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Politics, politics.

I'll tell you.

I mean, we need to find a good president with good health care plans.

Between the colonoscopies and the colostomies, it's just, you know, it's

get by. We need all the help we can get these days.

Yeah.

You know, fiber's important.

Fiber's very important, but I'm going to tell you.

I'm running through Depends like, you know, just as fast as I'm running

the preparation age.

Yeah, that detail in my limo is kind of missing. White leather seats.

I should have spent the money on the good Depends. You just don't know when

coming. That's why you've got to watch the fiber intake.

Yeah, you have too much fiber. But the stuff tastes pretty good. The chocolate

fiber is amazing.

It tastes like chocolate.

I just got to...

I just got to watch my colostomy bag.

It even fills up a lot faster.

But thank God for that reverse surgery that we had.

I just had a reverse mortgage.

It's like reverse surgery.

Bad out. Here's my IRA.

I'll tell you, that health care plan we got right now, I'm looking forward to

it. Because I need all the help I can get down there.

Oh, good Lord.

These kids are growing up so fast.

Yeah, I don't know what it's like.

I have to actually go see a doctor.

Wait, I guess you still have to, don't you?

Oscar.

Try not to.

I got to get that one over there in the dentist.

She is a spitting image of my daughter when she was her age.

Did you hear Caden cheating on Joshua?

What? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I know. Was it at a party last weekend?

Which one?

There was like a party at Joshua's. Oh, that probably wasn't. At his own party.

I totally see that. How did I wind up with two of them? They look identical to

each other.

It's that gene pool we talked about.

I love that gene pool.

It's strong stuff, that DNA.

We've got that election coming up now.

I'm going to vote for the party that's on my side and not for the party that's

for the other side.

Yeah, I'll take my political plan.

I'm not even sure what my side is.

I think I was born a Democrat, but I'm a dire Republican.

You can't believe a damn thing any of them says anymore, Evan. It's all fake.

Fake news. Fake boobs.

Fake lips.

Everything's fake.

She's so terrible.

She's kind of a hoe, honestly. No, she really is.

Whatever.

At least now he's single.

I heard he's still in the party this weekend. Really? We should go. We

We should.

That would be so much fun.

I know.

Hey, how many followers have you gotten since that post?

I got a couple. I know about three or four, and they're really hot guys.

Really? Yes.

Well, I'll tell you what, it's getting a little warm out here, haven't it?

The sun's starting to take it out of me. You want to get that sun in.

too much sun on you.

You know what we should do? What?

Post a nude.

Oh my god.

I'm serious.

We should. We should.

Honestly. We'll get a bunch more followers.

We'll get like the most likes we've ever gotten.

Yeah probably. That's what they get all the like. Yeah I know. I swear that's

all they do.

Yeah I'm kind of hungry though.

Yeah. I'm a little hungry too. Yeah.

We should definitely eat after this.

Yeah, especially because, like, I know that if you eat before you go to sleep,

you get cramps. Really? Yeah. Yeah. And you get bloated, too. I didn't want to

be bloated. I didn't even think about that.

God.

Oh, my God.

That sun just drain you. It makes you tired, don't it?

A little bit.

I think I'll take a little siesta right now.

No, not me.

I don't need naps.

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Wake up!

They're so old. Why can't they sleep anywhere?

Imagine if our friends were here.

Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Oh my god.

You know what we should do? What?

We should go mess with them.

I'm so down. Watch it.

I know. Don't wake them.

Huh? Huh?

Huh? I got a little man.

I mean, geezer.

Yeah,

they got me too.

What in darnation are these kids?

I don't know why they don't have any clothes on.

Are you sure the same like mine I mean obviously was

My plan is to get this stuff off of us We're going to go over to the jacuzzi

we show these girls what a real sense of humor is.

I like the way you think, old man.

I think so.

Well, well, well.

Grandpa! Oh, my God!

What are you doing? Turn around.

Oh, now, girlies, that's okay. Why don't you come join us over here in the hot

tub? Oh, my God.

Well, I mean, they're just a couple of old senior citizens, right? They're

harmless. I guess you're right.

Join us in the hot tub.

Come on.

Come on, sweetie. It's okay.

I'm going to tell you a story. Come here. Come over here, Grandpa.

I'm going to tell you a story.

Step over here.

Step over here. Let's sit down and have a talk.

We come from a time when this is no big deal. People walked around naked all the

time. The 60s. The 60s, it was free love, flower power.

Yeah.

Wow, crazy sex orgies. What?

Yeah, right?

Did we not? Yeah, absolutely true. That's where we met your grandmother at.

You're lying right now. I know you didn't.

Swingers Club.

Swingers Club, 1969. Are you serious?

Grandma? Yep.

1969 was the year. We both met your grandmothers the same year. Oh, my God.

That's so crazy. As a matter of fact, we took... Should we tell them?

Tell us.

All right. Well, we took your mom.

for their 18th birthday to that same club. Oh, my God. Are you serious?

We did.

We did.

It's still open. It's still open after all these years.

Things were much bigger and better back then.

I'm sure. Yep,

things were much bigger, much better in those days.

We're going to teach you two whippersnappers a thing or two, all

I get his granddaughter, and he gets mine.

Okay. Deal?

I think we have a deal.

Grab this cock and let's see what you got, young lady.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what you're doing right there.

I'm trying to stop getting stroked at the same time.

Don't you each other and give her a kiss.

Give her a nice kiss, best friends.

Yes, best friends.

So

good?

Lick it up and down.

Lick it all up and down. Lick it like a lollipop.

There you go.

There you go.

Stroke the whole cock.

There you go. Nice and wet.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So nice.

It feels so nice.

Yeah. Put it back in your mouth.

Put it back in your mouth. There you go.

That'll be all.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

That's right.

There you go. Why don't you give her a nice kiss?

Give her a big fat kiss while you stroke my cock.

Stroke his dick while you guys are kissing.

Stroke both those cocks while you kiss. There you go. Nice wet kisses.

There you go.

There you go. Stroke those cocks and kiss.

Stoke the cocks and kiss. There you go.

Oh,

fuck yes.

That's right. Spit all over that dick.

Spit all over that dick. There you go.

There you go.

That's right.

Here, lick my nuts.

Lick my nuts. Get down there. Lick those nuts. There you go. Stroke that cock

and lick the nuts.

Oh, so good.

You feel so good.

You feel so good.

You look so pretty.

You look so pretty with those nuts in your mouth. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, fuck yeah. Suck them hard.

Suck them hard at a girl. Fuck yeah. Just like that.

Yes.

I'm so confused.

that juicy

Be my dirty girl. Be my dirty girl. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Best French kiss.

Best French kiss.

Tongue kiss.

That's right. Tongue kiss. Swirl those fucking tongues around.

Swirl those tongues around just like we did in the 60s.

Just like in the 60s.

just like that. I want you guys kissing.

I'm sorry.

So fucking pretty.

Pretty young little lady.

Such a pretty young girl.

If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that was your mother.