All language subtitles for sex and the city s06e16

When you're dating someone new,
everything can seem foreign.

Especially when you're dating
someone foreign.

My Russian had been taking me
around the world.

Greece in Astoria, Italy in the Bronx.

Tonight, it was Korea,
on West 32nd Street.

Wow. You look...

Why, thank you. So...

Where to tonight?

Very, very exotic place.

-Really?
-Mmm-hmm.

Well, just so you know,
I'm fully vaccinated.

Good. Good.

So, should we get a cab?

I've not been to this
mysterious place before.

But I believe we can walk.

I'm intrigued. Continue.

Turn around. We're going to your place.

Art-shmart. The man can cook.

Have never made the risotto
in frying pan before.

I'm sorry. I don't use my kitchen.

And I don't usually make my guests
sit on the floor

next to my stack of Vogues,

which I ordinarily hide
in the tub for company.

-And the walls--
-Shh.

I love your house. It's so you.

Small and artless?

No. Warm and lovely.

-Ooh.
-Are you okay?

-My foot sleeps.
-Oh.

Well, now we'll have espresso?

Oh, great. Where?

I don't have an espresso machine.

And you call yourself a writer, yeah?

Well, I may have an old
Mr. Coffee One Cup,

but don't hold your breath.

Oh, my God!

Okay. We go out.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that mouse is dead. Wow.

It was a rodent.

You don't want this in your house.

Well, maybe he was just crossing through

to get to the much nicer
apartment next door.

They call this denial.

Where there's one, there will be more.

Yeah, we're going out.

At least it didn't happen in a room
I actually used, like my closet.

Good Humor me.

The next morning, we were
determined to use our good humors

to make Samantha's chemo lounge

as close as possible
to a cocktail lounge.

Look at Miranda working Mr. Grape there.

Steve is one lucky guy.

Samantha.

Well, you guys are having a good time.

You bet. Cancer is hilarious.

Are all you as fun as Samantha?

-We try.
-I'm her favorite patient.

-Any mouth sores, sweetie?
-Nope.

Great. Just keep up the Popsicles.

Samantha, I have to say,
you are amazing.

I am. And if you love me in chemo,

wait till you see me
at Smith's movie premiere.

I'm getting a hot dress,
fantastic shoes.

I'm going to kick cancer
and that red carpet's ass.

Hear, hear.

-Hear, hear.
-Whoo-hoo!

It's not at all what I expected.

They have these Barcaloungers
and videos and popsicles.

You throw in Shuffle Board,
it'd be a vacation in Miami.

Ah, here they are.

Later, the Russian took me
somewhere else I'd never been before.

The Kitchen Supplies Department.

She doesn't even look sick.

But she is sick, yes?

Well, she was. But she's gonna be fine.

Had a friend who had breast cancer.

Oh...

She died.

I think this one is you.

From kitchen supplies
to a kitchen surprise.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Dr. Steiner.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

None of them?

Sure. I understand.

Thanks for calling on a Saturday. Bye.

None of my eggs were viable.

Oh, baby.

Again.

What do you want to do?

Try IVF again.

You sure? We've already tried it twice.

Yeah. I'm sure. It'll work.

I mean, it has to.

-You okay?
-Yeah. I'm gonna go for a run.

In high school,
Charlotte was voted most popular,

head of the track team
and class president.

She had won everything.

Except the baby race.

Meanwhile, across town a couple
who had won the baby race,

had lost their bedroom to their baby.

Wait, we saw this one.
Charming, mid-town two-bedroom?

Why don't they say what it really is?
Crack house on an airshaft.

-Scout, off! Off!

Hey. Listen to this one.
In our price range, three-bedroom.

I'm putting my shoes on.

-Outdoor space.
-I'm getting my bag.

-Finished basement.
-It's a house?

-In Brooklyn.
-Okay, shoes are off.

What did I tell you
about that side of the paper?

What, it's a good place.

Steve, we're not moving to Brooklyn.
I'm a Manhattan girl.

I don't like anything not Manhattan.

Hey, I'm Queens and I'm pretty cute.
Let's just look at it.

Sleeping in the dining room
isn't so bad.

We're near the kitchen.

Did you let Fatty
out of the laundry room? Ow.

We don't even need this.
We can hear Brady through the wall.

Miranda, we can't keep living like this.

-Scout, down.

Fine. I'll look at it.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh. Ah, wow.

-What?
-That is some strong coffee.

Oh. Well. No wonder you work all night.

That's the way I like it.

I'm gonna need a little milk in this.

Then it's not espresso.

Milk will ruin it. Keep sipping it.

You'll see.

-I need to talk to you about something.
-Yes?

You know, the other day
when I was talking about my friend?

-The one with cancer?
-Her name is Samantha.

I just felt like you weren't being
very sensitive about my feelings.

I mentioned her and your first response
was to tell me about your friend.

Who died. Yeah.

Yes. See, exactly.

I'm sorry about your friend.

But my friend is going to be fine.

And my friend died.

See? You're doing it again.

Not everyone dies.

Then they're lucky.

Okay... Maybe I'm not being very clear.

Oh, you're being clear.

-You don't want your friend to die.
-Please. Stop saying "die."

But to be realistic,

you must acknowledge
this possibility, yes?

No. They caught it early at Stage 1,
she's having the Cadillac of chemo.

No, she is going to be fine.

And your scaring me isn't helping.

All I'm saying when my friend died--

Okay, I don't know why
but you are not listening to me.

You're not listening to me.

Are you kidding me? All I've said is,

"Please don't talk about
your friend who died."

Her name was Sophie.

I'm leaving.

What are you talking about?
We're having espresso.

No, we're not having espresso.
We are not listening.

Sit down, finish your coffee. It's hot.

I'm leaving.

Excuse...

You know, I asked you
not to mention your friend.

And now all I can think about
is your friend

and my friend has nothing to do
with your friend.

I think you're acting like a child.

And I think you're acting
like an asshole.

-Maybe you should go for now.
-I'm already going.

It was my first fight
with the Russian

and I didn't know
if it was the strong espresso

or the strong words, but either way,

not even my feet slept that night.

-Oh, my goodness.

Look at you and your little coat.

-Did you go shopping?
-Princess Dandy Rich Brandy Wine. Come!

Oh, I got her.

Oh, my goodness, so cute.

Thank you.

That's a mighty big name
for such a little dog.

-Well, it's a show name.
-Oh, my gosh, I love dog shows.

-Has she ever won?
-This one? Two-time loser.

She doesn't show anymore.

She was bred from two champion
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels

but when I tried to show her,
it turns out she has a defect.

Oh, no.

Yeah, one of her hind legs is too short.

Such a shame. She had so much promise.

She just isn't a winner.

Well. She's awfully cute anyway.

I'm Charlotte York Goldenblatt.

Trudy Stork. All right. Come on.
That's enough. Come

There.

-Okay. Well, nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you. Bye-bye.

Bye.

That was the day a King Charles
met an Upper East Side princess.

Taxi.

And an upper west-eider
went to see a house in Brooklyn.

Where to?

Um, Brooklyn. Please.

I don't go to Brooklyn.

Yeah, neither do I.

Miranda tried to see
her future in Brooklyn,

but she just couldn't get there.

Oh, yeah. Shit, yeah.

Oh, God, you're good.

Oh, fuck.

What? Oh, Jesus.

What do I...

Just give it to me.

I mean, that's a lot of hair.
Did that hurt?

No, I'm fine. Really. So...

Where were we?

-Oh.
-I'm sorry.

I'm gonna take a bath.

Apparently,
Samantha wasn't the only one

losing something that night.

Samantha's not gonna die, right?

Of course not. She'll be fine.

Her hair started falling out
at a really bad time.

Oh, God. Was she at work?

No. But she was definitely doing a job.

-No.
-Oh, yes, ma'am.

-She's a trooper. She'll be fine.
-Yeah, I know.

But according to my Russian friend,
we're all in denial.

Why? What does he say?

Well, it went like this.

Him, "Your friend might die, yes?"

Me, "No. You're an asshole."

-We had our first fight.
-Yeah. I picked up on that.

I mean, this is a man who is

so sensitive about so much,
but then this death, deal with it.

I know he's Russian, but Jesus, come on.

-Maybe it's a language barrier.
-Well, it's definitely a barrier for me.

Is this who I'm seeing?
A man who kills mice and optimism?

Well, it's not denial.
They got it early. She's gonna be fine.

You are aware that you've said
she'll be fine three times

in half a block.

Yeah. I just picked up on that, too.

Anyway, how's it helping her
if we freak out about it?

-It is our job to think positive.
-Exactly.

Can you believe we're actually
having this conversation?

No. And here's another thing
I've never thought I'd be saying.

-Steve wants us to move to Brooklyn.
-Okay. Stop.

Now, that is information I can't handle.

I know. I can't move to Brooklyn.
Even cabs won't go there.

My conversation with Miranda
brought me back to reality.

Or more specifically,
the people who want us to live in it.

The world tells us to get real.

But what happens when living in reality
means living in pain, fear, or Brooklyn.

If a defense mechanism can get us
through the difficult times,

how bad can it be?

Maybe the reality is we need denial.

Denial, friend or foe?

Denial had become
Charlotte's best friend, next to Harry.

-Going for a run?
-Uh-huh.

-What are you looking at?
-Doing some research.

-On what?
-Adoption.

Oh.

It could be just a backup. You know?
Maybe we put ourselves on some lists.

By the time we know what's what,
we'll have some choices.

What do you think?

That seems like the right thing to do.

-Hi, Trudy.
-Oh, hi.

Hi, Dandy Rich. Hi.

I brought you a present.

-It's turkey bacon. Is that all right?
-Oh, sure. She's not a show dog.

Oh, do you like that?

Well, she really loves you.

Oh, who wouldn't love her.
Look at that face.

Eh.

You know, just because somebody doesn't
perform the way that you want them to,

doesn't mean you should
just give up on them.

Oh, I'm sorry. [sniffles]
Oh, I swore I wouldn't cry.

I'm trying to have a baby
and it's just not going very well.

That day, thanks to a dog
with one short leg,

Charlotte stopped denying
her shortcomings.

I don't care for babies. Or labs.

Thanks for coming.

Are you kidding me?
This is gonna be fun.

I used to do this
when I was 16 at the mall.

Without the cancer part.

I have a movie premiere and I need to
look like myself at my most fabulous.

What would you like
natural hair or acrylic?

Sweetheart, does it look like
I do acrylic?

These are our best natural hair.

"Sassy" and "Pretty-me."

No and no.

Fine. Let's try this.

It's from the Ronnie Manrique line.

This looks like you. Hmm?

-Carrie.
- Hmm?

How do I look?

You look like Florence Henderson.

Florence Henderson in a bad wig.

Listen, I can't be on
the red carpet in a bad rug.

Do you understand?

I know.

This is Candy.

She's very popular.

I don't think you're listening.

I don't wanna look like Candy.
I just wanna look like myself.

Ma'am. These are wigs.

They're not ever gonna
look exactly like you.

That is not acceptable.

-We could style the bang.
-Don't touch my head.

I've worked with many women with cancer.

I don't have cancer. I have a premiere.

And I don't want some second rate wig
named after a hooker.

My hair is my thing.

This is bullshit.

Carrie? We're going.

I'm just so angry.

The chemo I can handle.
But this hair thing. It's too much.

Sweetie, we'll find you a better wig.
I have left hair all over Manhattan.

Every time the wind blows,

I have to check
to make sure I'm not bald.

It's only temporary. It'll grow back.

And until then, I have to look like a
sick person and I don't do sick person.

Because you're not.

You're someone who had a little blip
of bad luck and now it's over.

What if it's not over?

It's over. So over.

What if it comes back?

I could die, Carrie.

With really bad hair.

Hey, you are not going anywhere.

Carrie, please. Let me talk about
what I'm afraid of. Please?

The denial part of me
wanted to say, "You'll be fine."

Instead I said,

Okay. I'm here.

Maybe I should just
shave it all off.

Yeah, you could be one of those
fantastic bald women

who's all about earrings.

I better not look like fucking Kojak.

Yeah.

Cancer. Turns out,
not so hilarious.

After Samantha lost control,
she did the only thing

she knew to get it back.

Babe?

Ah. What are you doing here?

I got your BlackBerry message.

What do you mean you're not coming
to my premiere?

I'm very busy.

I'm shaving my head, all right?

And it's scary and awful
and you can't handle it.

Who says I can't handle it?

You freaked out
after just a few little hairs.

-You freaked out too.
-You lost your hard on.

Shit happens.

Let me be here for you.

Listen, this is very intense
and you're being very sweet

but there is no way that you can
relate to what I'm going through.

What are you doing?

No you can't. Your hair's your thing.

Chill out, I'm busy.

And when I'm done cue balling here,
I'm moving right over to you.

That night, Smith gave Samantha
the very best head of her life.

The next day, Miranda endured
her first out of Borough experience.

Broken.

Broken.

You mean, Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Here.

Let me show you what we could do.

We tear out these closets,
we make this the dining room.

Which you wouldn't have to sleep in.

Open up this fireplace,
imagine all of our friends over here,

fire's going, having some beers.

None of our friends are coming
to Brooklyn, but continue.

Miranda.

This isn't just about you anymore.

Brady's only gonna get bigger,
God willing.

Now, look at all this space.

You owe it to all of us,
you, me, Brady, Scout, Fatty,

to really look at this place.

We're a family.

Oh, my God. I'm married.

And that was the reality.

I'm gonna take Brady
and the dog outside.

You let me know what you think.

-Come on let's go out back. Yeah.

Let's chase the dog.
Let's chase the dog around.

That day, Miranda couldn't deny
what was best for her family.

So, what do you think?

We're very interested
but I'll wanna bring in an engineer.

I'd require a long escrow,
and if the furnace isn't up to code,

I'll need it replaced.

And so, she negotiated
her way into her future.

And Samantha realized
she couldn't deny cancer.

She would never be exactly
who she was again.

So for that night,
she decided to be Lil' Kim.

Smith! I love you!

It was a very special delivery
from Ms. Stork.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you.

Hi.

It was a girl.
Eight pounds, two ounces.

Oh my goodness.
Hello, are you hungry, precious?

-Who is that?
-She's a present. Can we keep her?

Anything that makes you smile like that,
it'd be crazy not to. What's her name?

Princess Dandy Rich Brandy Wine.

Oh that's impossible.
You gotta change it.

Oh, what should we name you,
pretty girl?

Who's the prettiest girl in the world?

Elizabeth Taylor.

Elizabeth Taylor Goldenblatt.

That was the day
Elizabeth Taylor

moved in with Harry and Charlotte.

And something far less glamorous
moved in with me.

He'll stay at the fancy
neighbors' now.

Thanks.

I didn't think I would hear from you.

I was upset.

You know, I need you to not talk so that
I can say this without you confusing me.

Samantha is my friend.

She's my family. My insides.

She will be fine
because she has to be fine.

That's how important she is to me.

So, for you to say that
she may not be just...

it feels very... hurtful.

And really unnecessary.

-Let me explain. My friend who died--
-Oh, my God.

Wait. Wait. When she died,

I was surprised.

The amount of pain.

I didn't want you to be surprised
like I was.

Well, you could have just said that.

We are different.

Yes, we are.

I need my relationship
with a little bit of milk.

It's clear who's the writer here, huh?

Your friend will be fine.

Thank you.

And I'm sorry about Sophie.

Thank you.

That night, for the first time,

we spoke the same language.

So while Samantha's life and my life
with the Russian would continue,

it was clear that Miranda's life
as we knew it, was over.

Brooklyn. I can't even say it,
let alone live in it.

-You'll all come visit, right?
-Ooh. Talk about denial.

Stop. We'll all come, won't we?

Well, I won't. I have cancer.

How long are you gonna play
that cancer card?

As long as it takes
for you to move back.

But it's just a subway ride away.

Subway that goes under water.
That's not normal.

-Another Manhattan?
-Oh, please. For all of us.

That night,
Miranda was determined

to drink in as much Manhattan
as she could.

Do you remember that awful apartment
that I had on 17th Street?

-The one with the water box?
-Oh.

What about your horrifying studio
sublet on Riverside Drive?

Oh, I blocked it.

Man, I have had some really
shitty apartments here.

Why do I think living in Manhattan
is so fantastic?

Because it is.

-Here we go.
-Thank you.

It'll be childish of us to deny
that our lives weren't changing.

But for this night, none of us were
going anywhere.

That's the thing about
really good friends

and a really great Manhattan.