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Thank you.

Shut up!

Monica! Hey!

Oh my God, where have you been?

Well, I'm back in L .A. and I'm looking for a place to live.

Two years of studying in Europe.

I am so ready for cheeseburgers and fries.

Oh, you look fucking fabulous.

Thank you.

So where's the other half?

Oh, Vivian.

She's at her new residence.

In Seattle.

You didn't hear, did you?

We got divorced.

Oh.

Get out, Max?

Come on. Come on in.

Excuse me, Max.

So what happened?

Oh.

She met this girl named Natalie and started hanging out with her.

You know, getting crazy and going out, and everything I know, they're living

together, and she came home and told me I couldn't keep up with her anymore.

You. That's hard to believe.

Well, you know what they say, marriage is the toughest sport to win.

Lee, you need to get out.

Come with me tonight.

I've got some friends I want to hook up with.

Come on, it'll be fun, just like old times. No, no, no. I'm still healing.

you understand that? When you've been hurt as bad as I've been hurt, you need

time to heal. I don't expect you to understand that.

And how long have you been healing?

About a year.

Well, I don't see any bandages or crutches.

You go out. You go have a good time.

Besides, there's something really good on TV that I'm going to watch.

There is nothing good on TV.

Lee, the bleeding stopped and the stitches are ready to come out. So why

you?

No, I'm not ready yet. You know, maybe in a couple weeks, a couple months, six

months from now.

I won't be able to find you in here in six months.

Come on, we've known each other since college. I introduced you to Vivian.

You used to be non -stop.

night. I'm surprised we haven't... Well, you know.

Is this what this is about?

Get your clothes on and get to sit together. You're coming with me.

Oh, and remember Ginger?

Ginger, it was... She was really quiet, right? Yeah.

That's what I need.

That's... exactly what I need. Nice quiet evening.

Low key.

Alright, I'm gonna jump in the shower.

So how is Ginger?

He's fine.

Are you sure I'm gonna like this party?

Oh, yeah.

Ginger sent her regards.

Ginger? Ginger Quackenbush?

Ms. Quackenbush will be joining us shortly.

Ginger knows how to live.

I don't understand, though. I mean, it's like back in college, she was like, you

know, a flat -chested girl that ate granola and grew sprouts and, you know,

never even taught.

Where are we headed?

Well... Strap yourselves in or strap something on.

Thank you.

Come on.

There you go.

Come on. Come on.

Where's the girl? She's not sleeping.

at least say hi to Ginger.

Whoa, Ginger.

God, how are you?

Monica, where did you find him?

He's been in his damn apartment.

Did you ever marry Vivian?

He did, but it's over.

Lee is so ready to party. He just doesn't know it yet.

A fresh bachelor, huh?

But gun -shy.

Listen, we've all had our bad breakups, but at some point you have to jump into

the game.

And have some fun.

You can watch if you want.

There's no pressure here. Just enjoy yourself.

Mmm Mmm Mmm

Hmm.

Woo.

Oh, fuck yeah.

We've still got one more stop.

This is a lot weirder than I thought.

I was expecting a sex toy party. Why a fucking cigarette?

Yeah, I've got to be smoking now.

You know, I'm going down the same road that Vivian went, and I can't do that. I

can't compromise anymore.

Same old Lee.

Maybe you'll learn something.

This is my friend Jennifer's house. My old roommate.

She's real friendly.

Makes a great cup of tea.

Welcome to the House of Apps.

What a nice little laugh.

Makes my mouth water.

Thank you. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, I bet you'll get your turn.

It's...

I love you.

Oh my God.

Hmm.

Why do you?

Hey, uh, crash out on my bed. I'll take the couch.

Okay.

I didn't know you were into women.

I didn't either.

Well,

what

if we just get dinner and a movie?

You've had six quiet nights at home since the last time I...

Well, listen, last weekend may have opened up my eyes a little bit, but it

hasn't changed me.

Well, but Lee, you've got to check out this private club in the hills.

I've had my fill.

I'll make you a deal.

What is it?

How about a little compromise?

Dinner and drop the music, but then let's go to the club.

How about just dinner?

Let's go to the club.

If you don't like it, you can leave and go see your movie. Listen, I've got to

see this movie. I can't miss this movie. This movie is the 14th song.

How can a club be hidden here?

Everyone asks that. Just be warned. You might see and be asked to participate in

some compromising situations.

Compromise. Your favorite word, Lee.

And you're going to need a mask.

This way.

Hmm.

Wow.

Oh.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Oh my God.

Would you like a drink?

I wanted a martini with an olive and an onion.

These are very valuable foods. I can't believe what you've done.

Both of you, clean it up. Now.

Clean all of it.

There

you go.

Yes.

Now you have other things to do.

Uh huh.

happened.

Amen.

Please take it in.

I'm going to come shoot all of your tits.

You must be observing.

I didn't know my warranty was up.

That sounds great.

I'm thinking maybe I should move in here.

Got any rooms available?

There's always open rooms.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Run. Run.

Ugh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh yeah.

Right there.

What is this?

Amen.

I've been thinking, why don't you just move in here?

I mean, you don't have a place to stay.

No, you can move in only as a roommate, though, okay?

Just as a roommate.

Only as a roommate. I'm not ready for anything else.

You're never ready for anything else.

Hey, I've got a friend coming into town, too. Lisa.

You'd like her.

Great. Maybe we can squeeze her in.

He has a friend, Dana.

I'd love to meet her.

Dude, I'm not kidding.

Monica moved in.

Then her friend Lisa.

Then her friend Dana.

They're all hot.

They're just running around.

They're just having a good old time. They're running around in their lingerie

and their heels.

I think I'm over it.

I'll tell you honestly, I think I'm sincerely over it.

Dude, you would be too if you saw what I saw.

Hey, girls. Say hi.

Hi. Did you hear that?

I made margaritas. They're inside.

Pepper sauce.

I'll call you back.

Thank you.

Dana, can I have a grape?

Sure. Food doesn't look so appetizing.

I heard you were married once.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll never be married.

It's not for me.

I like my freedom too much.

Freedom to do what?

Think like this.

Does that bother you?

No, I've been in LA quite a long time. Nothing that can affect me.

Hey,

no, we were just talking about marriage.

You guys are close, huh?

um um

I just thought of something.

What? I need you guys' opinion on something, but... It's in the bedroom.

Mm -hmm.

You ever join?

No,

I was thinking... It's been a long time.

Since I've seen two very good friends and two lovely ladies kind

of get intimate in front of me.

So, would you guys like to show me how intimate you guys get?

Yeah.

We could do that.

Okay.

Yeah, lovely mouth of yours.

You okay?

I'm okay.

Beautiful ass.

I've been watching it for several, several days.

I decided I needed some.

Oh, shit.

Bye. Bye.

I think I'm ready.

Oh, yeah?

What do you think?

I'd say it's about time.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Do you like it? Uh -huh.

Like a double feature. Triple feature.

Fuck. Fuck.

it's about time you got out of the house