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Don't do that. Hey, guys.

Today's a special day, isn't it?

Dad, come on. Is it Hanukkah?

Dad, stop it. Could it be Passover?

Dad, leave me alone.

Come on, aren't you even excited a little bit?

Why are you filming this? You're annoying me. Come on, quit it, Dad.

being really lame.

I film your birthdays every year. You guys know that.

Dad. He is getting a bit old for this. Yeah. Oh, look who decided to be a part

of the video. Say hi, Lindsay.

Hi, Lindsay.

You got anything to say to your brother on his birthday?

I don't even know.

Dan?

Can you help me out? I saw somebody left the door open and I bumped into it and

I dropped everything.

Okay. Coming, dear.

Shut up.

Well, as you all can see, my wife seems to have everything under control here.

Dan, come on, put the camera down and help me clean this up.

Thank you, dear.

I know.

Did you pick up Alex's video game from the store?

Yes, of course I picked up Alex's video game. Good for something, you know.

Sometimes you tend to forget things, you know.

Well, I wouldn't forget my son's birthday.

No, but you could forget our anniversary, right?

Oh, Melissa, that was a month ago. Okay, I'm sorry.

For the hundredth time, I'm sorry.

This job's killing me. You know that.

Let's talk about it later.

Talk about it later.

I think we should just be civil. Have a nice night for the kids, all right?

Can we do that? Just have a little birthday? We'll talk about it later.

You have enough candles there?

Happy birthday.

What the hell was that?

Did you guys hear that?

Oh, Christ!

This is a birthday!

I want some fucking cake!

Cake!

Alex, get out. Get in, get in, get in, get in.

Get out.

Be quiet.

Get in.

I'm going to give you 30 seconds to come out from where you are or I'm going to

blow this picture frame all over you.

Leave my kids alone.

Shut the fuck up.

Just do whatever they want.

Shut up.

Who else is in here?

What do we have here?

What do we got here?

What were you filming, Daddy?

Hey, we should film this foot on the internet. Shut up.

What were you filming?

Come on. Come on. Whose fucking birthday is it?

Whose birthday?

Oh, I got it. Hey, toss me that pillow over there, would you?

Come on.

Hey, little buddy.

Whose fucking birthday is it?

Sit down downstairs.

Sit down downstairs. Now. Get up. Get up.

Go.

We're gonna guide you. Get up!

Get up!

You're gonna suffer. And then you're gonna die.

Fuck you.

Hey, two, take this camera.

Two, get over here and take the camera.

Now, come on.

Mom.

Mom.

Everybody shut up.

Everybody shut the fuck up.

I got to show this guy something. Hey, see this?

You know what this is?

Huh? I don't think he knows what it is.

He doesn't know what it is.

Look at this.

Here, here, here.

Huh? You get it?

Give the camera.

Let's see how it looks on the film camera.

What do you think?

What do you think, Drake?

Pretty blind fit?

I think it fits on him right here.

All right!

All right!

Okay.

I think we need to introduce ourselves.

I'm one.

That's good, buddy.

You did good.

You got too tight for you, bitch!

Look at the camera for me, baby.

Look at the pretty camera.

Look at you.

Hello.

Come on.

Come on, bitch.

Don't you look over there at your husband and tell him everything's going

okay.

Everything's going to be okay.

Everything's going to be okay.

Now I want you to tell your daughter that you're a dirty tycoon.

And this is what dirty kikors deserve!

This is what dirty kikors deserve!

Oh, fuck him up, that bitch!

I'm just getting warmed up, buddy.

Now I want you to tell your daughter that you like taking cock in your dirty

ass.

I could say that you fucking beat her.

I could fucking say that you fucking beat her.

to be the fucking boss around here, eh?

Now I'm your fucking daddy, you pig.

Men have no power anymore.

Please stop!

Look at your mama.

What do you fucking think? You want to be up there? You want to be on that

table? Fucking get your shit together and move up here.

Bitch.

You better shut up.

Look at those. Put your fucking eyes on your mama.

Look at your fucking mama getting fucked.

You got no fucking work to do. Come on. Fuck.

All right.

Come on. Fuck. We got all night. All night with this family here.

Happy family.

One happy family.

We're going to have a sleepover.

Huh?

Hey, two.

Let's take that gag off.

Have a little fun. What do you think? Fuck yeah.

Do I need to fucking shoot one of you again? I don't want to end up like that

fucking birthday girl. Do you?

Come on.

I think it's time we got to know each other better now.

Let's get to know each other. Who's it going to be? How about you?

Me? Yeah. What's your name?

Tyler. Tyler?

Why don't you set up the chair next to Tyler?

Shut the fuck up, Dad.

Let's get to know Tyler.

Tyler.

You're going to be a movie star.

Oh, Tyler. Oh,

Tyler. Tyler, are you a fucking kike, Tyler?

What's a kike?

What's a kike?

What's a kike? You don't know what the fuck a kike is.

It's a dirty fucking juice. It looks like a fucking juice. Right to me right

of the fucking oven, Tyler.

You want to play with me like you're a fucking pig, mother?

Come on back here to Tyler.

Let's talk to Tyler again.

All right.

All right. So do you like girls, Tyler?

I guess.

You can't. Are you a faggot? No. Are you a fucking faggot? He's a faggot. He's a

faggot. You're a faggot. You're a faggot. You're a faggot over here.

Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Sorry, Tyler. Sorry to be rude.

All right, all right. So you like girls. You like girls. What kind of girls do

you like, Tyler?

All types.

Come on, don't be so politically correct.

We all know the white bitches are the best, right?

Yeah, white bitches.

I don't know, but please let us go. We didn't do anything to you.

We just moved here for good people. Tyler, what do you like?

Tyler, is it blonde hair? Is it blue eyes, fair skin?

Is that what you like?

That's what it is. That's what it is.

You see it? Another fucking type wants to do the Aryan gene pool.

Fuckers. Fucking fags. All we want to do is steal our fucking women.

I hate that shit.

You know that? I hate that shit.

Tyler.

I need you to listen to me, okay?

A very brilliant man once wrote, okay, listen really close.

He wrote, the lost purity of the blood alone destroys happiness forever.

It plunges man into the abyss for all time.

And the consequences will never be eliminated from body and soul.

Do you get it?

Do you get it? I don't know, but please let's go. We'll talk about it.

Fuck.

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I like Tyler.

We like Tyler, right? Yes, we love Tyler.

We like Tyler.

All right, Tyler. I think it's time to make him one of us.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, too, why don't you get that pendant?

Yeah, I want it.

Oh, Tyler.

Hey, Tom, have you ever heard of the Hitler Youth?

Yeah, they were just kids. They didn't know what they were doing. Tom, don't

make excuses for them. You get to be one of them. One of us!

Fuck that face up, dude.

Fuck it up. I'm heating it up. I'm heating it up, buddy.

Good night.

We do this to you fucks because we fucking can't. Oh, you fucking you.

Lie down and take it.

Look at the fucking holocaust. Fucking lined up like little fucking rats.

Like you do now. Just like your fucking old mama did when three years.

Yeah, I just wanted to start with you. Hey, dude. Yeah.

Get over here. Cut that little fucker loose.

What? Cut the fucker loose and we'll play ourselves a game. A game? What's a

fucking game?

Let's see how long this guy can hold breath and stuff him in the oven, James.

Oh, fuck that, fuck that.

I want to build a ride, dude.

Let's have these fucking inbred kegs.

Fuck a girl, please.

I can't.

No, Kate can't.

Fuck his Kate's mother.

Stop the fuck out there. Oh, that's so cute.

Every mother loves fucking one of you.

That's not how I'm going to be right there.

It's not too much shit for you. All you do is stick it with your dick. All you

do is fuck what I'm sticking with.

Fuck you and Kate. Kate's got to fuck his mother. that shit at me. Come on,

motherfucker. Just let him fucking do it. We need some fucking entertainment

here.

Fine. Fine. Listen, after this shit, we're running things my way.

Fuck, man.

After this shit, I'm going up there to fucking fuck off over that dead tight

body and pound him in the fucking nose.

I love it. Yeah.

Okay, Scarface.

I have to get a motherfucking initiation in the band.

Fuck that motherfucking band. This is shit.

Now I have to get this thing fucking wet.

Come on.

Come on.

All right.

Hey, mommy.

I'm back.

Come here, buddy. Come on. Come on. Don't be scared. Don't be scared.

I mean, I wouldn't lose you if you'd fucking check up on me.

I mean, I'd fuck your pig mother.

You're going to fuck your pig mother. You're going to make her a big fucking

brother. You're going to find me.

I don't want to have this. Get this shit off.

What?

Put that on. Now we're talking. Now we're talking.

We got the time in every man's life when he has to fuck a pig.

You fuck that pig now or I'm going to blow your fucking brains all over her.

Fucking bird.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

We were just going to scare you two fucks out of town.

You're fucking going back now, though. No, that's making me hard.

What's it feel like to watch your son fuck your pig wife?

All right.

You two bitches have got everything handled down here.

I'm going upstairs to play marionettes with the dead kite's fucking body.

Leave him alone.

Leave him alone.

You want me to stay and play with you like I play with your pig fucking

I didn't fucking think so, pig.

All right.

I'm going up to play my new action toy.

Now get that fucking thing out of my face.

Come on, man. I'm tired of mom.

I'm tired of mom. Fuck, I'm on it. I'm on it.

Get that fucking whore, bitch.

Shut up, dad.

Shut up, man. Shut the fuck up. Put your hands down.

Where's your fucking God now, huh?

Where's your fucking God now?

Oh, there he goes. Yay.

Look at mommy. Look at mommy.

Just fucking relax, everybody.

Fucking old horse. Ain't got no fight left in her, does she?

He wanted some fucking cake, didn't he?

Oh, shit.

Oh,

man.

I love cake. I love chocolate cake. This is the best

birthday...

fucking chandelier you got about instant gratification three oh we gotta

separate that two can you handle him two get over here

take that upstairs motherfucker don't kill him leave him alone leave him alone

why you fucking bitch why you want some fucking take two darling sorry i don't

think that we can do that okay

Okay? When dirty Jews play with fire, dirty Jews get burned.

You want that fucking cake, bitch? You fuck!

Fuck!

Motherfucker! Motherfucker bit me!

Did you fucking tie it up?

Yes! Motherfucker bit me, though.

I fucking knocked him out, though. Boom! Right! All right! Fucking cake!

All right, everybody, shut up!

Shut up!

I think it's game time.

Game time! I love fucking game time!

It's fucking game time. Yeah.

All right.

Fucking game time. Three.

Get this fucking dead kite out of here now.

Let's get this thing started.

Let's get it started.

All right. All right. What are you going to do to us? Well, shut the fuck up.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

Okay, Missy.

Okay, Missy.

Listen,

I need you to do something for me, okay?

If you don't do something for me, then you get to do something for three.

Okay?

Okay?

Shut the fuck up! Get the fuck out of here!

Brothers!

Run out of time.

Fucking shit.

Fucking run.

A fucking real race.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Okay. No, no, no. Come back. Come back. Come back. It's okay. Come back. Come

back.

Which one of your parents?

Which one of your parents loves you more?

It's not a stupid question if I'm the one with the gun and I'm asking it.

Or do we bring three back over here because he's not going to be interested

anything you have to say.

Make a fucking educated guess.

I can't because of the noob now.

Come on.

You can do it.

Answer it.

Answer the fucking question. You can do it.

He loves you more. He loves you more.

It's your daddy.

It's your daddy.

It's your daddy.

See? That wasn't so hard.

We're okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Alright, two is too much of a pussy to look after daddy. Three, we don't care

you take care of daddy. We don't care if you look after your fucking daddy.

It's okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so Daddy loves you more, huh?

Daddy loves you more. Does Mommy agree?

Mommy? You answer it the same way that she did. Or do I need to bring three

back?

Fuck you.

Listen. Listen to me for a second.

I understand that this is a really hard question.

Okay? The problem is, is that I don't think you're fucking being honest with

Okay?

Two. Get over here and choke this bitch.

Gladly choke that fucking crank bitch.

Now answer the question if you want to live.

Answer it! Answer it!

Come on!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck, what is wrong with you people?

You just answer the question!

Fuckers, it's a shitty question.

Fuck that question. Let her go, please.

You shut the fuck up.

You want to fuck your little sister next?

You got what you want, you dumb little bitch?

All right.

All right, mommy.

What I want to know is, you got to choose between your two children.

Which one do you choose?

I'm going to kill one of them right now. And if you don't decide which one, I

want you to make the right choice.

This shit is getting crazy. I care.

ask you these things, you ungrateful cunt.

I love them equally.

I love Alex and you too.

That means they both die.

Stop! You can't do it. I'll do anything.

That fucking son of a gun. Everyone in Nick's family think they can fuck their

way out of their problems.

Don't you know you're already all fucking used up?

Don't you know that?

All right.

In ten seconds, one of your children is going to die.

In ten seconds. Kill me. Kill me. You don't get to make the rules anymore.

Let's do the countdown.

Why don't you give me a drum roll, too?

All right.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

fucking girl no stop it you fucking bitch can't make up your fucking mind

god damn it i'm not gonna

wait fucking fine piece of ass to film this shit

down the hall. I got to get to you, man. Come on.

Come here.

You need to watch this fucking little faggot over here. I got to touch your

tongue.

Fucking shit.

Fucking shit.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up.

Get up!

Give me the fucking camera.

Okay, just walk.

Just walk. Stop crying!

Just fucking walk.

I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm not going to hurt you. Look.

Look. There's no bullet.

Okay? I just brought one. Just think, babe.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at me. Just look at me for a second.

Okay.

Okay.

All right, listen.

All right.

I'm going to take your clothes off, okay? Just relax.

Fuck you.

Listen, I'm going to leave your underwear on. I'm not some kind of

pervert.

Okay?

I just want to see your body.

I'm going to drink this shit for you. Fuck you. I just want to see your body.

Fuck you.

Just fucking relax for a minute.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. Okay.

I like you.

Okay. I like you.

Okay. You be nice.

You be nice.

Yeah. Tell me you'll be nice, please.

Tell me you'll fucking be nice.

Okay. Okay.

All right.

Okay. I'm going to put this away.

Just be nice.

Thank you.

for a second.

Just look at me.

Oh, how old

are

you?

Come on, what's your name?

I didn't even get to know your name.

Come on, just tell me how old you are.

You got a boyfriend?

Huh? You got a boyfriend?

We just moved here. We're in Jersey Island. I know anyone in your shitty

Why would you move to a place where you're just going to be a fucking jack

and think you're better than everybody else?

Fuck!

Shit. Sorry. That's okay.

a boyfriend back in New Jersey.

Especially cheerleaders.

You're making me nervous.

I got butterflies.

Do you get nervous?

It's okay.

Look, look.

Listen, I'm not like them, okay?

I'm not a gentleman.

I mean, you're in high school, right?

Come on, let's see.

I'm going to stay behind.

Oh, shh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, just relax.

Shh.

Shh. Come here, come here, come here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's okay.

It's okay.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, just relax.

Just here.

Here. Here.

Just relax, okay?

Just relax for a minute. I'm going to put the camera away, okay?

It'll give us some privacy.

It'll give us some privacy.

Oh, man.

You like the lotion?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No, shh. It's okay.

It's okay. Please, shh.

Just relax.

Just relax, please.

Listen, listen. We can make this work, okay?

Just relax for me, okay?

I just want to feel your body.

Just let me feel you.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You have got a perfect ass.

Oh, do you know you have a perfect ass?

Oh, shh.

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Shut up, shut up.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Do you drink? Do you drink?

Do you like to drink?

Your parents have a liquor cabinet.

I didn't get you to drink.

Do you want to loosen me up a little bit?

Yeah? Yeah? Okay,

okay.

You just stay here.

Okay, just stay here.

Okay?

We're just having some fun with this prick.

Fucking shit. You do not do that shit without me in the room. You know that.

He's right. He's right. We should have waited for him. Fuck you. Unpause.

Wait.

Who the fuck is watching Dad?

Where the fuck is Dad?

That room near the front door.

You goddamn fuck.

I'm going to make you watch me tear up your sweet daughter's pussy before I

smash your fucking face in.

What?

Oh, god damn it.

Why is the...

Let the fucking kid lose.

Oh, what the fuck is wrong with you all? Shut the fuck up.

God damn it.

Fucking shit.

You're dead crazy.

The fucking dad thought that you were running around. You see that shit? That

shit is fucking funny. It's fucking like Helen Keller. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut the fuck

up or I'll cut your

fucking head off!

Fucking take it! I don't want it anymore! This isn't a fucking joke!

Fucking blah!

Fucking blah blah!

I'll fuck you!

Pussy!

I'll show these motherfuckers how to make a fucking movie!

Action! We're going fucking pig hunting.

Hey, Jew boy!

Fucking Jew boy!

Once upon a time, God invented Twink.

I always wanted to be on camera.

Welcome to my Las Vegas now dinner show.

Fuck, any requests?

Come on. Come on. Come on.

I promise you don't feel much.

up, Tyler.

I promise. You are going to thank us for this one.

This is that one time you are going to thank us.

Right, Tyler.

Here we go. Oh, it's true. You want some of this shit, man? Oh, yeah, yeah. Here

we go. Please, please.

Oh.

Oh, fuck that band.

I love it. Right, you ready for this, baby?

Here we go.

Come on, snort this fucking...

I gotta go take a piss.

I gotta give a fuck.

I'm gonna fucking use that room whether we finish it or not.

You tell the fuck up, I'll share that pussy and I'll put my fucking...

Yo!

You either or man, I gotta go.

Dude.

Come on, open the fuck up.

Prick. Fine.

Fine, dickhead.

Let's just...

Let's just let me take a piss right out here on the floor.

You fuck shit.

Fuck. Hey, one.

You fucking off that bitch, dude?

Dude. Hey, come on.

Fucking open up.

Walker. Holy fuck.

Shit. Fuck.

Fuck. Three.

That kills you, man.

Nobody fucking get away with that shit.

Nobody kills one of mine and walks away.

Come out.

Come out.

Wherever you are.

And I'm gonna kill you.

You just come out, okay? Just come on out to me.

Come on.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Shit.

Fucking nothing.

You fucking bitch!

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Motherfucking bitch!

You fucking stab!

Fucking open that goddamn motherfucking door right now. I'm going to blow it off

the fucking hinges.

Fuck you, you sick fuck.

I'll get you, little bitch.

You're happy.

in the kitchen in the fucking oven what

the

fuck happened to you man

bye bye

You're okay, man. What the fuck's the matter with you?

We're all together, okay? I'm fine. I am fine.

Hold it together.

Buddy, buddy, buddy.

Come on.

Come on.

Hold it together.

You got it.

That's good, that's good. You got it.

Good, good, good.

You're good.

He's the guy at school. It's cool. Hey, hey.

You're just coming down. It's going to be all right. Everything's going to be

fine. Everything's going to be fine.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's not the late John Paul.

It's never going to be the same.

Yo,

yo, yo. Pull your shit together.

You're going to be fine. Everything's going to be fine.

Come on.

Take a little bit of shit. Whoa, don't blow it off. Get to me.

Take a little bit of that shit, boo. Come on, big snort, big snort.

Come on. Oh, fucking, you blew it all out. Again, again.

Big one, big one.

Nice, nice.

Good.

Good, okay?

Pull your shit together.

Come on. We got to focus, all right? We got to focus. That fucking bitch is held

up in the room somewhere upstairs, and I got no fucking idea where the dad is.

Come on.

Let's go.

Hey, hey, are you fucking okay?

Okay, I'm good, I'm okay.

Come on,

buddy. Let's go upstairs in there.

Come on, boy, you can put your mask back on, buddy.

There you go.

All right,

buddy, come on.

Fucking put your mask back on. Both of them, both of them.

Let's go. Don't fucking leave your gun over there.

You fucking left your gun over there. Look at that shit. You want him to

kill us? The fucking dad is loose.

That fucking shit. Let's go. Upstairs. That bitch. That bitch who killed John.

Let's go.

Come on, buddy.

Come on. I need you back.

Yes. They fucking killed John. That fucking bitch held up in a room. She

your brother.

You're going to let her get away with that shit?

Come on, buddy.

Fucking focus.

Focus. Not on that shit. Not on that shit. Come on. Buddy. Buddy. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. That bitch. That bitch who killed him is

there. Right there.

Kidding me? That fucking bitch fucking climbed out the goddamn window.

Holy shit.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa.

Hey. Hey, there she is.

There she is. One away from a full clip, buddy. Right here.

Right here.

She's getting away. She's getting away.

Yeah, yeah, right there.

Nice.

That was a good shot, buddy.

Yeah.

This way, this way.

There's a fucking door back here behind the kitchen. Right outside.

Fucking little cunt killed your brother.

Fucking show her.

Show her.

Yeah.

Right up there, buddy.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Okay, you little bitch!

You fucking bitch!

You bitch!

That's her stabbing me, you fucking cunt.

You fucking pig.

It's like a fucking take a moment here now, yeah? Just enjoy this fuck.

I could pop your fucking head like a melon right now.

Fucking pop it, buddy. You fucking pig. Just fucking pop her head, buddy.

No, I got a better idea. What is it?

This pig's gonna eat dirt like the fucking filthy animal she is.

You hear me?

Eat that fucking dirt, I said.

You got three seconds, pig.

You eat the daughter or I'll blow your fucking butt out of here.

Yeah, fucking eat it, bitch. I said eat that fucking statue, pig.

Don't forget to fucking swallow.

That fucking little bitch still got some fight left in her.

Trust me, man, this bitch is fucking broken.

Fuck this, I'm going to do this bitch like a mom.

I ain't gonna fucking watch that.

Oh, hey, hey. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

The fucking... I saw him. I saw him.

The dad, the dad, the dad, the fucking dad.

Come on, buddy.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

We gotta move. We gotta move.

Come on, buddy.

I need you.

Let's go hit that bitch and pull your shit together. Let's go.

All right? Yeah, bud. Let's get in there, get John, and then we get the

out, okay? He's probably fucking called the cops already.

Shut the fuck up. He was like a brother to me, too. Why you got to be such a

bitch about this?

Listen to me. I'm the one keeping my shit together, okay? Me.

Me.

Okay, okay.

All right, all right. Just fucking calm down, okay?

Let's just go in. What about this bitch, man? Fucking bring her along. It's a

bargaining chip, man.

Fuck, I hope they don't have guns in there, man. The Jews don't have fucking

guns, man. I don't trust this guy, okay? Let's just get in, get out. We get

down, we get out. No bullshit, no fucking around.

Lose a fucking timer then, you fucking retard.

Oh, my God, shit. There ain't no way I'm going to fucking forget this night,

buddy. There's no way. Now, calm down.

Quiet.

All right.

Let's go.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Hey,

buddy.

Come on, this way.

This way.

This way.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck?

Hey.

I don't care what you want right now. John!

It's about John!

Stop fucking around!

Fucking bitch, he's gonna find us.

Alright, alright.

Buddy, buddy. You're right, okay?

We should find this guy. No witnesses, right?

You should fucking realize that that man is fucked! Be quiet!

You want him to find us? Just be quiet, okay?

He's here.

I saw that motherfucker.

I want you to fucking calm down, okay?

Just be quiet, we'll find him.

Boy, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You fucking hear that?

fucking charge right now.

The police are coming.

The police are coming.

Take it fucking easy, you fucking type fuck. We weren't even going to fucking

hurt you. We were going to kill you. We were not going to kill you. Put the

knife down and I'm going to put your fucking gun in front of you, you type

No, you.

You put the fucking gun down. You put it down.

Are you out of your fucking room with this thing, you fucking dude?

You fucking...

You put down the gun.

You put down the fucking gun.

See? See, I can play fucking with it.

Give me, come on.

I already put the fucking timer down for you, you fuck. What the fuck is this?

You fucking fucking get it on the fucking gun. Come on.

Because I'm going to fucking kill you with it.

Then I'm going to cut off her fucking head and shit down her fucking throat.

fucking hurt her and I'll kill him. No, no, no. I'll fucking kill him.

Hey, hey, hey. I'll...

Fucking thing.

Fuck.

Okay, all right.

Let's go.

Let's go, let's go. Let's fucking get John the fuck out of here, okay?

Man, I need you to go and get him. I can't look at him. Please, please, man.

you fucking kidding me?

Man, please, I just saved your fucking life. I'm fucking out of breath, man. I

need a minute. Come on.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Fucking beautiful.

No fucking hearts.

I'm just going to get... I'm going to drink.

Are you kidding me right now? The fucking cops are on the way. Let's go.

go. Let's go.

There you go, man.

I need a fucking time out. I need a fucking bubble.

Please,

fuck it. Just give me a minute, man.

All right, all right. Give me a minute.

All right.

Hook me up. Give me a key shot. All right. Let's go.

Let's go, but we've got to move.

We've got to move.

Bitch. I don't think the cops are coming.

Oh, shut up, fuck.

Oh.

You need to do a fucking bump.

Oh.

Fucking brain death.

Let's go. Fucking cops are on the way. Let's go.

Let's go.

This is talking like a fucking bar bar, man. Think you need a bar bar, yeah?

What the fuck is that?

Talking like a fucking bitch now, you fuck. Fucking cops are on the way, you

stupid dumbass.

Let's go. Fucking dead Jews are on the way. Let's get the fuck out of here,

then, you fuck.

Come on, you fucking pig.

Man, we're burying John tonight.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, great.

Same night he goes missing. Same night the whole fucking family gets murked.

That's good, Eddie.

I don't know. Let's fucking make up a fucking story like we don't know, man. I

don't know. Like, let's just be at like we don't fucking know, man. Same night

the fucking girl goes missing. Come on. People are going to figure it out.

They're going to make the connection.

Your fucking parents, did they see you leave with John?

Would you shut the fuck up, man? Please, for fuck's sake, please. All right, all

right. Fuck, please.

Are you going to fucking off that bitch or do I have to? No, man, please. I'm

fucking keeping the fucking thing. No fucking way. No fucking way. She's a

man. Goddamn piece of evidence. I'll be damned if I'm going to let you fuck this

up, bro. Fuck you, man. I'm getting some fucking cigarettes here, man. What the

fuck? Are you fucking serious?

You're fucking getting sick. I want some fucking cigarettes. Get that fucking

thing out of my fucking body in the fucking back. For fuck's sake, man. You

what? Calm down here. Take some of this.

Let me give you a key shot.

Get back here, buddy. Come on. Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Hey, big boy. Big boy,

seriously.

on for five fucking minutes. Oh, it's fucking my fault?

I don't know when to fucking get cigarette.

Oh, you gotta stop and get cigarette. Come on, big guy.

You're bigger than that.

Oh, shit, man.

Hey, kids. Where are we going? Do you love your new neighborhood?

Yeah. It looks really, really nice. I don't know. We'll see.

Yeah, it depends if there's any, you know, hot babes.

Not that they would date you anyway.

Is that all you have on your mind?

No, they might dig Alex. I don't know.

You guys excited to start school in a new place?

So thrilled. You have no idea.

Why did we have to move in the first place?

I told you why.

Just the way it worked out now, buddy, was my job.

Yeah, yeah. And you can have your old friends come up and visit anytime you

want. You know that. We're like three hours away.

That's all right. They can sleep over. We have a nice big house now.

Isn't it beautiful? I don't know how big is it.

It's pretty big. You're going to love it.

I'm just saying, as the oldest, I should probably pick out my room first. You

definitely get to pick out your room. Hey, my birthday is coming up.

You're still younger than me. What do you want for your birthday?

Oh.

Well, don't you guys know? Nope. There's a new video game coming out. It's

awesome. What's wrong with this video camera that we're using?

Yeah, really. No, video games.

Oh, you got to speak up. Should we stop by the video store and see if

they have the game? Really?

You guys are going to love this. Now you're near the mountains, you can

learn to ski.

Oh.

Or snowboard, I guess. I'm a little old. People break their legs every day by

skiing and snowboarding. Why would I want to learn that? I feel like I might

break a kneecap doing that.

Snowboarding's fun, I hear, but I'm an old -school skier. You know that. Dad,

you can go first, and then you can teach me the ropes.

But if you fall, I'm not going. I'm just saying.

Do you want to see what's going on outside your window?

Sure. Toss it on over.

Okay, here. I'll work this thing. Oh, wow. Hello, Lindsay.

That's a new kid. Dad, I am a pro. Oh, wow.

Yeah, it's prettier in the camera.

All right, let's go back.

Lindley, did you pack everything?

Yes. Because I know sometimes we tend to forget things.

Like your boyfriend's name.

I'm sure we have everything.

Don't you have like six boyfriends? I really don't. You know what? I can't

it. Every guy likes what he's called.

What's that one kid's name?

No, what's the kid's name?

Charles. Doofus?

Charles. Yeah, Doofus. That guy Charles.

Doofus. Whatever. Charles is so... He's like, he's over.

Why do you date him anyway? I don't know. He's stupid.

Whoever happened to Eric? I don't think you're allowed to date until you're 21.

They're all... Exactly.

I remember having that conversation with you, Dad, when I was like five.

Well, nothing's changed.

I don't think that counts. Hey, how come you didn't have that conversation with

me when I was five? God, this is really... Isn't this beautiful here,

Is anyone hungry, by the way? Let's wait for the... No, to clean. Where's the

girl? I'm sure it's lovely if you picked it out. In your mind.

I don't see any girls.

In your mind. Believe me, there'll be girls your age somewhere. Don't you

that thing at me. Not that they're going to like you. Wait, have you guys met

the neighbors yet? Do you even know what they look like?

Yeah, old people that smell like peaches.

Why peaches? What do you have with peaches?

It's just what they smell like. I think you're hungry for peaches.

No, I'm not. I'm hungry for a burger, okay?

That's why I want to go to Burger Master.

Is that what everyone wants? Burgers? I thought we were deciding on Mexican.

Mexican makes me sick.

You are just impossible. I love you.

Hey, Dad, we should try getting in the snow.

Find a parking lot. That's a terrible idea. I think it's a great idea. How

we go down the mountain with the car?

How about we drive safe and get there in one piece? Wow. All right, guys, we're

getting close. I'm nervous.

I'm excited. I'm ready.

I'm not ready. I can't handle this pressure. When we get to the house, you

can all run around for a little while, but then we're going to have to do a

little work, okay?

What do you mean work? Well, we've got to get things straightened out and moved

in.