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Previously on
10 Things I Hate About You...
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It's the first day of school,
so remember the most
important thing--
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don't get pregnant.
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Bye, Dad.
Bye, Dad.
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Using exhaustive
Facebook research,
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I've identified
the most popular girl
at school.
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I'm Chastity.
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This is Joey Donner,
my boyfriend.
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Who is Captain Intensity
over there?
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Patrick Verona. People
say he knows the taste
of human flesh.
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Please.
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My name's Cameron.
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I'm so lucky
to have met you.
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You're my first GBF.
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What-- A GBF?
Gay best friend.
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People
are not scared of me.
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Sure they are. That's why
I find you interesting.
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Maybe I'm a really bad
boyfriend.
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You're, like,
the perfect boyfriend.
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All this time
we've been friends,
you've liked me?
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I've loved you.
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I don't feel the same way.
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You have no right
to do that.
Bam.
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They're making us
wear uniforms.
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So you don't give a damn
that we no longer have
the rights
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that are guaranteed to us
in the Bill of Rights?
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What's the point?
It's not like we can change it.
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Be quiet, please.
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Shut up and listen to her.
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Joey and I broke up.
I cut him loose.
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Come back here with that,
or you're suspended, too.
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Then I guess
I'm suspended.
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You sure about this?
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No.
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But I'm doing it.
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Hey, Kat. It's your sister
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calling from a deserted
parking lot.
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Oh, hello,
creepy man in a van.
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I don't need a ride.
My sister's picking me up.
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Thanks.
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Call me.
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Hey, Fivehead.
Do you need a ride home?
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Joey, we can't
be seen together.
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Chastity has vowed
to dismember the girl
who kissed you,
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and our make-out sessions
won't be nearly as fun
if I have no arms.
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This sucks.
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I just want to shout
from the rooftops--
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I'm dating Bianca Stratford!
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That is so sweet,
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but could you just mouth it?
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Okay, I have a simple
two-step plan
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to get us through this.
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Step 1,
we date in secret.
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Joey.
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Oh. Doing them now.
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Step 2, we track down
the surveillance tape
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of our make-out session
before Chastity sees it.
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Cool. We could
watch it together.
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So we can erase it.
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That's good, too.
No bad ideas.
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Oh, God. Get down.
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Hi, Chastity.
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Hop in, B.
I'll give you a ride.
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We can play a game.
It's called
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Top 10 Ways
to Torture the Skank
Who Kissed Joey.
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I'll go first.
Waterboarding, duh.
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TP her locker?
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Lame.
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Put semi-permanent
green dye in her sham--
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Mm-mm.
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Throw her in the ocean
in a meat bikini.
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I love it.
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I can't believe
I just did that!
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I can't believe
I just walked out of school!
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It was so exciting.
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I wonder if Gandhi
ever felt like this,
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so alive, so inspired, so--
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Hot.
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We took a stand.
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Uh-huh.
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We told the establishment
to stick it.
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Yeah, yeah, we're heroes.
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Let's go in.
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Hell, no.
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Oh. And I thought
you were a tough guy.
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I'm suspended.
My dad is going to kill me.
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I am so stressed out
about this Chastity thing,
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I can't even enjoy the fact
that Dad is going to kill you.
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Hi.
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Dad, I'm so glad
you're home.
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Relax. I just got here.
Hi, honey.
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Hi, Daddy.
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So I heard
some good news today.
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I heard someone got suspended.
Who was it again?
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Oh, that's right. It was you.
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What are you doing?
Don't you know it goes
on your permanent record?
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I thought you were
going to drop this.
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I was going to, but--
But what?
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What happened in between
me ordering you
back into school
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and you walking out of it?
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I had to stand up
for my principles.
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They were hassling some guy.
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Guy? There's a guy now?
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Do you know this guy?
What guy?
Some guy.
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Some-- Some poor kid.
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Oh, a kid.
They were going to search
his backpack.
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Someone had to intervene
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before they performed
a full-body cavity search.
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This is America, not Xinjiang.
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Do you notice that this isn't
China or Tibet or Cambodia?
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But there is an emperor here,
and it's me.
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Who, incidentally, taught me
to think for myself.
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Oh, no. You can't
blame me for this.
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You broke the rules.
You're going to have to deal
with the consequences.
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I know.
I'm suspended tomorrow.
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No, these consequences.
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You're painting
the living room tomorrow.
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Just in case you don't
get into a college,
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now you'll have a skill
to make a living.
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Okay, does the back
of this girl's head
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look
like the back of mine?
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No. She doesn't have enough--
What do you call them?
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Natural highlights.
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Natural, sure.
What are you doing?
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All that Chastity knows
about Joey's mystery girl
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is she's blonde and thin,
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so I'm assembling
a list of suspects.
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Once Chastity sees
how huge it is,
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she'll be overwhelmed
and give up.
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Thank God we live
in California.
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Here's a thought.
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If you didn't do
anything wrong,
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why not just tell
the Satanic Smurfette
the truth?
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Like you did?
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Dad, they were totally
going to search
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some poor kid's bag,
so I had to stand up
for his rights
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and ride off into the sunset
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with him on the back of
his bitchen motorcycle.
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Bianca, I was standing up
for our constitutional
protections.
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Oh, my God. Shut up.
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You're like
a live feed from CNN.
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So I told Bianca
I need time to get over her,
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then I turned and walked away
without looking back.
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Yes, yes, I was hoping
you wouldn't look back.
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Good for you, bro.
You finally told her off.
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When you say it like that,
it sounds harsh.
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Now I feel bad.
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Maybe I should apologize.
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After all, it's not her fault
she doesn't love me back.
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Dude, if you really
want to get over Bianca,
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stop making excuses
and get angry.
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Did you learn anything
from your parents' divorce?
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I'm not angry. I'm just
hurt and disappointed,
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and for some reason,
I can't listen to the radio.
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Bianca rejected you, okay?
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You gave her your heart,
and she riverdanced over it,
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then made out
with the quarterback
of the football team.
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And you want to apologize?
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Not that much anymore.
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Oh. Hey, Cameron.
How are you?
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Very well, thank you.
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Yeah, buddy.
Yes!
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Hey, bestie.
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I found out where they keep
the surveillance tapes.
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You did? Oh, goodie.
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Mm-hm. They're locked
in the AV closet.
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I tried to bribe
the janitor to open it,
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but he's afraid
he'll lose his job.
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Like there aren't
a million other bathrooms
to clean out there.
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Well, darn it.
I guess we'll never
get the tape, then.
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Well, that's what I thought,
until I remebered
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that that tall nerd person
friend of yours
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is king of the AV club.
Get the key from him, okay?
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I'd do it myself,
but I don't want to look
petty and vindictive.
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You cannot come in.
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If my dad sees you here,
his head will explode,
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and then I'll have to repaint.
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Your dad's at work.
How's he going to see me?
Hidden cameras?
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Yes.
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Come on. I'll help you paint.
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It's the least I can do.
After all, you did get
suspended for me.
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Don't flatter yourself.
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I got suspended
for my principles.
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I just fled the scene with you.
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Really? Because I think...
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I'm not kidding.
I can't mess around.
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You don't get the point
of being suspended at all.
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Day off, no school.
It's like a vacation.
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This is not a vacation.
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After I paint this entire room,
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I have to study
for an English test
I was supposed to take.
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If you get suspended
on a test day, you get a zero.
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Dem's da rules.
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A zero? No. They'll just
have to make an exception.
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I don't think they do that.
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Not that I've ever tried.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. I can't get a zero.
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That'll bring down
my whole GPA,
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and on top of the suspension--
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Why did I do something
so stupid?
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I have ruined my entire life,
my whole future.
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I won't get into Brown.
I won't be able to protect
civil liberties
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and crusade against injustice.
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And I can't even be
a house painter
because I suck at it.
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Don't you think
you're overreacting?
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It's your first day
as a painter.
You'll get better.
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I'm just kidding.
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If this test is that important,
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then just break into school
and take it.
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How am I going to do that?
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With my help.
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I'm not so sure about this.
What if somebody recognizes me?
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Don't worry. With that hood
and glasses, they'll just
think you're a celebrity.
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Whoa, check it out, dudes.
It's Patrick Verona.
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And he brought
our favorite freedom fighter,
the Dalai Mama.
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Really? Me, your favorite?
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Because of you getting
your protesting back out,
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we got to empty our lockers,
all full to brimming
with sweet hydro.
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That's exactly
what I was fighting for--
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Your stash.
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Could you guys get in
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and grab the wheel, please,
before the BKWs catch us?
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We need passage.
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The southwest hall is clear.
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How do you know?
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There's an app for that.
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Bianca.
Joey.
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Bianca, I got your text.
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How'd you get out of class?
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I told the teacher
I was itching.
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God, you're pretty.
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Thanks, but that's not
why I need to talk to you.
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We have an emergency.
Step 2 of our plan
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is about to go off the rails.
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Step 2.
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Destroying the security tape.
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Are we done with step 1?
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No. Step 1 is like
the Olympic torch--
It's always going.
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Now listen-- I need you
to get into Cameron's pants.
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He's gay.
It shouldn't be that hard.
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To steal his keys.
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That's what I thought.
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He has gym next period.
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Steal his keys. Get them to me.
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I'll get the tape, erase it,
then you slip his keys
back into his pants
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before the class ends.
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Do I need to write this down?
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I don't mean to diss
on your plan,
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because it's really
complicated and awesome,
251
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,620
but why can't you just
ask him for the keys?
252
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,830
Because he's mad at me.
253
00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,620
Long story. Strange.
254
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,830
But listen,
we need to act fast.
255
00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,460
If we don't, Chastity will,
and then we'll have to move
to Bolivia.
256
00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,920
Calm down, Five-o.
257
00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,830
No one's moving to Africa.
258
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,330
I'll get you those keys.
259
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,620
Oh, Joey.
260
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620
Bianca.
261
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,250
School police.
262
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,920
I need to see that hall pass.
263
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,380
This watermark looks like
it was made with diet soda.
264
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,540
Do I look like an idiot to you?
265
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,790
You're skipping class
to make out with
your boyfriend?
266
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,790
Just the last ten minutes.
Besides, it's history.
I already know how it ends.
267
00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,120
Everyone dies.
268
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,710
Aren't you supposed to be
painting the living room?
269
00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,000
I have to take an English test.
270
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,500
You broke into school
to take a test?
271
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,790
You are so weird.
272
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,210
Hi, I'm Joey,
Bianca's boyfriend.
273
00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:10,960
We should double sometime.
274
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,000
Joey, we're dating in secret.
275
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,790
Bianca, I think they know.
276
00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,620
I was never here.
277
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,880
You Stratford sisters
are a strange breed.
278
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,670
Kat?
279
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,920
Aren't you suspended?
280
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,750
Would I be here
if I were suspended?
281
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,750
No. I'd be home
watching Oprah.
282
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,750
Did you know I was once
an audience member
on her show?
283
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,580
You don't say.
284
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,580
They gave us all a pair
of these tennis shoes
285
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,330
that firm your butt
just by wearing them.
286
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,710
That Oprah deserves
the Nobel prize.
287
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,170
She is a saint.
288
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,790
Are you trying
to steal my keys?
289
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:17,880
No, no, I was just
admiring them from a-close.
290
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:22,960
Okay, look.
Bianca told me that you guys
are kind of in a fight.
291
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,710
Yeah, well, I don't want
to talk about it--
292
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,460
Especially with you,
Joey Donner.
293
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,540
I'm sorry. I understand.
294
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,830
Well, not really,
but Bianca needs your help.
295
00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:36,830
Does she, now?
296
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:37,920
Yep.
297
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,790
See, there's this security tape,
298
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,250
and I'm supposed
to get your key, so--
299
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,540
Wait a minute.
Let me check my notes.
300
00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:48,710
Keys out of pants.
Get the keys to Bianca,
who destroys tape, then go--
301
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:52,080
Are you done?
I have a rope to climb.
302
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,580
Okay, man to man.
303
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,880
Me and Bianca,
we're making out
304
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,670
on a tape that's locked
in the AV closet.
305
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,250
We need to get the said tape
306
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,170
before Chastity sees it
and bad things happen.
307
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:04,500
So I'm just a part
of her master plan?
308
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:08,040
Yeah, but you're not
supposed to know.
309
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,670
Oh, and don't tell anybody
that we're dating.
310
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,670
I always forget step 1.
311
00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,710
So you're dating now?
312
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,880
Well, congratulations.
313
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,040
Thanks!
314
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,670
Hey, thought--
315
00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:23,500
How about you
snag the tape for us?
316
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,290
That makes it so much easier.
317
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,500
Sure, bro.
I'll get you the tape.
318
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,080
And then
I'll even sweeten it up,
319
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,830
with a little Jay-Z
and some cool effects.
320
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,040
And then I'll wrap it
in a heart-shaped box,
321
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,330
filled with
rose petals and wishes.
322
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,250
Don't bother.
We're just going to erase it.
323
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,460
But thanks. Up top.
324
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,080
Academic catastrophe
averted.
325
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,620
I took the test.
Actually, I aced the test.
326
00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,670
Incense, my ass.
327
00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:59,710
I know my incense.
I got five different types
of incense in my bathroom.
328
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:03,420
I got sandalwood,
old school musk...
329
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,040
You've been wanting
to do that all day.
330
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,830
Let's get out of here.
331
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,420
I still have to finish
painting the living room
before my dad gets home.
332
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,000
Someone's coming.
333
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000
Shut up. Let's go.
334
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,620
Hey, you.
335
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,420
Motorcycle man.
You shouldn't be here.
336
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,580
Today was fun.
337
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,880
You want to run? Okay.
338
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,250
I got you.
339
00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,750
Oh!
340
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,620
You.
341
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,120
You told Cameron
we were dating?
342
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,120
I had to call
an audible.
343
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,290
No.
344
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,960
He must be so upset.
345
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,330
Not at all.
346
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,420
In fact, he wanted to do
347
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,250
this whole soundtrack
thingie.
348
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:07,710
Uh-oh. Chastity's at 6:00.
Now 7. She's at 8.
349
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,540
I can't tell time this fast.
Hang up the phone.
350
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,120
Great news, B.
Your nerd boy?
351
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,420
He got me the tape.
352
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,790
He gave it to you?
You don't want to watch this.
353
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,540
Uh, yeah, I do.
354
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,210
I do.
355
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,330
It's already cued up.
356
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,540
I wish we had popcorn.
357
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,120
No, I don't want to wait
the three minutes.
358
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,960
Chastity, listen,
there's something I need
to talk to you about.
359
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,420
It's not that big of a deal.
There she is.
360
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,920
I will never forget
those roots. Ugh.
361
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,960
Listen, Chastity,
I want you to know
362
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,250
that this shouldn't affect
our friendship in any way,
363
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,170
because what you're
going to see is not--
364
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,170
Damn it.
365
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,080
Security system's crap.
366
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,290
Stupid public school.
367
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,500
I guess we'll never know
who she is.
368
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,750
It'll just remain
one of life's mysteries,
like Fergie's age.
369
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,080
I can't be the only person
who saw them.
370
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,540
I mean, you know what?
371
00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,080
We'll start interrogating
people.
372
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,120
Eventually,
some nut will crack.
373
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,250
Chastity, can you
just explain to me
one teeny, tiny thing?
374
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,290
You dumped Joey.
375
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,330
Why do you care
who he kissed?
376
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,080
Because-- Because...
377
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,500
it's humiliating.
378
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,790
It didn't even take him a day
to get over me.
379
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,460
When he kissed that sloor,
380
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,210
he probably still had the taste
381
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,080
of my strawberry ultimate shine
lip quencher on his mouth.
382
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,380
Whoever that girl is,
she can't compare to you.
383
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,170
You are the most popular
girl at this school.
384
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,170
You're the youngest
head cheerleader
385
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,460
in the history of Padua High.
386
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,920
You are
Chastity freaking Church.
387
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,670
You're right.
388
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,000
You're right.
I'm me, and she is nothing.
389
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,040
A nobody.
A nasty, mangy piece
of garbage.
390
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,750
Okay.
391
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,040
Thank you for reminding me
how amazing I am.
392
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,460
I am so glad we're besties.
393
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,710
Air hug.
394
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,330
Oh, and give that back
to nerd boy.
395
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,420
What's your deal? Is someone
paying you to ruin my life,
396
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,920
or is something
clinically wrong with you?
397
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,000
Dad, I had to--
398
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,040
Not another word.
399
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,460
What did she do now?
400
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,540
Today's stunt
was breaking into school.
401
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,000
To take an English test.
Hush.
402
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,960
They were going
to give me a zero.
I said--
403
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,250
Wait, what?
You broke into school
to take a test?
404
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,040
I know. It's weird.
405
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,710
And it's going to cost you
another mark
406
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,000
on your permanent record.
407
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,040
So let me get this straight.
408
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,380
You're going to punish
my daughter for trying
to get a good grade?
409
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,620
Well, I'm sure as hell
not going to reward her
410
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,420
for breaching our costly,
yet apparently crap,
security system.
411
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,040
Come on.
412
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,830
If this is the way
you treat a good student,
413
00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,210
what do you do
with the bad ones?
414
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,540
Chain them up
to break rocks during recess?
415
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,170
Just because
she's a good student
416
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,790
doesn't mean she's good.
417
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,170
She's in my office
more than that boy
that randomly bites
418
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,380
other kids' necks.
419
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,790
Damn this vampire craze.
420
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,580
Look, Kat is many things--
421
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,000
Stubborn, intractable,
422
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,750
relentless--
Annoying,
423
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,790
trouble-making.
424
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,540
Pardon me, Principal Holland,
425
00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,080
but if anyone's
going to insult my daughter,
it's going to be me.
426
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080
This girl is a great kid.
She's smart and soulful,
427
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080
generous and good-hearted.
428
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,000
She's determined to make
a difference in the world,
and she will.
429
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,380
I'm sure of it. Yesterday,
when she walked out,
430
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,790
yes, she broke the rules,
431
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,460
but it was 100%
the right thing to do.
432
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,710
She was just
defending a poor kid
433
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:25,080
against authority figures
who prefer to scare kids
into submission,
434
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080
rather than inspire them
to greatness.
435
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,250
I got the other one.
436
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,790
Man, he's fast.
437
00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,460
Well, well, well.
438
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,330
Here's that poor kid now.
439
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:38,290
That poor, defenseless kid.
440
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,580
Cameron, thanks
for erasing the tape.
441
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,000
Consider that your last favor.
442
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,790
Look, I'm so, so, so sorry.
443
00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,120
I wanted to tell you
about Joey,
444
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,750
but you weren't
speaking to me.
445
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,330
No, I'm sorry.
446
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,210
I'm sorry I thought you were
447
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,920
this sweet,
innocent girl from Ohio,
448
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,790
who thinks about puppies
as she falls asleep.
449
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,710
But now I see
you're this ruthless vixen
450
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,880
who will step on anyone
to get what she wants.
451
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:25,170
In fact,
I bet you hate puppies.
452
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,500
I love puppies.
453
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,080
Not falling for that again.
454
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,170
Hey, B.
455
00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,880
You want some fro-yo?
456
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,420
I got a huge one
because I feel like
celebrating me.
457
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:44,420
Mm, whoever invented sprinkles
deserves a gold star. Mm.
458
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:51,290
Chastity, I have
something to tell you.
459
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,830
I'm so glad
we've become friends,
460
00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:58,000
real friends, which makes this
so much harder to say,
461
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,500
but I have to be
honest with you,
no matter what happens.
462
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,420
Uh, well,
consider the suspense built.
463
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,170
I'm the one who kissed Joey.
464
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,670
So that went well.
465
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,250
The test grade counts,
the suspension's been lifted,
466
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,670
and Principal Holland
admitted that she didn't
have a concussion
467
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:19,830
in front of witnesses.
468
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,670
Thanks to you, I'm still
an Ivy League candidate.
469
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,120
You're also a liar.
470
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,250
What?
471
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,670
This whole time,
you've been telling me
472
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:26,960
this is about your principles.
473
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,250
You forgot to mention
your principles drive
a motorcycle.
474
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,670
So it was Patrick's bag.
475
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:31,960
That's not why I left.
476
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,000
The school violated several
Constitutional amendments.
477
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,420
Dad!
478
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:42,290
Kat!
479
00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:43,790
Just get in the car
and drive.
480
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:47,620
What is going on?
Why are you covered
in sprinkles?
481
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,880
Just drive.
482
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:54,330
Go, go, go.
Chastity is coming.
483
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:57,290
Oh, I will see you
at school tomorrow!
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