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I just don't know I need someone to share the little that I've got

Well I just don't know I need someone to share the little that I've got

Well I just don't know Take it easy and let time decide it

Oh, do you want to be loved? Do you want to be loved?

Oh, do you want to be loved? Do you really want to be loved?

She gave out the invitation You know I'd be a fool to turn her down

I'm too damn scared of the situation It scares me more to turn her down

Take it easy, don't let your mind decide it Come on, feel it

Oh, do you want to be loved? Do you want to be loved?

Oh, do you want to be loved? Do you want to be loved?

Oh, do you want to be loved? Do you really want to be loved?

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>> I recognize the hand.

Touch it for me though.

>> Feel good?

>> Yeah, it feels too good, especially since I gotta go to work.

>> I'll make you feel so good you won't even care about work.

- Oh, Melanie, I'm sorry.

The vice presidency is so close.

- So am I, I only wanted to make you feel good.

Come on, let me make you feel good.

- Melanie, stop it.

I can't afford to screw around now.

Look, there'll be plenty of time for that later.

Why don't you just go make me breakfast or something, huh?

- Jim, I don't get to see you anymore,

and it's really starting to bother me.

- Melanie, I'm sorry.

What can I do?

- I'm sorry too.

There's nothing I can do about it either.

- And just what do you mean by that?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

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- You might look in the other way, buddy.

You're making me very nervous.

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- Goddamn you, dag son of a bitch.

I'm gonna-- Goddamn, it's a girl!

- Want me to suck your cock?

- You don't be around a bunch, do you?

Let's go to my place.

- No, here in the men's room.

- No, there's too many people that come in here.

- I want to do it in here.

Don't worry, we won't get caught.

- Come on, man. Go in here.

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Dang it.

- I don't want you to get my cock sucked.

- Come on.

Oof.

Here, this is pretty--

Hold that up.

Mmm.

You've got a beautiful cock.

It's a little peepee on the end.

Not cleaning you up.

- Oh, man.

- Like that? - Oh, yeah, that's just good.

Oh, you're good.

Oh, that looks great.

Oh, yeah.

- Mmm.

- Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, you make me quiver.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Faster.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, I'm going to squirt in your mouth.

Oh.

Feel it coming?

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, God.

I'm going up, baby.

oh yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Jesus

Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God damn. Oh. Oh. Oh.

(breathing heavily)

Oh, that's good.

You're terrific, baby. Can I see you again?

Sorry, but I'm just passing through. That was nice, though.

Thanks. Bye-bye.

That's a weird broad.

(sighing)

(meowing)

(rattling)

Another mistake, huh?

Where do you wanna go for lunch?

I don't care.

Hey, we've just got Emelio's, we need it outside, okay?

Sure.

Shit.

Hey, Melanie, we're friends, right?

Sure we are.

Why don't you tell your friend what's wrong?

Wrong?

There's nothing wrong.

Get him off it, Melanie.

You've been in a downer for weeks now.

I guess I'm just tired.

Hey, can I ask you something personal?

Have you been going out on a gym?

I don't know.

I really don't know.

What the hell kind of answer is that?

It's just that the pieces of my life are missing.

It's like there's times that are just blank.

Look, Liz, if you don't mind,

I'd rather talk about this some other time, huh?

Okay.

Let's take another lunch.

All right?

Yeah, sure.

You'll love it, it's like a dude ranch.

Every year, a week before it opens,

Malcolm invites a few friends up.

It's all free.

I'm sure I can get him to invite you and Jim

up for the weekend.

I don't know, Jim's not crazy about resorts or crowds.

It's not like a resort,

and there won't be that many people there.

Believe me, honey, it's just what you two need

to get away for a few days.

Well, maybe you're right, Liz.

It might get my head together.

I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask.

Don't ask, tell him.

It's not that easy, you don't tell Jim anything.

Well, work on him.

I don't know why I ever let you talk me into going away for the weekend because you love me. That's why

You think so, huh? Yep. I read it in one of your valentines

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Good morning.

Hi.

Welcome to Pleasant Valley. I'm Malcolm Mason.

I'm Jim and this is Mellon.

Hello.

You must be the couple Liz told me about.

Say, I'm sorry you had to carry your bags.

Billy, our handyman, is busy setting up for our grand opening next week.

There's no problem.

Well, why don't you folks just sign in right here.

Right here?

Uh-huh.

Let's see.

Uh, by the way, I'm throwing a party tonight for all our guests.

It's a costume party.

Wow.

Of course, if you don't have a costume, it's all right.

I'm sure I can fix you up, and, well, if you wear nothing at all, it's fine.

Why should I put our names or Smith?

Don't.

Mr. and Mrs. Doe.

What about the children?

Two, three, more.

Twenty-nine children.

I don't think we're going to be here that long, but we could get started.

Here, I'll, I'll get you your keys.

Your room is the first one you left down the hall.

See you at the party.

We'll be there for sure, Mr. Mason.

Thank you.

Bye.

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- Thank you. - Bye.

Are you coming in or not?

You know, we haven't been away in quite a while, Jim.

I think it'd be nice to have somebody.

- That's carried across the special. - I know.

I think that's a good idea.

- You ready? - Yep.

Oh! Oh! Jim!

You know, I do love you.

But my feelings can't be expressed in a valentine.

Oh, that's nice.

You're so good. I don't deserve you.

Don't be silly. No, I'm not being silly, I'm not being silly.

I love you too. Let's go swimming.

Okay. What do I get if I win? You gotta win first.

I'll win.

Hi Rosie. Hi Mr. Mason. Where's my daughter? It's Andy.

I don't know, I haven't seen him. You know, this is a really nice place you

got here. Glad you like it. I wouldn't mind working

in a place like this during summer vacation.

Well, maybe we could work that out. Gee, that'd be super.

Would you come with me? I'll show you how this resort functions.

I'd like that. Know anything about bookkeeping procedures?

Sure. Do you give them numbers?

Oh boy. This is going to be a really good day.

Oh boy, look who's here. Well, hi.

Hey Billy, been getting any lately? Whenever I want.

How'd you like a little later on? What if your father found out you were

fucking all the employees? They're not going to tell him. They'd be

afraid I'd cut them out. You bitch. Don't you just love it?

Oh yeah. See you later on.

Come on, Sanders.

Hey, how did I know the phones were out of order?

I think I cut the wires.

Why do you have to call now?

Lookit, don't put this pressure on me.

You know I have to call the office.

Hey, I'm going to be back in a little while.

Just go to the pool, I'll be right along.

Oh, do you wanna be loved?

Do you wanna be loved?

Oh, do you wanna be loved?

Do you really wanna be loved?

Oh, do you wanna be loved?

Do you wanna be loved?

Oh, do you wanna be loved?

Do you really wanna be loved?

Do you think he shocked Billy?

Shocked Billy?

Nothing shocked Billy.

You know, Sandy, it's still hard for me to believe that you're a virgin.

Well, I still need to do everything else.

Well, you're gonna do everything this weekend.

I don't know if I can go through with it, Nikki.

You can go through with it.

It won't be just some cheap fuck in the backseat of a Volkswagen either.

We're gonna make it really beautiful for you, Sandy.

This is gonna be some weekend.

There are a few things I wanna try myself.

Hey, I've got a great idea.

It'll be really trippy, too.

Get me the shaving cream.

I'm gonna make this nice and rosy for Billy.

Get the razor, Sandy.

Come on, Nicky. Don't be silly.

I'm not being silly.

Shave me.

I can't.

I bet you've never even touched another cunt.

My own.

Well, it's about time you touched someone else's.

Come on. Get in.

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- Come on, give in.

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- Am I hurting you?

- No, it feels good.

Nice, steady stroke.

- Did I ever have anybody shave you?

- No.

- Now clean me off.

With your dog.

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Mmm, that's nice.

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- Oh, sure was nice that day.

- Yeah, it is.

- Wow, look at that.

Liz! - Hi, Mel!

- Wow, when you get away, you really get away.

- When I work, I work.

- When I play, you got a fantastic body, kiddo.

- Look who's talking.

Where's Jim?

- He had to go into town and make a call to the office.

- Boy, he sure works a lot.

What are you gonna do?

- Well, get some sun, I guess.

- What are you gonna do?

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- Liz? - Huh?

- I said, what are you gonna do?

- I think I just thought of something.

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- Hi. - Hi.

- My name's Fred. I'm the social director here.

- Hi, Mel, I'm Liz.

- If there's anything I can ever do for you,

don't hesitate to ask.

- I can think of something.

- What's that?

- Um, if you have time,

I'd like to talk to you about it on a one-to-one basis.

- You mean in private?

- Yeah, would my room be okay?

- Ah, that'd be just fine.

- Um, no, if you don't mind, I'll talk to you later.

- Ah, nice meeting you, Melanie.

- Yeah, sure.

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Hey, Billy, what are you doing?

I'm Willie Zildo.

What are you doing?

I'm waiting for you to finish.

Oh, well, couture.

I think it's a good time for us to get on.

Is this part of a social director's job?

Well, I have to keep my guests happy.

Gee, I'm glad you take your work seriously.

You know, I've never had a redhead before.

You've got one now.

Boy, I'd do that.

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- Oh...what's next, girls?

- You don't have to do anything.

We'll take care of everything. Come on, girls.

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- Oh, you've got a really nice one.

- How was that? - It's all good.

- You better speed with it.

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- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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♪ Oh, do you wanna be loved?

♪ Do you really wanna be loved?

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- Oh, yeah...

(sighing)

- Melanie!

- Can I watch?

- Can you what?

- Please, I just wanna watch you two make love.

- Melanie, go back to your room.

If Jim ever found out, he'd kill us.

- Liz...

If I leave here now, I'm gonna fuck the first man I see.

- Boy, Melanie, you've really been acting strange.

- Hey, if she wants to watch...

let her watch.

'Cause it's all right with me.

- I guess you are safer in here.

(Liz sighing)

It is kind of a turn-on.

(Liz sighing)

- I want something different, Billy.

- Get the cream, Rosie.

Okay, girls, now get him ready.

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Is it in?

Oh, yeah.

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Does it hurt?

No.

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Not too hard.

Just let it ease on down the road.

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Oh, don't stop.

Oh, don't worry, baby. I won't.

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Oh, you're so good.

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Oh, it's so big.

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Oh, God. What a feeling.

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Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

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Oh, that was wonderful.

Now, I want you to rest up for tonight.

What's tonight?

It's going to be a surprise.

You just be at the Redwood at seven.

Oh, and wear a nice coat and tie.

Coat and tie?

I haven't worn that shit since I was eighteen.

Forget it.

I wonder what my father would say if he knew

you just banged his daughter in the asshole.

And of course, there's always the statutory rate charge.

Oh, was that seven o'clock?

By a coat and tie. All right.

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Listen, hey.

Sorry, but I gotta go back to work.

I'm not finished yet.

I gotta get to the party.

Sorry.

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Now I want you.

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All right, you girls.

Hope you're not upset with me for leaving.

Just gotta take care of getting ready for the party.

You don't mind, do you?

No, you don't mind.

See you around.

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Oh.

Bill, I think I'd better talk to you.

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Do you just black out?

Well, I remember making love.

I just never know how I got there.

By then it's too late to do anything.

How long has the sex thing been going on?

Since Jim started working for his promotion.

Up until then I've been pretty provincial.

I don't know, Liz. Maybe I'm just doing it for an excuse.

I don't know what to say.

You know, my dad used to work all the time.

After a while my mom started to take on the whole neighborhood.

Do you know about your mom?

No. He died at 43.

After about a year, my mom ended up in the mental hospital.

She's still there.

Gee.

Well, they say you should never look back.

I don't think I would if I had something to look forward to.

You've got Jim.

Sure. If he doesn't die of overwork.

Well, I guess I better get going.

Hey, don't worry.

Are you going to the party tonight?

Sure, if Jim ever comes back.

I feel like Cinderella.

You look like Cinderella. Only this is real.

These are for you.

You better hurry. He'll be waiting.

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Malcolm.

Hey, Liz.

Oh, excuse me.

Hi, Liz.

Hi, babe.

How's the show tonight?

Oh, great.

Knowing your erotic taste in entertainment, I think you'll really like this movie.

Lily's gonna have to see you.

Oh, really?

Funny.

Hey, Liz, I like your costume, but who'd you come as?

Don't you recognize this?

I came as an impromptu maniac.

See you later.

Hey, save stuff for me, okay?

Oh, shit, I've got a show to do.

Well, see you around the beach.

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Great party, isn't it?

I feel like I'm a fucking idiot.

Hey, are you talking to me?

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Come on, honey, relax.

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Okay, hey, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.

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Is everybody happy?

Yeah.

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You can't win them all, okay.

We've got a great show for you tonight.

We had a girl come out to do the dance of the virgins,

but unfortunately, before the show, she broke her contracts.

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Little entertaining there, folks.

Okay.

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We have another act for you tonight, but unfortunately, her donkey died.

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Nice noise, make that one up at home, buddy.

Get the hell out of here.

Okay, thank you.

Anybody from New Jersey out there?

Terrific.

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Police fight's the big one anyway.

All right, folks, we've got a terrific show.

We really do tonight.

It's so quiet in here.

My God, you can hear the zippers in the men's room.

All right, let's bring them on.

We've got a great show, and to bring the show for you tonight is Malcolm Mason,

the owner of this toilet.

Come on out.

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Y'all having a good time tonight?

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Now, I'm just about to present our first special act for your enjoyment,

Miss Petra, "Sensation of the Elf Club" in Fresno and Bakersfield, too.

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Miss Petra is going to demonstrate the insuperably difficult art

of oral penile insuffusion.

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Personal penile imbalance.

Get down mama.

Do we have any volunteer from the audience?

How about a nice, solid, needy, normal, range, all-American six-incher?

A six-incher.

Do we have one?

You, sir.

We have one here.

All right.

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How you doing?

Whoa.

Watch out.

How could she do that in front of all these people?

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Hey, this guy's big.

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Very good.

All right.

Now, moving on up.

Moving on up.

Do we have a -- do I hear seven inches?

A seven-incher?

I hear seven.

All right.

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Mando Grosso.

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Oh, wow.

Look at that.

She's taking that too far.

I wish I could do that.

I do too.

I really do.

Take it all in.

Oh, yeah.

You like that, huh, honey?

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Are we ready for -- are we really ready for an eight-incher?

Eight-incher?

Oh.

Billy, oh, okay, Billy.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, Billy.

I got to see this, Billy.

Yeah, you will, honey.

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This is a rally, folks.

There's more.

There's always more.

Cheer up, Pat.

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Why don't you learn how to do that a little bit?

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Mando Grosso.

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I see you guys.

That was a tough act to follow, folks.

A real tough act.

Pat, thank you, Billy.

Certainly.

Now, could it be possible -- would it be even conceivable that there would be somebody out there with a -- well, let's skip nine.

All the way.

Let's go all the way to ten.

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Okay, where's our volunteer?

Where's ten?

What about --

Number ten?

Me, me.

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This is getting silly.

All right.

There are no other volunteers.

Oh, no.

Oh.

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Let's do this one.

Do this one.

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Ten inch.

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Oh, wow.

Wow.

Cutty poppers?

Wow.

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Let him do it.

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Can you believe it?

No.

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All of it.

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Okay.

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I don't know what to say.

I feel like I'm going to fade or something.

But thank you, thank you, Miss Deacher.

Words fail me.

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I want to go lie down.

I want to know if there's anybody that can carry on from here.

Are there any volunteers?

What the hell?

You only live once.

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- Hey...

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I don't know...

That party was a little bit much for me.

- Well, it's not like we were participating.

It's just an act.

- Yeah, I know, but...

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It just seems that something should be kept secret.

You know, love should be private.

It shouldn't be in front of a whole bunch of people.

- Well, you know what?

- What?

- I think I agree with you.

- Hmm.

- (laughs) Love should be in private.

I'll be right back.

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Oh, yeah.

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- I need you.

And you.

Come here.

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Oh yeah...

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Oh...

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Give me some more...give me some more...

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Oh, shit. Oh.

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