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Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage. Whose Corvette is that?

Fred Fagenbacher.

Fella. What'd he want?

He offered to buy this place.

What? It was gonna be our future.

Sell the store to me.

You're kidding, right?

Just tell me what Fagenbacher offered so I can match it.

I think you can do this.

You need collateral.

This is collateral.

Got the money.

I know it's not as much as Fagenbacher is offering.

I'm sorry, but the thing's going to cut it.

Not a good time, Rubens. How about I put up the rest?

We got a deal?

I'm retired!

I'm going to be around all the time now.

There it is.

Our first dollar.

Just $500 ,000 more and we'll be out of debt.

Hey. Good morning, sunshine.

Man, I can't remember the last time I slept this late.

Yeah, look at that bed head.

Not funny.

Disagree.

So what are you going to do with yourself?

Things I never had time for. Clean out the attic, get the garage organized, put

in that planting bed you've always wanted.

Oh, that sounds fun.

Disagree.

Just letting our suppliers know McAllister Tires under new management.

So we should probably sit down and talk about the exciting changes happening

here. Looking forward to it.

What are you doing?

Letting everyone know we're in charge now.

Why? Because we're in charge now. Keep up.

You're going to freak them out.

Besides, it's not going to be that different.

Yeah, it is. I got a lot of big ideas.

Five years from now, we're going to have stores all across Texas.

Okay. Now you're freaking me out.

It's simple.

You just use each store as collateral for a loan that opens up the next store

the next town.

So you want to take on more and more debt.

Reuben, you got to understand, debt is nothing to be afraid of. Debt is wealth.

Okay, I get it now.

I'm in business with a lunatic.

Beautiful.

Garage organized attic.

Cleaning, planting bed, planted.

What have I done with my life?

Proven. I got it all worked out. Phase one, crush the competition.

How? Don't get hung up on the details. Phase two, advertise.

Radio, TV, billboards.

This face is going to be everywhere.

How about this face? I said radio.

Phase three, we change our name and go nationwide.

I know I'm going to regret this.

What's the name?

Dr. Tire.

So we're doctors now.

Well, I'm the doctor. You're more like a head nurse.

Yeah.

How are we out of brake pads?

Did you order more?

No. That's how.

Well, if we just automated the inventory system like I've been telling you, we

wouldn't have this problem.

I told you, a new computer's too expensive.

Maybe now, but we'll save money in the long run.

Yeah, but in the short run, I'll be living in a tent.

You've got to trust me on this.

If we want to succeed, we've got to take risks.

Believe me, I want to trust you. But there's this little voice in my head

keeps saying, don't trust him.

We're reminding you to help control the pet population.

Have your pets sprayed or neutered. We know, Bob.

Hey.

Where you been?

Shh. Sleep.

We're at the park.

You want to do something?

Just got back from doing something.

Something with me.

Are you bored already?

No.

I don't know. Maybe.

Well, why don't you go walk around the mall like an old person?

I cannot wait until your daughter is mean to you.

You could go visit Georgie at the store.

Oh, he don't want me there.

Of course he does.

You're just trying to get rid of me.

You old people are so wise.

You're not listening to me. If you know that, why are you still talking?

How are we supposed to run a business if we can't make simple decisions?

Did you even look at the profit loss report I wrote up?

Yeah, I looked at it. But you don't run a business on numbers.

Yes, you do.

No, you run it on heart. You run it on instinct.

Do I gotta remind you of the two of us? I'm the one going to business school?

Just because you go to school don't make you smarter than me.

Yes, I do.

And I've also worked your way longer than you. Yeah, you had a dead -end job

until I came along. I made you what you are today.

Broke? Angry? Working on an ulcer?

Oh, please, who don't have an ulcer? Have a tongue.

You're in luck. Red's up next.

Look, we're both adults. I'm sure we can find some way to agree.

We never agree.

Maybe that's something we should have thought about before we bought a

together.

Well, if it helps, the doctor agrees.

Need a hand?

No. I shopped, I cooked. Why shouldn't I serve as well?

You tell him, Mom.

You didn't help either.

I'm happy to help.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

But I've got this.

Hey. Hey, you're home late. Don't miss that.

I do.

So, how's it going at the shop?

Great.

Busy.

Good. That's good.

Yeah, that's good.

How's retirement?

That's five goods if anyone's going.

You know, I was thinking tomorrow I'd try and get the Mustang running.

Sorry, I can't help.

That's okay. I'm sure it'll be just as much fun by myself.

Not that Mandy or Connor... Not it!

Oh, man.

I've got things to do. I can't spend the whole day working on the car with my

dad.

Oh, it ain't that bad. It's mostly listening to him talk about old -ass

actresses and how hot they used to be.

Right, so you get to go have fun at work, and I have to hear how Angie

filled out a police uniform.

If it makes you feel any better, I ain't having any fun at work.

Well, what's going on?

Reuben and I disagree about everything, and there's only two of us, so it's

impossible for us to make a decision.

I'm sorry.

Can I tell you something?

Of course.

I'm kind of worried buying your dad's shop was a bad idea.

Come on. You know you're excited to own your own business.

Yeah, but I thought that meant getting to do things my way.

You two will figure it out.

I ain't so sure.

Hey, there's only two of us, and somehow we manage.

Yeah, but I can't act all sexy to get my way with Ruben.

You think that works with me?

Baby, I know it works with you.

Damn it.

All right.

Cece's asleep.

Let's do this thing.

Forget about it.

No, it'll be fun. A little father -daughter time.

I ain't in the mood.

Oh, come on.

Gina Lola Bridget, hubba hubba, right?

I make a huge mistake.

Sell in the store? Yeah.

Well, it's a big change.

It'd be weird if it wasn't hard.

Yeah, I guess.

Sounds like Georgie's doing okay.

I think the business is, the partnership not so much.

Well, that's no surprise. Those two never really got along.

Well, maybe instead of watching game shows and getting drunk in the garage,

could offer him some guidance.

That's a little unkind, but not untrue.

Yeah, I'll think about it. Great.

So, how can I help with the car? No, no, hurry.

You ever seen Barbarella?

Bronco done?

Almost. Great, we need to talk. I know automating the inventory is an expense,

but there's only two of us now. We gotta work smarter, not harder.

Dude, your mom put up her house.

My abuela put up her savings.

We need to be cautious.

I get that, but if we stay in the past, we're a dinosaur.

And we know what happened to them. I do.

I finished high school.

Hello? Back here. I know what happened to them. I saw Jurassic Park.

Hey, fellas.

Hey, Jim.

You know that's not a documentary, right?

What's going on?

Oh, nothing.

Everything's great.

Dude, just tell them the truth.

This ain't none of his business. It's confidential.

Who's he gonna tell? He doesn't know anybody.

Huh.

I want to buy a new computer and update the inventory system.

Sounds expensive.

Listen to this, man.

Then again, you gotta modernize if you're gonna stay competitive.

I heard that part.

I worked here ten years and never once heard you talk about modernizing.

It's because I'm cheap.

So why are you saying that now?

Because now it's not my money.

Who wants the last slice?

Go ahead.

What? Say you can be the good guy?

You go ahead.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Sorry I asked.

You know, maybe there's more than one way to go on this whole computer thing.

Maybe there's a compromise.

Like you could lease one for a little while.

See if it's worth it before you write a big check.

What's your time?

I can live with that.

You should talk to your accountant.

There might be tax advantages to leasing.

Hadn't thought of that.

Do we have an accountant?

That's the part I hadn't thought of.

All right, well, I bought you pizza, solved all your problems.

I think I've earned a nap.

Thanks, Jim. Thank you, Mr. McAllister. No problem.

You know, I wish I had a me when I was you.

Actually, I did have a me.

But it was me.

Well, I guess we need to get an accountant.

With what money?

You know what your problem is. You think like a poor guy.

I am a poor guy, and so are you.

Poverty is just a state of mind.

No, it's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.

How about this? We hire an accountant.

He finds us all kinds of tax loopholes, and we pay him with the money we saved.

Do you actually believe the words coming out of your mouth?

It don't matter if I believe. The question is, do you?

No.

Then I ain't done talking.

Georgie working late again?

Yeah.

You know, I took your advice and stopped by the store.

Oh, were you able to help him and Reuben work things out?

I think so. You know, a lot of people, especially when they're starting out,

think that there's only one way to do things. But I showed them that there is

middle way.

Seems obvious. Well, it wasn't to them.

Good for you, honey.

Oh, it's no big deal.

You know, I'm at that point in my life where it feels good to give back.

Leave the world better than I found it.

He needs this, right? We're going to let him have it?

You should have seen them. The two of them were at each other's throats.

Sounds terrible.

It is. Good thing I was there.

You're like the wise elder.

I wouldn't say elder, but the wise thing tracks.

Nice to see you happy.

Well, them needing me made me feel like... You have value?

Yeah.

That's how I feel about Connor needing me.

It's not the same thing.

Why not?

Well, mine is just normal human nature. Yours is a little creepy.

Good night.

Night.

You want to fool around?

Really? I'm not too creepy?

Daddy like creepy.

Oh, my God.

So... Fine.

Hey.

Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.

What time is it?

A little after 11.

You must be exhausted.

I'm pissed.

I had three toes, then had to go back to the office to catch up on paperwork

because my partner's afraid of the future. I thought my dad helped smooth

out. He just bought us pizza and then ate it all.

Just give Ruben some time. I'm sure he'll... In case he'll figure it out.

It ain't just computers.

We disagree on everything.

Well, why don't you just flip a coin?

You're kidding, right?

That's what the Wright brothers did to decide who was gonna fly the plane

That's dumb.

They flip a coin at every football game, including the Super Bowl.

Well, why didn't you say that first?

I got the Mustang running.

Congratulations. You want to go for a ride?

I got Cece.

Bring her.

I'm not putting my baby in that thing.

It's a classic. It's a death trap. It's a classic death trap.

Fine, where's your mom?

She's at the store. Take Connor.

Not it!

Flip a coin? Are you serious?

Mandy suggested it and she went to college.

I go to college.

You go to night school. She went during the day.

Nobody makes business decisions flipping a coin.

All right.

Rock, paper, scissors.

This is ridiculous.

We've tried everything else. We need a tiebreaker.

Fine. But it shouldn't be a kid's game. It should involve strategy and skill.

Tic -tac -toe?

Well, you come up with something.

How about some hoops?

No way. You play basketball all the time.

Okay.

A foot race.

What were you thinking?

Post office and back?

I'm wearing a boot.

I'll give you five seconds.

Put you through for five.

okay? No.

What happened?

I took the Mustang out for a drive and my hat flew off and I was afraid to get

sunburn but I couldn't get the top up and then the car crapped out and I had

walk home.

And I did get a sunburn.

Why didn't you call Georgie for a tow?

I tried. No one answered.

Why didn't you call me?

Ran out of quarters.

Come on.

Let's get you in a cold shower.

Okay.

Being retired is hard.

For all of us.

You should have seen me. I was like the wind.

So you didn't think to just take the boots off?

Well, no time. The future of our family was at stake.

So now what? You buy a computer?

Yeah. And maybe a pair of tennis shoes for next time.

Next time, this is how you're going to settle arguments?

Yeah, why?

Well, who was watching the store while y 'all were out running around like two

dummies?

Oh, you're missing the point. I won.

I noticed your bluff.

I'm not sorry.

I know some good poker faces, though.

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