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Previously on Georgie
& Mandy's First Marriage...
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Whose Corvette is that?
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Fred Fagenbacher's.
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-Fellas.
-What'd he want?
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He offered to buy this place.
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-What?
-It was gonna be our future.
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-Sell the store to me.
-You're kidding, right?
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Just tell me what Fagenbacher
offered so I can match it.
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Still think you can do this?
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(high-pitched):
Mm-hmm.
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You need collateral.
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This is collateral.
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Got the money.
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I know it's not as much
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as Fagenbacher is offering.
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I-I'm sorry,
but this ain't gonna cut it.
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-Not a good time, Ruben.
-How about I put up the rest?
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We got a deal?
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I'm retired!
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I'm gonna be around
all the time now!
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* *
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GEORGIE:
There it is.
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(exhales)
Our first dollar.
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Just 500,000 more
and we'll be out of debt.
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(yawns)
Hey.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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Man, I can't remember
the last time I slept this late.
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Yeah, look at that bedhead.
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-Not funny.
-Disagree.
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So, what are you gonna
do with yourself?
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All the things
I never had time for.
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Clean out the attic,
get the garage organized,
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put in that planting bed
you've always wanted.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Disagree.
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Just letting our suppliers know,
McAllister Tire's
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under new management,
so we should probably sit down
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and talk about the exciting
changes happening here.
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Looking forward to it.
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What are you doing?
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Letting everyone know
we're in charge now.
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Why?
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'Cause we're in charge now.
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Keep up.
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You're gonna freak 'em out.
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Besides, it's not gonna be
that different.
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Yeah, it is.
I got a lot of big ideas.
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Five years from now, we're gonna
have stores all across Texas.
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Okay, now you're
freaking me out.
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It's simple,
you just use each store
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as collateral for a loan
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that opens up the next store
in the next town.
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So you want to take on
more and more debt?
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Ruben, you got to understand,
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debt is nothing to be afraid of.
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Debt is wealth.
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Oh. Okay, I get it now.
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I'm in business with a lunatic.
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Beautiful.
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Garage organized, attic cleaned,
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planting bed planted.
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(sighs)
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What have I done with my life?
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GEORGIE:
Ruben,
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I got it all worked out.
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Phase one:
crush the competition.
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How?
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Don't get hung up
on the details. Phase two:
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advertise.
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Radio, TV, billboards.
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This face
is gonna be everywhere.
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How about this face?
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I said radio.
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Phase three:
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we change our name
and go nationwide.
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I know I'm gonna regret this.
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What's the name?
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Doctor Tire.
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So we're doctors now?
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Well, I'm the doctor.
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You're more like a head nurse.
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Yeah.
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*
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(coos)
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Hey, how are we
out of brake pads?
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Did you order more?
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-No.
-That's how.
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Well, if we just automated
the inventory system
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like I've been telling you,
we wouldn't have this problem.
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I told you, a new computer's
too expensive.
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Maybe now, but we'll
save money in the long run.
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Yeah, but in the short run,
I'll be living in a tent.
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You've got to trust me on this.
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If we want to succeed,
we got to take risks.
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Believe me, I want to trust you,
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but there's
this little voice in my head
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that keeps saying,
"Don't trust him."
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WOMAN (on TV):
I'm very happy. Thank you.
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I bet you are.
Bob Barker reminding you
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to help control
the pet population...
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"Have your pets spayed
or neutered." We know, Bob.
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Hey.
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Where you been?
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Shh, she's asleep.
We were at the park.
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You want to do something?
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I just got back from
doing something.
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Something with me.
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Are you bored already?
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No.
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I don't know, maybe.
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Well, why don't you go
walk around the mall
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like an old person?
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I cannot wait until your
daughter is mean to you.
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You could go visit
Georgie at the store.
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Oh, he don't want me there.
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Of course he does.
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You're just
trying to get rid of me.
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You old people are so wise.
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You're not listening to me.
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If you know that,
why are you still talking?
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How are we supposed
to run a business
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if we can't make
simple decisions?
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Did you even look at the
profit loss report I wrote up?
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Yeah, I looked at it,
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but you don't run
a business on numbers.
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Yes, you do.
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No, you run it on heart,
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you run it on instinct.
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Do I got to remind you,
of the two of us,
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I'm the one
going to business school?
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Just 'cause you go to school
don't make you smarter than me.
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Yes, it "do."
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And I've also worked here
way longer than you.
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Yeah, you had a dead-end job
until I came along.
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I made you what you are today.
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Broke, angry,
working on an ulcer?
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Oh, please.
Who don't have an ulcer?
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Have a Tum.
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Ooh, you're in luck.
Red's up next.
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Look, we're both adults.
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I'm sure we can find
some way to agree.
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We never agree.
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Maybe that's something
we should have thought about
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before we bought
a business together.
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Well, if it helps,
the doctor agrees.
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-Need a hand?
-No.
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I shopped, I cooked.
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Why shouldn't I serve as well?
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You tell him, Mom.
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You didn't help either.
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I'm happy to help.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart,
but I've got this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you're home late.
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-Don't miss that.
-I do.
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So, how's it going at the shop?
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Great. Busy.
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Good. That's good.
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Yeah, it's good.
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How's retirement?
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-Good.
-Good.
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That's five "goods,"
if anyone's counting.
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You know, I was thinking
tomorrow, I'd try
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and get the Mustang running.
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Sorry, I can't help.
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That's okay, I'm sure it'll be
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just as much fun by myself.
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-I bet Mandy or Connor...
-Not it!
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Oh, man.
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MANDY:
I got things to do.
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I can't spend the whole day
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working on the car with my dad.
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Oh, it ain't that bad.
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It's mostly listening to him
talk about old-ass actresses
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and how hot they used to be.
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Great, so you get
to go have fun at work
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and I have to hear
how Angie Dickinson
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filled out a police uniform.
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If it makes you feel any better,
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I ain't having any fun at work.
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What's going on?
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Ruben and I disagree
about everything,
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and there's only two of us,
so it's impossible
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for us to make a decision.
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I'm sorry.
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Can I tell you something?
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Of course.
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I'm kind of worried
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buying your dad's shop
was a bad idea.
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Come on, you know you're excited
to own your own business.
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Yeah, but I thought that meant
getting to do things my way.
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You two will figure it out.
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I ain't so sure.
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Hey, there's only two of us,
and somehow we manage.
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Yeah, but I can't act all sexy
to get my way with Ruben.
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You think that works with me?
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Baby, I know it works with you.
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Damn it.
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(door opens)
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(sighs)
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All right, CeeCee's asleep.
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Let's do this thing.
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Eh, forget about it.
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No, it'll be fun,
a little father-daughter time.
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I ain't in the mood.
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Oh, come on.
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Gina Lollobrigida,
hubba-hubba, right?
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I make a huge mistake?
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-Selling the store?
-Yeah.
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Well, uh, it's a big change.
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Be weird if it wasn't hard.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Sounds like
Georgie's doing okay.
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I think the business is,
the partnership not so much.
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Oh, well, that's no surprise.
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Those two
never really got along.
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Well, maybe instead
of watching game shows
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and getting drunk in the garage,
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you could offer him
some guidance.
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That's a little unkind
but not untrue.
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Yeah, I'll think about it.
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Great.
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So,
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how can I help with the car?
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Oh, no hurry.
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You ever seen Barbarella?
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Bronco done?
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Almost.
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-Great, we need to talk.
-(groans)
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I know automating
the inventory is an expense,
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but there's only two of us now.
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We got to work smarter,
not harder.
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Dude, your mom put up her house,
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my abuela put up her savings.
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We need to be cautious.
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I get that, but if we stay
in the past, we're a dinosaur.
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And we know
what happened to them.
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I do. I finished high school.
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-JIM: Hello.
-Back here!
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I know what happened to 'em,
I saw Jurassic Park.
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Hey, fellas.
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Hey, Jim.
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You know that's not
a documentary, right?
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What's going on?
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Oh, nothing, everything's great.
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Dude, just tell him the truth.
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This ain't none of his
business, it's confidential.
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Who's he gonna tell?
He doesn't know anybody.
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Fine.
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I want to buy a new computer
and update the inventory system.
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Sounds expensive.
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Listen to this man.
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Then again, you got to modernize
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if you're gonna
stay competitive.
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I heard that part.
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I worked here ten years,
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never once heard you talk
about modernizing.
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It's 'cause I'm cheap.
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So why are you saying it now?
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'Cause now it's not my money.
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Who wants the last slice?
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Go ahead.
263
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,570
What, so you can be
the good guy?
264
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,706
You go ahead.
265
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,407
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
266
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,474
Sorry I asked.
267
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,911
You know,
268
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:44,912
maybe there's
more than one way to go
269
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:45,946
on this whole computer thing.
270
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:46,980
Maybe there's a compromise,
271
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,248
like you could lease one
272
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,150
for a little while,
see if it's worth it
273
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,852
before you write a big check.
274
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,587
What you think?
275
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,789
I can live with that.
276
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,390
Yeah, you should talk
to your accountant.
277
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,426
There might be
tax advantages to leasing.
278
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,593
Hadn't thought of that.
279
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,495
Do we have an accountant?
280
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,031
That's the part
I hadn't thought of.
281
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,234
All right, well...
282
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,903
I bought you pizza,
solved all your problems.
283
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,905
I think I've earned a nap.
284
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,175
-Thanks, Jim.
-Thank you, Mr. McAllister.
285
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,477
No problem. You know,
286
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,212
I wish I had a me
when I was you.
287
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,681
Actually, I did have a me.
288
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:23,817
But it was me.
289
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,455
Well, I guess we need
to get an accountant.
290
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,023
With what money?
291
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,027
You know what your problem is?
You think like a poor guy.
292
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,262
I am a poor guy,
293
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,596
and so are you.
294
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,465
Poverty is just a state of mind.
295
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,368
No, it's eating
butter sandwiches
296
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,603
and sharing a Dodge Dart
with your grandma.
297
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,106
How about this?
We hire an accountant,
298
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,741
he finds us all kinds
of tax loopholes,
299
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,676
and we pay him
with the money we saved.
300
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:50,778
Do you actually believe
301
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,644
the words
coming out of your mouth?
302
00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,480
It don't matter if I believe.
303
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,783
The question is: do you?
304
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,050
No.
305
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,888
Then I ain't done talking.
306
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,858
Georgie working late again?
307
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:05,759
Yeah.
308
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,460
You know, I took your advice
309
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,096
and stopped by the store.
310
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,398
Oh, were you able to help him
and Ruben work things out?
311
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,067
I think so.
You know, a lot of people,
312
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,536
especially when they're
starting out, think that there's
313
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,371
only one way to do things,
314
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:22,109
but I showed them
that there is a middle way.
315
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,412
-Seems obvious.
-Well, it wasn't to them.
316
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,680
Good for you, honey.
317
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,917
Ah, it's no big deal.
318
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,151
You know,
I'm at that point in my life
319
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,186
where it feels good
to give back,
320
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,288
leave the world better
than I found it.
321
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,360
He needs this, right?
We're gonna let him have it?
322
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,603
You should've seen 'em.
The two of 'em
323
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,105
were at each other's throats.
324
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,306
Sounds terrible.
325
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,342
Yeah, it was
a good thing I was there.
326
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,779
You're like the wise elder.
327
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:03,150
I wouldn't say elder,
but the wise thing tracks.
328
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,286
It's nice to see you happy.
329
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:10,657
Well, them needing me
made me feel like...
330
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,059
You have value?
331
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,461
Yeah.
332
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,130
That's how I feel
about Connor needing me.
333
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,832
It's not the same thing.
334
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,000
Why not?
335
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,203
Well, mine is just
normal human nature,
336
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,605
yours is... a little creepy.
337
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,742
Good night.
338
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,180
Night.
339
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,715
(Jim sighing)
340
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,623
You want to fool around?
341
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,559
Really? I'm not too creepy?
342
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,663
Daddy like creepy.
343
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,234
Oh, my God.
344
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,741
-So...
-Fine.
345
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,352
Hey.
346
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,321
Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
347
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,889
(sighs)
What time is it?
348
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,524
Oh, a little after 11:00.
349
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,692
You must be exhausted.
350
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,594
I'm pissed. I had three tows,
351
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,930
then had to go back
to the office
352
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,697
to catch up on paperwork
'cause my partner
353
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,899
is afraid of the future.
354
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,834
I thought my dad helped
smooth things out.
355
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,471
Oh, he just bought us pizza
and then ate it all.
356
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,872
Well, just give Ruben some time,
357
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,708
I'm sure he'll--
you guys'll figure it out.
358
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,511
It ain't just computers.
359
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,513
We disagree on everything.
360
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,283
Well, why don't
you just flip a coin?
361
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,485
You're kidding, right?
362
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,920
That's what the Wright brothers
did to decide
363
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,588
who was gonna
fly the plane first.
364
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,190
That's dumb.
365
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,425
They flip a coin
at every football game,
366
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,127
including the Super Bowl.
367
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,464
Well, why didn't
you say that first?
368
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,834
(car engine revving)
369
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,904
I got the Mustang running.
370
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,039
Congratulations.
371
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,274
You want to go for a ride?
372
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,808
I got CeeCee.
373
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:09,977
Well, bring her.
374
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,012
I'm not putting
my baby in that thing.
375
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,146
It's a classic.
376
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,381
It's a death trap.
377
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,283
It's a classic death trap.
378
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,785
Fine, where's your mom?
379
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,320
She's at the store. Take Connor.
380
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,854
CONNOR:
Not it!
381
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,793
Flip a coin? Are you serious?
382
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,629
Hey, Mandy suggested it,
and she went to college.
383
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:30,597
I go to college.
384
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,831
You go to night school,
385
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,466
she went during the day.
386
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,603
Nobody makes business decisions
flipping a coin.
387
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,006
All right.
Rock, paper, scissors.
388
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,373
This is ridiculous.
389
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,275
We've tried everything else.
390
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,743
We need a tie-breaker.
391
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,346
Fine, but it shouldn't be
a kid's game.
392
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,715
It should involve
strategy and skill.
393
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,683
Tic-tac-toe?
394
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,853
Well, you come up
with something.
395
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,056
How about some hoops?
396
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,591
No way, you play
basketball all the time.
397
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,127
Okay.
398
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,695
A footrace.
399
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,331
Where you thinking?
400
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,432
Post office and back.
401
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,500
I'm wearing boots.
402
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,069
I'll give you five seconds.
403
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,540
One, two, three, four, five.
404
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,012
* Get out of my dreams *
405
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:23,616
-* Get into my car *
-* Get into my car *
406
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,985
* Get out of my dreams *
407
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,155
* Get in the back seat, baby *
408
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:32,292
-* Get into my car *
-* Beep-beep, yeah *
409
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,296
-* Get out of my mind *
-* Get out of my mind *
410
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,132
* Get into my life *
411
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,134
-* Ooh *
-(horn honks)
412
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,537
-* Oh, I said hey, you *
-* Hey, you *
413
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,774
* Get into my car *
414
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,378
* Oh, baby *
415
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,249
* Lady driver *
416
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,552
* Let me take your wheel *
417
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,354
* Smooth operator *
418
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,191
* Touch my bumper *
419
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,827
-(engine knocking)
-* Hey, let's make a deal *
420
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,561
* Make it real *
421
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,099
* Like a roadrunner
coming after you *
422
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,268
* I'm your man *
423
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,836
* Get out of my. *
424
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,772
(indistinct chatter
from television)
425
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,242
Hey.
426
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,712
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
427
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,114
No.
428
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,517
What happened?
429
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,752
I took the Mustang out
for a drive, and my hat
430
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,921
flew off, and I was afraid
to get a sunburn,
431
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,123
but I couldn't get the top up
432
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,357
and then the car crapped out
433
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,891
and I had to walk home.
434
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,129
And I did get a sunburn.
435
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,598
Why didn't you
call Georgie for a tow?
436
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,400
I tried, no one answered.
437
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,535
Why didn't you call me?
438
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,437
I ran out of quarters.
439
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,738
Well, come on,
440
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,906
let's get you in a cold shower.
441
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,908
Okay.
442
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,113
Being retired is hard.
443
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,682
AUDREY:
For all of us.
444
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,290
You should've seen me.
445
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,424
I was like the wind.
446
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,792
Oh, hey.
447
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,262
So, you didn't think to
just take the boots off?
448
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,665
Well, no time. The future
of our family was at stake.
449
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,034
So, now what,
you buy a computer?
450
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,770
Yeah.
451
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,838
And maybe a pair
of tennis shoes for next time.
452
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,240
Next time?
453
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:28,775
This is how you're gonna
settle arguments?
454
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,210
Yeah, why?
455
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,245
Well, who was watching the store
456
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,447
while y'all were out
running around like two dummies?
457
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,783
You're missing the point.
458
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,218
I won.
459
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,253
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