.

I'd hardly call that
a severe mental illness.

This isn't about my phone.

It's the fact that she's

my guidance counselor
and your girlfriend.

It's too confusing.

All right, why don't we
just invite her over?

And we'll share our truths.

After all , if there can be

a lasting peace
in Northern Ireland

I'm sure we can work this out.

Dad, you don't get it.

I don't want to work this out.

Now, please just leave me
to my homework.

Bianca, wha--
It's too strange.

You said if we didn't want you
to date her, you'd stop.

So stop.

Okay, fine.

See you in our
next class, okay?

Siena, hey.
Hi.

Listen, I haven't been
able to find

quick-drying snow pants
anywhere.

Where did you get yours?

Oh, Kat, I didn't tell you?

I'm not going to Nepal.

You're not?

I realized
I don't like hiking,

which means I'll probably
hate trekking.

But have fun.
Take pictures.

Hey.

Hey back.

I'm glad I caught you
before you left for Nepal.

Really?

Why?

Keith found this
in the back of his van.

I know how much you like it.

Thanks.

I was wondering where it was.

In Keith's van.

Yeah, you said that.

I guess I'll see you around.

Have a safe trip.

Joey, I miss you so much.

I miss you more.

Co Liviette just fainted
during our photo shoot,

so we have the phone
until she revives.

Then she's going to want
to call her baby.

Oh, goody, I hope
she's out for a while.

We have so much to catch up on.

Tomorrow's makeover day.
I'm so nervous.

What if they shave my head?

I don't know
how to work my skull.

Joey, there's something
I have to do right now.

Call me back later, okay?

But--
Love you. Bye.

I'm on the other end.

Yo, Tom, I thought
you brought it.

You've got style.
You were sexy.

Looks good. Can I have some?

Don't choke on it.

Look.

I'm sorry I freaked out
about Darlene.

I was being selfish.

Was?

You mean you're not being
selfish anymore?

Listen, I know how it feels

to want to talk
to someone so badly it hurts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I call her?

Yeah, but...

I'm switching to the other
guidance counselor.

Deal.

Joey.

Don't worry
about your makeover.

I told you
she'd come around.

Listen, are you free to see
a movie this weekend?

I have seen you model enough
to know you're a chameleon.

What are you doing out here?

The program recommends

we try out all our equipment
before the trip.

Can I ask you something weird?

Where will you go
to the bathroom up there?

Oh, God.

You're so brave, Kat.

I could never go to someplace
halfway around the world

where I didn't know a soul
or speak the language

or have any idea
what I'm eating,

but it all sounds
so exciting and exotic.

I don't want to go.

I like indoor plumbing.

I don't want
to forage for roots

or wear snow pants.

And--
And what?

And he didn't
try to stop me.

I'm stopping you.

I need you here.

Dad is still dating
our guidance counselor,

and based on
their body language,

they're three dates away
from having sex.