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Ah. Hey.
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Got your message.
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Yeah.
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So what did you decide?
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Well, I want us to stay married.
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-Well...
-Mm.
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[exhales]
That's a relief.
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[chuckles]
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-You had me worried
for a minute there.
-Mm.
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I honestly didn't know
which way you were leaning.
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Well, makes two of us.
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-Oh?
-Yeah.
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I stopped by
the hospital earlier.
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I figured I would talk it
through with Uncle Ted,
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since he's been married long
enough to give some sage advice
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about how to navigate
this complicated union.
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And what pearls of wisdom
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did my soon-to-be
ex-brother-in-law offer?
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I didn't get to ask him.
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Ended up bumping
into Ashley instead.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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She still basking
in her do-gooder glow?
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-Dani.
-Fine.
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This is me backing off.
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Ashley is engaged to Derek,
and she's...
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happy.
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I don't know.
Watching them today,
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something clicked.
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Whatever door existed between
Ashley and me is closed now.
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But this marriage
that we have...
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...it's an open window
full of possibilities.
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I appreciate you
for giving me an out,
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but I don't want or need it.
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Unless...
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Unless you do.
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[chuckles softly]
You think I want to be free?
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To go back to Bill? Maybe.
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[knocking]
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Come in.
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Caroline, what are you--
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I thought everybody was gone
for the night.
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Even the cleaning crew
called it a night.
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[sighs] Trust me, I'd rather
be home with a glass of pinot
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and my sad excuse
for a social life.
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But the Michaelson depositions
won't review themselves
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before that ungodly
7:00 a.m. conference call.
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I took the liberty of making
some notes in the margins.
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-Didn't have to do that.
-Yeah, well,
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I needed the distraction.
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Speaking of, I, uh...
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happened to see Dani leaving
a little bit ago.
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Now, okay, look,
it's nothing scandalous
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for the office rumor mill, okay?
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My ex just took it upon herself
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to offer birthday wishes.
That's all.
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-She never stops, does she?
-Mm.
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But your birthday's tomorrow.
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Oh.
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-Obviously, I don't need
to explain Dani to you.
-Okay.
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Mm, you know she operates
on her own timeline.
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Always has to be first
and center.
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[chuckles]
Like when she had
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"Hamilton Wins Again"
champagne flutes custom-made
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-for the Zissman settlement...
-[chuckles]
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-...before you'd even made
your opening offer.
-Right.
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[chuckles] And the commemorative
chocolates with my face on them.
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She even sent some over
to the Zissman rep.
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You know, McMillan called me
that night to let me know
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that they were ready to settle,
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and he said
he'd never seen anyone
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with such staggering confidence.
[scoffs]
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That's Dani for you.
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She brought you a gift?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Bought it last year,
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before we split.
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Claims that she found it
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while she was making room
for her new husband.
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I know it's not my place
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to comment
on your personal affairs...
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Well, since when
has that stopped you?
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Just say it, Caroline.
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Okay.
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I can't imagine Hayley's
gonna be too happy about this.
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We alone?
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Cameras are off.
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But didn't I tell you I'd take
care of that when you texted?
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Don't get smart with me, Randy.
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Not in the mood.
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[sighs]
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What's going on?
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Bill thinks he can play me
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after everything I've laid down?
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No. I can't let that ride.
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It's time to lock in, cuzzo.
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You know I got you, all right?
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What's the move?
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We take his legs
from under him--
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clean, fast, done.
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Okay, so what happened?
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Pretty-boy lawyer
finally wise up?
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Please. Bill's still eating out
of my hands.
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That arrogant bastard think
he got himself a-a trophy.
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Like I should be grateful
that this fool with more money
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than sense decide to keep me.
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Thing is, I'm the one onto him.
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What the hell does that mean?
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I caught him with his lips
all over Dani.
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So you pressed 'cause you
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-caught Bill kissing his ex?
-You know
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damn well
I ain't never loved that man.
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This whole marriage
has been a hustle since day one.
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Okay, so what's your issue?
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His uppity ex-wife is trying
to weasel her way back in,
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but I'll be damned if I let her.
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Not when we're this close
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to taking Bill
for everything he's got.
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♪ ♪
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-Hi, Mom.
-Kat.
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What are you doing here?
I was just about to head home.
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I have a surprise for you.
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The first of the ChelseaKat
spring preview.
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And right now...
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[singsongy]:
it's one of a kind.
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It is even more beautiful
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-than the design photos.
-[chuckles softly]
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But, honey, this
could have waited until later.
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Okay, fine.
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I may have something
I want to tell you in person,
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uh, so you couldn't leave me
on read.
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What is it?
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Tomas and I are back together.
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I see. Last time we talked,
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you were furious with him
about what happened with Eva.
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[groans] "Furious" doesn't
even begin to describe it.
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I wanted to burn
that man's suit collection
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and mail him the ashes.
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So what changed?
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I realized love doesn't come
with a satisfaction guarantee.
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It's messy and complicated.
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And, yeah, Tomas screwed up,
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but you're always saying
I should give people a chance.
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That was back
when I was referring to Eva.
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Who I still think
is the absolute worst.
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I mean, nobody
even asked her to be born.
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-Kat.
-And she's out here
trying to steal
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anything that's not nailed down,
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including other people's men.
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But what Tomas and I have
is real,
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and I didn't want to toss it
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just because we hit
a rocky road.
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Well, it seems like you have
your mind made up,
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so I will reserve my judgment
and just say...
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I am happy for you.
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-See? That wasn't that hard.
-[chuckles]
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Now, when are you gonna come
to that same conclusion
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about you and Dad?
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[sighs]
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[knocking]
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Give me a sec.
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Just need to finish up
this discharge form.
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-Dana? What the hell?
-Oh,
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I was in the neighborhood.
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Thought that my favorite doctor
might be hungry
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after working so late.
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So I figured
I'd help satiate your appetite.
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No. Don't. Listen,
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-you need to get
the hell out of here.
-Oh.
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Today's special is pie.
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It's warm, sweet...
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...and it'll melt in your mouth.
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Mmm.
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What is this supposed to be?
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Wait, you don't recognize it?
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It's my old uniform,
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back from my day job
waiting tables at that diner
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when we...
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-got together.
-Okay,
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that was decades ago.
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And it still fits me, yes?
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I mean,
uh, no alterations needed.
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Hmm?
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Want to touch?
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It's a little premature
for Halloween.
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Yet this little devil
does not like to wait.
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Plus...
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...I saw you cozying up to
that little human dumpster fire
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at Orphey Gene's this afternoon.
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What's her name? Uh, June?
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Yeah, I wasn't cozying up
to anyone.
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June is an acquaintance.
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Well, if your libido
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is experiencing
some kind of, uh,
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waitress-specific renaissance...
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you know, why settle
for generic bargain basement
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when you can have...
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vintage?
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So tell me, Doctor,
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what pleasure
can I offer you today?
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Your situation with Tomas
and mine with your father
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are operating
in entirely different universes.
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That's my entire point.
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Tomas cheating was recent.
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Dad's affair happened
back when people still thought
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low-rise jeans were
an acceptable fashion choice.
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It's ancient history.
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Even if you just found out
about it recently.
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You aren't comprehending
the scope of what you're saying.
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Dad has been doing
the absolute most
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trying to make amends
since you found out.
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Yeah, he's doing a lot,
all right.
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He's chasing redemption
like his life depends on it.
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Because to him, it does.
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Mom... [scoffs] can't you
just lighten up a little?
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Give Dad another chance.
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Thank you.
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Bill married someone
and moved on with his life.
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And in case your photographer's
eyes somehow missed it...
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Mm.
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...I married you.
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This cigar band
isn't just for decoration.
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I know. I know.
I just had to ask.
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What's got you suddenly
questioning my commitment?
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Hayley was here earlier.
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-Ah. Now we're getting to it.
-Mm.
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What did Mrs. Shamilton
have to say?
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Well, that you are
not as over Bill as you claim.
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That you're constantly
stopping by his office
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to make excuses to stay in his
orbit or something like that.
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Let's not forget
who came barging into my home
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the other night,
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practically foaming
at the mouth,
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looking for Bill
like some crazed bloodhound.
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I know.
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And I said as much.
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The projection is pathetic.
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Hayley just can't be happy
for anyone else
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when her own marriage
is built on quicksand.
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Okay, hey,
I'm not stressed about Haley.
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And neither should you be.
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But I do have a question.
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What is it?
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I've been here for over an hour,
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and you texted me that you had
something to take care of.
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I'm curious. Did that have
anything to do with him?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Hayley probably wouldn't throw
a parade if she found out
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Dani stopped by
with a birthday present.
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You know,
maybe we keep this little visit
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between the two of us?
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Consider it
attorney-assistant privilege.
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Your situations always stay
confidential with me, Bill.
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-You know that.
-Mm.
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Doesn't mean
she won't hear about it.
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I've put in way too much time
and effort with Bill
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to let his crazy ex
screw this up now.
257
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,034
I should get a medal.
258
00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:17,103
I've been sleeping next
to this man for nearly a year
259
00:11:17,206 --> 00:11:19,620
and haven't broken character
once.
260
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:22,586
Well, you always has been
the best in the business.
261
00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,551
How many identities
have we gone through?
262
00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:25,862
I don't know.
263
00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:28,172
You the one who supplies them.
You tell me.
264
00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:31,241
You remember that hedge fund
manager in Chicago?
265
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,758
-Dude with all the boats?
-Oh.
266
00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,379
Don't remind me.
267
00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:36,379
Three months of playing tennis
with his mom
268
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:38,655
before he finally decides
to ask me out.
269
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:42,586
The word is he is driving
for DoorDash now.
270
00:11:42,689 --> 00:11:45,275
[chuckles] Poor bastard
never knew what hit him.
271
00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,655
Okay, I was sloppy back then,
272
00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:50,448
but I've perfected
my approach since.
273
00:11:50,551 --> 00:11:53,551
Research everything about them
and everyone they're close to.
274
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:56,310
Present myself
as the perfect mate,
275
00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:57,862
fully formed.
276
00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,275
Marry them,
277
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:00,827
drain their accounts.
278
00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:03,206
And then vanish into thin air
like smoke.
279
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,275
-Poof.
-Mm-hmm.
280
00:12:04,379 --> 00:12:05,551
But I'm starting to think
281
00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:07,620
going after Bill was a mistake.
282
00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:10,310
Yes, it-it gave me a chance
to be close to you
283
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,689
and have you help
behind the scenes,
284
00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:16,000
but, yeah, I had no idea
285
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,068
how insufferable these
Fairmont Crest folks would be.
286
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,068
They in everybody's business
like it's their job.
287
00:12:22,172 --> 00:12:24,379
We should've went with your boss
like I suggested.
288
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:28,206
Joey's wealthy and unattached.
289
00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:31,551
And, I mean, you know, he's not
that hard on the eyes either.
290
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:33,068
Not to mention deadly.
291
00:12:33,172 --> 00:12:36,655
I've seen the man make people
disappear for far less
292
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,034
than what you'd be doing to him.
293
00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,448
No. Bill was the right move.
294
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,724
Filthy rich attorney,
can't stand his wife--
295
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,310
classic mark.
296
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,896
Mm. Well, unfortunately,
297
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,862
he's not still turned off
to her anymore.
298
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:52,344
When I first cozied up
to Bill's daughter at the gym,
299
00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,172
I figured
her runway relic of a mother
300
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,655
would have good sense
and exit stage left.
301
00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,103
Turns out Dani's a cockroach--
302
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:04,931
impossible to kill and always
shows up where she's not wanted.
303
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,551
She's been angling
to get Bill back,
304
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,827
and he's falling for it.
305
00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:11,620
That's why weneed
to land this plane fast,
306
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,862
before Bill decides
it's Dani he wants.
307
00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,103
I worked hard for his money,
308
00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,689
and I'll be damned
if I'm not finna get paid.
309
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,068
Bill is just another rich man
with a wandering eye.
310
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,655
We have been pulling
this same con for years.
311
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,344
He's not devoted
like the others.
312
00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,517
[sighs] One passionate moment
with his ex
313
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,344
could derail everything.
314
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,586
Don't start doubting
the game now, coz.
315
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,206
We meticulously set things up
316
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,931
so we can have access
to Bill's money.
317
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:43,758
Everything's going
according to plan.
318
00:13:43,862 --> 00:13:46,103
Remember how he reacted
the first time
319
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:47,310
he thought you were pregnant?
320
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,551
Bill, I might be pregnant.
321
00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:52,482
He set up that college fund
faster than you could blink.
322
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,034
Like I tell my clients,
it's never too early
323
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,344
to prepare for the future.
324
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:58,241
The man's got a soft spot
for kids that we expected.
325
00:13:58,344 --> 00:13:59,896
But a college fund for a baby
326
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,448
we're not even sure
is on the way?
327
00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:04,551
And when I told him
I wasn't pregnant after all...
328
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,965
You had the man so sprung,
329
00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:08,448
he kept the college fund going.
330
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:11,000
I don't think
we should get rid of it.
331
00:14:11,103 --> 00:14:13,655
-Why not?
-Just because
we're not pregnant now
332
00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:16,448
doesn't mean
we won't be in the future.
333
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,827
But I couldn't just leave it
at that.
334
00:14:18,931 --> 00:14:21,448
Bill had been bitten
by the baby bug, so...
335
00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,896
I had to get pregnant again.
336
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,655
And he believed you, again.
337
00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:27,413
You hear that, Baby Hamilton?
338
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:29,586
He doesn't even have ears yet.
339
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:31,896
Then I'll shout it
to the universe--
340
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,172
baby, you have made me
the happiest man in the world.
341
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,379
I'm gonna be a father. Again.
342
00:14:37,482 --> 00:14:41,206
And he started making those
regular deposits like clockwork.
343
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,206
Which was great.
344
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,551
Until Dani whispered
her suspicion in his ear
345
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,551
that I was faking it.
346
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:48,896
What I am directly saying, Bill,
347
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,344
is that that baby is a figment
348
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,620
of your desperate wife's
imagination.
349
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:56,482
Which is why you had Dr. Macy
in place to corroborate,
350
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,379
make this pregnancy look legit.
351
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,758
Yeah,
then that basic nurse Ashley
352
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,517
couldn't keep her mouth shut
to Naomi
353
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,241
about me declining
an ultrasound.
354
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,793
Next thing I know,
I had another Hamilton woman
355
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,000
breathing down my neck.
356
00:15:08,103 --> 00:15:10,344
So, what, you were losing
a grip on my dad
357
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:13,206
so you fake a pregnancy and then
fake a miscarriage? Is that it?
358
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,896
No, Naomi, no.
359
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,793
But you managed to put
everyone's suspicions to rest
360
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:19,413
when you had that miscarriage.
361
00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:22,241
-Something is wrong
with my baby!
-'Cause I knew Dani
362
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:23,827
would accuse me
of faking that, too.
363
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,137
Somebody help me!
364
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,931
So I had to make it believable.
365
00:15:27,034 --> 00:15:28,827
Damn, were you convincing.
366
00:15:28,931 --> 00:15:30,931
Thanks to you, coz.
367
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,517
How's it, uh, feel,
368
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,137
getting a break
from being wifey?
369
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,379
Ugh, I swear, Randy.
370
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,103
Another night listening to him
drone on
371
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:42,241
about one of his court cases
while I act ever so impressed...
372
00:15:42,344 --> 00:15:43,896
[sighs]
I'm about ready to smother him
373
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,379
with his own damn pillow.
374
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:48,448
Well, we both know
the game ain't always glamorous.
375
00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:49,862
Tell me what you need.
376
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,413
A bucket of blood.
377
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,068
I need enough to make it
look like I lost a baby.
378
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,206
You trying to fake
a miscarriage?
379
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,517
Yeah. Right now.
380
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,793
Damn, girl, that's cold.
381
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,206
Now, we pulled some stunts,
but this?
382
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,689
Can you help me or not, Randy?
383
00:16:02,793 --> 00:16:04,689
Dang, I'm running out
of options.
384
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:05,931
No question.
385
00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,931
You are fam,
so I'm-a pull up regardless,
386
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,068
no questions asked.
387
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:10,517
I knew I could count on you.
388
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,137
And, Randy,
this goes without saying--
389
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,310
You already know.
390
00:16:14,413 --> 00:16:16,103
I'm not like
these Fairmont Crest fools.
391
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,517
I know
how to keep my mouth shut.
392
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,241
I will text you
393
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,965
the location for the spot.
394
00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:23,793
You came through so quick
on that blood drop.
395
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,310
Blew me away.
396
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:29,206
You know, being Joey's
right hand does come with perks.
397
00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,000
Eh, even though we were
on the outs,
398
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:33,413
I still got, uh, some pull.
399
00:16:33,517 --> 00:16:35,413
Mrs. Hayley Hamilton.
400
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,620
As I live and breathe.
401
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,241
Cut it out.
We don't have time for games.
402
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:39,551
You get it?
403
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:41,206
From the butcher shop
in Anacostia.
404
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,137
They make the best roast beef
in the DMV.
405
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,931
I swear to God,
they must season these things
406
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:47,793
-with angel tears or something.
-I'm here
407
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,275
for blood, not beef.
408
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,448
Where is it?
409
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,793
Ladies' room at Uptown.
410
00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:53,413
-Far stall on the end.
-Uptown?
411
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,758
What happened to being discreet?
412
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,000
Well, you said
you wanted witnesses.
413
00:16:58,103 --> 00:17:01,827
And guess who I saw
on my way out.
414
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,103
-You're kidding me.
-Nope.
415
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:07,619
Miss Dani Dupree
and her friend Pamela,
416
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:10,241
sipping martinis like there was
nothing else better to do.
417
00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:12,241
Mm. Perfect.
418
00:17:12,344 --> 00:17:14,068
I can provoke Dani
into a confrontation,
419
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,275
get her all worked up,
420
00:17:15,378 --> 00:17:18,689
and then rush
to the bathroom in distress.
421
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:22,172
But what if she insists
on taking me to the hospital?
422
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,931
-I could come
and offer you a ride.
-No.
423
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:27,550
No. Nobody can know
we're connected, Randy.
424
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,482
Nobody would.
I could be a complete stranger.
425
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,275
You know,
Sammy the Good Samaritan
426
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,793
who just happened to be in the
right place at the right time.
427
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,551
Sammy?
428
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,241
I got to keep a low profile.
429
00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:39,551
You know, Joey.
430
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:42,551
Right. Right. Let's go with it.
431
00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:44,724
But, uh, I better hurry.
432
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,310
All this has to be over
before Bill gets back.
433
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,551
He's insisting on taking me
to the doctor in the morning,
434
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,724
since that nitwit Caroline
left a case file
435
00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,448
in the middle of the floor
and made me trip.
436
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,344
Maybe that's why you had
the miscarriage.
437
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,344
Hmm.
438
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,379
Nah. Mm-mm.
439
00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,827
I'd rather Dani get the blame.
440
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,034
Bitch gonna shoot up my wedding,
441
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,655
think she just gonna walk away
clean?
442
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:05,793
Nah.
443
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:09,448
All right. Well, it's time
444
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,862
to go give
the performance of a lifetime.
445
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,275
Wish me luck.
446
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,103
Hey, they should be worried,
447
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:16,206
not you.
448
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:18,896
Mm.
449
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:21,620
The baby went bye-bye.
450
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,965
Bill was none the wiser, and...
451
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:27,896
Dani and Naomi felt guilty
as hell for doubting me.
452
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,413
See, coz?
453
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,344
You got this.
454
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:32,931
So stop stressing
455
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:35,137
and worry about what's next.
456
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,586
My disappearing act.
457
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:46,931
Mom, I don't understand
why you're being so hardheaded
458
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,413
-about this.
-Kat, please,
459
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,896
my love life
isn't up for discussion.
460
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,068
And you don't know
everything that's happened.
461
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:54,586
I know enough.
462
00:18:54,689 --> 00:18:56,724
I know Dad made a mistake
with Leslie.
463
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:57,931
I know he regrets it.
464
00:18:58,034 --> 00:18:59,724
And I know you both
still love each other.
465
00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:02,896
Please tell Chelsea
that I love my new bag.
466
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,689
Don't do that.
Don't try to change the subject
467
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:07,413
because things
get uncomfortable.
468
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,172
-Kat--
-It's been months.
469
00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,862
How long are you going
to punish Dad for something
470
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:13,413
that happened in the past?
471
00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,551
Because it's not in the past.
472
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,413
[quietly]: Your dad
just slept with Leslie again.
473
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:20,310
-Wait, what?!
-TMI,
474
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:21,689
I know, but it's true.
475
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,931
And I wouldn't be surprised
if it's still happening.
476
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,275
ANDRE:
You have not answered
my question.
477
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,137
-Yes.
-Mm.
478
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,551
-[chuckles softly]
-I was at Bill's office.
479
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:36,000
But before you spin it
into some salacious narrative,
480
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:39,275
I was simply dropping off
an early birthday present.
481
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,827
So I was here waiting...
482
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,931
[chuckles] to discuss
the future of our marriage
483
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,758
and you were across town,
484
00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:47,172
bringing gifts to your ex?
485
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,827
One gift. And it was something
that I bought him
486
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,448
-when we were still married.
-Mm.
487
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:53,448
I happened
to stumble across it today
488
00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:55,137
while I was clearing out
drawer space.
489
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:58,137
Literally making room for you
in my life.
490
00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,379
Right. [chuckles softly]
You could've just tossed it.
491
00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:02,379
And waste
all that precious money?
492
00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:03,517
In this economy?
493
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,517
[laughs]
Because you care, right?
494
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,931
[chuckles]
You're the woman
495
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:09,275
who has the exact same pair
of designer heels
496
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,655
in three different colors.
497
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,068
Five, actually.
498
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,206
-Okay.
-But I take your point.
499
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:16,241
Although I thought
you were cool with Bill and me.
500
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,655
Eh, correction--
501
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,551
I was cool with you using me
to make Bill jealous.
502
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,379
Because after everything
he did to you,
503
00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:24,862
the brother deserved it.
504
00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:27,655
But you bringing him gifts,
even old ones,
505
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,965
that's not about you
getting under Bill's skin.
506
00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,206
That's about him
getting under yours.
507
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,724
BILL:
Listen,
508
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:35,965
I'm only gonna say this once.
509
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,931
My client
is not taking that deal.
510
00:20:38,034 --> 00:20:39,275
Not now, not ever.
511
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:40,551
Do you understand?
512
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:43,310
Well, yeah.
513
00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,965
Well, I hope you sleep well.
514
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,448
I know I will.
515
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,482
[sighs]
516
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,586
Uh, sorry about
the interruption. Where were we?
517
00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:54,068
I was just reminding you
518
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,172
that Hayley's
a very shrewd woman.
519
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,655
[scoffs]
You're telling me.
520
00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,965
That woman can find dirt
on a priest.
521
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,862
And she's also smart
522
00:21:01,965 --> 00:21:03,689
and genuinely funny
523
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,310
and beautiful.
524
00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:07,827
Are you in love
with my wife, Caroline?
525
00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,000
No.
526
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,931
But you are.
527
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,551
I'm just trying to remind you.
528
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,413
That was never in question.
529
00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:17,068
And Hayley is in love with you.
530
00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:20,586
I saw it firsthand
the day you two got married.
531
00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:23,551
Until Dani arrived with her gun,
532
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:26,275
trying once again
to make it all about her.
533
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:27,517
BILL:
Yeah.
534
00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:29,793
I see what you're getting at.
535
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:33,758
So, at the risk of...
536
00:21:33,862 --> 00:21:35,413
irritating you...
537
00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,137
...I feel I have to say this.
538
00:21:39,379 --> 00:21:41,448
Wake up, Bill.
539
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,620
Don't let Dani
overshadow your happiness.
540
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:49,931
And don't let the love of your
life slip through your fingers.
541
00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,827
RANDY:
Now this is a throwback.
542
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:56,275
We haven't seen Roberta
in a while.
543
00:21:56,379 --> 00:21:57,586
Mmm.
544
00:21:57,689 --> 00:21:59,172
-[rolls tongue]: Roberta.
-[chuckles]
545
00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:01,482
Now, she was fun.
546
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,413
Had blue bloods
buying her diamonds
547
00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,413
'fore they even knew
her last name,
548
00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:07,103
but...
[inhales sharply]
549
00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:08,448
I don't know.
550
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,482
Okay, this ID is still clean.
551
00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:11,689
Why the hesitation?
552
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,724
Tomorrow's Bill's birthday,
and...
553
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,068
that man deserves
something special.
554
00:22:17,172 --> 00:22:19,275
Wait, wait, wait. What's this?
555
00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,758
Don't tell me you've caught
feelings for this mark.
556
00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:25,862
Boy, don't play me
like I'm some amateur.
557
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:29,206
[scoffs] My only commitment
is to the payout.
558
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,586
But you've been looking
real comfortable
559
00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:32,103
as Mrs. Bill Hamilton.
560
00:22:32,206 --> 00:22:35,034
And you've been playing wifey
for longer than usual.
561
00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:39,034
Life with Bill
did have his upside.
562
00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:42,793
He's good in bed,
that's for one. But...
563
00:22:42,896 --> 00:22:45,034
mind-blowing sex
isn't enough of a draw.
564
00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:47,413
Not when I can feel him
pulling away. No.
565
00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:50,482
Randy, it's time
to up the stakes.
566
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,862
So we stick
to the usual playbook.
567
00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:55,103
Pack up all that ice
Bill has been draping you in.
568
00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:57,103
We drain the college fund
569
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:58,896
and any other accounts
that you have access to.
570
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,068
And then you're on
the next plane out of town.
571
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,896
Bill wakes up the next day
wondering
572
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,448
what the hell happened
to his pretty little wife.
573
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:10,034
I have something different
in mind this time.
574
00:23:10,137 --> 00:23:11,862
Such as?
575
00:23:11,965 --> 00:23:13,000
Hmm.
576
00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,413
Simple.
577
00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,310
Bill Hamilton has to die.
578
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,482
I'm sorry, you want to...
kill Bill?
579
00:23:27,586 --> 00:23:29,172
What's wrong, coz?
580
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,896
You look shook.
581
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,448
That's not what we do,
all right?
582
00:23:32,551 --> 00:23:33,793
We get the money, we bounce.
583
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:35,965
-Always have.
-Not anymore.
584
00:23:36,068 --> 00:23:38,827
Look, this idea has been
on my mind for a while.
585
00:23:38,931 --> 00:23:40,827
Ever since Bill had that stroke.
586
00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:43,000
-Okay, so what does that got
to do with anything?
-Think about it.
587
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,448
I thought I could use
Bill's medical excuse
588
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,034
as a way to gain more access
to his money.
589
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,206
More money than a Black Card?
590
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:55,206
I learned the hard way that
it's not actually unlimited.
591
00:23:55,310 --> 00:24:01,137
So I arranged for Bill to see me
cry my little crocodile tears.
592
00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:02,586
Next thing I knew,
593
00:24:02,689 --> 00:24:05,793
he took out a life insurance
policy on himself
594
00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:09,724
to the tune of $10 million,
595
00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:13,517
with yours truly
as sole beneficiary.
596
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,965
And that's when you got
the idea.
597
00:24:16,068 --> 00:24:18,862
Mm-hmm. No more adding to that
little college fund bit by bit.
598
00:24:18,965 --> 00:24:21,896
Not when $10 million
is mine for the taking.
599
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,965
Talk about stroke of luck.
600
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:26,448
And for you to collect,
601
00:24:26,551 --> 00:24:28,206
Bill would have to be...
602
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:30,000
unalived.
603
00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:31,965
Exactly.
604
00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,172
Hustling these men
is exhausting.
605
00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:37,517
So, your girl is finally going
into retirement,
606
00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,620
which means this is my best
607
00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:42,724
and last grift.
608
00:24:42,827 --> 00:24:44,344
Am I fired?
609
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:48,413
Have I ever fired someone
for telling it to me straight?
610
00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:50,000
Jenkins from accounting.
611
00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,655
Marcus in litigation.
612
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:54,310
-The entire PR team
after the Westmoreland case.
-Hey,
613
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:56,413
o-okay, okay. Point made.
614
00:24:57,793 --> 00:25:00,103
But I'm not gonna do it
this time.
615
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,965
You know, especially when
I needed to hear what you said.
616
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,379
Hmm.
617
00:25:04,482 --> 00:25:05,965
You know, Caroline,
618
00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:09,827
I'm a man who's always known
exactly what I wanted.
619
00:25:09,931 --> 00:25:11,896
You know?
Never second-guessed myself.
620
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,103
Not once.
621
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,758
And the moment
I laid eyes on Dani,
622
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,827
I knew I had to have her.
623
00:25:17,931 --> 00:25:19,103
And then...
624
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,172
...there was the day Naomi
brought her friend from the gym
625
00:25:22,275 --> 00:25:23,965
over to the house.
626
00:25:24,068 --> 00:25:26,344
-You knew
you had to have Hayley, too?
-No.
627
00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:27,758
No.
628
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,413
But I knew I was in trouble.
629
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:34,172
I bet Dani rues the day
she recommended Hayley
630
00:25:34,275 --> 00:25:36,517
-for that receptionist position.
-[chuckles softly]
631
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,137
Well, do you blame her?
632
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:40,517
You know...
633
00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:45,551
You know,
once Hayley and I got together,
634
00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,103
I just thought, "That's it."
635
00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:48,482
You know?
636
00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:50,758
Made my decision,
ended my marriage, and...
637
00:25:50,862 --> 00:25:53,620
[sighs]
walked away.
638
00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:56,034
From my house, my wife...
639
00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:58,517
...my kids.
640
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,103
You gave up everything
to be with her.
641
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,793
But I was at peace with it.
642
00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:05,620
It's the bed I made.
643
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,482
[chuckles softly]
644
00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:09,965
I don't know. It's just...
645
00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:13,310
Hey, lately, Caroline,
I-I don't know,
646
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:14,448
it's just...
647
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,724
I feel like I've lost my edge.
648
00:26:16,827 --> 00:26:18,172
You know?
I'm-I'm fighting with Hayley.
649
00:26:18,275 --> 00:26:20,241
I'm jealous of Dani.
650
00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:21,586
[sighs]
I mean,
651
00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,931
how did I end up
sitting on this fence?
652
00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,310
I don't know.
653
00:26:28,068 --> 00:26:30,137
But I think
it's time you get off it.
654
00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:31,172
Hmm.
655
00:26:31,275 --> 00:26:32,724
You need to decide
656
00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:35,103
who you really want to be with.
657
00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:37,482
Your ex-wife
658
00:26:37,586 --> 00:26:39,551
or your current one.
659
00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:44,379
Do you think
Bill is under my skin?
660
00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:45,896
I don't think it, Dani.
661
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,068
Come on now.
662
00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,034
I've been trying to let it go.
663
00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:50,413
You have to believe that.
664
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,206
You've been trying
for a while now.
665
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:55,482
But that man's hold on you
hasn't weakened one bit.
666
00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:57,241
I want our marriage to work.
667
00:26:57,344 --> 00:26:59,206
I want to see
where this journey goes.
668
00:27:00,241 --> 00:27:01,758
And like I said, I've been...
669
00:27:01,862 --> 00:27:02,862
working on making space
670
00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:04,517
-in my drawer for you.
-[chuckles]
671
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:08,103
Baby, you've made space in your
drawers for me a long time ago.
672
00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:09,103
I'm being serious.
673
00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:10,517
And so am I.
674
00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,413
I see the effort
that you're making.
675
00:27:12,517 --> 00:27:14,206
I do.
676
00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,551
But I don't want
to just have space in your house
677
00:27:16,655 --> 00:27:18,724
or in your closet.
678
00:27:18,827 --> 00:27:22,000
Dani, the space that I want
is in here.
679
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,172
And it's in here.
680
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:29,310
Wait. Dad actually slept
with Leslie?
681
00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,068
-Again?
-Yes.
682
00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,965
Where did this even happen?
683
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,689
In his hotel room.
684
00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:37,241
Leslie stole his tie
for the express purpose
685
00:27:37,344 --> 00:27:41,000
of letting me onto this fact
by asking me to return it.
686
00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:44,068
Such a thoughtful gesture,
don't you think?
687
00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:46,517
Well, maybe it was just a lie.
688
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,551
Leslie is messy as hell.
689
00:27:48,655 --> 00:27:50,758
She could have just been making
that up
690
00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,034
-so you--
-Your dad admitted it.
691
00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:56,620
Mom, I'm...
692
00:27:56,724 --> 00:27:58,275
I'm so sorry.
693
00:27:59,517 --> 00:28:01,000
But...
694
00:28:01,103 --> 00:28:02,689
I should tell you--
695
00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:05,965
I actually caught Leslie
in Dad's hotel room once,
696
00:28:06,068 --> 00:28:08,448
and he said nothing happened.
697
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,482
And I believed him.
698
00:28:10,586 --> 00:28:12,620
[sighs]
I was gonna tell you,
699
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:15,413
but Mona and I thought
it would just make you upset.
700
00:28:15,517 --> 00:28:16,896
Mona knew about this?
701
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,310
She was just trying
to protect you.
702
00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:20,000
-We both were.
-I am
703
00:28:20,103 --> 00:28:22,482
so sick of people
trying to protect me
704
00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:24,206
by keeping me in the dark,
705
00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:27,793
as if I'm some fragile thing
that can't handle the truth.
706
00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:32,413
That woman is thirstier
than a buzzard in the Mojave.
707
00:28:32,517 --> 00:28:35,620
She's had her sights on Dad
since he moved into the Bowman.
708
00:28:35,724 --> 00:28:38,310
And now that she's living
in Eva's old room,
709
00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:40,896
she's even more unbearable
than usual.
710
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,310
I ran into Leslie
at the club earlier,
711
00:28:43,413 --> 00:28:45,137
and she was just going on and on
712
00:28:45,241 --> 00:28:46,724
about how it was
just a matter of time
713
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,448
that she would end up
in your father's bed again.
714
00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:49,655
Hmm.
715
00:28:49,758 --> 00:28:52,344
I'm heading over
to his hotel room right now
716
00:28:52,448 --> 00:28:53,896
to give him a piece of my mind.
717
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,241
Don't bother, Kat.
718
00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:56,482
Your father's not at the hotel.
719
00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:57,827
He's in his office.
720
00:28:57,931 --> 00:29:00,103
Oh. Even better.
721
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,655
Don't you remember, Teddy?
722
00:29:02,758 --> 00:29:07,034
Back in the day when we just
couldn't keep our hands
723
00:29:07,137 --> 00:29:08,379
off each other.
724
00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:10,275
Dana, this isn't appropriate.
725
00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:11,896
We're in a hospital.
726
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,931
No one has to know.
727
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,862
[sighs]
728
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,241
Running away again?
729
00:29:19,344 --> 00:29:20,931
That's your specialty, isn't it?
730
00:29:21,034 --> 00:29:23,758
I am not running away.
I'm establishing boundaries.
731
00:29:23,862 --> 00:29:25,482
Something I should have done
a long time ago.
732
00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:28,241
[chuckles]
733
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:29,758
Oh, Teddy.
734
00:29:29,862 --> 00:29:32,551
You never could say no to me.
735
00:29:33,551 --> 00:29:34,931
Don't act
like you don't want this.
736
00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,448
[grunts]
Oh.
737
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,965
What the hell?
738
00:29:40,586 --> 00:29:41,620
[sighs]
739
00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:48,206
Kitty Kat. What a surprise.
740
00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:49,724
-Table for one?
-[door closes]
741
00:29:49,827 --> 00:29:52,689
What the actual hell
is going on here?
742
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,793
What does it look like?
743
00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:56,827
I'm giving your daddy
the daily special.
744
00:29:56,931 --> 00:29:58,862
Dana, that's enough.
You need to leave.
745
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,172
Of course.
[chuckles]
746
00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:06,758
I totally understand
that you need to talk to your...
747
00:30:06,862 --> 00:30:09,241
other daughter.
748
00:30:10,965 --> 00:30:12,862
I'll meet you back at the hotel.
749
00:30:13,827 --> 00:30:15,724
Our hotel.
[chuckles]
750
00:30:15,827 --> 00:30:18,172
Oh, and, um...
[clears throat]
751
00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:23,517
We'll be able to finish our
role-playing session in private.
752
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:25,379
Yeah? Oh.
753
00:30:25,482 --> 00:30:28,517
I'll bring the whipped cream.
754
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,206
You already got
the chocolate sauce.
755
00:30:31,310 --> 00:30:32,241
[sighs]
756
00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:33,758
[chuckles softly]
757
00:30:34,724 --> 00:30:36,103
Ciao.
758
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,275
[door closes]
759
00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:42,413
Kat, I can explain.
760
00:30:42,517 --> 00:30:43,896
I doubt it.
761
00:30:47,034 --> 00:30:48,724
CAROLINE:
You need to decide
762
00:30:48,827 --> 00:30:50,586
who you really want to be with.
763
00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:53,517
Your ex-wife
764
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,103
or your current one.
765
00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,413
You never cease
to amaze me, coz.
766
00:31:00,517 --> 00:31:02,689
But are you sure
you want to do this?
767
00:31:02,793 --> 00:31:06,103
As sure as that fake baby
went bye-bye.
768
00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:08,000
All right, well,
how you want to do it?
769
00:31:08,103 --> 00:31:10,000
You know I got the hardware.
770
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,517
You mean that same piece
you used on that busboy
771
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:16,068
who attacked Martin Richardson
and Vernon Dupree?
772
00:31:16,172 --> 00:31:17,448
Come on now, coz,
you know that wasn't my fault.
773
00:31:17,551 --> 00:31:18,689
-The gun was--
-Jammed.
774
00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:19,758
I know.
775
00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:23,034
But we can't risk
another botched job.
776
00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:26,068
This has to look like Bill died
of natural causes
777
00:31:26,172 --> 00:31:28,103
for the insurance policy
to pay out.
778
00:31:28,206 --> 00:31:32,206
And a gunshot to the head
is anything but natural.
779
00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:35,137
Okay, so what you thinking?
780
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,793
Well, you're good
at procurement.
781
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:42,172
You got these IDs,
the blood from the butcher shop.
782
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,862
Not to mention one hell
783
00:31:43,965 --> 00:31:45,827
-of a roast beef sandwich.
-Okay, I'm sure it was tasty.
784
00:31:46,827 --> 00:31:50,172
But I need something tasteless,
785
00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:53,827
odorless, slow, and untraceable.
786
00:31:53,931 --> 00:31:55,517
Look, Randy,
787
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:57,689
we don't want
to set off any alarms.
788
00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:00,448
-I'll make it happen.
-Perfect.
789
00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:03,862
Well, it's time for me
to go make up with my husband
790
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,793
and kiss him goodbye.
791
00:32:05,896 --> 00:32:07,896
Literally.
[chuckles softly]
792
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,068
When Bill drops dead,
793
00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:12,482
I need to be above suspicion.
794
00:32:12,586 --> 00:32:14,758
And once he's out of the way...
795
00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,310
...I get my cut.
796
00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,724
Of course.
797
00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:23,965
Yeah. Right before I go
somewhere out of the country--
798
00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:27,068
young, rich, happy, and free.
799
00:32:34,206 --> 00:32:35,206
[door closes]
800
00:32:39,586 --> 00:32:42,000
-I'm listening, Dad.
-Okay, nothing happened
801
00:32:42,103 --> 00:32:43,310
between Leslie and me just now.
802
00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:45,965
-Only because I walked in.
-Not true.
803
00:32:46,068 --> 00:32:49,413
Mom told me you slept
with that...
804
00:32:49,517 --> 00:32:51,172
whore again
after your separation.
805
00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:52,931
And now I catch you
806
00:32:53,034 --> 00:32:56,551
in what looks like
an OnlyFans role-play scene.
807
00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:57,793
I was trying to throw her out.
808
00:32:57,896 --> 00:32:59,344
Wait,
809
00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:00,965
your mother told you?
810
00:33:01,068 --> 00:33:02,655
Yes.
811
00:33:02,758 --> 00:33:06,310
Do you understand the magnitude
of what you've done?
812
00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:07,793
-Dad!
-I know.
813
00:33:07,896 --> 00:33:09,517
Okay? I know.
814
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:12,103
I thought you wanted
to work things out with her.
815
00:33:12,206 --> 00:33:15,448
-I thought you loved Mom.
-I do love her.
816
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,000
With everything in me.
817
00:33:17,103 --> 00:33:20,172
Yeah. Well, you've got
a funny way of showing it.
818
00:33:21,862 --> 00:33:24,448
I thought
we were better than this.
819
00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:28,586
I thought
you were better than this.
820
00:33:32,758 --> 00:33:34,241
Going down?
821
00:33:35,241 --> 00:33:36,482
I'll take the next one.
822
00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:38,620
[chuckles]
Suit yourself.
823
00:33:38,724 --> 00:33:41,586
I got to get back to the hotel
and get some rest.
824
00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:43,620
-Teddy really wore me out.
-[elevator dings]
825
00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:46,034
Mmm.
826
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,379
Bill?
827
00:33:54,482 --> 00:33:55,758
Honey, are you home?
828
00:33:57,758 --> 00:34:00,758
Where the hell are you,
son of a bitch?
829
00:34:00,862 --> 00:34:02,448
BILL:
I'm here, baby.
830
00:34:02,551 --> 00:34:03,965
-Oh!
-Hey.
831
00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:05,689
Thank God you're home!
832
00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:08,068
I've been...
833
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:10,206
desperate to talk to you.
834
00:34:11,206 --> 00:34:13,585
I feel terrible about the fight
we had this morning,
835
00:34:13,688 --> 00:34:17,585
and I'm sorry that
I keep obsessing about Dani.
836
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:19,206
And I'm done.
837
00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:20,655
I promise.
838
00:34:20,757 --> 00:34:22,655
Can you forgive me?
839
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:27,551
I have more than enough room
in my heart for you.
840
00:34:28,793 --> 00:34:30,447
And in my home.
841
00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:34,344
[chuckles softly] Again,
I appreciate the closet space.
842
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:37,447
Silly. I'm asking you
to move in with me.
843
00:34:39,068 --> 00:34:40,931
Wait. Seriously?
844
00:34:41,034 --> 00:34:42,000
Why not?
845
00:34:42,103 --> 00:34:44,379
We are husband and wife
after all.
846
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:45,896
Yeah.
847
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,931
-And I want to prove to you
that I mean it...
-Mm.
848
00:34:49,034 --> 00:34:52,137
...when I say I'm serious
about putting Bill behind me.
849
00:34:52,241 --> 00:34:53,724
He's the past.
850
00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:57,793
-And I am looking toward
the future with my husband.
-Mm.
851
00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:00,620
You're moving kind of fast,
Mrs. Richardson.
852
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:01,793
Story of my life.
853
00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:04,413
Okay. Well, I'm open to it.
854
00:35:04,517 --> 00:35:07,310
But I think
I'm still gonna keep my condo.
855
00:35:08,344 --> 00:35:09,344
-Okay.
-Yeah.
856
00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:10,724
You sure?
857
00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:13,965
Yeah. But I will absolutely
be spending the night.
858
00:35:16,379 --> 00:35:17,517
-[grunts]
-Lead the way.
859
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:18,896
Hey.
860
00:35:21,862 --> 00:35:24,413
Yeah, I appreciate
those IDs, but, uh...
861
00:35:24,517 --> 00:35:26,551
I have another favor.
862
00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:30,241
I need something
tasteless, odorless,
863
00:35:30,344 --> 00:35:32,310
slow, and...
864
00:35:32,413 --> 00:35:34,344
untraceable.
865
00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:36,586
And I don't have
all the time in the world.
866
00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:40,586
Someone... near and dear
to me is counting on me.
867
00:35:41,586 --> 00:35:44,137
Of course I forgive you,
sweetheart.
868
00:35:44,241 --> 00:35:45,931
You know, I was actually...
869
00:35:46,034 --> 00:35:48,275
coming home
to tell you something similar.
870
00:35:49,551 --> 00:35:52,103
Caroline gave me
a wake-up call tonight.
871
00:35:52,206 --> 00:35:54,310
She reminded me
of our wedding day,
872
00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:55,758
how happy we were.
873
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,103
[chuckles softly]
874
00:35:57,206 --> 00:35:59,000
Despite the drama, it...
875
00:35:59,103 --> 00:36:00,655
it was special, wasn't it?
876
00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:02,413
Best decision I ever made.
877
00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:04,793
And when I promised
to love and honor
878
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,896
and cherish you
for the rest of my life,
879
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,620
I meant every word of it.
880
00:36:08,724 --> 00:36:10,034
Oh.
881
00:36:10,137 --> 00:36:13,172
I meant every word, too, Bill.
882
00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:14,896
[sighs]
Mmm.
883
00:36:15,896 --> 00:36:18,689
Till death do us part.
884
00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,689
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