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♪ What makes life the most orderly? The best and the most complete. ♪

♪ It is a good program, It is a good knowledge, ♪

♪ is the person indicated to love. ♪

♪ Candy makes you feel so elegant, But if you ask me, ♪

♪ She is the person indicated to love. ♪

Hello, my name is Buster Hyman, We have the same kind of English

And I wondered if you would like to stay, You know, leave. What do you think?

Thanks, but no.

Do you realize who you just rejected? Only to the most popular school of school.

I don't understand. You rejected everyone. Why do you never leave anyone?

Promise me that you will not tell anyone.

Do you promise?

Well, I'll tell you why. It's my dad. Believe that not yet I am mature enough to go out with someone.

You have to be joking. I wish it was half of Maduro.

Don't know. Sometimes I wonder if everything is running Class in class I was taking me somewhere.

What do you mean?

Well, I came to college to try to do something important in life.

You know, help some way to my fellow men.

There are so many people in need In this world.

Hello darling.

There is your neighbor.

See you later, Candy.

♪ Make sure you feel very elegant, But if you ask me, ♪

♪ Candy, makes you feel very elegant, But if you ask me, ♪

♪ Candy, she is more than Sugar and spices. ♪

♪ Fantasy becomes so real. Ice cream, cake and sweets. ♪

♪ It's someone you can trust. It shows. ♪

Hello, I'm Gail Palmer And this is my candy.

Inside it a heart beats As big as that fabulous chest.

How much you want to feel the needs of a man

and be at your service if so I just knew what they are.

Good afternoon, Manuel.

What good morning, Manuel.

Yes, lady.

Pass, Candy.

Hi, Chihuahua.

Candy, don't you think you are Seeing Manuel too much?

Mrs. Howard told me that You spent all Saturday talking to him.

That kind of thing is not to incriminate the neighbors.

You know what I mean, Candy.

Yes, dad.

Dad, do you prepare something for dinner? With exams?

I would like to go directly to The bed and sleep a little.

As you want, dear.

They don't like that To the neighbors.

After all, we should not Sandal Sra. Howard.

Oh, dad. Seriously, I'm 20 years old.

That is me, the last 20 -year -old virgin.

Well, I don't care about What do you think. I am a woman.

So, small, you want be Manuel Label's wife.

I admire your ambition.

What a shame, shame, shame, Candy What will the neighbors think?

Manuel, don't leave me. I would die if you were.

Let me be your wife.

Leave me, honey. I can make you happy.

Please, oh, love, please.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Ah, right there.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

What a shame, what shame! What will the neighbors think?

Ay, Manuel.

I can make you happy, honey.

TRUE.

TRUE.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Candy

Don't leave me, please.

Manuel.

Candy, how sweet.

How good it feels.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

Ay, Manuel.

TRUE.

Ah, Manuel.

Well, I guess that's it.

Dad, are you awake?

Oh

Well, Candy is about to discover If dreams come true.

I doubt that Manuel understands what he refers to.

In addition, good morning, for Please, and Manuel is a good boy.

Manuel practically does not dominate English.

Hi, Manuel.

How about this morning?

A good day, senator, right?

Ah, yes.

That does not look very good.

Why don't you go to be cold?

Oh, don't worry, Dad left this morning.

Poor.

Well, don't worry.

I will fix something and take it to the greenhouse.

The greenhouse, Manuel?

See you in the greenhouse.

Greenhouse?

Yeah.

Poor.

I have so much to teach you.

Ah, give me pi night.

Oh, how decadent you are, Manuel!

Here are.

Gee! What thirst you were!

Manuel, talk to me.

What are your plans for the future?

Manuel, people need to communicate.

That is the problem of this world.

No one communicates.

I can help you, Manuel.

I know I can.

Well.

Manuel, do not change the subject.

I know.

I'm shame.

Enough.

But Manuel, you think the people should communicate, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my dear gentleman.

You really need me.

Believe me, I understand.

It must be very difficult For you with women.

Or with your nationality, and all that.

Don't worry.

I'm here to help you.

Candy, are you there?

My mother!

Dad.

But don't worry, poor.

Candy will take care of you.

Candy?

That is my room, there in the corner.

Come tonight.

But do what you do, do nothing.

Until the Dad room lights.

OK?

Until tonight, my gentleman.

You can go back to work.

But I'll wait for you when Darke, right there.

I hope you have succeeded With those windows, Manuel.

Candy, are you there?

Manuel, Manuel, more slowly.

Hi beautiful.

Manuel, Manuel, more slowly.

Miss Candy.

Manuel, look.

I was a ...

No, Manuel.

Manuel, more slowly.

Oh!

Manuel, no.

Manuel, no, more slowly.

Oh!

Oh, ah.

Manuel.

Manuel, no, goes down.

No.

Manuel.

No.

Oh.

Ah.

Manuel.

Don't know.

No, Manuel.

Linda

No, no, no.

Ah, how big chichis.

Ah, how big chichis.

No, no, no.

More slowly.

Gee!

No.

Manuel.

Quiet, Manuel.

You will wake up Dad.

Manuel.

Manuel, more slowly.

Dad.

You will hear us.

Quiet, little duffel.

OK.

Come on.

Don't worry.

Oh!

Hey.

No, Manuel.

No, no, no.

Manuel

Oh!

Oh!

Manuel

No.

No.

Dad.

Dad, my God.

Oh my God, no.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Thanks for you, shut up.

I will take care of you after to take care of this.

God, shut up.

Manuel. Daddy, no.

Oh, God, no. Manuel.

No, Dad, for.

Pederast.

Manuel is a good boy.

Be quiet. I'm going to kill you.

Oh my God, don't do it.

No.

Son of a bitch!

Goodbye, Mr. Christian.

I will take care of you after taking care of this with just one thing at a time,

what at least maintains its exclusive confusion.

Dr. Wagner wanted an emergency.

Dr. Wagner wanted a Emergency, please.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three,

two, one.

Tick.

Good.

Brilliant.

- Are you here to masturbate? - Sorry?

Masturbation? Onanism?

Masturbate? Masturbate old meat?

- Touch the clitoris, if necessary? - I'm not here for that.

AND...

That? Do you mean that?

Do you think there is something in quotes, Incorrect or between quotes, dirty in it?

Well, Yes, grains come out, right?

Or maybe I'm thinking about what?

Yes, that's.

That?

Young girl, she is not thinking about anything.

Haven't you read my book? Masturbation now?

- No. I'm afraid no. - OK.

I already thought about it.

Well, if you had it fact, you would understand.

But normal sexual relations are The basis of all mental disorders.

I mean, stress and anxiety that accompany sex,

in quotes, normal are the sparks that light the fire of madness.

Hmm.

Crazy fires?

Evil.

Oh

There is only one way of Solve this epidemic of madness.

And it's for all of us Take reins.

So to speak.

We must control ourselves.

Yeah.

And then, and only then, it will take us This to the path of total independence.

Now, come here.

No.

Very good, dear. Very good. Keep it up.

Come on. Good. Good.

Good. Excellent.

Come on.

Oh, dear, you are doing very well.

Excellent job. Keep it up.

Excellent. Keep it up.

Good.

Hmm.

Hmm.

TRUE.

Faster Faster

Faster Come

Come

- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even see you. - Don't touch me. Do not touch me.

- I know what happens in there. - I just looked for my dad's room.

- He is injured. He had a terrible accident. - Was it in there?

- No, but there was ... - Don't tell me that I don't want to hear it.

Just tell me the number of your room And I will help you find it.

- 324. - OK.

Listen. Let me tell you something. They could happen a lot of worse.

We all overcome amnesia. As in movies.

I wouldn't even mind losing the Memory here for a few weeks.

Look at lovely nurses!

Ah!

That.

That is plus class.

And here you have your own private room. It is not your own private room.

TRUE.

Aunt Craven de Candy, married to uncle Dick from Candy, who is his father's twin brother.

Aunt fit perfectly into the family. Was As unique as any of them, in their own way.

It was probably the most speechless, always excited and completely uninhibited from the family.

To Candy always the He had intimidated his aunt.

The woman was lovely and sophisticated, And it was never exactly the same.

Sometimes I treated Candy as if it were Three -year -old girl who should ignore.

And sometimes it became the Woman of the world for candy

and spoke lightly adultery and homosexuality.

Keeping the impressionable excited and guilty girl at the same time.

His Puritan father would have Sent to a religious school

If I had ever heard One of those conversations.

As soon as you get out of here, you I will carry directly with Dr. Putz.

It is an absolute genius.

Cosmo says that it is not Only a plastic surgeon.

It is a sculptor. Seymour Putz.

That is the man.

Well, it's going to Leave like a bird.

Dick, this is a lot Because and you know it.

I will not lose a minute more Talking to this Mongoloid so incisive.

At last.

Oh, dad.

Oh, my poor, poor dad. My poor, poor.

Someone tell me What happens to Dad?

- What happens to you and how long will it last? - We have to be careful with him.

- We can't move it. - Why can't we move it?

What did the doctors say, uncle Dick? What happens to poor dad?

What the hell do you think is happening? The pot has gone.

You know, the pot has gone.

Come on, come on, dear, There is no need for this type of ...

Oh, stop nonsense.

The girl has to discover that Our old man is crazy.

Oh, Candy.

You look great.

But, dear, you seem A little blushed.

My God. You are not pregnant.

Well, I don't know why I should pretend surprise.

Oh, aunt, you know I'm not what you said.

How can you be so inconsiderate in front of poor dad?

Oh, poor dad has been playing with his fingers of the feet during the last ten minutes.

What gives you the right to come as a pure virgin in front of your favorite aunt?

Oh, aunt, how can you say those Things at a time like this?

Oh, come on, you can tell your aunt.

Seriously, how many boys have been In those monkeys of yours?

Now, honestly, dear, this is not the adequate time for this type of conversation.

Marvelous.

You can't distinguish drunk of the fool. Well, thank you very much.

I leave here because all this Damn Fuente is starting to bore.

She doesn't drive very well These things, Candy.

It is very sensitive, in its own way.

It must be terrible, For you, uncle Dick.

It seems that he does not understand Your needs.

I guess things are so.

Right now, it's your poor father whom we have to attend.

Oh, poor ...

Oh, poor, from You really need me.

So not, dear Uncle Dick, not you.

- You should not sleep here. - Oh, wait.

No, it goes against the rules of the hospital. Come on.

Wait a second, you can't wait a moment. Surely your aunt never lets me sleep.

- So it's cold too. - Oh, I'll keep you hot.

Ok, I need your tits.

- Can't. Oh uncle Dick. - I'll keep you hot.

Uncle Dick.

Oh yes You need my work.

Oh, honey. Oh uncle Dick.

I need your heat candy.

Give me your heat. I need your heat.

Give me your heat. I need your heat.

Oh yes.

Shit!

My God! They don't have modesty?

It is against the rules the hospital.

My God!

My God!

Come on, come on!

Get up!

Aah!

There is a lot of noise, but to go out!

Come on!

Aah, Caramba! That was A very different story.

Come on, girl, go.

You are wrong with a girl!

It is very dangerous.

Help me!

Aid!

Aid!

They told me I would have A private room.

Aid!

Aid!

Aid!

Aid!

Help me!

Aid!

Help me!

Aid!

Aid!

Help me!

It is Mr. Christian.

My God!

These people must have drove it crazy.

It was at that precise moment that Candy He thought about visiting his aunt Lucy.

After all that confusion in the hospital, Anyone would need a vacation.

In any case, California is very far.

Hello. How are you?

Hello. I'm fine.

- You must be doing sports. - Eh? Why do you say that?

Well, because I spend this park at least two times a day and I had never seen you here.

Well, maybe you were not looking.

You didn't look good, sorry to speak, But you are not the type of person to the

That you have to look twice.

Well, the truth is that you are right. I am new in the city.

- I just arrived this morning. - Where from?

- From Michigan.

I studied there, but I had to escape.

Oh, listen, know where you come from. I've been there as you,

I just had to escape.

My name is and Welcome to our city.

What is your name?

- Candy. - Candy Christian.

Listen, Candy, I'm in my lunch hour. I would like to go to eat something.

- With me, lunch time. About what? - I will use the sale of cars.

Well, I'm very hungry.

Is there any good place To eat here?

The best thing is my house. I am a fantastic cook.

- Ok. Why not? - OK.

- Why don't you feel? - Ok.

- Surely you have a pretty place, they are. - Thank you.

Listen, I go to the kitchen to put something in The oven for our lunch, okay?

OK.

Hey, listen, our dinner It is precooked, is it okay?

Clear.

Okay.

Do you want to see one Photo of my mother?

Of course.

I love you.

Be, you shouldn't say Things like that, you can't love me.

Oh, no, I have hurt you.

Come and sit next to me.

Be, I'm very sorry.

I didn't want to hurt you.

Oh, all women are the same

As soon as they discover I have a problem

But, ... But for deformity ...

They believe they can trample me

Be, certainly ...

Hey, listen, is always the same, nobody He will ever love me, never, it's not real love.

It probably ends in some apartment alone, except for 30 or 40 cats, old and miserable.

Hey, listen, I've been in all parts, I have been in all of the United States,

All specialists say himself, no one can help me.

Help you in what? I see no deformity or anything.

- No - Whether, what is it?

Listen. Not even You ask, don't ask,

It's horrible, simply horrible. Oh, I should never have been born.

- Don't say such a thing, whatever. - No, no, no.

If I show it to you, you will simply laugh And you will run like the rest.

I will not, I promise, I will not. I am not like the other girls, they are.

I can help you.

I don't know why I do this, but.

Oh well, Candy, just for you.

You see, I told you that Nothing happened to you.

Everything is in your head.

Take, I hope you turn To put the pants.

You see, I told you, I told you that you think it's so ugly that you can't even stop to look at him.

No, that's not what I wanted Say at all.

You should be proud to have such a gigantic member.

Well, such a pleasant member.

You should be happy to be different.

Well, maybe different It was the right word.

I meant special.

That is, you are special.

Do you really say it seriously? It doesn't bother you.

No. Not a little.

You can touch it if you want.

You like it a lot.

You can kiss him.

And you can even take it to your mouth.

I will do that.

Oh yes.

So.

Oh, it is.

Yes, move like this.

Let me put it between The legs, okay?

Oh, but you can't.

I really have to go, I have to take another bus.

You see, you are the same as the others after all.

You cheated on me for a while. I admit it, But the truth always goes to the

Light sooner or later. If you leave me Now, I know I will do something drastic.

Oh please be, please. You have to stop.

Stall.

Stop what?. Stop this? Cease. Give up.

- Finish, give up that type of stop. - This is why, right?

No, I already told you.

Anyway, what else does it give?

I have blue eyes And you have that big thing.

Yes, but I love you, although I love you and I'm so close.

Brilliant! I'm going to lose the bus If I don't take off my shirt.

Candy's em EM had always had

A relaxed effect and reassuring on her,

So it was very natural that Candy

I will visit it when I had a problem.

I can't believe it, Candy. Have your father told you anything?

Oh, don't bother to answer I would not know what to say or how to say it.

Anyway, We will fix things.

There is nothing to fix. Honestly.

I did what I thought were correct. I just gave my kindness.

Hug, washing. Everything you gave him It was a little free fun.

Well, now there is nothing wrong with that. You know, I mean,

Girls have that kind of satiety What do you have to play,

But darling, if you are going to play, For the love of God, see safely.

Devils, maybe you're not pregnant at all.

Maybe it's just the nervous trauma or something.

People have those, you know, But with your father so sick and everything.

Dr. Andrew It will take care of you.

Dr. Who.

- No, no, no, no. - Dr. Andrew.

- I've never heard of Who.

Anyway, believe me.

You will love it.

All my friends of Bridge club go to him.

Yes, doctor.

Miss Christian, The doctor will see you now.

OK.

Now, put on the robe and put this. A doctor will be with you right away.

OK.

No, you carry it upside down, The hole goes behind.

Ah, okay.

- This is the first time you see such a boy, honey. - Well, today really.

- Forgive me, forgive me, just accommodate yourself. - Good.

Now what Are we here today?

Well, I don't know what we are here, but I'm Here because I think I can be pregnant.

- Ah, seriously, what makes that think? - I have the delayed rule.

- How long have you been delayed exactly? - One day.

- One day, my God, one day is nothing. - But you don't understand that I never have delay.

A delay in the rule does not leave you pregnant, Dear. Men do that.

So we have been caught, huh?

Now.

This is going to Feel a little cold.

But relax.

- Because I'm going to check everything. - Close your eyes.

Tell me about those men with those you have been.

Well, the truth is that no I have seen many men.

I've barely started.

Well, okay, tell me about The first, this is easier.

Let's see, maybe we should review These literal reflexes.

My God, yes!

Close your eyes, close your eyes, keep them closed and talk to me of those men.

Well, the first It was with Manuel.

Manuel was our gardener.

And then my uncle Jim was.

- Uncle, huh? - Well, almost.

Do you see? That's all.

No, one more, a guy who I met in a park.

- Nurse! - Nurse, Franklin!

You are fine here, very well.

If the rule does not come to you A few days, come here.

Make sure Candy receives All our free samples.

A terrible flow.

- You mean they have never examined you. - Heaven! Yes, but never for a doctor.

- Oh, almost forgetting that there is a letter for you. - Oh, it smells as if it were Aunt Craven.

- Goodbye, take care of yourself. - Bye bye.

Well, how the hell have you been? And how is your little and nice bush?

I tell you that there is nothing like traveling To keep the heart in the skin.

It reminds me of Italy.

I took so much link that I thought about leaving of menstruating and starting to inject myself.

Now take the hand of your panties And put it would be a second.

Don't be scared, but your dear and Stupid daddy has started from the nest.

That's how it is. It has escaped. There should be some mess in the hospital.

It turns out that it was uncle Dick under those You have come for days.

The other day, he and old charlie They pretended to make a striptease.

Just seeing your old uncovering, I knew it was a penis.

I don't know how long will be crazy this time,

But I have been receiving a therapy Wonderful of Dr. Kalanick.

He is really something, he can't be just a psychiatrist,

It is also an inventor and believes that he will win millions in a double therapy couch.

I will tell you something, honey, if a woman It doesn't work for nothing.

Think about it, girl, and don't accept any Wooden consolation. Your aunt loves you.

Have you experienced Already a dose of love today?

My God! No I am very sure.

Love can be so simple Like a small donation:

will feed our people and will save your immortal soul.

What a shame! No I have a lot of money,

And much less for Save my immortal soul.

Money is the worst way to help. In fact, we are here to help you.

But how can you help me if neither You even know what happens to me?

My name is Graham Hollander And I am the leader of this sector,

The Krishka body. We believe that love will cure the groin of the

humanity and corresponds to us instill inner strength to

that you can fight the flames of the desire that plague your body.

My name is Candy. How did you know of the flames and all that?

It was my destiny to know and help. It wasn't chance. Have you come to me today, Candy?

No, no, no. This is the right path For your spiritual advance.

I hope so. I have had difficulties so far.

And where has this way taken you?

Well, first I took the Bus for a mission.

No, no, no, no, my daughter, I mean What stage of spiritual progress you have arrived.

Oh, I don't know. I had never thought about it.

Then we must start today, But there are many stages on the road to

spiritual knowledge, and each stage is more difficult than the next.

Many, many, many choose This path, but very few

They remain. There is only one way direct to knowledge, remember this.

Caramba, how many stages are there!

You will live with us in our house, you will grow and you will rise

spiritually, you can see the world like a man and a mountain,

As if looking at the tops and the valleys that

They are underneath. It is one Inexpressable reality, Candy.

I don't understand.

A person must be released Of the bonds, free

of the load inherent to the personality, and only then

It will be truly free. It seems so disconcerting, it is

A very, very difficult task, But I know you can achieve it.

I still don't understand.

You will understand, come with me, Candy, and you will understand it soon.

Trust me and you can free yourself from All these past experiences.

Well, I've had some experiences quite unusual.

Maybe you can help me.

We will travel together path of wisdom,

We will grow and rise Spiritually, come with me.

My God!

I was thinking about how it might seem All this to someone who is not aware.

Aware of what?

Aware that all These people here.

They are controlling the senses. What you see before you

They are exercises designed To free the spirit

of the bonds of body. Yes, you understand.

Well, no.

Let me expand the help, you will help in your first lesson,

For example, that couple, apology, that couple of

there is doing a Exercise known as digit.

Ah, and those people who They are doing the only position

Mitchell, the only one Mitchell position, the

circular movement of both figures in perfect hard,

Oh, it's simply beautiful, It is through the cosmic rhythm.

Gee

They are on the right track Towards its people, yes.

I have to follow it.

The road, Candy, is Towards the infinite man.

Oh No No No No, we have a very good one, The one known as the bacon lotus

and tomato, bacon lotus and tomato, you You hold the mayor, that's a joke.

Look what we have Here with so many people.

That is known as the yang Bang, one of my favorites.

- This is a new one, Anita Orange. - Anita Orange?

They are on the right track.

You see. Would you like to see something? I would very much like to show you.

All of you here you can reach the true Cosmic awareness with a simple clip of fingers.

- Can they? - Yes, believe me, I'll show you what yes.

My God!

Candy really Way is very, very difficult,

Many choose, very Few have arrived.

Did they arrive?

Oh no, my dear. Oh have not Arrival, they have come. Do you see it?

Come here, my little Parra sheet, come with me.

That is a very, very special place, where I'm going to do my more intense meditation.

Oh really?

Yes, yes, there, and I would love You would come with me.

Yes, yes.

The first thing we must do is strip us of all mundane clothing.

- You're sure? - Candy. I am very, very sure. Yeah.

Now bush, lie, Tasted face down.

Now open your legs and intertwine the Fingers behind the yoga -style head.

You must ... believe me, I'm the spirit that guides Your soul. I have no desire for your body.

It is your spirit that worries me.

Now I will show you the first Lesson of spiritual consciousness.

You will learn to raise yourself above your body senses and fly with your spirit.

Trust me.

Now Candy, this one It is a mystical area.

It's good, yes.

Now, this is Another mystical area and ...

This is also A mystical area.

Oh, Candy, there is an area Very, very humid mysticism.

Yes, what a beautiful childhood, Relax and trust me.

Oh my God.

You are a very sweet girl.

Do you like that candy? Tell me.

Of course.

Are you sure it is?

Very sure, it is.

Beautiful areas Mystical everywhere.

Now you are ready For another lesson.

One must be fully aware of their senses to be able to control them.

Now, for example, you'll notice that I have My penis is erected, it is thick and rigid.

Oh, no, don't be fooled. It's just an illusion.

Without any material desire. I have achieved an erection.

Go ahead, tap Squeeze, go ahead.

Okay, now give it more, yes.

Caramba, how incredible!

Little it, sprime it, Candy.

You see.

Now remember those people before Let us do a cosmic exercise.

We don't like to use all those people.

I will demonstrate one more mystical power.

Not only do I have total control About my body senses,

but also about my glandular.

My God, it's dad!

My mother! Don't go now, I have some scenes of my new

Candy Goes to Hollywood movie That sure you won't want to lose.

Well, our dear and sweet candy, just He arrives at Hollywood, meets Johnny Dooropener,

Agent, star creator, hypnotist and everything necessary.

He recognizes talent when He sees it and decides to give him some

voice lessons for its appearance In the Donchung of Language and Ass.

In the Donchung, Candy meets Wendy Williams, who has an unusual talent.

After receiving the first prize from the jury of celebrities, Composed of Rex P., J.P. Organ and Jamie Close.

Chuck Bear asks Candy If you have the rest of the prize.

Chuck tells his friend Johnny Farson about Candy, and

Farson immediately seeks For a position in your program.

Fascinated by Candy's natural attributes, Johnny Rehearse some dialogues with her in her dressing room.

There is no business like the show.

Doing your job as a good agent must.

Johnny Doropener gets Candy a Hearing with a large Hollywood producer.

Naturally, it has to Give it on the screen.

The story would not be complete without The brightness of a Hollywood party.

Here Candy meets all Stars: Rocky Stallion, Sarah Dawson,

Chuck Bear, Ed The Man, J.P. Organ and the rest of Johnny's stylist.

If you like the erotic adventures of Candy, you will love Candy Goes to Hollywood.

Carol Connors melts Your screen like Candy.

Sure you won't want to lose yourself This episode full of action and

stars in Candy's life while He continues his adventure in Hollywood.

♪ Candy makes you feel very dirty. ♪

♪ If you ask him, it's the Person indicated to love. ♪